Tubularsock knows you are busy putting on and taking off your mask and in order to expedite your political knowledge Tubularsock has created this summary so as only to tax your brain cells on a basic level.

The TRUTH can come to you in many forms and of course by now you must have realized that Tubularsock ONLY SPEAKS THE TRUTH and yes it is sooo obvious.

The Force IS you! Enjoy.








Tubularsock has a very good solid friend that is like one of those “God-people” and there is no question that if one looks for “credentials” this friend has studied many spiritual systems in depth, and has noticed—and conveyed to Tubularsock, the observation of many sages that “Everything is God”.

“All is working together for the ultimate good—no matter how it appears at a given moment”.

Now to lay this on Tubularsock’s God given cynicism is a lot to take in but Tubularsock is willing to go along for the ride and see what “spiritual” insights that may appear.

So lets see if we can get “Out of the Closet”!
“DEMOCRACY must be saved” is a bull shit talking point the Democrap’s have attempted to use against Plump-Donald.  Obummer and Wasserman Schultz REMOVED Bernie Sanders in 2020 and 2016 respectively from a chance at the Presidency by pulling the rug out from under him. You know one of those democratic moves Obummer speaks so highly about. That is an example of Democracy at work? Right?

Drump’s holding a stranglehold on the Republican’ts? Is that any different than Obummer holding a stranglehold on the Democrap’s when with a phone call he bargained Pete Buttigieg, Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar all to jump ship on Bernie when Obummer gave the word. Democracy? Sure it is ………….

The “system” is being exposed by Trump—and for anyone who cares to look at the Democrap’s ACTUAL actions they fair no better.

Obama, Clinton, Biden —scoundrels dressed up in their Sunday go-to-meetin’ suits—fooling the people with their “smooth-sly bull shit” acts.

Trump doesn’t have a Sunday go-to-meetin’ suit, yet his ability to rawly expose the system run by scoundrels of his own making as he speaks of “cleaning-the-swamp” is equally impressive!

Both sides of the fence—Democraps and Republican’ts are completely corrupt but The Dump has thrown a monkey wrench into the mix and exposes the corruption right out in the open AND NOBODY STOPS HIM FROM DOING IT. Ahh, the first dictum: Law and Order, out the window! To make that work SOMEBODY has to say NO!

IF you don’t think that fucking Nancy Pelosi with her fucking $24,000.00 refrigerator filled with fucking custom ice cream and her fucking husband doing insider trading isn’t corruption and on top of it totally DISCONNECTED from the “people” she should be representing, then you haven’t caught up to the system as it is in reality.

Now Nancy does represent very well, as a corporate whore is paid to do, the REAL people she does the bidding for BUT IT AIN’T YOU SUCKER!

But as Nancy plays the Ice Cream Game and ACTS like she is a real living person (HA!), Donald rushes about in his golf togs calling “Make America Great”, the phrase he stole from Ronald Reagan, having no interest in doing that but settling rather on ME, ME, ME!

Even Bernie can’t be excluded. He has a blind spot that still believes in the system.
And that belief caught him off guard two times and you’ll see him climb on his horse again believing that the likes of Senile OLD JOE and CORPORATE WHORE KAMILA will listen to “progressive voices” for change. Dumb move!

Bernie still hasn’t gotten, after all these years, that the only way for so called progressives to win over the rotten core of the American political sewerage (aka, the Democraps and the Republican’ts) is to roll in Tanks and blow them to pieces.

Hell, when it’s finished ……… call it Democracy!


But alas, As Tubularsock’s “God-person” said, “All is working together for the ultimate good—no matter how it appears at a given moment”. REMEMBER?

And that is best summed up by Bradley Blankenship, a Prague-based American journalist, political analyst and freelance reporter, when he wrote:

“Trump may have accelerated Washington’s downward trajectory by embarrassing the US on the world stage and self-imploding the US economy over a mismanaged Covid-19 response, but most understand that this is reflective of the US itself and not just Trump alone. After all, a country that could actually produce a Trump presidency and then follow that up with a very obviously mentally deteriorating 77-year-old (soon to be 78!) is unfit to be the world’s foremost power. It is also merely a fact of history that empires don’t last forever.”

