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A PARTING WORD, MR. DUMP.

Posted: January 19, 2021 in 2020 ELECTION, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, bull shit as an art form, Congress, corruption, Delusional, Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, JARED KUSHNER, Jesus, Joe Biden, KAREN PENCE, MELANIA TRUMP, Mike Pence, President Tweet, PRESIDENTIAL LEGACY, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, RUDY GIULIANI, SARAH SANDERS
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A PARTING WORD, MR. TRUMP.

 

Now with all the things Tubularsock has said about Donald Trump, which have all been easily true because he has been such an open target, the real bottom line is that he only destructively achieved many of his aims because those around him were such weak and pathetic individuals.

And those pathetic hanger-oners are sad characters indeed and so low down in character that even the low hanging fruit fell on them.

The list just is so long that Tubularsock hasn’t time to list them. The list is immense.

But one person (and Tubularsock uses “person” here hesitantly) is Mike Pence.

Talk about scary …….. THAT is Mike Pence.

Tubularsock is wayyyyyy happier seeing the hopeful end to that evil-little-albino-scum-bag and his sidekick MOTHER than Trump’s removal.

Mike and MOTHER give Christianity a BAD name which fits rather well with the greater general Christian movement who glorify HYPOCRISY as their major foundation stone of their faith.

Even Jesus says and Tubularsock quotes, “Those Christian fucks just ain’t fucking woke!” Amen. (Daniel 12:1)

Now Tubularsock knows that there are many Christians who respect Mike and Mother but there are many Christians that have gonorrhea which just goes to show you that one gets out what one puts in. (Tubularsock realizes it will take some time to grapple with this realization. Your comments are welcome.)

And not to be shy about gonorrhea there was also Sarah Huckabee Sanders the overly-plump-lying-little-bitch that was The Orange Wonder’s press secretary for longer than anyone. Shows how the job fit here so well. But lying everyday puts on weight which shows over the time period as Sanders as well as Trump gained weight.

Sarah is a Baptist which for Tubularsock is the last step before hell. Down you go brothers and sisters.

And of course there’s Rudy. Speaking of the bottom of the fucking barrel of ANYTHING alive and decent. We have watched a man self destruct in front of our very eyes. Imagine Hollywood coming up with anything as pathetically scary than Rudy.

If he wasn’t so funny it would be sad to see a somewhat living creature go through so much degradation in a Presidential cycle than pathetic Rudy.

 

Now sure there is Ivanka. And the brains behind her, Jared. A guy who has the ability to attempt to tie his loafers’ shoe strings which don’t have shoe strings.

But if anyone could do this, it is Jared.

As Ron Reagan Jr. so aptly summed up the two of them, “Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are grifters in the White House”.

Tubularsock has no argument there!

But one could not say a solid goodbye to the Orange Bloated Dufus without taking a final look at the Plastic Filled Women who sometimes held hands with the small handed President and stood with her erect body (the only erect thing in the family) to the right of his chair while he signed his twitter feeds.

Melania, Tubularsock really can’t say that you’ll be missed.

You had your anchor baby and with chain migration got your parents citizenship.
You have made a wonderful extended family sacrifice.

Many immigrants haven’t been as lucky.

Just curious, Stormy beat “daddy-trump” with a folded magazine did you use rolled up citizenship forms and a birth certificate? Just wondering.

And how could Tubularsock almost forget Donnie’s Double-Dufus sons. You know, the two you failed to abort at birth. They openly disprove any thought of a gene-pool worth preserving.

These two dumb-shits take after their old man but retained their natural color.

Saturday-Night Live have depicted Donald Jr. and Eric so perfectly that Tubularsock defers to their perfect caricature of the two. Enjoy.

Oh sure, there are so many more but alas the time is near.

All this really to say that Tubularsock will miss you Donnie.

Old Joe Buydone is so pathetic as an adversary. By the time Tubularsock finishes a full sentence, sleep overcomes Tubularsock’s efforts.

The same, Tubularsock feels, will be the result on the America people ….. sleep, sleep, sleep ……. perchance to dream?

NO. Look at the upcoming cabinet folks …….. the same corporate ass holes that lead us as a nation from Fucking Obummer and Sleepy Joe Buydone to Fucking Dump.

