TUBULARSOCK, PART-TIME-JOB LACKEY

 

Wow. Christmas is coming and for Tubularsock it is always the opportunity to leave Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, DC from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tours) and join the underpaid masses of the part-time-job industry.

And it is not all that easy for Tubularsock to find a part-time-job in Tubularsock’s area of expertise, political enforcer and bus driver.

In order to do this Tubularsock had to split his time between the two major political parties.

Oh sure, Tubularsock can supply pictures for you non-readers!

Sometimes in politics being run over by a bus or a CIA-heart attack is just business as usual. Other times a professional “fixer” is called in to handle some types of nasty pests before they spoil the broth. If you get Tubularsock’s drift.

 

And then driving bus isn’t such a bad job except in this case Tubularsock had to drive the entire trip in reverse in order to fit with the nature of the candidate’s mindset.

So much for low paid part time seasonal work for another year. Tubularsock has heard that some openings may be available with ISIS soon. Cash on the barrelhead and all the grenades you can eat.

See, there is always something!

 

 

 

BARACK OBAMA: THE LIE THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!

 

Tubularsock has NEVER liked or trusted Obama.

As many of Tubularsock’ friends were taken in by Obama’s finesse, charm, and intellect ….. Tubularsock was not.

At the outset, Tubularsock FELT something was just wrong with him and his “slick-Willie” ways.

The way he oozed into the National political scene. Who was behind that?

Going back to his eloquent 2004 Democratic Party Convention speech, which Tubularsock felt was excellent on the “outside” BUT something very deeply was JUST WRONG!

Maybe it was living in a very diverse and multicultural city that made Tubularsock more sensitive to “jive”. Maybe it was just Tubularsock’s deep cynical belief that even it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, and it waddles like a duck it just may be still possible that it’s NOT a duck.

Whatever it was …….. there was something just not right.

 

And time has been on Tubularsock’s side …….. that boy’s a scammer!

 

Now the Barack news that has just come to light is that Obama has been, behind the scene, working to hinder Bernie Sander’s unlikely nomination at the Democratic National Convention if for some terrible reason, like popularity, it comes to pass!

Just as Hillary last time RIGGED her nomination and cheated Bernie out of a chance in the competition, a fact that still has been “white” washed in the public sphere but only goes to show you that Trump’s corruption is systemic and the Clinton’s and Obama are cut from the same cloth!

Obama, according to Politico “ . . . would speak up to stop Bernie Sanders from becoming the party’s nominee should the Vermont senator make significant gains”.

The Democrap’s establishment would rather lose the election to Trump than risk a REAL position of CHANGE for their established system of power. THIS has already been proven by Hillary’s dramatic loss which they allowed rather than backing Sanders in 2016. The Democrap establishment will never support true systemic change which would retool the system to real power to the people.

WHO would benefit from REAL health care, FREE education, and SUPPORT for a living wage?

Not Hillary, her family’s set up.

Not Barack, his family’s set up.
So a rounding FUCK YOU AMERICA by the likes of them.

But where is the surprise?

 

So let’s return to yesteryear and follow the bread crumbs ………..

Barack was a college boy with a desire to change the racial situation in the country by community organizing. And he got into this field at 24 years old and hustled himself into a job in Chicago.

At the time he believed that according to his 1995 memoir, Dreams from
My Father, that “Change won’t come from the top . . . Change will
come from a mobilized grass roots. That’s what I’ll do. I’ll organize black folks. At the grass roots. For change.”

Now it took Barack some time working as a “front-Black” for a all White inner-city agency, the Developing Communities Project (DCP), to get accepted by the Black community.

The DCP was an outreach program of The Calumet Community Religious Conference (CCRC) who’s aim it was to get Black churches on Chicago’s South Side to become “agents of change” for their communities.

Barack’s biggest problem was to get Black ministers to “accept” him as Black and then to accept him as a Black who was representing the leadership of the DCP who had been having trouble being trusted by the Black churches because they were White. And maybe even worse Jewish and Catholic as well!

