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Leave it to Joe Buydone for a final heating solution for our “European-Friends” this winter.

Jill only left him home alone just for an hour.

“Now just how could he get in trouble so quickly” it was reported she said. “Well send him to his room with that DUNCE CAP again!”

Tubularsock went straight to his crystal-ball and called for the GAS SPIRIT to come-forth and POOOOFF! there she was dripping in salt water.

Impressive, Tubularsock stated.

“GAS SPIRIT tell Tubularsock who blew up the Nord Stream Pipeline?”

“IT WAS POSITIVELY NOT RUSSIA!” the GAS SPIRIT said quite quickly.

“Well, just how can you be so sure, oh wise SPIRIT?” was Tubularsock’s retort.

The Gas SPIRIT took three fast steps to the East, turned and stated, “It is as plain as U.S. Secretary of State Antony J. Blinken having his head up his ass!”

“This may be true, GAS SPIRIT but Tubularsock needs more PROOF than that”.

“Well here you go then”, the GAS SPIRIT stated as she spread her arms in a revelation gesture.

“Sweden and Denmark are investigating the sabotage which all parties have agreed was perpetrated on the underwater pipeline.

Russia has not been allowed to investigate their own pipeline and yet to date Sweden and Denmark has discovered that there are explosion craters at the destroyed pipe locations.”

“But still who did it is unknown” Tubularsock added.

“So if Russia had done this Sweden and Denmark would have been yelling that information from the top of Mount Olympus at the top of their voices”, the GAS SPIRIT continued.

“But what they have found shows someone else did it, Soooooooo. It is now classified and top secret and in that gesture alone shows that Russia is in the clear”, and at that she sat down very pleased with herself.

That has been the last Tubularsock has seen the GAS SPIRIT but as Tubularsock pursues the elusive gas fumes the fact that the USS Paul Ignatius, a U.S. destroyer, was spotted hovering over the areas where the explosions happened and left the area a short time before they happened make for interesting conjecturing.

And if you take into account that on May 20th “. . . Defense Secretary Lloyd J. Austin III announced that Navy Rear Adm. Thomas E. Ishee for appointment to the grade of vice admiral, and assignment as commander, 6th Fleet.

Thomas Ishee is well versed in underwater fast attack, and he commanded fast attack submarines and oversaw the operations of torpedo retrievers, floating dry dock and the Navy’s submarine rescue systems.(https://www.globalresearch.ca/exclusive-us-torpedo-appeared-explosion-site-nord-stream/5797989)

And you wrap all this up with the fact that the U.S. 6th Fleet were conducting “military exercises” in the Baltic dealing with among other things training an Explosive Ordnance Disposal Mobile Unit and unmanned underwater vehicles.

Move along, nothing to see here.

But for Tubularsock it is clear that once the discovered information was made classified tells it all and to date Tubularsock has heard zilch from Mount Olympus!

The Associated Press called the claim that the US was involved in the sabotage of the Nord Stream pipeline as “baseless conspiracy theory” that was being pushed by the Kremlin and Russian state media.

And the Associated Press is not a “state owned” propaganda arm of the United States?

Remember the AP was created in 1846, by five New York newspapers to “share the cost of covering the Mexican-American War” ……. guess which side they were on?

Times haven’t changed that much. Trust Tubularsock on that!

Secretary of State Antony Blinken DIDN’T EVEN BLINK when he stated at his last news conference that the sabotage of the Nord Stream Pipeline provides “a tremendous opportunity” to end Europe’s dependency on Russian energy. (CHEEP ENERGY, may Tubularsock add!)

Well all this is just great for the liquefied natural gas scumbag producers in the U.S. but not so good for the huge number of Europeans freezing their asses off this winter.

The one thing that capitalists do well is to ALWAYS hold profit over people.
It is what they are made of and they “like it”!

It is also what they call a “tremendous strategic opportunity for the years to come.” Just another form of “the pandemic!”

