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BARACK OBAMA: THE LIE THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!

 

Tubularsock has NEVER liked or trusted Obama.

As many of Tubularsock’ friends were taken in by Obama’s finesse, charm, and intellect ….. Tubularsock was not.

At the outset, Tubularsock FELT something was just wrong with him and his “slick-Willie” ways.

The way he oozed into the National political scene. Who was behind that?

Going back to his eloquent 2004 Democratic Party Convention speech, which Tubularsock felt was excellent on the “outside” BUT something very deeply was JUST WRONG!

Maybe it was living in a very diverse and multicultural city that made Tubularsock more sensitive to “jive”. Maybe it was just Tubularsock’s deep cynical belief that even it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, and it waddles like a duck it just may be still possible that it’s NOT a duck.

Whatever it was …….. there was something just not right.

 

And time has been on Tubularsock’s side …….. that boy’s a scammer!

 

Now the Barack news that has just come to light is that Obama has been, behind the scene, working to hinder Bernie Sander’s unlikely nomination at the Democratic National Convention if for some terrible reason, like popularity, it comes to pass!

Just as Hillary last time RIGGED her nomination and cheated Bernie out of a chance in the competition, a fact that still has been “white” washed in the public sphere but only goes to show you that Trump’s corruption is systemic and the Clinton’s and Obama are cut from the same cloth!

Obama, according to Politico “ . . . would speak up to stop Bernie Sanders from becoming the party’s nominee should the Vermont senator make significant gains”.

The Democrap’s establishment would rather lose the election to Trump than risk a REAL position of CHANGE for their established system of power. THIS has already been proven by Hillary’s dramatic loss which they allowed rather than backing Sanders in 2016. The Democrap establishment will never support true systemic change which would retool the system to real power to the people.

WHO would benefit from REAL health care, FREE education, and SUPPORT for a living wage?

Not Hillary, her family’s set up.

Not Barack, his family’s set up.
So a rounding FUCK YOU AMERICA by the likes of them.

But where is the surprise?

 

So let’s return to yesteryear and follow the bread crumbs ………..

Barack was a college boy with a desire to change the racial situation in the country by community organizing. And he got into this field at 24 years old and hustled himself into a job in Chicago.

At the time he believed that according to his 1995 memoir, Dreams from
My Father, that “Change won’t come from the top . . . Change will
come from a mobilized grass roots. That’s what I’ll do. I’ll organize black folks. At the grass roots. For change.”

Now it took Barack some time working as a “front-Black” for a all White inner-city agency, the Developing Communities Project (DCP), to get accepted by the Black community.

The DCP was an outreach program of The Calumet Community Religious Conference (CCRC) who’s aim it was to get Black churches on Chicago’s South Side to become “agents of change” for their communities.

Barack’s biggest problem was to get Black ministers to “accept” him as Black and then to accept him as a Black who was representing the leadership of the DCP who had been having trouble being trusted by the Black churches because they were White. And maybe even worse Jewish and Catholic as well!

That combination was something that Black pastors viewed with distrust and suspicion which a Reverend Smalls, from the South Side, put succinctly directly to Obama, “ . . . the last thing we need is to join up with a bunch of white money and Catholic churches and Jewish organizers to solve our problems.”

Some of this attitude was expressed, if you recall, when Obama was running for President in the position of many Blacks when they expressed the racist attitude of whether Obama was “Black Enough”.

But Barack pushed on and discovered from several pastors he dealt with a key ingredient best described as having “. . . a church home” for himself. Without that he was viewed as an outsider. That way he could organize from a more trusted platform.

And by golly, Barack Obama found religion! (Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do, right?)

His pastor of choice was The Reverend Doctor Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. of the Trinity United Church of Christ on the South Side. Over the years Wright became Obama’s mentor as well.

From Obama’s very first political activities he spoke as a “dreamer” but a very
pragmatic-dreamer and would “do what it takes” to win.

The Progressives saw and followed the “BLACK-Dreamer” but missed the pragmatic political hack part of the formula.

Barack will suck up to and work to move his personal agenda and EVEN, at one point, endorsed Richard M. Daley for Chicago Mayor!