That combination was something that Black pastors viewed with distrust and suspicion which a Reverend Smalls, from the South Side, put succinctly directly to Obama, “ . . . the last thing we need is to join up with a bunch of white money and Catholic churches and Jewish organizers to solve our problems.”

Some of this attitude was expressed, if you recall, when Obama was running for President in the position of many Blacks when they expressed the racist attitude of whether Obama was “Black Enough”.

But Barack pushed on and discovered from several pastors he dealt with a key ingredient best described as having “. . . a church home” for himself. Without that he was viewed as an outsider. That way he could organize from a more trusted platform.

And by golly, Barack Obama found religion! (Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do, right?)

His pastor of choice was The Reverend Doctor Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. of the Trinity United Church of Christ on the South Side. Over the years Wright became Obama’s mentor as well.

From Obama’s very first political activities he spoke as a “dreamer” but a very
pragmatic-dreamer and would “do what it takes” to win.

The Progressives saw and followed the “BLACK-Dreamer” but missed the pragmatic political hack part of the formula.

Barack will suck up to and work to move his personal agenda and EVEN, at one point, endorsed Richard M. Daley for Chicago Mayor!

You may remember Daley for what he’s known best for and that is machine politics, corruption, and racism and being an all around asshole.

Obama backed Daley which paid off when Obama ran for President because many of Daley’s powerful friends supported his campaign. (You know, you’ve got to bend over sometimes to get ahead and with Obama it’s an art form!)

It is worth your time to really look into Barack Obama’s rise to power. He is NOT the man that the image makers have created. His Presidency was lackluster to say the most and his “true beliefs” are really self serving and lack principle.

Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong. Barack’s political ways have been overlooked by the body politic and been idealized by the jive he spills out so well. But his “Hope and Change” talk were just words to him.

He is not an honorable man. He’s just as despicable as Trump but only a different “color-coated” hue!

But for Tubularsock the decisive moment that brought forward this lack of trust, this “feeling” that Barack wasn’t what he seemed was when the TRUTH was exposed and Barack Obama ran for cover and would not stand up and be counted!

If he would have he would have really brought about that “Hope and Change” instead he cringed and joined the lie.

And by doing that threw the U.S. populous under the bus and joined the facade that unless changed will bring the destruction of the country which is well on the way already.

And Tubularsock is referring to the Jeremiah Wright Controversy.

Obama denounced the statements in question that Jeremiah Wright made in his sermons and later in his media appearances that pertained to terrorist attacks on the United States and government dishonesty.

And when it appeared that a significant amount of shade was being cast on Obama for Wright’s remarks rather than REALLY standing up for Hope and Change, Obama took the cowards path and said that he was “outraged” and “saddened” and then later resigned his membership in the church.

Rather than START the process of educating Americans and lead them toward TRUTH into the new century he ended in a complete compilation to the same old order and thus sealed his name as just another SLAVE of the “system”.

Hope and Change DISGRACEFUL …….. AND SO IS OBAMA.

So what truth should you know that Jeremiah was laying out for all to hear?

Tubularsock will just highlight here because if by this time if you haven’t figured this out you’ll need to enroll into the:

After 9/11, The Reverend Doctor Jeremiah A. Wright said in a sermon,

“ We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and the Pentagon, and we never batted an eye … and now we are indignant, because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought back into our own front yards.

America’s chickens are coming home to roost.”

The very first time Tubularsock heard this it was the first time out of all the news coverage on 9/11 that somebody was telling the historical truth.

Even on the day of 9/11, when Tubularsock got word from a neighbor that these planes had crashed into the twin-towers, Tubularsock’s very first response was, “now what have WE done”. It was an automatic response and then the Gulf of Tonkin came to mind as I rushed to the neighbors house to see what had happened. Tubularsock hasn’t had a TV for over 40 years now …….. Tubularsock gets more reading done!

Really, for a gutsy Obama this could have been a teaching moment for the society he was wishing to lead into Hope and Change BUT HE CHOSE capitulation to the same old lie. Disgraceful and so is Obama!

