Tubularsock is sitting at his desk in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in the Underground Bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see BUNKER TOUR for background) and Tubularsock is in overwhelm.

Just how much information-shit can one person fill up with before an explosion takes place spreading information-shit all over the place?

You want school shootings? You’ve got school shootings.

You want white people bombings? You’ve got white people bombings.

You want the LAST white rhino dying? You’ve got the LAST white rhino dying.

Yeah, it is all happening and one could take comfort that solid leadership would at least set one’s mind at ease.

 And that is where PRESIDENT DENNISON comes into play.

You see traditionally there was an idea that the leader whether it was the local chief or the Grand Wizard or even a President or Prime Minister could “set the tone” for the society and create calm because someone was in charge.

But like Tubularsock said, that was a “traditional idea”. In truth it was untrue in the past and is still untrue. The difference today is most people know we are FUCKING IN TROUBLE!

There is NO ONE at the rudder and what’s more, it is now realized more and more by the masses that there is NO SHIP OF STATE for the rudder to direct a direction!

And even more frightening, there is no LEADERSHIP even to deceive all of us that there is a possibility for change. (Visualize a rubber raft headed toward Niagara Falls and the ONLY hope is that global warming will dry out the river before we get to the Fall’s edge.)



L/R Stormy Daniels, Tubularsock, Asa Akira, Jessica Drake


 And that is where PRESIDENT DENNISON comes into play.

Do you recall as a child you had “imaginary friends”? Well this is not uncommon for many children. Sometimes more than one.

As one grows into adulthood those “imaginary friends” are incorporated into your regular mental chatter and are consumed so as in most cases forgotten.

BUT President Dennison has THREE “imaginary friends”.

His first one was John Barron. Back in the 1980s Barron would be introduced as a spokesperson for Trump. (In 2006, Trump named his youngest son Barron.)

This “spokesperson” would explain Trump’s actions to the press. (He was never seen, only heard by telephone and he sounded very much like Trump.)

And then in 1991 John Miller who was introduced as a “publicist” for Trump was brought in to explain to the press about the end of Trump’s marriage to Ivana and his rumored association with other women.

John Miller, as well, conducted his interviews over the phone and was never seen but, the funny thing was, he too sounded very much like Trump.


And that is where PRESIDENT DENNISON comes into play.

David Dennison IS Donald Trump ……. or could it be the other way around?

You see, it was David Dennison(aka Donald Trump aka John Barron aka John Miller) who was supposed to sign the 2016 non-disclosure agreement with Peggy Peterson(aka Stephanie Clifford aka Stormy Daniels) regarding her allegation that the two of them had an extramarital affair in 2006.

However David Dennison(aka Donald Trump aka John Barron aka John Miller) never signed the agreement! Which should make the agreement null and void. The verdict is still out.



You can see why the Italian and Russian mafia gets along with this guy. With that many aliases he’s got to be a crook!

So President David Dennison (aka Donald Trump aka John Barron aka John Miller) has “imaginary friends” and just think of the savings to the United States. Four guys for the price of one.

And THAT IS WHY President Dennison changes his mind mid-sentence. He’s really FOUR and thus why golf is so natural FOUR him!










Well that didn’t take long!

It has only been a month.

The Parkland shooting has only increased the need for guns not the sensible other way around.

And maybe it is just a new wave of retroactive abortion.

You see regular abortion is MURDER of the fetus and respecting life is what we are all about. Right?


Having guns in schools will diminish the youth population by just more shootings.


It is a simple basic principle of supply and demand.

What good is a gun if you can’t use it? To sit and fondle it? Rub it up and down different body parts will only pacify a gun user just so much. And then, what always happens when you get yourself all worked up …….. RELEASE!

Arming teachers seems to be a solution. At least it is a SOLID stupid idea. Tubularsock can say that much for it.

Why not arm the homeless? Seems reasonable, right? Many homeless have been shot in the street so why not arm them?

Or the grocery clerk, the mail person, the crossing guard BUT NOT the Saloon Keeper. We need one safe place when we drink our whiskey!

In the last few days a teacher in California and a Virginia cop have accidentally discharged firearms inside their schools.

In California a 17 year old boy was hit in the neck by bullet fragments during a gun-safety course! Oops. This accident just happened after a teacher accidentally fired a semi-automatic handgun into the ceiling during a gun safety lesson. (Monterey County Herald)

The teacher also worked as a reserve police officer.

In Alexandria, Virginia a five year veteran of the Alexandria Police Department working as a school resource officer accidentally fired his gun inside his office in a 1,500-student middle school. No one was injured.

