Ok! Let’s go for it!
The Dump goes to jail after a wild and fun filled ride of American description, deception, disruption in the criminal injustice system.
The Orange Dump gets tossed into the clinker for 8 years.
And then the vote comes in full showing that Dump wins the 2024 Presidential Election in a total and complete LANDSLIDE!
Dump then gives himself a full pardon and moves from Federal Prison to a fancier Federal Prison which just has better perks!
Immediately Dump appoints Stormy Daniels as Secretary of State and Congress overwhelmingly approves the appointment being that Stormy already had a “head” start after years of servicing Congress.
Dump appoints Marjorie Taylor Greene as his new Press Secretary in addition to already being a House Representative for being so perfect with her verbal dexterity.
If anyone could explain The Dump’s policies it is Marjorie Taylor Greene! And the Press Corp already love her!
As for Secretary of Finance Dump picks an unknown named John Doe. A guy Dump met in the federal penitentiary who was in for life for Grand Larceny and Money Laundering. They had become best of friends. DOE IS A PERFECT FIT!
The list goes on only because there are so many cushy do nothing jobs in the Federal Bureaucracy and the revolving door is ALWAYS open. But let Tubularsock end job placement right here because Tubularsock is sure you get the point. And if you don’t, call Marjorie.
But hell ……….. it could be worse!
Kamala Harris, anyone?
Tubularsock 