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OH NO! GROPEN’ JOE BIDEN

Well like Tubularsock constantly says, “there is always something”.

And the “deplorables” make up much of the U.S. population …….. No! really.

Now don’t get mixed up. Killery first used the term “deplorables”, aiming at the low IQ or rather the NO IQ Dump supporters. Proving the Tubularsock Theory that no IQ-er’s stick together. (That’s Science!)

However when the “backlash” came in after her statement she did the regular political jig of re-framing the statement.

The only difficulty that Tubularsock can see about the term “deplorables” is that they span the entire American political system.

Tubularsock is not a firm believer in counting the votes of dead people in order to rig an election, even though many of the dead are smarter than living Americans, nor is Tubularsock a firm believer in running a DEAD-PAST-OVER-FINISHED-CANDIDATE for President of the United States.

Enter stage RIGHT ……… Gropen’ Joe Biden! The man who believes that sticking his nose and mouth into a woman’s ear or hair and wishing them advice or encouragement is a little outdated but WAS ok to do IN THE PAST.

Gropen’ Joe has JUST figured out that uncomfortable encounters or instances of inappropriate touching isn’t like it was in the good old days. Times have changed NOW and he understands that “social norms are changing” and “the boundaries of protecting personal space have been reset.”

NO Gropen’ Joe, IT NEVER HAS BEEN OK! You old crusty fuck!

 

Creepy to say the least but slimy old egalitarian Joe sometimes let his hand wondered in all the wrong places.

 

Oh sure it’s creepy, but hell Gropen’ Joe has been around the block dozens of times and now the corporate Democrats are attempting  Resurrection and are just as out of touch with the American electorate as they were when they attempted to dump Killery-The-Bitch on the nation, which led to Head-Stuck-Up-His-Ass-Dump winning!

 

But OLD Gropen’ Joe also has other opinions about women which may be a little ahhh, well chauvinistic.

Like Gropen’ Joe’s view on abortion.

Gropen’ Joe believes that the Supreme Court’s decision on Roe vs Wade “went too far”!

AND “I don’t think that a woman has the sole right to say what should happen to her body.”

And as far as Tubularsock knows, no one has asked Gropen’ Joe, IF HE THINKS A MAN SHOULD HAVE THE SOLE RIGHT TO SAY WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO HIS ERECTION OR NOT.

 

It may be a good idea that we keep the fucking government and the fucking church out of our fucking bedrooms. Now that is a FUCKING good idea!

 

NOW, you guessed it …….. that ain’t all folks!

There was the case of Anita Hill and now Justice All Hands Clarence Thomas who because of his fine upstanding sexual harassment became a Supreme Court Justice. No, Gropen’ Joe voted against Thomas’ nomination but he blocked Anita Hill’s corroborate witnesses to Thomas’ sexual conduct from speaking even though they were all present and ready to testify.

And who would be surprised from a guy who believes that a woman doesn’t have a right to say what should happen to her body!

 

However Gropen’ Joe makes a fine candidate for the Black vote.

If you haven’t paid attention, he had the highest respect for Strom Thurmond and Jessie Helms both solid racists. Gropen’ Joe also held a solid opposition to and successfully pushed through legislation against bussing that denied equal education to minority children trapped in underfunded school districts.

Another fine “freedom fighter”, that’s Ol’ Gropen’ Joe!

And we can’t forget his backing along with Strom Thurmond a bill that abolished parole for federal prisoners and the passing of  a bill that set a mandated 5-year term for anyone convicted of possessing a tiny piece of crack, creating the famous disparity in sentencing between “white drugs” and “black drugs.” Thus increasing the Black prison population.

NOTE: The way that legislation worked was a tiny bit of “crack cocaine” carried a 5 year mandatory sentence. And crack at the time was used primarily in the Black community. However “powdered cocaine” was not tied to the 5 year mandatory sentence thus saving all those White lawyers, White stock brokers, White bankers, and White Congress members from going to jail. Seems fair to ol’joe!

