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TAnon Exposed! ….. Marjorie Taylor Greene

As many of you know, QAnon is an anonymous cryptic poster on online message boards and goes by “Q”.
“Q” has been a big success on social media and fringe right-wing media.
On the other hand TAnon is not as well known but it is just a matter of time. Some believe that Tubularsock has something to do with TAnon but others think not.
Of course, others don’t think at all. That’s America for ya’!
One does have to marvel at the tenacity of Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA).
Marjorie is a bigoted, anti-Semitic, Gun totin’, Bible packin’, conspiracist. But hell everyone needs a hobby!
Tubularsock is beginning to LOVE Greene’s mind. Amazing really.
Let Tubularsock go with the plausible first.
You do realize that there IS NO CLEAR EVIDENCE to date that an airplane rammed into the Pentagon on 9/11, right?

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=plane+in+pentagon+proof&docid=608013390924090110&mid=C7C592E1463E99E23867C7C592E1463E99E23867&view=detail&FORM=VIRE

So, Marjorie is not too far off the mark on the 9/11 statement. At least according to the fact that little actual evidence backs up the “accepted-story”.
The FBI released photo evidence of plane debris at the Pentagon but that is only as good as your trust in the FBI. And it shows a very limited amount of what was left at the scene.
And then there is Marjorie’s agreement with a fellow Facebook follower that “911 was done by our own Gov.”
Well Tubularsock has always contended that:

If you go back and review the period just before the attack and see just what the Government knew and what was decided to do about it ……. does makes one wonder.
But it did set up the Iraq War even though Iraq had nothing to do with it.
Saudi Arabia DID! So we attacked Afghanistan and then Iraq?
Now stop and figure THAT out. Looks like 9/11 was just a little too convenient. Hmmm.
So Tubularsock chalks up another PLUS for Marjorie’s 9/11 views.
Top that off that Tubularsock has proof that Dick Cheney is “a Lizzie” and even Marjorie doesn’t believe that! So Tubularsock is right in there with TAnon.
Now Marjorie, has so many great conspiracy theories that Tubularsock is just going to discuss Tubularsock’s favorites.
And the best one of all time EVER is Marjorie’s belief that a senior official at “Rothschild Inc, international investment banking firm,” among others, were involved in using a beam from “space solar generators” to start the 2018 Camp Fire in California.
There seems to be no expressed motive for WHY they did this but why should that stop a great theory?
Now come on, THAT IS A GREAT THEORY, you have to admit. And blaming it on the Jews is just perfect! What better group to blame.
Jews have always been the best fall-guys for damn near every evil.
Of course, it could never be a Christian but a Muslim could fit the bill if necessary.
What impressed Tubularsock was that the Rothschild’s represent ALL JEWS IN THE WORLD. So if Rothschild, Inc did do it then that would mean all Jews? Interesting to say the least. But Jewish groups have criticized Greene for the anti-Semitism in her conspiracy theory. “Oy Vey, such a deal!”
But as great as the outer space beams happen to be Marjorie endorsed another conspiracy theory that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was videotaped murdering a child during a satanic ritual.
Now Tubularsock can’t say that Hillary isn’t up to the task after living with Bill with Epstein and the Island and all that but once it moved to what became known as “Frazzledrip” where Hillary Clinton and former aide Huma Abedin sexually assaulted a child, filleted her face, wore her face like a mask, and then drank her blood as part of a satanic ritual, well THAT is where Tubularsock jumps ship.
QAnon promoted this theory and Marjorie bought into it but the best that TAnon can come up with in Tubularsock’s research is that Hillary does like pizza!
Now Tubularsock was able to get Marjorie to holster her gun long enough to discover that she believed that the Sandy Hook and Parkland school shootings were “false flag” operations and that the 2017 Las Vegas shooting massacre were all just set ups for getting passage of gun control measures.

