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tube-heading-hipLET THE CLOWN CLONE, CLOWNS!

You may not have heard or you have heard but it didn’t ring of importance to you.

Fortunately Tubularsock is here to connect the dots!

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Yeah, the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus is going to close down in May of this year. The reasons they say are “declining attendance, high operating costs, changing public tastes, and prolonged battles with animal rights groups”.

But that is all bogus!

The REAL REASON is they can not compete with the REAL CIRCUS coming to town:
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And it just happens that Tubularsock took his trusty little brownie fully automatic reverse lens camera-camera to grab just the beginnings of the
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You will not see any of these photos from any other news outlet because in Tubularsock’s clandestine-photo-imaging-technique Tubularsock had to literally do tricks to capture these shots!

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“In the Trump” there are many tricks and one of Trump’s best acts is keeping Tweets in the air at the same time!

 

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But Trump can even out do himself in his FUN child-like antics with foreign policy proclamations!

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But when all is said and done there is NOTHING LIKE ………. THE THREE CLOWN FULL MONTY  ……….. for total amusement!

 

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No really, with the likes of Kellyanne Conway and Steve Bannon covering Trump’s back you can’t get any more BAT-SHIT than that!

 

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THE TUBULARSOCK “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” NEWS SERVICE has just received information from a high ranking reliable source from the inner circles of the U.S. Government, who has asked not to be identified because he/she/Mx. does not wish to jeopardize their respectable standing in the eyes of the public.

It has just today been decided by the Trump Transition Team to enter the name of Tubularsock for the new cabinet position of SECRETARY OF THE DEPLORABLES.

EDITORS NOTE: Please understand that THE TUBULARSOCK “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news” NEWS SERVICE has no conflict of interest in covering Tubularsock’s own personal political career. There is no favoritism toward Tubularsock from the huge news staff of “Tfhcshn NS” what-so-ever and his incredible insights and qualifications for just about everything can not be exaggerated any more than what Tubularsock does himself. Rest assured that “truth is stranger than fiction”.

It has been discovered that Tubularsock was presented with the news, of his pending cabinet position, in an undisclosed top floor corner office in an underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and has accepted the job of going off to the Deplorable Congress to be anointed as Secretary of the Deplorables for our new Deplorable President. Not to be confused with the last Deplorable President who is soon to be off to the West Coast quicker than the time Tubularsock had to BUILD A FUCKING WALL to keep him out!

Many have demanded already that Tubularsock be vetted, unlike all the other cabinet position seekers. Tubularsock has had a rich governmental record during the 2014 Obummer’s cabinet (see SECRETARY OF THE INFERIOR) and was well respected until some “issues” developed. Tubularsock filled the Obummer Cabinet position of Secetary of the Inferior and many feel that the knowledge gleaned by Tubularsock in that position positions him well for being confirmed.

As Senator McCain himself stated, “I see no clear distinction between Inferiors and Deplorables! Tubularsock will make a fine  SECRETARY OF THE DEPLORABLES.” And this is coming from a prisoner-of-war-veteran who made anti-American tapes for the Vet-Cong claiming that American air strikes were directed at schools and hospitals! And then paraded himself in the Ukraine, more recently, with the Neo-Nazis claiming that the CIA had brought democracy to the Ukraine! Now how can you beat integrity like THAT! (see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm5Y4D6wY98)

It was reported that Tubularsock had only time to allow Deplorable Trump to ask him to accept the Secretary of the Deplorables job in a CAR MEETING. The photo taken appears to seem like possibly almost a person that looks very much like Tubularsock within the car with Deplorable Trump and has not been confirmed. You be the judge!

TUBE OR NOT TUBE, THAT IS THE QUESTION?

TUBE OR NOT TUBE, THAT IS THE QUESTION?

This is a fast breaking story! Rest assured you’ll be presented with updates ad nauseam !

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Just for the fun of it, let’s say that Tubularsock is going to sell you this car:

A 2017 ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM CONVERTIBLE

A 2017 ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM CONVERTIBLE

And lets say the cost of this PHANTOM was just a little over $430,000.00 and that is with an AM/FM Stereo and an electric ashtray! Oh sure, and automatic windshield wipers.

But if you buy today and pay CASH Tubularsock would sell it TO YOU for $200,000.00!

And you are directed to wire the cash to Tubularsock World Wide Auto Sales Ltd. in Panama.

Simple as that.

And upon receipt and verification of your payment your new ROLLS ROYCE PHANTOM CONVERTIBLE will be delivered to your door at no charge.

Deal?

But then you remember what your father always told you: “Read the fine print!”

 

 

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So would you go for the deal?

Or not!

Well that is EXACTLY the deal the United States is offering YOU when it comes to information about this inflated Russian hacking lie!

At the very TOP of the National Cybersecurity & Communications Integration Center – NCCIC and Federal Bureau of Investigation is this disclaimer:

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Which is to say that THEY ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE INFORMATION PROVIDED!

Have any question come to your mind?

Perhaps, Tubularsock’s just sayin’ , if the NCCIC and the FBI are putting out this information about the Russian hacking, THEN just who is responsible for the validity of the information? They say: IT’S NOT US!

But really, in this case it is just an attempt to mislead YOU. It is not a lie, it just doesn’t fit the reality of the situation. It is a cleaver misdirection that looks like there is real information being provided but IT DOESN’T PROVE JACK SHIT!

And THAT is one major problem with the United States of America today …………… NO ONE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING!

CONGRESS VOTES TO GIVE THE PRESIDENT THE ABILITY TO KILL PEOPLE ALL OVER THE WORLD ….. THEY’RE NOT RESPONSIBLE.

A BANK IS DRIVEN INTO BANKRUPTCY AND HAS TO BE BAILED OUT BY “WE THE CITIZENS” ……… THE CEO IS NOT RESPONSIBLE.

