Archive for the ‘Mike Pence’ Category

JERRY FALWELL JR. — AMEN, THANK YOU JESUS!

 

Now because Tubularsock believes that Tubularsock IS GOD it has always been difficult to understand organized christianity. You know, the churches christianity.

As far as Tubularsock is concerned the Gnostics were the group which came closest to what Jesus was talking about but like all REAL truthers the organized christian churches attempted to persecute and eliminate them in order to attempt to control the masses rather than search for the truth.

However, Tubularsock doesn’t want to get off track here because where we are headed will substantiate what most mothers advised all along one’s life journey.

And that is ………… “be careful of who your friends are and who you hang out with”. And the reason is you just might “pick up” and become associated with a soiled reputation.

Another odd thing that is mixed into this tale is the UNBELIEVABLE STUPIDITY of teens and even younger children that will take pictures of their “private parts” and post them on Instagram and the like for all to see.

“Dick Pic” galore!

Now we all remember Anthony Weiner and all that hullabaloo with the BULGE and sending it to a 15 year old girl over the internet. Remember?

In truth Tubularsock has tried to forget. However Weiner was a politician so, well ……..
they have a lot of time on and even perhaps in their hands. Whatever!

And a name like Weiner? ……. Sigmund Freud would have a field day!

But when a grown adult man hasn’t the brain power to understand NOT to send out damaging photos on a public forum then THAT is, well just DUMB!

And then when this Dumb-Man is a major religious “leader” on top of that AND the President of a major Religious University then that is when it turns FUNNY!

Now if you don’t know about one of the leading evangelical Christian Universities, Liberty University, then you have missed one of the BIGGEST JOKES going down.

Now beside a tainted viewpoint about reality, Liberty students have to follow a very strict
“moral” code of conduct which they can be expelled or disciplined by the school if broken.

Saints be praised, ENTER STAGE VERY RIGHT the University President Jerry Falwell Jr.!

PRICELESS!

 

 

Now sure, being on a party yacht with friends ……… what’s the problem?

And hanging out with a “friend” drinking “black water” …….. what’s the problem?

And well, attending a themed party centered around the TV show “Trailer Park Boys” which Liberty U. students would be disciplined for even watching the TV show due to its
off-color humor centered around sex, drugs, alcohol and foul language, ahhh ………. what’s the problem?

Well, somehow Jerry missed the memo.

BUT IT IS NOT JERRY’S FAULT from Tubularsock’s point of view.

It is the fault of hanging around the “wrong crowd”. (THANKS MOM!)

Yep, you guessed it:

 

 

HALT! HALT!, ZEIG HEIL!

 

WHEN THE OBVIOUS SPEAKS,

IT MUST BE SAID!

 

 

 

WILLIAM BARR IT RUBS OFF!

OH YEAH ………. it is going to get wayyyyyyyy worse.

The Senators who were either too blind, which does happen when one has one’s head up one’s ass, or just too afraid of a “TWEET” or are just stupid are now going to see what they have created.

How on earth did any of them expect ANYTHING different.

And this missed placed belief that an “impeachment” WITHOUT removal would do anything rather than embolden a raving-mad-diarrhea-driven-stool like Dump ……… come on!

Is this really what Republicans are about ….. Dictatorship? Tubularsock doesn’t really think so. Tubularsock finds that the current Republicans misunderstood the depth of just how much of an irrational sociopath Trump really is and will now be attempting to catch up with the disaster they have unleashed. We shall see.

Oh not, of course, Lindsey Graham he likes it up his ass but Bill Barr, Mike Pence (ok maybe Mike ….(“Mother” won’t have anything to do with that!) but it’s ok with sheep as long as you’re Christian, whew … Mike’s safe. Baaaa?

Oh how Tubularsock digresses.

Bill Barr has become an embarrassment to the “rule of law”. Yes he is a conservative and yes he believes in a Strong Executive, but HANDING OVER THAT POWER to a pathological lying sociopath?

