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OPTICAL DELUSION

 

Well. Are you paying attention yet?

Buydone’s First Attack as our protector and chief was to bomb Syria.

And you thought Russia and China were sitting at our borders ready to pounce.

NOPE. It’s Syria.

It was self defense. You are safe now. Feel better?

You see, Iran-backed militias are believed responsible for a Feb. 15 rocket attack in Iraq that killed a U.S. military contractor and wounded a U.S. service member.

Now you could say, “Wow, we’re still in Iraq? Haven’t we devastated Iraq completely yet?”

Well no we haven’t!

You see after Saudi Arabia attacked us on 9/11 we immediately invaded Afghanistan only to discover according to Donald Rumsfeld that, “. . . there aren’t any good targets in Afghanistan. And there are lots of good targets in Iraq”.
So we started a war in Iraq in order that we could lose two wars together. Afghanistan and Iraq. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED?

Now we keep trying to start a war with IRAN but to date Iran just keeps out smarting us.
That and they have nuclear arms.

AND WE’VE DONE IT NOW!

In this last election all Tubularsock heard from so many is that we had to get rid of the Orange Dump and elect Slow Buydone so we all could GET BACK TO NORMAL!

And we’ve done it. No health care, no jobs, no fair minimum wage, AND NEVER ENDING WARS.

Congratulations America, WE’RE BACK!

So we have taken two F-15 fighter jets which cost $43.1 million each to build and they shot off seven precision guided missiles at a cost of $115,000.00 each and each F-15 cost $41,921.00 per hour in fuel not to even mention the cost of all the support necessary to conduct the mission which easily falls into the millions.

And we killed 17 people.

$86,200,000 plane cost
$805,000 missile cost
$125,763 fuel cost 1.5 hr flight time x 2

$87,130,763.00 divided by 17 = $5,125,339.00

And you know the funniest part?
NOT ONE MEMBER OF CONGRESS SAID, “Where will the money come from?”
A dead Syrian is worth more than an American citizen ……. very strange priorities, wouldn’t you say?

 

NO WONDER: CLARITY OF CLASS

 

EVER WONDER WHY THOSE WHO WORK HERE:

 

AND LIVE HERE: FEINSTEIN’S $16.5 MILLION VIEW IN PACIFIC HEIGHTS, SAN FRANCISCO

 

 

AND ARE DRIVEN TO PLACES IN THIS:

 

HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO UNDERSTANDING OF CONSTITUENTS NEEDS WHO LIVE HERE:

 

 

NO, REALLY IT’S A DEMOCRACY!

 

A PARTING WORD, MR. TRUMP.

 

Now with all the things Tubularsock has said about Donald Trump, which have all been easily true because he has been such an open target, the real bottom line is that he only destructively achieved many of his aims because those around him were such weak and pathetic individuals.

And those pathetic hanger-oners are sad characters indeed and so low down in character that even the low hanging fruit fell on them.

The list just is so long that Tubularsock hasn’t time to list them. The list is immense.

But one person (and Tubularsock uses “person” here hesitantly) is Mike Pence.

Talk about scary …….. THAT is Mike Pence.

Tubularsock is wayyyyyy happier seeing the hopeful end to that evil-little-albino-scum-bag and his sidekick MOTHER than Trump’s removal.

Mike and MOTHER give Christianity a BAD name which fits rather well with the greater general Christian movement who glorify HYPOCRISY as their major foundation stone of their faith.

Even Jesus says and Tubularsock quotes, “Those Christian fucks just ain’t fucking woke!” Amen. (Daniel 12:1)

Now Tubularsock knows that there are many Christians who respect Mike and Mother but there are many Christians that have gonorrhea which just goes to show you that one gets out what one puts in. (Tubularsock realizes it will take some time to grapple with this realization. Your comments are welcome.)

