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DUMB AS OPERATING FACTOR! The balloon saga continues to persist.

Posted: February 13, 2023 in America Asleep, China weather/spy balloon, Information Age, MISSILES, PROPAGANDA, Psychology
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WHEN YOU HAVE A HAMMER
EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A NAIL.

Oh my, Tubularsock is awed once again with the U.S Air Force and their war with BALLOONS.

This seem to be a period when our brilliant tracking devices that we use to PROTECT OUR SKIES are showing signs of ahhh, not working very well. If at all.

You see, it is thought by the American people that their military is on top of their surveillance game and is protecting our population from intrusion from the sky.

Well, guess not.

Now we have all heard, ad nauseam, about the Chinese weather balloon that floated above the U.S. for days before the U.S. finally shot it down at a huge cost to our military budget to the tune of several millions of dollars.

But hell, the military has the money. It’s the homeless that don’t.

Anyway, because of the Chinese WE now have decided to look up …….. and shit, the sky is crowded up there.

There has been three other “balloons” shot down this week. But what confused our military is that the Chinese floated in at 60,000 feet while the three other “balloons” floated in at 20,000 feet.

See the confusion?

The sky is BIG and our military protectors are DUMB! And it is best to look at different altitudes when protecting the sky.

Anyway to make a short story long the three lower flying “balloons” were classified by the Pentagon as “unidentified aerial phenomena.” Cleaver yes?

“I’m not gonna categorize them as balloons,” said Gen. Glen VanHerck, commander of NORAD. “We’re calling them ‘objects’ for a reason.”

The Lame Media are pushing questions like, “Are they UFO’s?”

But of course they are UFO’s ……. they are unidentified flying objects!

And three that were recently shot down weren’t identified BECAUSE THEY SHOT THEM DOWN. WTF?

After they are blown to kingdom come just how are you going to identify them?

But they did notice that they seemed not to have an identifiable propulsion system and they were shaped in an octagonal as well as a long and cylindrical design.

Yet once you blow them up from a distance, so much for detailed descriptions.

SO THEY REMAIN UNIDENTIFIED as well as a possibility of war with alien beings that came in peace but now have declared war on us from afar.
DUMB, just may be what we have proven to be.

Tubularsock supports the Aliens only because Tubularsock KNOWS that no super intelligent being from outer space would take the time to visit THE DUMBEST PLANET IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM!

FOR SURE!

But a very important side-note that has to always be prevalent in one’s mind when there is a flurry of activity that comes out of nowhere and causes a large active attractive incident that seems out of left field. And that is ….. just what is the government trying to shift your attention to and away from? Heads up ……… something is up that they don’t want you to notice. THAT IS OBVIOUS!

Now go back to what you were doing before Tubularsock sidetracked you.

But you’ll notice for the next couple days that Tubularsock has given you a correct summary of our Earthly Conundrum!

MAY PEACE AWAKEN YOU AND KICK YOU IN THE BUTT!

WHERE WILL THE MONEY COME FROM?

Posted: March 2, 2021 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, DEMOCRATS, MILITARY SPENDING, MISSILES, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS
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WHERE WILL THE MONEY COME FROM?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OPTICAL DELUSION

Posted: February 27, 2021 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Capitalism, Congress, Delusional, DEMOCRATS, Don Rumfeld, Foreign Policy, Iran, IRAQ, Joe Biden, MISSILES, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, SYRIA, WAR CRIMES
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OPTICAL DELUSION

 

Well. Are you paying attention yet?

Buydone’s First Attack as our protector and chief was to bomb Syria.

And you thought Russia and China were sitting at our borders ready to pounce.

NOPE. It’s Syria.

It was self defense. You are safe now. Feel better?

You see, Iran-backed militias are believed responsible for a Feb. 15 rocket attack in Iraq that killed a U.S. military contractor and wounded a U.S. service member.

Now you could say, “Wow, we’re still in Iraq? Haven’t we devastated Iraq completely yet?”

Well no we haven’t!

You see after Saudi Arabia attacked us on 9/11 we immediately invaded Afghanistan only to discover according to Donald Rumsfeld that, “. . . there aren’t any good targets in Afghanistan. And there are lots of good targets in Iraq”.
So we started a war in Iraq in order that we could lose two wars together. Afghanistan and Iraq. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED?