But don’t fear ………. Ol’ Gropen’ Joe in January of this year has cleared all that up by saying he “regretted” his tough-on-crime bills during his time in Congress. Well, oh gosh. That should settle all that prison time for the Black folk!

But what captures Ol’ Gropen’ Joe’s “old-timey” ways toward Blacks is best expressed in this statement about Obummer in 2007:

“. . . the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”

Will, yessa massa’ ……… “bright and clean”!

All Tubularsock has to say is if ANY Black person votes for this “ol’ timey” racist grandpa, you deserve what you get!

 

Are you tired yet? Oh sure, Tubularsock can continue ………….. ad nauseam really!

 

Let’s look at the ability, just like Step-‘en-Fetch-It Obama, Gropen’ Joe will bend over and take it up the ass by Corporate America. And he’s proven it time and again!

Gropen’ Joe is a big Big BIG supporter of the Banksters! He, over the years, has bent over backwards to please them. Gropn’ Joe supported the to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act helping free the banks of Delaware to gamble with great success that helped to lead to the 2008 financial “to big to fail” collapse of run away banking.

Oh, yep ……… Gropen’ Joe has said he regrets this vote to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act but you know others lost their houses and pensions which just helped the White middle class folks FEEL like the Black folks.

Gropen’ Joe walked away unscathed. So FUCK YOU!

And Gropen’ Joe has served his Bankster friends by passing a long series of laws denying students the protection of bankruptcy laws. Students today cannot escape their huge debts and must accept lifelong poverty like responsible adults as corporations go bankrupt and still walk away without concern. Well hell, that’s Capitalism!

 

And let us not forget Gropen’ Joe’s support in the past of building a FENCE along the Southern boarder to keep out those “illegals” from bringing drugs to the U.S.!

As everyone ALWAYS has known, 90% of drugs coming into the U.S. has never gone through the Southern boarder, but rather through Ports of Entry such as Miami, New York, LA, San Francisco, Chicago, and Kalamazoo!

Some of the best cocaine Tubularsock ever tried was smuggled into SF harbor inside a cargo container of high resin skateboards from Brazil. The resin kept the sniffing drug dogs from picking up the scent. The not so amazing thing about this is that this was a weekly occurrence.

Oh well, Tubularsock lost contact with these smugglers and found that cocaine never really worked for Tubularsock. Tubularsock’s metabolism has always moved at a far greater rate than any “lift” coke could provide. So what’s the point?

And Tubularsock has a stack or is it a line of stuff here but Tubularsock is only going to mention one more thing about sleepy Gropen’ Joe and that is his MIDDLE OF THE ROAD position when it come to the New Green Deal.

Middle of the road is not a safe place to stand on ANY issue except for the gutless and it is there that Gropen’ Joe is at the height of his ability, GUTLESS! Fucking who needs that?

As for climate change and the environment there is NO TRUE DEBATE. Man has ruined the air, the water, the soil of this earth and all FOR WHAT? PROFIT???

It is way past time to turn this around and stop trying to “prove” or “not prove” if man is responsible for fucking all this up ……….. look at the rivers, the ocean, the air!

Even the most backward, uneducated, primitive creature has enough “common” sense to not shit in the water hole …….. NOT MAN!

 

Wow, ALL THIS TO SAY ……….. NO ON BIDEN!

Wake up and find a new creative direction rather than following a walking dead grandpa with no guts. And if the Democrats insist like they did with pushing Killery they will lose again.

Wake the fuck up!

Of course some thing still hold true:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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TRUMP & SANTA 2018

HALT, the bull shit train!

Every year for decades now NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defense Command, has followed Santa Claus on Christmas Eve as he zips around the world dropping down chimneys delivering presents to GOOD little girls and boys.

Sure he does.

NORAD’s aerospace control includes ensuring air sovereignty and air defense of the airspace of Canada and the United States and is on duty 24/7 three hundred and sixty five days a year EXCEPT September 11, 2001. But hey, who’s counting?

Children are encouraged to call NORAD for information of the location of Santa Claus at any given moment to be told if he’s on track.

And some years some children’s calls are diverted so they also can speak to the President or the First Lady as a political PR stunt.

