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BEWARE, TRUMPATITIS!

 

One of the major signs of the deadly Trumpatitis is having the ability to bungle your job in huge and mind boggling ways and not being able to identify the problem while looking directly in the mirror!

On January 11th the first non travel case of Covid-19 was diagnosed in the U.S. and the Chinese Government sent out to the world the genome of the Covid-19 virus.

Within a week of that posting the Germans had produced the first diagnostic test for the disease.

By the end of February, the World Health Organization had shipped tests to almost sixty countries.

Yet the Trump Administration refused the WHO test and waited for the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to produce its own test.

THIS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST FAILURES OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO SLOW THE VIRUS IN THE U.S., according to vital-disease experts both within and without the Administration’s health agencies.

But hey ………. wayyyyyyyyyy before that, in April 2018, Dump’s Administration removed Tom Bossert along with his epidemic team from the Department Homeland Security and a month later reassigned Rear Adm. Timothy Ziemer and dissolved and shut down the entire global health security unit that was part of the National Security Council.

And surprise surprise, neither of the epidemic teams were replaced!

When Dump took office he inherited from Obummer a large and extremely capable group of disease prevention experts which helped guide Obummer through THREE epidemic/pandemic during his time in office.

Dump squandered this opportunity along with many others because of his petty little juvenile ego and has once again caused harm to a great number ……… pathetic, bungling, idiotic, stupid sad little man.

But why stop there?

Dump has been pushing for a 19% budget cut for the Center for Disease Control and Prevention ….. the agency currently tasked with preparing and responding to all outbreaks and serious health threats to our country.

As well as a 10% cut to “public health scientific services”, a 3% cut to “public health preparedness and response” and a 7% cut to global health programs.

And this is the guy who is running the show?

Tubularsock feels colloquially ………. he’s full of SHIT!

 

LIES WE LIVE BY: AMERICA

The main thing Tubularsock appreciates about OrangeDufus is that he has brought to the light what the United States has been hiding from its own citizens from its founding and this deception was and is to this day the deliberate fabrication that our country REALLY believes in and stands for Justice for all, Freedom for all, and a system that rewards the hard working with a future of prosperity for all.

And as for “moral” leadership? Just when did that EVER exist in our history?

Nope ……. never happened! And YOU know it and your neighbors know it but you push on believing it is true because IF IT IS NOT then who’s running things?

To Tubularsock, it is much like the entire 9/11 facade ……… the story of what occurred is a lie of the highest order but even today when it is brought up people will go the long way around the room to avoid facing the “possibility” that their government lied to them.

WHY? Simple. “If Daddy lies to me then who is in charge and who will PROTECT ME!
Even if the next day he beats me again.

And even more outrageous to Tubularsock and every THINKING person is that “OUR” government LIED us into the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the Iraq War to name the short list and the citizens will follow like sheep into the next one and even allow their children to die …………. FOR NOTHING. NOTHING!

It is tiring to watch but the fear and propaganda is fast and furious. And people worry about the fucking Russians ……… go fucking look in the mirror America! YES YOU!

And with all of that we are entering into the 2020 election and if you haven’t noticed, NOTHING HAS CHANGED!

The Roman Bread and Circus in form of the CELL PHONE and social media runs more shit faster than in any other time in the history of the world BUT the population may be dumber. Go figure.

And with G5, when in full operation, we’ll ALL have an ORANGE TAN like the OrangeDufus mixed with fried brains with soy sauce courtesy of Huawei!

And yet the beat goes on …………

And we have the OrangeDufus to thank for the exposing all of this on the obscene level because he is so unfiltered.

He is a TOTAL ASS (not a 1/2 ass) and “thinks” (always a questionable endeavor with him) that what he does is “normal”. A classic deranged mind on steroids.

As opposed to the Step-en-fetch-it Kneegrow, Obummer who talks the smooth jive but was a slave to wall street banks and the military industrial complex and was paid handsomely for bending over and taking it up the ass for the gipper!