Amen Brothers and Sisters!

And the best Tubularsock can come up with in Tubularsock’s Cynical Spiritual Quest is
that It may be time for the American Society to stop and focus on some self-reflection!

Scary, right?





Well from the controlled news media it has been announced that Dead On Arrival has “won” the Presidency of the United States of America.

And of course the Orange Cadaver is having his tantrum right on schedule.

AHHH, life is so predictable in a controlled society.

Makes you feel safe ……. right?

There was once upon a time that Tubularsock would at least “hope” that our society would learn from it’s mistakes and improve the world for ALL people.

Tubularsock knows ……. silly.

But the writing is ALWAYS on the wall which makes graffiti not only an art form but a fundamental library of knowledge.

Now it is always interesting to ask the simple question to those people who are jumping up and down for Dead On Arrival’s win.

Have you read his past policies? This is the guy you want making future policy? Get real! Just how stupid are you.

And in truth Joe should make sure that his food tester bites into every dinner before he eats because Kamila is a climber from the Hillary Clinton playbook. Like a total bitch!

Tubularsock would just say, “watch your back”.

And as for policy. Have you looked at her background? They call her a “progressive” but she is as progressive as a Southern Democrap!

No, Tubularsock is afraid that things are NOT going to get better. This roller-coaster is rigged for down.

And do you think that the Senate staying in the position to block any “progress” of Old Joe is a coincidence? Well, no surprise there. It is part of the formula.

It is part of the cover provided by our wretched and controlled “democracy” so nothing changes for the money elite but allows that whoever is in power to have the excuse of not being able to pass any legislation to help the regular people.

You’ll watch the Republicn’t stand up and say WE MUST stop deficit spending and balance the budget and Democrap’s say we must help the people with a stimulus package BUT the rich have already robbed the treasury so Old Joe’s hands are tied.

Same playbook when Obummer was President. When he had control of Congress he didn’t pass shit.

Then when is lost control of Congress it became the excuse why he couldn’t pass shit!

But the Banks and Wall Street bailout Obummer was able to pull off …….. any questions?

And yep, The Orange Cadaver’s tax bill and the Covid stimulus gave the rich the money and the citizens pocket change.

Does it appear that both parties are in this together?

So don’t expect anything new because the game is rigged and YOU ain’t in the club house!

Ah, you poor bastards …….. foiled again!


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Well for Tubularsock it has come down to this.

Tubularsock has attempted words BUT how about FEELINGS?

And rather than express those feelings let Tubularsock use the
candidate’s own expressions in this race to the bottom to show exactly
how Tubularsock feels about both of them.

And for that matter ……… Tubularsock’s FEELINGS with the nation as a whole.

Yep, this is as optimistic as Tubularsock gets under this current delirium of despair.

Tubularsock has just finished Tubularsock’s third Molotov Cocktail …….

Yummm, so good.

Damn! Now where did Tubularsock put those matches?









Most people in the United States are petrified this year not because of Halloween the 31st but because of Halloween the 3rd.

And how could Tubularsock blame them.

Halloween on the 3rd of November is waaaaaay scarier than the traditional Halloween of ghosts and goblins. Either way you go you move closer to the grave!


The November 3rd Halloween has the ghosts of the past which have filled our news feeds with the likes of Hunter Biden and the Dump’s former China ambassador’s son, Eric Branstad as well as enough goblins to fill the Federal Reserve and the Supreme Court as well.

No, the scary part for Tubularsock is that the American public are STILL not aware that they DON’T live in a Democracy. They still don’t get it.

Ok. Let Tubularsock try this as an awakening salvo across the brow of your eighth grade civics teacher, YOU LIED TO ALL OF US!

You see, the Founding FATHERS (remember women of the time were considered more chattel than people) were afraid of the “uneducated masses” so they put “safeguards” into the Constitution like the Electoral College.

The Electoral College forms every four years for the sole purpose of electing the president and vice president of the United States.

