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TRUMP’S SHEETS ARE SHOWING

Damn, WHAT A TOAD! Tubularsock blames Alzheimer-Reagan for the total failures of Trump! Seriously!

It was Bat Shit Crazy Reagan who was responsible for putting the mentally deranged out in the streets and making mental illness a criminal offense rather than a medical issue.

The jails filled up with mental patients because Alzheimer-Reagan wanted to cut back on government assistance to the mentally ill to save money.

And all these years later it has all come home again. The bat-shit-crazy Trump retards put Orange Tweet into power and now we have the office of President filled with Shit-For-Brains.

Hence, a man that can not tell the difference between a Nazi and normal human being.

It is really disgusting to listen to those who are attempting to put lip stick on the Pig Called Trump but hey it doesn’t seem to be working. Some Americans are actually awakening to what is happening.

And when even Corporate CEO’s see standing for Trump may be just too costly to their bottom line are bailing out only tells you just how powerful social-media has become.

And Tubularsock figures that it may cause Macy’s not have their White Sheet Sale this year to avoid the connection between the Nazi, the KKK and Trump-AmeriKKKa!

The smarter move is to push tie-dyed sheets to be on the safe side.

MAY THE SHEETS HIT THE TRUMP FAN!

 

 

 

SCARAMUCCI THE DOUCHE, FLUSHED!

The humor train is still racing down the tracks in Tweet’s White House. Removing Anthony Scaramucci, the ultimate douche-bag, because of his erratic speech patterns such as using “cock blocking” as a government tactic was so shocking EVEN to the pussy grabbing Commander of Sleaze!

“The president certainly felt that Anthony’s comments were inappropriate for a person in that position,” stated Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the White House press secretary.

Hot damn, that is got to be one of the most hypocritical statements so far in this administration. How funny can it get.

The crime is Anthony out Trumped Trump! THAT gets you fucking fired, dude!

Melania Trump and Ivanka were “disgusted” and “offended” by Scaramucci’s expletive-laden interview with the New Yorker Magazine. You know, being both plastic filled women and used to pussy grabbing just finds cock blocking something they have to do every time Orange-Tweet comes near them!

Melania even has gone as far as not even wanting to hold the hand that touches that part of Orange Tweets body. Now that shows good judgement!

 

But there will be more, so stay tuned for ************** the downfall of John Kelly as he ****************

“ENDS THE WHITE HOUSE CHAOS” episode 13.

See the Commander of Chaos chained to his chair just out of reach of the “tweet-machine”. It is called RADICAL INTERVENTION!

Oh, has anyone noticed that the Pentagon is setting up to hit North Korea? Hell folks, it is literally a tweet away form coming to pass. But look over here, as Garfunkel and Oates sings,  “This Party Took a Turn for the Douche”!

 

JEFF SESSIONS THE DEVIL YOU SAY!

Well it looks like the “devil” is knocking on little-prick-jeff-sessions “back door” sort of speak. Tubularsock has always said that those overly pious, God-fearing Christians should NEVER bend over anywhere near Trump!

Well little jeffy did bend over a few times and still would “butt” he may be packing his bags soon.

However, Tubularsock does give credit to little jeffy for recusing himself from the on going Russian investigation as he should have done and did EVEN at the expense of Orange-Tweet’s wrath. Legally as well as ethically it was required so Sessions’ gets a gold star for that!

Yet he is still a little-stale-racist-white-cracker none the less and Tubularsock will be happy to see him go.

But Tubularsock will be glad to bring  jeffy over to the nearest Black Christian LGBT pot smoking party and introduce him to new friends. Hey, Tubularsock doesn’t hold a grudge ……………………….

You know little jeffy will be so much happier taking his dominatrix wife and himself back to Alabama and leave Trump’s cyberbullying. Oh sure he’ll miss it but maybe he’ll just be better off in his home territory and away from the evils of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Hell, Orange-Tweet plays hard ball!

 

 

IS TRUMP CRAZY?

Let’s put it this way, the president, although “not exactly clinically deranged,” is “not altogether stable.”

“Frighteningly he’s that far out of touch with himself. He constantly rationalizes his secret passive-aggressive attacks driven by deep unconscious fears of being attacked himself.”

We should all be alarmed “. . . that sitting in the Oval Office in the White House is “a near-madman at the controls of a nuclear bomb appearing rational on the surface.”

These observation were made by Dr. Andrew G. Hodges, a board-certified psychiatrist in private practice.

And many have agreed about the dangers presented by a top psychiatrist about the President’s, “Destructive rage beyond belief”!

How much more do the American people need to know about the President? ARE YOU SCARED YET?

The President, “. . . has a Narcissistic Personality Disorder. What this means, mostly, is that he has rather desperate insecurities about himself, and compensates by constructing a grandiose self-image. Most of his relationships are either mirroring relationships–people who flatter him and reinforce his grandiosity -or idealized self-objects–people that he himself thinks a lot of, and hence feels flattered by his association” according to Dr. Paul Minot giving the psychiatrist’s point of view.

