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Addendum To: It’s Just Collateral Damage

Posted: May 27, 2022 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, ASSAULT WEAPONS, Delusional, MILITARY SPENDING, RELATIONSHIPS
Tags: Human Rights American Failure, Psychology, Rule of Law

This Addendum To: It’s Just Collateral Damage was sent to Tubularsock and the focus was so well directed that Tubularsock has decided to share it with you.

The writer, Lu Stevenson has insights that hover the cosmic. Hold on.

Tube—
Following up on your latest blog:
Regarding the unbelievable and insane number of mass shootings that continue to unfold before our eyes here in the U.S.A. (the latest in Buffalo New York and in Uvalde Texas):

There’s a classic metaphysical principle that states:

“AS WITHIN, SO WITHOUT”

Or “Consciousness tends to out-picture itself”.

War is WHAT WE DO as a nation in this country.
It is where the greatest amount of tax-payer money is spent by the government. This warring, killing , invading CONSCIOUSNESS is the Psychic Container of this country no matter how much we want to cast ourselves as “the good guys”.

We do as a country what Mr. Ramos did in Uvalde, and this “as within, so without” , seems to go—at least by the mainstream press and much of the citizenry—largely unnoticed.

We are witnessing WITHIN our country the mentality and actions our country is playing out OUTSIDE our country. (cf. aggressions—bringing uncountable deaths to innocent civilians— into Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, etc., not to mention our latest proxy war in Ukraine that 54 billion dollars in taxpayer money is footing the bill for.)

What led Mr. Ramos to kill the 19 school children and a teacher must certainly involve many factors—I am not meaning to be simplistic.

But I find it glaringly obvious when I hear journalists question: “Why does this happen in OUR country?” and “ Isn’t it a matter of gun control?” that one big factor is the “log in the eye” of the U.S.

Jesus, in the Book of Matthew asked:

“Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but not notice the log that is in your own eye?”

Or . . . as Einstein put it:

“NO PROBLEM CAN BE SOLVED FROM THE SAME CONSCIOUSNESS THAT CREATED IT.”

DUMB WHITE LIVES MATTER? REALLY?

Posted: November 26, 2021 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, ASSAULT WEAPONS, Black lives matter?, Censorship, Kyle Rittenhouse, PROPAGANDA, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS
Tags: bull shit, Psychology

By now if you haven’t noticed the Kyle Rittenhouse trial has raised every “liberal” and “conservative” pundit to great moral soothsaying and even though they seem to have missed the mark they just can’t seem to put their distorted OPINIONS aside and shut the fuck up.

You can learn something new everyday!

Now while this was all unfolding Tubularsock lacked interest in the subject but as the trial reached its crescendo it just became too loud to ignore.

And so Tubularsock started his research.

Now Tubularsock is not going to regurgitate all his steps and yes Tubularsock did wear his hip boots and hazmat suit that is a very trendy pastel but the information is shocking and more shocking is the lock-stop-mind-fuck that is being spewed as accurate.

Let Tubularsock clear this up for you in a simple, clear, honest format.

Kyle Rittenhouse stated his actions were based ON SELF DEFENSE. PERIOD!

All the direct action is ON VIDEO. Look at the video.

It really doesn’t matter whether you are Black, White, or fucking Chartreuse. Look at the video!

From that point it is clear: Four STUPID WHITE GUYS go male hormone crazy attempting to recreate a B rated action movie script but in REAL LIFE!

This had NOTHING to do with Black Lives Matter or race or White Supremacy. And this so called “vigilante” trope is all hype and bullshit.

What you do have was four stupid white boys lost and disengaged from sound thinking.
As happens when you are running around in the street after dark with crowd energy reacting without clear thought.

You have two white guys that brought guns to a riot, a guy with a possible lethal skateboard and a guy who was wacko with mental issues.

And they all meet and collide with different agendas with the end result of two dead, one wounded and one running to the police lines for protection and to turn himself in.

You can watch it on the video and see for yourself.

It doesn’t take “A Philadelphia Lawyer” as the saying goes to look at this video and determine SELF DEFENSE”. That is clear.

You have three guys with different motives engaging Kyle Rittenhouse.

Rittenhouse has a AR-15-type rifle and was protecting an auto business from looters, or so the story goes.

Joseph Rosenbaum, who was on antidepressants and had just been discharged from the hospital after a suicide attempt started to follow Rittenhouse after a crowd clashed with Rittenhouse and Rosenbaum started to chase him and got himself shot.