That is why a person can win the popular vote (you know, democracy) but LOSE the Electoral College vote (you know, dictatorship).

If Russia or China had an electrical college can’t you just hear the gasps of dictatorial control over THEIR elections from the lips of those “Western Democracy” who pride themselves as being “democratic”?

Russia and China really don’t need an electrical college because the choice is made for them with only one choice.

Really, much like ours. Only we get two choices but only ONE POLICY.

It’s a fixed system but the belief propaganda serves up is such that the individuals are different but the trick is that THE POLICY IS THE SAME! And has been for years so most don’t really understand the screwing that is really being dished out! A BLUE PLATE SPECIAL! BUT DISCOUNTED WITH A COVID SAUCE!


That process gave us The Orange Dump. And as much as Tubularsock dislikes The Dump, Bitch Hillary would have been worse, only hidden. Don’t get Tubularsock started!

The Orange Dump is just OUT THERE about shit and yes he’s down right scary but he jumps out at you. You see he’s a nut!


Fuckless Joe is as scary but his actions are in the shadows like Obummer and the rest of the creepy political class. They “nice-talk” you to death and still fuck you over!

Have you noticed that Neither of these jack-offs have A REAL PLAN for the future.


“Come on man”, The Victrola is a great record playing machine! (Biden)

“Covid has turned the corner”. (Trump)

It just shows their ability to not look at reality. Where in the fuck are they.




But far more important where are YOU?

If every time you are offered up shit AND YOU EAT IT you’ll just get more.

Revolutions come when the citizens STOP eating shit!

But alas, YOUR SHIT tastes better than THEIR SHIT and so it goes.

We currently have NO LEADERSHIP but plenty of LEADERSHIT! And it is bedlam that rules the day!

With this kind of leadershit, Hunter or Don Jr. are going to be wealthy indeed!


The Fat Lady hasn’t sung yet. Remember that The Fat Lady often takes the long way home.

And just to be on the safe side, Tubularsock has provided The Fat Lady with several Molotov Cocktails.

And sure enough, at the moment we are both rather wasted!

Here’s to ya’!








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Now Tubularsock has been tasked with saving the illusionary world as we know it and that is exactly why Tubularsock attempts to push this overview onto your mind stream so as not to overtax your mind skill and cause permanent damage to your cerebrum.

Now to save time we all know that a picture is worth a thousand words so here is 6000 words for you to ponder. Good luck.

And YES there is a test on all this!



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This should do it. Tubularsock has been reading so much shit recently on the destruction of this country and you know what …… thank the Gods!

Our society may go the way of the Dinosaurs because we don’t seen to have the ability to WAKE UP.

It appears that most all the people are willing to turn our fate over to just about any deadbeat that comes along.

There was a time, years ago, that the citizen at least THOUGHT that they politician MIGHT do something for them.

Not any-longer, all that seem to be required now is ………..


Neither of these assholes offer YOU anything.

Ahh, the game is rigged folks…….. WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Oh, and you have a nice day, ya’ hear.


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Well today Tubularsock is sitting in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground Bunker overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and having an enjoyable time.

The air is breathable due to no smoke from the California fires hanging about and the regular smog is much less due to Covid-19 which has kept people from driving.

Of course this is slowly shifting and people WANT to get “back to normal” and breath the “normal” polluted air. That is just how dumb people happen to be.

No lessons learned here!

The great thing about Covid is that people continue to die but NOT in Orange-Fuck’s World. And don’t you even worry about this death-covid-thing because Tubularsock has gotten the FACTS from none other than Rudy Giuliani!

Can Tubularsock not be impressed with Rudy’s words as fact?

“People don’t die of this disease anymore, young people don’t die at all. Middle-aged people die very little. And even elderly people have a 1% chance of dying.”

Feel better? As for the 214,446 deaths so far well ahhh ………….
And the MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE, the new Disney horror film just released will hit the movie theaters on Christmas Day which will be on October 31st this year (BY PRESIDENTIAL ORDER) to fit the Halloween theme of the movie theaters being CLOSED due to Covid and scary house lighting.

