Archive for February, 2022

Oh well, Tubularsock’s Go-Fund-Me account for helping the Russians in getting a new tank was rejected again. 

You know one just can’t get past the censors in a democracy anymore.

As you may have heard, Russia has moved into the breakaway areas of Ukraine, Donetsk and Luhansk and have spilled over a bit to hit the Ukraine’s capitol city Kyiv as well.

Well ok, “spilled” may be better explained as “multiple fronts”. And why not, they have their troops on the boarder standing around so why not put them to use?

This could have been all avoided but the U.S. is losing the Covid- Authoritarian-War so maybe we could jack up Putin. 

But as Tubularsock said, this could have all been avoided but hell Americans aren’t going over there to die ……… yet. And if they do, no loss. It will clean up the gene pool of the stupid!

JD Bindenagel, a former deputy US ambassador to Germany, stated that he believes “. . . NATO's mistake was not so much the actual enlargement direction, but with not taking seriously the Russian view that it had been betrayed”. 

You see, Russia was assured by NATO and the U.S. that NATO would not advance toward Russian boarders. BUT OVER THE YEARS THEY HAVE!

Ahhh, silly Russians taking the U.S. and NATO’s word for it.

And by golly ………. Russia was deceived!

So having the Ukraine join NATO would put the NATO and U.S. military right on the Russian boarder. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING! 

NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

Remember the Cuban Missile Crisis? Russia wanted to put missiles right on the U.S. boarder and look how that played out.

So why would anyone ever even think that NATO on the boarder would go?

But it could’ve been solved without firing a shot.

HOW?

Well Russia had proposed:

– NATO guarantees that it will not deploy missiles in nations bordering Russia. (They are already in place from Slovenia to Romania, with Poland to follow)– NATO to stop military and naval exercises in nations and seas bordering Russia.– Ukraine will not become a member of NATO. 
– the West and Russia to sign a binding East-West security pact.– the landmark treaty between the US and Russia covering intermediate-range nuclear weapons to be restored. (The US abandoned it in 2019) 

Wow! Those Russians drive a hard bargain!

The U.S. and NATO just can’t accept these outrageous demands ………….

Now you explain to Tubularsock why these are not acceptable solutions.

The U.S. and NATO keep saying they are open to negotiations but won’t accept solutions!

SO ………… Russia took the option that the U.S. and NATO gave them.

AND SO …….. send your money to Tubularsock’s Go-Fund-Me Russian Tank Fund!


Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. Tubularsock doesn’t trust Russia but only that Tubularsock trust the U.S. less.

If you haven’t noticed, the U.S. is the largest terrorist state in the world and regularly kills men, women and children throughout the world.

The Russians sure know that and so does the rest of the world. We are the ones who actually created ISIS and al Qaida and we have more military bases throughout the world than anyone else.

And a military budget far larger than China and Russia combined!

BUT WE KILL FOR DEMOCRACY. Just ask the Vietnamese! Oh, and Syrians, Libyans, Yemenis, Iraqis, Ugandans, Kenya’s, Somalians, Afghans, ad nauseam!

THAT IS WHY TUBULARSOCK SUPPORTS RUSSIA IN THIS WAR!

Not because Russia is at war but because it is the only way Russia can catch up with the number of American’s wars. It’s only fair.

So you see, it is for a good cause ……. Go-Fund-Me!

EVERYONE IS RUSSIAING TO DO IT!

AN OPEN MESSAGE TO THE CANADIAN PEOPLE

Tubularsock has been contemplating as Tubularsock sits in The Tubularsock Semi-Palatial corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tours).

Reaching over the case of Wild Turkey and pushing the Saki bottles to the side Tubularsock takes up Tubularsock’s spyglass and peers NORTH in search of Canada.

Never one to be shaken, Tubularsock is confident that Canada is “up” there.

And as sure as “Loonies and Toonies” are part of the Canadian lexicon, Tubularsock is writing this to all the Canadians that are being threatened by their government to freeze their funds in their bank accounts if they attempt to give or receive financial support to anyone the government deems unacceptable.

This is all part of the emergency rulings the Canadian Government has put into place against “unacceptable” protests.

Well here is Tubularsock’s idea to end this provision created by the government … FUCK THEM!

The truckers initiate a new protest and no one has to confront the police or even march and dance in the Canadian cold. This protest if organized correctly could bring down the entire banking system!

EVERYONE that supports freedom and backs the truckers go off EN MASSE and remove their money from their bank accounts. And the stated goal is not to return that money to the system until the government capitulates their draconian measures.

It’s the old RUN ON THE BANKS!

It would work rather quickly Tubularsock feels. WHY?

The economy becomes erratic and an erratic economy causes lost profit. And the longer the citizens hold out the deeper the potential losses.

Remember over the past two years the government didn’t give a shit for your livelihood and kept you from making a decent income. Turn the tables and hold your money from the system.

And when money isn’t making the rich richer the reaction is intense! And hell, you as a citizen aren’t making much on interest anyway. Your loss isn’t much at all but your gain of freedom is immense!