And not to be shy about gonorrhea there was also Sarah Huckabee Sanders the overly-plump-lying-little-bitch that was The Orange Wonder’s press secretary for longer than anyone. Shows how the job fit here so well. But lying everyday puts on weight which shows over the time period as Sanders as well as Trump gained weight.

Sarah is a Baptist which for Tubularsock is the last step before hell. Down you go brothers and sisters.

And of course there’s Rudy. Speaking of the bottom of the fucking barrel of ANYTHING alive and decent. We have watched a man self destruct in front of our very eyes. Imagine Hollywood coming up with anything as pathetically scary than Rudy.

If he wasn’t so funny it would be sad to see a somewhat living creature go through so much degradation in a Presidential cycle than pathetic Rudy.

 

Now sure there is Ivanka. And the brains behind her, Jared. A guy who has the ability to attempt to tie his loafers’ shoe strings which don’t have shoe strings.

But if anyone could do this, it is Jared.

As Ron Reagan Jr. so aptly summed up the two of them, “Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are grifters in the White House”.

Tubularsock has no argument there!

But one could not say a solid goodbye to the Orange Bloated Dufus without taking a final look at the Plastic Filled Women who sometimes held hands with the small handed President and stood with her erect body (the only erect thing in the family) to the right of his chair while he signed his twitter feeds.

Melania, Tubularsock really can’t say that you’ll be missed.

You had your anchor baby and with chain migration got your parents citizenship.
You have made a wonderful extended family sacrifice.

Many immigrants haven’t been as lucky.

Just curious, Stormy beat “daddy-trump” with a folded magazine did you use rolled up citizenship forms and a birth certificate? Just wondering.

And how could Tubularsock almost forget Donnie’s Double-Dufus sons. You know, the two you failed to abort at birth. They openly disprove any thought of a gene-pool worth preserving.

These two dumb-shits take after their old man but retained their natural color.

Saturday-Night Live have depicted Donald Jr. and Eric so perfectly that Tubularsock defers to their perfect caricature of the two. Enjoy.

Oh sure, there are so many more but alas the time is near.

All this really to say that Tubularsock will miss you Donnie.

Old Joe Buydone is so pathetic as an adversary. By the time Tubularsock finishes a full sentence, sleep overcomes Tubularsock’s efforts.

The same, Tubularsock feels, will be the result on the America people ….. sleep, sleep, sleep ……. perchance to dream?

NO. Look at the upcoming cabinet folks …….. the same corporate ass holes that lead us as a nation from Fucking Obummer and Sleepy Joe Buydone to Fucking Dump.

 

Tubularsock just can’t wait ‘till 2024. Hopefully we’ll all be saved by World War Three!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE FUNNY PART OF PSEUDO-REVOLUTION.

 

Well there is always some humor in political violence. And as the grown men acting out their 8th grade shelves playing “armyman” rushed about the Capitol Building smashing and desecrating all that it stands for (at least in accepted fantasy) the action wasn’t clear.

The first dead give away was the overabundance of terrorist selfies. It is not uncommon for terrorists to do selfies when they chop somebody’s head off and even the American military terrorists at times take selfies with the dead women and children they have killed to save Democracy.

But come on! This entire group was way too self-centered with no thought of what to do once they managed to smash their way into the House and Senate.

Sure there were some bands of better organized “military-types” with some type of chain of command but in the chaos they just looked like over zealot-anal-retentive gangs. They did make Tubularsock laugh aloud. Embarrassing really. Poor stupid fucks!

One of the more interesting things that will be investigated is how was it that the Capitol Police came up short. Who gave that order? AND WHY? You already know that it will be said that they were caught by surprise after weeks of Twitter, You Tube, and right wing web sites LAYING OUT THE PLAN AND RENTED BUSES. How could anyone see that coming?

Now a case could be made that the zealot-anal-retentive “military-types” were expecting THEIR FUHRER TRUMP to give the orders after they surged the compound. After all Donnie did say “WE”LL walk down to the Capitol” ……….. but when the FUHRER had taken a detour to the well protected White House to watch his creation on TV the chain of command was compromised.