Michelle Obama answered children’s calls for several years while being First Lady.

And so it goes ………. Melania performed her PR duty just like Michelle and all was well in Christmas land.

And then President Orange-Scrooge took some calls this year as well.

But first he had to close down the government …… HO, HO, HO!

You know, President Orange-Scrooge doesn’t seem to do ANYTHING correctly. Do you know what Tubularsock means?

No?

 

Well let Tubularsock give you this example:

President Orange-Scrooge took a call from a 7 year old child and during the course of the conversation the question of Believing In Santa Claus came up. The child’s response was “yes sir” indicating a belief in the jolly old Claus, when President Orange-Scrooge proceeded with “. . . at 7, it’s marginal, right?”

Now the child didn’t know what marginal meant or what the reference meant so all was good in Christmas land.

But REALLY, a guy who lies ALL THE TIME chooses at that moment to start to “tell the truth” about the existence of Santa Claus …….. REALLY?

Yet there is a much larger point Tubularsock wants you to consider.

And that is the Santa Claus LIE. That should give you pause.

Your parents LIE to you that Santa Claus is REAL!

You can call up your government on a special phone line and be told Santa Claus is REAL!

And think on this ………. THE GOVERNMENT tracks Santa just like they track YOU and that is REAL.

And the President and First Lady tells you Santa Claus is REAL!

AND YOU BELIEVE …………..

So when the times comes when you are told by your parents, your government, and your President and First Lady that Santa Claus is “AN ENEMMY COMBATANT” or an ISIS infiltrator or terrorist sympathizer will you believe THAT as well?

Sure you will!

That is how we got into the Vietnam War, and Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and Yemen!
And the citizen’s believed ……….. and that same Santa Lie continues today.

So it would do us all good if President Orange-Scrooge received a huge chunk of “clean-coal” in his Christmas stocking this year.

Maybe he will, if Santa Mueller has anything to say about it!

But unfortunately, OrangeTweet isn’t the only Santa liar out there!

 

THE TRUMP TREATISE IN TEN THOUSAND WORDS!

 

So you really want to push ahead with this do you.

Well it has been a daunting task to say the least for Tubularsock but it really is time for each of you to enter

The Tubularsock Country Club Of Knowledge, “where knowledge is fun and fun is knowledge and where failure is a learning experience”.

Now Tubularsock knows as well as you do that Americans don’t read. And hence, why should their “leader?”

However, unlike most Americans, Trump can’t read. And even with a Teleprompter he can’t pronounce the words when he does identify them.

So Tubularsock, being a man of the people, is providing an easier way of presenting Trump’s attempt at being President of the United States for your perusal.

A picture is worth 1000 words so 10 pictures would be ….. you do the math!

 

 

Now that Tubularsock has provided the basic truth and base line for Donald Trump, let’s move on to a quick overview of Trump’s policy achievements over the past two years.

 

 

Well, obviously no argument here.

So maybe we should dip into boarder security and see the way that has developed.

 

 

WOW! …………….. ONLY IF WE COULD.

Trump’s foreign policy ability has not been beneficial to the U.S. or the world. Diplomacy is often a matter of trust.

 

 

And when it comes to oil prices well …….. don’t slip!

 

 

And then with key “trusted” advisors like Stephen Miller, who proves that shit rises to the top of a swamp before it explodes, Trump has cemented his father’s Nazi leanings with his own political myopic retardation.

 

 

But really what can you really expect?

Donald Trump’s abilities are built on lies-on-lies and he believes that if he repeats his lies often enough then they’ll come true.

But PROOF’S IN THE PUDDING!

 

 

But don’t worry ……….

Thing are picking up!

 

 

With all the investigations many thing will become much more clear and we’ll all be so much happier!

 

 

And rest assured that in the world of a “free” press we’ll soon know EVERYTHING!

 

 

Well you’ve made it ……………..

And hell yes! You are way smarter than when you started.

And if you are so inclined, you can put any of these on your Facebook page to impress your friends ……. or not.

 

 

 

TRUMP: THE TURKEY REFLECTION

 

Now tell Tubularsock, just what in the fuck is the President of the United States of America taking the time to “PARDON A TURKEY”?

