The Dump goes to jail after a wild and fun filled ride of American description, deception, disruption in the criminal injustice system.
The Orange Dump gets tossed into the clinker for 8 years.
And then the vote comes in full showing that Dump wins the 2024 Presidential Election in a total and complete LANDSLIDE!
Dump then gives himself a full pardon and moves from Federal Prison to a fancier Federal Prison which just has better perks!
Immediately Dump appoints Stormy Daniels as Secretary of State and Congress overwhelmingly approves the appointment being that Stormy already had a “head” start after years of servicing Congress.
Dump appoints Marjorie Taylor Greene as his new Press Secretary in addition to already being a House Representative for being so perfect with her verbal dexterity.
If anyone could explain The Dump’s policies it is Marjorie Taylor Greene! And the Press Corp already love her!
As for Secretary of Finance Dump picks an unknown named John Doe. A guy Dump met in the federal penitentiary who was in for life for Grand Larceny and Money Laundering. They had become best of friends. DOE IS A PERFECT FIT!
The list goes on only because there are so many cushy do nothing jobs in the Federal Bureaucracy and the revolving door is ALWAYS open. But let Tubularsock end job placement right here because Tubularsock is sure you get the point. And if you don’t, call Marjorie.
Now Tubularsock will admit that Tubularsock’s first “go-to” is cynicism. It comes from a very long history of watching events of Tubularsock’s fellow humans.
Tubularsock does have to to admit up front, as well, that “GOD” fucked up when he gave his human creations “free will”! Opps.
But then “GRACE” shows her face and calms Tubularsock down with an inkling of compassion for his brothers and sisters. Ok, Tubularsock admits that that compassion does not extend as far as Dick Cheney! Dick is not a human but rather he’s a “Lizzy” as David Icke defines and Tubularsock can confirm. (sure that’s a different story, maybe later.)
There may be some excuse for the stupidity of many people and Tubularsock feels a major cause is that COMMON SENSE is not prevalent in the human species as it once was in former times.
This may be due to the totally mind numbing television followed by the cell phone that is so ubiquitous that it appears to be an actual human body part.
The total control of many by suggestive content and out and out falsehoods perpetrated as truth has cultivated a false knowledge tantamount to propaganda. And that in turn has been used as a control mechanism over the society.
When you couple that with a false moral system of shaming and pointing out “antisocial” behavior as a control mechanism we have all the makings of authoritarianism which is not only accepted but encouraged and promoted by the ruling power structure. Where be it a school system, a religious system, or a governmental system.
TRUTH is always clear, however one has to “FEEL IT” rather than think it and that is something that has been discouraged more and more over human existence. Yet this is not an easy slam dunk. One’s “mind” has been “trained” to THINK and that THINK is the essence of the problem.
Your “training” is done in order for you to “get along” within your society. And as a practical matter, say stopping at the stop sign, is beneficial to all.
However if you are speeding away from a falling boulder you’d hope that your trained thinking would be interrupted with “the feeling” that in this application it would be best to disregard the societal rules and agreements.
And now with all the mixed messaging around Covid one has to be extremely aware just to keep up with the latest questionable information from ANY of those pushing a message.
“Trust the science” BUT DON’T TRUST THE SCIENTISTS! So now where are you?
The same goes for our foreign policy. American Exceptionalism is touted as if it really was a thing. Stupidity maybe, Exceptionalism NOT!
But we fool ourselves as if it is real.
A country that has lost every war since 1945 is only exceptional at loss.
A country that can’t provide for its homeless population or EVEN MORE important EVEN HAVING a homeless problem in the so called RICHEST Country in the world.
Having the most expensive health system with a health system which is sub-standard when compared to other countries of the world.
And as for education ……….
Living Wages ………..
Voting ………….
ALL A SHAM! And it appears that more and more people are catching on to it.
And to watch Joe Buydone stand up in front of the nation and even say the word democracy while this country is working 24/7 at censorship, keeping Assange in prison for exposing the TRUTH about the murders committed by the U.S. military and not stopping the persecution of Donziger for standing against Chevron and their destruction of Ecuador.
