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YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHIN’: NEWS

 

Tubularsock figures that if ANYONE ever stopped and looked at ANY “news” story they would very quickly realize that the only truth they could glean from a “news” story is that it is the STORY part that is the only truth.

And because it is a STORY it could be a lie!

And these STORIES that are spread by what is known as NEWS agencies are not really news but biased stories that are then spread around the world as something that happened (maybe).

Add that to the famous New York Times banner still on the masthead today, “All the news that’s fit to print” and the ONLY question is WHO DECIDES?

And it doesn’t take much effort to discover that most all “news” is distributed to all of us by only THREE (count them …. 3) Global News Agencies.

THAT IS FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD!

The Associated Press (U.S.), the Agence-Presse (FRANCE), and Reuters (Great Britain).

And what constitutes a Global News Agency is that they have offices in most countries of the world and cover all areas of information.

There are many news agencies that provide information but most are more locally centered to a country or area.

So it is up to the “Big-Three” to filter news to the entire world.

All three also have as their core principles, to avoid overt partiality and avoid making judgments and to steer clear of doubt and ambiguity. (good luck with that!) And come now,YOU have got to be wiser than to believe THAT!

So exactly why don’t you know everything or for that matter anything?

Well the first tier is where the fundamental manipulation begins and that is based on whether an event is chosen as news, “of interest”. There are a “million stories in the city, and this is just one of them” as the old Dragnet Police Show used as their tag line.

So which “STORY” gets reported? AND WHY?

Now the ownership of the above agencies are riddled with layers of ownership and corporate/governmental interests and influence. What looks like a straight shot is really more of a quagmire of family, social, governmental, corporate, and latent colonial interests and prejudice.

So here at the fundamental news collection agencies omission due to interest, “lack of space” and “built in bias” is the first step in whether YOU will even get a chance to hear what has happened.

Of course, there is also “Will It Sell” and deliberate distortion to promote or destroy an idea, fantasy, or political position.

And then there is the use of these global news agencies by governments, military and intelligence services to spread their messages worldwide which in truth is directive propaganda discussed like “news”.

And to top all of this is the reality of TRANSLATION. Not only translations through several languages before you even see the story in your newspaper or news outlet but also basic cultural translation which may come through as a lack of understanding between the cultural view of the reporter and of that that is being reported.

So by the time the “news” gets to you what REALLY happened is hijacked and what its significance happens to be has been manipulated.

And it ends up that we don’t know much of anything about world events but the real strange thing is we argue with each other and get all pushed out of shape over our differences of opinion and “facts”.

Yet in reality, we all have been fed bull shit and we each defend it like it is real!

The BIG THREE filters the “news” to a multitude of “news” outlets. There are many of them in every country that are fed these STORIES.

Fox News, CBS News, WSJ, NYT, WP, ABC News, NPR, CNN News to just to name a very few.

And from this cluster of news outlets the News STORIES go through a new series of influence depending on the point of view of the corporation or family that owns them.

And when Fox News scream from on high: “FAIR & BALANCED” the jokes on you.

But NONE of these outlets are fair or balanced they all just slant the STORIES to the mind set that follows any particular “NEWS OUTLET”.

So in truth ……… get real!

Do you REALLY think you know what is going on in Venezuela right now?

 

Syria, Iran, Russia?

Well just about the same amount you were TOLD about Iraq, or Cuba, or Vietnam!

Bottom line YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHIN’ !

AND THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT ………… DECEPTION AND CONTROL!

And to get into a political argument based on what you picked up from ANY news source is like pissing into the wind.

Fun if you don’t mind being wet!

All you really have to understand is that THOSE WHO CONTROL THE NARRATIVE CONTROL THE “TRUTH” OF PERCEPTION ……… EVEN WHEN IT’S ALL A LIE!

 

 

 

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9/11, WHAT’S THAT? 2019

 

Oh sure it still matters.

