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TUBULARSOCK’S ODE TO
“AN EXTREMELY STABLE GENIUS”

 

I know you must be kidding
I know it can’t be so
I don’t even think it’s funny
Like a looney-toony show
It is rather sad and disruptive
For one to have to know
As if the swamp has risen
And gummed up all the flow
I stand in waders to my chest
Knowing I just must go
And yet my feet are planted
That’s why I’m being slow
The economy is booming
If you believe what you’ve been told
Don’t pay attention to the stores
as they stand in line to fold
And the job rate is as high as it has ever been
But working three jobs to cover one has got to be a sin
And with all the farmers put on welfare to cover tariff loss
With foreclosures and suicides that’s pretty heavy gloss
Oh did I mention factory job loss and infrastructure troubles
Not to worry, not to worry just stay inside your bubble
But hell, our wars are working really fine with record profits made
And if we add a couple more we can cover up the shade
And rest assured with all of this that I have shared between us
NEVER WILL IT BE SOLVED, BY OUR …… “extremely stable genius”!

 

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OH NO! GROPEN’ JOE BIDEN

Well like Tubularsock constantly says, “there is always something”.

And the “deplorables” make up much of the U.S. population …….. No! really.

Now don’t get mixed up. Killery first used the term “deplorables”, aiming at the low IQ or rather the NO IQ Dump supporters. Proving the Tubularsock Theory that no IQ-er’s stick together. (That’s Science!)

However when the “backlash” came in after her statement she did the regular political jig of re-framing the statement.

The only difficulty that Tubularsock can see about the term “deplorables” is that they span the entire American political system.

Tubularsock is not a firm believer in counting the votes of dead people in order to rig an election, even though many of the dead are smarter than living Americans, nor is Tubularsock a firm believer in running a DEAD-PAST-OVER-FINISHED-CANDIDATE for President of the United States.

Enter stage RIGHT ……… Gropen’ Joe Biden! The man who believes that sticking his nose and mouth into a woman’s ear or hair and wishing them advice or encouragement is a little outdated but WAS ok to do IN THE PAST.

Gropen’ Joe has JUST figured out that uncomfortable encounters or instances of inappropriate touching isn’t like it was in the good old days. Times have changed NOW and he understands that “social norms are changing” and “the boundaries of protecting personal space have been reset.”

NO Gropen’ Joe, IT NEVER HAS BEEN OK! You old crusty fuck!

 

Creepy to say the least but slimy old egalitarian Joe sometimes let his hand wondered in all the wrong places.

 

Oh sure it’s creepy, but hell Gropen’ Joe has been around the block dozens of times and now the corporate Democrats are attempting  Resurrection and are just as out of touch with the American electorate as they were when they attempted to dump Killery-The-Bitch on the nation, which led to Head-Stuck-Up-His-Ass-Dump winning!

 

But OLD Gropen’ Joe also has other opinions about women which may be a little ahhh, well chauvinistic.

Like Gropen’ Joe’s view on abortion.

Gropen’ Joe believes that the Supreme Court’s decision on Roe vs Wade “went too far”!

AND “I don’t think that a woman has the sole right to say what should happen to her body.”

And as far as Tubularsock knows, no one has asked Gropen’ Joe, IF HE THINKS A MAN SHOULD HAVE THE SOLE RIGHT TO SAY WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO HIS ERECTION OR NOT.

 

It may be a good idea that we keep the fucking government and the fucking church out of our fucking bedrooms. Now that is a FUCKING good idea!

 

NOW, you guessed it …….. that ain’t all folks!

There was the case of Anita Hill and now Justice All Hands Clarence Thomas who because of his fine upstanding sexual harassment became a Supreme Court Justice. No, Gropen’ Joe voted against Thomas’ nomination but he blocked Anita Hill’s corroborate witnesses to Thomas’ sexual conduct from speaking even though they were all present and ready to testify.

And who would be surprised from a guy who believes that a woman doesn’t have a right to say what should happen to her body!

 

However Gropen’ Joe makes a fine candidate for the Black vote.

If you haven’t paid attention, he had the highest respect for Strom Thurmond and Jessie Helms both solid racists. Gropen’ Joe also held a solid opposition to and successfully pushed through legislation against bussing that denied equal education to minority children trapped in underfunded school districts.

Another fine “freedom fighter”, that’s Ol’ Gropen’ Joe!

And we can’t forget his backing along with Strom Thurmond a bill that abolished parole for federal prisoners and the passing of  a bill that set a mandated 5-year term for anyone convicted of possessing a tiny piece of crack, creating the famous disparity in sentencing between “white drugs” and “black drugs.” Thus increasing the Black prison population.

