TUBULARSOCK REPARATIONS
It is clear to Tubularsock that the ONLY FAIR thing to do is pay reparations to Tubularsock.
You see, Tubularsock was not born into the John D. Rockefeller family.
And THAT is just not fair.
Others that were born into the John D. Rockefeller family got all the money and life style privileges but Tubularsock was left out.
In order to rectify this unfair and unwarranted slight, reparations MUST be paid to Tubularsock!
IT IS THE ONLY FAIR THING TO DO!
If one looks at the history of the John D. Rockefeller family one can see a sustained, collaborative, and consistently biased action of keeping Tubularsock from being put on ANY corporate board of directors of ANY Fortune 500 company. NOT ONE!
Nor has Tubularsock been given ANY memberships into private clubs or the ability to fly about in private jets and helicopters. Let alone visit any private islands or EVEN ride an evaluator to a private penthouse!
No!
Tubularsock had to labor long and hard as a wage slave and treated as an underclass
“worker-bee” because TRUE CLASS was denied due to the unfair and non-democratic system of birth!
THIS CAN NOT STAND.
As Tubularsock has always said …….. ‘Just because being born poor and kept down by the work slavery program doesn’t mean that you don’t deserve the gravy train!”
Please don’t sign the petition “REPARATION FOR TUBULARSOCK” but instead send unmarked Franklin’s in a plain rumpled brown lunch bag to:
FUCK THE ROCKEFELLERS
A Tubularsock Charity Project
1300 Standard Oil Way
New World Order, CA 666
All donations are tax deductible.
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