You may remember Daley for what he’s known best for and that is machine politics, corruption, and racism and being an all around asshole.

Obama backed Daley which paid off when Obama ran for President because many of Daley’s powerful friends supported his campaign. (You know, you’ve got to bend over sometimes to get ahead and with Obama it’s an art form!)

It is worth your time to really look into Barack Obama’s rise to power. He is NOT the man that the image makers have created. His Presidency was lackluster to say the most and his “true beliefs” are really self serving and lack principle.

Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong. Barack’s political ways have been overlooked by the body politic and been idealized by the jive he spills out so well. But his “Hope and Change” talk were just words to him.

He is not an honorable man. He’s just as despicable as Trump but only a different “color-coated” hue!

But for Tubularsock the decisive moment that brought forward this lack of trust, this “feeling” that Barack wasn’t what he seemed was when the TRUTH was exposed and Barack Obama ran for cover and would not stand up and be counted!

If he would have he would have really brought about that “Hope and Change” instead he cringed and joined the lie.

And by doing that threw the U.S. populous under the bus and joined the facade that unless changed will bring the destruction of the country which is well on the way already.

And Tubularsock is referring to the Jeremiah Wright Controversy.

Obama denounced the statements in question that Jeremiah Wright made in his sermons and later in his media appearances that pertained to terrorist attacks on the United States and government dishonesty.

And when it appeared that a significant amount of shade was being cast on Obama for Wright’s remarks rather than REALLY standing up for Hope and Change, Obama took the cowards path and said that he was “outraged” and “saddened” and then later resigned his membership in the church.

Rather than START the process of educating Americans and lead them toward TRUTH into the new century he ended in a complete compilation to the same old order and thus sealed his name as just another SLAVE of the “system”.

Hope and Change DISGRACEFUL …….. AND SO IS OBAMA.

So what truth should you know that Jeremiah was laying out for all to hear?

Tubularsock will just highlight here because if by this time if you haven’t figured this out you’ll need to enroll into the:

After 9/11, The Reverend Doctor Jeremiah A. Wright said in a sermon,

“ We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and the Pentagon, and we never batted an eye … and now we are indignant, because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought back into our own front yards.

America’s chickens are coming home to roost.”

The very first time Tubularsock heard this it was the first time out of all the news coverage on 9/11 that somebody was telling the historical truth.

Even on the day of 9/11, when Tubularsock got word from a neighbor that these planes had crashed into the twin-towers, Tubularsock’s very first response was, “now what have WE done”. It was an automatic response and then the Gulf of Tonkin came to mind as I rushed to the neighbors house to see what had happened. Tubularsock hasn’t had a TV for over 40 years now …….. Tubularsock gets more reading done!

Really, for a gutsy Obama this could have been a teaching moment for the society he was wishing to lead into Hope and Change BUT HE CHOSE capitulation to the same old lie. Disgraceful and so is Obama!

And Wright continued,

“Violence begets violence. Hatred begets hatred. And terrorism begets terrorism. A white ambassador { U.S. Ambassador Edward Peck} said that, y’all. Not a black militant.

Not a reverend who preaches about racism.

An ambassador whose eyes are wide open and who is trying to get us to wake up and move away from this dangerous precipice upon which we are now poised.

The ambassador said the people that we have wounded don’t have the military capability we have.

But they do have individuals who are willing to die and take thousands with them.

And we need to come to grips with that.”

And like any good preacher he continues with these excerpts from another sermon,

“ [The United States] government lied about their belief that all men were created equal.

The truth is they believed that all white men were created equal. The truth is they did not even believe that white women were created equal, in creation nor civilization.

The government had to pass an amendment to the Constitution to get white women the vote.

Then the government had to pass an equal rights amendment to get equal protection under the law for women.

The government still thinks a woman has no rights over her own body, and between Uncle Clarence who sexually harassed Anita Hill, and a closeted Klan court, that is a throwback to the 19th century, handpicked by Daddy Bush, Ronald Reagan, Gerald Ford, between Clarence and that stacked court, they are about to undo Roe vs. Wade,
just like they are about to un-do affirmative action.

The government lied in its founding documents and the government is still lying today.

Governments lie.

This goes on and is well worth the read because it is ALL TRUE!