Anthony Huber went after Rittenhouse and attempted to grab the rifle and hit Rittenhouse in the neck with his skateboard and got himself shot.

Gaige Grosskreutz approached Rittenhouse who was on the ground. Grosskreutz approached with his hands held up with a pistol in his hand. As he lowered his gun toward Rittenhouse Rittenhouse fired and hit Grosskretz.

At this point Rittenhouse got to his feet and ran toward the police lines for safety and attempted to turn himself into the the cops. They told him to go home.

Rittenhouse then attempted to go to the police station but could not get in due to barricades keeping people away from the police station.

Rittenhouse then proceeded home and turned himself in to his hometown police.

THE VIDEO shows all this clearly.

These are the facts as proven by his defense.

No Black people were involved but those close had the good sense to duck and cover. Something one learns living in a Black neighborhood from a very early age. Tubularsock has direct experience having lived in such a neighborhood for a number of years.

The White guys were not all that bright. Tubularsock has learned early that one does NOT rush a person with a gun. Unless you are James Bond and trust Tubularsock on this, YOU’RE NOT!

Each of these guys were carrying their own agenda and the outcome was played out in a predictable horrid way. No surprise there. Bringing a gun to a riot is not the best approach to the situation. No question about that!

However there is a much bigger and far more dangerous orchestration of this entire episode of stupidity.

And that is the bias news stories being exposed in front of your eyes. Tubularsock figures the MSN organization just stay in their own echo chamber and spout total “woke” bull shit. It is enough to make Tubularsock want to grab his AK-47 and blast Tubularsock to stardom!

LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN VIDEO YOU ASSHOLES!

And knock off this total misrepresentation of THIS incident!

a naughty word with MARCO RUBIO

Posted: June 30, 2018 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, ASSAULT WEAPONS, Capital Gazette, Donald Trump, GUNS, MARCO RUBIO, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Selene San Felice

a naughty word with Marco Rubio

“Naughty” is one of the most fucked up disgusting shit-ass words Tubularsock knows.

It falls into the same category as “the F word”

FUN, FROLIC, FANDANGO or FUCK! Which “F word”?

And the funny thing about that is that EVERYONE knows which “F word” IS THE “F word” so where’s the savings?

Children already know the “F word” because it is made such a BIG DEAL that EVERY child learns FUCK first!

Maybe we should teach math the same way as we do fuck and our kids would learn math quickly. Just a Tubularsock thought.

Now naughty is derived from the late Middle English, NAUGHT which was categorized to mean: “possessing nothing”. Which is exactly the point that Tubularsock is making.

Calling a word “naughty” is stating that the word “possessing nothing” which is the farthest thing from the truth.

ALL so called naughty words possess far more within them than the term “naughty” possesses within itself except that it’s a lie.

Oh well, FUCK IT!

So just why is Tubularsock leading you down this path and more importantly why in the fuck are you still reading Tubularsock’ enlightened naughty thoughts. NO REALLY, stop and ask yourself. Has your day been that fucked up?

Well, Marco Rubio made Tubularsock do it!

Right after this latest mass shooting at the Capital Gazette where 5 people were shot to death, Selene San Felice, who survived by hiding under her desk, responded to Orange Tweet’s sending “out his prayers” to the victims with:

“I’m going to need more than a couple days of news coverage and some thoughts and prayers because our whole lives have been shattered. Thanks for your prayers, but I couldn’t give a fuck about them if there’s nothing else.”

Which lead Marco Rubio, who loves the NRA’s $3 million zapasatory that the NRA gives him to pimp for them as he shits from his mouth the following tweet.

FIVE SHOT TO DEATH and Marco is worried about FUCK.
And not a mention of the shooting.

Oh yea, and Marco even used the “F word” and then improved upon it with “F***” within his tweet ……. so bold!

FUCKING FUNNY! But so Sad.

With Rubio bending over so the NRA can ram a shotgun up his ass on a regular basis what would you expect?

And little Marco LIKES IT!

It’s a mother issue.