Now we keep trying to start a war with IRAN but to date Iran just keeps out smarting us.
That and they have nuclear arms.

AND WE’VE DONE IT NOW!

In this last election all Tubularsock heard from so many is that we had to get rid of the Orange Dump and elect Slow Buydone so we all could GET BACK TO NORMAL!

And we’ve done it. No health care, no jobs, no fair minimum wage, AND NEVER ENDING WARS.

Congratulations America, WE’RE BACK!

So we have taken two F-15 fighter jets which cost $43.1 million each to build and they shot off seven precision guided missiles at a cost of $115,000.00 each and each F-15 cost $41,921.00 per hour in fuel not to even mention the cost of all the support necessary to conduct the mission which easily falls into the millions.

And we killed 17 people.

$86,200,000 plane cost
$805,000 missile cost
$125,763 fuel cost 1.5 hr flight time x 2

$87,130,763.00 divided by 17 = $5,125,339.00

And you know the funniest part?
NOT ONE MEMBER OF CONGRESS SAID, “Where will the money come from?”
A dead Syrian is worth more than an American citizen ……. very strange priorities, wouldn’t you say?

 

TRUMPISSILE EXPOSED!

Posted: September 2, 2020 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Donald Trump, Foreign Policy, JARED KUSHNER, KIM JONG UN, MISSILES, North Korea, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS
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TRUMPISSILE EXPOSED!

Now just how will Tubularsock explain this to all you patriots?

How about the simple way?

Now just why is North Korea building up their missile defense? Just why do they believe that they need them?

Well it has got to be that Kim Jong-un is a MAD MAN! Just has to be!

U.S. warns North Korea about their missile plans, and extends the travel ban against them!

Why does North Korea think they need missiles anyway?

 

Pentagon makes case for sea-launched nuclear cruise missile

DARPA’s air-breathing hypersonic missiles ready for free-flight tests

U.S. Air Force test-launches unarmed ICBM in California

Harpoon missile firing sinks target ship in Hawaiian naval exercise

U.S. B-1 Lancers, B-2 stealth bombers conduct missions in Indo-Pacific

Production of Air Force’s first B-21 stealth bomber on schedule

U.S. hypersonic weapon system completes second test on B-52 Stratofortress

 

 

 

MYSTERY SOLVED!

HELL, THAT WAS EASY.

 

TUBULARSOCK’S CHRISTMAS WISH!

Posted: December 19, 2019 in 2020 ELECTION, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Capitalism, CHRISTMAS, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, economics, Foreign Policy, George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, KAREN PENCE, Mike Pence, MISSILES, Obama, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rigged Election, Rule of Law, WAR CRIMES, War Criminals
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TUBULARSOCK’S CHRISTMAS WISH!

 

Well it has become extremely difficult to deny that we are living in a complete loony-tune world and the escape hatch has been closed for repairs.

There is an attempt to dump Frumpy-Orange-Dumpy off the wall and all the kings horses and all the kings men won’t be able to put him back together again.

Doesn’t Tubularsock only wish.

No, the Orange-Turd has nine lives and his true followers lap up Orange-Turd’s shit faster than a bag full of Mac-nuggets.

And the Corp-Democraps have done everything they can to keep the same stagnated Biden-Clinton-Obummer clap trap and not even dress it up.

The CorpDems don’t want ANY change to the system in truth. They benefit with Dump in office personally and their income and investment portfolios prove it.

The CorpDems if elected may benefit more if they take control however either way they’ll benefit personally. So FUCK YOU America!

And don’t you worry, either party believes in and supports endless wars because THAT is where the money happens to be.

Helping the poor, helping the sick, helping education, providing education for the incarcerated, investing in infrastructure …….. COST TOO MUCH!

Killing people indiscriminately in other countries WE CAN AFFORD.

That is where the money is made.

And the CorpDems and the Repulicant’s will keep that going and pocket the money.

That is why ANY candidate that is NOT WITH THEM is against THE AMERICAN WAY.

And what is the AMERICAN WAY ——- KILLING!

Don’t think so ………….. take a real look at American History.

Now there is one way to really help shift this inevitable negative direction.

Tubularsock would take Baby-Bush and Obomber and arrest both of them for WAR CRIMES and put them on trial …….. NOW!

