BURN BABY BURN!
Oh yes, EASTER.
Now Tubularsock is a big proponent of people believing whatever they wish about everything. And as long as they practice their beliefs with others with consensus and not attempt to force others to follow their beliefs that is all fine and good with Tubularsock.
Whether it is sexual orientation, politics, economics, religion it doesn’t really matter what you believe and Tubularsock is even willing to argue with you if Tubularsock believes you are fucking bat shit crazy!
Consenting adults, have at it.
The issue comes up when people start to attempt to place THEIR beliefs and THEIR “values” on others that don’t agree by creating laws or social control or shame or ……. whatever.
FIRST Tubularsock commandment is:
LEAVE OTHER PEOPLE ALONE. And if you don’t like what they do THEN FUCKING DON’T DO IT YOURSELF! Period.
With that in mind, Trump And Easter And The “Rapturistic” Right all come together as just one big fun preposterous hypocrisy. NOW, how fun is that?
For example in Louisiana pastor, Rev. Tony Spell, states that, “Like any zealot or like any pure religious person, death looks to them like a welcome friend. True Christians do not mind dying . . .”
So Spell (interesting name) has defied Louisiana Gov. John Bel Edwards’ orders to not have public gatherings. And in good old Jim-Jones-Style, Spell brought in a 26 BUS fleet of his parishioners for his Palm Sunday service.
Currently in Louisiana there are more than 17,000 cases of the coronavirus with about 652 deaths.
And Tubularsock agrees with Rev. Tony. So if he is willing to house his parishioners and keep them all together in religious bless to ALL DIE TOGETHER Tubularsock has no problem with that. The fucking more the merrier!
The problem for Tubularsock is the gall of Rev Tony Spell to not be concerned about spreading to others who may NOT WISH TO DIE FOR HIS FUCKING GOD!
So as we are heading toward Easter may Spell and his flock march into death because HIS christians “. . . do not mind dying . . .”! AMEN!
However Tubularsock would recommend to Tony’s flock to shift really fast over to The Church of Tubularsock! WE just fucking have more fun than death!
And many churches are attempting to do the same shit they have always done on Easter and all gather together EVEN though under the circumstances it has been shown NOT TO BE A GOOD IDEA!
Kinda makes one wonder just how much all that “love thy neighbor” REALLY means to them.
Lucky most Houses of Worship are caring enough to protect their followers as well as their communities but the right wing zealots have always been cultist and stupid so maybe it is just “God’s” way of killing them off. Amen!
And speaking of the PURENESS OF STUPIDITY the Orange Dump is on record saying that “Easter, has a special meaning” to him and to see the churches full of people and the ECONOMY back as God intended.
And the ONLY CONCLUSION that Tubularsock could glean from Orange Dump’s statement is expressed below:
It is important to remember, stay home on Easter and eat an egg. Just why the Easter Bunny hides eggs on just Easter has always been a mystery to Tubularsock. Where Jesus resurrecting himself is easily for Tubularsock to believe because JC wasn’t stupid.
Just why would he stick around this Hell-Hole? Amen!
CHANGE IN THE AIR?
The Congress in secret session, as reported by officials who were not authorized to discuss personnel matters publicly and spoke on condition of anonymity, concluded that the new Secretary of the Deplorables’ ideas for reforming the Executive Branch, specifically the Office of the President, have been taken under advisement and may be implemented in the near future.
A White House aide who asked to remain unnamed told Tubularsock “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” reporter on the scene that a plan that was devised in an uptown cocktail and sake lounge in Georgetown was going to be implemented this coming week.
In fact, President Orange Tweet himself eluded to this fact in his rambling anti-press new conference last Thursday when he said, “We’re issuing a new executive action next week that will comprehensively protect our country.”
And as everyone knows President Orange Tweet only signs the executive orders but doesn’t read them so Congress feels like the changes that have been put in place by the Secretary of the Deplorables will be implemented before the week is out.
THIS IS A NEW BREAKING STORY SO REMAIN CALM, DRINK PLENTY OF LIQUIDS AND REST.