And Wright continued,

“Violence begets violence. Hatred begets hatred. And terrorism begets terrorism. A white ambassador { U.S. Ambassador Edward Peck} said that, y’all. Not a black militant.

Not a reverend who preaches about racism.

An ambassador whose eyes are wide open and who is trying to get us to wake up and move away from this dangerous precipice upon which we are now poised.

The ambassador said the people that we have wounded don’t have the military capability we have.

But they do have individuals who are willing to die and take thousands with them.

And we need to come to grips with that.”

And like any good preacher he continues with these excerpts from another sermon,

“ [The United States] government lied about their belief that all men were created equal.

The truth is they believed that all white men were created equal. The truth is they did not even believe that white women were created equal, in creation nor civilization.

The government had to pass an amendment to the Constitution to get white women the vote.

Then the government had to pass an equal rights amendment to get equal protection under the law for women.

The government still thinks a woman has no rights over her own body, and between Uncle Clarence who sexually harassed Anita Hill, and a closeted Klan court, that is a throwback to the 19th century, handpicked by Daddy Bush, Ronald Reagan, Gerald Ford, between Clarence and that stacked court, they are about to undo Roe vs. Wade,
just like they are about to un-do affirmative action.

The government lied in its founding documents and the government is still lying today.

Governments lie.

This goes on and is well worth the read because it is ALL TRUE!

Just look up “Confusing God and Government” a sermon by Reverend Jeremiah A. Wright.

And yet, Uncle Tombama said of Wright’s sermons on ABC News, “It’s as if we took the five dumbest things that I’ve ever said or you’ve ever said in our lives and compressed them and put them out there — I think that people’s reaction would, understandably, be upset.”

 

The one thing is appears that the majority of Americans can’t stand is the truth. Tubularsock feels that it makes them feel like “Daddy” isn’t in control so OMG who’s going to protect us!

Critical thinking or even general thinking is not the American’s citizen strong suit by any means.

And there lies the problem!

We as a country have be propagandized to believe that we are the best in the world and we as a country only attempt to do good and spread democracy and all that rubbish.

And when a Jeremiah A. Wright comes along and TELLS THE TRUTH that the empire has no cloths, well people just are too afraid to even consider he may be telling the truth.

So ALWAYS the best defense is to attack the ideas and the messenger rather than looking into the message.

In Wright’s message one doesn’t have to look far. BUT YOU DO HAVE TO LOOK if you want to know just how distorted Obama, Clinton, Bush, Trump happen to be.

They are all cut from the same scam and all we get to watch is how each will perform on the head of a pin.

AND THE PIN? Who is in control of that?

You don’t really think Tubularsock is going to just give it away for free, do you.

A 32lb garbage bag stuffed with Franklin’s placed under the park bench near 2nd and 33rd will go a long way to finding the truth …… Trust Tubularsock on this.

Until then ………………………

 

 

 

WHAT IS EXACTLY WRONG WITH JOE BIDEN?

 

You know Tubularsock likes to mind his own business except when he doesn’t.

Well this is a “doesn’t” moment.

What in the fuck is WRONG with Joe?

OMG, let Tubularsock count the ways …………….

You know how AGE is toted as great wisdom or as a fuddled old idiot?

Well using that yard stick Bernie is not old at all but awake and wise, Trump has fallen off the looney-tune truck, period! And Biden is just winding up his Victrola with a new needle to spin a really great Guy Lombardo, Auld Lang Syne!

Gag Tubularsock with a spoon.

If Joe would have stood up and taken on the Pharmaceutical Corporations and demanded that BEFORE they sell their SHIT PRODUCTS they would have to test them thoroughly and PROVE these “medicines” were safe for human consumption then his new statement wouldn’t be so outrageous.

Or better yet, if Joe would have stated that ANY member in a decision making position within a Pharmaceutical Corporation would be PUT TO DEATH if they were found lying about the safety of a product that proved later to be dangerous then his new statement wouldn’t be so outrageous.