You see, if the stand-ins of the powerful keep dodging responsibility for their actions we’ll just keep getting the same corporate puppets.

And you know that is not going to happen so just sit back and say a little prayer for an atomic bomb test going awry and hitting Washington, D.C. while Dump, VP-Dense, and a full session of Congress are in session.

Tubularsock knows it is just too much to ask for BUT Christmas IS coming after-all!

 

MONEY TO BLOW!

Posted: April 20, 2018 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Congress, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, Foreign Policy, Iran, IRAQ, Joint Chiefs, KOREA, MISSILES, North Korea, President Tweet, Psychology, psychomania, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rule of Law, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S.
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MONEY TO BLOW!

1million 400 thousand dollars for ONE cruse missile and we sent 105 cruse missiles into Syria to destroy three supposedly chemical sites.

$1,400,000.00 times 105 = 147million dollars divided by 3 = $49,000,000. per target area.

And because 42 people in Syria were gassed by chemical weapons, so they say?

42 divided into 147,000,000.00 = $3,500,000.00 per gassed person.

Wow, and did it bring them back to life?

 

So WHO exactly profited?

 

Now when you look at the poor in this country both parties are not even close to outstanding in assisting the poor much at all.

But it is the Republican’ts who yell loudest against the poor. Yet few in either party ever question paying $1,400,000.00 for a Tomahawk Missile and then to blow off 105 of them and all prance around like something of importance has taken place is pathetic.

And then Trump-Puppet-Of-The-Neo-cons (TPOTN) acts like he has accomplished some major victory (“Mission Accomplished”) is pathetic as well. Talkin’ ‘bout LOSERS, Dumps our man!

 

And all of this bombing with no proof that chemical weapons were even used.

 

And recall that the last time this chemical thing came down Dump rushed off and bombed a Syrian airbase and killed 80 people. Again WITHOUT ANY PROOF that chemical weapon were really used.

Months after that bombing Secretary of Defense James Mattis stated that the U.S. has “no evidence” that the Syrian government used the banned nerve agent Sarin against its own people.

Yet the U.S. bomb and killed 80 people.

 

But this isn’t a new policy ……. The U.S. has been doing this for years upon years.

According to international law a country that attacks another country that does not pose a threat to that country is committing a war crime. So the U.S. has committed many war crimes. But hell we don’t count them when we do it.

And we call Iran and North Korea aggressive. When was the last time has either country attacked the U.S.?

How many times have Iraq or Libya attacked the U.S.?

Which makes the attack on the U.S. on 9/11 against the U.S. permissible behavior from an American standard. So why did WE get so pushed out of shape? It’s the same thing we do whenever we like, to other countries around the world.

Right?
HEY, IT’S THE AMERICAN WAY!

But none of these countries have attacked us, WE HAVE ATTACKED THEM but we call THEM the aggressors. Now that is some gold plated American BULL SHIT if you ask Tubularsock.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NORTH KOREA IS CORRECT!

Posted: February 9, 2018 in America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Donald Trump, Japan, KAREN PENCE, Mike Pence, MISSILES, North Korea, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, South Korea, WORLD PEACE
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NORTH KOREA IS CORRECT!

Our Vice President DensePence is in South Korea at the Olympics and of course “mother” is at his side in order to protect him from sexually “acting out” with other women.

Of course DensePence DIDN’T shake hands with North Korea’s ceremonial head of state, Kim Yong Nam but greeted or shook hands with all the other dignitaries. Thank God for “mother”! Just touching an Asian woman may send DencePense into sexual fantasies for all we know.

But DensePence still got his hard-on anyway when he reiterated Washington’s insistence that denuclearization by North Korea is a necessary condition for peace. Talking about playing with yourself!

MEANWHILE BACK AT THE RANCH …………

The United States released the US Nuclear Posture Review.

Within this review it is stated that the United States has “legitimized the first use of nuclear weapons against any opponent”.

And is going to spend trillions of dollars acquiring more nuclear weapons even though
ten percent of the existing U.S. arsenal is sufficient to destroy all life on earth.

 

 

Now reread the stated position of the United States above and then tell Tubularsock, WOULD YOU, AS NORTH KOREA, DENUCLEARIZE?

Now you can see why North Korea wants THE BOMB?