 

No really! We just don’t have crazy-mad individuals running about shooting people. We have Clinton, Bush, Obummer, Dump and the entire military industrial complex running all over the world killing and killing and killing but no one seems to notice. Go figure!
And they are calling Marjorie a “nut”?
And then in January 2019, Greene “liked” a comment that said “a bullet to the head would be quicker” to remove House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
Well, yes it is true. Tubularsock can’t agree that it isn’t logical and Marjorie just “liked” the comment she didn’t make the comment!
The sad part of a bullet to the head is that it may not even affect her one way or the other. For the longest time Tubularsock has believed Nancy hasn’t had a functioning brain anyways and it is only the plastic surgery that keeps her from falling over.
Ok, ok it may be the ice cream …………
Now all in all Tubularsock does believe that Marjorie has some issues and now that she has been removed from all committees in the House she will have a lot more free time
on her hands to come up with even more outlandish conspiracy theories and Tubularsock is most interested in reaching out and assisting her.
So Marjorie, seek out TAnon for all the up to the minute conspiracy theories and remember that, “A CONSPIRACY THEORY IS ONLY A THEORY UNTIL PROVEN TRUE”!

 

AND WHATEVER YOU DO:

A PARTING WORD, MR. TRUMP.

 

Now with all the things Tubularsock has said about Donald Trump, which have all been easily true because he has been such an open target, the real bottom line is that he only destructively achieved many of his aims because those around him were such weak and pathetic individuals.

And those pathetic hanger-oners are sad characters indeed and so low down in character that even the low hanging fruit fell on them.

The list just is so long that Tubularsock hasn’t time to list them. The list is immense.

But one person (and Tubularsock uses “person” here hesitantly) is Mike Pence.

Talk about scary …….. THAT is Mike Pence.

Tubularsock is wayyyyyy happier seeing the hopeful end to that evil-little-albino-scum-bag and his sidekick MOTHER than Trump’s removal.

Mike and MOTHER give Christianity a BAD name which fits rather well with the greater general Christian movement who glorify HYPOCRISY as their major foundation stone of their faith.

Even Jesus says and Tubularsock quotes, “Those Christian fucks just ain’t fucking woke!” Amen. (Daniel 12:1)

Now Tubularsock knows that there are many Christians who respect Mike and Mother but there are many Christians that have gonorrhea which just goes to show you that one gets out what one puts in. (Tubularsock realizes it will take some time to grapple with this realization. Your comments are welcome.)

And not to be shy about gonorrhea there was also Sarah Huckabee Sanders the overly-plump-lying-little-bitch that was The Orange Wonder’s press secretary for longer than anyone. Shows how the job fit here so well. But lying everyday puts on weight which shows over the time period as Sanders as well as Trump gained weight.

Sarah is a Baptist which for Tubularsock is the last step before hell. Down you go brothers and sisters.

And of course there’s Rudy. Speaking of the bottom of the fucking barrel of ANYTHING alive and decent. We have watched a man self destruct in front of our very eyes. Imagine Hollywood coming up with anything as pathetically scary than Rudy.

If he wasn’t so funny it would be sad to see a somewhat living creature go through so much degradation in a Presidential cycle than pathetic Rudy.

 

Now sure there is Ivanka. And the brains behind her, Jared. A guy who has the ability to attempt to tie his loafers’ shoe strings which don’t have shoe strings.

But if anyone could do this, it is Jared.

As Ron Reagan Jr. so aptly summed up the two of them, “Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are grifters in the White House”.

Tubularsock has no argument there!

But one could not say a solid goodbye to the Orange Bloated Dufus without taking a final look at the Plastic Filled Women who sometimes held hands with the small handed President and stood with her erect body (the only erect thing in the family) to the right of his chair while he signed his twitter feeds.

Melania, Tubularsock really can’t say that you’ll be missed.

You had your anchor baby and with chain migration got your parents citizenship.
You have made a wonderful extended family sacrifice.

Many immigrants haven’t been as lucky.

Just curious, Stormy beat “daddy-trump” with a folded magazine did you use rolled up citizenship forms and a birth certificate? Just wondering.

And how could Tubularsock almost forget Donnie’s Double-Dufus sons. You know, the two you failed to abort at birth. They openly disprove any thought of a gene-pool worth preserving.

These two dumb-shits take after their old man but retained their natural color.

Saturday-Night Live have depicted Donald Jr. and Eric so perfectly that Tubularsock defers to their perfect caricature of the two. Enjoy.

Oh sure, there are so many more but alas the time is near.

All this really to say that Tubularsock will miss you Donnie.

Old Joe Buydone is so pathetic as an adversary. By the time Tubularsock finishes a full sentence, sleep overcomes Tubularsock’s efforts.

The same, Tubularsock feels, will be the result on the America people ….. sleep, sleep, sleep ……. perchance to dream?

