IT’S NUTS – REST IN PEACE

Posted: March 2, 2019 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, BEES, Donald Trump, Jamal Khashoggi, KIM JONG UN, Mohammed bin Salman, Otto Warmbier, President Tweet, Psychology, Reality, RELATIONSHIPS, Rule of Law, torture
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IT’S NUTS – REST IN PEACE

You know, there is nothing new about knowing that the world we live in is BAT SHIT CRAZY.

It really amazes Tubularsock that we as a species has survived this long. And sure, Tubularsock isn’t expecting it to last much longer because once the bees and the butterflies go under the only pollination that will take place is humans pissing on plastic flowers and proclaiming that it’s working!

Oh well.

We listen to Fuckless-Orange-Dump tell us that Kim Jong Un had nothing to do with the torture and death of Otto Warmbier and that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman did not order the chopping up of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

Fuckless-Orange-Dump IS REALLY that stupid!

But that doesn’t really tell you just how low this all can go. You’d better be seated for this one!

World’s Top Bridge Player Flunks Drug Test

Geir Helgemo, the No. 1 bridge player in the world, has been suspended after failing a drug test at a tournament in Orlando last fall.

What the fuck?

Yep, somebody has the job of testing card players for drug use. And the drugs found were NOT “. . . performance enhancing in bridge.”

So why?

Because the Bridge Federation belongs to the International Olympic Committee and adheres to World Anti-Doping Agency rules.

AND RULES ARE RULES even if they don’t apply to the circumstances!

Seems strange to Tubularsock that when it comes to torture and murder, which do break some laws themselves, they are held to a lower “legal” standard than Bridge and unlike Bridge the level of compliance is just a bit lax.

But Bridge competition is well protected! Feel safer?

And rest assured that insanity in an insane world is “normal”.

Rest in peace.

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TRUMP NOWHERE WALL— END OF THE LINE

Posted: February 8, 2019 in American Exceptionalism, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Capitalism, China, Donald Trump, economics, Iran, Japan, North Korea, Oil, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, South Korea, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., THE TRUMP WALL, Wall Street, WAR CRIMES
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TRUMP NOWHERE WALL— END OF THE LINE

 

Here’s a question for you America First Lovers. As OrangeTweet continues to promote a useless and limited wall to nowhere, Russia, India and Iran are working toward a 7,200-km long lane mixing sea and rail routes essentially linking the Indian Ocean with the Persian Gulf through Iran and Russia and further on down the road, to Europe.

The Japanese are looking toward a revamped Trans-Siberian Railway to improve trade connections with Russia and China. This too will help tie North and South Korea and Vietnam into closer economic ties as well.

There is no invasion here. No military attacks on sovereign countries or military bases being forced on any of them from the outside.

Just maybe that American Imperialism isn’t looking so good and the fact that we are losing on every front may mean that the U.S. is doing something drastically WRONG!

You know, if you really have something beneficial to offer, people will gravitate toward it. Not fight it. They’ll steal it!

Interesting that China and Russia are putting huge sums of money into infrastructure while we keep dumping huge sums of money into military exploits.

And on top of that the “best” plan is an ego-wall for the emperor!

The times have reversed …….. the end of the Han Dynasty in America?

THE WALL AND THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES SO GIVE HIM A HAT!

Posted: February 2, 2019 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Bull Shit, Delusional, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, Mike Pence, President Tweet, Psychology, REPUBLICANS, THE TRUMP WALL
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THE WALL AND THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES SO GIVE HIM A HAT!

 

Tubularsock has been busy with planning the New Trump Wall that isn’t and therein lies the beauty.

You see a show down is really a waste of time and to carry it on is just boring to we political junkies.

So here is a foolproof plan and the cost is negligible.

You see Trump himself has solved the problem and all it will take is for the Democrats to accept the solution and even praise Donnie for his brilliance. Ok, that my be overstating the outcome but Tubularsock’s plan IS brilliant, foolproof, and fact free!

 

Donnie, regardless of reality, has been repeating that his Wall is being worked on and will be completed right now.

He has stated that he will not wait for committees to work through all this mess and that he is having the wall built NOW.

(an aside: in the real world NOTHING has been done at the border except some fence repair but with the exception of a few hundred thousand dollars for several prototypes of possible wall types NOTHING has been done. Or a clearer way of saying this, NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE IN TERMS OF WALL BUILDING AT THE BORDER, NOTHING!)

So Donnie keeps saying that the wall IS BEING BUILT right now but there IS NO WALL.

Enough already!

The Tubularsock Solution (and don’t thank me now):

The Democrats proclaim that the Trump Wall has been completed.

Trump will praise himself that he has accomplished the impossible and that NO OTHER president in the history of the United States has EVER completed such a BIGLY wall!

The Trumpites will BELIEVE because they lack intelligence and FOX will praise Trump’s fortitude. And really, who ever goes to the the border anyway? So it’s all good.

And everything is safe and sane in Mudville.

Mission Accomplished. If you accept this mission proceed. This message will self destruct in five seconds. Good luck.