NOTE: The way that legislation worked was a tiny bit of “crack cocaine” carried a 5 year mandatory sentence. And crack at the time was used primarily in the Black community. However “powdered cocaine” was not tied to the 5 year mandatory sentence thus saving all those White lawyers, White stock brokers, White bankers, and White Congress members from going to jail. Seems fair to ol’joe!

But don’t fear ………. Ol’ Gropen’ Joe in January of this year has cleared all that up by saying he “regretted” his tough-on-crime bills during his time in Congress. Well, oh gosh. That should settle all that prison time for the Black folk!

But what captures Ol’ Gropen’ Joe’s “old-timey” ways toward Blacks is best expressed in this statement about Obummer in 2007:

“. . . the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”

Will, yessa massa’ ……… “bright and clean”!

All Tubularsock has to say is if ANY Black person votes for this “ol’ timey” racist grandpa, you deserve what you get!

 

Are you tired yet? Oh sure, Tubularsock can continue ………….. ad nauseam really!

 

Let’s look at the ability, just like Step-‘en-Fetch-It Obama, Gropen’ Joe will bend over and take it up the ass by Corporate America. And he’s proven it time and again!

Gropen’ Joe is a big Big BIG supporter of the Banksters! He, over the years, has bent over backwards to please them. Gropn’ Joe supported the to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act helping free the banks of Delaware to gamble with great success that helped to lead to the 2008 financial “to big to fail” collapse of run away banking.

Oh, yep ……… Gropen’ Joe has said he regrets this vote to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act but you know others lost their houses and pensions which just helped the White middle class folks FEEL like the Black folks.

Gropen’ Joe walked away unscathed. So FUCK YOU!

And Gropen’ Joe has served his Bankster friends by passing a long series of laws denying students the protection of bankruptcy laws. Students today cannot escape their huge debts and must accept lifelong poverty like responsible adults as corporations go bankrupt and still walk away without concern. Well hell, that’s Capitalism!

 

And let us not forget Gropen’ Joe’s support in the past of building a FENCE along the Southern boarder to keep out those “illegals” from bringing drugs to the U.S.!

As everyone ALWAYS has known, 90% of drugs coming into the U.S. has never gone through the Southern boarder, but rather through Ports of Entry such as Miami, New York, LA, San Francisco, Chicago, and Kalamazoo!

Some of the best cocaine Tubularsock ever tried was smuggled into SF harbor inside a cargo container of high resin skateboards from Brazil. The resin kept the sniffing drug dogs from picking up the scent. The not so amazing thing about this is that this was a weekly occurrence.

Oh well, Tubularsock lost contact with these smugglers and found that cocaine never really worked for Tubularsock. Tubularsock’s metabolism has always moved at a far greater rate than any “lift” coke could provide. So what’s the point?

And Tubularsock has a stack or is it a line of stuff here but Tubularsock is only going to mention one more thing about sleepy Gropen’ Joe and that is his MIDDLE OF THE ROAD position when it come to the New Green Deal.

Middle of the road is not a safe place to stand on ANY issue except for the gutless and it is there that Gropen’ Joe is at the height of his ability, GUTLESS! Fucking who needs that?

As for climate change and the environment there is NO TRUE DEBATE. Man has ruined the air, the water, the soil of this earth and all FOR WHAT? PROFIT???

It is way past time to turn this around and stop trying to “prove” or “not prove” if man is responsible for fucking all this up ……….. look at the rivers, the ocean, the air!

Even the most backward, uneducated, primitive creature has enough “common” sense to not shit in the water hole …….. NOT MAN!

 

Wow, ALL THIS TO SAY ……….. NO ON BIDEN!

Wake up and find a new creative direction rather than following a walking dead grandpa with no guts. And if the Democrats insist like they did with pushing Killery they will lose again.

Wake the fuck up!

Of course some thing still hold true:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TRUMP’S DUMP ON THE DUMB

You know OrangeTweet is pretty consistent in his ability to leave a highway of failure in his wake.

He is like “a hundred-per-center” in the inability to do anything but fail.

The most recent example (well Tubularsock hasn’t seen the news in the last three seconds so recent is relative with the Orange-Dumpster’s crap)

But lets use the “Imbecile-In-Chief’s” firing of Kirstjen Nielsen, the secretary of Homeland Security.

