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PRAISING THE SHITTER THAT SHAT

The height of hypocrisy never seems to amaze Tubularsock. There was a time it did but those days are far gone and will never return because we live in never-never-land where all things are upside down and backwards.

Let Tubularsock present two examples for you to consider and just see what YOU think when Tubularsock clears the dust for you. No, it isn’t a problem. Tubularsock uses a high powered Makita 18-volt compact lithium-ion cordless vacuum …… “fast cleaning without the cord”.

Now PLEASE hold your laughter until Tubularsock’s presentation is complete so it doesn’t drown out the facts.

Former U.S. President Step-en-fetch-it Obummer was named the 2017 recipient of The John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award!

The John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award is toted as “. . . the most prestigious award for public servants.”

And one has to do a lot of SHIT to people to be awarded this recognition!

Former U.S. President Step-en-fetch-it Obummer’s surveillance of the American people and his prosecution of whistle-blowers has to be honored, right!

And his indiscriminate drone bombings of Middle Eastern and African people has got to be honored, right!

And who could not honor his legacy of war, military adventurism, and keeping the torture prison at Guantanamo open, right!

And we can’t forget the handout to the Banksters and fucking over Main-street now can we.

Oh and what an honor it is to have the most expensive health care in the world but living shorter lives than other countries to enjoy it.

Yeah, Obummer was being recognized for “his enduring commitment to democratic ideals and elevating the standard of political courage in a new century.” SURE, IN SOME ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! But not in the one real people are living in.

But really, it all fits. Kellyanne Conway would have to walk her “alternate-facts” a long way to out due the FACT that the President who kept the United States in the PERPETUAL-STATE-OF-WAR his entire eight years in office walked off with the Nobel PEACE prize! Go figure.

But really, it all make sense in never-never-land where all things are upside down and backwards.

WHICH LEADS US TO EXAMPLE NUMBER 2

The former President and son of the “The-Silver-Haired-Douchebag Barbara Bush” (George Carlin) has taking up a new painting project.

It is called Portraits of Courage: A Commander in Chief’s Tribute to America’s Warriors!

Not to be confused with the Profile in Courage which John F. Kennedy wrote. Shrub isn’t very title creative.

LET THE HORSE SHIT FLOW ………………………

Shrub painted a mural of 66 single images of physically and/or mentally wounded veterans from all the Armed Forces.

These are the very same physically and/or mentally wounded veterans from all the Armed Forces that he alone shattered by his senseless, immoral, insane and inept wars he lied the nation into in Afghanistan and Iraq!

Besides the group mural he produced a book that also shows the individual portraits along with “upbeat stories” from Shrub about how much he admired their recoveries.

He credits himself with their “recovery” because of the “helpful” time he spent riding bikes and playing golf with them! You know, photo-ops!

Now you can get two editions of this travesty-of-horse-shit!

A $35 hardcover or a $250 “deluxe” cloth-bound edition SIGNED by the little prick himself!

It has been reported that PORTRAITS reached #1 on Amazon’s book list which goes to show that if you own your own Foundation you can make anything happen.

SIDE NOTE: Tubularsock would recommend that if you personally know ANYONE that has this book on their coffee table, politely stand up and punch them in the face. Just sayen’!

Now for you investor types you may be able to get into this WAR CRIMINAL ART early and profit later like Hitler’s Phone selling for $243,000.00 recently. Remember you don’t have to hang these maimed veterans and mental retards Shrub created in real and in painting. No, just box them up like tiny coffins and wait for the market to rise.

The Mural itself is on show at the George W. Bush Center’s Military Service Initiative in Dallas and all the proceeds go to that center to “help veterans”. It would be fun to see how much the Center pays Shrub to speak there.

In an interview Shrub stated that the “greatest honor of the presidency was looking (veterans) in the eye and saluting them as their commander in chief.”

Oh yeah, do you think he ever really just stands in front of a mirror and looks himself in the eye and asks himself just how many hundreds of thousands men, women, and children he is single-handedly responsible for killing and maiming?

You can’t paint yourself to redemption you worthless fuck!

But really, it all make sense in never-never-land where all things are upside down and backwards.

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TUBE HEADING ART

Who says art isn’t fun. As stated in Tubularsock’s last post George-The-Smaller exposed his art to the public at the Bush Center in Dallas.

Art is in the mind of the beholder and Tubularsock beheld George’s “art” and the best that can be said is that George has a long way to go as a painter but he does do a very good Barney!

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But so did Adolf Hitler do a great dog.

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Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. There is no comparison between George W. Bush and Adolf Hitler. First off, Adolf was intelligent.

But George-The-Smaller was the guy that so many people said they wanted to have a beer with before his election and he left office with an extremely low popularity rating. Most wouldn’t want to share a pretzel with him today.

Oh, ok there are still some brain-dead within our country who would be able to relate to him. But the IQ level would be in the single digits.

But the shame of all this is that George W. Bush should be in prison for Crimes Against Humanity but instead he is attempting to pass himself off as a “painter”. Does horse shit get any thicker that that?

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Now the idea that is being actually promoted here is captured in the title of Bush’s exhibition: The Art of Leadership: A President’s Personal Diplomacy”  First off, if you repeat something often enough people start to believe it to be true. Unless you paid attention and then you’d realize Bush couldn’t wipe his own ass without Cheney telling him how to hold the toilet paper. “Leadership”? ABSURD!

As for “personal diplomacy” that too is equally ridiculous. The best description of Bush is that he is just a piss-ant. It’s sad but true.

Second off ……..  Adolf WAS an artist.

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George IS NOT!

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And then there is Bush’s rendition of Vladimir Putin.

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 Bush’s portrait of Putin has a bit of a back story …….. hence, that is why Putin looks like that to George.   You see George feels he has captured Putins “real” character based on an encounter he had had with Putin. In the interview on the Today Show with his daughter, Jenna asking the questions George revealed that Putin had “dissed” Barney (Bush’s dog) one time by saying, “You call it a dog?” And then Vlad proceeded to say that HIS dog was bigger! And then a year later when Bush was on a visit to Russia Vladimir says, ‘Would you like to meet my dog?’ And according to Bush “. . . out bounds this huge hound, obviously much bigger than a Scottish terrier, and Putin looks at me and says, ‘Bigger, stronger and faster than Barney.’”

2D274905544406-today-bush-putin-140304-01.blocks_desktop_medium   As a result, his painting of Putin, at least to Bush, reflects a character who thinks ‘my dog is bigger than your dog’ is something to crow about. Tubularsock doesn’t see much character in any of Bush’s work except maybe his toes in the bathtub and Barney.

 

And really, don’t stop and think about this ……… two grown men both with the ability to press the RED BUTTON and blow us all to hell ……  and they live with these petty thoughts. SCARY!   Now Vlad is an “artist” as well ………… In fact back in 2009 Vlad sold “snowfall seen through a window” for 37 million roubles ($1.15 million) at a charity auction.

 

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Wow, maybe Bush and Putin should take art classes together!

 

But in truth, there is a bit of deception here. The auction organizer said Putin had painted the picture in 20 minutes and then a professional artist filled in the details. Hey! He’s Russian, that’s just how they do art there! But all in all art critics are not overly impressed with Bush’s work. It seems to be a basic agreement that George’s work is basically very simple-minded. But Tubularsock agrees with art critic Deborah Solomon when she said, “I think a lot of us wish he had become a painter as opposed to a president. We all could have been saved a lot of trouble.”    Screen Shot 2012-07-21 at 11.55.56 PM