As Vlad said, “Sanctions are not enough for Anglo-Saxons. They have turned to sabotage, it’s unbelievable, but true, having organized explosions on the international gas pipelines of the Nord Stream.”

It seems that it isn’t difficult for American citizens to not believe “the enemy” when most of the time it is “the enemy” that are telling the truth.

But that is merely built in delusion on the Americans’ citizen part.

You remember the “make-believe Gulf of Tonkin attack” which was used to get us involved in our on going war in Vietnam.

Or the 20 year war with Afghanistan because they wouldn’t give up bin Laden who was supposed to be “hiding in the hills” in some underground bunker.

Or the “weapons of mass destruction” that Saddam had hidden in his back pocket!

Many in the U.S. at least believed these lies because the U.S. “leaders” said they were true.

THAT ALONE SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO NEVER BELIEVE THE U.S. ABOUT ANYTHING!

Tubularsock is putting his money behind Vlad!

SAME OLD NEWS REGURGITATED AGAIN!

Well shit! Here Tubularsock is again repeating himself ad nauseam about the state of the American political decay.

It is somewhat overwhelming to witness the depth of the decay yet the ability of this continued dry rot to hold its flimsy structure.

Another marvel of science Tubularsock supposes.

To listen to Dead-Man-Walking Joe Buyden speaking to the United Nations about the destruction that Vlad has unleashed on the Ukraine is breathtaking.

“Russia has shamelessly violated the core tenets of the United Nations charter.” says
Dead – Old – Joe.

But funny that Dead-Old-Joe failed to mention the U.S.’s role in the 20 year war in Afghanistan, or for the wars the U.S. also started in Iraq, Syria, and parts of Africa. Or even our continued rotten treatment of Cuba!

AND REALLY FUNNY THAT HE FAILED TO MENTION THAT NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THE UNITED STATE WOULD HAVE KEPT ITS WORD GIVEN TO RUSSIA.

Even more strange that Russia had believed the U.S.

He didn’t even mention the number of Central and South American election the U.S. has altered overthrowing the PEOPLE’S WILL for a dictator that will go along with the U.S. corporative agenda of stealing natural resources.

You know, “We Are Doing It For Democracy”!

To watch that pompous old fuck chastises other nations while “leading?” the most destructive terrorist nation on earth, The United States of America, is stunning!

But hell, that is all old news ………..

Did you here the great news that Dead-Man-Walking-Joe has continued to build “Trump’s Wall”?

Remember all the consternation over “Trump’s Wall”? Well now, Old Joe is continuing to build it. And not a mention of it by the mainstream presstitutes. Hmmm. Don’t pay attention to the man behind the curtain, Dorthy.

Remember when Trump put children in cages at the boarder? MORE CONSTERNATION! But few realized that Rent-A-Kneegrow-Obummer STARTED that policy while he was in office.

Funny how that works, isn’t it.

And Dead-Ol’-Joe has deported MORE immigrants than Orange-Dump!
Seen any consternation over that policy?

BUT IN TRUTH the power structure has continually framed the question of immigration as to HOW TO STOP the influx of those coming across at the boarder at any particular time.

BUT THE REAL ANSWER has always been hidden.

THE ANSWER TO THE BOARDER CRUSH is simple!
Stop undermining democratic elected governments in Central and South America and let the peoples of each country vote for the government THEY WANT.

Not the government the U.S. wants for them controlled by the U.S. corporate agenda!

In truth, most people at the boarder didn’t want to leave their country but were driven to leave their country because of the U.S. foreign policy that has help to create governments that are run by “approved” dictators or drug lords.

Do remember that the CIA is one of the most prolific illegal drug pushers in the world! So what is good for business is ……. well, good for business. (You don’t believe that the U.S. pulling out of Afghanistan has stopped the CIA’s opium business in the area do you!)

So all that establishment bull shit that immigrants at the boarder want to come to “AMERICA” for a better life is ONLY true because the United States have meddled and help to destroy their country for American control and exploitation.