And we can’t forget, the total imbecile BabyBush and his fucking CIA daddy for lying us into war with Iraq and destabilizing the entire Middle East using the EVIL PERSONIFIED Prick-Cheney as his lead homey! Fuck them both!

Or how about President Blue Stain Dress Slick Willy and his besty friend Jeffrey Epstein spending all that time on Petalphile Island. Presidential material for sure!

And not last and not least but Tubularsock just has to bring forth head up his ass Alzheimer-Ron. A low time low for presidential standards.

Does any of this point to why the U.S. has been on a rapid decline which may really end with the Dumb-Shit-OrangeDufus?

But what OrangeDufus has done for us is to highlight just how corrupt and dysfunctional the U.S. political establishment is and has been ALL ALONG.

And that is why Bernie is a breath of fresh air and the reason that his CHANGE IN DIRECTION is so frightening the the status quo.

The corporate Democraps will lose their corrupt grip on the system and so will the corrupt Republicant’s!

And you can tell just how scary it is because the Clinton/Obummer wing of the corporate Democraps are willing to let the OrangeDufus win rather than support Bernie!

WHY?

And the reason is as simple and as obvious.

With a Bernie win THEY lose power and the corrupt money they take along the way because they hold that power.

The Republicants are in the same boat!

You see, what we have here is THE CORRUPT DEALINGS of both as well as either/or parties: The Democraps and the Republican’ts and they trade back and forth the power so as to keep their corrupt government contracts and money flow.

Bernie is the monkey wrench in the gears of corruption and THAT is why both parties will do whatever necessary to stop Bernie and save THEIR gravy train. EVEN IF HE WINS!

And in the process ………. FUCK YOU MR. AND MRS. AND MISS AND MS. AND YOUR PRONOUN OF CHOICE AMERICA!

Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. Bernie has his own baggage. His total foreign policy record is not to the liking of Tubularsock BUT it is not out of line with what traditional American foreign policy has been …….. complete domination of the world!

No, Bernie’s strength lies in SOCIAL REFORM and fairness within the U.S. boarders.

Medicare4All, the Green New Deal, free public college, universal free child care and always the resounding chorus of “HOW DO WITH PAY FOR THIS?”

We pay for this the exact same way we pay for CONTINUOUS WAR! That’s how.

Ever notice that there is ALWAYS enough to bloat the Pentagon Budget but never enough for child care? Ever wonder why?

Simple answer: there is more profit for the few with WAR than helping the citizen with a chance to live a prosperous life. Think on this! It explains a lot!

NOW.

Even with a Bernie win (if that is even possible in a system of cheats and scoundrels) those who control the power are not going to give up nor are they going to roll over and play dead.

The powerful will stonewall the system BIG-TIME to prevent any changes where they lose power and PROFIT, period!

So IF Bernie does win, it will take those who elected him not to go back to sleep like American voters always do after an election (you know, “let daddy handle it from here”) but to stay active as a mass movement and support the changes needed aggressively.

Like: Shut down the system until it responds to the changes necessary for a free and fair DEMOCRACY!

Stop buying shit until change happens. Remember a loss of profit in this system speaks louder than photos of starving children!

Can this happen? Well, “Tubularsock Has A Dream”, and unlike other dreamers Tubularsock won’t be standing on any motel balconies any time soon.

 

WILLIAM BARR IT RUBS OFF!

OH YEAH ………. it is going to get wayyyyyyyy worse.

The Senators who were either too blind, which does happen when one has one’s head up one’s ass, or just too afraid of a “TWEET” or are just stupid are now going to see what they have created.

How on earth did any of them expect ANYTHING different.

And this missed placed belief that an “impeachment” WITHOUT removal would do anything rather than embolden a raving-mad-diarrhea-driven-stool like Dump ……… come on!

Is this really what Republicans are about ….. Dictatorship? Tubularsock doesn’t really think so. Tubularsock finds that the current Republicans misunderstood the depth of just how much of an irrational sociopath Trump really is and will now be attempting to catch up with the disaster they have unleashed. We shall see.