And in Michigan a sheriff left his loaded weapon in a bathroom which was found by a student who reported it to his teacher. Hey, shit happens.

So all three incidents in the past week were carried out by highly trained officers. Could that provide a clue to having an entire staff armed and dangerous?

And let us not forget Jesse Davidson, a 53-year-old social studies teacher from Alabama, who barricaded himself inside a classroom at Dalton High School with a gun. He wouldn’t let the students into the classroom and when the Principal attempted to enter with a pass key Davidson fired a random shot out the window. The police arrested him.

Seems that Davidson had some “issues”. A major one, most likely, teaching social studies in high school!

The great thing is that all of this is going on and it is just the tip of the ammunition dump or is that tip of the iceberg, whatever!

Arming the teachers?

Well it just brings Tubularsock back to retroactive birth control.




Oh sure, times have changed but really, is there nothing sacred any longer?

Hope Hicks, President Orange Tweets’ longest-serving and most trusted adviser
has stepped down from her position as White House communications director.

And it only took nine hours with the House Intelligence Committee to admit,
“that she was occasionally required to tell ‘white lies’ as part of her job”.

But she denied lying about anything relevant to the investigation into alleged Russian meddling in the 2016 election!

White House spokeswoman Sarah Sanders stated that Hope Hicks’s “. . . resignation was not connected to testimony she gave to the House Intelligence Committee on Tuesday.

Which is of course an OUT AND OUT LIE because Sarah Sanders’s job is to tell OUT AND OUT LIES not “white lies” which was Hope Hick’s job.


As you can see it is all very logical!

But really, talking about “MISSION IMPOSSIBLE”!

Communications Director for an inept imbecile?

This message will self destruct in three and a half seconds whether you take the mission or not ……… Poof!




Well “Mad dog Mattis”, our beloved Secretary of Defense, has admitted that the 80 plus living people who are dead now after President Dump bomb the Syrian Airbase with Tomahawk missiles in 2017 didn’t have to die.


Remember that entire thing about Obomber’s “red line in the sand” and the criticism he received because HE DIDN’T bomb Syria for the gas attack in 2013. He didn’t have clear evidence that Assad really used sarin gas. And then later it was shown that “our” terrorists were the ones that used it.

So Obomber not retaliating was due to lack of clear evidence. And rather than blunder with death and destruction he stepped back.

However LittleLimpDickTrump RUSHED to bomb the Syrian Airbase and kill 80 plus people with no clear evidence that the Assad Government had done it. His action was ONLY because he wanted to ACT LIKE he had a large dick. Ask Stormy, he doesn’t!

No surprise there.

But “Mad dog” didn’t bother to explain how the United States was going to bring those 80 plus people back from the dead. Well, in truth he never really thought about the people.

He only admitted that the U.S. had no proof that Assad was involved.

Tubularsock is surprised that we didn’t rush off and bomb Afghanistan like Bush did after 9/11.

You see, The U.S. has to bomb somebody! It’s the MANLY thing to do.

That is what the presstitutes and the establish power structure calls “Presidential”!

And as “Mad dog Mattis has said, “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”

He is definitely a creepy little old limp prick!


But it is a systematic problem for the United States. We are a killing culture and it is condoned by the President and Congress.

AND the citizens of the U.S as well.

But the citizens of the U.S. don’t really care much if we kill random men, women, and children in those foreign countries because they somehow find themselves on the battlefield called THEIR COUNTRY and get themselves killed.

And it is agreed that America is in THEIR COUNTRY to save them from THEIR COUNTRY!

And the fact that they get dead by the United States because we are there to save them ……….

WELL …… that is their fault

But then WE have ANOTHER school shooting and the American citizen gets, well you know, all emotional and they feel something should be done.

But the President and Congress NEVER wants to face the gun issue because EVERYONE is just too emotional to clearly decide ANYTHING about guns at this point in the latest crisis.


Let step back and support and send our prayers and face this crisis when the emotions calm down.

WELL THE PROBLEM WITH THIS is when will our emotional free period show up.

There have been 17 school shootings this year alone and we are only in mid-February!


But rest assured that the gun issue CAN’T BE DEALT WITH BY CONGRESS AND THE PRESIDENT!


Oh my, you still don’t know? Shame on you.

The gun issue can not be changed until we change THE SHOW!

And what’s the show that runs Congress and the President into INACTION?