It has worked for over a hundred years!

Well, just maybe things are about to change.

Imagine U.S. citizens with their pillow cases filled with crucial survival items, cellphones, talking wristwatches, portable TV’s, pressing themselves against the Sacred Border Wall waiting for asylum in Mexico.

Fucking could happen! And perhaps sooner than we think!

But in the meantime Tubularsock will hang low in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker over looking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tour)

NO ……… Tubularsock isn’t going to stand on the edge of Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington,DC from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and scream a blood curdling scream. AND NO Tubularsock WILL NOT take his AK-47 with an extended magazine and wipe out all of Walmart.

But Tubularsock can see why those actions are taken.

THIS is what Tubularsock has been going through that has driven Tubularsock to the edge!

EVERYDAY for the last several weeks at least EIGHT times a day Tubularsock receives an

EMERGENCY EMAIL FROM:

Nancy Pelosi

Adam Schiff

Mary Trump

Martin Sheen

Eric Swalwell

Hakeem Jeffries

Pete Aguilar

Joaquin Castro

Marry Hakeem

Stacey Abrams

Beto O’Rourke

Barack Obama

Barack & Joe Together

Jamie Raskin

Raphael Warnock

Jon Ossoff

Kamala Harris

And the entire DCCC

Some of these people Tubularsock doesn’t even know who in the fuck they are and even worse they address Tubularsock in such familiar tones that one could think that they were “friends”
rather than drones of the Democraps.

“PLEADING” with Tubularsock! (the entire DCCC)

PRAISING Tubularsock as “. . . one of my very best grassroots supporters.” (Nancy)

Frightening Tubularsock with “. . . we’re desperate!” (the entire DCCC)

“BEGGING” Tubularsock: “I need your help like never before.” (Nancy)

“Imploring” Tubularsock: “. . . urgent call and defend our precious democracy . . .” (Adam)

And the list goes on and on and on.

AND WHY DO THEY “NEED” TUBULARSOCK?

………….. MONEY!

Why? ………… TO STOP THE “the fate of our Democratic Majority” FROM LOSING THE HOUSE!

AND MONEY IS THE ONLY SOLUTION!

Well, let Tubularsock lay out a perfect example of why Tubularsock wouldn’t give the Democraps’ a dime. Nor the Republicans as well. But they aren’t asking!

When THE CORPSE OF JOE won the Presidency his campaign promised was to:

  1. Excuse Student Debt BUT ended up with a half of loaf where he could have blown the socks off the concept rather than another piece meal token pile of crap. Typical Democrap lukewarm, water-downed leftovers!

NO GUTS!

  1. Codify Roe v. Wade AND DIDN’T! Much like OBUMMER SAID DURING HIS CAMPAIGN FOR THE PRESIDENCY THAT HE WOULD MAKE IT A TOP PRIORITY BUT THEN TURNED AFTER THE ELECTION AND SAID IT WASN’T THAT IMPORTANT TO HIM.
  2. Did not use diplomacy and prevent the War in Ukraine. An example of being totally asleep at the switch while helping to support the military/industrial complex which he profits from.
  3. Halt U.S. support for Saudi Arabia-backed efforts in Yemen as promoted while running for office.

But when elected provided $650 billion weapons sale deal to Saudi Arabia.

And this list can go own but the point is that if the Democraps or the Republican’ts
wanted to improve life for the basic citizen they could take the bull by the horns but seem to habitually grab the bull’s ass.

Perhaps due to self identification on their part.

So rather than DO ANYTHING real the Democraps contact Tubularsock thinking that Tubularsock can be coerced into fearing that if Tubularsock won’t “pay up” then the

Republican’ts will overwhelm the election and bring about the downfall of democracy by reinstating EVIL TRUMP!

Really?

THEY HAVEN’T DONE SHIT FOR PEOPLE and they think they can browbeat Tubularsock out of $3.00? For fucking WHAT?

