Archive for the ‘Delusional’ Category

Tubularsock doesn’t want any of you to “drop the ball” but no matter what the NFL does doesn’t really matter very much.

However North Korea is under the belief that our current Orange-Small-Penis-Professional-Tweeter-President has declared WAR on them.

Now where would Kim get that idea?

 

Shit for brains Donald just can’t shut the fuck up. As a world embarrassment Trump takes the chocolate cake. And somebody is going to get killed.

Now if Kim and his boys could hit Mar-a-Lago while Trump and his entire family was visiting Tubularsock would even help North Korea with the coordinates and put a big ol’ X on the spot. But Google Maps would work just as well. And then Tubularsock wouldn’t be hauled into the hoosegow as a accessory. Now just forget Tubularsock even brought this up and take this blog you have in front of you and slip it into Jared’s private emails he has been using to correspond to White House staff a-la-Hillary!

Tubularsock feels so much better. GO KOREA! RAH!

But it’s not even the real problem. The real problem is that Michael Flynn, Jared Kushner, Stephen Bannon met with Saudi King Abdullah in secret, according to recently released documents, to discuss high-stake contracts to sell nuclear technology to Saudi Arabia. This discussion had to do with their personal business interest. Not government business.

As one nuclear expert put it, selling nuclear technology to Saudi Arabia is like selling “a nuclear weapons starter kit”.

“Any proposal to introduce dozens of nuclear reactors to the Middle East, particularly Saudi Arabia, raises many proliferation red flags . . . The Saudis do not need nuclear power and them gaining access could lead to dangerous consequences down the road.”
(Daryl Kimball, Arms Control Association ….. BuzzFeed)

But that didn’t seem to bother Flynn, Kushner, and Bannon! You know they worked for Trump, The Art of the Deal!

Now Tubularsock wants to be fair here. It isn’t just Trump business, remember who helped to introduce nuclear technology to Iraq ……. Dick Cheney and Halliburton.

And funny fact ……. Cheney did it EVEN THOUGH it was against the law OF THE UNITED STATES to sell nuclear technology to Iraq! Another The Art of the Deal!

You see, there is making money and there is protecting the country. When it is making money THEY are all over it!

When it comes to protecting the country (their business interests) YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS ARE SENT TO DO THAT JOB!

AND WHAT IS STILL AMAZING TO TUBULARSOCK: YOU CONTINUE TO WAVE THE FUCKING FLAG AS THEY HELP KILL YOUR CHILDREN FOR THEIR PROFIT!

JUST HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU AMERICA ……….

 

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LET’S WAR SOME MORE!

Well thank the Gods that THAT’S OVER!

Another 9/11 has hit the history dust bin again and we are still in the dark over just which Saudi and Carlyle Group investment scheme helped to do it.

 

But hell that is water under the bridge so really who cares anyway. Everybody is dead and buried and what in the fuck do they want, they all got a gillion dollar memorial and tourist book store!

We’ve got bigger fish to fry!

And by golly we’ll poke somebody with a stick hard enough to have them attack say like a rowboat floating next to the USS BULLSHIT and we’ll have that UNIFYING WAR each president starts to rally the citizen behind the president. NO MATTER HOW FUCKING STUPID HE HAPPENS TO BE!

And before you anal retentive Trumpites get all pushed out of shape over the above sentence, well it refers to Baby Shrub and the gaggle of assholes that occupied his administration.

Not that Orange Tweet isn’t attempting to corner the market on “STUPID” but Shrub beat him to it on this subject.

And it is true that once the “General” took over as “Chief of Staff” Orange Tweet is learning to bend over for the neocons so ALL IS GOOD in dip-shit-land.

So will it be North Korea? Russia? China? Nope, everyone is tried of hearing about them already. Boring!

 

 

No we have to have another Grenada! You remember 1983 and the proposed THREAT TO THE UNITED STATES by the Caribbean Island of Grenada, right?

Parkinson-riddled-brain-dead-Ronald-Reagan sent in 10,000 American troops to protect the U.S. against several hundred lightly armed policemen and Cuban construction workers.

The U.S. military lost 19 and incurred 116 injuries during the eight day “war” but peace came at last and Paul Scoon was reinstated as the Governor-General of Grenada who represented the monarch, Queen Elizabeth II.

And of course the American public supported the invasion even though it was a flagrant violation of international law. Because the United States is a government of laws not of men. Or so the story is told. Go figure that out.

BUT WE WON! And this was our “brave?” military’s first operation conducted after our Grand War with Vietnam which we LOST at pretty much ever criteria one could list.
So you can see how important the War With Grenada (WWG) was then. We really are winners, no really we are, and our military will kill unarmed men, women and children in any number to prove it!

So presently we have an entire 5 sided building filled with dedicated workers finding just the “right” place to attack next in the name of freedom.

Hell we need a win!