EVEN Tubularsock at 8 years old playing “armyman” knew that when the chain of command was compromised the BATTLE WAS LOST!

You know, REALLY! Tubularsock can’t understand why leaders don’t contact Tubularsock Consulting Services, Ltd. for all their need-to-know information about BASIC reality in this upside down world.

Rates are adjustable and credit can be arranged.

Which leads us to a quick pictographic review for those non-readers. Only because a picture is worth a thousand words, so here are 4000 words to send to your friends!

 

And remember that fat lady still hasn’t sung a word, YET!

 

YOU KNOW …… TED IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE!

 

AND JOSH IS JUST GUTLESS.

 

TUBULARSOCK CAN HOPE, CAN’T HE?

 

SAFETY FIRST!

 

 

BURN THE FUCKER DOWN:AN AMERICAN STORY

 

Well Tubularsock is so excited. This is going to be a week to remember in American history.

The Orange Wonder to date has attempted every rig in the book to WIN.

And EVEN so some Republican’ts are standing up against his onslaught which is very rare because Republican’ts over the years have had their share of total assholes to defend.

Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon …….. don’t get Tubularsock started!

And the Democrap’s have as well. Obummer, Clinton, Johnson, Jackson.

But all that is just piss under the bridge from our pseudo-democratic-existence.

Well this Wednesday the 6th, Congress will have a joint session and Tubularsock himself plans to have a joint session. About the only way to put up with the bull shit!

And all AlbinoBoy Pence has to do is open fifty envelopes and read out the numbers and declare the guy with the most votes the winner.

Doesn’t sound that difficult but AlbinoBoy Pence first has to pull his white head out of his white ass to do this and that is why Mother will be there to tidy up. He’s a big boy now Mother.

As for the rest of the deliberation it will be like TOTAL fun to watch and if the American public haven’t asked yet why we even pay these collective imbeciles then this will be the opportune time to ask that question.

BUT WAY MORE FUN will be to watch the streets. That’s where stupidity will reign and the violence that will occur has been driven by the OrangeTurd himself. He has pumped his base up to the point that when violence breaks out he should be held for “inciting a riot”!

Because that is the stage OrangeDump has set into play. Tubularsock can’t wait!

Yet the right wing is setting the stage in their own way and like always their skew is well, “off the wall”.

For example: “These radical Left bolsheviks have been highly trained by the FBI COINTELPRO and/or CIA SPECIAL OPERATIONS to execute their disruptive missions with precision.”

“You can be sure that the U.S. Intel Community will have their deep cover agents and stealth operatives positioned all over D.C. on the 6th, looking for any opportunity to throw a wrench in the Patriot juggernaut that’s about to roll over everything inside the Beltway.”

And just how perfect is that? A pre-setup so when violence breaks out it won’t be their fault ……….THEY MADE US DO IT!

Oh don’t worry, the left sets up the same shit.

Seem like if nobody is to blame then nobody has to take responsibility for their actions.

 

And this “nobody has to take responsibility for their actions” runs from your city council member all the way to the Presidency.
AND THAT IS WHY WE ARE IN THE TOTAL MESS WE ARE IN!

The citizen has to reward their governmental officials with their vote ONLY when they support the citizen and not support governmental officials when they double cross you.

They have to be held to account!

Otherwise you will be taken to the cleaners and THAT IS YOUR OWN FAULT!

OH …… that does mean that you have to wake up to the issues that act against you and keep informed.

Just three examples:

Mitch McConnell blocks stimulus to the people but backs huge money to the rich AND THE VOTERS reelect him from one of the poorest states in the United States. WHY?
Nancy Pelosi and Dianne Feinstein have continually voted for corporate bailouts and war and against real people AND THE VOTERS reelect them. WHY?
It is another example of LOOK IN THE MIRROR politics.