So, in solidarity with the aims of the Canadian Truckers Tubularsock presents this idea and just hopes that they can pull it off.

POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

Ok, Tubularsock is not known for humbleness. And there is no time for Tubularsock to sit around and not CLEAR THE DECKS when it come to Canada and Russia.

Tubularsock, with his astute ability at spotting the problem and solving it at the same time has always been apparent.

Seriously, it just saves time ………….

Lets take Canada. Justin Trudeau has called out for emergency powers to squelch the blockade protest against COVID-19 mandates. One aspect of this move gives the Government the power to have the banks close accounts and block people who wish to support the Truckers based on said people’s Facebook and Twitter accounts.

And if a bank closes an account based on this basis the bank can not be held accountable for their actions. IT’S THE LAW! (Bitcoin anyone?)

SO BE IT!

Solution?

A banker who may be ready to retire or a lesser bank employee with a since of humor could close down Justin Trudeau’s personal checking and savings account in the name of a national emergency.

Just to make THE POINT. And you can not be held accountable!

NOTE TO ANY CANADIAN BANKER: Tubularsock gives you this idea free and clear with no interest charges or added fees. Just Do It for the fun of it!

OK. THAT’S SETTLED!

We move on to the Russians and Ukraine. OH MY WHAT TO DO.

Simple ……… a Tubularsock specialty.

Now what is the issue? Well Russia doesn’t want NATO to move into Ukraine and create a military presence on their boarder.

Seems reasonable. Doesn’t it?

Solution?

Russia arranges with Cuba to have the Russians create a military base in Cuba.

The Russians send four of their highly advanced Navy ships to Cuba as a show of force. Remember the Cuban missile crises? Da ja vou.
And then the Russian negotiate with the U.S. that they will remove that presence near the U.S. boarder IF THE U.S. reciprocates and not allows Ukraine to become a member of NATO but rather becomes a “buffer-state” between the Russian border and the NATO border.

NOTE TO VLAD: Tubularsock gives you this idea free and clear with no interest charges or added fees. Just Do It for the fun of it!

OK. THAT’S SETTLED!

Tubularsock thinks that it is obvious that Tubularsock is like pretty close to a genius when it comes to foreign policy. Just ask Tubularsock!

Just where does Tubularsock start?

Sitting around Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland, CA things look as weird and fucked up like so many days in the US of America.

If dumbass-dumbness received an award we’d be first in line whether in the realm of political, social, or economic endeavors. Hey! It’s the way we are don’t you know. Gold Medalists!

As you may have noticed WE pulled out of Afghanistan and left them with a pile of shit that we assisted in creating. But 20 years of destruction isn’t enough.

We still can drone them whenever we want ……. that’s the American Way. But we are not responsible for saving them anymore. Not that they ever asked us to do so, remember?

And remember Afghanistan attacked us …….. ahhhh, OH, WE attacked them. That is how WE in the U.S. define democracy. Ain’t that a bitch!

If you remember, the FBI was prevented by the CIA to interfere with the known Saudi undercover agents who later became the 9/11 terrorists. And oddly that not one of the 9/11 terrorists were from Afghanistan. Most were from Saudi Arabia!

So the U.S. attacked Afghanistan. Seems reasonable. Right?

The Saudi Royal Family helped to fund the 9/11 attack and the U.S. attacked Afghanistan! Ahh, right?

And Osama bin Laden was part of a wealthy Saudi family ……… go figure.

And because WE were on such a winning streak WE moved on to attacking Iraq because ahhh, they attacked us. OH YEAH, WE ATTACKED THEM!

But ahhhh, the Saudi Royal Family helped to fund the 9/11 attack so WE attacked Iraq.

Hmmmm, seems like some kind of pattern.

And the U.S. government has done everything it can to get in the way of helping the 9/11 Families from holding Saudi Arabia responsible for suing the Saudis for family loss.

So why change all this solid logic now?

Buydone has signed an Executive Order to allow the $7 billion in frozen Afghan assets to be dispersed between the starving Afghan people and the 9/11 victims.

WOW! Now just why is AFGHANISTAN responsible for this rather than Saudi Arabia? Don’t ask.

And exactly why is the U.S. holding Afghanistan’s money? Simple, after a 20 year occupation of Afghanistan by the U.S., WE left Afghanistan WITHOUT a government!

Now you can’t say that the U.S. isn’t good at what it does best, DESTABILIZATION!

But here is the great irony. The people of Afghanistan ARE STAVING TO DEATH NOW but WE have to follow the LAW.

So, U.S. officials stressed that this is only the beginning of a multi-step, months-long process, which will require actions from the Treasury Department, Federal Reserve and financial institutions that would ultimately administer the funds.

However THE AFGHANISTAN PEOPLE ARE STAVING TO DEATH NOW!

Now we are following the law? Where was that law when WE decided to invade and destroy Afghanistan?

But don’t be scared, last November the U.S. State Department approved its first major arms sale to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia under U.S. President Joe Buydone with the sale of 280 air-to-air missiles valued at up to $650 million.

Never EVER say that the American people aren’t a caring loving people!