Tubularsock

Tubularsock’s New Years Revolutions

Well HOT DAMN! It is 2023.

The thing about new years is that they come EVERY year. So where’s the surprise?

But hell, IT’S TRADITION so why not make believe that it has meaning.

Ok ………. meaning FOR WHAT?

Now, now don’t fret over the answer. Not even a little. All “New Years” is, is MORE FAKE MEANINGLESS BULL SHIT! Without a real bull.

And sure, you can dwell on “where’s the bull” that left all this shit BUT you’re not a fucking rancher so why do you care.

The fact is ……. the bull shit IS REAL!

Going with the TRADITION Tubularsock has made a list of his Revolutions for this new year.

FIRST: Tubularsock is going to start a cool d’état and overthrow the Government of the United State and put somebody into the Presidential position that is “cool”.

So far WE have had a rogues’ gallery of questionable “leaders” who would make the
Al Capone Gang look like a child’s birthday party.

And yet OUR public keeps turning around and sticking their hand in the fire AGAIN thinking that the new lines of bull shit is more pure than the last lines of bull shit. And then they get burned AGAIN!

It really is just a simple matter of “SHIT IN SHIT OUT”!

And these last two “leaders”?

One an egotistical maniac and the other a dead man walking.

THAT FOLKS is not leadership!

Nor is the rush toward gender or race any way to choose a leader.

How about looking for a LEADER for a change rather than a Corporate Paper Doll.
You know, someone with courage for changing things up and representing the citizens that are paying the bills.

Sure, Tubularsock is available. Just ask.

SECOND: Tubularsock is going to promote BOMBING ENGLAND.

Sure, ask why.

Tubularsock dislikes Monarchy. A dysfunctional group whose time has past because in-breading is disgusting and paedophilia is even more disgusting!

THIRD: All promoters of the Covid mis-information campaign by the WHO and the CDC, NIH, FDA and all those slimy Pediatricians that pushed Covid-Shots to kill children!

And might as well add all those “doctors” who haven’t the ability to tell their own ass from a hole in the ground who promoted the Covid-Shots to kill their own patients without understanding that that would affect their income. Dumb-shits-in-white!

FOURTH: Draw and Quarter Anthony Fauci!

HELL! JUST FOR FUN!

And for just deserts ………. throw him to the DOGS!

Ahhhh, Tubularsock feels better already.

FIFTH: Bomb Israel, Ukraine, Saudi Arabia, Australia, and Canada for starters.

Why you ask?

BECAUSE WE CAN! Isn’t that why the U.S. has all those bombs?

Now Tubularsock could go on, Tubularsock’s list is much longer but you may get the point.

New Years Revolutions can always be tweaked next year …….. Hey, It’s TRADITION!

This morning Tubularsock was checking out Tubularsock’s new highly effective STUPID METER. The great thing about this meter is that it has those flashing LED lights with the dead give away that if it is flashing red-red-red it means extremely stupid.

Just driving past the Pentagon the damn flasher goes off —— EVEN IN THE OFF POSITION. Guess some things are not that difficult to recognize.

It appears that for some time the Pentagon has been passing out large sums of money to conduct GAIN OF FUNCTION research. You see, in our world today we don’t have enough to worry about so we have to go out of our way to CREATE diseases that DON’T EXIST IN NATURE and build them SO WE CAN PREVENT THEM even though they don’t exist UNTIL WE CREATE THEM!

Now that there is some sound reasoning if Tubularsock has ever heard of sound reasoning.

Think on this: The Pentagon pays out billions of dollars to create dangerous pathogens that don’t exist in order that if they did exist we would be able to protect ourselves with vaccines that would protect us from these deadly pathogens that never existed until we created them!
THAT’S SCIENCE!

Don’t ask …….. it’s Pentagon Thinking. You know, kill the enemy while they are friends so as not to risk these friends that could become an enemy.

No really, Generals don’t become Generals because they are intelligent. They become Generals because they avoid war zones and “General” from a desk in an underground bunker and merely by attrition they move up the ranks. This goes for Admirals as well but now they use Zoom!