CHANGING CHANGELESS CHANGE?
I guess Tubularsock holds a grudge.
Enjoying the sun coming through Tubularsock’s top floor corner office windows in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA Tubularsock sits and ponders as he often does each new year.
Tubularsock’s observation is simple. What the fuck is new about a new year? What has changed from 11:59 to 12 midnight that would warrant the hype?
And depending on where you are on planet earth when that 11:59 to 12 midnight happens are at different fucking times. So in Istanbul when the partying starts New Yorkers are still waiting for this illusionary time to arrive for them and by the time it arrives in Oakland, CA well …… fuck it! It’s old time. Tubularsock has gone to bed. Tubularsock doesn’t like to wait!
But that isn’t why Tubularsock holds a grudge which he still clings to from the top of this page.
Tubularsock’s second observation is why doesn’t change change? EVERYONE pontificates that change is, change will, or change won’t change.
But what are they talking about?
For example, some people “change jobs” but they still get up in the morning and eat their breakfast on the run. Catch the bus or drive their car or ride their bike to the “changed job”. They still get a break or at least take a break mid-morning, have lunch on the run, and end up in a cool bar to drink after work to complain to whoever else have survived another work job day. So where’s the change.
How about political change …… no Tubularsock isn’t trying to be humorous here.
We are led to believe we elect a President but where does he/she or it come from to run for President. Really, raise your hand if you have ever known a President as a personal friend. See! Where do they really come from?
Well, they all say they come from a groundswell. So does that mean that we are all dirt?
They all say they want to change Washington and the Nation but who gets the advantage of that change or more to the point does it even change?
Because you are dirt you get to pick A or B. There is no C,D,E,or F. Only A or B and in truth they are the same.
Stop, Tubularsock knows the argument. So don’t give me all that shit about how important electing one of these two jerks is our sacred right as citizens. If no one showed up to vote one of the two jerks would be President anyway. And there are some individuals who know right now who that will be!
A or B all have gone to the same schools, join the same clubs, hang out with the same whores (sorry, meant escorts), are on the same board of directors, use the same PR firms, use the same political advisors, snort the best cocaine, smoke Cuban cigars or use them as sexual objects (talking to you Bill) and are always intwined with the CIA in some manner.
But none of that is why Tubularsock is holding a grudge.
And then do we really want change?
Most people get their groove on when they are young and try to play it out the rest of their lives for better or for worse.
Death is the ultimate game changer of change. As is divorce, illness, and children.
Shit happens along the way and change is usually the culprit!
How you end up playing the new hand you are dealt is what makes change good for you or bad for you. It is really a crap-shoot.
So is change good or bad is a moot point …….. change is.
So why is Tubularsock carrying this grudge all this time you may ask?
Simple! What we see isn’t what we get and what we get isn’t what we see.
That is how life’s hologram works.
Tubularsock doesn’t know whether you realize this or not BUT nobody was asked if they wanted to be here ……..
Nobody gets to choose their parents.
Their culture.
Their religion or belief structure.
Their social position.
No, YOU WERE TRAINED INTO ALL THAT.
Even to the point that A NEW YEAR is like some kind of new beginning, a starting point.
IT’S NOT! It is a trained mind frame that you live from because you have been trained to do that.
That is why Tubularsock holds this grudge. NO ONE ASKED HIM!
And that is why Tubularsock sits in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland, CA.
Some shit is just difficult to believe.
A TUBE THOUGHT:
It appears that the economy is so bad, in reality, that the Secretary of the Inferior has had to take a part time, no benefits, low end Security Job.
A member of the White House staff who has not been authorized to speak, write, or even squeak about this has just spoken freely without thought about all her agreements.
It is almost like, “they wanted the news to get out”! hmmm, a “controlled leak”?
But there are dangers. So often we have forgotten that it was a low paid security job worker who was responsible for the arrests at the Watergate and the bringing down of a President.
We each have a role ………. play it well.
Wow, another life lesson brought to you by Tubularsock.