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THE FUNNY PART OF PSEUDO-REVOLUTION.

 

Well there is always some humor in political violence. And as the grown men acting out their 8th grade shelves playing “armyman” rushed about the Capitol Building smashing and desecrating all that it stands for (at least in accepted fantasy) the action wasn’t clear.

The first dead give away was the overabundance of terrorist selfies. It is not uncommon for terrorists to do selfies when they chop somebody’s head off and even the American military terrorists at times take selfies with the dead women and children they have killed to save Democracy.

But come on! This entire group was way too self-centered with no thought of what to do once they managed to smash their way into the House and Senate.

Sure there were some bands of better organized “military-types” with some type of chain of command but in the chaos they just looked like over zealot-anal-retentive gangs. They did make Tubularsock laugh aloud. Embarrassing really. Poor stupid fucks!

One of the more interesting things that will be investigated is how was it that the Capitol Police came up short. Who gave that order? AND WHY? You already know that it will be said that they were caught by surprise after weeks of Twitter, You Tube, and right wing web sites LAYING OUT THE PLAN AND RENTED BUSES. How could anyone see that coming?

Now a case could be made that the zealot-anal-retentive “military-types” were expecting THEIR FUHRER TRUMP to give the orders after they surged the compound. After all Donnie did say “WE”LL walk down to the Capitol” ……….. but when the FUHRER had taken a detour to the well protected White House to watch his creation on TV the chain of command was compromised.

EVEN Tubularsock at 8 years old playing “armyman” knew that when the chain of command was compromised the BATTLE WAS LOST!

You know, REALLY! Tubularsock can’t understand why leaders don’t contact Tubularsock Consulting Services, Ltd. for all their need-to-know information about BASIC reality in this upside down world.

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Which leads us to a quick pictographic review for those non-readers. Only because a picture is worth a thousand words, so here are 4000 words to send to your friends!

 

And remember that fat lady still hasn’t sung a word, YET!

 

YOU KNOW …… TED IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE!

 

AND JOSH IS JUST GUTLESS.

 

TUBULARSOCK CAN HOPE, CAN’T HE?

 

SAFETY FIRST!

 

 

WILL BUYDONE WAKE UP?

 

Tubularsock just wants to remind you:

Donald Trump is the result

Not the cause.

We got here because the corporate agenda of the neoliberal Democraps trammeled the advancement of regular people from obtaining a middle class level within our society.

Shipping jobs globally without providing a safety net for workers within our own country created an underclass not an advancing middle class.

Not creating a Medicare For All system, like every other modern industrial nation in the world, to protect our own citizens and thereby putting profit over people have devastated the well being of hundreds of thousands of citizens dragging many into homelessness and poverty.

And our policies of CONTINUED WAR for no other purpose than for mega-corporations to pull 60% of our tax dollars into their pockets has prevented advancement in our own country to improve the infrastructure, the education system, and so much more.

The Republican’ts are not blameless in all this societal degradation either. They have played along with the “two-party” as one-party system in order to trade power back and forth for the wealthy leaving the regular citizen to fend for themselves fighting over the waste scraps.

All this that has just happened with the “Trump Mob” is a knock on the door for a truly NEW DIRECTION.

We will see.

It will be an awakened Biden stepping out on the world stage to develop TRUE CHANGE THROUGHOUT, overpowering his propensity to look back and fall back asleep.

THIS IS IT!

Biden is at the split in the political road.

One: fall back on fucking Obummer’s HOPE & CHANGE bull shit and fuck the citizens, as he did.

OR

Two: blaze a NEW PATH and REALLY create hope and change.

The proverbial Ball is in his court!

Tubularsock does not have a lot of faith that Biden has the vision to do anything grand enough to pull us up out of the quagmire we are in as a society.

Empty words and no deeds won’t cut it any longer.

His cabinet picks look just like a fancy corporate Rolodex from the “good old days” and if his administration continues to short change the citizens in favor of the corporate order of things it will only prove that only MOB VIOLENCE is the only thing that they pay attention to and thus a governmental overthrow from the street is all that is left for the citizen to do.

And just a final word on diversity of the BUYDONE cabinet.

It doesn’t matter whether it is a women or a man or a tri-gender or a Black or a White or a Brown, an Asian or a Native American. None of that makes ANY difference if their mindset is the same.

Diversity of mind is what will bring about real change for all, not token colors and sexes.