The information over the years has mounted and it is clear that the
ONLY “conspiracy theory”
is the one that the U.S. government continues to push.

 

 

It is BEYOND question that the U.S. trained the “terrorists” aboard the four
airplanes used in the “attacks”.

The so called “terrorists” all had expedited visas
to enter the United States.
Complements of the CIA.

The FBI who were tracking some of these
terrorists were pulled away from their work
and told to “stand-down” their
investigation.
Complements of the CIA.

The United States, Israel and Saudi Arabia
were ALL majorly involved.

And the Twin Towers and Building 7
ALL
came down due to pre-positioned explosives.

Hey, go check it out.

There is plenty of new information that has been
uncovered by competent researcher.

Was it a successful mission?

The entire U.S. Government proved to be a
catastrophic failure at EVERY level
in protecting the country.

AND YET

The heads of EVERY department
RECEIVED MEDALS
for their excellent achievements.

SO SOMEBODY THOUGHT THEY DID WELL!

 

A QUICK SUMMARY WITH LIMITED READING: BUILT FOR AMERICANS!

 

Tubularsock has been busy rebuilding his second-story deck off his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tours)

During the time Tubularsock was attempting to save this illusionary world with common sense knowledge the deck was colluding with its “dry-rot” friends and slowly deteriorating. KA–ZAM! Enter Tubularsock and the mission of rebuild has been accomplished!

So Tubularsock is going to provide a quick review of disconcerting events that have been and are currently happening all around you. No, you are NOT safe.

Enjoy.

 

FOREIGN POLICY

 

ENVIRONMENTAL POLICY

 

 

FUN FACT ONE COULDN’T EVEN MAKE UP!

 

And just what would we do without SCANDALS to keep our small American minds trivial and bewildered? So don’t thank Tubularsock now, just wait!

Petrina Ryan-Kleid, an Australian artist living in New York City, painted this oil painting and it was sold at a fundraiser for the New York Academy of Art around 2012. She didn’t know who had acquired her painting and was completely surprised when she was told that Jeffrey Epstein, the alleged child sex trafficker, had her work hanging in his Manhattan home. (Washington Examiner 8/16/19)

 

 

Sure it’s creepy, but so are both Hillary and Bill!

 

Tubularsock could go on but then Tubularsock would miss sitting on his new deck, Bon Voyage Tubularsock!

 

 

 

 

 

 

TUBULARSOCK’S ODE TO
“AN EXTREMELY STABLE GENIUS”

 

I know you must be kidding
I know it can’t be so
I don’t even think it’s funny
Like a looney-toony show
It is rather sad and disruptive
For one to have to know
As if the swamp has risen
And gummed up all the flow
I stand in waders to my chest
Knowing I just must go
And yet my feet are planted
That’s why I’m being slow
The economy is booming
If you believe what you’ve been told
Don’t pay attention to the stores
as they stand in line to fold
And the job rate is as high as it has ever been
But working three jobs to cover one has got to be a sin
And with all the farmers put on welfare to cover tariff loss
With foreclosures and suicides that’s pretty heavy gloss
Oh did I mention factory job loss and infrastructure troubles
Not to worry, not to worry just stay inside your bubble
But hell, our wars are working really fine with record profits made
And if we add a couple more we can cover up the shade
And rest assured with all of this that I have shared between us
NEVER WILL IT BE SOLVED, BY OUR …… “extremely stable genius”!

 

OH NO! GROPEN’ JOE BIDEN

Well like Tubularsock constantly says, “there is always something”.

And the “deplorables” make up much of the U.S. population …….. No! really.

Now don’t get mixed up. Killery first used the term “deplorables”, aiming at the low IQ or rather the NO IQ Dump supporters. Proving the Tubularsock Theory that no IQ-er’s stick together. (That’s Science!)

However when the “backlash” came in after her statement she did the regular political jig of re-framing the statement.