The 6th is closer now than it was when Tubularsock started this rant and Tubularsock needs time to get the pop corn ready so dial it in: “BURN THE FUCKER DOWN” an American Story.

 

COVID RELIEF: TAKE TWO, CALL TUBULARSOCK IN THE MORNING!

 

Now here is the bottom line for you.

By this time in your life if you haven’t figured out that when it comes to self serving the one CON-STANT example is how BOTH the Democraps and the Republican’ts just ALWAYS protect themselves …… FIRST! And more often than not, seldom you.

Well, when it comes to helping you ……. “where will the money come from?”

And Tubularsock knows that none of our congress-people will miss a meal but many Americans’ will. And they REALLY want to help but ……… “where will the money come from?”

But whatever you do make sure you get your 4th Federal Tax Return installment mailed off before the January 15th deadline.

Ohhhh ………. That’s where they get the money …….. YOU!

Now with all the last-minute legislating over the coronavirus relief bill and with all the hand wringing over, “where will we get the money” there was just enough spare change to pass a $5 MILLION addition to the Office of Attending Physician which in essence DOUBLED their existing budget.

There wasn’t enough money for hazard pay for essential workers and emergency funding for local governments but really …… “where will we get the money?”

And fortunately they found the money for OWNERS OF RACEHORSES to get a tax break and a full expansion of tax deductions for business meals which of course working class people don’t really need anyway because they don’t have any money for food. Problem settled!

BUT we are going to get a $600 check which is something or at least Tubularsock has heard people say that. ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID?

And Tubularsock heard a Representative say out loud that the $600 will be a “bridge” until the next stimulus package. What planet does she reside? Tubularsock would gladly take the check and shove it up her fucking asshole with Tubularsock’s fist but knowing how Congress people are she’d like it! The Corporations do that regularly with their campaign contributions!

Oh, do you know what the Office of Attending Physician that Tubularsock mentioned above happens to be?

Well it has been described as “some of the country’s best and most efficient government-run health care”.

And who does it service with several physicians and nurses to provide on-call treatment?
CONGRESS! That’s who.

How CONvenient, don’t you think?

And this new funding is justified because of the new services needed to deal with the pandemic! AND we DO have money for that!

And to put an explanation point on this, this is the THIRD budget hike for the Office of Attending Physician. They hiked it in December 2019 ($3,868,000) and then again in March Congress appropriated an additional $400,000 under the CARES Act. And now an additional $5 MILLION!

So as Congress has been in a stalemate over the expansion of low-cost health care services for you THEY HAVE COVERED THEMSELVES!
And Tubularsock has a feeling that the majority of American citizens don’t even know this.
Great to have a free press owned “buy” the corporate interests that continually buys the Congress. Don’t you think?

 

 

 

 

CONGRESS: WE MUST HAVE OUR RECESS ……. IT’S OUR RIGHT!

 

Now with Bernie Sanders and Josh Hawley coming together pushing for a second round of $1200.00 Stimulus Checks while the rest of Congress is willing to drop help to the American people and shore up the rich again is par for the course in Washington, D.C.

So there is little surprise there.

No money for people but plenty of money for war.

Does that seem a little distorted of a belief ideal?

But Mitch won his election bid in his state of Kentucky which is one of the poorer states which NEEDS stimulus and health care which Mitch has blocked.

And yet they still vote for him! Now who’s fault is that?

And Nancy has held up and prevented stimulus checks prior to the election so as not to allow the possibility of Trump taking credit for the checks.

And now here we are ……. and oh gosh, what to do? The Christmas Recess is upon us and Congress just must go home for Christmas.

Now Sanders and Hawley have vowed to block Congress from leaving town without an up or down vote on the stimulus.

It would be so much easier if it was a vote on adding an additional three trillion dollars to improve our drone fleet. We ALWAYS have bipartisan support for money for that with little or no debate.

Killing people is easier than keeping them alive.

THINK ON THAT! The next time you vote.