THE TIME IS NOW!

CHANGE IT JOE OR WE ARE ALL DEAD!

IT’S NOT OVER UNTIL YOU FLUSH!

You know, Tubularsock can write about this total insane mess that we find ourselves until Hell freezes over and STILL it runs on like a full case of diarrhea!

So lets just get to the bottom line in a hurry so you can get back to dodging Covid.

Sure Tubularsock is thinking of you.

 

 

 

OH SURE THERE IS MORE TO SAY ………… BUT LATER.

 

BIDEN IS FUCKING BORING!

 

NOW WHAT?

Tubularsock has to admit that Donald Trump is the epitome of “alternative facts”.

There are worlds smaller than ours and there are worlds bigger than ours and there are worlds where realities that seem to be “normal” are the realities and then there are the “normal” that’s not.

And in all this Tubularsock hasn’t even got into the FACT that we all live in an illusion. But Tubularsock will save that for another day which doesn’t exists so watch your back.

Joe Biden is just FUCKING BORING! That guy couldn’t save Democracy even if we had one.

Platitudes, banality at its upper limits is going to be the order of the day and to hear it come from that fuck, turns Tubularsock’s bowels.

And to listen to the pundits blab on about how wonderful Biden happens to be ….. why?

BECAUSE HE’S NOT TRUMP! That’s a qualification?

Now none of this is to say that Tubularsock isn’t pleased that Trump is moving on to haunt us all differently it is to say that with this new corporate control we have the same slight of hand as the last wheeler dealer but now we can see just how asleep Americans can get. YAWN.

BUT TUBULARSOCK HAS A FEW TRUMP INSIGHTS THAT TUBULARSOCK IS WILLING TO SHARE FOR THE NON-READER SO YOU CAN KEEP UP.

IT IS SAID THAT A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS BUT TRUST TUBULARSOCK ON THIS, TUBULARSOCK’S PICTURES ARE WORTH SEVENTEEN HUNDRED WORDS.

AND YOU ARE GETTING A DISCOUNT ON TOP OF THAT.

 

So much for loving relation$hips.

 

The times they are a’changing.

 

That wall may be more valuable than Tubularsock thought!

 

 

CONGRESS: WE MUST HAVE OUR RECESS ……. IT’S OUR RIGHT!

 

Now with Bernie Sanders and Josh Hawley coming together pushing for a second round of $1200.00 Stimulus Checks while the rest of Congress is willing to drop help to the American people and shore up the rich again is par for the course in Washington, D.C.

So there is little surprise there.

No money for people but plenty of money for war.

Does that seem a little distorted of a belief ideal?

But Mitch won his election bid in his state of Kentucky which is one of the poorer states which NEEDS stimulus and health care which Mitch has blocked.

And yet they still vote for him! Now who’s fault is that?

And Nancy has held up and prevented stimulus checks prior to the election so as not to allow the possibility of Trump taking credit for the checks.

And now here we are ……. and oh gosh, what to do? The Christmas Recess is upon us and Congress just must go home for Christmas.

Now Sanders and Hawley have vowed to block Congress from leaving town without an up or down vote on the stimulus.

It would be so much easier if it was a vote on adding an additional three trillion dollars to improve our drone fleet. We ALWAYS have bipartisan support for money for that with little or no debate.

Killing people is easier than keeping them alive.

THINK ON THAT! The next time you vote.

 

So let Tubularsock sum up for you with the help of visual aids for Americans who don’t like to read too much. Sure Tubularsock is looking after you. What are friends for anyway?

 

And once and for all let’s let go of that adage …… “With Age Comes Wisdom” as the horse shit that it happens to be!

 

 

And then there is this dead end street.

 

To acquire wisdom, well you have to be alive. These walking cadavers have cashed it in years ago! And WE are paying the price and then some. But who elected them ……….. well, take out a mirror.

This society needs to upgrade it’s consciousness and re-frame our priorities as the pandemic is pointing out to us.

And “getting back to fucking “normal” IS THE DIRECTION OF OBLITERATION. NEW NOW!

 

 

 

 

ALTERNATIVE FACT REALITY SETS IN

Tubularsock is bored!

As Donald packs his bag and Comatose-Joe crawls up to the plate it is difficult not to fall asleep.

And WOW! What the MSM is calling diversity in the new/old administration looks pretty much like a corporate conglomerate to Tubularsock.