 

 

Capitalism’s Contribution: looting, lying, and acting obscene

© 2017 Dan Stevenson III

the die is cast
the money on the table
some people may die
is it really that bad
just look at the profit
it’s ours ‘cuz we’re able

it’s only good business
it’s just what we do
if they’re in the way
what are we spoze to do
if we don’t take advantage
we’re all going to lose

it’s there for the taking
the law’s on our side
we made it that way
the game being played
it’s really their fault
if they don’t step aside

sure we’ll help their children
we’ll put them in camps
we’ll do what we can
you must understand
it’s best that you see
we have a smart stance

we’ve done this forever
our heritage, you know
it’s way too important
to just let it go
so call in security
to protect what is so

it is our right
our history complete
we don’t mind doing
what has to be done
until the next time
with a butt of a gun

the damage we do
to land, water, and air
is not of concern or
cause for despair
we donate most heavily
for orphan repair

the profit which is
the ultimate treasure
can be used to buy
all in good measure
the next exploitation
to protect this great nation

sure some have to die
for others to live
but really we’ve found
it’s just like it is
not one thing to worry
or even forgive

so stack up that money
and oxygen tanks
so we can survive
as others all die
‘cause we got the talent
when the earth’s out of balance

yet some keep on yelling
it’s too late to correct
but what do they know
with no portfolio
our investment appreciates
the longer we go

it’s called progress you sillies
you don’t even know that
if you don’t risk
you’re just scaredy-cats
so count yourselves in
all the way to the end

so come on no worries
for what we do know
is dow jones is up
we’ve got money to burn
at least just enough
to cover the earth’s very last turn!

 

JEFF SESSIONS THE DEVIL YOU SAY!

Well it looks like the “devil” is knocking on little-prick-jeff-sessions “back door” sort of speak. Tubularsock has always said that those overly pious, God-fearing Christians should NEVER bend over anywhere near Trump!

Well little jeffy did bend over a few times and still would “butt” he may be packing his bags soon.

However, Tubularsock does give credit to little jeffy for recusing himself from the on going Russian investigation as he should have done and did EVEN at the expense of Orange-Tweet’s wrath. Legally as well as ethically it was required so Sessions’ gets a gold star for that!

Yet he is still a little-stale-racist-white-cracker none the less and Tubularsock will be happy to see him go.

But Tubularsock will be glad to bring  jeffy over to the nearest Black Christian LGBT pot smoking party and introduce him to new friends. Hey, Tubularsock doesn’t hold a grudge ……………………….

You know little jeffy will be so much happier taking his dominatrix wife and himself back to Alabama and leave Trump’s cyberbullying. Oh sure he’ll miss it but maybe he’ll just be better off in his home territory and away from the evils of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Hell, Orange-Tweet plays hard ball!

 

 

IS TRUMP CRAZY?

Let’s put it this way, the president, although “not exactly clinically deranged,” is “not altogether stable.”

“Frighteningly he’s that far out of touch with himself. He constantly rationalizes his secret passive-aggressive attacks driven by deep unconscious fears of being attacked himself.”

We should all be alarmed “. . . that sitting in the Oval Office in the White House is “a near-madman at the controls of a nuclear bomb appearing rational on the surface.”

These observation were made by Dr. Andrew G. Hodges, a board-certified psychiatrist in private practice.

And many have agreed about the dangers presented by a top psychiatrist about the President’s, “Destructive rage beyond belief”!

How much more do the American people need to know about the President? ARE YOU SCARED YET?

The President, “. . . has a Narcissistic Personality Disorder. What this means, mostly, is that he has rather desperate insecurities about himself, and compensates by constructing a grandiose self-image. Most of his relationships are either mirroring relationships–people who flatter him and reinforce his grandiosity -or idealized self-objects–people that he himself thinks a lot of, and hence feels flattered by his association” according to Dr. Paul Minot giving the psychiatrist’s point of view.

“The most disturbing aspect about narcissists, however, is their pathological inability to empathize with others, with the exception of those who either mirror them, or whom they idealize”, Dr. Minot continued.

So you can see that the President has issues as many President’s have had in the past.

Even “ . . . John F. Kennedy and Richard M. Nixon—surreptitiously took daily psychiatric medications such as Valium and other anxiety treatments while occupying the Oval Office. Another—Lyndon B. Johnson—was so emotionally erratic that his top aides consulted psychiatrists and confronted the first lady about his behavior.” (Politico Magazine 1/4/17)

So as much as Donald Trump might be crazy as hell he has fallen in with a long line of bat-shit-crazy dudes. In Tubularsock’s view you have to be “crazy” even to want the job and then once you get it that just solidifies the madness!

You see, mental illness and asylums go together very well. And mental illness and the White House goes together very well because the White House IS an asylum. That is why there are guards around it.

TO KEEP THEM IN. A little known secret that Tubularsock is passing on to you.

And now for the big surprise. As you know, Tubularsock doesn’t have a very high opinion of Orange-Tweet and Tubularsock believes that Orange-Tweet IS fucking nuts BUT ……….