 

Tubularsock just can’t wait ‘till 2024. Hopefully we’ll all be saved by World War Three!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TRUMP’S SINCERITY ABOUT EASTER

Posted: April 10, 2020 in Advertising, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, bull shit as an art form, Capitalism, coronavirus, Destiny, Donald Trump, EASTER, Easter Bunny, ENLIGHTENMENT, Jesus, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Religiosity
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TRUMP’S SINCERITY ABOUT EASTER

Oh yes, EASTER.

Now Tubularsock is a big proponent of people believing whatever they wish about everything. And as long as they practice their beliefs with others with consensus and not attempt to force others to follow their beliefs that is all fine and good with Tubularsock.

Whether it is sexual orientation, politics, economics, religion it doesn’t really matter what you believe and Tubularsock is even willing to argue with you if Tubularsock believes you are fucking bat shit crazy!

Consenting adults, have at it.

The issue comes up when people start to attempt to place THEIR beliefs and THEIR “values” on others that don’t agree by creating laws or social control or shame or ……. whatever.

FIRST Tubularsock commandment is:

LEAVE OTHER PEOPLE ALONE. And if you don’t like what they do THEN FUCKING DON’T DO IT YOURSELF! Period.

With that in mind, Trump And Easter And The “Rapturistic” Right all come together as just one big fun preposterous hypocrisy. NOW, how fun is that?

For example in Louisiana pastor, Rev. Tony Spell, states that, “Like any zealot or like any pure religious person, death looks to them like a welcome friend. True Christians do not mind dying . . .”

So Spell (interesting name) has defied Louisiana Gov. John Bel Edwards’ orders to not have public gatherings. And in good old Jim-Jones-Style, Spell brought in a 26 BUS fleet of his parishioners for his Palm Sunday service.

Currently in Louisiana there are more than 17,000 cases of the coronavirus with about 652 deaths.

And Tubularsock agrees with Rev. Tony. So if he is willing to house his parishioners and keep them all together in religious bless to ALL DIE TOGETHER Tubularsock has no problem with that. The fucking more the merrier!

The problem for Tubularsock is the gall of Rev Tony Spell to not be concerned about spreading to others who may NOT WISH TO DIE FOR HIS FUCKING GOD!

So as we are heading toward Easter may Spell and his flock march into death because HIS christians “. . . do not mind dying . . .”! AMEN!

However Tubularsock would recommend to Tony’s flock to shift really fast over to The Church of Tubularsock! WE just fucking have more fun than death!

And many churches are attempting to do the same shit they have always done on Easter and all gather together EVEN though under the circumstances it has been shown NOT TO BE A GOOD IDEA!

Kinda makes one wonder just how much all that “love thy neighbor” REALLY means to them.

Lucky most Houses of Worship are caring enough to protect their followers as well as their communities but the right wing zealots have always been cultist and stupid so maybe it is just “God’s” way of killing them off. Amen!

And speaking of the PURENESS OF STUPIDITY the Orange Dump is on record saying that “Easter, has a special meaning” to him and to see the churches full of people and the ECONOMY back as God intended.

And the ONLY CONCLUSION that Tubularsock could glean from Orange Dump’s statement is expressed below:

 

It is important to remember, stay home on Easter and eat an egg. Just why the Easter Bunny hides eggs on just Easter has always been a mystery to Tubularsock. Where Jesus resurrecting himself is easily for Tubularsock to believe because JC wasn’t stupid. 

Just why would he stick around this Hell-Hole?  Amen!

THE SHIT IS THE SHINOLA

Posted: January 14, 2019 in Advertising, Alabama Evangelical Christian, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Bill Clinton, bull shit as an art form, CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM, Capitalism, Congress, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, ethics training, Hillary Clinton, Jesus, Mental Health, Monica Lewinsky, NIXON, President Tweet, Psychology, psychomania, RELATIONSHIPS, Religiosity, REPUBLICANS, U.S. House of Representatives
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THE SHIT IS THE SHINOLA

 

Are you happy yet?

Tubularsock has run through all the major YouTube comedy shows to attempt to find at least ONE laugh that would relieve Tubularsock’s total and complete outrage and disgust about how far down we have come as a nation. WE ARE FUCKED!

The political establishment has created what they believe is credible verbiage to spew to the American public which would make a reality TV show producer puke.

And as a consequence have in reality provided comedy gold for comedians without them having to even add to the joke because the joke is built into the political bull shit!

Then we as a nation, HELL, as a civilization, have passed over the tipping point!

Now not to get sentimental here but there was a time in America where, THE LIE of who we were, as a country was SOLID BULL SHIT.

