Tubularsock

IMPEACHMENT: PISSING INTO THE WIND.
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It can never be overstated that an understatement is as good as being overwhelmed with most political rhetoric by a fanfare of professional gaslighting.

It kind of brings it all down to just how dumb are the American public or how smart?

So to make this simple let Tubularsock use a yellowish-orange example.

This entire Impeachment comes down to this:

Dump stood on top of his desk in the Oval Office, whipped out his tiny little dick and pissed all over the Presidential Desk Top having the blotter stained yellow/orange as blotters tend to do under such circumstances.

A large amount of piss streamed down the front edge of the Presidential Desk and hit the hardwood floor of the Oval Office but a stained carpet was prevented by the fast work of Rudy Giuliani lapping up the piss as he has done so many times before.

The remainder of the staff all looked the other way as quickly as possible so as not to have to be held accountable for any knowledge of Dump’s Presidential Pissing.

Now this kind of activity was so regular that the Cabinet and the Generals, and the work-a-day staff just became used to it to the point that they all agreed, “that’s Dump” and isn’t it the way ALL presidents acted over the years?

But as thing happen in Washington, leaks of “leaks” often see the light of day and are exposed to the press and then sometimes investigations take shape to get to the bottom of issues that are NOT PRESIDENTIAL.

And regularly pissing on the Presidential Desk in the Oval Office happened to be just one of those exceptions.

John Bolton took detailed notes while he was working in the White House and Dump told John that he pissed on the desk.

Mike Pompeo watched Dump piss on the desk and is willing to take it up the ass because as a devout Catholic is used to the priests.

Army Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman saw Dump piss on the desk and felt it was NOT proper!

Charles Kupperman also saw Dump piss on the desk and was “concerned about the piss and the administration’s handling of their piss poor policy”. He was also John Bolton’s top aide.
And now we have the Democrats saying it is NOT PROPER to piss on the Presidential Desk and the Republicans looking in EVERY DIRECTION except the direction of the Presidential Desk.

Tubularsock feels that it may be necessary to contact Vlad and get that video of the prostitutes pissing on the bed, at Dump’s direction, that the Obamas slept in years before.

NO REALLY! IT WAS ON THE INTERNET SO IT’S GOT TO BE TRUE!

In truth, what we see here is really what this country has been all along, a sham.

The Rule of Law has ALWAYS been a ruse ……… you know it in your soul!

Example after example after example has exposed this!

American’s have fallen for the scam and now they have to perpetuate it rather than admit that they and their children and their children’s children have been scammed!

And the topper, in Tubularsock’s opinion, was Alan Dershowitz, a member of President Orange Tweets’ legal team, argued on the Senate floor that a politician trying to win reelection is acting in the national interest, in THAT politician’s mind.

And therefore that politician running for reelection as president could break any law or abuse any power and say that it was for the public interest because the public interest would be served by his or her election.

ABSURD! Fucking bat shit crazy!

If that idea is accepted then we have a big apology we need to give Adolf Hitler and Tubularsock wants to hear Alan Dershowitz make it.

Adolf Hitler believed that his election was in the national interest and Adolf Hitler also believed that mass murdering the Jews, Gypsies, and Gays were in the best interest of the German State.

Under Dershowitz postulation that would be acceptable and not illegal because it was in the national interest because Adolf believed it to be because he had been elected!

Need Tubularsock need to repeat, ABSURD! Fucking bat shit crazy?

Bottom line, if Tubularsock was sitting in on this proceeding and Tubularsock had sworn to be fair and follow the facts where they lead then sure enough Tubularsock would want ALL the facts!

The audacity of Bitch McConnell attempting to COVER UP any damning evidence that might shed light on what transpired and how Dump was involved is just appalling.

But isn’t that what a good bitch does? And no question, Mitch’s Dump’s Bitch. And THAT should be a bumper sticker!