“The most disturbing aspect about narcissists, however, is their pathological inability to empathize with others, with the exception of those who either mirror them, or whom they idealize”, Dr. Minot continued.

So you can see that the President has issues as many President’s have had in the past.

Even “ . . . John F. Kennedy and Richard M. Nixon—surreptitiously took daily psychiatric medications such as Valium and other anxiety treatments while occupying the Oval Office. Another—Lyndon B. Johnson—was so emotionally erratic that his top aides consulted psychiatrists and confronted the first lady about his behavior.” (Politico Magazine 1/4/17)

So as much as Donald Trump might be crazy as hell he has fallen in with a long line of bat-shit-crazy dudes. In Tubularsock’s view you have to be “crazy” even to want the job and then once you get it that just solidifies the madness!

You see, mental illness and asylums go together very well. And mental illness and the White House goes together very well because the White House IS an asylum. That is why there are guards around it.

TO KEEP THEM IN. A little known secret that Tubularsock is passing on to you.

And now for the big surprise. As you know, Tubularsock doesn’t have a very high opinion of Orange-Tweet and Tubularsock believes that Orange-Tweet IS fucking nuts BUT ……….

The two opening divided statements above are descriptions by psychiatrists about Obummer and Baby Shrub respectively.

So what’s new?

 

 

 

 

OUTSOURCED ARMY

THEY HAVE TO BE KIDDING!

Orange Tweet is really an inspiration for the advancement of stupidity. No not because of his tweet attention-span, nor his small limp hands and bigly butt. No those are just side line embarrassing.

When President Orange Tweet says he wants to make America Great Again he doesn’t mean 1940’s or 1950’s GREAT! No he means British Empire Great like 17 and 18 hundreds GREAT! Viceroy Great. And who says you can’t go backward!

And you all know how the “free market system” works right? You know competition brings the price down, right? And because of that, government needs to “privatize” many of its agencies because the private sector can do it cheaper than the government can do it.

Take for example, WAR. If the United States privatizes its military then what money we can all save ……… such a deal.

Now this isn’t a Trump idea. He doesn’t have the ability to think let alone creatively. No this goes way back as far as war itself. Some people fight and some people supply the fighters. And just for fun, stop and guess who gets rich and who gets dead.

And the capitalistic system has improved upon this basic idea a thousand fold by adding the investing class to the mix. Now there are those who fight the war, those who supply the fighters, AND those who INVEST in the suppliers who supply the fighter who fight the war. See, that is called capitalism because the investing class are even further away from being dead from war but profit the most from it. Clever yes?

Now check this out. The military-industrial-complex has come up with this really fun idea and that is to privatize armies so the U.S. Government can save money.

We have already been doing this over there is that hostile Middle East and in Africa as well. But this savings is really a deal!

Funny that. Presently a “private soldier” (once called a mercenary) makes in salary about three times more than an American soldier. So the salary cost of the mercenary army would be THREE TIME HIGHER than it is now.

Would you care to venture a guess how this cost alone is cheaper?

And then you have the “standard” corporate operational costs for maintaining a mercenary army with the small problem of loyalty to MONEY rather than any insane patriotic reasoning so as to have the added burden of losing your “army” to the highest bidder.

Damn tricky, eh?

Now the U.S. has already had this continuous problem in the mercenary terrorists we have hired, trained and supplied just to have them jump sides and end up fighting us rather than doing as we paid them to do. Some of this has been based on deceit and some of this is due to a better deal going down.

When money is the bases of the commitment the playing field changes and your terrorists buddy today is your terrorist enemy tomorrow based on a couple of bucks.

 

And just who is pushing this insane idea?

Well the Bowery Boys, Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner, formally known as the Dead End Kids for you movie buffs.

Erik Prince the founder of the murdering thugs Blackwater Worldwide and Stephen Feinberg, a billionaire financier who owns the giant military contractor DynCorp International and Tubularsock believes sucks out babies brains for lunch (warning: this latter thought may be an alterNUT fact, be advised!) have offered up their proposals at Bannon’s and Kushner’s request.

Wow, Tubularsock just wonders with these four minds coming together, “What Could Possibly Go Wrong?”

Now Tubularsock, in case you haven’t noticed, wants to remind you that after 16 years WE ARE STILL MAKING WAR ON AFGHANISTAN.

You remember Afghanistan, right? The country right after 9/11 we started a war with.
And just to remind you how we did that it went down like this:

Bush and the boys and the bitch told the Taliban that they would have to hand over Osama bin Laden to the U.S. for the 9/11 crime or we would BOMB THEM!

The Taliban agreed to hand over Osama bin Laden to the U.S. for the 9/11 crime if and when the United States provided PROOF that Osama bin Laden was guilty of this crime. You remember that silly notion, a man is innocent until PROVEN guilty don’t you?

That is a fundamental legal principle of the United States not Afghanistan!

