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Tubularsock has just posted a new video on YouTube today.

 

 

And yes Tubularsock enjoyed creating it even with the tedium of the process.
And Tubularsock would recommend taking a look because in the past, YouTube has taken down one of Tubularsock’s video which broke some rule about “hate speech”.
That video was retooled by Tubularsock and then called “Hate Speech: A Lesson” and was allowed back on YouTube, go figure.
So check it out and comment as you wish.
ALWAYS FORWARD…………

 

 

              

MELANIA TRUMP IN SYMPATHY

 

In truth, it must be rough.
You join in marriage
You have your anchor baby, Barron.
You stand erect like a statue on command.
Your plastic smile fixed secure.
Your parents receive American citizenship
through chain migration.
You stand erect like a statue on command.
Only your double holds his hand.
It must be rough for your psyche and your soul.
You stand erect like a statue on command.
OH, Melania.

 

 

 

 

TRUMP’S SINCERITY ABOUT EASTER

Oh yes, EASTER.

Now Tubularsock is a big proponent of people believing whatever they wish about everything. And as long as they practice their beliefs with others with consensus and not attempt to force others to follow their beliefs that is all fine and good with Tubularsock.

Whether it is sexual orientation, politics, economics, religion it doesn’t really matter what you believe and Tubularsock is even willing to argue with you if Tubularsock believes you are fucking bat shit crazy!

Consenting adults, have at it.

The issue comes up when people start to attempt to place THEIR beliefs and THEIR “values” on others that don’t agree by creating laws or social control or shame or ……. whatever.

FIRST Tubularsock commandment is:

LEAVE OTHER PEOPLE ALONE. And if you don’t like what they do THEN FUCKING DON’T DO IT YOURSELF! Period.

With that in mind, Trump And Easter And The “Rapturistic” Right all come together as just one big fun preposterous hypocrisy. NOW, how fun is that?

For example in Louisiana pastor, Rev. Tony Spell, states that, “Like any zealot or like any pure religious person, death looks to them like a welcome friend. True Christians do not mind dying . . .

So Spell (interesting name) has defied Louisiana Gov. John Bel Edwards’ orders to not have public gatherings. And in good old Jim-Jones-Style, Spell brought in a 26 BUS fleet of his parishioners for his Palm Sunday service.

Currently in Louisiana there are more than 17,000 cases of the coronavirus with about 652 deaths.

And Tubularsock agrees with Rev. Tony. So if he is willing to house his parishioners and keep them all together in religious bless to ALL DIE TOGETHER Tubularsock has no problem with that. The fucking more the merrier!

The problem for Tubularsock is the gall of Rev Tony Spell to not be concerned about spreading to others who may NOT WISH TO DIE FOR HIS FUCKING GOD!

So as we are heading toward Easter may Spell and his flock march into death because HIS christians “. . . do not mind dying . . .”! AMEN!

However Tubularsock would recommend to Tony’s flock to shift really fast over to The Church of Tubularsock! WE just fucking have more fun than death!

And many churches are attempting to do the same shit they have always done on Easter and all gather together EVEN though under the circumstances it has been shown NOT TO BE A GOOD IDEA!

Kinda makes one wonder just how much all that “love thy neighbor” REALLY means to them.

Lucky most Houses of Worship are caring enough to protect their followers as well as their communities but the right wing zealots have always been cultist and stupid so maybe it is just “God’s” way of killing them off. Amen!

And speaking of the PURENESS OF STUPIDITY the Orange Dump is on record saying that “Easter, has a special meaning” to him and to see the churches full of people and the ECONOMY back as God intended.

And the ONLY CONCLUSION that Tubularsock could glean from Orange Dump’s statement is expressed below:

 

It is important to remember, stay home on Easter and eat an egg. Just why the Easter Bunny hides eggs on just Easter has always been a mystery to Tubularsock. Where Jesus resurrecting himself is easily for Tubularsock to believe because JC wasn’t stupid. 