DEATH CULT AMERICA

Posted: February 23, 2018 in Advertising, America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Assad, ASSAULT WEAPONS, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA TERRORISTS, corruption, Donald Trump, FBI TERRORISTS, GUNS, Intolerance, Mental Health, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, NRA, POLICE MILITARIZATION, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Rex Tillerson, Russia, Russia-Syria Chemicals, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., U.S. General's ethics, WAR CRIMES, War Criminals
Tags: DONALD TRUMP, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, NRA, Psychology, Syria, terrorism

DEATH CULT AMERICA

Well “Mad dog Mattis”, our beloved Secretary of Defense, has admitted that the 80 plus living people who are dead now after President Dump bomb the Syrian Airbase with Tomahawk missiles in 2017 didn’t have to die.

Mattis, admits that THERE IS NO EVIDENCE ASSAD USED SARIN GAS ON HIS OWN PEOPLE IN 2013 OR IN 2017!

Remember that entire thing about Obomber’s “red line in the sand” and the criticism he received because HE DIDN’T bomb Syria for the gas attack in 2013. He didn’t have clear evidence that Assad really used sarin gas. And then later it was shown that “our” terrorists were the ones that used it.

So Obomber not retaliating was due to lack of clear evidence. And rather than blunder with death and destruction he stepped back.

However LittleLimpDickTrump RUSHED to bomb the Syrian Airbase and kill 80 plus people with no clear evidence that the Assad Government had done it. His action was ONLY because he wanted to ACT LIKE he had a large dick. Ask Stormy, he doesn’t!

No surprise there.

But “Mad dog” didn’t bother to explain how the United States was going to bring those 80 plus people back from the dead. Well, in truth he never really thought about the people.

He only admitted that the U.S. had no proof that Assad was involved.

Tubularsock is surprised that we didn’t rush off and bomb Afghanistan like Bush did after 9/11.

You see, The U.S. has to bomb somebody! It’s the MANLY thing to do.

That is what the presstitutes and the establish power structure calls “Presidential”!

And as “Mad dog Mattis has said, “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”

He is definitely a creepy little old limp prick!

But it is a systematic problem for the United States. We are a killing culture and it is condoned by the President and Congress.

AND the citizens of the U.S as well.

But the citizens of the U.S. don’t really care much if we kill random men, women, and children in those foreign countries because they somehow find themselves on the battlefield called THEIR COUNTRY and get themselves killed.

And it is agreed that America is in THEIR COUNTRY to save them from THEIR COUNTRY!

And the fact that they get dead by the United States because we are there to save them ……….

WELL …… that is their fault

But then WE have ANOTHER school shooting and the American citizen gets, well you know, all emotional and they feel something should be done.

But the President and Congress NEVER wants to face the gun issue because EVERYONE is just too emotional to clearly decide ANYTHING about guns at this point in the latest crisis.

Let step back and support and send our prayers and face this crisis when the emotions calm down.

WELL THE PROBLEM WITH THIS is when will our emotional free period show up.

There have been 17 school shootings this year alone and we are only in mid-February!

………………………………………

But rest assured that the gun issue CAN’T BE DEALT WITH BY CONGRESS AND THE PRESIDENT!

WHY?

Oh my, you still don’t know? Shame on you.

The gun issue can not be changed until we change THE SHOW!

And what’s the show that runs Congress and the President into INACTION?

COP COLLATERAL DAMAGE

Posted: July 8, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, 9/11, America Asleep, ASSAULT WEAPONS, Bagdad, boots on the ground, ethics training, Extraordinary Rendition, Ferguson, George Bush, IRAQ, POLICE MILITARIZATION, Psychology, RACISM, September 11, WAR CRIMES
Tags: 2016 Presidential Election, CIA, Human Rights American Failure, Rule of Law

COP COLLATERAL DAMAGE

Why is Tubularsock not surprised? It was just a matter of time. And Tubularsock only can see a silver lining in this COPS DEAD DALLAS AFFAIR.

It is part of the Bring The War Home Program and once again it is working.

Somehow my heart doesn’t really go out to the dead cops and their families. Somehow it seems like justice served. And in Dallas, Texas! Could it get more perfect than that?

Now Tubularsock knows others response to Tubularsock’s line of reasoning but look at it.

Really, let’s just call it collateral damage. Isn’t that how we Americans write off all those dead people in other countries that Obama and the boys kill everyday?

Why even get worked up over a few dead cops?

The cops have been slaughtering black people without ANY responsibility for their actions. They have just been murdering them in plain site in front of video cameras and witnesses and the JUSTICE system looks at the videos and takes down the “facts” from the witnesses and proclaims that THE KILLING OF BLACK PEOPLE WAS DONE IN THE LINE OF DUTY. And then that cop is put back on the street to “protect and serve”.

