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SCARAMUCCI THE DOUCHE, FLUSHED!

The humor train is still racing down the tracks in Tweet’s White House. Removing Anthony Scaramucci, the ultimate douche-bag, because of his erratic speech patterns such as using “cock blocking” as a government tactic was so shocking EVEN to the pussy grabbing Commander of Sleaze!

“The president certainly felt that Anthony’s comments were inappropriate for a person in that position,” stated Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the White House press secretary.

Hot damn, that is got to be one of the most hypocritical statements so far in this administration. How funny can it get.

The crime is Anthony out Trumped Trump! THAT gets you fucking fired, dude!

Melania Trump and Ivanka were “disgusted” and “offended” by Scaramucci’s expletive-laden interview with the New Yorker Magazine. You know, being both plastic filled women and used to pussy grabbing just finds cock blocking something they have to do every time Orange-Tweet comes near them!

Melania even has gone as far as not even wanting to hold the hand that touches that part of Orange Tweets body. Now that shows good judgement!

 

But there will be more, so stay tuned for ************** the downfall of John Kelly as he ****************

“ENDS THE WHITE HOUSE CHAOS” episode 13.

See the Commander of Chaos chained to his chair just out of reach of the “tweet-machine”. It is called RADICAL INTERVENTION!

Oh, has anyone noticed that the Pentagon is setting up to hit North Korea? Hell folks, it is literally a tweet away form coming to pass. But look over here, as Garfunkel and Oates sings,  “This Party Took a Turn for the Douche”!

 

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IS TRUMP CRAZY?

Let’s put it this way, the president, although “not exactly clinically deranged,” is “not altogether stable.”

“Frighteningly he’s that far out of touch with himself. He constantly rationalizes his secret passive-aggressive attacks driven by deep unconscious fears of being attacked himself.”

We should all be alarmed “. . . that sitting in the Oval Office in the White House is “a near-madman at the controls of a nuclear bomb appearing rational on the surface.”

These observation were made by Dr. Andrew G. Hodges, a board-certified psychiatrist in private practice.

And many have agreed about the dangers presented by a top psychiatrist about the President’s, “Destructive rage beyond belief”!

How much more do the American people need to know about the President? ARE YOU SCARED YET?

The President, “. . . has a Narcissistic Personality Disorder. What this means, mostly, is that he has rather desperate insecurities about himself, and compensates by constructing a grandiose self-image. Most of his relationships are either mirroring relationships–people who flatter him and reinforce his grandiosity -or idealized self-objects–people that he himself thinks a lot of, and hence feels flattered by his association” according to Dr. Paul Minot giving the psychiatrist’s point of view.

“The most disturbing aspect about narcissists, however, is their pathological inability to empathize with others, with the exception of those who either mirror them, or whom they idealize”, Dr. Minot continued.

So you can see that the President has issues as many President’s have had in the past.

Even “ . . . John F. Kennedy and Richard M. Nixon—surreptitiously took daily psychiatric medications such as Valium and other anxiety treatments while occupying the Oval Office. Another—Lyndon B. Johnson—was so emotionally erratic that his top aides consulted psychiatrists and confronted the first lady about his behavior.” (Politico Magazine 1/4/17)

So as much as Donald Trump might be crazy as hell he has fallen in with a long line of bat-shit-crazy dudes. In Tubularsock’s view you have to be “crazy” even to want the job and then once you get it that just solidifies the madness!

You see, mental illness and asylums go together very well. And mental illness and the White House goes together very well because the White House IS an asylum. That is why there are guards around it.

TO KEEP THEM IN. A little known secret that Tubularsock is passing on to you.

And now for the big surprise. As you know, Tubularsock doesn’t have a very high opinion of Orange-Tweet and Tubularsock believes that Orange-Tweet IS fucking nuts BUT ……….

The two opening divided statements above are descriptions by psychiatrists about Obummer and Baby Shrub respectively.

So what’s new?

 

 

 

YOU ARE THAT.

Have you ever noticed that few people are seldom satisfied with their lives.

If they don’t have a loving relationship they want one.
If they do have a loving relationship then it is more difficult than they expected.

If they don’t have a great job then they want one.
If they do have a job great then it would be better if work started at 10.

If they don’t have children they want some.
If they do have children then they DON’T want them. With a caveat that it is really great but …… or only if ……..

If they don’t have good health then they wish that they had it.
If they do have good health then they never get to use their health insurance but have to pay for it!

And on and on and on ………….

WHY IS THAT?

Well finally ……. the question has been asked. For the eleven millionth time.

And because Tubularsock has a degree (about 90 Fahrenheit) Tubularsock is hot!

The answer is very simple:

We have been taught to look in the wrong direction.

Look IN not out.

YOU ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING! PERIOD!

But what is the first question you get asked as a child?
What are you going to BE when you grow up?

“BE?” YOU ARE ALREADY THAT! And you know what they do to you if you think you are two people, right?

So the job is to reverse “thinking” because you have been programmed incorrectly.

The fun part for Tubularsock is all the “logic and argument” that is always brought up about all of this ………. doesn’t matter.

YOU ARE THAT. Everything else is just false programming.

You ARE the force, that is why it’s with you.

Well now that that is settled Tubularsock and Yoda can sit down for their second bowl of Afghani Hash.

Hell, it just goes to show you that the CIA is good for something!

 

HEALTH MY ASS!

Now this is the part that Tubularsock, each time, has to step back and ponder why the American population is so dense.