Just why would he stick around this Hell-Hole?  Amen!

BEWARE, TRUMPATITIS!

 

One of the major signs of the deadly Trumpatitis is having the ability to bungle your job in huge and mind boggling ways and not being able to identify the problem while looking directly in the mirror!

On January 11th the first non travel case of Covid-19 was diagnosed in the U.S. and the Chinese Government sent out to the world the genome of the Covid-19 virus.

Within a week of that posting the Germans had produced the first diagnostic test for the disease.

By the end of February, the World Health Organization had shipped tests to almost sixty countries.

Yet the Trump Administration refused the WHO test and waited for the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to produce its own test.

THIS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST FAILURES OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO SLOW THE VIRUS IN THE U.S., according to vital-disease experts both within and without the Administration’s health agencies.

But hey ………. wayyyyyyyyyy before that, in April 2018, Dump’s Administration removed Tom Bossert along with his epidemic team from the Department Homeland Security and a month later reassigned Rear Adm. Timothy Ziemer and dissolved and shut down the entire global health security unit that was part of the National Security Council.

And surprise surprise, neither of the epidemic teams were replaced!

When Dump took office he inherited from Obummer a large and extremely capable group of disease prevention experts which helped guide Obummer through THREE epidemic/pandemic during his time in office.

Dump squandered this opportunity along with many others because of his petty little juvenile ego and has once again caused harm to a great number ……… pathetic, bungling, idiotic, stupid sad little man.

But why stop there?

Dump has been pushing for a 19% budget cut for the Center for Disease Control and Prevention ….. the agency currently tasked with preparing and responding to all outbreaks and serious health threats to our country.

As well as a 10% cut to “public health scientific services”, a 3% cut to “public health preparedness and response” and a 7% cut to global health programs.

And this is the guy who is running the show?

Tubularsock feels colloquially ………. he’s full of SHIT!

 

OH JUST HAVE FAITH

 

Why is it that EVERY TIME Tubularsock hears “their president” speak, Tubularsock has to wash his hands for at least a minute and a half with scalding hot water and organic soap followed by drinking a least a half cup of bleach just to kill the germs spewed from Dumps mouth over the air waves? Can’t imagine if 5G was added to that!

Could be that Tubularsock is over reacting but Tubularsock HAS to do it.

Now the hand washing is new but the bleach is a bit of a come down for Tubularsock’s regular double neat shot of Wild Turkey Rare Bird. But hell, one has to disinfect these days!

Now Dump’s speech tonight didn’t exactly relax Tubularsock. The only thing that was for sure was that he had to read what he was saying because the Trumpturd didn’t even understand what he was blabbing on about, in truth.

The best part, which made Tubularsock laugh aloud, was where Trumpturd said that “WE” should not politicize this pandemic and all work together. Ahhh, what self reflection personified!

Now Tubularsock is not a big believer in disease in general. From Tubularsock’s point of view ALL disease is driven from one’s emotional state first. Clean up your own consciousness and one is on the way to true health.

And this concept is difficult to hold and work individually because the society we live in is entirely dysfunctional. Most people believe that “doctors know”!

The only thing that Doctors know is the time they are teeing off for their next golf game!

No. You have to be connected to yourself in order to maintain and improve your health.

It is, like everything else, an INSIDE JOB! But we have been propagandized to believe that “someone else knows better” than you. Whether it’s mother or father or teacher or pastor or friend.

NO! YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR OWN AWAKENING!

And the way this world is going ………. you fucking better hurry the fuck up!

But don’t worry because TUBULARSOCK has the answer for you.

Send a crisp Franklin to SaintTube to be blessed and Tubularsock will see that it is blessed and sent right back to you in the afternoon mail.

Oh, just have faith ……. amen.

 

FOLLOWING OURSELVES: DON’T LOOK BACK!

Do you believe in Public Education? How about having a community Fire Department?

Do you believe in public owned roads and highways?

Should there be Public Libraries?