This is done over and over and over throughout the nation to the point that it is clear that if one is not held accountable for their actions then there is no justice.

A large number of cops are ex-military, who when they come home from killing Iraqis and Afghans have a pretty limited range of job skills and so they go into police work.

The problem here is that military and police training are really different but similar. And the intention of the job is totally different. But the infusion of military style equipment has blurred the lines even more. It is clear that that reality hasn’t translated well into domestic policing. So you get cops thinking that they are on patrol in Baghdad rather than Detroit and there lies just one of the problems.

Now we have a Black Man with military training taking “justice” into his own hands and doing what any red blooded American would do by just copying the same outline of “justice” that the police have been handing out.

Sure. It looks different but both are just different sides of the same coin.

If Micah Johnson had done what he had done in Kabul, Afghanistan rather than in Dallas, Texas he would have gotten a medal! Which may be worth considering when we train and send soldiers off to “selectively” kill people. The “blowback” can be the unintended consequence.

So the same money spent training ex-military cops and ex-military civilians come from the same source. The United States Government!

WE HAVE CREATED A MONSTER OF OUR OWN MAKING.

But the head of the monster comes from a different place.

A major mind-set of OUR MONSTER was created with, of course 9/11. The entire defense department, the entire security apparatus, the entire intelligence bureaucracy did not protect the country from attack yet NO ONE was removed from duty for a complete failure of and dereliction of that duty. Rather many were promoted and some even given medals for a job well done!

Thereby setting the tone from a “leadership” role that people are not responsible for their actions.

And then Obama enters and took the position with his “Look Forward and not Back” that SOME PEOPLE were NOT RESPONSIBLE for their illegal actions as in torture, pre-emptive strikes on countries that never attacked us, rendition, and mass murder.

Thereby setting the tone from a “leadership” role that people are not responsible for their actions.

Then as the Banksters stole billions of dollars from the system, Bush and Obama held NO ONE responsible for their actions. In fact, they gave the thieves more money thereby establishing from the “leadership” role that it is alright to swindle, rob and steal.

We have the MIND-SET of the Monster created from the point of view that NO ONE is responsible for their actions and then the Monster was set loose.

The result is simple:

NO ONE is responsible for their actions has become the principle and the reality of the society we call America!

LEADERSHIP IS SETTING BY EXAMPLE …………

However Bush and Obama set by example the WRONG lessons!

And the new crop of “leaders” are simply pathetic! (which may be a step up)

RACISM, THAT’S WHY!

Posted: January 6, 2016 in ASSAULT WEAPONS, RACISM
Tags: Black lives matter?, Oregon Nuts, white-crackers with guns

Well Tubularsock isn’t going to even ask the “liberal-progressive-educated” question about why the The Ku Klux Klan is now One Hundred and Fifty Years Old in this country and is still treated like a White-Boy-Social-Club and why an ARMED group of White-Good-Ol’-Boys can take over a U.S. Government building and have the White-Boy-Sheriff-Department and the White-Boy-FBI stand down and wait for emotions to calm down so no one gets hurt.

But is willing to jump out of a police car and shoot down a 12 year old Black child with a BB-gun without even a warning of “drop your gun” before the shots from the cop gun ends his life.

Save all the bull-shit-educated-academic-cocktail-concern.

Is that clear enough for you fuckers?

Tubularsock wants to get some shit straight right up front.

Does it seem odd to you that if Tubularsock uses the term NIGGER, the response is outrage from not only the black community but from the liberal-progressive-white community as well but the continued cop killing of black people seems to be “normal”?

The maimed-stream-press is all over this ARMED group of White-Good-Ol’-Boys but they seem to leave out some facts.

If somebody from the press would have looked at why these ranchers were taken to trial in the first place for setting fire to the land they would have discovered that they were attempting to conceal the illegal slaughter of deer on Bureau of Land Management property! Not to protect their land by starting backfires to protect their ranch land from a fire started by lighting.

This was exposed at trial by the elder Hammond’s grandson who was given matches to start the fire with others and was told to “keep his mouth shut”.

The grandson reported later to a sheriff’s deputy that he had been abused multiple times by his family and was fearful of his family’s retribution.

Ah, good ol’ white boy family love!

But it is worse than all that.