Just look up “Confusing God and Government” a sermon by Reverend Jeremiah A. Wright.

And yet, Uncle Tombama said of Wright’s sermons on ABC News, “It’s as if we took the five dumbest things that I’ve ever said or you’ve ever said in our lives and compressed them and put them out there — I think that people’s reaction would, understandably, be upset.”

 

The one thing is appears that the majority of Americans can’t stand is the truth. Tubularsock feels that it makes them feel like “Daddy” isn’t in control so OMG who’s going to protect us!

Critical thinking or even general thinking is not the American’s citizen strong suit by any means.

And there lies the problem!

We as a country have be propagandized to believe that we are the best in the world and we as a country only attempt to do good and spread democracy and all that rubbish.

And when a Jeremiah A. Wright comes along and TELLS THE TRUTH that the empire has no cloths, well people just are too afraid to even consider he may be telling the truth.

So ALWAYS the best defense is to attack the ideas and the messenger rather than looking into the message.

In Wright’s message one doesn’t have to look far. BUT YOU DO HAVE TO LOOK if you want to know just how distorted Obama, Clinton, Bush, Trump happen to be.

They are all cut from the same scam and all we get to watch is how each will perform on the head of a pin.

AND THE PIN? Who is in control of that?

You don’t really think Tubularsock is going to just give it away for free, do you.

A 32lb garbage bag stuffed with Franklin’s placed under the park bench near 2nd and 33rd will go a long way to finding the truth …… Trust Tubularsock on this.

Until then ………………………

 

 

 

MELANIA TRUMP GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!

 

Tubularsock loves the Fat-Assed-OrangeTweet’s total and complete stupidity on most subjects but when it comes back to “go back where you came from” well, PURE GOLD.

Donald’s mother, an immigrant from Scotland, immigrated to the U.S. when she was 17.

She was reported to have been acutely embarrassed by the antics of her fourth child (dumb shit) during the 1990s when his failing marriage and business were the subject of intense tabloid scrutiny.

Dump’s father, Fred, was born of German immigrant parents in the U.S.

Fred Trump was clearly a racist and was charged in a civil rights case in 1975 because he “. . . refused to rent to black home-seekers as well as instructing a rental agent not to rent to blacks and to encourage existing black tenants to leave.”

So it is very possible that Donnie just took after his sleazy racist father, Fred. And may have even created the old saying that if a rotten apple falls in a forest and no was is there to hear it fall does that only mean that the racism is closeted? Ok, enough philosophy for now.

Which brings all this racists immigrant business to its logical conclusion.

 

Melania Trump Needs To Go Back Where She Came From!

You see, Melania is NOT A REAL AMERICAN and nor are her parents who just recently became American Citizens by being part of that CHAIN MIGRATION trick that immigrants use to get their entire family into the United States.

MELANIA AND HER PARENTS ARE AMERICANS ON PAPER ONLY!

They are slimy immigrants from the Yugoslav republic of Slovenia THAT is where ALL the murders, rapists and child molesters come from!

So in order to protect our children WE MUST DEMAND that MELANIA and her kind go back where they came from ………. RIGHT NOW!

 

 

Now one odd news flash you may have missed about all of this is that Melania was picked up by ICE while she exited her limo and was arrested and placed in a holding cell because ICE, being just a cheap and stupid rendition of the Nazi Gestapo, mistook Melania’s accent to be Spanish and the rest is history.

Tubularsock was able to get an ACTUAL PHOTO of the situation below.

 

It is said that even though Melania has been caught up in her RACIST HUSBAND’S actions she has found a REAL MAN with gigantic hands and is taking the option of leaving the U.S. to “return” to Guatemala. OH FREEDOM!

 

Now it is possible that the above NEWS FLASH is bordering on the fact that it is a developing news flash and some details will be updated in time. Three sources with direct knowledge were unauthorized to speak on the record but Tubularsock was able to pass this information to you quoting sources close to the secretary of state.

Stay tuned.

(This reminder was paid for by the Tubularsock Committee On The Obvious)

 

Now here is the real deal going down and it has been repeated time and again.

NOTHING HAS CHANGED! Donnie has captured the news cycle and created all the “drama” toward HIM.