 

THE SHIT IS THE SHINOLA

Posted: January 14, 2019 in Advertising, Alabama Evangelical Christian, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Bill Clinton, bull shit as an art form, CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM, Capitalism, Congress, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, ethics training, Hillary Clinton, Jesus, Mental Health, Monica Lewinsky, NIXON, President Tweet, Psychology, psychomania, RELATIONSHIPS, Religiosity, REPUBLICANS, U.S. House of Representatives
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THE SHIT IS THE SHINOLA

 

Are you happy yet?

Tubularsock has run through all the major YouTube comedy shows to attempt to find at least ONE laugh that would relieve Tubularsock’s total and complete outrage and disgust about how far down we have come as a nation. WE ARE FUCKED!

The political establishment has created what they believe is credible verbiage to spew to the American public which would make a reality TV show producer puke.

And as a consequence have in reality provided comedy gold for comedians without them having to even add to the joke because the joke is built into the political bull shit!

Then we as a nation, HELL, as a civilization, have passed over the tipping point!

Now not to get sentimental here but there was a time in America where, THE LIE of who we were, as a country was SOLID BULL SHIT.

Not even questioned! ………. but no more. We have reached, as a nation, the DIARRHEA THRESHOLD and there is no going back to SOLID BULL SHIT.

In fact, the shit can’t even hit the fan because it is running over your shoes!

No, WE HAVE ARRIVED!

 

It is all a big Punch & Judy Show and it’s not even funny, never was really!

Oh sure, there is the sick side of Trump’s “grabbing pussy” and Weiner’s dick bulge sexting but shit most people see it daily on the subway as they step over the homeless.

And the Princess at the ball with Prince charming on her arm just isn’t going to cut it for fucking Hillary & Bill, repulsive both ….. really ….. both of them together don’t equal a 10!

And that poor poor soulless Sarah Huckster Sanders spewing Trump shit right out of her mouth and then licking her lips, reprehensible!

It is pretty sad but her Huckster Bible packing father is at least as wretched as Sarah.
A true family of hypocrisy.

Oh, and sure the Bible tells them to lie. Your know how well Jesus is known for lying, right?

And let Tubularsock NOT go off on domestic and foreign policy because the cast is already fixed into FROZEN BULL SHIT no matter who gets in.

 

Now an important insight that has to become your standard lens to view our current political dialogue is “I’ve never said that” means one has “said that” and “not to my knowledge” means one is knowledgeable on that subject.

These are just commonplace expressions and meanings and are meant to mean exactly what they mean not what they said.

The confusion comes when people take the statement literally. That is not the way it was meant. Why don’t people just know that reverse is forward?

Once you adapt this “new speak” you’ll have a far better understanding of the political environment you are observing.

It is not new, really!

“I am not a crook!” and “I did not fuck that intern” or something like that ……. brings back memories, Tubularsock knows just how much people wish for the “good old days”.

The major difference between yesterday and today is that yesterday ran on 100% lies and today with Trump we have reached 230% lies and rising.

Tubularsock knows some cynic will question the math ……… fucking free thinker!

But in the reality of reality which is illusion you’ll find that President Orange-Tweet, IS ALL FAKE, so whatever he says is fantasy. It is not fake news because just because it IS fake doesn’t make it news.

And the “news” as we know it, is fantasy which is spoon feed to selective groups of the political spectrum …….. yumm!

And that is done to focus the energy of the populous into the trap of “infighting” so while that keeps them busy few realize that their pocket has been picked.

Case in point: The Republican Tax Break for the rich …….. gosh, didn’t see that coming!

Now! Is there a way out?

Well yes there is and it starts with YOU but we haven’t gone down the rabbit hole far enough yet.

And as Tubularsock says:

“When The Mirror
Is In Place
You’ll See
Your Folly.”

 

TRUMP & SANTA 2018

Posted: December 26, 2018 in 2018, 9/11, Afghanistan, American Exceptionalism, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, CHRISTMAS, Donald Trump, Drones, Foreign Policy, George Bush, IRAQ, ISIS, MELANIA TRUMP, Michelle Obama, NORAD, President Tweet, Psychology, relationship, Religion, REPUBLICANS, September 11, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S.
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TRUMP & SANTA 2018

HALT, the bull shit train!

Every year for decades now NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defense Command, has followed Santa Claus on Christmas Eve as he zips around the world dropping down chimneys delivering presents to GOOD little girls and boys.

Sure he does.

NORAD’s aerospace control includes ensuring air sovereignty and air defense of the airspace of Canada and the United States and is on duty 24/7 three hundred and sixty five days a year EXCEPT September 11, 2001. But hey, who’s counting?

Children are encouraged to call NORAD for information of the location of Santa Claus at any given moment to be told if he’s on track.

And some years some children’s calls are diverted so they also can speak to the President or the First Lady as a political PR stunt.

Michelle Obama answered children’s calls for several years while being First Lady.

And so it goes ………. Melania performed her PR duty just like Michelle and all was well in Christmas land.

And then President Orange-Scrooge took some calls this year as well.

But first he had to close down the government …… HO, HO, HO!

You know, President Orange-Scrooge doesn’t seem to do ANYTHING correctly. Do you know what Tubularsock means?

No?

