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YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHIN’: NEWS

 

Tubularsock figures that if ANYONE ever stopped and looked at ANY “news” story they would very quickly realize that the only truth they could glean from a “news” story is that it is the STORY part that is the only truth.

And because it is a STORY it could be a lie!

And these STORIES that are spread by what is known as NEWS agencies are not really news but biased stories that are then spread around the world as something that happened (maybe).

Add that to the famous New York Times banner still on the masthead today, “All the news that’s fit to print” and the ONLY question is WHO DECIDES?

And it doesn’t take much effort to discover that most all “news” is distributed to all of us by only THREE (count them …. 3) Global News Agencies.

THAT IS FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD!

The Associated Press (U.S.), the Agence-Presse (FRANCE), and Reuters (Great Britain).

And what constitutes a Global News Agency is that they have offices in most countries of the world and cover all areas of information.

There are many news agencies that provide information but most are more locally centered to a country or area.

So it is up to the “Big-Three” to filter news to the entire world.

All three also have as their core principles, to avoid overt partiality and avoid making judgments and to steer clear of doubt and ambiguity. (good luck with that!) And come now,YOU have got to be wiser than to believe THAT!

So exactly why don’t you know everything or for that matter anything?

Well the first tier is where the fundamental manipulation begins and that is based on whether an event is chosen as news, “of interest”. There are a “million stories in the city, and this is just one of them” as the old Dragnet Police Show used as their tag line.

So which “STORY” gets reported? AND WHY?

Now the ownership of the above agencies are riddled with layers of ownership and corporate/governmental interests and influence. What looks like a straight shot is really more of a quagmire of family, social, governmental, corporate, and latent colonial interests and prejudice.

So here at the fundamental news collection agencies omission due to interest, “lack of space” and “built in bias” is the first step in whether YOU will even get a chance to hear what has happened.

Of course, there is also “Will It Sell” and deliberate distortion to promote or destroy an idea, fantasy, or political position.

And then there is the use of these global news agencies by governments, military and intelligence services to spread their messages worldwide which in truth is directive propaganda discussed like “news”.

And to top all of this is the reality of TRANSLATION. Not only translations through several languages before you even see the story in your newspaper or news outlet but also basic cultural translation which may come through as a lack of understanding between the cultural view of the reporter and of that that is being reported.

So by the time the “news” gets to you what REALLY happened is hijacked and what its significance happens to be has been manipulated.

And it ends up that we don’t know much of anything about world events but the real strange thing is we argue with each other and get all pushed out of shape over our differences of opinion and “facts”.

Yet in reality, we all have been fed bull shit and we each defend it like it is real!

The BIG THREE filters the “news” to a multitude of “news” outlets. There are many of them in every country that are fed these STORIES.

Fox News, CBS News, WSJ, NYT, WP, ABC News, NPR, CNN News to just to name a very few.

And from this cluster of news outlets the News STORIES go through a new series of influence depending on the point of view of the corporation or family that owns them.

And when Fox News scream from on high: “FAIR & BALANCED” the jokes on you.

But NONE of these outlets are fair or balanced they all just slant the STORIES to the mind set that follows any particular “NEWS OUTLET”.

So in truth ……… get real!

Do you REALLY think you know what is going on in Venezuela right now?

 

Syria, Iran, Russia?

Well just about the same amount you were TOLD about Iraq, or Cuba, or Vietnam!

Bottom line YOU DON’T KNOW NOTHIN’ !

AND THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT ………… DECEPTION AND CONTROL!

And to get into a political argument based on what you picked up from ANY news source is like pissing into the wind.

Fun if you don’t mind being wet!

All you really have to understand is that THOSE WHO CONTROL THE NARRATIVE CONTROL THE “TRUTH” OF PERCEPTION ……… EVEN WHEN IT’S ALL A LIE!

 

 

 

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TRUMP IS A RACIST: WHO’S HE KIDDING

 

OK. “I don’t have a Racist bone in my body!” Trump exclaimed on Twitter.

Well Tubularsock does believe there is something to Donnie’s statement.

A TURD doesn’t have bones!

So of course, shit for brains also has another problem because Dump is brainless as well.

But the “press” is doing everything they can to “be fair” in their coverage of a President of the United States who IS a blatant RACIST!

 

 

But everyone KNOWS that all this Trump-The-Turd-Shit is just diversion to focus people’s minds away from what the Dump is doing to OUR country.

The destruction of environmental laws and policies that protect citizens from water and air pollution. The lack of these protections will affect people’s long term health!

Children being separated from their parents AND THEN becoming “lost” in the system!
What kind of totally SICK individuals would do this? Well, someone like the pervert Stephen Miller who is a total sicko and hope to God neutered to protect us from any more of his kind to exist!

Shows how having a crustacean “mother” that did not breast feed causes long term effects to some retarded spawned children like Stevey. Fucking little creep!

Goebbels’ rhetoric against the Jews prior to WWII are lock and step with Miller’s and Trump’s rhetoric against the immigrants attempting to enter from Mexico.

