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SAME OLD NEWS REGURGITATED AGAIN!

Well shit! Here Tubularsock is again repeating himself ad nauseam about the state of the American political decay.

It is somewhat overwhelming to witness the depth of the decay yet the ability of this continued dry rot to hold its flimsy structure.

Another marvel of science Tubularsock supposes.

To listen to Dead-Man-Walking Joe Buyden speaking to the United Nations about the destruction that Vlad has unleashed on the Ukraine is breathtaking.

“Russia has shamelessly violated the core tenets of the United Nations charter.” says
Dead – Old – Joe.

But funny that Dead-Old-Joe failed to mention the U.S.’s role in the 20 year war in Afghanistan, or for the wars the U.S. also started in Iraq, Syria, and parts of Africa. Or even our continued rotten treatment of Cuba!

AND REALLY FUNNY THAT HE FAILED TO MENTION THAT NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THE UNITED STATE WOULD HAVE KEPT ITS WORD GIVEN TO RUSSIA.

Even more strange that Russia had believed the U.S.

He didn’t even mention the number of Central and South American election the U.S. has altered overthrowing the PEOPLE’S WILL for a dictator that will go along with the U.S. corporative agenda of stealing natural resources.

You know, “We Are Doing It For Democracy”!

To watch that pompous old fuck chastises other nations while “leading?” the most destructive terrorist nation on earth, The United States of America, is stunning!

But hell, that is all old news ………..

Did you here the great news that Dead-Man-Walking-Joe has continued to build “Trump’s Wall”?

Remember all the consternation over “Trump’s Wall”? Well now, Old Joe is continuing to build it. And not a mention of it by the mainstream presstitutes. Hmmm. Don’t pay attention to the man behind the curtain, Dorthy.

Remember when Trump put children in cages at the boarder? MORE CONSTERNATION! But few realized that Rent-A-Kneegrow-Obummer STARTED that policy while he was in office.

Funny how that works, isn’t it.

And Dead-Ol’-Joe has deported MORE immigrants than Orange-Dump!
Seen any consternation over that policy?

BUT IN TRUTH the power structure has continually framed the question of immigration as to HOW TO STOP the influx of those coming across at the boarder at any particular time.

BUT THE REAL ANSWER has always been hidden.

THE ANSWER TO THE BOARDER CRUSH is simple!
Stop undermining democratic elected governments in Central and South America and let the peoples of each country vote for the government THEY WANT.

Not the government the U.S. wants for them controlled by the U.S. corporate agenda!

In truth, most people at the boarder didn’t want to leave their country but were driven to leave their country because of the U.S. foreign policy that has help to create governments that are run by “approved” dictators or drug lords.

Do remember that the CIA is one of the most prolific illegal drug pushers in the world! So what is good for business is ……. well, good for business. (You don’t believe that the U.S. pulling out of Afghanistan has stopped the CIA’s opium business in the area do you!)

So all that establishment bull shit that immigrants at the boarder want to come to “AMERICA” for a better life is ONLY true because the United States have meddled and help to destroy their country for American control and exploitation.

It has worked for over a hundred years!

Well, just maybe things are about to change.

Imagine U.S. citizens with their pillow cases filled with crucial survival items, cellphones, talking wristwatches, portable TV’s, pressing themselves against the Sacred Border Wall waiting for asylum in Mexico.

Fucking could happen! And perhaps sooner than we think!

But in the meantime Tubularsock will hang low in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker over looking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tour)

TUBULARSOCK FAMILY BORDER CROSSING

 

 

In February 2017, Reuters reported that an internal report by the Department of Homeland Security estimated that Trump’s proposed border wall would cost $21.6 billion and take 3.5 years to build. (Oh sure, it’s a little more now in 2019, but who counts?.)

To cut through the border-wall would mean buying a battery operated 20 volt reciprocating saw and about six extra charged batteries as well as the the proper blades and all that would cost one about $530.00, at Home Depot.

Tubularsock would advise one spend an additional $330.00 for a battery 20 volt grinder and 5 grinder wheels to speed your work along.

You know, time is of the essence when crossing a border!