You know that if any other racial group had taken over Federal Property all hell would have broken loose. But these stupid white-fucks do it and not only the local cops but the FEDS all take a backseat and have all of a sudden taken the approach of attempting to understand their pain.

GIVE TUBULARSOCK A FUCKING BREAK!

In our Orwellian world a terrorist only comes in black, brown, yellow, red, and green (for the extraterrestrials) But NEVER in white!

Timothy McVeigh was just a disturbed white boy who blew up the Oklahoma City Federal Building.

Dylann Roof was just a disturbed white boy that the cops took to McDonald’s for a burger after he committed the Charleston church shooting.

BUT Syed Rizwan Farook and Tashfeen Malik who carried out the San Bernardino “attack” ARE TERRORISTS!

Well, because they weren’t WHITE.

But like always Tubularsock has an easy solution to ending this Oregon Crisis. And not a shot would be fired by anyone.

Curious?

Here is the solution: Tubularsock would hire 200 Black well armed “Brothers”, put them on buses and drive them to Oregon in SUPPORT of these White-Crackers.

Just how fast would this entire incident melt away?

LARGE BLACK MEN

Posted: December 3, 2014 in America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, ASSAULT WEAPONS, Black Liberation Army, ERIC GARNER, Grand Jury, GUNS, Michael Brown, POLICE MILITARIZATION, Race, RACISM
Tags: Grand Jury, Human Rights American Failure, racism, Rule of Law

Hey. Now don’t get all pushed out of shape over this Eric Garner Chokehold Death verdict.

Let’s get the facts straight before jumping off the deep end!

New York City police officer Daniel Pantaleo was not indicted by the Grand Jury because ahhh ………

Well lets see:

A video shows Pantaleo putting Garner “in an apparent chokehold”.

Chokeholds are BANNED by NYPD guidelines but apparently “apparent chokeholds” are not banned ……. or so it appears, now doesn’t it.

And of course the community just has to be protected from the CRIME of an unarmed black man selling loose, untaxed cigarettes!

Just imagine how far our community standards would fall if the hero cop Daniel Pantaleo hadn’t stopped this heinous crime. Just where would we be today?

So what are the NYPD guidelines really good for if breaking them means nothing?

Now an argument could be made that Eric Garner was a large black man and Michael Brown was a large black man and to the police they are scary.

So the LARGE BLACK MAN defense must have been used to convince the Grand Juries not to indict either Daniel Pantaleo or Darren Wilson, both small white cops for killing these large black men.

But what defense will be used to protect the cops from shooting and killing a 12 year old black boy in a Cleveland park?

Oh come on ……… you know! The SMALL BLACK MAN defense!

But rest assured that in AmerKKKa these incidences have absolutely nothing to do with race. We in AmerKKKa are post racial. Haven’t you heard?

MH17 — DAH. REALLY?

Posted: August 10, 2014 in Afghanistan, American Exceptionalism, Assad, ASSAULT WEAPONS, Bagdad, Bull Shit, Chemical Warfare, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA Drugs, CIA TERRORISTS, Crimea, Dick Cheney, Don Rumfeld, Economy, FBI TERRORISTS, Flight MH17, FREEDOM, Iran, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, Neo-Nazi, Obama, Russia, Russia-Syria Chemicals, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., Ukraine, Ukrainian Gold, Woody Guthrie
Tags: 911, al Qaeda, barack obama, CIA, Dick Cheney, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, libya, middle-east, Obama foreign policy, Putin, Rule of Law, Russia, Syria, terrorism, Ukraine, war

Well “good morning America how are ya?”(City of New Orleans by Steve Goodman)

Tubularsock has been hangin’ in the bunker in awe and amazement once again over how the shit that is spewed from the United States Government’s propaganda machine works so well. Even though it is straight-up lies and then those lies are smeared with bat shit. People in this country eat it right up. And EVEN the Europeans are at the table.

Well it only goes to show that vested interests dine at the same trough.

The entire propaganda ploy is really simple: Create and control the narrative FIRST.

That means that once you implement your fiendish plan you control the emotional thought patterns of the people.

You then continue to repeat the false narrative often regardless of what REAL truth comes out.

It is all a ploy but it works. And it has been used repetitively.

Need examples?

Simple!

9/11 …………… On the day the three buildings at the World Trade Center collapsed into they own footprint and in truck-able sized steel pieces the controlled narrative was being propagated.