The only difficulty that Tubularsock can see about the term “deplorables” is that they span the entire American political system.

Tubularsock is not a firm believer in counting the votes of dead people in order to rig an election, even though many of the dead are smarter than living Americans, nor is Tubularsock a firm believer in running a DEAD-PAST-OVER-FINISHED-CANDIDATE for President of the United States.

Enter stage RIGHT ……… Gropen’ Joe Biden! The man who believes that sticking his nose and mouth into a woman’s ear or hair and wishing them advice or encouragement is a little outdated but WAS ok to do IN THE PAST.

Gropen’ Joe has JUST figured out that uncomfortable encounters or instances of inappropriate touching isn’t like it was in the good old days. Times have changed NOW and he understands that “social norms are changing” and “the boundaries of protecting personal space have been reset.”

NO Gropen’ Joe, IT NEVER HAS BEEN OK! You old crusty fuck!

 

Creepy to say the least but slimy old egalitarian Joe sometimes let his hand wondered in all the wrong places.

 

Oh sure it’s creepy, but hell Gropen’ Joe has been around the block dozens of times and now the corporate Democrats are attempting  Resurrection and are just as out of touch with the American electorate as they were when they attempted to dump Killery-The-Bitch on the nation, which led to Head-Stuck-Up-His-Ass-Dump winning!

 

But OLD Gropen’ Joe also has other opinions about women which may be a little ahhh, well chauvinistic.

Like Gropen’ Joe’s view on abortion.

Gropen’ Joe believes that the Supreme Court’s decision on Roe vs Wade “went too far”!

AND “I don’t think that a woman has the sole right to say what should happen to her body.”

And as far as Tubularsock knows, no one has asked Gropen’ Joe, IF HE THINKS A MAN SHOULD HAVE THE SOLE RIGHT TO SAY WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO HIS ERECTION OR NOT.

 

It may be a good idea that we keep the fucking government and the fucking church out of our fucking bedrooms. Now that is a FUCKING good idea!

 

NOW, you guessed it …….. that ain’t all folks!

There was the case of Anita Hill and now Justice All Hands Clarence Thomas who because of his fine upstanding sexual harassment became a Supreme Court Justice. No, Gropen’ Joe voted against Thomas’ nomination but he blocked Anita Hill’s corroborate witnesses to Thomas’ sexual conduct from speaking even though they were all present and ready to testify.

And who would be surprised from a guy who believes that a woman doesn’t have a right to say what should happen to her body!

 

However Gropen’ Joe makes a fine candidate for the Black vote.

If you haven’t paid attention, he had the highest respect for Strom Thurmond and Jessie Helms both solid racists. Gropen’ Joe also held a solid opposition to and successfully pushed through legislation against bussing that denied equal education to minority children trapped in underfunded school districts.

Another fine “freedom fighter”, that’s Ol’ Gropen’ Joe!

And we can’t forget his backing along with Strom Thurmond a bill that abolished parole for federal prisoners and the passing of  a bill that set a mandated 5-year term for anyone convicted of possessing a tiny piece of crack, creating the famous disparity in sentencing between “white drugs” and “black drugs.” Thus increasing the Black prison population.

NOTE: The way that legislation worked was a tiny bit of “crack cocaine” carried a 5 year mandatory sentence. And crack at the time was used primarily in the Black community. However “powdered cocaine” was not tied to the 5 year mandatory sentence thus saving all those White lawyers, White stock brokers, White bankers, and White Congress members from going to jail. Seems fair to ol’joe!

But don’t fear ………. Ol’ Gropen’ Joe in January of this year has cleared all that up by saying he “regretted” his tough-on-crime bills during his time in Congress. Well, oh gosh. That should settle all that prison time for the Black folk!

But what captures Ol’ Gropen’ Joe’s “old-timey” ways toward Blacks is best expressed in this statement about Obummer in 2007:

“. . . the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”

Will, yessa massa’ ……… “bright and clean”!