 

So let Tubularsock sum up for you with the help of visual aids for Americans who don’t like to read too much. Sure Tubularsock is looking after you. What are friends for anyway?

 

And once and for all let’s let go of that adage …… “With Age Comes Wisdom” as the horse shit that it happens to be!

 

 

And then there is this dead end street.

 

To acquire wisdom, well you have to be alive. These walking cadavers have cashed it in years ago! And WE are paying the price and then some. But who elected them ……….. well, take out a mirror.

This society needs to upgrade it’s consciousness and re-frame our priorities as the pandemic is pointing out to us.

And “getting back to fucking “normal” IS THE DIRECTION OF OBLITERATION. NEW NOW!

 

 

 

 

LESSER OF TWO EVILS: THE STORY

 

There has been an old wives’ tale which has been promoted Tubularsock’s entire life, so far, and it is this:

When it comes to Presidential Elections it is always the choice between THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS.

And the fun part is that far too many people still haven’t been convinced that it really applies to ALL THEIR representation in the halls of government.

You no longer have to attempt to dig for corruption in office because they now do it so blatantly with NO CONSEQUENCE what so ever! Case in point, Nancy Pelosi’s Corporate giveaway including bailing out her husband’s business interests. THAT is what paid for that expensive ice cream in her freezer drawer of her $24,000.00 refrigerator, perhaps!

And yes the citizens that believes that their representative care at all about them and their needs are not bright and being non-thinkers haven’t even awakened to the FACT that the President and the Congress and the Supreme Court doesn’t even have any interest in representing them.

That is why the so called “American Dream” has become the “American Nightmare”.

AND BOTH OF THESE REQUIRE THE AMERICAN PUBLIC TO REMAIN ASLEEP!

That is why the so called “American Middle Class” has diminished and the American Poor and Homeless has skyrocketed in the last thirty years.

Have you noticed?

YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS. And if you don’t it may surprise you that you are dead.
Hell, just as well.

Because if you don’t know this then you can not be alive to the reality of what has been going on around you for your entire life. Even if your 8th grade civics book told you differently! WE’VE BEEN HAD!

As Tubularsock watches “people” (zombies really) cheering Trump or Biden it is utterly amazing!

If you have paid attention the “LESSER OF TWO EVILS” has boiled down to exactly what we as a nation are experiencing this election.

We have FINALLY boiled it down to CORE-EVIL.

The American broth has been totally boiled away. And there is absolutely no intelligent or even inspiring leadership ANYWHERE on the national horizon. And what do you expect?

After years of voting for the lessor we were bound to get to the bottom ……….. AND WE NOW ARE THERE!

If you are stupid enough to believe that fucking Biden is going to be better than that despicable Trump then you are soooooo fucking wrong.

These guys are just pawns of the people they represent, THE RICH!

NOT YOU DUMB FUCK!

Need proof?

Who was bailed out back when the economy tanked under the pseudo-Kneegrow Obummer?

THE BANKS.

And pretty much wiped out the Black middle class as well as fringe homeowners who needed to be backed to keep their home investments but SAVED the BANKS without anyone (ok, one guy) having to take responsibility for plundering the American economy. They got away Scott Free and EVEN got huge bonuses! And Obummer got paid off with outrageous speech fees after he left office from those BANKS he served.

He even joked with them that he was the only thing between “them and the pitchforks”! That is just how clear he was of his role in the robbery!

This was the Democraps with Step-en-Fetch-It Obummer being the good “boy” for the “good ol’ boys”.

And who was bailed out in our current economic crisis?

THE CORPORATIONS.

With pocket changed grudgingly given to the working class.

This was the Republican’ts with the White-less Orange Turd being the naughty “boy” for the “good ol‘ boys”.

And yet people are unwilling to TAKE RESPONSIBILITY and go to the streets and refuse to allow this election to proceed until a responsible leader can be found. Stop the train until we get new wheels!

Wouldn’t THAT scare the rich and powerful if the citizen awakened?