NO. Look at the upcoming cabinet folks …….. the same corporate ass holes that lead us as a nation from Fucking Obummer and Sleepy Joe Buydone to Fucking Dump.

 

Tubularsock just can’t wait ‘till 2024. Hopefully we’ll all be saved by World War Three!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AMERICAN ELECTIONS: OUT OF THE CLOSET

 

Tubularsock has a very good solid friend that is like one of those “God-people” and there is no question that if one looks for “credentials” this friend has studied many spiritual systems in depth, and has noticed—and conveyed to Tubularsock, the observation of many sages that “Everything is God”.

“All is working together for the ultimate good—no matter how it appears at a given moment”.

Now to lay this on Tubularsock’s God given cynicism is a lot to take in but Tubularsock is willing to go along for the ride and see what “spiritual” insights that may appear.

So lets see if we can get “Out of the Closet”!
“DEMOCRACY must be saved” is a bull shit talking point the Democrap’s have attempted to use against Plump-Donald.  Obummer and Wasserman Schultz REMOVED Bernie Sanders in 2020 and 2016 respectively from a chance at the Presidency by pulling the rug out from under him. You know one of those democratic moves Obummer speaks so highly about. That is an example of Democracy at work? Right?

Drump’s holding a stranglehold on the Republican’ts? Is that any different than Obummer holding a stranglehold on the Democrap’s when with a phone call he bargained Pete Buttigieg, Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar all to jump ship on Bernie when Obummer gave the word. Democracy? Sure it is ………….

The “system” is being exposed by Trump—and for anyone who cares to look at the Democrap’s ACTUAL actions they fair no better.

Obama, Clinton, Biden —scoundrels dressed up in their Sunday go-to-meetin’ suits—fooling the people with their “smooth-sly bull shit” acts.

Trump doesn’t have a Sunday go-to-meetin’ suit, yet his ability to rawly expose the system run by scoundrels of his own making as he speaks of “cleaning-the-swamp” is equally impressive!

Both sides of the fence—Democraps and Republican’ts are completely corrupt but The Dump has thrown a monkey wrench into the mix and exposes the corruption right out in the open AND NOBODY STOPS HIM FROM DOING IT. Ahh, the first dictum: Law and Order, out the window! To make that work SOMEBODY has to say NO!

IF you don’t think that fucking Nancy Pelosi with her fucking $24,000.00 refrigerator filled with fucking custom ice cream and her fucking husband doing insider trading isn’t corruption and on top of it totally DISCONNECTED from the “people” she should be representing, then you haven’t caught up to the system as it is in reality.

Now Nancy does represent very well, as a corporate whore is paid to do, the REAL people she does the bidding for BUT IT AIN’T YOU SUCKER!

But as Nancy plays the Ice Cream Game and ACTS like she is a real living person (HA!), Donald rushes about in his golf togs calling “Make America Great”, the phrase he stole from Ronald Reagan, having no interest in doing that but settling rather on ME, ME, ME!

Even Bernie can’t be excluded. He has a blind spot that still believes in the system.
And that belief caught him off guard two times and you’ll see him climb on his horse again believing that the likes of Senile OLD JOE and CORPORATE WHORE KAMILA will listen to “progressive voices” for change. Dumb move!

Bernie still hasn’t gotten, after all these years, that the only way for so called progressives to win over the rotten core of the American political sewerage (aka, the Democraps and the Republican’ts) is to roll in Tanks and blow them to pieces.

Hell, when it’s finished ……… call it Democracy!

 

But alas, As Tubularsock’s “God-person” said, “All is working together for the ultimate good—no matter how it appears at a given moment”. REMEMBER?

And that is best summed up by Bradley Blankenship, a Prague-based American journalist, political analyst and freelance reporter, when he wrote:

“Trump may have accelerated Washington’s downward trajectory by embarrassing the US on the world stage and self-imploding the US economy over a mismanaged Covid-19 response, but most understand that this is reflective of the US itself and not just Trump alone. After all, a country that could actually produce a Trump presidency and then follow that up with a very obviously mentally deteriorating 77-year-old (soon to be 78!) is unfit to be the world’s foremost power. It is also merely a fact of history that empires don’t last forever.”

Amen Brothers and Sisters!

And the best Tubularsock can come up with in Tubularsock’s Cynical Spiritual Quest is
that It may be time for the American Society to stop and focus on some self-reflection!

Scary, right?

BECAUSE TO DATE WE ARE ONE FUCKED UP SOCIETY!