 

Well let Tubularsock give you this example:

President Orange-Scrooge took a call from a 7 year old child and during the course of the conversation the question of Believing In Santa Claus came up. The child’s response was “yes sir” indicating a belief in the jolly old Claus, when President Orange-Scrooge proceeded with “. . . at 7, it’s marginal, right?”

Now the child didn’t know what marginal meant or what the reference meant so all was good in Christmas land.

But REALLY, a guy who lies ALL THE TIME chooses at that moment to start to “tell the truth” about the existence of Santa Claus …….. REALLY?

Yet there is a much larger point Tubularsock wants you to consider.

And that is the Santa Claus LIE. That should give you pause.

Your parents LIE to you that Santa Claus is REAL!

You can call up your government on a special phone line and be told Santa Claus is REAL!

And think on this ………. THE GOVERNMENT tracks Santa just like they track YOU and that is REAL.

And the President and First Lady tells you Santa Claus is REAL!

AND YOU BELIEVE …………..

So when the times comes when you are told by your parents, your government, and your President and First Lady that Santa Claus is “AN ENEMMY COMBATANT” or an ISIS infiltrator or terrorist sympathizer will you believe THAT as well?

Sure you will!

That is how we got into the Vietnam War, and Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and Yemen!
And the citizen’s believed ……….. and that same Santa Lie continues today.

So it would do us all good if President Orange-Scrooge received a huge chunk of “clean-coal” in his Christmas stocking this year.

Maybe he will, if Santa Mueller has anything to say about it!

But unfortunately, OrangeTweet isn’t the only Santa liar out there!

 

THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF 2018

Posted: December 24, 2018 in 2018, America Asleep, American Dream, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Donald Trump, Economy, Jesus, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Religion, The Matrix
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THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF 2018

 

Well a fucking HO-HO-HO to everyone.

Another year is closing and world peace and goodwill toward men is headed for the exit.

The Government is shut down.

The Stock Market is headed toward the depths of hell.

The Congress is not willing to throw 5 billion on blocks to build “The Wall”.

The Orange-Child is kicking, pouting, and tweeting about …. whatever.

And it is business as usual in good old Amerikkka.

For Tubularsock it is that happy time of year when total strangers yell out “Merry Christmas”, or the much more PC, “Happy Holidays” to you.

Of course, Tubularsock yells back …… “Same to ya fella, and so’s your mother.”

 

And Tubularsock’s favorite Christmas past time, sitting on a bench and watching people ladened with gaily colorful packages stepping over the homeless in order to get home with their happy treasures to share in Christmas cheer BEFORE the credit card bills arrive.

 

Well hell, they gave 20 bucks to a food bank what else can one do?

So with total optimism Tubularsock faces 2019 because we can all hope that it can get worse which then will make all this current shit become, “The Good Old Days”!

 

THE TRUMP TREATISE IN TEN THOUSAND WORDS!

Posted: December 20, 2018 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Donald Trump, ENLIGHTENMENT, ethics training, Foreign Policy, Neo-Nazi, President Tweet, PRESIDENTIAL LEGACY, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, SARAH SANDERS, Vladimir Putin
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THE TRUMP TREATISE IN TEN THOUSAND WORDS!

 

So you really want to push ahead with this do you.

Well it has been a daunting task to say the least for Tubularsock but it really is time for each of you to enter

The Tubularsock Country Club Of Knowledge, “where knowledge is fun and fun is knowledge and where failure is a learning experience”.

Now Tubularsock knows as well as you do that Americans don’t read. And hence, why should their “leader?”

However, unlike most Americans, Trump can’t read. And even with a Teleprompter he can’t pronounce the words when he does identify them.

So Tubularsock, being a man of the people, is providing an easier way of presenting Trump’s attempt at being President of the United States for your perusal.

A picture is worth 1000 words so 10 pictures would be ….. you do the math!

 

 

Now that Tubularsock has provided the basic truth and base line for Donald Trump, let’s move on to a quick overview of Trump’s policy achievements over the past two years.

 

 

Well, obviously no argument here.

So maybe we should dip into boarder security and see the way that has developed.

 

 

WOW! …………….. ONLY IF WE COULD.

Trump’s foreign policy ability has not been beneficial to the U.S. or the world. Diplomacy is often a matter of trust.

 

 

And when it comes to oil prices well …….. don’t slip!

 

 

And then with key “trusted” advisors like Stephen Miller, who proves that shit rises to the top of a swamp before it explodes, Trump has cemented his father’s Nazi leanings with his own political myopic retardation.

 

 

But really what can you really expect?

Donald Trump’s abilities are built on lies-on-lies and he believes that if he repeats his lies often enough then they’ll come true.

But PROOF’S IN THE PUDDING!

 

 

But don’t worry ……….

Thing are picking up!

 

 

With all the investigations many thing will become much more clear and we’ll all be so much happier!

 

 

And rest assured that in the world of a “free” press we’ll soon know EVERYTHING!

 

 

Well you’ve made it ……………..

And hell yes! You are way smarter than when you started.

And if you are so inclined, you can put any of these on your Facebook page to impress your friends ……. or not.

 

 

 

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