His political rallies now have the new cheer “send them back” and the news media is endlessly discussing what everyone already knows, DONALD IS A RACIST! SO?

We also KNOW that the United States is a racist country and has been all along …… except in our history books.

So as the government is sending their Gestapo Stooges out into the community to harass and arrest people in their homes, as the government continues to create and operate concentration camps along the border, as the government continues to militarize the cops,The Congress and the MSM are arguing over the term RACISM!

OH PLEASE!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE SHIT IS THE SHINOLA

 

Are you happy yet?

Tubularsock has run through all the major YouTube comedy shows to attempt to find at least ONE laugh that would relieve Tubularsock’s total and complete outrage and disgust about how far down we have come as a nation. WE ARE FUCKED!

The political establishment has created what they believe is credible verbiage to spew to the American public which would make a reality TV show producer puke.

And as a consequence have in reality provided comedy gold for comedians without them having to even add to the joke because the joke is built into the political bull shit!

Then we as a nation, HELL, as a civilization, have passed over the tipping point!

Now not to get sentimental here but there was a time in America where, THE LIE of who we were, as a country was SOLID BULL SHIT.

Not even questioned! ………. but no more. We have reached, as a nation, the DIARRHEA THRESHOLD and there is no going back to SOLID BULL SHIT.

In fact, the shit can’t even hit the fan because it is running over your shoes!

No, WE HAVE ARRIVED!

 

It is all a big Punch & Judy Show and it’s not even funny, never was really!

Oh sure, there is the sick side of Trump’s “grabbing pussy” and Weiner’s dick bulge sexting but shit most people see it daily on the subway as they step over the homeless.

And the Princess at the ball with Prince charming on her arm just isn’t going to cut it for fucking Hillary & Bill, repulsive both ….. really ….. both of them together don’t equal a 10!

And that poor poor soulless Sarah Huckster Sanders spewing Trump shit right out of her mouth and then licking her lips, reprehensible!

It is pretty sad but her Huckster Bible packing father is at least as wretched as Sarah.
A true family of hypocrisy.

Oh, and sure the Bible tells them to lie. Your know how well Jesus is known for lying, right?

And let Tubularsock NOT go off on domestic and foreign policy because the cast is already fixed into FROZEN BULL SHIT no matter who gets in.

 

Now an important insight that has to become your standard lens to view our current political dialogue is “I’ve never said that” means one has “said that” and “not to my knowledge” means one is knowledgeable on that subject.

These are just commonplace expressions and meanings and are meant to mean exactly what they mean not what they said.

The confusion comes when people take the statement literally. That is not the way it was meant. Why don’t people just know that reverse is forward?

Once you adapt this “new speak” you’ll have a far better understanding of the political environment you are observing.

It is not new, really!

“I am not a crook!” and “I did not fuck that intern” or something like that ……. brings back memories, Tubularsock knows just how much people wish for the “good old days”.

The major difference between yesterday and today is that yesterday ran on 100% lies and today with Trump we have reached 230% lies and rising.

Tubularsock knows some cynic will question the math ……… fucking free thinker!

But in the reality of reality which is illusion you’ll find that President Orange-Tweet, IS ALL FAKE, so whatever he says is fantasy. It is not fake news because just because it IS fake doesn’t make it news.

And the “news” as we know it, is fantasy which is spoon feed to selective groups of the political spectrum …….. yumm!

And that is done to focus the energy of the populous into the trap of “infighting” so while that keeps them busy few realize that their pocket has been picked.

Case in point: The Republican Tax Break for the rich …….. gosh, didn’t see that coming!

Now! Is there a way out?

Well yes there is and it starts with YOU but we haven’t gone down the rabbit hole far enough yet.

And as Tubularsock says:

“When The Mirror
Is In Place
You’ll See
Your Folly.”

 

HEALTH CARE-LESS

 

For Tubularsock the ONLY way to go with national health care is the Single-Payer but that won’t happen so the next best thing is Medicare-For-All which is better at cutting costs.

But BETTER YET is to duplicate the exact health plan that Congress has created for itself and use THAT PLAN as our National Health Plan!