Or better still, if Joe would have demanded that Monsanto be closed, boarded up and the Round-Up herbicide be forced fed to all of Monsanto’s board members then his new statement wouldn’t be so outrageous.

 

BUTTTTT ………… leave it to Joe.

OLD JOE wants to see more data about the effects of marijuana use before supporting efforts to legalize it on the federal level.

“The truth of the matter is, there’s not nearly been enough evidence that has been acquired as to whether or not it is a gateway drug,” OLD JOE said at a Nevada town hall on Saturday.

“It’s a debate, and I want a lot more before I legalize it nationally. I want to make sure we know a lot more about the science behind it” OLD JOE continued.

Sure, Tubularsock wonders just why OLD JOE’s curiosity about the SCIENCE of medication, herbicide, tobacco, and alcohol isn’t as keen as his fear of marijuana.

Oh, of course ……………

 

Opioid Medication …….. just how well tested as a gateway drug?

Alcohol & Tobacco ……. just how well tested as a gateway drug?

ROUND-UP …………….. just how well tested as a gateway drug?

Bernie is in favor of legalizing marijuana at the Federal level. So is Warren BUT NOT OLD JOE.

Oh sure, Tubularsock looked at the calendar and it reads 2019!

NOT 1920 …….. Hello, EARTH to JOE, can you hear Tubularsock?

But if that was all Tubularsock could just sit back and light another joint and let it all go by BUT THEN ……. from stage right, ENTER Old Uncle Tom Barack with his wise counsel to WARN DEMOCRAPS NOT TO BE TOO LEFT.

According to Old Uncle Tom Barack the main stream Democraps DON’T WANT left thinking but rather the kind of thinking that got Old Uncle Tom Barack all those $500,000.00 speaking gigs from the BIG BANKS because Old Uncle Tom Barack has that old time rhythm of doing “the master’s business”. Many a house slave did a fine jig in 9/8 time back in the day! It is just his heritage background from his CIA links from mommy and daddy. Not to mention his first job!

It is not that Barack caused the foreclosure crisis but he shit all over the middle class in favor of the banks and then let big-bank executives off the hook for their roles in the crisis.

And that is why the BOY got all those lucrative speeches after he left office, it’s call POST-PAYOFF and when Trump does it it’s called criminal, WHICH IT IS for both of them.

And then toss in Over-The-Hillary and you have the perfect criminal triad.

The Bottom line is this:

The Republican’t Party have lost all semblance of respect for honesty, integrity, and the rule of law and the Democraps currently fall in the same category.

It is depressing to see the reality of the system. It has always been this way but because of Orange-Tweet we can see it all for what it is!

Now is the time to change it!

Does Tubularsock believe it could really be done ………… like a possibility.

To date we have been living a lie as a country and a culture. And many of the “freedoms” we at least thought we had are being eroded away every year.

NOW, are we strong enough to change it in favor of regular citizens ( FOR THE PEOPLE ) or are we doomed continuing this madness that we all are experiencing.

And people wonder why so many American are on drugs or are so violent or commit suicide. GO FIGURE. Living a lie ……. costs!

 

 

IMPEACH-A-PLORABLE

 

Well Tubularsock hasn’t all day so lets wrap up the Impeachment proceeding and be done with it!

Ok, all those in the room that believe that President-Tweet attempted to extort the President of the Ukraine for Tweet’s own personal political advantage in the coming up 2020 election, say aye.

aye!

The evidence shows that President-Tweet in HIS OWN WORDS shows this to be true.

The FACT, that after the phone conversation the covey of criminals around President-Tweet rushed the tape of the conversation to a “top secret” safety server because of fear that his illegal extortion plot could be exposed.

And then there is Rudy’s argument in his Op-Ed in the Wall Street Journal basically saying that, President-Tweet spent most all the conversation on Ukrainian corruption but ONLY “six lines” on extortion about Biden!