 

HALLOWEEN, NOVEMBER 3rd THIS YEAR!

Most people in the United States are petrified this year not because of Halloween the 31st but because of Halloween the 3rd.

And how could Tubularsock blame them.

Halloween on the 3rd of November is waaaaaay scarier than the traditional Halloween of ghosts and goblins. Either way you go you move closer to the grave!

 

The November 3rd Halloween has the ghosts of the past which have filled our news feeds with the likes of Hunter Biden and the Dump’s former China ambassador’s son, Eric Branstad as well as enough goblins to fill the Federal Reserve and the Supreme Court as well.

No, the scary part for Tubularsock is that the American public are STILL not aware that they DON’T live in a Democracy. They still don’t get it.

Ok. Let Tubularsock try this as an awakening salvo across the brow of your eighth grade civics teacher, YOU LIED TO ALL OF US!

You see, the Founding FATHERS (remember women of the time were considered more chattel than people) were afraid of the “uneducated masses” so they put “safeguards” into the Constitution like the Electoral College.

The Electoral College forms every four years for the sole purpose of electing the president and vice president of the United States.

That is why a person can win the popular vote (you know, democracy) but LOSE the Electoral College vote (you know, dictatorship).

If Russia or China had an electrical college can’t you just hear the gasps of dictatorial control over THEIR elections from the lips of those “Western Democracy” who pride themselves as being “democratic”?

Russia and China really don’t need an electrical college because the choice is made for them with only one choice.

Really, much like ours. Only we get two choices but only ONE POLICY.

It’s a fixed system but the belief propaganda serves up is such that the individuals are different but the trick is that THE POLICY IS THE SAME! And has been for years so most don’t really understand the screwing that is really being dished out! A BLUE PLATE SPECIAL! BUT DISCOUNTED WITH A COVID SAUCE!

 

That process gave us The Orange Dump. And as much as Tubularsock dislikes The Dump, Bitch Hillary would have been worse, only hidden. Don’t get Tubularsock started!

The Orange Dump is just OUT THERE about shit and yes he’s down right scary but he jumps out at you. You see he’s a nut!

 

Fuckless Joe is as scary but his actions are in the shadows like Obummer and the rest of the creepy political class. They “nice-talk” you to death and still fuck you over!

Have you noticed that Neither of these jack-offs have A REAL PLAN for the future.

NONE!

“Come on man”, The Victrola is a great record playing machine! (Biden)

“Covid has turned the corner”. (Trump)

It just shows their ability to not look at reality. Where in the fuck are they.

 

 

 

But far more important where are YOU?

If every time you are offered up shit AND YOU EAT IT you’ll just get more.

Revolutions come when the citizens STOP eating shit!

But alas, YOUR SHIT tastes better than THEIR SHIT and so it goes.

We currently have NO LEADERSHIP but plenty of LEADERSHIT! And it is bedlam that rules the day!

With this kind of leadershit, Hunter or Don Jr. are going to be wealthy indeed!

BUT DON’T FEAR.

The Fat Lady hasn’t sung yet. Remember that The Fat Lady often takes the long way home.

And just to be on the safe side, Tubularsock has provided The Fat Lady with several Molotov Cocktails.

And sure enough, at the moment we are both rather wasted!

Here’s to ya’!

 

 

 

 

 

 

KAMALA HARRIS: THE BUS STOPS HERE!

 

Now isn’t America Great?

One moment you’re a little black girl being bused to a white school and the big old evil white man is attempting to stop the little girl and in the process praising segregationists.

And the next minute the big old evil white man is surrounded by Black children on a playground pronouncing that, “I love little children sitting on my lap”.

AND BAM ……… Kamala Harris becomes Joe Biden’s VP pick.

Gag Tubularsock with a spoon …………..

But hell it fits ……… A white guy who discouraged busing and passionately passing a crime bill that put more Blacks in jail than ever before and a mixed Black-Jamaican/Asian-Indian who helped put a huge numbers of Blacks into jail in California as well as working in court to uphold California’s death penalty, despite her personal opposition, and for her threats to jail parents of chronically truant schoolchildren.

Guess Black Lives Don’t Matter after all.

Anyway, does it matter?

There is no surprise here. The writing was on the wall the entire time. Kamala was able to turn, twist and sell out the few principled beliefs she held to be picked by the no principled doddering old white dude. The corrupt Corporate Democraps stand firm and are prepared to fuck over the working class in the name of …. “we are better fuckers than the corrupt Republican’ts”!