Now yes this has been a long introduction to end up in Ukraine but damn, here we are and what better way to enter into GAIN OF FUNCTION research. THEY WERE ALREADY DOING IT FOR US!

You see there are international treaties against Gain of Function research like the Biological Weapons Convention. But you can’t be naive enough that you thought that the U.S. is trust worthy enough to really follow mere treaties that have been agreed to and signed, do you? Well good. WE DON’T!

And if you don’t believe that this current scamdemic was created in the Wuhan Lab which was FUNDED BY THE U.S. then you aren’t the brightest crayon in the box! BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE IT CAME FROM AND WHO PAID FOR IT!

And then when the giant neon sign lit up saying the U.S. has “No Gain of Function” labs in the Ukraine and just to THINK the opposite means you had fallen for EVIL RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA you should have KNOWN BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT that we had Gain of Function” labs in the Ukraine.

All our mainstream media IN UNISON led you to believe that we didn’t BUT WE DID AND HAVE HAD THEM FOR YEARS ………… in fact the U.S. has 336 labs in 30 countries under its control, including 26 in Ukraine alone.

Well gosh, our main stream media seemed to have an inability to count WHEN IT COUNTS! Nothing new there, however.

But never say that Tubularsock can not leave this topic on a low note. The UN Security Council recently convened an emergency meeting to address the issue of Ukraine’s biological labs.
(You remember, the bio-labs we said didn’t exist.)

THAT’S GOOD!

But the BUYDONE Administration boycotted the meeting entirely. That means that the US was given an opportunity to make its case before the international community, but that would mean the U.S. would have been exposed in it’s own lie so what does a renowned “freedom loving” country do under these conditions?

Pull a no-show instead. You know, I’d be there but I missed the bus and the dog ate the homework!

THAT’S BAD!

Oh well, at lest Tubularsock attempted to leave the subject on an up-note. Got to be worth at least 3-points plus a free throw.

Well, what can Tubularsock say?

Today Tubularsock, once again, is sitting in Tubularsock’s corner office on the very top floor of Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington, DC from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tour)

AND as Tubularsock often does when he is composed with his feet crossed upon the top of his massive well used desk, Tubularsock reads government reports. How fun is THAT, right?

Anyway reading the newly released “Capitol Riot Time Line” which is redundant for anyone who understands why we as a country are so ill prepared for any kind of emergency.

It is the perfect cookie cutter example of why Russia and China are so far ahead of the fumbling idiots we call our “government”.

Remember way back in the “Way-back Machine” how it took the “Government” to act to defend the country on 9/11? EVEN AFTER or come to think about it, BECAUSE OF the Air Force’s decision to send defensive jets in the wrong direction to confront the “incoming” jet liners. That had already hit the Trade Towers.

Well, as Tubularsock always has said, “Who needs Terrorist when you have the United States Government standing in for them?”

Anyway, the funniest information produced to date in the “Capitol Riot Time Line” is this:

“3:37pm the Pentagon sent its own security forces to guard the homes of defense leaders. No troops had yet reached the Capitol.

. .. the first contingent of 155 Guard members were at the Capitol. . . Dressed in riot gear, they began arriving at 5:20 p.m.”

Now stop and reread this bit of information.

THE NATIONAL CAPITOL WAS UNDER siege and the military sent “security forces to guard the homes of defense leaders”, but didn’t arrive at the NATIONAL CAPITOL for nearly 2 hours later!

Ahhh, priorities.

And people ask, haven’t we won the war in Afghanistan, YET?

But don’t fret because we clearly lost that war in Vietnam but after all that death and destruction we NOW sell arms to the Vietnamese Government. Oh my, that was an Obummer idea.

You see “WE” have to counter our evil enemy, CHINA!

You remember China, right?

The Chinese ARE ALWAYS ON THE BRINK of war with us so we sell arms to the tune of $1.8 BILLION to Taiwan because China is a threat to China? Oh my, that was a Dump idea. Well, and extended idea that we have been engaged in “forever”!

Dump can’t formulate ideas unless it would be a gold statue of himself with huge hands!

And the EVIL CHINA that we have to be afraid of and just CAN’T TRUST we have economic contractual ties with and a trade deficit of $540 BILLION mainly due to OUR CONSTANT NEED of computers and accessories, cell phones, and apparel and footwear.

