Archive for April, 2016
SPEED LIMIT
Posted: April 30, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Alcoholism, America Asleep, TED CRUZTags: 2016 Presidential Election, Ted Cruz
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HELLS BELLS CRUZ!
Posted: April 29, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, John Boehner, Psychology, Religiosity, REPUBLICANS, SPIRITUAL INSIGHT, TED CRUZTags: 2016 Presidential Election, John Boehner, Ted Cruz
HELL’S BELLS CRUZ !
Tubularsock knows you may not believe this but Tubularsock has had to take on a new part-time-job in order to PROTECT the Satanists from slander at its highest or is that lowest, hmmm, order ……. whatever.
According RAW STORY (4/29/16), it seems that former House Speaker John Boehner has denigrated the Satanic Temple and ALL its satanic members by calling Ted Cruz “LUCIFER IN THE FLESH”!
It’s not that the friendly Satanic Temple doesn’t believe that Ted Cruz isn’t full of shit and is exactly as Boehner described him when he said, “I have Democratic friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”
But rather, they take umbrage at Boehner because there is NO WAY Ted Cruz is the living incarnate of Satan according to the Satanists!
That’s where Tubularsock’s new part-time-job comes in. Proof positive that TUBULARSOCK is the living incarnate of Satan! (only part time though).
YEAH, CAN I GET A BURGER AND FRIES TO GO? HOLD THE ANCHOVIES. HELL YES WELL DONE! WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, TED CRUZ?
It’s ALL GOOD in a BAD kind of a way.
Now really, can American politics get better than this?
There is one thing Tubularsock will give Barack Obama.
And that is that from day one in the oval office his approach and therefore his legacy as his time as President of the United States was SET IN STONE with “a belief that we need to look forward as opposed to looking backwards.”
Thereby showing to anyone that was paying attention that there would be ABSOLUTELY NO HOPE AND NO CHANGE!
And he has lived up to this view to the letter.
Future historian will have an easy time evaluating Obama’s Presidency but it won’t have to be done in extensive articles and books. It can be summed up the modern way, on Twitter!
#americanpresidentialhistory
Obama fucked up
attempts selling used car to America FAILED!
HILLARY THE LIE
Posted: April 25, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, BANKS, Bill Clinton, Delusional, DREAMS, Hillary Clinton, WOMEN ISSUESTags: 2016 Presidential Election, barack obama, Hillary Clinton
HILLARY THE LIE
Oka. Let’s get something straight ……… Barack Obama is a shell of a man. He has done what he was told and for it he gets a pension for life and a big ol’ library to throw parties. He also will probably get a nice house in Chicago and speaking gigs with expensive speaking fees. That is the bribery-in-reverse feature of American political fame. The payoff for doing what he was told comes AFTER …
Now Hillary is running about and she is promising to “. . . continue the “progressive” legacy set by Obama”!
OH PLEASE! Obama is as “progressive” as a pile of frozen diarrhea! It’s not going anyplace!
Hillary and Obama are the mask of slavery. The House Nigger and the Corporate Whore all dressed up in Americana!
They both are lies as well as lairs and to watch their sheeple bleat their prase is just disgusting!
Hillary thinks the TPP is PROGRESSIVE ? For whom?
Time out: Progressive: “using or interested in new or modern ideas” (Merriam-Webster)
Just what is new about economic slavery?
Hillary thinks DRONE WARS are progressive? Hillary is a neo-con and neo-con’s think backward so that may explain that but it is NOT progressive it’s called MURDER! “We came, we saw, he’s dead!” to explain American oppression tells it all!
And then Wall Street bailouts? Progressive? If so, then that would put George W. in the progressive camp. She has got to be kidding.
Or how about $12 an hour minimum wage? ……… progressive? Tubularsock would sure like to hear Hillary answer the question, “Could you live on $12 an hour, Hillary?” But she doesn’t have to because sucking Wall Street is profitable!
And who can forget “women issues”. Is Bill’s sexual predator raping fest a “progressive” view? THAT IS JUST SAD.
No Hillary is just the face of corrupt capitalism and like Obama, looks are deceiving.
All in all what is about to happen in the United States is that due to continued American Stupidity, Step-an-Fetch-It Black Wall Street Slave Boy will be replaced with a White Wall-Street-Whore with her Pimp. And then business as usual.
Now does Tubularsock really care?
Nah ……….. it’s natural folks.
FROM DECAY TO DESTRUCTION!
NOW THAT IS SOMETHING TUBULARSOCK CAN GET BEHIND.
TUBULARSOCK FREE ADVICE
Posted: April 23, 2016 in Advertising, Alcoholism, America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, Delusional, economics, Jobs, MATRIX, PsychologyTags: Psychology
You remember the old adage, “You don’t get something for nothing”, right? And in today’s world you don’t even get something for something! Whether it’s job numbers or economic growth it is all a shimmer, an imaginary glow built on shifting sand. And as often than not your castle will take a hit if not fall down completely.
So you listen to the predictions and the forecasts and you think that you are “in the know” BUT the lie is deep and the entire monetary system is just an agreement. It is NOTHING or EVERYTHING by agreement.
That is why you don’t have a chance ……. you can save and end up with nothing, you can spend and end up with nothing, and you can go deeply in debt and end up with nothing. Pretty much it’s NOTHING!
You see we have been trained to believe that having something is important and we have been trained that what we have is the definition of who we are. And yes we have fallen for it.
We NEED the new iPhone, car, house, mate, child, clothes, shoes, hair style to define OUR POSITION in the lie in which we live survive. And the first sign that you have been suckered into this labyrinth is when you agree to wake up at six AM take your car and sit in a long, slow-crawling line of cars inching along to cubical land where you sit on a computer all day doing meaningless tasks until the magic AGREED upon number of 5PM.