The bottom line YOU lose!

But not all is lost.

Looking for the silver lining?

Stay tuned ……… Remember, the fat lady STILL hasn’t sung yet!

HALT! HALT!, ZEIG HEIL!

 

WHEN THE OBVIOUS SPEAKS,

IT MUST BE SAID!

 

 

 

OH JUST HAVE FAITH

 

Why is it that EVERY TIME Tubularsock hears “their president” speak, Tubularsock has to wash his hands for at least a minute and a half with scalding hot water and organic soap followed by drinking a least a half cup of bleach just to kill the germs spewed from Dumps mouth over the air waves? Can’t imagine if 5G was added to that!

Could be that Tubularsock is over reacting but Tubularsock HAS to do it.

Now the hand washing is new but the bleach is a bit of a come down for Tubularsock’s regular double neat shot of Wild Turkey Rare Bird. But hell, one has to disinfect these days!

Now Dump’s speech tonight didn’t exactly relax Tubularsock. The only thing that was for sure was that he had to read what he was saying because the Trumpturd didn’t even understand what he was blabbing on about, in truth.

The best part, which made Tubularsock laugh aloud, was where Trumpturd said that “WE” should not politicize this pandemic and all work together. Ahhh, what self reflection personified!

Now Tubularsock is not a big believer in disease in general. From Tubularsock’s point of view ALL disease is driven from one’s emotional state first. Clean up your own consciousness and one is on the way to true health.

And this concept is difficult to hold and work individually because the society we live in is entirely dysfunctional. Most people believe that “doctors know”!

The only thing that Doctors know is the time they are teeing off for their next golf game!

No. You have to be connected to yourself in order to maintain and improve your health.

It is, like everything else, an INSIDE JOB! But we have been propagandized to believe that “someone else knows better” than you. Whether it’s mother or father or teacher or pastor or friend.

NO! YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR OWN AWAKENING!

And the way this world is going ………. you fucking better hurry the fuck up!

But don’t worry because TUBULARSOCK has the answer for you.

Send a crisp Franklin to SaintTube to be blessed and Tubularsock will see that it is blessed and sent right back to you in the afternoon mail.

Oh, just have faith ……. amen.

 

TRUMP IS A RACIST: WHO’S HE KIDDING

 

OK. “I don’t have a Racist bone in my body!” Trump exclaimed on Twitter.

Well Tubularsock does believe there is something to Donnie’s statement.

A TURD doesn’t have bones!

So of course, shit for brains also has another problem because Dump is brainless as well.

But the “press” is doing everything they can to “be fair” in their coverage of a President of the United States who IS a blatant RACIST!

 

 

But everyone KNOWS that all this Trump-The-Turd-Shit is just diversion to focus people’s minds away from what the Dump is doing to OUR country.

The destruction of environmental laws and policies that protect citizens from water and air pollution. The lack of these protections will affect people’s long term health!

Children being separated from their parents AND THEN becoming “lost” in the system!
What kind of totally SICK individuals would do this? Well, someone like the pervert Stephen Miller who is a total sicko and hope to God neutered to protect us from any more of his kind to exist!

Shows how having a crustacean “mother” that did not breast feed causes long term effects to some retarded spawned children like Stevey. Fucking little creep!

Goebbels’ rhetoric against the Jews prior to WWII are lock and step with Miller’s and Trump’s rhetoric against the immigrants attempting to enter from Mexico.

In order to justify a policy which is based on race, religion or exclusion they’ve decided to vilify people who are asking for asylum, by accusing them all of being criminals, rapists, gang members and murderers.
And of all things Miller is an American Jew who helped to create the concentration camps on the Southern boarder and says HE was “offended” by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez referring to them as such.

Only a fucking Nazi Jew would create these concentration camps and child separation and then rant about being “offended”! Is that rich with hypocrisy or what?

But what really takes the cake for Tubularsock is Trump’s Snake Story!

Remember?

He used it on his 2016 campaign trail when discussing immigration.

But in TRUTH it really applied to what has happened to the U.S. not because of immigrants but by Dump winning the Presidency!

And it goes like this, “A snake begs a woman to take him into her home, and then when he bites her and she expresses her shock, he says, “You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in.”

But Tubularsock knew the ending of that story when Tubularsock first saw the FAT OLD ORANGE CON MAN!