And that narrative. Osama bin Laden did it!

Tubularsock hadn’t even finished his first cup of coffee before he was told that Osama bin Laden did it and that was repeated every minute of every day for years.

And why did Osama bin Laden do it?

He didn’t like our freedom.

Now remember that information was put out there so fast that the smoke hadn’t even cleared New York yet.

Not only that but ALL the news outlets knew EVERYTHING about Osama bin Laden even the address of the cave he was planning all this from in Afghanistan!

Now who was feeding the news media this information? Oh, come on …… just guess.

Remember ………… No one could have possibly THOUGHT that someone would fly planes into buildings said Condo-Rice and Little-bush-shit. So then how could they ALL know who did it and where he was and why he did it AND put it out to the media so rapidly?

And to this day if you would like to clear a space for yourself on a city bus or have room to drink alone at a cocktail party or to find alone time in a full cafe all you have to do is start to question the 9/11 narrative. The bull shit produced by the U.S. government has worked THAT well!

AND TO SEAL THE DEAL: To this day the majority of Americans still believe that Saddam Insane had something to do with the attack on 9/11!

EVEN after both Little-bush-shit and torture-cheney have come out and said that they had never said what they said about Saddam’s involvement. EVEN when you can see them say it on video and also see them say they didn’t say what they said on video.

Bottom line: The one out first with the narrative, even though it’s a lie, is the narrative that sticks in the minds of the masses! PERIOD!

Assad used chemical weapons on his own people ……………

That narrative was pushed by the American Government in the media and Assad was condemned and assailed as a heartless murderer.

Well, he didn’t do that!

It was discovered by international investigation that it was the U.S. supported terrorists that used chemical weapons on people. NOT the Assad Government.

It was because of that information that Obama had to drop the bombing of Syria idea.

But Obummer knew that ALL THE TIME.

Yet, just this week Tubularsock was reading a current article that referenced Assad’s use of chemical weapons ……….. remember the FIRST narrative sticks!

Which bring us to what Tubularsock wanted to talk about ………… The flight of MH17 and it’s demise over Ukraine.

Now to many Tubularsock readers you already know this because you keep up with the BSN (bull-shit-narrative). For you, you can use your extra time by not reading further and polishing your Molotov cocktails. Or for many of you polishing off any kind of cocktails for that matter!

Now that the room is cleared …………..

Propaganda is much like a horse race. You want your horse out of the gate FIRST because that is the narrative that will be remembered.

And what came out first? Russia was responsible, PERIOD!

No proof, no investigation, no nothing EXCEPT ……… Russia was responsible, PERIOD!

That is the first hint that the narrative is false and of course …….. it is!

And then the corollary narrative ……… the Pro-Russian rebels were responsible which is equally false.

A simple trick Tubularsock always uses when these incidents occur is logic.

Why would Russia blow up an international flight of civilians over another country? What would be their advantage in doing that?

To what advantage would the Pro-Russian rebels have in blowing up an international flight of civilians?

To win friends and influence people? Come now!

So it is obvious that there is NO advantage for either of them to do this …….. nada!

So that leaves the American-puppet government of Ukraine.

And from the facts so far on the ground it appears that MH17 was shot down by the American-puppet government of Ukraine’s air-force. Not by a ground missile.

And the reason Tubularsock feels this information may be the correct answer is also based on logic.

And the logic goes like this ……….

The Russians have released satellite imagery showing that MH17 was in the same airspace with two Ukraine jet fighters just before the “incident”. There also were no sign of ground missile activity. But the Russian imagery is not as technologically as clear as the imagery that the spy satellite that the United States had flying over the same area would be IF THE U.S. RELEASED THAT IMAGERY.

Which means that OBUMMER KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED and rest assured that if it “proved” that Russia was really responsible it would have been out of the gate weeks ago.

That for Tubularsock PROVES that the American narrative is a pack of shit!

Also recall that a few days after MH17 going down the U.S. released satellite imagery showing Russian missiles being fired across their border into Ukraine to help the Pro-Russian rebels. And ranting about that “unlawful” activity.

Which only shows Tubularsock that the satellite imagery the U.S. has of the downing of MH17 does not support the American narrative!

CASE CLOSED.

NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS: THE SECRETARY OF THE INFERIOR — MISSING?