Well, it makes perfect sense.

It is a perfect extension of American policy. What we do in reality is ALWAYS the opposite of what we say we are doing! Get it yet?

We support the concept of Democracy for the People of the world by supporting, arming, training any dictatorial regime that will support U.S. imperialism. EVEN IF WE have to overthrow a democratically elected government voted in by the people if it doesn’t conform to American hegemony!

Our national leader pardon’s ONE Turkey and then we as a nation go out and have 46 million turkeys slaughtered to eat on one day EVERY YEAR!

Eighty-eight per cent of American families surveyed by the National Turkey Federation eat turkey at Thanksgiving.

 

Which bring us right to the National Turkey Federation. Tubularsock bets you never knew we had one, now did you?

Yep, we sure do and it is an international non-profit organization whose mission is ‘the conservation of the wild turkey and the preservation of our hunting heritage” to kill wild turkeys. Wow, another loyal corporate lobbying group pushing ahead for managing the kill.

Pretty much like Boeing, Lockheed Martin and BAE Systems for people killing. Sautéed in a French wine sauce and it almost brings our taste buds back to our colonial past.

JUST LIKE THANKSGIVING!

But you really have to ponder, just a little bit, don’t let it get in the way of the leftovers ad nauseam.

Just how culturally programed are we? FUCKING, LIKE TOTALITY!

Here is how, and it will show you that most people BELIEVE ANYTHING if it is packaged right and repeated long enough. (WOULD YOU like to name a president that hasn’t used that technique?)

National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation is a ceremony that takes place at the White House every year shortly before Thanksgiving. It dates back to the 1940’s as a lobbying technique to promote turkey sales. For a while it was a joint lobbying and marketing tool for the egg and poultry industry as well but that ended and the turkey trot won out.

It wasn’t until 1989 that the concept of “pardon” took hold and caught on to this day. Interesting that the CIA President Daddy Bush was the President to start that tradition.

But still what is lost in this entire scam is the only “tradition” in any of this is turkey sales!

Capitalism at its best ……. NO MEANING, JUST MONEY!

An important moral side note for those that have any morality left in this society:

Benjamin Franklin, who proposed the turkey as the official United States’ bird, was dismayed when the bald eagle was chosen over the turkey.

“Franklin wrote to his daughter, referring to the eagle’s “bad moral character,” saying, “I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country!

The turkey is a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America.”

Just goes to show you that the birds you hang with corrupt your vision. Tubularsock believes your mother told you the same thing about your friends. Right?

 

AMERICA SCAMMED AGAIN!

As Tubularsock has mentioned before, Donald Trump is the symptom as well as the result of an America that has fallen off the tracks.

Any country that spends its time at war and not at peace is a sick country.

Americans have been willingly led down the primrose path by leaders that really don’t have the general interest of the “people” at heart.

EVERYTHING has been corporatized and that is epitomized by Citizens United!

The very first give away is when something is entitled with the term “Citizens” …… yes, a dead give away!

That ALWAYS means that a real citizen isn’t within a thousand mile radius of the pronouncement.

Now, of course here is a Tubularsock aside: Have you ever wondered what would happen if the poor would form a Corporation?

They could infinitely expand their lifestyle incomes with golden parachutes and fly first class all with smiling politicians bending over backwards with shit eating grins handing out new installments of corporate welfare checks WITHOUT the stigma of getting a hand out from the government!

Rather cool, RIGHT? Or LEFT …….. is there a real difference anymore? Not that Tubularsock has noticed.

Well shit! Another Tubularsock aside! (Can Tubularsock EVER stay on topic?)

Have you noticed that the RIGHT, whatever that is, is ALWAYS being goaded by the fear of “left-thinking”, whatever that is, and the LEFT, whatever that is, is ALWAYS being goaded by the fear of “right-thinking”, whatever that is?

But at the same time the power structure continues its agenda, whatever that is, to the point that if you really stop and look at it ………. something is being directed here without our consent.