Give Tubularsock a fucking break! And you are going to tell Tubularsock that he is “better” than Drump? How can you tell because they both have their heads up their asses!
HILLARY CLINTON IS THE LYING FAKE BLONDE UGLY RUSSIAN BATING BITCH THAT TUBULARSOCK THOUGHT SHE WAS.
WELL HOT DAMN!
No, even knowing Killery “stood by her man” while he was fucking every female he could get a second with in a closet or under a desk; only shows why Chelsea may not have been HIS. (according to vicious rumors Tubularsock enjoys).
We had to put up with over four years of pointless investigation and cost not to mention pure intellectual bull shit to find out that Killery WAS THE ONE in collusion with “Being Under The Russian’s Bed”! (according to vicious rumors Tubularsock is aware of from past intel reports done by (xxxxxxxx-redacted for your mental safety). No, Hillary was the one IN BED WITH THE RUSSIANS!
Now of course Tubularsock has indisputable proof.
EXHIBIT A:
Now fortunately Tubularsock has the hidden transcript of the above conversation. Trust Tubularsock on this!
«Да, Хиллари. У меня есть электронные письма, которые вы мне прислали, рядом с моим «нижним» сердцем».
“I knew you had Vlad!”
“«Встретимся ли мы сегодня вечером, вы можете быть на вершине!»
“Oh Vlad, I just can’t wait. I’ll tell Bill it’s a foreign exploration activity.”
“Хорошо…….. действительно прекрасно. Я люблю твою территорию, Хилл».
“Until then, Vlad.”
Please note: The Russian translation into English can be obtained from Tubularsock Language Technology. Drop off a brown lunch bag labeled TLT filled with Franklins’ under the bus stop bench at Third and Market. Tubularsock thanks you. And then watch your email sever.
Besides being in bed with the Russians, Hillary has been seen with an unknown double agent, who has to date, has not been identified. If anyone knows the identity of this agent immediately contact your local FBI Field Office.
Some believe that this unidentified agent may be Cuban. Call the FBI Field Office at
“I REPORT SPY” ext. 666.
Understandably receiving all of these FACTS may make you doubt the information as presented. However “rest absurd” all this information is as factual as Hillary’s counter argument.
Which attempts to make you believe that Hillary’s nightie isn’t soiled.
The entire Russiagate scare was launched by the Clintonites and it really sounded good because how could anyone not believe a story that had a Steele Dossier as a foundation. Could it get any better than that?
But the fact that it proves that Killery’s posturing was full of shit and it does show without a shadow of a doubt NOW (if you had been brain dead before) that Hillary lost the 2016 Presidential Election to Dump NOT BECAUSE OF ANY RUSSIANS but rather because of a very DEEP REPUGNANCY toward her.
A REPUGNANCY greater than the fear of Dump! AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING!
And then Dump proved himself as a greater fear than electing a DEAD MAN for the office as happened in 2020!
Boy-O-Boy! Those Americans sure knows how to pick a “leader”. NOT!
But the great part for Tubularsock is that ALL the MSM who have been pushing this outlandish lie takes no responsibility for not doing journalism as they should have over all this subterfuge.
They should have INVESTIGATED it rather than just become stenographers for the Clinton Campaign.
And to date NOT ONE NEWS OUTLET has said, “Oh gosh. We got it WRONG!”
Now by this time reading Tubularsock you regular readers know that pretty much Tubularsock hates just about everyone in the political arena and perhaps most people that inhabit the planet earth.
Tubularsock’s term for this position this time is Universal Egalitarian Loathing (UEL).
And so it goes.
Tubularsock has noticed out of the corner of an extreme left eye squint that we are still living in another Shakespearean Play and we are ALL extreme down stage nearly falling off into the netherworld.
Don’t be scared ……… it’s only a play.
Oh sure our souls are already forever doomed to wander aimlessly in the netherworld especially if you are a Republican’t or a Democrap so fuck it.
The key give away for Tubularsock that everything is upside-down is that a “vaccine” that by definition is NOT a vaccine is just called a “vaccine” BY nearly EVERYONE even people that know it is not a vaccine but still call it one. WTF?