Posted: July 2, 2014 in American Exceptionalism, ART, ASSAULT WEAPONS, Bagdad, BRADLEY MANNING, Bull Shit, bull shit as an art form, CIA Drugs, CIA TERRORISTS, CYBER-ATTACKS, Dick Cheney, Don Rumfeld, economics, FBI, FBI TERRORISTS, FED, FREEDOM, freedom of the press, General Keith Alexander, General Stanley McChrystal, Guantanamo, GUATEMALA, Gulag mentality, GUNS, Hamid Karzai, Holiday jobs 2013, Infallbiility, James Clapper, Jay Z, Joe Biden, John Kerry, John MaCain, Jon Stewart, Justin Bieber, Kayne West, Keystone XL, Kim Kardashian, Leon Panetta, Mental Health, Michelle Obama, NSA, Obama, OccupyWall Street, PALESTINIANS, Poppies, Pussy Riot, Quantitative Easing, Radiation, REPUBLICANS, Ron Reagan, Russia, Senate Intelligence Committee, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, U.S. General's ethics, Ukraine
Tags: al Qaeda, barack obama, Benghazi, Bradley Manning, bull shit, CIA, current-events, Diane Feinstein, Dick Cheney, FBI, global arms trade, Human Rights American Failure, Iran, John McCain, Keystone XL pipeline, middle-east, NSA, Obama foreign policy, politics, Rule of Law, terrorism, Ukraine, world peace treaty

From a series of informed sources who are not authorized to speak on this issue but have nothing else to do today in the bloated government bureaucracy has presented an outline of the influence of the new Secretary Of The Inferior on the Obama Administration.*

The Tubularsock News Team has also sent our stealth photographer into the mix and has documented photographic evidence of all the rumor and innuendo.

As we like to say at the Tubularsock News Team break-room, “If a picture is worth a thousand words then this story is worth ten thousand words!”

Rather than be accused of conflict of interest we have turned our investigative journalism over to the tabloid, The New York Toast.

From the very beginning fear in the Administration was palpable. Could a “commoner” be able to bond with the elite?

Well, our inside sources all concurred that the new Secretary Of The Inferior fit like a hand in a glove.

The new Secretary Of The Inferior was asked by the press how he felt to be at the left hand of The President of the United States and he clearly stated, “no, the steak tartare please”.

The more comfortable the Secretary Of The Inferior became the more cautious distrust appeared within the West Wing. In fact, down right suspiciousness of his intentions were felt and cloaked in plutocratic innuendo.

This type of approach to an obvious “outsider” was lost on the Secretary who felt that they liked him. But he started to isolate himself in the President’s office.

That suspicious attitude became more prevalent within the President himself.

However the Secretary Of The Inferior and Michelle became more ……..

Say ………… ahh, shall we say “friendly”?

Not being sure of the Secretary Of The Inferior’s intentions Obama started to take him with him whenever he traveled.

And then one day the President and the Secretary Of The Inferior were scheduled to fly to the Asian Conference in Kuala Lumpur.

Now in any Presidential Administration lots of stuff gets stolen. Paper clips, ball point pens, computers, ground-keeper tools, ballistic missiles, large sums of cash, larger sums of cash, cash of larger sums than that and one’s integrity.

The biggest surprise is that anyone noticed.

Immediately Congress formed two committees, one in the House and one in the Senate. Each committee member and staff took it upon themselves to fly to Kuala Lumpur to see where Air Force One should have landed if it hadn’t been stolen.

It was verified that there was NO, they repeated NO, Air Force One on any golf course in Kuala Lumpur.

Senator John McCain was unable to say, “The terrorist have been part of this Obama Administration for some time and the Ukrainian people need all ….. no, I mean Palestine has to be considered ….. no, I mean …”

The CIA, NSA, DIA, NGA, NRO, AFISRA, MI, MCIA, ONI, OICI, I&A, CGI, FB/NSB, DEA/ONSI, INR, and the TFI were all called into service but many of them were out of the office so a message was left with their respective receptionists. **

All of these agencies work separately and together to conduct intelligence activities and are under the I.C. which is headed by the DNI, who reports to the President.**

The FBI, DOS, DSS, IRS-CID, TIGTA, USMP, DOD, DCIS, CID, OSI, NCIS, DOJ, ATF, USDI, USDA, DOC, HHS, DHS, USCG, FPS, CGPD, CBP, ICE, USSS, SPS,USCP, USPIS were also all put on the case. **

It appears that the USPIS (United States Postal Inspection Service) may have not been necessary however Senator Diane Feinstein insisted that it was not because her husband was well invested in post offices that the agency must play a role. It was because of “. . . her keen concern to protect every woman and child of this great land”.