The two opening divided statements above are descriptions by psychiatrists about Obummer and Baby Shrub respectively.

So what’s new?

 

 

 

NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS: DEPLORABLE!

You may not recall (unless you have been a long time reader of Tubularsock) but back in July of 2014 Tubularsock, President Obama’s Secretary of the Inferior was reported MISSING and besides the many conspiracy theories and the reported missing Air Force One that was possibly sited at a Dairy Queen in DelRio, Texas later, there was little follow up and the story disappeared from the news cycles.
( see: https://tubularsock.com/2014/07/02/news-before-it-happens-the-secretary-of-the-inferior-missing/)

Well interesting enough the Tubularsock News Team has just received some interesting evidence that there may be some LINK between President Donald Trump’s very close advisor and confident, Tubularsock – Secretary of the Deplorables!

THIS IS A BREAKING NEWS STORY SO THE ALTERNATIVE FACTS CHANGE RAPIDLY!

As was done back on July 2, 2014 again the crack Tubularsock News Team has turned its investigative journalism over to the tabloid The New York Toast in order to not be accused of conflict of interest.

To keep this all in it’s historical perspective the cover of the The New York Toast of that period is presented so you may be able to compare and contrast and find any clues that will help to sort out this sorted affair. YOU, as a citizen, may be able to see what to date the “experts” have been unable to see.

Recently some have noticed that President Trump has been spending an inordinate amount of time with his Secretary of the Deplorables.

 

 

“There appears to be some indication that President Trump has decided to retain Tubularsock, Secretary of the Deplorables for a new position”, according to a White House staff member who wasn’t authorized to publicly discuss private policy considerations and spoke on condition of anonymity.

 

 

THIS IS STILL A BREAKING NEWS STORY, THAT IS OBVIOUS!

SO STAY TUNED FOR RAPIDLY CHANGING ALTERNATIVE FACTS DEPENDING WHICH WAY THE WIND BLOWS.

 

TUBE’S SESSIONS IN SESSIONS

OK! Tubularsock will admit this right up front. Jeff Sessions reminds Tubularsock of a child molester and then again when he is with his wife …. dominatrix comes to mind!

Now, of course, that is not to say that they have anything to do with either but that is what comes to Tubularsock’s mind when he see them. And some have said that “Tubularsock has some fucked up mind” and Tubularsock won’t argue that but that is what comes to some people’s minds which puts them into the same conjecture mentality as Tubularsock.

But, besides “MARY, BEAT ME BEAT ME”, what is it having Congress create a committee to investigate much of anything when they themselves conduct compromised lives? Because as can be shown, 98% of Congressional Committees waste a huge amount of time and money and produce, well NOT EVEN GOOD TV!

In fact, why not just let the lobbyists, that write up the legislation, just do a night shift and do committee work as well. Seriously, Congress is only in session (depending on the year and the chamber) around 170 days a year. This could be a part time gig for some ambitious lobbyist. And just think how better it would all work due to the Holy Grail of the “free market system”! Outsource Congress, maybe to Russia. Shit, save a lot of time!

If there is ever ANYTHING that the public should know then they call for a closed door session because of NATIONAL SECURITY! Which means that our enemies already know, and the Congressional Committees knows, and the White House knows BUT THE PUBLIC DOESN’T! And then the citizen still really believes that the people in a democracy are the government? Clears that fantasy up, now doesn’t it!

So what really just happened:

Combine the $17,444.00 for salaries of the 16 members of the Senate Intelligence Committee for the “day” and the salary of Attorney General Jeff Sessions for the “day” to sit and talk about absolutely NOTHING of any value to anyone. That is almost $3000.00 an hour!

Now that is just the cost for the primary members of the charade. That does not cover the cost for all of the aides necessary around each member to carry their pencils. Or the cost of the space and the janitorial services necessary to clean up after these assholes!

Plus all the other perks these fuckers get to do nothing of value.

DO YOU KNOW anything more than you did before they started? Of course that is if you took the time to watch it. But why would you. It is best to wait and let the talking heads on your TV make believe that some drama had occurred. NOTHING HAPPENED! Never does.

Senate “Intelligence” Committee Chairman Richard Burr (R-N.C.) left and Vice Chairman Mark R. Warner (D-Va.)

And let’s for the fun of it say we found out that they (whoever that is) DID IT (whatever that was) would anyone be held accountable. THE ANSWER IS NO! Oh sure, maybe some janitor who happened to leak something …… he’d get life!

WHAT A DISH OF HORSE SHIT! Would you care for mustard with that?

But of course this WASN’T a Blue Ribbon Committee. Now those cost more, last longer, and cover their finding in book binding. AND THEY substantiate the fabrication of the narrative THEY want you to believe.

Take for example the Warren Commission Report or even worse the Report On 9/11 both are worthless and off track from what actually happened. BUT THEY ARE VERY COMFORTING TO KEEP THE LIE ALIVE.