Oh not, of course, Lindsey Graham he likes it up his ass but Bill Barr, Mike Pence (ok maybe Mike ….(“Mother” won’t have anything to do with that!) but it’s ok with sheep as long as you’re Christian, whew … Mike’s safe. Baaaa?

Oh how Tubularsock digresses.

Bill Barr has become an embarrassment to the “rule of law”. Yes he is a conservative and yes he believes in a Strong Executive, but HANDING OVER THAT POWER to a pathological lying sociopath?

Just a little overboard, Bill.

But now Bill, ……… you’ll sink with THAT ship, you stupid fuck!

Tubularsock does hope at least that Christine, Bill’s wife, will move on after all this and find a man that has principles. Forty five years with a toady is like too long!

It’s sad really.

Tubularsock’s mother always said, “Be Careful who you associate with …… it rubs off!”

OH THIS AGAIN AND IN RED, WHITE & BLUE TOO!

 

A new normal? Nah …………….

Business as usual, that is really what we have here.
And Tubularsock believes that we have OrangeDump to thank for it.

Well, you can’t miss the 2016 “buy-in”, the Clinton take over of the DNC. It was only MONEY and if you have the CASH you have the control.

That was enough to rig the faithful Corporate Dems goal of a Killery candidate and the nail in Bernie’s forehead.

AND a guarantee of a Dump win.

And now we all know, if one cares to look, that the Russians had little to do with intervention into our 2016 election except their standard monkey wrench throwing into the mythical gears of democratic government.

NO, all Russia was involved in was the same routine deceptive meddling that the U.S. CIA has done to EVERY country’s elections on earth.

THAT IS THE JOB OF THE CIA …… to fuck up others elections for our ends!

So any Russian involvement was just business as usual.

THE REAL malfeasant entity was THE DEM-O-CRAP PARTY. And those ten gillion emails of Killery’s that went missing would easily show this. But ………ALL-GONE!

Well, if you sit in the same place long enough it all passes you again and if you are astute you’ll notice what you may have missed before.

So here we are again and, by golly, they are right on time! Consistency is the harbinger of those who produce ill intent!

The DNC of Nevada has just hired a paid staffer from Buttigieg’s Iowa organization, Emily Goldman to the PAID position of “Voter Protection Director.”

Tubularsock knows ……………… WHAT THE FUCK?

Well, Emily did so well in Iowa at throwing that preverbal monkey wrench into the Caucus System, that NEVADA HERE SHE COMES!

And the irony of irony, “Voter Protection Director.”

No seriously, this is real. Tubularsock can make shit like this up but doesn’t have to spend the time ……. lunacy abound!

Little is known what exactly the parameters of her new position will be but Tubularsock can guess, and has to, because Emily’s qualifications and biography have not as yet been released but to show FULL TRANSPARENCY she has locked her professional and private social media accounts after news of the hiring first broke.

That is one hell of a comfort for Tubularsock!

Some have stated that there seems to be increasing fears that party leaders are trying to rig the nomination in favor of the ex-mayor of South Bend, Indiana. No kidding … very astute!

You remember, in Iowa Pete’s campaign had paid Shadow, Inc., $42,500.00 last July for services and so did Biden’s and Klobuchar’s campaigns but to a far lessor amount. You get what you pay for, perhaps.

There were other ties between Mayor Pete and Shadow and reliable sources are reporting that Shadow Inc, a secretive company with ties to the tech team for Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential run, is the company behind the app.

Well, no shit Dick Tracy!

On top of all of that Bernie is showing rather well, Soooooo, ENTER the money again!

Oligarch Time!

The DNC bent over backwards and changed the rules for entering the Presidential Campaign when our home made oligarch Michael Bloomberg donated more than $100,000 to the DNC just days before he entered the race; candidates typically make such contributions to get access to the party’s national voter database.

But usually not in the middle of the process. MONEY speaks according to Citizens United!

Jeff Weaver, a senior adviser for Bernie Sanders, said it would be “wrong” to change rules that would “accommodate Mayor Bloomberg, who has raised no grassroots donations and is instead flooding the airwaves across the country funded by his billions of dollars of personal assets.”