BIG PHARMA KILLS HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WITH THEIR PILLS ……. THEY’RE NOT RESPONSIBLE.

THE COPS OPENLY SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE BACK BECAUSE THE COP “FEELS” THREATENED ……….. NOT RESPONSIBLE.

THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY MACHINE CHEAT AND RIG HILLARY’S NOMINATION FOR THE PARTY BUT SHE AND HER CORRUPT CHEATING BAND OF CONSPIRATORS ARE NOT HELD RESPONSIBLE ……. the focus is shifted to the Russians for Christ sake!

NO ONE IS RESPONSIBLE, well except for the guy who’s selling cigarettes on the street without a permit. He’s responsible for his CRIME! So much so, that the cops kill him after breaking the police departments own rules. But those cops aren’t held responsible for their own cop rules!

AND NOW TRUMP LIES AND LIES AND LIES AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT’S AN ISSUE?

OH, PLEASE!

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You know, after listening to Rex W. Tillerson, Trumps pick for his Secretary of State and Jeff Sessions, Trumps pick for his Attorney General, all Tubularsock has to say at this moment in time is they are as bad as Tubularsock had imagined!

Really, it’s easy to know this because when any hearings are held and the main stream press direct all attention toward AN ALLEGED CLAIM that Donnie was involved in “perverted sexual acts” during stays in Moscow and St. Petersburg in 2013, only means one thing …………….

lookAnd Tillerson and Session must BOTH be EXTREMELY NASTY men if to counter their conformation hearings the powers that be have to come up with the following to focus attention away from them.

Now the question is whether it is Trump trying to divert our attention or Trump’s opponents trying to undermine Trumps ascendancy. Either way we as citizens are fucked!

BuzzFeed News published a longer document than the two-page summary of the unsubstantiated allegations that were presented to Trump and Obama by the CIA, FBI, and the National Security Agency.

It said that “. . . during a 2013 trip to the Russian capital, Trump made Russian prostitutes defile a Ritz-Carlton bed where President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama had stayed on a previous occasion. It said the incident was captured on surveillance cameras.”

The accusations in the BuzzFeed News documents are unconfirmed.

It is true that Trump did travel to Russia in 2013 when he hosted the Miss Universe Pageant there and the Obama’s traveled to Moscow in July 2009. And they all stayed at the Ritz Carlton. But THAT is about all that is true out of this crap!

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Anyone out there that may want to practice a little critical thinking?

Ok. Lets.

In 2013 Donald went to Moscow for the Miss Universe Pageant and not only stayed at the Ritz Carlton Moscow but took it upon himself to stay “in the same room” as the Obama’s had stayed in4-yearsand was able to locate the exact BED the Obama’s had slept in 4 years before and hired a number of RUSSIAN prostitutes “. . . to perform a ‘golden showers’ (urination) show in front of him” ruining the bed!

The Ritz Carlton Moscow was WELL KNOWN to be under FSB control with microphones and concealed cameras in all the main rooms to record anything they wanted to.” (FSB refers to the Federal Security Service of the Russian Federation.)

Remember common sense?

Is it logical for a well traveled guy in the limelight to even consider this?

Now Tubularsock doesn’t like Donnie much but this story is beyond dubious

Now to prove Tubularsock’s point …… are you thinking AT ALL about Tillerson and Sessions.

Tubularsock didn’t think so …………………

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Tubularsock finds it difficult to believe that the agency (CIA) who has been tasked with overthrowing countries (even democratic ones) and manipulating elections all over the world is now all of a sudden telling us the “truth”?

None of you can be that naive!

It has already been discovered that it wasn’t a “hack” but rather an “inside leak” and the “leaker” is known by Craig Murray, the former UK ambassador to Uzbekistan.

The “leaker’s” motivation was “disgust at the corruption of the Clinton Foundation and the ’tilting of the primary election playing field against Bernie Sanders”!

Furthermore the “hack” software used can be purchased on the “dark web” by ANYONE and it is an outdated Ukrainian/Russian software.

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Maybe the Democrats should spend their time and “clean house” rather than point the blame for losing this election to fucking-orange-twitter-man and the “Russians”!

And just a personal note: Is Tubularsock going to believe a man named Clapper? Not without a penicillin shot!

And what is all this neocon Russian shit anyway?

The Russians have 10 military bases outside Russia with an estimated 45,000 personnel.

The United States has 900 military bases in 130 countries outside the U.S. with an estimated 150,560 personnel. With a total worldwide military personnel of 1,302,941.

Now I ask you …….. WHO’S THE AGGRESSOR?

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tube-globe-headingWE DIDN’T DO IT!

Well as we all know there is no such thing as climate change and if there were WE have NO IMPACT on our earth.

Earth changes are the EARTH’S FAULT and if not, then at least the Russians!

Now forget about Fukushima. Nuclear Power is CLEAN and yes at the moment Fukushima is still pumping tons and tons of radio active material into the Pacific Ocean but don’t you worry …… it’s a big ocean.

And now that we have CLEAN COAL we can all rest and we’ll have our in coming Orange President promoting it and all the coal miners that voted to bring back their BLACK LUNG disease will have jobs.

And hell, less trees world wide only means more toothpicks and less oxygen over the long haul but you’ll get used to it!

No. Climate change is just the earth telling you to move to another planet, soon. But has nothing to do with we humans and our life style.

It’s all those scientists who have made it all up! JUST HOW COULD WE HUMANS BE DOING IT?

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SERIOUSLY ……. IT REALLY DOESN’T MATTER WHEN YOU’RE DEAD!

THE EARTH WILL BE HERE LONG AFTER YOU ARE ……. SO, WHAT’S OUR RUSH?

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