That move has made an impression because due to OrangeTweet’s actions, the Department of Homeland Security “. . . is now without a secretary, deputy secretary, ICE director, FEMA director, Secret Service director, inspector general, undersecretary for policy, undersecretary for science and technology, chief financial officer and chief privacy officer,” (Dianne Feinstein 4/8/19)

 

 

 

 

Now compare that to OrangeTweet’s former business failures:

Trump Hotels & Casinos Resorts

Trump Castle

Trump Plaza

Trump Taj Mahal

Donald J. Trump Foundation

Trump University

Trump Airlines

Trump Steaks

Trump Vodka

Trump Model Management

 

Do you note a pattern here?

And then you add the Trump narrative repeated ad nauseam claiming,

“I built what I built myself, and I did it by working long hours and working hard and working smart.”

And his followers believe it.

Now Tubularsock asks you …….. who are the dummies?

 

 

 

THE SHIT IS THE SHINOLA

 

Are you happy yet?

Tubularsock has run through all the major YouTube comedy shows to attempt to find at least ONE laugh that would relieve Tubularsock’s total and complete outrage and disgust about how far down we have come as a nation. WE ARE FUCKED!

The political establishment has created what they believe is credible verbiage to spew to the American public which would make a reality TV show producer puke.

And as a consequence have in reality provided comedy gold for comedians without them having to even add to the joke because the joke is built into the political bull shit!

Then we as a nation, HELL, as a civilization, have passed over the tipping point!

Now not to get sentimental here but there was a time in America where, THE LIE of who we were, as a country was SOLID BULL SHIT.

Not even questioned! ………. but no more. We have reached, as a nation, the DIARRHEA THRESHOLD and there is no going back to SOLID BULL SHIT.

In fact, the shit can’t even hit the fan because it is running over your shoes!

No, WE HAVE ARRIVED!

 

It is all a big Punch & Judy Show and it’s not even funny, never was really!

Oh sure, there is the sick side of Trump’s “grabbing pussy” and Weiner’s dick bulge sexting but shit most people see it daily on the subway as they step over the homeless.

And the Princess at the ball with Prince charming on her arm just isn’t going to cut it for fucking Hillary & Bill, repulsive both ….. really ….. both of them together don’t equal a 10!

And that poor poor soulless Sarah Huckster Sanders spewing Trump shit right out of her mouth and then licking her lips, reprehensible!

It is pretty sad but her Huckster Bible packing father is at least as wretched as Sarah.
A true family of hypocrisy.

Oh, and sure the Bible tells them to lie. Your know how well Jesus is known for lying, right?

And let Tubularsock NOT go off on domestic and foreign policy because the cast is already fixed into FROZEN BULL SHIT no matter who gets in.

 

Now an important insight that has to become your standard lens to view our current political dialogue is “I’ve never said that” means one has “said that” and “not to my knowledge” means one is knowledgeable on that subject.

These are just commonplace expressions and meanings and are meant to mean exactly what they mean not what they said.

The confusion comes when people take the statement literally. That is not the way it was meant. Why don’t people just know that reverse is forward?

Once you adapt this “new speak” you’ll have a far better understanding of the political environment you are observing.

It is not new, really!

“I am not a crook!” and “I did not fuck that intern” or something like that ……. brings back memories, Tubularsock knows just how much people wish for the “good old days”.

The major difference between yesterday and today is that yesterday ran on 100% lies and today with Trump we have reached 230% lies and rising.

Tubularsock knows some cynic will question the math ……… fucking free thinker!

But in the reality of reality which is illusion you’ll find that President Orange-Tweet, IS ALL FAKE, so whatever he says is fantasy. It is not fake news because just because it IS fake doesn’t make it news.

And the “news” as we know it, is fantasy which is spoon feed to selective groups of the political spectrum …….. yumm!

And that is done to focus the energy of the populous into the trap of “infighting” so while that keeps them busy few realize that their pocket has been picked.

Case in point: The Republican Tax Break for the rich …….. gosh, didn’t see that coming!

Now! Is there a way out?

Well yes there is and it starts with YOU but we haven’t gone down the rabbit hole far enough yet.

And as Tubularsock says:

“When The Mirror
Is In Place
You’ll See
Your Folly.”

 

THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF 2018

 

Well a fucking HO-HO-HO to everyone.

Another year is closing and world peace and goodwill toward men is headed for the exit.

The Government is shut down.

The Stock Market is headed toward the depths of hell.

The Congress is not willing to throw 5 billion on blocks to build “The Wall”.

The Orange-Child is kicking, pouting, and tweeting about …. whatever.

And it is business as usual in good old Amerikkka.

For Tubularsock it is that happy time of year when total strangers yell out “Merry Christmas”, or the much more PC, “Happy Holidays” to you.

Of course, Tubularsock yells back …… “Same to ya fella, and so’s your mother.”