In order to justify a policy which is based on race, religion or exclusion they’ve decided to vilify people who are asking for asylum, by accusing them all of being criminals, rapists, gang members and murderers.
And of all things Miller is an American Jew who helped to create the concentration camps on the Southern boarder and says HE was “offended” by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez referring to them as such.

Only a fucking Nazi Jew would create these concentration camps and child separation and then rant about being “offended”! Is that rich with hypocrisy or what?

But what really takes the cake for Tubularsock is Trump’s Snake Story!

Remember?

He used it on his 2016 campaign trail when discussing immigration.

But in TRUTH it really applied to what has happened to the U.S. not because of immigrants but by Dump winning the Presidency!

And it goes like this, “A snake begs a woman to take him into her home, and then when he bites her and she expresses her shock, he says, “You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in.”

But Tubularsock knew the ending of that story when Tubularsock first saw the FAT OLD ORANGE CON MAN!

It’s the citizen’s of the U.S. that have been bitten and the venom is lethal for democracy!

And it has come true. TIME TO CHANGE THE STORY LINE, FOLKS!

 

 

 

 

CUT TO THE CHASE!

 

 

MUELLER DEFECATION HITS THE GROUND RUNNING!

 

“You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world”

“You say you’ll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to change your head

You tell me it’s the institution
Well, you know
You better free you mind instead”
(John Lennon)

Tubularsock was just sitting around his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see THE BUNKER TOUR) and just happened to pick up a copy of the United States Constitution in braille.

Yes indeedy-deed, in braille!

Tubularsock just happens to have a copy of the Constitution of the United States in braille because as you know in America, “justice is blind”!

And what could be more JUST than the Constitution?

Also it only takes about 12 minutes or so to read the entire thing with an additional seven minutes if you wish to read the Bill of Rights, slowly.

But it is the United States Constitution which Tubularsock wishes to draw your attention to.

You see, Bob Mueller has stated, in his recent nine minute statement about the conclusions of his 448 page Report summarized in 4 pages by Attorney General William Barr, that even though Trump DID commit a series of CRIMINAL OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE activities ol’ Bob can’t indict a sitting President for these crimes because of the Constitution.

Of course that led Tubularsock to read the Constitution! Again. NO WHERE IN THE CONSTITUTION does it say ANYTHING about preventing an indictment of a sitting President for obstruction of justice!

NOT ONE WORD.

So where did ol’ Bob come up with that bull shit?

Well there is an Executive-Justice Department RULE preventing him from indicting Trump for his obstruction of justice criminality.

 

This is JUST AN INTERPRETATION, by the Office of Legal Counsel of the Justice Department, of the Constitution!
The Constitution DOES NOT SAY THAT!

So the Department of Justice as well as Robert Mueller may be just FULL OF SHIT!

Now for the question:

The Department of Justice is part of the Executive Branch of the government.

How is it that THEIR interpretation in this case isn’t a conflict of interest in the legal sense?

Anyone in TubeLand know?

Tubularsock is not an expert on the law unless its breaking them.
But don’t be concerned. Tubularsock wears disguises.

So the only way for this issue to be resolved is by the Supreme Court and to give you an example how clear the Supreme Court has been on this type of issue let Judge Tubularsock present exhibit A and exhibit B.
EXHIBIT A:

Nixon v. Fitzgerald, a 1982 decision, the court ruled that the president had immunity from civil lawsuits arising from his actions in office.

Well THAT’S CLEAR!

EXHIBIT B:

Clinton v. Jones, a 1997 decision, the justices ruled that the president enjoyed no immunity from civil suits arising from his conduct while he was not in office.

And this too is clear.

So …….. we are back where we started:

Going back to before Nixon, the Justice Department rules that you cannot indict a sitting President …… YOU HAVE TO IMPEACH HIM!

So the catch 22 is that the Justice Department would have to disobey their own rule and indict Trump AND THEN Trump would take his case to the Supreme Court.

But that won’t happen because the Justice Department won’t indict so there is no case.

Oh sure, the Department of Justice could change their “rule” (because it is ONLY an interpretation) and then indict or the Congress could make an Amendment to the Constitution to clear this all up BUT everyone reading this right now would be dead before that process was complete.

Comforting isn’t it.

So it is not an understatement to say that THIS is a Constitutional Crisis and Impeachment is the only way to proceed to resolve the Trump problem.

And if you review Vol.2 of the Mueller Report you’ll find OVERWHELMING evidence that Trump obstructed justice. But unless Congress wants to REALLY stand up for the RULE OF LAW then no contest!

Oh, by the way ……. they all still receive their paychecks on time and their campaign contributions …….. Ahhhh, life is good!

THE WALL AND THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES SO GIVE HIM A HAT!

 

Tubularsock has been busy with planning the New Trump Wall that isn’t and therein lies the beauty.

You see a show down is really a waste of time and to carry it on is just boring to we political junkies.

So here is a foolproof plan and the cost is negligible.