It sure doesn’t take a Rhodes Scholar to figure out why this “denuclearization by North Korea” is not going to happen!

And why should it? IT IS THE ONLY PROTECTION IT’S GOT!

 

KOREAN CRIP ALLOWED INTO TRUMP COUNTRY?

Posted: February 4, 2018 in America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA TERRORISTS, Congress, Delusional, DEMOCRATS, Diplomacy, Donald Trump, ESPIONAGE, FBI TERRORISTS, Japan, KIM JONG UN, KOREA, Mental Health, MISSILES, North Korea, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Religiosity, REPUBLICANS, Rex Tillerson, South Korea, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., THERAPY, WAR CRIMES, War Criminals, WORLD PEACE
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KOREAN CRIP ALLOWED INTO TRUMP COUNTRY?

 

If you hadn’t noticed a crippled Korean was allowed into the State of the Union address even though he was a former NORTH KOREAN.

Tubularsock thought we had a WALL to protect us from the “evils” of North Korea!

Come to find out the entire Congress are in favor of North Korean cripples. Or at least it appeared that way with all of them standing up and applauding. Damn!

Now don’t you worry ……. it wasn’t real, it was a sympathetic ploy for war and we ALL can stand united for that! Right?

It is just part of the old “North Korea is so brutal to THEIR OWN CITIZENS” that WE (AMERICA) must “protect” Koreans by bombing them back to the stone age in order to save them from their own evil government.

In a lot of ways it is Trump’s new campaign:

“MAKE MORE KOREANS CRIPPLED AGAIN”.

(Oh sure, Tubularsock has made hats!)

But this isn’t even that creative. It’s the old Iraq weapons of mass distraction ploy. Will Americans be fooled again ….. SO SOON?

Because the words have already been used pushing exactly the same bull shit. It is just OrangeFuck mouthing them.

Flash back to DumbFuckShrub, remember how Shrub explained that the Saddam Hussein regime “. . . ha(d) already used poison gas to murder thousands of its own citizens . . .”? (Of course after the Reagan Administration sold them the chemicals, you know for “farm” use.)

You see, this kind of imagery is the stepping stones to preparing the American citizens for another WAR to save humanity.

After all, we have to attack them there rather than have them right here in OUR HOMELAND!

 

Remember how this works?

But really, it’s too late!

“OUR”(?) President has already LET IN a North Korean Crip! They are already here!

But as President Dump put it, “North Korea’s reckless pursuit of nuclear missiles could very soon threaten our homeland . . .” He left out the classic line “in the shape of a mushroom cloud” that the Shrub Team used so effectively. Too bad.

And those North Koreans have AT LEAST one or two nukes compared to the U.S. nuclear arsenal which if placed end to end would reach to Mars and back BUT IT IS those North Koreans that are dangerous!

Hell somebody might REALLY USE THEM on civilians!

Oh, yeah ……. we already have …….. twice!

So why is Tubularsock supposed to be scared again?

Well, there IS A REASON TO BE SCARED …………………

President OrangeTweet picked Dr. Victor Cha for nomination as the U.S. Ambassador to South Korea.

Cha was vetted and has been approved by South Korea as well. Cha is a very capable and knowledgeable choice to be Ambassador and as American Ambassadors go maybe overqualified if there is such a thing.

So for OrangeTweet to pick him was a surprise to Tubularsock.

BUT as the world turns …….. a few days ago Cha was pulled from the list by the Trump Administration.

WHY? Sure you asked!

Because in private Dr. Victor Cha expressed concerns about a military strike approach to North Korea!

Well good bye, Victor!

It appears that the Trump Administration believes that a “bloody nose” strategy on North Korea is all that it will take to keep North Korea in line.

And the “bloody nose” strategy goes like this:

If in the future North Korea does a missile test or other provocative act the American response would be a carefully targeted attack on a North Korean military facility. But this is exactly why North Korea wants nuclear weapons! North Korea doesn’t want to be Syria or Iraq where the U.S. can bomb anytime it gets upset!. No, with nuclear weapons …….. the warmongering Americans have to think twice.

HAVING nuclear weapons keeps from being attacked at the whim of the U.S.! What is so difficult to understand here?