Just a little overboard, Bill.

But now Bill, ……… you’ll sink with THAT ship, you stupid fuck!

Tubularsock does hope at least that Christine, Bill’s wife, will move on after all this and find a man that has principles. Forty five years with a toady is like too long!

It’s sad really.

Tubularsock’s mother always said, “Be Careful who you associate with …… it rubs off!”

TUBULARSOCK’S CHRISTMAS WISH!

 

Well it has become extremely difficult to deny that we are living in a complete loony-tune world and the escape hatch has been closed for repairs.

There is an attempt to dump Frumpy-Orange-Dumpy off the wall and all the kings horses and all the kings men won’t be able to put him back together again.

Doesn’t Tubularsock only wish.

No, the Orange-Turd has nine lives and his true followers lap up Orange-Turd’s shit faster than a bag full of Mac-nuggets.

And the Corp-Democraps have done everything they can to keep the same stagnated Biden-Clinton-Obummer clap trap and not even dress it up.

The CorpDems don’t want ANY change to the system in truth. They benefit with Dump in office personally and their income and investment portfolios prove it.

The CorpDems if elected may benefit more if they take control however either way they’ll benefit personally. So FUCK YOU America!

And don’t you worry, either party believes in and supports endless wars because THAT is where the money happens to be.

Helping the poor, helping the sick, helping education, providing education for the incarcerated, investing in infrastructure …….. COST TOO MUCH!

Killing people indiscriminately in other countries WE CAN AFFORD.

That is where the money is made.

And the CorpDems and the Repulicant’s will keep that going and pocket the money.

That is why ANY candidate that is NOT WITH THEM is against THE AMERICAN WAY.

And what is the AMERICAN WAY ——- KILLING!

Don’t think so ………….. take a real look at American History.

Now there is one way to really help shift this inevitable negative direction.

Tubularsock would take Baby-Bush and Obomber and arrest both of them for WAR CRIMES and put them on trial …….. NOW!

You see, if the stand-ins of the powerful keep dodging responsibility for their actions we’ll just keep getting the same corporate puppets.

And you know that is not going to happen so just sit back and say a little prayer for an atomic bomb test going awry and hitting Washington, D.C. while Dump, VP-Dense, and a full session of Congress are in session.

Tubularsock knows it is just too much to ask for BUT Christmas IS coming after-all!

 

SURE IT MATTERS: DUMP DUMPY DUMP!

 

Well, if it hasn’t become obvious to you by now that Orange Tweet will throw ANYONE overboard and under the bus as long as it is not him, then you haven’t been paying attention.

That includes what is known as The United States of America as well.

Orange Tweet has no shame and ONLY cares about HIMSELF!

And the DEPLORABLES that lovingly get worked up by him time and time again seem to just love the redundant soliloquies he supplies.

Primarily because most of them have an attention span of less than four seconds which is just short of the time to tie their shoes.

But really, you know this.

What is wayyyyyyyyyyy more worrisome is the general American public that still believes that the Democraps, with the exception of Bernie Sanders, provide any direction other than same ol’, same ol’!

In fact, according to The New York Times, the Democrapian establishment is considering a possible shift away from Biden to  John Kerry or even Bitch Hillary!

OH, SAY IT ISN’T SO!

But it shows that the Democrap Establishment is no different from the Republicant’s and both are ONLY centered on their own net worth rather than any care for the “regular citizens” of the U.S.

And those “regular citizens” do have the ability to tie their shoes BUT not to see the lie that they are living thinking they have a choice. We DON’T have a democracy! Will you get that clear.

Your 8th grade civics teacher unknowingly LIED to you. Only because that teacher was lied to as well and so on.

 

Oh sure Trump is an idiot in the open while Biden, Obummer, and Killery are hidden idiots. All that they are doing is business for themselves and their families and we the citizen pay for it.

Trust Tubularsock on this. NONE OF THESE ASSHOLES CARE A HOOT ABOUT YOU!