So, Tubularsock calculates that for $860.00 you could cut through one or even two steel-concrete-rebar bollards of Trump’s beautiful border wall and push the cut bollards out of your way and defeat this $21,600,000,000.00 monstrosity and have 21billion, 599million, 999 thousand, 140 dollars and no cents left for breakfast!

Now that’s a deal even at McDonald’s!

And you can go on line and contact: Tubularsock Border Wall Adventure Tours and order up your own vacation adventure for a small no refund down payment.

 

 

Now Tubularsock knows that the standard border cutting crossing is pretty plebeian so lets cross the border the way Tubularsock would do it, OK?

This requires a bit more expense and a bit more deceptive activities but, HEY!, just how often are you going to do it?

PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES!

 

Now this takes a little family planning.

You (family members) place the plastic explosive in three different locations along the wall.

At a given time you “cell phone” the explosive to go off at the extreme location from your planned entry. That will focus a rapid border patrol response.

Then within minutes you “cell phone” the explosion to go off at a 2nd extreme location from your planned entry. That will focus confusion plus a rapid border patrol response.

 

And then you hit the button and blow a hole in the “beautiful wall” at your point of passage.
It is called a diversion entry.

 

 

Come on! THIS COULD BE JUST PLAIN FUN!

OH, DID TUBULARSOCK SAY FUCK THE BORDER PATROL?

Really, it would be only done by Tubularsock to show just how far Trump’s head is up his own ASS!

 

BUT THERE MAY BE AN EASIER SOLUTION TO THIS ENTIRE PROBLEM …………….

 

 

 

TRUMP NOWHERE WALL— END OF THE LINE

 

Here’s a question for you America First Lovers. As OrangeTweet continues to promote a useless and limited wall to nowhere, Russia, India and Iran are working toward a 7,200-km long lane mixing sea and rail routes essentially linking the Indian Ocean with the Persian Gulf through Iran and Russia and further on down the road, to Europe.

The Japanese are looking toward a revamped Trans-Siberian Railway to improve trade connections with Russia and China. This too will help tie North and South Korea and Vietnam into closer economic ties as well.

There is no invasion here. No military attacks on sovereign countries or military bases being forced on any of them from the outside.

Just maybe that American Imperialism isn’t looking so good and the fact that we are losing on every front may mean that the U.S. is doing something drastically WRONG!

You know, if you really have something beneficial to offer, people will gravitate toward it. Not fight it. They’ll steal it!

Interesting that China and Russia are putting huge sums of money into infrastructure while we keep dumping huge sums of money into military exploits.

And on top of that the “best” plan is an ego-wall for the emperor!

The times have reversed …….. the end of the Han Dynasty in America?

THE WALL AND THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES SO GIVE HIM A HAT!

 

Tubularsock has been busy with planning the New Trump Wall that isn’t and therein lies the beauty.

You see a show down is really a waste of time and to carry it on is just boring to we political junkies.

So here is a foolproof plan and the cost is negligible.

You see Trump himself has solved the problem and all it will take is for the Democrats to accept the solution and even praise Donnie for his brilliance. Ok, that my be overstating the outcome but Tubularsock’s plan IS brilliant, foolproof, and fact free!

 

Donnie, regardless of reality, has been repeating that his Wall is being worked on and will be completed right now.

He has stated that he will not wait for committees to work through all this mess and that he is having the wall built NOW.

(an aside: in the real world NOTHING has been done at the border except some fence repair but with the exception of a few hundred thousand dollars for several prototypes of possible wall types NOTHING has been done. Or a clearer way of saying this, NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE IN TERMS OF WALL BUILDING AT THE BORDER, NOTHING!)

So Donnie keeps saying that the wall IS BEING BUILT right now but there IS NO WALL.

Enough already!

The Tubularsock Solution (and don’t thank me now):

The Democrats proclaim that the Trump Wall has been completed.

Trump will praise himself that he has accomplished the impossible and that NO OTHER president in the history of the United States has EVER completed such a BIGLY wall!

The Trumpites will BELIEVE because they lack intelligence and FOX will praise Trump’s fortitude. And really, who ever goes to the the border anyway? So it’s all good.

And everything is safe and sane in Mudville.

Mission Accomplished. If you accept this mission proceed. This message will self destruct in five seconds. Good luck.