Well, the United States didn’t have any proof that he was directly involved.  He said he wasn’t involved in 9/11 directly. And to this day there has been no real proof that he was directly involved EXCEPT for the forged CIA tape prominently promoted on YouTube! But it was well known that bin Laden was a CIA asset so Tubularsock figures that it depends on which side of the fence he was working at any given time.

So we bomb them! And then we bomb them. And then we bomb them ……………  And even the old cliche that we were going to bomb them back into the Stone Age was used by some but they hadn’t left the Stone Age so they didn’t seem to noticed except all their wedding parties we annihilated. Oh, and their women and children were slaughtered but hey, THAT’S WAR don’t ya know!

Just reminds one of the callousness of war. Those who were murdered on 9/11 are precious souls but those we blow apart in Afghanistan are just collateral damage and how dare they run under our bombs! They act like they live there!

So now, 16 years of quagmire and Trump is thinking to “fix” Afghanistan by spending billions and billions of more dollars for a cheap fix: MERCENARY ARMIES provided by private enterprise corporations.

And they are even thinking of picking an American Viceroy who would directly report to Trump and run the Afghanistan mission with an outsourced army and a mission of “do whatever it takes to pacify Afghanistan”!

From Tubularsock’s point of view it is refreshing to have the lunatic fringe right out there in the open for a change unlike Killary’s style or Obomba’s style of putting up the false-bull-shit-front but still fucking you up the ass! But which of these elite assholes are more dangerous is a toss up!

HYPNOTIC 9/11 …..  TRUTH BY NOT BEING AFRAID AT LOOKING

Let Tubularsock make this simple. Tubularsock has noticed that whenever 9/11 is brought up as a subject, immediately if not sooner the, “Well, Bush didn’t do it!”, comes right out. Even if no one had said he had. It is a standard response.

Another standard response is, “well “OUR” government wouldn’t have done it to our own people!” is often made clear. Even if no one had said we had. It is a standard response.

And then there is the Popular Mechanic Magazine “debunking” article about 9/11 another standard example of “Proving the crazies are WRONG!” As if Popular Mechanic Magazine was some highly respected scientific journal rather then a magazine written on a 5th grade reading level. But it is the best place to get your information on what batteries to buy for your military issued multi-function flashlight or how to sharpen your push mower with a hand file like your grandfather used to do! The Popular Mechanic Magazine “debunking” article was itself debunked but alterNUT news seems difficult to kill even with mere facts.

And if one presents ANY evidence that has been uncovered since 9/11 occurred, that evidence is all rejected outright and then three or four outrageous theories are trotted out as “PROOF” ….. That ALL evidence is not true!

You know the ones, …….. An alien craft was involved, or it was all a hologram. Or there was a nuclear device on the planes.

Or the one Tubularsock loves best is the statement “. . . I’m not no engineer or scientist so how would I know how buildings fall down! I’m sure the government knows what they are doing! You know NIST, did a study on it and they said fires brought the buildings down. And they are our best scientists!”

And then the capper ………. “Osama bin Laden did it because he hated our freedom!”
And Tubularsock always responds, “So I guess we should all go out and shop?”

And Tubularsock is sure you remember that “our” President Bush warned us not to “tolerate outrageous conspiracy theories” and Tubularsock took him at his word and NEVER believed a word Bush said about this subject to this very day.

Which brings us to this video by the Architects & Engineers For 9/11 Truth.

What Tubularsock likes about this video is this guy woke up. And he explains just how that happened. And why it took so long.

If you can sit through this video and still have any question that SOMETHING just doesn’t add up about the Government’s Conspiracy Theory then you’ll have to be so frightened of the truth and may be better off to remain asleep for your own good.

Knowing truth is taking responsibility and Tubularsock knows some people just can’t handle it because it is just too scary to face up to ……… so stay asleep. But PLEASE don’t talk about it anymore to anyone.

Spreading ignorance is just embarrassing to be around. Just sleep ….. “perchance to dream” ….. that American Dream you have heard so much about!

And one additional thing ……… DON”T GET LOST IN THE WHO DID IT AND HOW WAS IT DONE CAN OF WORMS! That is something that may come later for you to consider.

Just waking up to the knowledge that Our Government is hiding the truth isn’t a very big  jump to take. IS IT?  You already KNOW THAT the lie is the standard form of communication between the citizen and their government so why would 9/11 be any different? If they weren’t hiding the facts why is everything STILL top secret and not released to the citizens to see what really happened? Are they afraid that bin Laden will come back from the dead and use the information to attack us again?

OR are they afraid that what we’ve been told IS NOT the truth and might just wake the people up AND DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY!

Seriously, if YOU carried out your job as they have YOU WOULD BE FIRED! You would no longer be employed! Why aren’t we the citizen demanding the same of our government employees? Why are they any different from US?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A TUBULARSOCK SOBER 4TH THOUGHT

And in the distant atomic cloud cover one can just start to hear our new Orange Tweet President tweeting:

“LET THEM EAT CAKE!”

And Tubularsock assumes he is speaking of the most “bigly” piece of chocolate cake that is so awesome that it will make ameriKKKa  great again!