 

And Tubularsock’s favorite Christmas past time, sitting on a bench and watching people ladened with gaily colorful packages stepping over the homeless in order to get home with their happy treasures to share in Christmas cheer BEFORE the credit card bills arrive.

 

Well hell, they gave 20 bucks to a food bank what else can one do?

So with total optimism Tubularsock faces 2019 because we can all hope that it can get worse which then will make all this current shit become, “The Good Old Days”!

 

HEALTH CARE-LESS

 

For Tubularsock the ONLY way to go with national health care is the Single-Payer but that won’t happen so the next best thing is Medicare-For-All which is better at cutting costs.

But BETTER YET is to duplicate the exact health plan that Congress has created for itself and use THAT PLAN as our National Health Plan!

Or another way of putting this is that the National Health Plan that is created by Congress would be the SAME health care plan that Congress would HAVE TO adopt for itself.

Pretty simple, right?

But remember BOTH parties get huge sums from pharmaceutical companies and that will remain in play no matter which party “wins”.

And Democraps are not any less susceptible to prostituting themselves for a buck than the Republican’ts.

Obamacare was a compromise which was based to a large extent on Mitt Romney ideas in the Massachusetts State health care plan.

The idea was that you brought everyone into the market and forced insurers to compete for their business by offering higher-quality plans at lower costs, not by separating the healthy from the unwell.

But the Mitch McConnell and John Boehner Republicans decided to turn a complete about-face on ideas they had once supported in order unite against Obama’s plan!

And on top of that ——-They had no viable plan themselves!

As a result a group of GOP Senators voted for a resolution calling the individual mandate unconstitutional.

Fast forward to today.

What you see is the Republican Party driving legislative and judicial efforts to gut protections for people with preexisting conditions that are now the law of the land under Obamacare.

However you see the Republican Party running ads saying that they are committed to protecting people with preexisting conditions.

Say what?

The very Republican officials that are suing to negate preexisting conditions protections are the same Republican officials that are running ads saying that they are COMMITTED to protect preexisting conditions.

Tubularsock would venture to guess that that falls under the definition of LYING.

 

And who is the BESTEST Lier in our Nation?
None other than our Lier In Chief:

Now really, would you expect any less from the Shit-For-Brains-Dump?

 

 

Kavanaugh Ethics Scam

Well Tubularsock knows that some of you out there have had to interview for a job sometime in your current life. Right?

And doing that, depending on the position you were attempting to acquire, you had to provide information about your past work experience and perhaps some letters of recommendation showing your past achievements, experience, and character.

And once that was completed you were interviewed and had either been hired or not depending on how well you fit the job culture you wished to enter.

Of course, that was determined by the hiring team and/or boss considering your qualifications.

Pretty common stuff.

How often were you ever hired to do the job AND THEN AFTER you were hired and working at the job, your boss THEN decided to review your past ethics complaints?

You see in normal cases that would have been done BEFORE you got the job.

Well then, you just picked the wrong job!

You see, if you would had gone for being a Justice on the Supreme Court then you would have gotten the job AND THEN your ETHICS would then be looked into by your boss.

Sure it is ass backwards but we are talking government service here NOT A REAL JOB!

Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts Jr. has, according to a letter made public, has stated that he has been asked by the US Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit to transfer at least 15 ethics complaints against Kavanaugh to the 10th Circuit, which is based in Denver and covers six states in the western United States.

To transfer complaints to another circuit is how federal courts in recent years have dealt with high-profile ethics cases.

Judges who ask to transfers these types of complaints do so to avoid conflict-of-interest issues.

So Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed to be on the Supreme Court of The United of America and is presently working AND NOW they are checking on his ETHICS!

Now you know the idiom, “A country of laws not of men” which is bantered around like it really means something. It falls into that “Rule of Law” bull shit so often held up as some kind of sacred screed as it’s explanation runs on ad nauseam.

Usually being preached by some of the slickest criminals in our very own government!

The biggest setback to this entire “Rule of Law” business is that those with money and societal status have a far better chance of getting AROUND the law than a regular citizen and if you’re poor …….. forget it baby!

But even if you forget the poor little rich frat-choirboy Kavanaugh who is just the current special privileged token to get a job on connections alone and view the entire system that we pride ourselves …………. well, if you believe it, you are deceiving yourself.

Whether you realize it or not WE better duck because it is not only Deborah Ramirez that is getting Kavanaugh’s penis waved in her face! Oh sure it’s ok …….. he’s just drunk ……. just close your eyes.

Oh hell, Mitch McConnell has already kissed it!