And one of the best Tweet responses to Rudy’s logic in Tubularsock’s opinion was expressed by Krister Johnson when he stated, “Out of a whole lifetime, John Wilkes Booth spent only six seconds assassinating Abraham Lincoln”!

Case Closed!

 

 

Now hold on ………….

There is another side! Proceed.

From the GOP’s point of view there is a strong case that President Tweet was abducted by alien beings from the subterranean deep state that permeates ever living and dead cell in existence and was forced against his will to strong arm the Ukraine President into compliance and turn away from corruption.

JUST READ THE TRANSCRIPT!

Doing a favor IS NOT quid pro quo !

It is a simple gesture of diplomatic respect which is done all the time.

“We all do it” ……. Al Capone, Lucky Luciano, Stefano Bontade, Fat Tony Gizzo and the entire crew of Trump appointed administration lackeys.

It’s just, you know, POLICY.

And then there are the unified “TALKING POINTS” of Fox News and the Trump family that the entire Impeachment Process in BORING.

And hell, Tubularsock agrees! Let’s bring back the exciting stuff that Don Jr. can masturbate to, you know, like Stormy “spanking” DADDY on his ass with a magazine with his face on the cover.
Oh, the good old days ……. yes, Tubularsock misses them too.

 

Case Closed!

 

In truth, Harvard Law Professor Laurence Tribe sums it all up for even the dumbest deplorable to understand and that is that Trump’s

“. . . whole purpose in holding that office is to enrich himself and enhance the power of his family and the wealth of his family . . .”

Now with that, IMPEACH THE SON OF A BITCH and get back to football!

 

 

TUBULARSOCK FAMILY BORDER CROSSING

 

 

In February 2017, Reuters reported that an internal report by the Department of Homeland Security estimated that Trump’s proposed border wall would cost $21.6 billion and take 3.5 years to build. (Oh sure, it’s a little more now in 2019, but who counts?.)

To cut through the border-wall would mean buying a battery operated 20 volt reciprocating saw and about six extra charged batteries as well as the the proper blades and all that would cost one about $530.00, at Home Depot.

Tubularsock would advise one spend an additional $330.00 for a battery 20 volt grinder and 5 grinder wheels to speed your work along.

You know, time is of the essence when crossing a border!

So, Tubularsock calculates that for $860.00 you could cut through one or even two steel-concrete-rebar bollards of Trump’s beautiful border wall and push the cut bollards out of your way and defeat this $21,600,000,000.00 monstrosity and have 21billion, 599million, 999 thousand, 140 dollars and no cents left for breakfast!

Now that’s a deal even at McDonald’s!

And you can go on line and contact: Tubularsock Border Wall Adventure Tours and order up your own vacation adventure for a small no refund down payment.

 

 

Now Tubularsock knows that the standard border cutting crossing is pretty plebeian so lets cross the border the way Tubularsock would do it, OK?

This requires a bit more expense and a bit more deceptive activities but, HEY!, just how often are you going to do it?

PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES!

 

Now this takes a little family planning.

You (family members) place the plastic explosive in three different locations along the wall.

At a given time you “cell phone” the explosive to go off at the extreme location from your planned entry. That will focus a rapid border patrol response.

Then within minutes you “cell phone” the explosion to go off at a 2nd extreme location from your planned entry. That will focus confusion plus a rapid border patrol response.

 

And then you hit the button and blow a hole in the “beautiful wall” at your point of passage.
It is called a diversion entry.

 

 

Come on! THIS COULD BE JUST PLAIN FUN!

OH, DID TUBULARSOCK SAY FUCK THE BORDER PATROL?

Really, it would be only done by Tubularsock to show just how far Trump’s head is up his own ASS!

 

BUT THERE MAY BE AN EASIER SOLUTION TO THIS ENTIRE PROBLEM …………….

 

 

 

TRUMP “TWEET-TIME OCCURRENCE

This is an on going story and the Tubularsock News Team is on the ground and creating news in the making!

Stay tuned!