Damn Chinese! Making us buy all that stuff! And they are our dangerous enemy! Can you imagine the trade deficit if they were our friends?

AND ON TOP OF THAT there is ALWAYS RUSSIA!

From the beginning of Tubularsock’s birth last century, Tubularsock has been told that RUSSIA was the scary enemy that will kill the Easter Bunny and CRUSH Christmas and bring the dreaded COMMUNISM right into Tubularsock’s kitchen!

No really, they even had films about it ………… AND THE BOMB!

To date with a projected end date of 12/21 the U.S. still buys the RD-180 (РД-180, Ракетный Двигатель-180, Rocket Engine-180 which is a rocket engine designed and built in Russia to supply the U.S. space program.

When the U.S. placed sanctions on Russia for the annexation of the Crimean peninsula in 2014, U.S. lawmakers banned the use of the Russian engines but then had to partially lift the ban when they discovered just how much the United Launch Alliance (ULA) space contractor’s relied on the Russian-built engine for lifting our rockets into space.

Remember this is our EVIL ENEMY of all time!

And yet, on the flip side, U.S. businesses have invested $9.2 billion in Russian companies.
Some U.S. brands have operations in Russia, including McDonald’s, Ford and ExxonMobil.

McDonald’s has opened hundreds of restaurants in OUR EVIL RUSSIAN ENEMY CITIES since 1990.

HOW CAN THIS BEEEEEEE ……… are you scared yet?

Sooooo, somebody is filling we citizens with a bill of goods that DOES ADD UP but only for the huge amount …. FUCKING HUGE AMOUNT ….. of money that flows into the military-industrial-complex AND WE PAY FOR IT!

But real health care for we citizens or maybe someday a fifty cent stimulus check?

OHHHHHHHH dear, where could we find the money?

Oh, pass the ammunition. We can ALWAYS “SHELL” out for that!

Tubularsock once again finds himself sitting in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tour)

Leadership is not only at the lowest point in peoplekind’s history but we are rapidly rushing like a bat out of hell only to discover that “going back to normal” is hyper regression to doomsday.

What a wonderful time in the history of peoplekind.

Buydone has bombed Syria to show them that HIS shriveled up old limp dick is not much bigger than the Orange Dump’s.

So nobody seemed too impressed by the action even though it is just another war crime committed by the “Leader of the Free World”!

Tubularsock can not help but laugh at that title …. the height of bravado horse shit!

And getting out of Afghanistan just won’t happen right away regardless of our signed agreements.

Do you believe the Generals jack off to Afghan Hip-Hop?

So thank God that we are back to the mass shootings as the pastime for America!

It has passed baseball as the national sport.

Oh, and be sure to send out all those prayers and cares to the dead and their families.

But don’t fret, there’ll be more.

IT’S THE AMERICAN WAY!

And wow all that bitching and moaning about Amazon and Jeff’s evilness.

OH PLEASE!

You don’t like Jeff Bezos fucking you up your ass?

THEN STOP BUYING FROM AMAZON!

You could stop him in his tracks but that would mean you’d have to stop buying from Whole Foods. Stop buying from Amazon.

STOP BUYING!

But “I NEED THE STUFF”.

Every time you buy from Bezos YOU help him keep his workers in wage slavery and pathetic health care.
So you see, YOU are supporting Jeff.

STOP IT!

Tubularsock stopped buying from Amazon and Whole Foods years ago and haven’t looked back.

So could you …… make it a lifestyle choice and then tell your friends to do the same.

THE ONLY way change comes to THIS system is not by protesting in the streets or signing petitions but by causing economic harm to corporate business.

THE ONLY WAY TO PROTEST CAPITALISM IS TO NOT BUY!

And when that becomes significant you’ll see rapid change in the corporate order of things!

IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE HEARD LOUD AND CLEAR.

And now, let Tubularsock not leave you in despair over the state of worldwide affairs with this bit of Tubularsock wisdom.

Correcting YOUR consciousness changes ALL consciousness.
IT’S AN INSIDE JOB.

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