You see Trump himself has solved the problem and all it will take is for the Democrats to accept the solution and even praise Donnie for his brilliance. Ok, that my be overstating the outcome but Tubularsock’s plan IS brilliant, foolproof, and fact free!

 

Donnie, regardless of reality, has been repeating that his Wall is being worked on and will be completed right now.

He has stated that he will not wait for committees to work through all this mess and that he is having the wall built NOW.

(an aside: in the real world NOTHING has been done at the border except some fence repair but with the exception of a few hundred thousand dollars for several prototypes of possible wall types NOTHING has been done. Or a clearer way of saying this, NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE IN TERMS OF WALL BUILDING AT THE BORDER, NOTHING!)

So Donnie keeps saying that the wall IS BEING BUILT right now but there IS NO WALL.

Enough already!

The Tubularsock Solution (and don’t thank me now):

The Democrats proclaim that the Trump Wall has been completed.

Trump will praise himself that he has accomplished the impossible and that NO OTHER president in the history of the United States has EVER completed such a BIGLY wall!

The Trumpites will BELIEVE because they lack intelligence and FOX will praise Trump’s fortitude. And really, who ever goes to the the border anyway? So it’s all good.

And everything is safe and sane in Mudville.

Mission Accomplished. If you accept this mission proceed. This message will self destruct in five seconds. Good luck.

 

THE DEAD CAN DANCE MIDTERMS

Now here is a happy election note for one to play on their Horny-Trumpet!

It appears that Dennis Hof, the Trump-Ass-Hole-Like brothel owner, a true total PIG of a man, won his Nevada’s 36th Assembly District by a LANDSLIDE victory.

And it really shows the depth of intelligence of the Republicans in Nevada’s 36th Assembly District because HE’S DEAD!

Yep, Dennis died three weeks BEFORE the election after his celebrating his 72nd birthday by OVER partying.

But even though he was dead the Republicans in the district voted to have him represent them by 63% of the vote.

Maybe because they are DUMB or maybe because they had voted overwhelmingly for another loser a couple of years back, Donnie Trump.

But there is an argument to be made that the Republican’s in the 36th Assembly District voted for the dead Hof in order not to flip the seat to the Democrats. Which may be a possibility. And this could hold water for Tubularsock except Tubularsock has been in this part of Nevada and brilliance is not a strong suit!

But Tubularsock will give them this; that in the 36th Assembly District they would have been better off electing a rattle snake rather than a gross dead pig!

 

Now both Dennis and Donnie had a lot in common.

First they BOTH are 72. Hmmm. Maybe that’s a sign.

And second, Dennis wrote a book, “The Art of the Pimp” (Tubularsock is not kidding here) based on Donnie’s “The Art of the Deal”.

Damn they are like brothers! Both FAT, STUPID, and INTELLECTUALLY VOID!

But why should those qualities stand in the way of a Republican?

You see Republicans in this election went ahead and voted in two other Republican candidates that have current Indictments against them.

Rep. Duncan Hunter (R), 50th District of California with a 60-count indictment on felony charges of wire fraud and campaign finance violations.

Rep. Chris Collins (R), 27th District of New York with an indictment on federal insider trading charges.

But hey, crooks have to make a living too! Why not have them represent you in government with their friends.

Once people get an eye opening event with the Trump tax returns …….. will any of the Republicans even take note?

Ok maybe a C-note. It’s par for the Republican mind set.

Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. All this is not to say that the Republicans are the only ones that have dirty laundry.

The Clinton’s are right up there with the Republican criminal element for sure. They all belong to the same social circles and private clubs and even play golf together at times.

And no surprise, the people that AREN’T in those circles are YOU and your friends!

BUT IT’S YOU that pays the price …….. do you get that, yet?

 

So now we have the dead being elected and the voters with their addresses listed as the local cemetery must be voting for their own kind.

So all this “voter fraud” being bantered around is really only sour grapes because the dead representatives are just being elected by the cemetery crowd and thereby just being supportive of their base!

Ahhhh ………. all’s good with democracy!

 

IS NOTHING SACRED?

 

Oh sure, times have changed but really, is there nothing sacred any longer?

Hope Hicks, President Orange Tweets’ longest-serving and most trusted adviser
has stepped down from her position as White House communications director.

And it only took nine hours with the House Intelligence Committee to admit,
“that she was occasionally required to tell ‘white lies’ as part of her job”.

But she denied lying about anything relevant to the investigation into alleged Russian meddling in the 2016 election!

White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders stated that Hope Hicks’s “. . . resignation was not connected to testimony she gave to the House Intelligence Committee on Tuesday.

Which is of course an OUT AND OUT LIE because Sarah Sanders’s job is to tell OUT AND OUT LIES not “white lies” which was Hope Hick’s job.

 

As you can see it is all very logical!

But really, talking about “MISSION IMPOSSIBLE”!

Communications Director for an inept imbecile?

This message will self destruct in three and a half seconds whether you take the mission or not ……… Poof!