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DR. STRANGE-ORANGE

It has been recently released by sources that are close yet far enough away to feel safe to make a statement of truth that could affect their job yet are brave enough to expose this information as long as their exposer only affects someone’s job other their own.

During the campaign there were references made about Dr. Strange-Orange having his hand on THE RED BUTTON! Remember?

Well, just in the last couple of days the nation has been the most safe, *** EVER*** in many years.

It was reported by RAWSTORY and others that Richard DeAgazio, a Mar-A-Lago member, had been having a “photo op” with the officer carrying the “nuclear football”! Richard EVEN POSTED IT ON HIS FACEBOOK PAGE!

You do recall that Mar-A-Lago is Donnie’s Palm Beach, Florida “Club”  where he hangs out when he is not in the Trump Towers or the White House. Oh sure, it cost a lot of tax-payer money for the secret service to protect these properties BUT TRUMP RENTS the space that it takes for the Secret Service to be “housed” at Mar-A-Largo and Trump Towers to the U.S. Government.

Hey, that is the Art of The Deal!

Now you have got to feel safe about that! RIGHT?

You know how those Ruskeys are on the verge of attacking Freedom Loving America at ANY GIVEN MOMENT!

But alas, Richard DeAgazio interrupted America’s possible existence to STOP an attack by having a photo-op with the officer handling the “nuclear football”!

But there is even more!

It has been rumored that the Secretary of the Deplorables, Tubularsock has been taking in “side jobs” in order to maximize his connections.

And it has been reported that the Secretary of the Deplorables happened to be the “officer” carrying the “Nuclear Football” at the time of the “photo-op”!

There has been NO PROOF that the Secretary of the Deplorables was involved.

But alternative facts do lead to that conclusion, SEE FOR YOURSELF!

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IF FACTS WERE RATTLESNAKES …….. YOU’D BE BETTER OFF SEEING A DOCTOR!

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Tub heading special report

BLIND TRUST FANTASY 

There has been an outcry by many that President Elect Tweet put his businesses not just into his family’s control but place his entire business assets and investments into a blind trust.

And this has always sounded good for people who know insider deals about to happen to not be able to use that information to feather their own family nest.

And it seems like the perfect solution, doesn’t it?

Well it is a silly cover …….

Let Tubularsock give you a typical Tubularsock Example.

Tubularsock takes all his money and invests in Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls. Yes, it is a futuristic concept which may or may not even work.

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Because it is a new investment “opportunity” the share price is $3.00 a share. And Tubularsock buys 500,000 shares. That means that Tubularsock’s total cost is $1 and a half million. (remember this is an example and Tubularsock’s current “funds” fall a bit short of this amount.)

Then Tubularsock goes off to Washington, D.C. as President or Senator or even a member of the House of Representatives.

And a blind trust is set up “in good faith” to show no conflict of interest. (Horse-shit, to coin an economic phrase that fits the bill.)

Now remember, this is a simple straight forward example but the idea can be perfected a number of ways and the end result is controlled wealth accumulation with the advantage of the fantasy of no conflict of interest.

So to make this example more realistic let’s take Tubularsock’s name out of the equation and in its place substitute the name of say, ahhh …. Senator McNUT.

Now Senator McNUT works the system in the Senate and gets a plum committee chairmanship. This may take a couple of years or even less depending on his value to his party but in time he is made Chairman of  the Advanced Military Systems Committee.

And because of his position and influence (due to the fact that other Senators are busy doing the same type of scam) McNUT puts forth and fast-tracks a new weapon known as APPB Munitions.

And through “deal-making” gets the Committee to vote this new futuristic weapon into existence and moves it through to passage.
Now remember, Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls may not even work BUT this is the Federal Government and all that is needed to be said that, it is “believed” that APPB could STOP terrorism!

Of course, outside the Washington bubble Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls stock takes a leap upward. Upon passage the stock jumps to $10 a share! OR $5 million for blind trust McNUT.

Now this continues and say Atomic-Ping-Pong-Balls actually kind-of-works. Well remember this is the Federal Government so additional contracts are given for APPB and the price per share jumps to $33 a share due to a “maybe” break threw and Senator McNUT’s investment increases to $16 million 500 thousand.

Are you getting the point. And lets say Senator McNut did this with just five defense products ……. early retirement, yes?

The manipulation is done wide open and the “blind-trust” really is a “BLIND-BLING”

And the BLIND BLING works at many levels. The Clinton Foundation is a wonderful BLIND BLING. You’ll be noticing Obummer’s speech circuit after he leaves office as how the BLIND BLING works, Michelle’s as well.

The “pay-off” comes AFTER! It is a POSTED DATED BRIBE and it is deemed A-OK with the established power elite. Hey, that is how American Democracy is done!

AND THE BEAT GOES ON ………………..

Should you worry about the SWAMP THAT TWEET’S CREATING?

FUCK YEAH!

But before the fucking clinton-obama holier than thou crescendo reaches a greater volume ….. reflect on THIS BLIND BLING CON.

Now reread Tubularsock’s thoughts …… TRUTH CAN BE FOUND IN A LOST WORLD!

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