Ever been in an empty movie theater all alone in the dark?

Well Tubularsock assumes that everyone is aware of the MIRACLE of Orange-Fuck’s coming down with Covid one minute and three minutes later after a helicopter ride up and down and a complete steroid overdose and a parade of one around Walter Reed National Military Medical Center then a helicopter ride up and down concluding with Orange-Fuck lifting as if walking on water to the heights of the White House in prime time to catch the news cycle ripping off his mask in defiance. Wow!

He is cured of Covid and free of any possibility of giving it to others!

Ah, the Gods work in mysterious ways which is just one promotional rant Orange-Fuck has used already to inspire his right wing religious base. Yes, many of the Christian Fundamentalists even stopped fucking they daughters to hear the President’s inspiring words before getting back to business. Hallelujah!

And pumping up the “old people” with a promise of free high-powered-steroids for EVERYONE! FREE!

Tubularsock can’t wait!

Years ago, Tubularsock remembers “street venders” willing to give some people FREE cocaine for a short period of time until the addiction set in and then, well the price kept going up!

So just a word to the wise for you “old people” …. there is no free lunch!

Orange-Fuck is just another pusher “like the good old days” ……..

And yet, THE WHEEL TURNS and our savior, “Mask Covered Joe” is saying little and playing dead keeping a low profile and letting Orange-Fuck blab on and on about the lighting bolts that come out of his ass to wanting to kiss every MAN, “attractive” woman and child at his Florida campaign super-spreader rally.


Guess Melania isn’t putting out, still!

Of course, Melania is down with Covid but for some reason no one seems to even ask how she’s doing. What is that about?

And just how’d she catch it? She doesn’t touch Orange-Fuck.

As for an insightful review of THE MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE Tubularsock is going to turn you over to Tubularsock’s favorite movie reviewers, ASSHOLES WATCHING MOVIES at https://assholeswatchingmovies.com/ if they aren’t aware of this upcoming film, well don’t blame Tubularsock.

They do great and entertaining reviews on a variety of other films. So DEMAND that they review THE MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE.

Tell them Tubularsock sent you!

And here is just a word to the wise from Tubularsock: Watch your back because Dick Cheney is still alive!




Well Tubularsock is guessing that it is daytime here in Oakland, CA -USA on Wednesday, September 9, 2020.

It is according to the clock 11:50AM but when Tubularsock looks out of his top floor corner office from the underground bunker overlooking Washington, DC (see Bunker Tour) it appears to be night!

Tubularsock is not kidding!

The California Fires are so intense in the surrounding area of the SF Bay Area (even though they are a couple of hundreds of miles away) that the sky is a intense gold color with little light. And there is a light fine ash resting on every horizontal surface.

If Tubularsock didn’t know better Tubularsock would guess it was about 9PM-ish in the evening.

Very, very weird from Tubularsock’s normal psycho state! Ohhh, where’s Tubularsock’s butcher’s knife anyway?

It gives Tubularsock a very disturbing overall feeling.

It also reminds Tubularsock that we are all on one earth and what we fuck up in one place is not just isolated to that place ……… unfortunately it affects ALL OF US!

Funny how that works isn’t it. And the real disturbing thing about all this is THERE IS NO PLACE TO GET AWAY! It surrounds Tubularsock with no immediate escape in any direction! Scary. The AIR is what it is and it is the ONLY air we have. The WATER is what it is and it is the ONLY water we have. And yet, as a society we disregard it like we need not protect it. Insanity is when you keep repeating the same errors believing thing will change. WE ARE AN INSANE SOCIETY! Golly, maybe we could have another international committee to discuss what needs to be done and take some kind of vote. Maybe even outline a projection of a possible shift in our environmental policies to be enacted in 2093.


ONE EARTH ……….. that is all we’ve got!

But don’t you worry. Once this all calms down we’ll all be able to “get back to normal” and live our “regular lives” without having to change a thing!

Did somebody say, “Kick the can down the road”?

It just happens to becoming a shorter road. And shorter and shorter ……….