Public Parks and playgrounds? Federal National Parks?

Do you believe in the Social Security Program?

ARE YOU A SOCIALIST?

It is strange how “socialism” is defined in “U.S. public speak”.

Because of the fear of the Communism-Hang-Over from the 1950’s, Americans’ have been propagandized to believe that Socialism and Communism are the same thing.

THEY ARE NOT!

Even if Little-Squat-Goldbloom is willing to throw out verbal garbage at Bernie about being a Communist equating it with Socialism ……… Bernie’s retort was damn straight if you were paying attention.

“You say you don’t like socialism, but how is giving $2 trillion to corporations not socialism, just upside down socialism?”

You all remember that bull shit about “welfare queens” sucking off the system and just how appalled the Republican’ts were just a few years back.

But you hear very few Republican’ts and Democraps ever complain about gillions of dollars in government SUBSIDIES being passed out year after year to corporations without much oversight or care. THAT IS SOCIALISM FOR THE RICH!

Oh, just for the fun of it …… “Gosh, where will we get the money to pay for it?”
Remember we are talking about TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS!

Funny how that phrase, “where will we get the money to pay for it” looks different based on who gets the money!

Now these corrupt practices are not a one party monopoly. Don’t forget it was Obummer, under the Democrap’s flag, that bailed out the banks and mortgage brokers after their shady deals with millions of dollars of Federal Funds while leaving the “regular” citizen holding the bag as thousands of them lost their homes.

Thank you so much Barack ………. BUT, “where will we get the money to pay for it”?

And then remember a bribe pay off can happen after an event as well as before.

Less than a year after leaving office Obama received $1.2 million for a series of speeches he made to major Wall Street Firms and Banks he helped bail out. About $400,000. per speech.

Pay off time baby!

And so many people STILL “respect” that scumbag! Fuckkkk! Some people are just not bright! Oh well, in America you are “free” to be stupid. It is just expensive!

But Socialism you are supposed to be AFRAID OF except the socialism for the rich.

So don’t say that Tubularsock didn’t attempted to awaken you.

Tubularsock has concluded that IF the Democraps double-deal Bernie and back Dead-Brain-Biden then the United States will STAY THE COURSE to its own destruction.

It is so uncanny that we are on a very similar trajectory as the Fall of the Roman Empire. (Seriously, check it out yourself)

Rather eery if you ask Tubularsock but it appears we are in lock step.

SO …….. perhaps History DOES repeat itself.

Now just where is that rewind?

LIES WE LIVE BY: AMERICA

The main thing Tubularsock appreciates about OrangeDufus is that he has brought to the light what the United States has been hiding from its own citizens from its founding and this deception was and is to this day the deliberate fabrication that our country REALLY believes in and stands for Justice for all, Freedom for all, and a system that rewards the hard working with a future of prosperity for all.

And as for “moral” leadership? Just when did that EVER exist in our history?

Nope ……. never happened! And YOU know it and your neighbors know it but you push on believing it is true because IF IT IS NOT then who’s running things?

To Tubularsock, it is much like the entire 9/11 facade ……… the story of what occurred is a lie of the highest order but even today when it is brought up people will go the long way around the room to avoid facing the “possibility” that their government lied to them.

WHY? Simple. “If Daddy lies to me then who is in charge and who will PROTECT ME!
Even if the next day he beats me again.

And even more outrageous to Tubularsock and every THINKING person is that “OUR” government LIED us into the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the Iraq War to name the short list and the citizens will follow like sheep into the next one and even allow their children to die …………. FOR NOTHING. NOTHING!

It is tiring to watch but the fear and propaganda is fast and furious. And people worry about the fucking Russians ……… go fucking look in the mirror America! YES YOU!

And with all of that we are entering into the 2020 election and if you haven’t noticed, NOTHING HAS CHANGED!

The Roman Bread and Circus in form of the CELL PHONE and social media runs more shit faster than in any other time in the history of the world BUT the population may be dumber. Go figure.