The magic AGREED upon number of 5 opens the door that allows you to go out and get in you car and sit in a long, slow-crawling line of cars inching along back to your bed.
Oh sure, there are variants to this scenario but the results are the same …….. you live in slavery to your THINGS!
Because you think your THINGS define your POSITION and your WORTH in the society in which you live survive.
And here is where the depth of OUR conditioning shows through the cracks. Tubularsock has been observing a group of “homeless” people who “work” a particular corner in the city in order to make their income. It is THEIR corner and they “work” it in shifts from 6AM to about 7:30PM every week day and 9AM to 4PM Saturday and Sundays.
Each one of them have an iPhone and they seldom sit during their shift but rather are active walking the line of cars that are waiting at the stoplight. They are friendly and polite and on task. And from Tubularsock’s vantage point VERY successful.
But the point is THEY ARE AT WORK! A job that is not any freer than a cubical except for the tan. They are following a tried and true business model and are successful and they have the “stuff” in clothing and iPhones to prove it.
And in truth, may not even be homeless but rather “self-employed”.
Now some people enjoy their work and some people don’t. But the bottom line is the less you define yourself as what you do and what you have and what you are programed to believe you need the greater real freedom you feel and THAT is the way out of slavery …………
AND THE AYES HAVE IT!
Posted: April 21, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, America Asleep, Bill Clinton, Bull Shit, Hillary Clinton, Prison, Psychology, RACISMTags: 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton
There is that argument that Hillary isn’t responsible for “her husband’s” policies, but she has taken responsibility for proudly promoting Bill’s omnibus crime bill of 1994 which led to the massive build out of the mass incarceration of the Prison Industrial Complex where more money is spent on prison than on schools.
The United States leads the world in having the largest prison population AND major drug problems as well!
Bill and Hillary’s crime bill was used to justify mass incarceration for many crack addicts and small dose marijuana users, not dealers. The focus was not rehabilitation of the addicts, but punitive punishment.
Now Bill while supporting Hillary on the campaign trail says that the 1994 crime bill was a humanitarian attempt to stop drug violence. However its supposed unintended consequence disproportionally locked up and destroyed Black families with thousands being sent to prison for non-violent drug offensives. With Hillary calling some black youth “super-predator” needing to be brought to “heel”!
It is one of those, oh gosh, we meant well but oops, vote for Hillary moments!
About the same time in Portugal they decriminalized all drugs and since then drug usage in that country has declined substantially. In the United States it has increased.
Once upon a time the Democratic Party stood for decent wages, adequate housing, quality public education, public health care from cradle to grave, adequate pensions and the right of political participation. No more.
Now both the Democrats and Republican only stand for corporate greed and war profiteering at the expense of the regular people who still some how believe they have a say. And the people do have a say …….. but not a choice!
You can vote for dog shit or dog shit! 
OH JESUS!
Posted: April 20, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Religiosity, TED CRUZTags: 2016 Presidential Election, Ted Cruz
CLINTON FOUNDATION SCAM
Posted: April 18, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, BANKS, Bill Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, Clinton Foundation, Hillary Clinton, WOMEN ISSUESTags: 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton
Tubularsock has always been impressed with the Clintons and their ability to lift themselves up from the “lower-classes” and out sleaze the political-sleaze-balls that sleaze about Washington, D.”Ceaze”.
And one of the great scams going down is the Clinton Foundation. If you want something “fixed” or say a hefty government contract, or a couple well used whores that Bill lost interest in, well the Clinton Foundation is the place to shop.
And what is great is that even Chelsea got a job there. Sweet.
None of the Clintons draw a salary from the foundation that just wouldn’t seem right, right? But they do enjoy first-class flights paid for by the foundation. And they do set up their “friends” with high paying jobs.
According to nonprofit experts the Clinton Foundation spends far below the 75 percent rate of spending that a good charity should spend on its mission. The bulk of it spending centers on administration, travel, and salaries and bonuses, with the fattest payouts going to family friends.
Charity Navigator, which rates nonprofits, last year refused to rate the Clinton Foundation because its “atypical business model . . . doesn’t meet our criteria.”
Charity Navigator put the foundation on its “watch list,” which warns potential donors about investing in problematic charities.
So it appears that influence peddling is just part of the Clinton Foundation …………
But the real advantage for Tubularsock, if people fail to recognize Hillary Clinton for what she really is and vote her into the White House, is it will make Tubularsock’s task much easier. All Tubularsock will have to do is check the “donation” schedule of the Clinton Foundation and know just where American foreign policy is headed. Easy!
For example, while Hillary was secretary of state, she signed off on a deal that allowed a Russian government enterprise to control one-fifth of all uranium producing capacity in the United States. Rosatom, the Russian company, acquired a Canadian firm controlled by Frank Giustra, a friend of Bill Clinton’s and member of the foundation board, who has pledged over $130 million to the Clinton family charity.
And you have been led to believe that Russia is our enemy ………… silly people!
Nothing to see here folks, move along, move along ………..
DERANGED?
Posted: April 16, 2016 in Advertising, American Exceptionalism, Delusional, PsychologyTags: Psychology
Some days Tubularsock just has to leave Tubularsock’s Top Floor Corner Office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA and just mingle with his fellow citizens.
You know the feeling, perhaps.
WHITE BROTHEL . . .
Posted: April 13, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Bill Clinton, Hillary ClintonTags: 2016 Presidential Election, Hillary Clinton
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