Somehow Tubularsock guesses that people are JUST NOT WOKE!

If you have Blacks and Browns and Whites and Yellows and Men and Woman and Trans and Bi and Multi and Confused with ALL THE SAME MIND SET; how is that any different than fat old white men at the helm?

Tubularsock would rather see a diversity of mind rather than exterior characteristics. However Tubularsock has taken notice that the Power Players seldom ever ask for Tubularsock’s thoughts on what they are doing.

Their loss ……….

The great news is that it will be GOING DOWN FROM HERE! And that is as positive as Tubularsock can be which is why if you set your hopes very low then you don’t have to fall as far when it all turns to shit. Positive right?

But enough philosophy. Let’s turn to HARD FACTS:

SHALL WE CONTINUE?

 

 

AND YES THERE IS CHRISTMAS JOY!

 

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, STAY SAFE! DICK CHENEY IS STILL OUT THERE.

 

AMERICAN ELECTIONS: OUT OF THE CLOSET

 

Tubularsock has a very good solid friend that is like one of those “God-people” and there is no question that if one looks for “credentials” this friend has studied many spiritual systems in depth, and has noticed—and conveyed to Tubularsock, the observation of many sages that “Everything is God”.

“All is working together for the ultimate good—no matter how it appears at a given moment”.

Now to lay this on Tubularsock’s God given cynicism is a lot to take in but Tubularsock is willing to go along for the ride and see what “spiritual” insights that may appear.

So lets see if we can get “Out of the Closet”!
“DEMOCRACY must be saved” is a bull shit talking point the Democrap’s have attempted to use against Plump-Donald.  Obummer and Wasserman Schultz REMOVED Bernie Sanders in 2020 and 2016 respectively from a chance at the Presidency by pulling the rug out from under him. You know one of those democratic moves Obummer speaks so highly about. That is an example of Democracy at work? Right?

Drump’s holding a stranglehold on the Republican’ts? Is that any different than Obummer holding a stranglehold on the Democrap’s when with a phone call he bargained Pete Buttigieg, Elizabeth Warren and Amy Klobuchar all to jump ship on Bernie when Obummer gave the word. Democracy? Sure it is ………….

The “system” is being exposed by Trump—and for anyone who cares to look at the Democrap’s ACTUAL actions they fair no better.

Obama, Clinton, Biden —scoundrels dressed up in their Sunday go-to-meetin’ suits—fooling the people with their “smooth-sly bull shit” acts.

Trump doesn’t have a Sunday go-to-meetin’ suit, yet his ability to rawly expose the system run by scoundrels of his own making as he speaks of “cleaning-the-swamp” is equally impressive!

Both sides of the fence—Democraps and Republican’ts are completely corrupt but The Dump has thrown a monkey wrench into the mix and exposes the corruption right out in the open AND NOBODY STOPS HIM FROM DOING IT. Ahh, the first dictum: Law and Order, out the window! To make that work SOMEBODY has to say NO!

IF you don’t think that fucking Nancy Pelosi with her fucking $24,000.00 refrigerator filled with fucking custom ice cream and her fucking husband doing insider trading isn’t corruption and on top of it totally DISCONNECTED from the “people” she should be representing, then you haven’t caught up to the system as it is in reality.

Now Nancy does represent very well, as a corporate whore is paid to do, the REAL people she does the bidding for BUT IT AIN’T YOU SUCKER!

But as Nancy plays the Ice Cream Game and ACTS like she is a real living person (HA!), Donald rushes about in his golf togs calling “Make America Great”, the phrase he stole from Ronald Reagan, having no interest in doing that but settling rather on ME, ME, ME!

Even Bernie can’t be excluded. He has a blind spot that still believes in the system.
And that belief caught him off guard two times and you’ll see him climb on his horse again believing that the likes of Senile OLD JOE and CORPORATE WHORE KAMILA will listen to “progressive voices” for change. Dumb move!

Bernie still hasn’t gotten, after all these years, that the only way for so called progressives to win over the rotten core of the American political sewerage (aka, the Democraps and the Republican’ts) is to roll in Tanks and blow them to pieces.

Hell, when it’s finished ……… call it Democracy!

 

But alas, As Tubularsock’s “God-person” said, “All is working together for the ultimate good—no matter how it appears at a given moment”. REMEMBER?