As Senator Feinstein did not say, “That plane could have been easily packed up in a pre-postage-paid-priority-mail-express-package and shipped to the Russians for all we know!”

As a result over seventeen million dollars will be allocated to throughly inspect ALL the P.O.Boxes in every post office within the United States.

Representative Robert Fuckoff (R) Ohio demanded that for national security concerns he would pursue drafting a bill to create an inspection team to investigate all “general delivery” windows of every post office in the United States.

During an impromptu stop over at the employee’s break room at Postal Inspection, Inc. Rep. Fuckoff stated, “This twenty-seven million dollar allocation bill will ensure that inspections would be conducted on all “general delivery” locations. What better way is there to protect our citizens from terrorists who want to harm our home-land?”

When the maimed-stream media asked about the rumor that his family was involved in Postal Inspection, Inc. Representative Fuckoff stated, “Those accusations have been made before!”

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A Special Blue Ribbon Committee was appointed immediately if not sooner by the President to “investigate the disappearance of Air Force One and The Secretary Of The Inferior” and to report back to him. The President insisted that the Committee’s work would be totally transparent and would be held in secret for national security reasons.

The maimed-stream media didn’t pursue the definition of transparent assuming the President is a Constitutional Scholar and knew the definition better than they.

Congress announced that it will immediately take up the issue of funding the Special Blue Ribbon Committee as soon as they return from their inter-session break and before their fall break. This leaves “. . . a corridor of six full hours” stated Senator DipStick (D) from Louisiana.

First there were the sightings.

(UPI) “They were ALL there”, said Jimmy Insano from DelRio, Texas. “Right out in front of the Dairy Queen! Elvis, bin Laden, Kennedy and the Secretary Of The Inferior!”

“I didn’t see no plane or anything like that …… but I didn’t go in the Dairy Queen. Sure, it could have been in there.”

The heat in DelRio at times reaches 135 degrees in the shade.

(The Sun, UK) “The chances of Air Force One being snatched from the sky by an alien space craft isn’t as far fetched as it may appear” says Jay Jay Johnson. “There have been sightings recently as far away as Denver”, he continued. “Space IS the final frontier, you know, and if and I’m saying IF, The Secretary Of The Inferior had been sent with a message to give to extraterrestrials, then why not?” Jay Jay Johnson concluded.

(New York Times) It was reported today that the Malaysian Government was asked by President Obama to assist in the tracking of the missing Air Force One. Critics say this new development has created perhaps a “hint” that the President isn’t sincere about finding the Secretary Of The Inferior.

President Obama’s new Press Secretary Josh Earnest, stated at todays news briefing that “. . . he was earnest that the President was earnest about the search for Air Force One as well as The Secretary Of The Inferior”.

This confused the White House Press Corp because they thought the President was not Earnest because Josh Earnest was Earnest. And Josh Earnest stated that he was earnest and the President was earnest as well. The White House Press Corp reiterated that Earnest was Earnest and Earnest was not Obama.

After forty-five minutes the Earnest – earnest conundrum was tabled until a later date.

(FOX News) Donald Rumsfeld was asked to comment on the incident and stated: “we know, there are known knowns; there are things that we know that we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don’t know we don’t know.”

And he continued, “The missing Secretary Of The Inferior is the ultimate in unknown unknowns, if you ask me.”

And of course, Dick Cheney was asked for comments on this new international mystery but was unable to make it to the interview because he had “left his heart in San Francisco” and hadn’t noticed until his flight was over Wisconsin. Which at that point had to turn his flight back to the West Coast.

footnotes:

* To catch up with The Secretary Of The Inferior refer back to: blog post, NEW EMPLOYMENT, NEW ECONOMY.

** Those are all investigating agencies of the United States Government. Tubularsock doesn’t have time to make that much shit up!

All photographs may look like they have been altered in some way. They have NOT! However they are a different angle from the original photo.

Photography is in the eye of the beholder.

TUBE SAYS-PALIN

Posted: May 4, 2014 in ASSAULT WEAPONS, GUNS, NRA, SARAH PALIN
Tags: assault weapons, global arms trade, guns, NRA, Sarah Palin

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