Check it out:

“President Biden needs your support right now, Tubularsock!”

AND ALL HE IS ASKING IS FOR $3.00!

But Nancy Pelosi emailed Tubularsock directly with:

“I asked yesterday.
I asked this morning.

This is my final ask of you before tonight’s End of Month Deadline. (Promises, promises)

Just this morning, I was deeply worried my calls for help were going unanswered. (Ahhhhhhh, oh my)

But as of 4pm, your support to help me WIN this election and protect reproductive rights is flooding in like I’ve never seen.” (But Nancy, Tubularsock DIDN’T support you with his $3! Are you sure we are communicating?)

Interesting that when the Obomba Administration had control of both houses the Democraps had NO INTEREST is codifying Roe v Wade. Even when Obummer said it was something he was going to do if elected. Tubularsock wouldn’t buy a used car from that shyster.

NOW the Democraps have interest? HORSE SHIT!

Come to think about it Tubularsock might come up with a whole 5 bucks if the Democraps would ABORT PELOSI RETROACTIVELY.

Sure, it is only Tubularsock’s wishful thinking. Tubularsock does have a right to dream!

Welcome To The Theatre of the Absurd.

George W. Bush is now going to teach a “MASTERCLASS” on leadership.

Dick Cheney is now giving moralistic advice about the fundamentals of democracy.

Nancy Pelosi has become a specialist in “Insider-trading” along with her husband Paul.

Paul Pelosi is flashing his Platinum Donation Card for police charity while being arrested.

Donald Trump was literally sitting on boxes of top secret government documents. BUT HE DOESN’T READ!

Hilary Clinton is still “missing” thousands of emails, damn Russia!

Bill Clinton STILL can’t get enough “head”.

And your engine light has started blinking indicating you should pull over and stop driving your car.

AND YOU THOUGHT LIVING IN OZ WAS ALL FUN!

Now Tubularsock pulled out this list from general thoughts without effort. These things are not even the tip of the iceberg.

Yet the beat goes on.

The war in Ukraine which the U.S. created by not standing by “OUR WORD”, our verbal agreement, with Russia has unfolded into a major mess.

AND YET ………..

Somehow WE are giving out BILLIONS OF DOLLARS to one of the most corrupt countries in the world today (besides our own) without oversight AT ALL as to where that money is going ……….and THAT IS THE POLICY!

Ukraine CAN’T “WIN” and that is exactly the policy being promoted by the U.S. throughout its foreign policy sphere.

We are still supporting and training terrorists in Syria as we have done throughout the Middle East, Asia, Africa and Latin America. THAT IS THE POLICY!

And yep, you bet both political parties are shoveling the money out the door but appear to become all inflationary conscious when it comes to domestic policy.

That is BOTH PARTIES!

WHY? You really have to ask?

BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE PARTY AND YOU’RE NOT IN IT.

AND THERE IS ONLY ONE FOREIGN POLICY, …… destabilization.

YET YOU JUST CONTINUE TO PAY FOR IT IN A MULTITUDE OF WAYS.

So exactly who is the stupid one, dumbo?

And always remember, when it comes to money and power the wealthy will gladly kill YOU so they can have more.

Ain’t that rich!

A word to the wise from Tubularsock.

DON’T wake up in the morning and turn on the “news” before you have adjusted your mental-intake-valve.

This is a must if you want to maintain any bit of sanity in the insane world in which you find yourself.

Years ago Krishnamurti said, “It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.”

And of course that holds even more true today. And believe it or not we have hit the iceberg and it seem like the US-TITANIC is going down!

What we are experiencing today is the decline and collapse of a society that has lost its way.

We, as “Americans” have NO VISION, NO MORALITY, NO DIRECTION AND NO LEADERSHIP!

Golly gee, that doesn’t sound good now does it. Well, unless you are the kind of person that will bet on a dead horse and then bitch and moan at being a loser you’ll need to take extra care in viewing what is going down.