Not even questioned! ………. but no more. We have reached, as a nation, the DIARRHEA THRESHOLD and there is no going back to SOLID BULL SHIT.

In fact, the shit can’t even hit the fan because it is running over your shoes!

No, WE HAVE ARRIVED!

 

It is all a big Punch & Judy Show and it’s not even funny, never was really!

Oh sure, there is the sick side of Trump’s “grabbing pussy” and Weiner’s dick bulge sexting but shit most people see it daily on the subway as they step over the homeless.

And the Princess at the ball with Prince charming on her arm just isn’t going to cut it for fucking Hillary & Bill, repulsive both ….. really ….. both of them together don’t equal a 10!

And that poor poor soulless Sarah Huckster Sanders spewing Trump shit right out of her mouth and then licking her lips, reprehensible!

It is pretty sad but her Huckster Bible packing father is at least as wretched as Sarah.
A true family of hypocrisy.

Oh, and sure the Bible tells them to lie. Your know how well Jesus is known for lying, right?

And let Tubularsock NOT go off on domestic and foreign policy because the cast is already fixed into FROZEN BULL SHIT no matter who gets in.

 

Now an important insight that has to become your standard lens to view our current political dialogue is “I’ve never said that” means one has “said that” and “not to my knowledge” means one is knowledgeable on that subject.

These are just commonplace expressions and meanings and are meant to mean exactly what they mean not what they said.

The confusion comes when people take the statement literally. That is not the way it was meant. Why don’t people just know that reverse is forward?

Once you adapt this “new speak” you’ll have a far better understanding of the political environment you are observing.

It is not new, really!

“I am not a crook!” and “I did not fuck that intern” or something like that ……. brings back memories, Tubularsock knows just how much people wish for the “good old days”.

The major difference between yesterday and today is that yesterday ran on 100% lies and today with Trump we have reached 230% lies and rising.

Tubularsock knows some cynic will question the math ……… fucking free thinker!

But in the reality of reality which is illusion you’ll find that President Orange-Tweet, IS ALL FAKE, so whatever he says is fantasy. It is not fake news because just because it IS fake doesn’t make it news.

And the “news” as we know it, is fantasy which is spoon feed to selective groups of the political spectrum …….. yumm!

And that is done to focus the energy of the populous into the trap of “infighting” so while that keeps them busy few realize that their pocket has been picked.

Case in point: The Republican Tax Break for the rich …….. gosh, didn’t see that coming!

Now! Is there a way out?

Well yes there is and it starts with YOU but we haven’t gone down the rabbit hole far enough yet.

And as Tubularsock says:

“When The Mirror
Is In Place
You’ll See
Your Folly.”

 

THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF 2018

Posted: December 24, 2018 in 2018, America Asleep, American Dream, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Donald Trump, Economy, Jesus, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Religion, The Matrix
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THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF 2018

 

Well a fucking HO-HO-HO to everyone.

Another year is closing and world peace and goodwill toward men is headed for the exit.

The Government is shut down.

The Stock Market is headed toward the depths of hell.

The Congress is not willing to throw 5 billion on blocks to build “The Wall”.

The Orange-Child is kicking, pouting, and tweeting about …. whatever.

And it is business as usual in good old Amerikkka.

For Tubularsock it is that happy time of year when total strangers yell out “Merry Christmas”, or the much more PC, “Happy Holidays” to you.

Of course, Tubularsock yells back …… “Same to ya fella, and so’s your mother.”

 

And Tubularsock’s favorite Christmas past time, sitting on a bench and watching people ladened with gaily colorful packages stepping over the homeless in order to get home with their happy treasures to share in Christmas cheer BEFORE the credit card bills arrive.

 

Well hell, they gave 20 bucks to a food bank what else can one do?

So with total optimism Tubularsock faces 2019 because we can all hope that it can get worse which then will make all this current shit become, “The Good Old Days”!

 

LOST VALUES –SING ALONG!

Posted: May 21, 2018 in America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, CIA Drugs, CIA TERRORISTS, Congress, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Dick Cheney, Don Rumfeld, Donald Trump, Foreign Policy, George Bush, Guantanamo, Gulag mentality, Hillary Clinton, Intolerance, Jesus, NAZISM, NSA, Nuremberg Trials, Obama, Pete Seeger, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., torture, Uncategorized
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LOST VALUES — SING ALONG!