Alas, SLAVES RARELY REVOLT.

Cheers.

HANG THE FUCKERS!

WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Is this REALLY the height of leadership in the United States of America?

Are Americans so asleep that they really believe that their only choice for
President are these two TOTAL FUCKING DEVIATES?

You have Trump which is AT HIS BEST, a pussy grabbing, totally corrupt conman, a drooling orange colored blob of gelatinous fat. With a brainless lunatic propensity to go off the deep end at the slightest indication that people aren’t paying attention to him.

You have Biden which is AT HIS BEST, a pussy grabbing, creepy dirty old man who grabs and fondles women and little girls right in public sticking his nose in their hair and ears and feeling them up in that dirty old grandpa style.

As well as stating that he “love little children to sit in his lap”! Sure, Joe.

 

And Joe has the added qualification of suffering from dementia. Right in front of your eyes!

This is IT? This is what YOU want to bank your future on not even to mention your children’s future!

Are you completely fucking NUTS!

 

At this point in time,

WE AS A NATION HAVE NO ONE THAT HAS THE MORAL, INTELLIGENT, DYNAMIC
LEADERSHIP THAT WE CAN TURN TO
WITH HOPE AND COMMITMENT
TO LEAD US AS A NATION.

NO ONE!

NO ONE! GET IT?

The Democraps and the Republican’ts are bought and sold by
corporate controllers and the parties do as they are directed.

Proof?

Just look at who got bailed out in 2008’s banking/ housing crisis.
Just look who just got bailed out under this current crisis.

AND LOOK AT WHO VOTED TO GIVE THE CORPORATIONS, THE BANKS, & WALL STREET THE MONEY AND GIVE YOU SHIT!

Overwhelmingly BOTH Political Parties!

Nancy Pelosi, Mitch McConnell
BOTH PIGS AT THE TROUGH!

And you fellow citizen,

got jack shit!

Trillions for the moneyed elite
Hundreds for you.

It is called highway robbery
and what do we do with highway robbers?

Well, Tubularsock is calling for PUBLIC HANGING

of Pelosi and McConnell in the public square
as a first step!

 

 

 

 

 

 

BEWARE, TRUMPATITIS!

 

One of the major signs of the deadly Trumpatitis is having the ability to bungle your job in huge and mind boggling ways and not being able to identify the problem while looking directly in the mirror!

On January 11th the first non travel case of Covid-19 was diagnosed in the U.S. and the Chinese Government sent out to the world the genome of the Covid-19 virus.

Within a week of that posting the Germans had produced the first diagnostic test for the disease.

By the end of February, the World Health Organization had shipped tests to almost sixty countries.

Yet the Trump Administration refused the WHO test and waited for the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to produce its own test.

THIS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST FAILURES OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO SLOW THE VIRUS IN THE U.S., according to vital-disease experts both within and without the Administration’s health agencies.

But hey ………. wayyyyyyyyyy before that, in April 2018, Dump’s Administration removed Tom Bossert along with his epidemic team from the Department Homeland Security and a month later reassigned Rear Adm. Timothy Ziemer and dissolved and shut down the entire global health security unit that was part of the National Security Council.

And surprise surprise, neither of the epidemic teams were replaced!

When Dump took office he inherited from Obummer a large and extremely capable group of disease prevention experts which helped guide Obummer through THREE epidemic/pandemic during his time in office.

Dump squandered this opportunity along with many others because of his petty little juvenile ego and has once again caused harm to a great number ……… pathetic, bungling, idiotic, stupid sad little man.

But why stop there?

Dump has been pushing for a 19% budget cut for the Center for Disease Control and Prevention ….. the agency currently tasked with preparing and responding to all outbreaks and serious health threats to our country.

As well as a 10% cut to “public health scientific services”, a 3% cut to “public health preparedness and response” and a 7% cut to global health programs.

And this is the guy who is running the show?

Tubularsock feels colloquially ………. he’s full of SHIT!