Another key give away that we live in an upside-down world is that one of our forever wars which had NO VALID reason to exist is now creating havoc because it is said to being ended …………. BUTTTTT.
And the humor level of the Pentagon Generals is just fucking priceless.
Funny how that always works for the Pentagon isn’t it.
The simple reason is that the simple “Intel” the Pentagon uses just isn’t intelligent! They used the same Intel on 9/11 and you know where that got us.
So to listen to General Milley say (IN PUBLIC), “There was nothing that I, or anyone else, saw that indicated a collapse of [the Afghan] army and this government in 11 days” just shows you that having your head up your ass prevents good intel. Now doesn’t it?
Pentagon confirms major US intelligence OVERSIGHT in Afghanistan!
GENERAL INTELLIGENCE is obviously lacking which is the third example of our upside-down world that we are inhabiting.
OUR intelligence isn’t intelligent ……….. THAT EXPLAINS A LOT!
Now if you remember your Shakespeare it is always the FOOL or JESTER that spills the truth all over the place and all proceeds from there.
And it still holds true today. And who, none other than Donald Trump, could play the FOOL part better? Damn, the boy’s a natural!
You see the FOOL, in Shakespeare is always a bit deranged or mentally-off so as not to get his head chopped off by the king as he slips the TRUTH out for all to hear. And Donnie is perfect in this role and the reaction to this truth is aways shock and dismay.
Perfect! And on top of it HE’S CORRECT! Many FOOLS have found themselves in that position throughout history!
Trump, the scammer of all scammers KNOWS A SCAM WHEN HE SEE IT!
“That sounds to me like a money-making operation for Pfizer,” Trump said. “Think of the money involved. A booster shot, that’s tens of billions of dollars. How good of business is that? If you’re a businessman, you say, ‘You know what? Let’s give them another shot.’ That’s another $10 billion of money coming in. The whole thing is just crazy.”
Especially when one considers that the “Experimental Shot” is sketchy in its own right. You know it doesn’t really protect you from getting or passing Covid plus a complete unknown future of possible health damage to your person which BIG PHARMA CARRIES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR IF THINGS GO WRONG.
And people are standing in line for this and if they give you a “prize” you risk your life.
That is rich! Shows a TOTAL disrespect to your own body! FUCKING NUTS!
So an upside-down world is just the way it is and rest assured Dorthy, clicking your heels ain’t gonna’ get us out of this mess!
So Tubularsock asked Juliet to dump Romeo and come to the bell tower to smoke some weed and share Biden jokes. Suicide for the sake of love is a bit overrated.
Now with all the things Tubularsock has said about Donald Trump, which have all been easily true because he has been such an open target, the real bottom line is that he only destructively achieved many of his aims because those around him were such weak and pathetic individuals.
And those pathetic hanger-oners are sad characters indeed and so low down in character that even the low hanging fruit fell on them.
The list just is so long that Tubularsock hasn’t time to list them. The list is immense.
But one person (and Tubularsock uses “person” here hesitantly) is Mike Pence.
Talk about scary …….. THAT is Mike Pence.
Tubularsock is wayyyyyy happier seeing the hopeful end to that evil-little-albino-scum-bag and his sidekick MOTHER than Trump’s removal.
Mike and MOTHER give Christianity a BAD name which fits rather well with the greater general Christian movement who glorify HYPOCRISY as their major foundation stone of their faith.
Even Jesus says and Tubularsock quotes, “Those Christian fucks just ain’t fucking woke!” Amen. (Daniel 12:1)
Now Tubularsock knows that there are many Christians who respect Mike and Mother but there are many Christians that have gonorrhea which just goes to show you that one gets out what one puts in. (Tubularsock realizes it will take some time to grapple with this realization. Your comments are welcome.)
And not to be shy about gonorrhea there was also Sarah Huckabee Sanders the overly-plump-lying-little-bitch that was The Orange Wonder’s press secretary for longer than anyone. Shows how the job fit here so well. But lying everyday puts on weight which shows over the time period as Sanders as well as Trump gained weight.