NO MATTER HOW STUPIDLY OR ELOQUENTLY THEY TELL YOU.

AND YOU ARE THE SUCKER IF YOU BELIEVE THEM.

It is pretty simple and it is out there in plain sight.

Tulsi Gabbard ………….. opposed to the continued regime change wars.

No main stream media would give her the time of day. The so called “free press”. Really a joke!

Bernie Sanders ………… plenty of coverage but the Democratic Establishment see him as a threat and are willing to lose to Trump rather than support the ONLY candidate who wants to shift the entire set up to a citizen first platform.

Can’t have that. Would cost too much or rather it would cost the ESTABLISHMENT corporate overloads too much.

Here’s the bottom line for Tubularsock.

The entire system is MADE UP.

So we the people just need to MAKE UP A NEW SYSTEM.

Well, lets start with Bernie’s modest projected programs and build from there.

And the cost? Hell! Making “money” out of thin air has already been perfected by the central bank, so we just make more of it and AGREE that the money is worth something.

That is how it is done now ……. take a look!

All Tubularsock asks is that all of these establishment people stay out of HELL so Tubularsock will have a comfortable warm get-away to hang out in because the Cayman Islands is just too expensive.

SAVE THE PLANET …….. LEAVE!

 

SAME SHELL GAME DIFFERENT PEAS & KAREN PENCE!

 

 

OK, here’s Tubularsock’s take on all this political bull shit.

We all know that Orange-Donnie-Little-Dick is a fucking crook!

We all know that Step-en-fetch-it-Barack is a fucking crook!

We all know that Killary-The-Bitch-Clinton is a fucking crook!

We all know that Head-Up-His-Ass-George W. is a fucking crook!

We all know that the Bill-Stained-Dress-Clinton is a fucking crook!

And we all know Walking-Alzheimer’s-Biden is a fucking crook!

But none of that matters.

These are the offers from the power elite for the American citizen to choose from and it is a closed system. THEY WERE PRE-CHOSEN for you to vote for and THAT is what is called a “FREE” election in the United States!

That is why we continue wars of aggression throughout the world attacking whomever we wish and supporting terrorists throughout the world to destabilize areas and KEEP them destabilized to “OUR” corporate advantage.

You do realize that the CIA is one of the largest TERRORIST groups IN THE WORLD! Right?

EVEN though the vast majority of American citizens DON’T WANT WAR!

We have continue war ……… NO MATTER which pre-selected presidential candidate you have the “freedom” to vote for in ANY given election.

Tubularsock calls it FreeDoom voting!

Yet it seems that few American citizens seem to notice and even fewer seem to care. They seem to rally around the clowns and circus not noticing it is all being orchestrated and at the end of the “free” election it is business as usual.

Yet, what seems to be true may not be. There is a bright side. There is a huge number of Americans who appear to have caught on that they have been herded like sheep and have decided NOT TO VOTE at all.

And for Tubularsock that is a possible beginnings of citizen “blow-back”. It is not not voting for lack of interest it is a lack of interest because in truth it is a LACK OF CHOICE!

They just would rather not vote than to vote for the same old same old.

But for Tubularsock THAT is only the first step. Recognition that you have been HAD!

Oh, and if you haven’t noticed the usual business does nothing to enrich the average Joe Schmo or his family ……. but there is always iPhone70 to entertain them.

Yet, here we go again ………

The Ukraine and the whistle-blower …… have YOU read the 9-page whistle-blower complaint? Tubularsock has and it is clear enough to prove that Orange-Dump is pretty much a C-rated mafia boss in a B rated movie with nothing even close to a “10” performance.

Talking about pathetic ………… Dump is pathetic. A true 3, max! And only that is due to breast size of a fat old man!

And to see a Ukraine comic and an American game-show host have a press conference together is really rich!

THIS!, is what World Leadership has come to?

And even more scary is the current dominate concept that the United States power elite puts Joe and Don up AS LEADERSHIP for the future for this country.