It is not that it is so complicated and it is literally exposed RIGHT OUT IN PLAIN SITE.

It isn’t that it is covered up in some tricky way or anything but there it sits like a cougar on an overhanging rock SINGING IN ENGLISH, ALOUD.

WOULDN’T YOU’D THINK THEY WOULD NOTICE?

Oh. And it doesn’t have to do with political party affiliations either. Both Republicans and Democrats don’t even think twice about it. They always AGREE and just VOTE YES.

Yet the American population just seem not to care or if they do care they don’t do anything about it. It really is a remarkable mystery when you stop and realize that there are 322,762,018 of us VS only 535 of them in Congress.

So with ALL HEALTH LEGISLATION whether it was pre-Obama-Care, Obamacare, or TrumpDon’tCare Care the same thing is agreed upon.

Now you know this. Everyone knows this. And when it is brought up in any conversation it is ALWAYS dismissed with “well that’s government for you”.

Tubularsock has been sent chain-emails about it.

Tubularsock has been sent petitions to be signed against it.

Tubularsock has been sent protest gathering information to stand in opposition to it.

Even in this last election cycle at a town hall meeting when this topic came up a Congressman’s answer was to suggest that if you have a problem with this THEN RUN FOR OFFICE if you want good quality health care.

And he even got some laughs.

Well, Tubularsock wasn’t at this town hall meeting. If Tubularsock had been at this town hall meeting Tubularsock would have said:

 

NO CHANGE IN SIGHT!

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NAZI “CELL”

Just recently Adolf Hitler’s personal traveling phone was sold at Alexander Historical Auctions for $243,000. Now really, did you know that? Tubularsock would venture to guess that you didn’t.

Now not to be smarter than any of you but Tubularsock says that it wasn’t worth more than $8.00. What the buyer had to pay for were the PAST DUE long distance bills.

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You see, another thing many of you don’t know is that long distance time multiplied by LONG DISTANT TIME (as in historical time) plus late fees and the buyer was very lucky to get off with such a deal.

Now this was Adolf’s “traveling” phone which was the “cell” of it’s day. What has been lost to date was Hitler’s Twitters.

But those are being duplicated today by President Orange Tweet.

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An upset Hitler and an upset Trump are cut from the same cloth. So it really doesn’t take much to extrapolate the Hitler/Trump Formula and figure in what direction all this is going.

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POLITICAL PARTNER ABUSE
Tubularsock was shocked, you know how Tubularshocked Tubularsock can get!

There is no place in ANY relationship for partner abuse. And anyone who has a partner that abuses them should pack it up and leave that relationship, “pronto” Kemosabe!

Yet, in the political arena the voters seem to believe that they “have to” endure all the shit the system puts forth and take even more.

Some voters just don’t have the good sense to know that the system is rigged no matter how much and how shocked everyone always seems to be when once again all the information shows the system is rigged!

The voters then all rally around their home team, like by voting for these ass holes something is going to change.

You have little Pigly-Hillary attempting to hold the straw-house together by going up against Big-Bad-Wolf-Trump that wants to blow it down and rebuild it with HIS name on it!

That is all that is going on.

So Tubularsock just wants, once again, to remind people that we are NOT in Kansas anymore and WE ARE NOT CHILDREN ANYMORE! Even though it appears that on the national stage the three-year-olds are running amuck!

And WAKING-THE-FUCK-UP is extremely difficult when you view the political conventions. You must attempt to take them out of the realm of The Big Game Rally one had to endure in the High School Gym and put them in the context of Adulthood!

Folks, is this the way to pick the leader of anything?

And for god sake, The President IS NOT your mommy or daddy deciding and correcting you for what is best for you. Please remember JUST LIKE YOUR PARENTS the PRESIDENT is only basing the decision making process on what he has been trained to do from the past. THEY ARE NOT, TUBULARSOCK REPEATS, NOT ……. ENLIGHTENED BY ANY MEANS!

So if you think mommy and daddy (President) know anything YOU ARE WRONG!

It is up to you to STOP THE ABUSE! VOTE NO!

But besides POLITICAL PARTNER ABUSE where the public in the partner there is even direct POLITICAL PARTNER ABUSE directly in public and Tubularsock is providing two recent examples for you to consider and remember “parental-advisory”: these photos show both physical and sexual imagery.

Now this may be classified by some as just a “bro-love moment” as Donnie throws a kiss to his Vice Presidential choice Mike Pence.

However a MAN throwing a KISS to another man is suspect.

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Is it a public sign that Mike Pence needs to rush to a “Conversion Therapy Program”?

Please note: From the photo Mike smiled which would mean that “he liked it” which would mean that Mike Pence’s latent homosexuality tendencies are showing!

Oh sure, it’s a Tubularsock theory but even if Tubularsock in incorrect the fact that Trump even threw Pence (a known anti-gay advocate) a KISS in public is a sign of POLITICAL PARTNER ABUSE!

There is also this from the Hillary camp just to show you that POLITICAL PARTNER ABUSE can appear anywhere!

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Physical abuse of a partner should never be tolerated and after this direct affront to Tim Kaine with him still smiling only goes to show that as a Corporate-Pro-TPP-Democrat he will endure the abuse which is a sad example for others.

 

But far be it for Tubularsock to leave you up a creek without a paddle. So Tubularsock is taking this opportunity to introduce you to a solution for YOU as well as our political candidates.

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