For example, every time a poll is taken of the general public’s view about the U.S. going to war a resounding number of American citizens say NO TO WAR!

Yet ………. we have been at war THAT WE HAVE CAUSED for the last fifty plus years!

Oh sure, it’s called another name. You know, like a “Police Action”. That was what the Korean War was called AND IT’S NOT OVER YET!

And we always start the wars by propagandizing the citizens with, ….. “THEY attacked us” ….. as in a Vietnamese Gunboat attacked on an American ship in the Gulf of Tonkin. Then off we go blowing the hell out of Vietnam burning to death hundreds of thousands men, women, and children to SAVE AMERICA!

Only to discover that that incident in the Gulf of Tonkin NEVER HAPPENED!

So much for the “FREE PRESS”! Bull shit in, bull shit out!

And NOW those dangerous Vietnamese that threatened America then are now being sold armaments from our military-industrial-complex! God-Fucking-Bless-America!

Or Afghanistan …… why did we attack Afghanistan?

Oh yeah, Tubularsock remembers now, …….. to get bin Laden. And for what? There is still no proof that bin Laden planned 9/11. And before being attacked the Afghan Government said they’d turn bin Laden over to the U.S. if PROOF was provided that bin Laden was guilty.

But it was easier to bomb them than provide PROOF so seventeen years and still no proof, just continuous war.

And it’s good to remember:

9/11 WAS NOT AN INSIDE JOB!

IT WAS AN OUTSOURCED JOB.

THE U.S. ALWAYS OUTSOURCES IT’S TERRORIST ACTIVITIES!

Oh but the American population has forgotten Afghanistan because it’s now Syria ad nauseam. And Syria has DONE NOTHING to the U.S.! Oh well.

And don’t even get into Africa ……….. we are destabilizing Africa BIGLY but most Americans don’t even know we are there with our military.

And the Imbecile In Chief still thinks Africa is a “Bigly” country!

Which brings us back to Citizens United.

Money = votes and those with the most money = control. That is NOT democracy that is plutocracy and that is what Citizens United has created!

If a corporation is a person then ipso facto a person is a corporation! So just maybe the citizens may want to shift their status.

And hell, it’s cheaper than a sex change!

 

 

TRUMP HALL OF MIRRORS!

 

Tubularsock is having a little bit of trouble with this Putin-Trump-Thingee.

Now what does it tell you that Donnie and Vlad met in “secret” under “rib vaults, and flying buttresses” in The Presidential Palace’s Gothic Hall in Helsinki?

Followed by a wider working lunch in The Hall of Mirrors.

Think on this, just a moment.

The Gothic part may show that Putin has been influenced more than we have been led to believe by Pussy Riot, the feminist Russian punk-rock collective based in Moscow.

Pussy Riot may seem a little Goth at times to Vlad and Donnie’s proclivity toward grabbing pussy makes it a great reminder of the “pee-pee-tape” so as not to have to remind Donnie of Vlad’s influence. Always best unsaid though loud and clear.

And then of course ………. The Hall of Mirrors.

NOW THAT TELLS US EVERYTHING!  

On the one hand there is the problem that meddling in our elections is something new and our moral high ground on this activity is ludicrous. Like we have never done this constantly to nearly every country on the globe. What was the CIA created to do anyway?

So lets get this straight, once again.

Killery DID NOT lose the election because of Russian meddling!

Killary lost the election because she IS/WAS a lying, conniving, corrupted corporate-Democrap bitch!

Plain and simple!

And the American public knew it.

Can we lay that to rest now?

And hasn’t it been convenient that Killery’s total corrupt rigging of the Democrap primary edging Bernie out has all but disappeared. EVEN BY FUCKING BERNIE!

Talking about collusion ……. fuck Bernie too!

On the other hand …….. that fucking pee-tape must be one hell of a show! There is no doubt that Vlad has got Dump by the balls! Wow, that is gross just thinking about this!

 

And then third …….. Tubularsock is in favor of working with the Russians and ending this neo-con cold war bull shit.

Remember back in 2009 Step-en-fetch-it-Obummer and Killery-of-state wanted to “reset” U.S. relations with Russia. So why all this backlash when Dump is going after it?