According to multiple people familiar with the encounter citing an unnamed person with knowledge familiar with the move who spoke to TUBE NEWS on condition of anonymity to discuss an ongoing investigation into the sensitivity of the issue which has occurred right in plain site of the White House lawn.

TUBE NEWS declining to be quoted by name but rather citing unnamed law enforcement sources not authorized to discuss personnel matters publicly have stated that the incident may involve deep state broad range topics of top secret national security concerns.

According to three Republicans who spoke on the condition of their anonymity due to fear of repercussions stated that “ . . . all of that is water over the damn and under the bridge now”.

THIS IS A NEWS BREAKING STORY LINE SO UPDATES ARE INEVITABLE!

NEWS FLASH:

Early this morning just about “tweet-time” the man some call President was grabbed by a huge hand that had pierced the White House lawn and Trump was pulled downward to what many are calling “not heaven”!

Few can actually verify the incident with the exception of TUBULARSOCK, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.”

The following is the actual photograph taken by Tubularsock at 3:43 AM EST.

There can be NO DISPUTE of the evidence posted herein.

Tubularsock was THERE!

 

 

And YOU thought it was a slow news day ……. HA!

 

SURE IT MATTERS: DUMP DUMPY DUMP!

 

Well, if it hasn’t become obvious to you by now that Orange Tweet will throw ANYONE overboard and under the bus as long as it is not him, then you haven’t been paying attention.

That includes what is known as The United States of America as well.

Orange Tweet has no shame and ONLY cares about HIMSELF!

And the DEPLORABLES that lovingly get worked up by him time and time again seem to just love the redundant soliloquies he supplies.

Primarily because most of them have an attention span of less than four seconds which is just short of the time to tie their shoes.

But really, you know this.

What is wayyyyyyyyyyy more worrisome is the general American public that still believes that the Democraps, with the exception of Bernie Sanders, provide any direction other than same ol’, same ol’!

In fact, according to The New York Times, the Democrapian establishment is considering a possible shift away from Biden to  John Kerry or even Bitch Hillary!

OH, SAY IT ISN’T SO!

But it shows that the Democrap Establishment is no different from the Republicant’s and both are ONLY centered on their own net worth rather than any care for the “regular citizens” of the U.S.

And those “regular citizens” do have the ability to tie their shoes BUT not to see the lie that they are living thinking they have a choice. We DON’T have a democracy! Will you get that clear.

Your 8th grade civics teacher unknowingly LIED to you. Only because that teacher was lied to as well and so on.

 

Oh sure Trump is an idiot in the open while Biden, Obummer, and Killery are hidden idiots. All that they are doing is business for themselves and their families and we the citizen pay for it.

Trust Tubularsock on this. NONE OF THESE ASSHOLES CARE A HOOT ABOUT YOU!

NO MATTER HOW STUPIDLY OR ELOQUENTLY THEY TELL YOU.

AND YOU ARE THE SUCKER IF YOU BELIEVE THEM.

It is pretty simple and it is out there in plain sight.

Tulsi Gabbard ………….. opposed to the continued regime change wars.

No main stream media would give her the time of day. The so called “free press”. Really a joke!

Bernie Sanders ………… plenty of coverage but the Democratic Establishment see him as a threat and are willing to lose to Trump rather than support the ONLY candidate who wants to shift the entire set up to a citizen first platform.

Can’t have that. Would cost too much or rather it would cost the ESTABLISHMENT corporate overloads too much.

Here’s the bottom line for Tubularsock.

The entire system is MADE UP.

So we the people just need to MAKE UP A NEW SYSTEM.

Well, lets start with Bernie’s modest projected programs and build from there.

And the cost? Hell! Making “money” out of thin air has already been perfected by the central bank, so we just make more of it and AGREE that the money is worth something.

That is how it is done now ……. take a look!

All Tubularsock asks is that all of these establishment people stay out of HELL so Tubularsock will have a comfortable warm get-away to hang out in because the Cayman Islands is just too expensive.

SAVE THE PLANET …….. LEAVE!