It’s the citizen’s of the U.S. that have been bitten and the venom is lethal for democracy!

And it has come true. TIME TO CHANGE THE STORY LINE, FOLKS!

 

 

 

 

MELANIA TRUMP GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!

 

Tubularsock loves the Fat-Assed-OrangeTweet’s total and complete stupidity on most subjects but when it comes back to “go back where you came from” well, PURE GOLD.

Donald’s mother, an immigrant from Scotland, immigrated to the U.S. when she was 17.

She was reported to have been acutely embarrassed by the antics of her fourth child (dumb shit) during the 1990s when his failing marriage and business were the subject of intense tabloid scrutiny.

Dump’s father, Fred, was born of German immigrant parents in the U.S.

Fred Trump was clearly a racist and was charged in a civil rights case in 1975 because he “. . . refused to rent to black home-seekers as well as instructing a rental agent not to rent to blacks and to encourage existing black tenants to leave.”

So it is very possible that Donnie just took after his sleazy racist father, Fred. And may have even created the old saying that if a rotten apple falls in a forest and no was is there to hear it fall does that only mean that the racism is closeted? Ok, enough philosophy for now.

Which brings all this racists immigrant business to its logical conclusion.

 

Melania Trump Needs To Go Back Where She Came From!

You see, Melania is NOT A REAL AMERICAN and nor are her parents who just recently became American Citizens by being part of that CHAIN MIGRATION trick that immigrants use to get their entire family into the United States.

MELANIA AND HER PARENTS ARE AMERICANS ON PAPER ONLY!

They are slimy immigrants from the Yugoslav republic of Slovenia THAT is where ALL the murders, rapists and child molesters come from!

So in order to protect our children WE MUST DEMAND that MELANIA and her kind go back where they came from ………. RIGHT NOW!

 

 

Now one odd news flash you may have missed about all of this is that Melania was picked up by ICE while she exited her limo and was arrested and placed in a holding cell because ICE, being just a cheap and stupid rendition of the Nazi Gestapo, mistook Melania’s accent to be Spanish and the rest is history.

Tubularsock was able to get an ACTUAL PHOTO of the situation below.

 

It is said that even though Melania has been caught up in her RACIST HUSBAND’S actions she has found a REAL MAN with gigantic hands and is taking the option of leaving the U.S. to “return” to Guatemala. OH FREEDOM!

 

Now it is possible that the above NEWS FLASH is bordering on the fact that it is a developing news flash and some details will be updated in time. Three sources with direct knowledge were unauthorized to speak on the record but Tubularsock was able to pass this information to you quoting sources close to the secretary of state.

Stay tuned.

(This reminder was paid for by the Tubularsock Committee On The Obvious)

 

Now here is the real deal going down and it has been repeated time and again.

NOTHING HAS CHANGED! Donnie has captured the news cycle and created all the “drama” toward HIM.

His political rallies now have the new cheer “send them back” and the news media is endlessly discussing what everyone already knows, DONALD IS A RACIST! SO?

We also KNOW that the United States is a racist country and has been all along …… except in our history books.

So as the government is sending their Gestapo Stooges out into the community to harass and arrest people in their homes, as the government continues to create and operate concentration camps along the border, as the government continues to militarize the cops,The Congress and the MSM are arguing over the term RACISM!

OH PLEASE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TUBULARSOCK’S ODE TO
“AN EXTREMELY STABLE GENIUS”

 

I know you must be kidding
I know it can’t be so
I don’t even think it’s funny
Like a looney-toony show
It is rather sad and disruptive
For one to have to know
As if the swamp has risen
And gummed up all the flow
I stand in waders to my chest
Knowing I just must go
And yet my feet are planted
That’s why I’m being slow
The economy is booming
If you believe what you’ve been told
Don’t pay attention to the stores
as they stand in line to fold
And the job rate is as high as it has ever been
But working three jobs to cover one has got to be a sin
And with all the farmers put on welfare to cover tariff loss
With foreclosures and suicides that’s pretty heavy gloss
Oh did I mention factory job loss and infrastructure troubles
Not to worry, not to worry just stay inside your bubble
But hell, our wars are working really fine with record profits made
And if we add a couple more we can cover up the shade
And rest assured with all of this that I have shared between us
NEVER WILL IT BE SOLVED, BY OUR …… “extremely stable genius”!