Welcome to TUBULARSOCK EMPORIUM OF GOODS, Ltd.
You know, we are way overstocked with our speciality goods and we just have to move them out of our warehouses and into your home.
AND YOUR AMERICAN FAMILY JUST NEVER HAS ENOUGH OF THESE!
And we here at TUBULARSOCK EMPORIUM OF GOODS, Ltd. are offering our overstocked items not only at rock bottom prices but we have created two covenant sizes for your discriminatory taste.
The tiny and the JUMBO!
Priced to sell ………….
STOCK UP TODAY!***
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