By now if you haven’t noticed the Kyle Rittenhouse trial has raised every “liberal” and “conservative” pundit to great moral soothsaying and even though they seem to have missed the mark they just can’t seem to put their distorted OPINIONS aside and shut the fuck up.
You can learn something new everyday!
Now while this was all unfolding Tubularsock lacked interest in the subject but as the trial reached its crescendo it just became too loud to ignore.
And so Tubularsock started his research.
Now Tubularsock is not going to regurgitate all his steps and yes Tubularsock did wear his hip boots and hazmat suit that is a very trendy pastel but the information is shocking and more shocking is the lock-stop-mind-fuck that is being spewed as accurate.
Let Tubularsock clear this up for you in a simple, clear, honest format.

Kyle Rittenhouse stated his actions were based ON SELF DEFENSE. PERIOD!
All the direct action is ON VIDEO. Look at the video.
It really doesn’t matter whether you are Black, White, or fucking Chartreuse. Look at the video!
From that point it is clear: Four STUPID WHITE GUYS go male hormone crazy attempting to recreate a B rated action movie script but in REAL LIFE!
This had NOTHING to do with Black Lives Matter or race or White Supremacy. And this so called “vigilante” trope is all hype and bullshit.
What you do have was four stupid white boys lost and disengaged from sound thinking.
As happens when you are running around in the street after dark with crowd energy reacting without clear thought.
You have two white guys that brought guns to a riot, a guy with a possible lethal skateboard and a guy who was wacko with mental issues.
And they all meet and collide with different agendas with the end result of two dead, one wounded and one running to the police lines for protection and to turn himself in.
You can watch it on the video and see for yourself.
It doesn’t take “A Philadelphia Lawyer” as the saying goes to look at this video and determine SELF DEFENSE”. That is clear.
You have three guys with different motives engaging Kyle Rittenhouse.
Rittenhouse has a AR-15-type rifle and was protecting an auto business from looters, or so the story goes.
Joseph Rosenbaum, who was on antidepressants and had just been discharged from the hospital after a suicide attempt started to follow Rittenhouse after a crowd clashed with Rittenhouse and Rosenbaum started to chase him and got himself shot.
Anthony Huber went after Rittenhouse and attempted to grab the rifle and hit Rittenhouse in the neck with his skateboard and got himself shot.
Gaige Grosskreutz approached Rittenhouse who was on the ground. Grosskreutz approached with his hands held up with a pistol in his hand. As he lowered his gun toward Rittenhouse Rittenhouse fired and hit Grosskretz.
At this point Rittenhouse got to his feet and ran toward the police lines for safety and attempted to turn himself into the the cops. They told him to go home.
Rittenhouse then attempted to go to the police station but could not get in due to barricades keeping people away from the police station.
Rittenhouse then proceeded home and turned himself in to his hometown police.
THE VIDEO shows all this clearly.
These are the facts as proven by his defense.
No Black people were involved but those close had the good sense to duck and cover. Something one learns living in a Black neighborhood from a very early age. Tubularsock has direct experience having lived in such a neighborhood for a number of years.
The White guys were not all that bright. Tubularsock has learned early that one does NOT rush a person with a gun. Unless you are James Bond and trust Tubularsock on this, YOU’RE NOT!
Each of these guys were carrying their own agenda and the outcome was played out in a predictable horrid way. No surprise there. Bringing a gun to a riot is not the best approach to the situation. No question about that!
However there is a much bigger and far more dangerous orchestration of this entire episode of stupidity.
And that is the bias news stories being exposed in front of your eyes. Tubularsock figures the MSN organization just stay in their own echo chamber and spout total “woke” bull shit. It is enough to make Tubularsock want to grab his AK-47 and blast Tubularsock to stardom!
LOOK AT THE GOD DAMN VIDEO YOU ASSHOLES!
And knock off this total misrepresentation of THIS incident!