All Tubularsock has to say is if ANY Black person votes for this “ol’ timey” racist grandpa, you deserve what you get!

 

Are you tired yet? Oh sure, Tubularsock can continue ………….. ad nauseam really!

 

Let’s look at the ability, just like Step-‘en-Fetch-It Obama, Gropen’ Joe will bend over and take it up the ass by Corporate America. And he’s proven it time and again!

Gropen’ Joe is a big Big BIG supporter of the Banksters! He, over the years, has bent over backwards to please them. Gropn’ Joe supported the to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act helping free the banks of Delaware to gamble with great success that helped to lead to the 2008 financial “to big to fail” collapse of run away banking.

Oh, yep ……… Gropen’ Joe has said he regrets this vote to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act but you know others lost their houses and pensions which just helped the White middle class folks FEEL like the Black folks.

Gropen’ Joe walked away unscathed. So FUCK YOU!

And Gropen’ Joe has served his Bankster friends by passing a long series of laws denying students the protection of bankruptcy laws. Students today cannot escape their huge debts and must accept lifelong poverty like responsible adults as corporations go bankrupt and still walk away without concern. Well hell, that’s Capitalism!

 

And let us not forget Gropen’ Joe’s support in the past of building a FENCE along the Southern boarder to keep out those “illegals” from bringing drugs to the U.S.!

As everyone ALWAYS has known, 90% of drugs coming into the U.S. has never gone through the Southern boarder, but rather through Ports of Entry such as Miami, New York, LA, San Francisco, Chicago, and Kalamazoo!

Some of the best cocaine Tubularsock ever tried was smuggled into SF harbor inside a cargo container of high resin skateboards from Brazil. The resin kept the sniffing drug dogs from picking up the scent. The not so amazing thing about this is that this was a weekly occurrence.

Oh well, Tubularsock lost contact with these smugglers and found that cocaine never really worked for Tubularsock. Tubularsock’s metabolism has always moved at a far greater rate than any “lift” coke could provide. So what’s the point?

And Tubularsock has a stack or is it a line of stuff here but Tubularsock is only going to mention one more thing about sleepy Gropen’ Joe and that is his MIDDLE OF THE ROAD position when it come to the New Green Deal.

Middle of the road is not a safe place to stand on ANY issue except for the gutless and it is there that Gropen’ Joe is at the height of his ability, GUTLESS! Fucking who needs that?

As for climate change and the environment there is NO TRUE DEBATE. Man has ruined the air, the water, the soil of this earth and all FOR WHAT? PROFIT???

It is way past time to turn this around and stop trying to “prove” or “not prove” if man is responsible for fucking all this up ……….. look at the rivers, the ocean, the air!

Even the most backward, uneducated, primitive creature has enough “common” sense to not shit in the water hole …….. NOT MAN!

 

Wow, ALL THIS TO SAY ……….. NO ON BIDEN!

Wake up and find a new creative direction rather than following a walking dead grandpa with no guts. And if the Democrats insist like they did with pushing Killery they will lose again.

Wake the fuck up!

Of course some thing still hold true:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TRUMP’S DUMP ON THE DUMB

You know OrangeTweet is pretty consistent in his ability to leave a highway of failure in his wake.

He is like “a hundred-per-center” in the inability to do anything but fail.

The most recent example (well Tubularsock hasn’t seen the news in the last three seconds so recent is relative with the Orange-Dumpster’s crap)

But lets use the “Imbecile-In-Chief’s” firing of Kirstjen Nielsen, the secretary of Homeland Security.

That move has made an impression because due to OrangeTweet’s actions, the Department of Homeland Security “. . . is now without a secretary, deputy secretary, ICE director, FEMA director, Secret Service director, inspector general, undersecretary for policy, undersecretary for science and technology, chief financial officer and chief privacy officer,” (Dianne Feinstein 4/8/19)

 

 

 

 

Now compare that to OrangeTweet’s former business failures:

Trump Hotels & Casinos Resorts

Trump Castle

Trump Plaza

Trump Taj Mahal

Donald J. Trump Foundation

Trump University

Trump Airlines

Trump Steaks

Trump Vodka

Trump Model Management

 

Do you note a pattern here?