And that is best summed up by Bradley Blankenship, a Prague-based American journalist, political analyst and freelance reporter, when he wrote:

“Trump may have accelerated Washington’s downward trajectory by embarrassing the US on the world stage and self-imploding the US economy over a mismanaged Covid-19 response, but most understand that this is reflective of the US itself and not just Trump alone. After all, a country that could actually produce a Trump presidency and then follow that up with a very obviously mentally deteriorating 77-year-old (soon to be 78!) is unfit to be the world’s foremost power. It is also merely a fact of history that empires don’t last forever.”

Amen Brothers and Sisters!

And the best Tubularsock can come up with in Tubularsock’s Cynical Spiritual Quest is
that It may be time for the American Society to stop and focus on some self-reflection!

Scary, right?

BECAUSE TO DATE WE ARE ONE FUCKED UP SOCIETY!

 

HALLOWEEN, NOVEMBER 3rd THIS YEAR!

Most people in the United States are petrified this year not because of Halloween the 31st but because of Halloween the 3rd.

And how could Tubularsock blame them.

Halloween on the 3rd of November is waaaaaay scarier than the traditional Halloween of ghosts and goblins. Either way you go you move closer to the grave!

 

The November 3rd Halloween has the ghosts of the past which have filled our news feeds with the likes of Hunter Biden and the Dump’s former China ambassador’s son, Eric Branstad as well as enough goblins to fill the Federal Reserve and the Supreme Court as well.

No, the scary part for Tubularsock is that the American public are STILL not aware that they DON’T live in a Democracy. They still don’t get it.

Ok. Let Tubularsock try this as an awakening salvo across the brow of your eighth grade civics teacher, YOU LIED TO ALL OF US!

You see, the Founding FATHERS (remember women of the time were considered more chattel than people) were afraid of the “uneducated masses” so they put “safeguards” into the Constitution like the Electoral College.

The Electoral College forms every four years for the sole purpose of electing the president and vice president of the United States.

That is why a person can win the popular vote (you know, democracy) but LOSE the Electoral College vote (you know, dictatorship).

If Russia or China had an electrical college can’t you just hear the gasps of dictatorial control over THEIR elections from the lips of those “Western Democracy” who pride themselves as being “democratic”?

Russia and China really don’t need an electrical college because the choice is made for them with only one choice.

Really, much like ours. Only we get two choices but only ONE POLICY.

It’s a fixed system but the belief propaganda serves up is such that the individuals are different but the trick is that THE POLICY IS THE SAME! And has been for years so most don’t really understand the screwing that is really being dished out! A BLUE PLATE SPECIAL! BUT DISCOUNTED WITH A COVID SAUCE!

 

That process gave us The Orange Dump. And as much as Tubularsock dislikes The Dump, Bitch Hillary would have been worse, only hidden. Don’t get Tubularsock started!

The Orange Dump is just OUT THERE about shit and yes he’s down right scary but he jumps out at you. You see he’s a nut!

 

Fuckless Joe is as scary but his actions are in the shadows like Obummer and the rest of the creepy political class. They “nice-talk” you to death and still fuck you over!

Have you noticed that Neither of these jack-offs have A REAL PLAN for the future.

NONE!

“Come on man”, The Victrola is a great record playing machine! (Biden)

“Covid has turned the corner”. (Trump)

It just shows their ability to not look at reality. Where in the fuck are they.

 

 

 

But far more important where are YOU?

If every time you are offered up shit AND YOU EAT IT you’ll just get more.

Revolutions come when the citizens STOP eating shit!

But alas, YOUR SHIT tastes better than THEIR SHIT and so it goes.

We currently have NO LEADERSHIP but plenty of LEADERSHIT! And it is bedlam that rules the day!

With this kind of leadershit, Hunter or Don Jr. are going to be wealthy indeed!

BUT DON’T FEAR.

The Fat Lady hasn’t sung yet. Remember that The Fat Lady often takes the long way home.

And just to be on the safe side, Tubularsock has provided The Fat Lady with several Molotov Cocktails.

And sure enough, at the moment we are both rather wasted!

Here’s to ya’!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ANOTHER QUICK SUMMARY OF EVENTS WITH LIMITED READING:
BUILT FOR AMERICANS!

 

Now Tubularsock has been tasked with saving the illusionary world as we know it and that is exactly why Tubularsock attempts to push this overview onto your mind stream so as not to overtax your mind skill and cause permanent damage to your cerebrum.