Now if one reverses this Trump-esque insanity:

If the U.S. happened to do something that North Korea took as a provocative act and North Korea responded by “carefully targeting” a U.S. ship to show their disapproval, just what do you think the U.S.response would be?

Yep!

So, how can it be assumed that an irrational Kim Jong-un, as he is portrayed, would take it all in stride and not assume that this “selected rational limited attack” wasn’t a full out attack and in response start a war that kills hundreds of thousands of North and South Korean civilians and large numbers of US troops in a matter of hours?

AND THE ENVELOPE PLEASE ……………….

BOOOOOOOOM!

 

PRESENT AT THE CREATION

Posted: January 9, 2018 in American Exceptionalism, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, bull shit as an art form, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, ethics training, Ivanka Trump, JARED KUSHNER, JEFF SESSIONS, MELANIA TRUMP, Mike Pence, MISSILES, North Korea, President Tweet, Psychology, psychomania, RELATIONSHIPS, Religiosity, South Korea
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PRESENT AT THE CREATION

Tubularsock was sitting in his Corner Office In His Underground Bunker Overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see BUNKER TOUR for background) and pondering the absurd world we find ourselves.

But hey, what in the fuck would you expect if in each last election you had to vote for the “lessor of the two evils”!

 

 

It is just logical that in time you’d have to reach the bottom of the barrel, RIGHT?

And the real scary thing is that Orange Fuck and his deranged offspring and his third plastic wife may not be at the bottom.

Think about it! Makes WW3 look better already, doesn’t it!

 

 

So is there a way out?

So kick back and think of your options.

Sure Tubularsock has some options to suggest.

And remember these are only for fun, not real change.

 

 

First: We grab Pussy-Whipped-Session’s and give him a marijuana suppository to loosen up his dysfunctional brain and bring him into the 21st century!

Second: We remove the Christian Cross turned sideways from Pence’s ass to relieve the pressure on his brain as he waits for the second coming.

And Third ……. oh hell you come up with one! After all isn’t that what democracy is all about?

 

 

 

 

 

BOW WOW GROOMING

Posted: May 21, 2017 in America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Bull Shit, bull shit as an art form, CIA, CIA TERRORISTS, corruption, Delusional, Donald Trump, ISIS, KOREA, MATRIX, MISSILES, North Korea, Obama, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., WAR CRIMES
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BOW WOW GROOMING

OYG! (OH YOUR GOD!) And Trump criticized Obummer for bowing to the fucking
Saudis?

Donald get hold of yourself! Oh, on second thought, maybe not.

A 110 BILLION DOLLAR DEAL FOR “defense” of Saudi Arabia.

A White House Official said, “The deal will work to increase Saudi Arabia’s defense capabilities, bolstering equipment and services in the face of extreme terrorist groups . . .”

The Saudi Arabians are the main funders of extreme terrorists groups in the Middle East and they support terror & Wahhabi Salafist ideology fueling al-Qaeda/ISIS.

All that Shia Law crap and the cutting off of heads are things practiced by Saudi Arabia!

But Trump has succumbed to the Deep State war machine and the rest will be history.

And now Orange Tweet has shifted from, “We’re having problems with the Muslims” and pushed for a Muslim ban to the new dawn of “shared interests” with Muslims in the stamping out terrorism. And not a word about “radical Islamic terrorism,” or “radical Islam”.

And Donald puffed all up with, “That was a tremendous day. Tremendous investments in the United States. Hundreds of billions of dollars of investments into the United States and jobs, jobs, jobs.”

CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE THE EXCITEMENT OF THE COAL MINERS IN SOUTH CAROLINA!

The fact that Orange Tweet’s attention-span can’t be maintained much past the length of a tweet makes it apparent that when he discovered that the relationship between China and North Korea was more complex than he had imagined he was taken back a bit. The boy lacks knowledge of the world and of history and of the political implications of his own actions.

They have him dancing on the string so far in this current trip but Tubularsock can not believe that he can last the full nine days. He’s followed the telepromter so far but come on. He has got to go off. If he doesn’t then the “deep state” has molded Tweet in record time. Which will then only prove that the brainless are an easy mark for the CIA.

You see, once again George Carlin is correct. “It’s a big club and you ain’t in it!

So ok America, go back to sleep. It will be taken care of without your assistance EXCEPT your continued support of the BULL SHIT!

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