Or another way of putting this is that the National Health Plan that is created by Congress would be the SAME health care plan that Congress would HAVE TO adopt for itself.

Pretty simple, right?

But remember BOTH parties get huge sums from pharmaceutical companies and that will remain in play no matter which party “wins”.

And Democraps are not any less susceptible to prostituting themselves for a buck than the Republican’ts.

Obamacare was a compromise which was based to a large extent on Mitt Romney ideas in the Massachusetts State health care plan.

The idea was that you brought everyone into the market and forced insurers to compete for their business by offering higher-quality plans at lower costs, not by separating the healthy from the unwell.

But the Mitch McConnell and John Boehner Republicans decided to turn a complete about-face on ideas they had once supported in order unite against Obama’s plan!

And on top of that ——-They had no viable plan themselves!

As a result a group of GOP Senators voted for a resolution calling the individual mandate unconstitutional.

Fast forward to today.

What you see is the Republican Party driving legislative and judicial efforts to gut protections for people with preexisting conditions that are now the law of the land under Obamacare.

However you see the Republican Party running ads saying that they are committed to protecting people with preexisting conditions.

Say what?

The very Republican officials that are suing to negate preexisting conditions protections are the same Republican officials that are running ads saying that they are COMMITTED to protect preexisting conditions.

Tubularsock would venture to guess that that falls under the definition of LYING.

 

And who is the BESTEST Lier in our Nation?
None other than our Lier In Chief:

Now really, would you expect any less from the Shit-For-Brains-Dump?

 

 

A KAVANAUGH EXCUSE

 

Well GOD DAMN.

Tubularsock figures that Brett needs ALL the excuses he can get.

Seldom will the political class accept that they may actually be responsible for their own actions.

There is always somebody else to blame!

So as a PUBLIC SERVICE, Tubularsock is offering up this perfect holy idea for Brett to use.

We know that Brett or is it Brat, same difference Tubularsock suspects, has an agenda and won’t be a true legal champion of justice. But who counts anyway.

If the guy drinks booze as much as he drank water at the hearing we may not have to worry about his legal opinions because the fucker will be under the bench most of the time.

And with that even temperament and limited lack of control Kavanaugh displayed he’ll be a perfect example of white privilege shinning right out there in front for all to see.

We already have a black sex pervert on the Supreme Court so why not have a white one.

Another example of American fairness.

And last but not least is that if Brett Kavanaugh is appointed to the Supreme Court of the United States of America then the last of the Three Branches of the Government will truly represent the intellectual and cultural level of Walmart America.

Hell, Tubularsock wants to be in the front of the line for the fall sales!

 

THAT WILL SHOW THEM!

 

Funny how this works. Not 12, not 14,  were indicted for manipulating social media to promote social division by mimicking grassroots political activity. All in favor of Trump?

So 13? Remember 9/11? Symbolically in your mind the sequence 911 = emergency.

And 13 symbolically means unlucky or “be careful”.

Oh please ………….. give Tubularsock a break here. Do “they” think this is going to work? That it is the evil Putin behind it all?

 

You have Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton running about the country LYING every third word for the entire election cycle.

You have Donald Trump grabbing pussy and flaunting his fat old orange body about like he was some savior or something.

You have Hillary Clinton cheating and manipulating the DNC with her cronies in tow.

You have the Democraps and the Replblican’ts spending billions of dollars to project total BULL SHIT onto the American citizen.

BUT IT IS 13 RUSSIANS THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE EMPIRE?

Lets stop right here and look at the number of PR firms that are employed by the CLOSED TWO PARTY SYSTEM. And what is the purpose of a PR firm?

A PR firm’s job is to lie, cheat, scam and manipulate by any means possible to make a product (candidate) look exceptionally good. In fact, THE BEST!

Using social media, news feeds, human interest stories the full spectrum. Tubularsock is talking about millions upon millions of dollars. Thousands of employees implementing and saturating positions and beliefs and ideas in order to make their product (candidate) look like the BEST candidate since sliced bread you’d ever seen.

BUT IT IS 13 RUSSIANS THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE EMPIRE?

And it was all done on social media?

Now so far there isn’t any hard cold evidence that has been presented to the public only words, and innuendo.