Now just where is the surprise in a country that will go off to another country and burn to death thousands of men, women, and children and then be SHOCKED and DISMAYED about your very own gunmen killing people on the streets of our country.

Somehow Tubularsock just isn’t shocked at all. In fact, when Tubularsock looks over the political landscape of this country and our obsessive addiction to guns it seems to be a natural extension of a military mindset.

You see if you are 18, you are a hero if you slaughter the enemy “over-there”. The power structure will even give you a medal!

And by golly the power structure will even give that medal to your parents or spouse if you happen to get yourself dead in your slaughter endeavor. THAT is just how important that MEDAL happens to be. Queue in the hand over the heart ……. so sincere.

Tubularsock see a false sense of priorities here.

Dick Gregory, once said that the U.S. doesn’t have to force democracy on other countries because if it is such a good thing they’ll steal it! WE ourselves have to practice it as an example for others. No we really are going to practice it right after you elect us again and again and again. Remember we only have one party. The party of money & control!

And that is why we aren’t a democracy. We just keep promoting the “IDEA” of Democracy as a propaganda tool for the citizens to believe while the American Oligarchs swim in the cash they create on the backs of the citizens!

DEMOCRACY WE AIN’T!

Now some have called Tubularsock over the years “un-American” …. NA’. Tubularsock is much more on the Fuck-America track. A country that will lock up a person for exposing the TRUTH of the corruption and evils of the military and rather then giving that person a medal for exposing TRUTH they give him 30 years to life! FUCK-AMERICA!

Or a country that will arrest climate activists as terrorists rather than giving them medals for exposing TRUTH! FUCK-AMERICA!

This list could go on as communities militarize their police forces into armies with assholes with guns and expect the citizen to “respect” the police. FUCK-AMERICA!

And Tubularsock’s largest FUCK-AMERICA is directed at the “Two-Party-System which is just ONE PARTY who have never-ever funded a war they didn’t like!

So, DON’T be un-American BE FUCK-AMERICAN!

And God will love you, amen.

But Tubularsock is always hopeful and is in total agreement with Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn when he stated, “The simple step of a courageous individual is not to take part in the lie. ONE WORD OF TRUTH OUTWEIGHS THE WORLD.”

BRING ON THE LIGHT!

Ahhha. Tubularsock wakes up every morning in Tubularsock’s Underground Bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tour)

But Tubularsock doesn’t always rush to Tubularsock’s Top Floor Corner Office with a view of all those famous Government Buildings that have more respect than the citizens that pay for them.

No.

More recently Tubularsock inspects all seventeen of the Underground Bunker’s Gun Turrets to be sure that they are at peak operational capabilities.

And yes, the question always comes up in polite cocktail conversation, “Why seventeen?”

Simple really, Tubularsock likes even numbers.

Once again Tubularsock has put together some information that you should know about.

And because many of you are Americans Tubularsock will put the main story to you in pictograph form so you don’t have to labor your letter reading skills.

You do realize that there is a different WORD for everything. And a funny fact, EVERY language has a different way of expressing it.

So that is why a picture is worth a thousand words ….. and you can’t misspell a picture.

So here is a simple run down. And the Tubularsock attitudes and point of view depicted here is a truth that will set you free.

And as always with Tubularsock you are allowed to think differently than Tubularsock EVEN if you’re WRONG!

UKRAINE

MEDICINE

GUNS

It seems just a bit odd ………

How is it that with every mass shooting in the United States of America there is ALWAYS SHOCK which then turns to “our hearts and prayers go out to the victims families” and the political establishment rush out and relay the same old message of “doing something about it”
ONLY TO FALL BACK ASLEEP to be sure that the gun lobby money keeps flowing into their next campaign.

Kind of gives one a suspicion that there is some sort of tried and true plan they are following.
Doesn’t it?

We are a violent society historically. Our country was created by indigenous genocide and we marched across the continent taking other peoples land and fought wars with just about everyone.