The U.S. might try something new this century and get along with others rather than attempting to control others. Tubularsock knows how unreasonable this seem to the rabid and stupid deplorables but they seem to love their Imbecile-In-Chief and with his love fest with Vlad we might get peace in our time.

Oh sure, if it all goes well Dump with get brand new hotels in Moscow AND Vladivostok and the rest of us will get sauerkraut for dinner.

Hell …… that is pretty good faire for peasants!

 

IRAN–RATHER WALK!

 

Wow! Here’s some shit you need to know.

Rudy Giuliani addressed a rally in Paris Saturday June 30, 2018.

Get this …….. he spoke to a group called the National Council of Resistance of Iran (NCRI). These guys are mostly controlled by the Mujahedin-e-Khalq (MeK).

Remember the MeK? Come on, you remember.

The MeK was once listed by the U.S. as a terrorist organization. But you know how that wind changes right? Now those same TERRORISTS are our friends.

Tubularsock has a “feeling” that we have been here before. Try Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, Libya, even Vietnam for starters. And WE LOST or are still loosing.

But winning is not the point …….. destabilization is the point.

Can you imagine loosing a child because they joined the military to destabilize the world? What a waste. Sure shows how your dead child was just cannon fodder for the machine.

And the regular people of those countries lost big time. Hundreds of thousands of them, DEAD! And the United States of America killed them or had them killed!

FOR WHAT? Rest assured Mr. and Mrs. America is wasn’t for your safety.

Now Rudy Giuliani is their friend!

(An aside about Rudy. Every time I listen to or see Rudy Giuliani, Tubularsock has to wash his hands. The slim that runs off that son-of-a-bitch is intense!)

And MeK is a Marxist-Islamist cult built around the personality of its leader, Maryam Rajavi.

Rudy under direction from Trump are backing a Marxist-Islamist cult? Damn!

“We are now realistically being able to see an end to the regime in Iran. . .” Rudy tells the 4000 member crowd.

And much of the crowd was bought and payed for by the organizers. A large portion of the crowd were refugees and young eastern Europeans who had been bused in to attend the rally in return for a weekend trip to Paris.(The Guardian 6/30/18)

Damn the price some people will endure to get to Paris. Tubularsock would have done that! “Yeah MeK!, NOW, can I go and see The Louvre?”

Giuliani continued with, “The mullahs must go, the ayatollah must go, and they must be replaced by a democratic government which Madam Rajavi represents!

“Freedom is right around the corner … Next year I want to have this convention in Tehran!”

And then Rudy let the cat out of the bag, the current wave of protests in Iran are being orchestrated from outside the country! Wonder if anyone bothered to ask the Iranians?

“Those protests are not happening spontaneously,” Giuliani said. “They are happening because of many of our people in Albania [which hosts an MeK compound] and many of our people here and throughout the world.”

So is Rudy saying “our people” because Rudy is a Marxist-Islamist cult member?

And that is how the U.S. worked the overthrow in the Ukraine by joining with the fascists
to bring the country down. The majority of the people wanted to side with Russia NOT the U.S.

In fact, the U.S. put up 5 BILLION dollars to overthrow Ukraine.

Now what do you think the U.S. (that is YOU, taxpayer) is putting up to attempt the overthrow Iran?

AND FOR WHAT?

JUST HOW WILL IT BENEFIT YOU?

Well, figure in the cost of Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, Yemen and then go out and look at your pot holed streets and broken bridges and the 21 TRILLION DOLLARS that the Pentagon has lost track of ……. hey, it’s got to be someplace!

No, don’t bother to check your own bank account to find it. For sure it’s not there!

Trust Tubularsock on that!

Now before anyone gets all upset about just how “dangerous” Iran is to the U.S. Tubularsock is willing to concede this idea.

Lets put Giuliani, John Bolton, Mike Pompeo, Newt Gingrich in a jeep with each with a M-16 and let them charge the boarder.

 

 

Seriously, Tubularsock will back them from his top floor corner office overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA!

VICTORY IS OURS!