Sarah is a Baptist which for Tubularsock is the last step before hell. Down you go brothers and sisters.
And of course there’s Rudy. Speaking of the bottom of the fucking barrel of ANYTHING alive and decent. We have watched a man self destruct in front of our very eyes. Imagine Hollywood coming up with anything as pathetically scary than Rudy.
If he wasn’t so funny it would be sad to see a somewhat living creature go through so much degradation in a Presidential cycle than pathetic Rudy.
Now sure there is Ivanka. And the brains behind her, Jared. A guy who has the ability to attempt to tie his loafers’ shoe strings which don’t have shoe strings.
But if anyone could do this, it is Jared.
As Ron Reagan Jr. so aptly summed up the two of them, “Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are grifters in the White House”.
Tubularsock has no argument there!
But one could not say a solid goodbye to the Orange Bloated Dufus without taking a final look at the Plastic Filled Women who sometimes held hands with the small handed President and stood with her erect body (the only erect thing in the family) to the right of his chair while he signed his twitter feeds.
Melania, Tubularsock really can’t say that you’ll be missed.
You had your anchor baby and with chain migration got your parents citizenship.
You have made a wonderful extended family sacrifice.
Many immigrants haven’t been as lucky.
Just curious, Stormy beat “daddy-trump” with a folded magazine did you use rolled up citizenship forms and a birth certificate? Just wondering.
And how could Tubularsock almost forget Donnie’s Double-Dufus sons. You know, the two you failed to abort at birth. They openly disprove any thought of a gene-pool worth preserving.
These two dumb-shits take after their old man but retained their natural color.
Saturday-Night Live have depicted Donald Jr. and Eric so perfectly that Tubularsock defers to their perfect caricature of the two. Enjoy.
Oh sure, there are so many more but alas the time is near.
All this really to say that Tubularsock will miss you Donnie.
Old Joe Buydone is so pathetic as an adversary. By the time Tubularsock finishes a full sentence, sleep overcomes Tubularsock’s efforts.
The same, Tubularsock feels, will be the result on the America people ….. sleep, sleep, sleep ……. perchance to dream?
NO. Look at the upcoming cabinet folks …….. the same corporate ass holes that lead us as a nation from Fucking Obummer and Sleepy Joe Buydone to Fucking Dump.
Tubularsock just can’t wait ‘till 2024. Hopefully we’ll all be saved by World War Three!
Well there is always some humor in political violence. And as the grown men acting out their 8th grade shelves playing “armyman” rushed about the Capitol Building smashing and desecrating all that it stands for (at least in accepted fantasy) the action wasn’t clear.
The first dead give away was the overabundance of terrorist selfies. It is not uncommon for terrorists to do selfies when they chop somebody’s head off and even the American military terrorists at times take selfies with the dead women and children they have killed to save Democracy.
But come on! This entire group was way too self-centered with no thought of what to do once they managed to smash their way into the House and Senate.
Sure there were some bands of better organized “military-types” with some type of chain of command but in the chaos they just looked like over zealot-anal-retentive gangs. They did make Tubularsock laugh aloud. Embarrassing really. Poor stupid fucks!
One of the more interesting things that will be investigated is how was it that the Capitol Police came up short. Who gave that order? AND WHY? You already know that it will be said that they were caught by surprise after weeks of Twitter, You Tube, and right wing web sites LAYING OUT THE PLAN AND RENTED BUSES. How could anyone see that coming?
Now a case could be made that the zealot-anal-retentive “military-types” were expecting THEIR FUHRER TRUMP to give the orders after they surged the compound. After all Donnie did say “WE”LL walk down to the Capitol” ……….. but when the FUHRER had taken a detour to the well protected White House to watch his creation on TV the chain of command was compromised.
EVEN Tubularsock at 8 years old playing “armyman” knew that when the chain of command was compromised the BATTLE WAS LOST!
You know, REALLY! Tubularsock can’t understand why leaders don’t contact Tubularsock Consulting Services, Ltd. for all their need-to-know information about BASIC reality in this upside down world.