It is pretty much like stacking shit on top of shit and asking for a vote!

FLUSH …….. is the only answer if that is what the final ballot shows.

One really has to ponder, is this really the end of civilization? This is the level we have come to? Makes Global Warming look good!

And if your stomach hasn’t turned yet just take a second to look at Kellyanne Conway and Sarah Sanders defense of the Orange Turd and tell Tubularsock if you can tell the difference between them and a bedpan full of afterbirth fluid clinging to life support.

Damn those two are repulsive semi-human beings! Amen.

But you don’t think Tubularsock is going to leave you on such a downer note do you?

Hell no!

The entire shit show is represented best with “Mother” (Karen Pence) proclaiming, at a Minnesota campaign rally that she likes how Trump treats young women and sees the respect he has for his daughters.

Right on Karen, Donnie wanted to “date” and fuck Ivanka and in general grab pussies of women!

At least from this photo Karen seems to be prepared to protect herself from Donnie’s treatment of women.

But EVEN MORE QUESTIONABLE coming from a woman who teaches at a “religious” school which bans LGBT students is her husband’s “open relationship” with Donnie as shown in this photo.

 

 

But nothing turns “Mother” on more than Trump Fucking the American Flag!

 

 

Karen Pence TOO as well as her husband has lost all true perception and has fallen quickly into the cesspool of religious hypocrisy.

But why not, Mother should have remembered that playing with the DEVIL taints one’s soul …… amen.

 

 

THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PAST AS PRESENT! A TUBULARSOCK VIDEO.

 

Well Tubularsock was just minding his own business sitting alone in his top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker that overlooks Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see BUNKER TOUR) when an idea past by and Tubularsock pulled-out his idea-net and snagged it.

 

And if a picture is worth a thousand words then a Tubularsock Video is worth so much more. Check it out.

 

PAST IS PRESENT

 

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgn3XvlB8AHASPTyI7Is67g?disable_polymer=true

 

NOTE: YOU TUBE HAS REMOVED TUBULARSOCK’S VIDEO. PAST IS PRESENT BECAUSE THEY FEEL IT HAS VIOLATED YOU TUBE’S COMMUNITY STANDARDS FOR “HATE SPEECH”. TUBULARSOCK HAS ASKED FOR A REVIEW OF REINSTATEMENT
WHICH IS IN PROCESS …….. STAY TUNED.

 

 

 

 

 

 

An open Tubularsock statement to The U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum, Edna Frieberg’s press release on Holocaust Analogies.

 

Tubularsock would say that EVERY holocaust survivor in the U.S should be ON THE FRONT LINES in reminding everyone that when a government starts putting people in “camps” like in Nazi Germany it is a step TOWARD a possible tragic and horrendous outcome.

And to demean people and treat them inhumanly and then blame them is exactly what the Nazi’s did to the Jews, homosexuals and Gypsies, so the analogy isn’t some far fetched idea it is an actual reality. And occurring in the United States RIGHT NOW!

The concentration camps on our Southern Boarder are not some intellectual abstract grammatical debate. They exist NOW!

And just to become clear, attempting to keep from any analogy the term “concentration camps” for fear that some people may have “painful memories” is unfortunate but you have to remember that Jews have not cornered the market on that term!

It is like saying that NOTHING can be compared with the pain and murder of the Jews during WWII because it may cause painful memories. That is the price of admission to preventing having it happen again.

Of ALL the people who should be out and on the vanguard AGAINST any form of government orchestrated camps it should be those who know the horrors of such actions toward groups of people!

It shouldn’t be up to Tubularsock to remind the Holocaust Museum that “in the beginning” Jews didn’t realize what would happen to them and “followed orders” rather than refused to follow the orders at the risk of death.

The difference is one of open resistance and thereby exposing the action to the general population as to what the German Government was doing.

By not saying NO in mass allowed them to be taken away without the advantage of exposure BEFOREHAND and thus mass murder was done without the general German population knowing what was being done.