13 Russians under my bed
there’s got to be three that really are red

Those Commie Pinkos are at it again
Trying to topple all of we Americans

Oh no you don’t hack our elections
We can do that by having no selections

One asshole is as bad as the next
But we are all free to make a select

Do you really think you can destroy us like that
We have enough guns to wipe ourselves out fast

The politicians offer up goodwill and prayer
As they carry their NRA money to their lairs

And fuck all the children, cripple, and poor
As Trump spends his time with a couple of whores

But it is all well and good as it should be
Because we got 13 Russians don’t you see?

And you may just wonder what’s that is to me
Those 13 Russians provide great levity





Funny how this works. Not 12, not 14,  were indicted for manipulating social media to promote social division by mimicking grassroots political activity. All in favor of Trump?

So 13? Remember 9/11? Symbolically in your mind the sequence 911 = emergency.

And 13 symbolically means unlucky or “be careful”.

Oh please ………….. give Tubularsock a break here. Do “they” think this is going to work? That it is the evil Putin behind it all?


You have Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton running about the country LYING every third word for the entire election cycle.

You have Donald Trump grabbing pussy and flaunting his fat old orange body about like he was some savior or something.

You have Hillary Clinton cheating and manipulating the DNC with her cronies in tow.

You have the Democraps and the Replblican’ts spending billions of dollars to project total BULL SHIT onto the American citizen.


Lets stop right here and look at the number of PR firms that are employed by the CLOSED TWO PARTY SYSTEM. And what is the purpose of a PR firm?

A PR firm’s job is to lie, cheat, scam and manipulate by any means possible to make a product (candidate) look exceptionally good. In fact, THE BEST!

Using social media, news feeds, human interest stories the full spectrum. Tubularsock is talking about millions upon millions of dollars. Thousands of employees implementing and saturating positions and beliefs and ideas in order to make their product (candidate) look like the BEST candidate since sliced bread you’d ever seen.


And it was all done on social media?

Now so far there isn’t any hard cold evidence that has been presented to the public only words, and innuendo.

And just maybe we may be going after all this in an incorrect manner. Rather than looking at the scammers just maybe we should be looking at the scammed.

At what point ARE YOU responsible for common sense?

At what point ARE YOU responsible for making decisions by investigating information BEFORE you believe it?

At what point ARE YOU responsible for critical thinking?

Usually, most people tend to BELIEVE what they want to believe even when all the factual information is to the contrary. It is just easier.

Oh Hillary is a woman, that must be good!

Oh Donald is rich, that must be good!

Oh Bernie is a socialist, that must be bad!

Oh Jill sat at the same dinner table as Putin, that must mean something!

The entire thought pattern of the nation is continually manipulated at ever level whether it is standard jingoism and rally around the fucking flag to using the “best” tooth paste to show off your shit-eating-grin!

YOU are managed day in and day out!


Tubularsock is not being an alarmist here but you’d better wake the fuck up because there is ONLY TWO SIDES.

Those who control you,

And you.

And unfortunately you have acquiesced to slavery as freedom!


Well go watch the game and have another beer. That will show them!



Well it was bound to happen our dear fumble bumble Vice President DencePence in protest at the opening of the Winter Olympic Games in South Korea “took a butt” rather than a knee to protest. And HE’S a very white guy!

And really after all that sturm and drang about the NLF players with that knee thing and here is DencePence “taking a butt” to protest at a sports event.

And sure, it takes an ass to “take a butt”. No question!


Wouldn’t it be just great if some South Korean Olympic owner would stand up and say, “you are fired you son of a bitch”!

But that won’t happen because Koreans are a polite people and a public outburst of that nature would ONLY be acted out by a “round-eyed barbarian”. Proper decorum is still practiced in Asia.

You see at the opening of the Olympic Games both the South and North Koreans entered the proceedings together. You know, as Koreans.

But for DencePence that was NOT ACCEPTABLE because he represents a two Korean world. And HE’S a very white guy!

So in PROTEST he “took a butt” and didn’t stand as others did out of respect for the teams.

“At the opening ceremonies on Friday, Pence sat stone-faced in his seat as Moon and North Korean officials stood together with much of the stadium to applaud their joint team of athletes. White House officials stressed that Pence had applauded only for the American team, but Asia experts said the vice president’s refusal to stand could be seen as disrespectful to the hosts.” (By ZEKE MILLER and MATTHEW PENNINGTON | Sat, February 10, 2018)

Now DencePence has been spending his time warning everyone that North Korea was attempting to, “hijack the message and imagery of the Olympic Games” and to promote dialogue between the North and South.

This dialogue, is “propaganda” from DencePense’s point of view. And we sure can’t have that, now can we?

And who is this WE?

Koreans or Americans.