Even the Louisiana Purchase, which sounds like a great business deal, was a deal between the U.S. and France. The only issue Tubularsock has with it was the French stole the land themselves.

So, TRUTH BE KNOWN, the Louisiana Purchase was an act of buying stolen property.

Not to mention that the people living in the area were never consulted about THEIR PROPERTY being SOLD.

Big surprise when you wake up in the morning and find out that what you thought was yours ISN’T.

Thank God ……. you don’t have to water the lawn anymore! See, there is always an upside!

So in truth, gun violence is the corner stone of the building of America.

And was enshrined in our Constitution. Even though at the time it was clear that only WHITE MEN would be able wield them.

And our continuous foreign policy has ALWAYS been about MINE’S BIGGER AND BETTER which has only led to the slaughter of millions of innocent victims always in the blood draped covering of FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY!

So what have we created?

YOU ARE LOOKIN’ AT IT!

Every bomb and bullet the U.S. provides to Ukraine RIGHT NOW is just an “over there example” of Uvalde, Texas! Without the up to the minute details.

Every missile system the U.S. provides Taiwan is just another Buffalo, New York in the making just with a bigger payload.

But what the BIG LEARNING that every American citizen has been awakened to (IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION) is according to The US Supreme Court, law enforcement agencies are not required to provide protection to the citizens who are forced to pay the police for their “services.”

Did you get that?

Appears that what the police does do BEST is beat minorities and kill them on a regular basis.

Just a little bit scary, don’t you think?

The trick you may wish to know is the police DO have the legal responsibility to PROTECT YOU if you have been arrested and held in their custody. If not, they are not required to provide protection to the citizens AT ALL! ………. IT’S THE LAW!

So depending what is going down be sure to get arrested BEFORE the shit hits the fan. Ahhh, spread the word.

You see that “What you project” is what you receive back. Little bit scary really if you understand that that is the way all this works.

Good Luck.

STEP BACK, let Tubularsock through here.

You have got to have recognized that we are living in bazaar times. And it is extremely difficult to get the full picture because we have been trained over our years that the movie we are living in has pretty much been standard fare.

And because of that traditional view of living we may have been really rather slow at the uptake when it comes to the blatant danger because it has all the trappings of the same old same old. BUT, let Tubularsock give you a little bit different point of view and let us see what happens.

Oh sure, Tubularsock’s view is presented FREE to you but if you wish to donate a brown unmarked lunch bag stuffed with unmarked Franklins feel free to do so. Say, like under the bus bench at 13th and Lincoln Ave.?

Appreciate it.

The current movie that we each are staring in looks like the same old good guys vs. bad guys style except that the BAD GUYS are really BAD GUYS on steroids! They are for REAL!

The entire cast has been taken right from Central Casting. And as you will see, your part is really only a stand-in part with NO DIALOGUE. That way, you get paid less than the stars. You know below scale.

No time to bitch now, you as citizens know your place.

Anyway, just look at the stars. And you will see as Tubularsock is going to point out to you that these stars ARE PERFECT!

Now STEP BACK behind the portable crowd control braided rope held by the gold stanchions.

PLEASE STEP BACK.

So now let’s look at our first living film. It is almost as good as John Wayne, partners.

Shot Anyone? It’s a doctor flick.

Then there is the classic HORROR GENRE. OF COURSE “SCHWAB EVIL”.
Come on, can it get better than this, yet it is only type casting!

And there are all those CRIME IN ACTION flicks. This one involves some very heinous criminal types disguised in robes of the realm.

And then how could any period in our history be without the ALL OUT WAR scenario? It has played out over and over and over at the box office as well the streets of the world.

And then no matter how bad war happens to be there is ALWAYS some Capitalist Pig trying to make a buck. Isn’t that ALWAYS the way?

So here has been presented Tubularsock’s current reruns at the movies.

PASS THE POP CORN PLEASE.