Unfortunately, Edna Friedbery presents a point of observation so myopic and distorted that one can not find it tenable. What is happening NOW is the same as when Germany STARTED their program. And to intellectualize the warning signs is exactly what many Jews did prior to the tragedy that occurred during WWII.

Remember: The first “camps” were “work camps” and from that the Jews walked into hell!

To wallow around in the pain of the past without making an overt stand against the same beginning atrocities in the present is ONLY GOOD if one’s “victim status” is their life crutch!

That is why if there is any lesson to be taken here is that PUTING PEOPLE INTO CONCENTRATION CAMPS BY ANY GOVERNMENT should be a red flag for those who have witnessed and lived through the possible outcome.

IT IS HAPPENING NOW and that must be recognized. It is the only way to stop its continuance into something far worse.

Tubularsock urges The U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum to make a public stand against the Concentration Camps on our Southern Boarder as well as standing against the outrageous treatment being perpetrated upon refugees coming into the United States.

ANY THING LESS IS HYPOCRISY OF YOUR STATED GOALS.

 

Please note: This is a response by Tubularsock to a press release by The U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum and the link to that press release is https://www.ushmm.org/information/press/press-releases/why-holocaust-analogies-are-dangerous

 

THE WALL AND THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES SO GIVE HIM A HAT!

 

Tubularsock has been busy with planning the New Trump Wall that isn’t and therein lies the beauty.

You see a show down is really a waste of time and to carry it on is just boring to we political junkies.

So here is a foolproof plan and the cost is negligible.

You see Trump himself has solved the problem and all it will take is for the Democrats to accept the solution and even praise Donnie for his brilliance. Ok, that my be overstating the outcome but Tubularsock’s plan IS brilliant, foolproof, and fact free!

 

Donnie, regardless of reality, has been repeating that his Wall is being worked on and will be completed right now.

He has stated that he will not wait for committees to work through all this mess and that he is having the wall built NOW.

(an aside: in the real world NOTHING has been done at the border except some fence repair but with the exception of a few hundred thousand dollars for several prototypes of possible wall types NOTHING has been done. Or a clearer way of saying this, NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE IN TERMS OF WALL BUILDING AT THE BORDER, NOTHING!)

So Donnie keeps saying that the wall IS BEING BUILT right now but there IS NO WALL.

Enough already!

The Tubularsock Solution (and don’t thank me now):

The Democrats proclaim that the Trump Wall has been completed.

Trump will praise himself that he has accomplished the impossible and that NO OTHER president in the history of the United States has EVER completed such a BIGLY wall!

The Trumpites will BELIEVE because they lack intelligence and FOX will praise Trump’s fortitude. And really, who ever goes to the the border anyway? So it’s all good.

And everything is safe and sane in Mudville.

Mission Accomplished. If you accept this mission proceed. This message will self destruct in five seconds. Good luck.

 

THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF 2018

 

Well a fucking HO-HO-HO to everyone.

Another year is closing and world peace and goodwill toward men is headed for the exit.

The Government is shut down.

The Stock Market is headed toward the depths of hell.

The Congress is not willing to throw 5 billion on blocks to build “The Wall”.

The Orange-Child is kicking, pouting, and tweeting about …. whatever.

And it is business as usual in good old Amerikkka.

For Tubularsock it is that happy time of year when total strangers yell out “Merry Christmas”, or the much more PC, “Happy Holidays” to you.

Of course, Tubularsock yells back …… “Same to ya fella, and so’s your mother.”

 

And Tubularsock’s favorite Christmas past time, sitting on a bench and watching people ladened with gaily colorful packages stepping over the homeless in order to get home with their happy treasures to share in Christmas cheer BEFORE the credit card bills arrive.

 

Well hell, they gave 20 bucks to a food bank what else can one do?

So with total optimism Tubularsock faces 2019 because we can all hope that it can get worse which then will make all this current shit become, “The Good Old Days”!