And just maybe we may be going after all this in an incorrect manner. Rather than looking at the scammers just maybe we should be looking at the scammed.

At what point ARE YOU responsible for common sense?

At what point ARE YOU responsible for making decisions by investigating information BEFORE you believe it?

At what point ARE YOU responsible for critical thinking?

Usually, most people tend to BELIEVE what they want to believe even when all the factual information is to the contrary. It is just easier.

Oh Hillary is a woman, that must be good!

Oh Donald is rich, that must be good!

Oh Bernie is a socialist, that must be bad!

Oh Jill sat at the same dinner table as Putin, that must mean something!

The entire thought pattern of the nation is continually manipulated at ever level whether it is standard jingoism and rally around the fucking flag to using the “best” tooth paste to show off your shit-eating-grin!

YOU are managed day in and day out!

BUT IT IS 13 RUSSIANS THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE EMPIRE?

Tubularsock is not being an alarmist here but you’d better wake the fuck up because there is ONLY TWO SIDES.

Those who control you,

And you.

And unfortunately you have acquiesced to slavery as freedom!

YOU DON’T THINK SO, DO YOU.

Well go watch the game and have another beer. That will show them!

 

PASS THE VODKA: NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS!

HOT BREAKING NEWS
Trump’s Secretary of the Deplorables indicted by Mueller!

Washington D.C. …. like today’s date, 2018

The investigation into allegations that members of Donald Trump’s campaign staff as well as his present advisors are/were in cohorts with the Russians has been the top story. Until all the allegations of who grabbed who’s pussy and which breast was fondled by which actor, writer, minister, politician, and third grade principal became the dominate story of the messed-up-media!

And then all shit broke loose with “shitholes” and combined with pussy un-coverage and 18 hole golf courses and it appears we Americans are a little obsessed with orifices.

However here at TUBULARSOCK, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.” we just follow the leads that led to the leaders who have leverage their lean toward Moscow.

Editor note: Due to the controversial nature of this story and the possible view that we may have a conflict of interest covering Tubularsock, The Secretary of the Deplorables, the staff and management of Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second news” have provided our in-depth facts to a respected news source from London, The Daily Fail, the conservative news propaganda source and outraged sensational lurid and vulgar tabloid.

Washington, D.C. Today’s date, Alfred Queen reporting for the Daily Fail, London.

It has been reported that Trump’s Secretary of the Deplorables, Tubularsock, has been indicted by Robert Mueller for possible, almost, pretty close to involvement into Russian counterintelligence.

 

Immediately, President Trump came out in his typical full support of his Secretary of the Deplorables!

 

 

At a rapidly called press conference Secretary Tubularsock passed out the following press release indicating to all that he has NOT, in any way, been influenced by Russia as shown here and clearly expressed:

Тубуларсокк не знает каких-либо русских и не имел никаких взаимосвязанных с Россией вопросов, в том числе отказываясь использовать русскую одежду в своих американских салатах!***

Тубуларсокк никогда не рискнул бы своим верхним пропуском, чтобы как он, так и Джаред Кушнер, взяв наличными в небольшие немаркированные конфессии на стволе-головке для распределения на всей территории тубуларсокк с береговыми счетами.***2

(Tubularsock thanks his friend, the Russian Ambassador in Washington, D.C Anatoly Antonov for his assistance in translation even though Tubularsock emphasizes Tubularsock knows nothing about any assistance in translating or the Russian infused vodka-whore party at the embassy on February 23, 2016.)

Translations of above statements:

***Tubularsock does not know any Russians nor have had any dealings with Russia including refusing to use Russian Dressing on his American salads!

***2 Tubularsock would NEVER risk his top security clearance, that both he and Jared Kushner have, by taking cash in small unmarked denominations on the barrel-head for distribution throughout Tubularsock’s off shore accounts.

So it is clear that Mueller is putting the pressure on the Trump Administration by attempting to taint Trump’s closest advisor Secretary Tubularsock.

 

As Tubularsock says: “вы не можете быть более достойными, чем тубуларсокк!”***3

***3 “You can’t get more deplorable than Tubularsock!”

This is an on-going story and updates will be updated when updates are updated as long as no apple-carts are overturned!