BUT the truth was expressed better by a Bloomberg adviser when he addressed the REAL explanation, “Mike may end up as the only thing standing between Bernie and the nomination.” (Nathan J. Robinson, Current Affairs)

There you have it ………. the fix is in ………. OR NOT.

We have come full circle.

Will Americans fall for the OLIGARCH SAVIOR or an ORANGE CREATURE?

Excuse Tubularsock America, But really ……….

When was the last time has an Oligarch or an Orange Menace ever helped YOU out? NO REALLY!

It is time to change this up: Bernie 2020.

That is the ONLY chance for the SLIGHTEST shift in our current direction toward destruction.

AND DON’T NEGLECT to notice that even if Bernie Sander wins, the establishment will raise hell to stop “sharing the wealth” that has been created in our lopsided system!

A win is just the start of a gargantuan fight to the finish ……….

HELL, what else do you have to do?

AS THE EARTH TURNS: A SUMMARY

Oh boy. Tubularsock is sitting alone in his top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and the view is surreal and down right depressing BUT ONLY IF you haven’t gotten on your protective Tubularsock over-gear protection attire from what’s really happening.

Fortunately you can purchase your very own TOGPA (Tubularsock over-gear protection attire) for an inexpensive 13 hundred dollars and change.

And then you-2 can be protected from the society you live in everyday.

Tubularsock set some time aside from the world of political decay to watch some current movie trailers. WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with this society? THIS SHIT is entertainment?

They have got to be kidding. Destruction, mayhem, endless car chases to no where for no reason and broken, shattered, deformed, fucked up relationships that have absolutely NO-NONE-NADA reason to even care about the fucking outcome!

The end of civilization, end of communities, end of relationship and having one’s face ripped off like it is a mask by some freakish disembodied “thing” that resembles “your mother” and you are expected to eat hot buttered pop corn after THAT!

FUUUUUUUUUCK!

So, Tubularsock adjusted his TOGPA and pushed on to the political terrain and the daily happenings of “Western Civilization” and well, Tubularsock can’t tell the difference from the movie trailers.

Dump is out of control, Barr, jokingly the head of the “Justice” Department, is kowtowing to the OrangeDufus and throwing the rule of law out the window to allow Roger Stone to walk.

The few “headaches” of our military personal after the Iranian missile attacks in retaliation for Soleimani’s killing has morphed into many more dead and wounded that is slowly leaking out from the Pentagon but MOST significant is the killing of American Michael D’Andrea who was a prominent figure, the head of Iran operations for the CIA, and the man who orchestrated the assassination of Iranian General Qassem Soleimani as well as other targeted murders.

This is BIG enough that, the MSM hasn’t really covered it much.

Nor has the OrangeDump noticed that what goes around comes around. Tubularsock figures no one has informed him about it for safety sake.

And in further “spy news” it has been “leaked” by the Washington Post (a CIA outlet) that for years the backbone of the Cold War was the CIA’s ability to have a “backdoor” to nearly EVERY country’s computer system so as to spy on them.

Strange. Who didn’t already know this? So just why is the CIA leaking this now?

Has to do with Huawei (the Chinese leading global provider of information and communications technology).

It’s a PR stunt to warn that China is spying (supposedly) on EVERYONE the same way the CIA has done for years. And if the world goes to Huawei’s 5G system then it edges out the CIA’s “backdoor” to the world wide system.

It also puts a dent in the sales of American technology in Europe and South America.

Which brings Secretary of State Mike Pompeo out of the woodwork like a cockroach to declare that the Chinese Communist Party is “the central threat of our times”!

Does it really matter if the 5G system is from the U.S. or China when it fucking fries your brain and turns your skin to a Trump-Orange-Tint?

And the Democrap’s are out doing themselves to stop Bernie but the PEOPLE seem to be awakening at least a little ……. we shall see.