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Which leads us to a quick pictographic review for those non-readers. Only because a picture is worth a thousand words, so here are 4000 words to send to your friends!
And remember that fat lady still hasn’t sung a word, YET!
We got here because the corporate agenda of the neoliberal Democraps trammeled the advancement of regular people from obtaining a middle class level within our society.
Shipping jobs globally without providing a safety net for workers within our own country created an underclass not an advancing middle class.
Not creating a Medicare For All system, like every other modern industrial nation in the world, to protect our own citizens and thereby putting profit over people have devastated the well being of hundreds of thousands of citizens dragging many into homelessness and poverty.
And our policies of CONTINUED WAR for no other purpose than for mega-corporations to pull 60% of our tax dollars into their pockets has prevented advancement in our own country to improve the infrastructure, the education system, and so much more.
The Republican’ts are not blameless in all this societal degradation either. They have played along with the “two-party” as one-party system in order to trade power back and forth for the wealthy leaving the regular citizen to fend for themselves fighting over the waste scraps.
All this that has just happened with the “Trump Mob” is a knock on the door for a truly NEW DIRECTION.
We will see.
It will be an awakened Biden stepping out on the world stage to develop TRUE CHANGE THROUGHOUT, overpowering his propensity to look back and fall back asleep.
THIS IS IT!
Biden is at the split in the political road.
One: fall back on fucking Obummer’s HOPE & CHANGE bull shit and fuck the citizens, as he did.
OR
Two: blaze a NEW PATH and REALLY create hope and change.
The proverbial Ball is in his court!
Tubularsock does not have a lot of faith that Biden has the vision to do anything grand enough to pull us up out of the quagmire we are in as a society.
Empty words and no deeds won’t cut it any longer.
His cabinet picks look just like a fancy corporate Rolodex from the “good old days” and if his administration continues to short change the citizens in favor of the corporate order of things it will only prove that only MOB VIOLENCE is the only thing that they pay attention to and thus a governmental overthrow from the street is all that is left for the citizen to do.
And just a final word on diversity of the BUYDONE cabinet.
It doesn’t matter whether it is a women or a man or a tri-gender or a Black or a White or a Brown, an Asian or a Native American. None of that makes ANY difference if their mindset is the same.
Diversity of mind is what will bring about real change for all, not token colors and sexes.
You know, Tubularsock can write about this total insane mess that we find ourselves until Hell freezes over and STILL it runs on like a full case of diarrhea!
So lets just get to the bottom line in a hurry so you can get back to dodging Covid.
Tubularsock has to admit that Donald Trump is the epitome of “alternative facts”.
There are worlds smaller than ours and there are worlds bigger than ours and there are worlds where realities that seem to be “normal” are the realities and then there are the “normal” that’s not.
And in all this Tubularsock hasn’t even got into the FACT that we all live in an illusion. But Tubularsock will save that for another day which doesn’t exists so watch your back.
Joe Biden is just FUCKING BORING! That guy couldn’t save Democracy even if we had one.
Platitudes, banality at its upper limits is going to be the order of the day and to hear it come from that fuck, turns Tubularsock’s bowels.
And to listen to the pundits blab on about how wonderful Biden happens to be ….. why?
BECAUSE HE’S NOT TRUMP! That’s a qualification?
Now none of this is to say that Tubularsock isn’t pleased that Trump is moving on to haunt us all differently it is to say that with this new corporate control we have the same slight of hand as the last wheeler dealer but now we can see just how asleep Americans can get. YAWN.
BUT TUBULARSOCK HAS A FEW TRUMP INSIGHTS THAT TUBULARSOCK IS WILLING TO SHARE FOR THE NON-READER SO YOU CAN KEEP UP.
IT IS SAID THAT A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS BUT TRUST TUBULARSOCK ON THIS, TUBULARSOCK’S PICTURES ARE WORTH SEVENTEEN HUNDRED WORDS.
AND YOU ARE GETTING A DISCOUNT ON TOP OF THAT.
So much for loving relation$hips.
The times they are a’changing.
That wall may be more valuable than Tubularsock thought!
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