And then you add the Trump narrative repeated ad nauseam claiming,

“I built what I built myself, and I did it by working long hours and working hard and working smart.”

And his followers believe it.

Now Tubularsock asks you …….. who are the dummies?

 

 

 

THE SHIT IS THE SHINOLA

 

Are you happy yet?

Tubularsock has run through all the major YouTube comedy shows to attempt to find at least ONE laugh that would relieve Tubularsock’s total and complete outrage and disgust about how far down we have come as a nation. WE ARE FUCKED!

The political establishment has created what they believe is credible verbiage to spew to the American public which would make a reality TV show producer puke.

And as a consequence have in reality provided comedy gold for comedians without them having to even add to the joke because the joke is built into the political bull shit!

Then we as a nation, HELL, as a civilization, have passed over the tipping point!

Now not to get sentimental here but there was a time in America where, THE LIE of who we were, as a country was SOLID BULL SHIT.

Not even questioned! ………. but no more. We have reached, as a nation, the DIARRHEA THRESHOLD and there is no going back to SOLID BULL SHIT.

In fact, the shit can’t even hit the fan because it is running over your shoes!

No, WE HAVE ARRIVED!

 

It is all a big Punch & Judy Show and it’s not even funny, never was really!

Oh sure, there is the sick side of Trump’s “grabbing pussy” and Weiner’s dick bulge sexting but shit most people see it daily on the subway as they step over the homeless.

And the Princess at the ball with Prince charming on her arm just isn’t going to cut it for fucking Hillary & Bill, repulsive both ….. really ….. both of them together don’t equal a 10!

And that poor poor soulless Sarah Huckster Sanders spewing Trump shit right out of her mouth and then licking her lips, reprehensible!

It is pretty sad but her Huckster Bible packing father is at least as wretched as Sarah.
A true family of hypocrisy.

Oh, and sure the Bible tells them to lie. Your know how well Jesus is known for lying, right?

And let Tubularsock NOT go off on domestic and foreign policy because the cast is already fixed into FROZEN BULL SHIT no matter who gets in.

 

Now an important insight that has to become your standard lens to view our current political dialogue is “I’ve never said that” means one has “said that” and “not to my knowledge” means one is knowledgeable on that subject.

These are just commonplace expressions and meanings and are meant to mean exactly what they mean not what they said.

The confusion comes when people take the statement literally. That is not the way it was meant. Why don’t people just know that reverse is forward?

Once you adapt this “new speak” you’ll have a far better understanding of the political environment you are observing.

It is not new, really!

“I am not a crook!” and “I did not fuck that intern” or something like that ……. brings back memories, Tubularsock knows just how much people wish for the “good old days”.

The major difference between yesterday and today is that yesterday ran on 100% lies and today with Trump we have reached 230% lies and rising.

Tubularsock knows some cynic will question the math ……… fucking free thinker!

But in the reality of reality which is illusion you’ll find that President Orange-Tweet, IS ALL FAKE, so whatever he says is fantasy. It is not fake news because just because it IS fake doesn’t make it news.

And the “news” as we know it, is fantasy which is spoon feed to selective groups of the political spectrum …….. yumm!

And that is done to focus the energy of the populous into the trap of “infighting” so while that keeps them busy few realize that their pocket has been picked.

Case in point: The Republican Tax Break for the rich …….. gosh, didn’t see that coming!

Now! Is there a way out?

Well yes there is and it starts with YOU but we haven’t gone down the rabbit hole far enough yet.

And as Tubularsock says:

“When The Mirror
Is In Place
You’ll See
Your Folly.”