And with G5, when in full operation, we’ll ALL have an ORANGE TAN like the OrangeDufus mixed with fried brains with soy sauce courtesy of Huawei!

And yet the beat goes on …………

And we have the OrangeDufus to thank for the exposing all of this on the obscene level because he is so unfiltered.

He is a TOTAL ASS (not a 1/2 ass) and “thinks” (always a questionable endeavor with him) that what he does is “normal”. A classic deranged mind on steroids.

As opposed to the Step-en-fetch-it Kneegrow, Obummer who talks the smooth jive but was a slave to wall street banks and the military industrial complex and was paid handsomely for bending over and taking it up the ass for the gipper!

And we can’t forget, the total imbecile BabyBush and his fucking CIA daddy for lying us into war with Iraq and destabilizing the entire Middle East using the EVIL PERSONIFIED Prick-Cheney as his lead homey! Fuck them both!

Or how about President Blue Stain Dress Slick Willy and his besty friend Jeffrey Epstein spending all that time on Petalphile Island. Presidential material for sure!

And not last and not least but Tubularsock just has to bring forth head up his ass Alzheimer-Ron. A low time low for presidential standards.

Does any of this point to why the U.S. has been on a rapid decline which may really end with the Dumb-Shit-OrangeDufus?

But what OrangeDufus has done for us is to highlight just how corrupt and dysfunctional the U.S. political establishment is and has been ALL ALONG.

And that is why Bernie is a breath of fresh air and the reason that his CHANGE IN DIRECTION is so frightening the the status quo.

The corporate Democraps will lose their corrupt grip on the system and so will the corrupt Republicant’s!

And you can tell just how scary it is because the Clinton/Obummer wing of the corporate Democraps are willing to let the OrangeDufus win rather than support Bernie!

WHY?

And the reason is as simple and as obvious.

With a Bernie win THEY lose power and the corrupt money they take along the way because they hold that power.

The Republicants are in the same boat!

You see, what we have here is THE CORRUPT DEALINGS of both as well as either/or parties: The Democraps and the Republican’ts and they trade back and forth the power so as to keep their corrupt government contracts and money flow.

Bernie is the monkey wrench in the gears of corruption and THAT is why both parties will do whatever necessary to stop Bernie and save THEIR gravy train. EVEN IF HE WINS!

And in the process ………. FUCK YOU MR. AND MRS. AND MISS AND MS. AND YOUR PRONOUN OF CHOICE AMERICA!

Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. Bernie has his own baggage. His total foreign policy record is not to the liking of Tubularsock BUT it is not out of line with what traditional American foreign policy has been …….. complete domination of the world!

No, Bernie’s strength lies in SOCIAL REFORM and fairness within the U.S. boarders.

Medicare4All, the Green New Deal, free public college, universal free child care and always the resounding chorus of “HOW DO WITH PAY FOR THIS?”

We pay for this the exact same way we pay for CONTINUOUS WAR! That’s how.

Ever notice that there is ALWAYS enough to bloat the Pentagon Budget but never enough for child care? Ever wonder why?

Simple answer: there is more profit for the few with WAR than helping the citizen with a chance to live a prosperous life. Think on this! It explains a lot!

NOW.

Even with a Bernie win (if that is even possible in a system of cheats and scoundrels) those who control the power are not going to give up nor are they going to roll over and play dead.

The powerful will stonewall the system BIG-TIME to prevent any changes where they lose power and PROFIT, period!

So IF Bernie does win, it will take those who elected him not to go back to sleep like American voters always do after an election (you know, “let daddy handle it from here”) but to stay active as a mass movement and support the changes needed aggressively.

Like: Shut down the system until it responds to the changes necessary for a free and fair DEMOCRACY!

Stop buying shit until change happens. Remember a loss of profit in this system speaks louder than photos of starving children!

Can this happen? Well, “Tubularsock Has A Dream”, and unlike other dreamers Tubularsock won’t be standing on any motel balconies any time soon.