Now to save time we all know that a picture is worth a thousand words so here is 6000 words for you to ponder. Good luck.

And YES there is a test on all this!

DRUGS IN OUR CULTURE

 

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DUMPS POLITICAL STRATEGY

 

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DUMP CHEATS

 

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DUMPS LONG TERM STRATEGY

 

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BE PREPARED

 

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This should do it. Tubularsock has been reading so much shit recently on the destruction of this country and you know what …… thank the Gods!

Our society may go the way of the Dinosaurs because we don’t seen to have the ability to WAKE UP.

It appears that most all the people are willing to turn our fate over to just about any deadbeat that comes along.

There was a time, years ago, that the citizen at least THOUGHT that they politician MIGHT do something for them.

Not any-longer, all that seem to be required now is ………..

WELL NOTHING!

Neither of these assholes offer YOU anything.
AND YOU JUST LINE UP AND ACCEPT IT!

Ahh, the game is rigged folks…….. WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Oh, and you have a nice day, ya’ hear.

 

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THE MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE

 

Well today Tubularsock is sitting in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground Bunker overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and having an enjoyable time.

The air is breathable due to no smoke from the California fires hanging about and the regular smog is much less due to Covid-19 which has kept people from driving.

Of course this is slowly shifting and people WANT to get “back to normal” and breath the “normal” polluted air. That is just how dumb people happen to be.

No lessons learned here!

The great thing about Covid is that people continue to die but NOT in Orange-Fuck’s World. And don’t you even worry about this death-covid-thing because Tubularsock has gotten the FACTS from none other than Rudy Giuliani!

Can Tubularsock not be impressed with Rudy’s words as fact?

“People don’t die of this disease anymore, young people don’t die at all. Middle-aged people die very little. And even elderly people have a 1% chance of dying.”

Feel better? As for the 214,446 deaths so far well ahhh ………….
And the MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE, the new Disney horror film just released will hit the movie theaters on Christmas Day which will be on October 31st this year (BY PRESIDENTIAL ORDER) to fit the Halloween theme of the movie theaters being CLOSED due to Covid and scary house lighting.

Ever been in an empty movie theater all alone in the dark?

Well Tubularsock assumes that everyone is aware of the MIRACLE of Orange-Fuck’s coming down with Covid one minute and three minutes later after a helicopter ride up and down and a complete steroid overdose and a parade of one around Walter Reed National Military Medical Center then a helicopter ride up and down concluding with Orange-Fuck lifting as if walking on water to the heights of the White House in prime time to catch the news cycle ripping off his mask in defiance. Wow!

He is cured of Covid and free of any possibility of giving it to others!

Ah, the Gods work in mysterious ways which is just one promotional rant Orange-Fuck has used already to inspire his right wing religious base. Yes, many of the Christian Fundamentalists even stopped fucking they daughters to hear the President’s inspiring words before getting back to business. Hallelujah!

And pumping up the “old people” with a promise of free high-powered-steroids for EVERYONE! FREE!

Tubularsock can’t wait!

Years ago, Tubularsock remembers “street venders” willing to give some people FREE cocaine for a short period of time until the addiction set in and then, well the price kept going up!

So just a word to the wise for you “old people” …. there is no free lunch!

Orange-Fuck is just another pusher “like the good old days” ……..

And yet, THE WHEEL TURNS and our savior, “Mask Covered Joe” is saying little and playing dead keeping a low profile and letting Orange-Fuck blab on and on about the lighting bolts that come out of his ass to wanting to kiss every MAN, “attractive” woman and child at his Florida campaign super-spreader rally.

 

Guess Melania isn’t putting out, still!

Of course, Melania is down with Covid but for some reason no one seems to even ask how she’s doing. What is that about?

And just how’d she catch it? She doesn’t touch Orange-Fuck.

As for an insightful review of THE MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE Tubularsock is going to turn you over to Tubularsock’s favorite movie reviewers, ASSHOLES WATCHING MOVIES at https://assholeswatchingmovies.com/ if they aren’t aware of this upcoming film, well don’t blame Tubularsock.

They do great and entertaining reviews on a variety of other films. So DEMAND that they review THE MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE.

Tell them Tubularsock sent you!

And here is just a word to the wise from Tubularsock: Watch your back because Dick Cheney is still alive!