It is rather funny that Bernie is a “socialist” BUT Obummer took government money, tax payer money, and bailed out the Banks and the Auto Industry and ALL of the Presidents have backed Government subsidies to corporations BUT they call it “a free enterprise system”! Horse shit supreme!

In a free market system the fittest shall survive! Once the government steps in and SUBSIDIES corporations we are headed for fascism.

But if the workers start to control the means of production then it leans toward socialism.

And Bernie leans toward New Deal Socialism which is a focus on the citizen and the citizen’s well being as opposed to the American oligarchs.

EAT THE RICH!

 

NO CHECK AND NO BALANCE

You know, Tubularsock believes that the Republicant’s Senators have as yet not realized what they have done by voting in the Senate NOT TO ACCEPT witnesses, not to call the President out for blocking subpoenas for staff and not allowing documents to be seen by the House as well as the Senate.

Sen. Joni Ernst (R-Iowa) recently said that if Biden were elected that there may be a push to immediately impeach him for past crimes in the Ukraine.

Now there is less documented information about illegal dealings by Biden than there is about Dump BUT here’s the thing; the Senate has now set a precedent that witnesses don’t have to be called and that a President DOESN’T have to honor subpoenas or turn related document over to Congress.

Or in other words, Impeachment of ANY President is Dead On Arrival.

Remember Dump from the very beginning said he didn’t have to cooperate and he didn’t!

Without Congress and in this case the Senate not standing up to see where the facts lead they have abdicated their Impeachment Power to the dust bin of history!

And lets say Joni did push Impeachment of Biden.

On what charge? Bribery? Extortion? Obstruction of Congress?

That would be a no starter because the Senate has already accepted that Bribery, Extortion and Obstruction of Congress are NOT Impeachable crimes.

As Abraham Lincoln said, “At what point, then, is the approach of danger to be expected? I answer, if it ever reach us it must spring up amongst us.”

And as one can see, the current Senate is helping tyranny win the day.

Thank you Senator Ernst for your contribution toward that tyranny for weakening the checks and balances of our system.

 

CHRISTMAS VACATION IMPEACHMENT

Now, now just calm yourselves down.

With the entire fabricated framework of DEMOCRACY in the balance due to a totally corrupt and morally deficient President who is about to be tried in an Impeachment Trial by the United States Senate …….. also known as the upper legislative body ………

The Government is ON CHRISTMAS VACATION!

Yep, nothing spells IMPENDING CRISIS like vacation.

That is why when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor they picked a Sunday!

Because, at least then, American’s were “closed”. Sitting around watching baseball and eating apple pie!

And heaven knows with the grueling work load that our dedicated Congressional members have to do and with their meager salaries it is understandable. Vacation!

At a paltry pay rate of $1017.54 to $1041.91 PER WORK DAY our Congressional Members with 171 to 194 days off a year that $174,000.00 a year sure doesn’t go as far as it used to!

Tubularsock knows you feel for them. You know, they have to take the legislation that is written by the corporate lobbyist and fax it to the bill printing office and then place it into the flow of other corporate bills being “legislated” and voted on.

Talking about stress. That is why they have their own swimming pools and and private gyms and lunch rooms within the Capitol building complex!

And because of this constant flow of corporate generated bills our Congressional members don’t even have time to read what they are voting on. But the ayes have it!

Especially if its for building guns and bombs but not so much for health, schools, libraries, infrastructure …… you know, “Just Where Can We Get The Money?”

And all that is necessary to vote is pressing a button. Too busy to write.

And OH YES, OrangeTweet is on vacation as well and it only is costing the tax paying citizens about $104,000,000.00 to date for just his gulf trips!

And the fact that much of that expenditure if paid to Dump’s family businesses is a questionable procedure for any government official to be involved in.

The bottom line ……… is that WE are paying for all of this and ALL OF THIS are off on vacation.

Somehow the gravity of this historical Impeachment event seems to have been lost in the mist of the

HO, HO, HO’S.

But rest assured, they ALL line up at the feeding trough to pick up their “employment” checks …… right on time! (no vacation there)