Remember that old Pete Seeger folk song,

Where have all the values gone?
Long time passing

Where have all the values gone?
Long time ago

Where have all the values gone?
We have dumped them every one

When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

OR WAS THAT FLOWERS?

Whatever!

Unless you have be living in a cave in Siberia you may have noticed that the values that the United States once upheld (even if they were not perfect) have pretty much been eliminated.

You remember, things like lying, cheating, torture, conflict of interest, caring for others, killing, the rule of law, taking responsibility for your actions, democracy …….. you know stuff like that.

WE HAVE NO LEADERS IN THE UNITED STATES THAT HAVE ANY OF THOSE VALUES. LET ALONE A LEADER TO STAND UP FOR THEM!

Oh sure, before they are elected they spout those values and after they are elected they spout those values but THEY NEVER SPROUT those values once they are in office. NEVER!

And when false values are the watchword of the day we really start to see for ourselves the downfall and breakup of our society.

Because if we, as a society, don’t have strong values to promote and uphold, then we have NOTHING.

If people don’t have honor within them the chances for them to be an honorable person is diminished.

And that is where we stand right now, with “one foot over the line” or was that “one toke”? Sweet Jesus.

Whatever!

So, let Tubularsock run you through an easy one, TORTURE.

THERE IS NO EXCUSE TO EVER USE TORTURE ON ANIMALS OR HUMANS EVER, PERIOD. This has to be a core value because anything less leaves you with no honor of self, period.

And yet the current President of the United States believes that it “works” and has stated that he believes in it.

And now we see that the Congress of the United States believes in torture, as well, thereby they have approved a Torturer to head the CIA, “Bloody Gina”.

And of course whenever Torture is mentioned fucking Dick Cheney is brought out of his lair to expound upon its virtues.

And Cheney, loves the virtues of torture so much that he loves to be beaten by Lynn in their dungeon to bring about sexual arousal. “Beat me, beat me Lynn!”

And just to show you that Tubularsock isn’t some liberal goody-goody, Tubularsock’s fantasy has always been meeting Dick Cheney in some dark alleyway and in one rapid movement slicing his chest cavity open with a rusty Boy Scout knife and reaching in and pulling out his beating bloody stolen heart and throwing it into a pig pen to be consumed! They’ll eat anything!

But hey, won’t happen because Tubularsock has taken an anger management seminar.

AND the fact that the statistical chances of Tubularsock encountering Dick Cheney in a dark alleyway is “ZERO” so there you go …….. math wins out!

Of course, “Bloody Gina” would not say that torture was MORALLY WRONG because she ran a torture site and should be in jail as a war criminal rather than made the head of the CIA!

But the United States has lost that value, morality.

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW!

Another value we have lost is TAKING RESPONSIBILITY FOR OUR ACTIONS. Have you noticed that?

“Bloody Gina” was the chief of staff for Jose Rodriguez, the director of the CIA National Clandestine Service. She was responsible for drafting a cable ordering the shredding of videotapes depicting torture sessions, despite a court order staying their destruction.

That action is against the law but not only did she “follow orders” as any good German SS solider would do BUT THE ONLY ACTION taken by any governmental body for a blatant illegal action was to promote her to CIA Director.

So with that you can throw out the RULE OF LAW as another lost value.

And remember if the RULE OF LAW principle was really practiced then George, Dick, Don, Condo, Killery, Dump, Obummer would ALL be in prison today for war crimes.

However, that value has been tossed aside.

Well, for the ruling class anyway. But don’t you jaywalk! You’ll be in the clinker!

The list goes on and on but the values are lost to our nation and won’t be coming back any time soon. The cracks in the Republic are rapidly expanding and Donald Trump is no more to blame than the American population for sitting by and selling out our principles.

As for Tubularsock, you’ll find him,
“sittin’ on the dock of the Bay, wasting time”

WHATEVER!

RELIGIOSITY: SAVING JESUS

Posted: November 11, 2015 in God, Heaven, Jesus, Religiosity
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Religiosity is a sociological term that refers to the numerous aspects of religious activity and dedication.

There are at least three components to religious behavior: knowing (cognition in the mind), feeling (affects the spirit), and doing (behavior of the body).

So Tubularsock being a deep believer in knowing, feeling, and doing has taken it upon his heroic self to save Jesus.

 

TUBE AND JC

 

ANOTHER GREAT TRUTH FROM TUBULARSOCK!

Don’t thank Tubularsock now, amen.

 

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