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A TUBULARSOCK EXCLUSIVE:
NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS!

Ok as usual, Tubularsock has an insider’s perspective into the current administration being that as Secretary of the Deplorables Tubularsock is on the “right” side of the right government policies of The Super-Bigly Great Orange One!

Rumor has it that Tubularsock has positioned himself in the current West Wing of the White House in the boiler-room where he has control of the heating and cooling of the building. Being the ONLY member of the current administration that knows the secret codes for the indoor environment of the White House puts Tubularsock in an enviable power position.

So when it was reviled by the New York Signs, a hostile progressive publication, that the
Secretary of the Deplorables had been subpoenaed by Robert Mueller much anticipation was anticipated. And as that anticipated anticipation grew the left-stream-press concluded that Russia was involved!

 

As Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news”, a non-biased news outlet has reported through an official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because she was not authorized to speak to the media, that Russia may have a relationship with the Secretary of the Deplorables but this was denied by the administration.

However it was noted by a former Secret Service agent who did not wish to be identified that some ties with the Russian Government may be true. Some documentation was procured from this individual as seen below.

 

“I hasten to point out that in no sense do I claim the ideas I am submitting are a real thing. They constitute a theory, not a thesis”, stated the former Secret Service agent.

But an American official familiar with the talks with Mueller, who spoke on the condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak publicly stated, “some pictures are really worth a thousand words”.

Yet the investigation conducted by the sharp-eyed-reporters from Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news”, a non-biased news outlet has produced an actual photograph that may add some light to the Trump-Tube Russian connection.

 

Now sure Felix Sater has Russian connections! Hell, he’s Russian!

When asked, Tubularsock, Trump’s Secretary of the Deplorables, stated, “Felix Sater is a Russian-American gangster of the old school. You know, a classical American tradition type Eliot Ness gangster. It is this solid American criminal tradition that our President believes in …… make  America Great again!”

Felix Sater has deep financial connections to Trump and to Russia. Felix Sater has been a friend of Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen since childhood, and is an important Trump business partner who worked out of Trump Tower.

But funny, when Donald was asked about his connections with Felix, Trump said, “I’m not that familiar with him.”

Which would be expected for Trump to say especially after his associate Felix Sater, described his ambitions in emails to Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen.

In those emails Sater states, “Our boy can become president of the USA and we can engineer it. I will get all of Putins team to buy in on this, I will manage this process.” (New York Times … for real!)

So we all have, so far, three possible Russian connections with Trump.

The first is the meeting in Trump Tower between Russian agents and Donald Trump Jr., Paul Manafort, and Jared Kushner.

The second connection is the attempt by Republican operative Peter W. Smith to obtain Hillary Clinton’s emails through Russian hackers. According to The Wall Street Journal “Robert Mueller is investigating Michael Flynn’s connection to this operation”.

And the third connection is Felix Sater.

Looks like a full plate.

 

But in truth the Russian connection is there but it is mostly bullshit. The real deal is going to be the evidence that is being collected on financial crimes, including potential money laundering that is where Donald and his family are going to go down!

 

 

 

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JEFF SESSIONS THE DEVIL YOU SAY!

Well it looks like the “devil” is knocking on little-prick-jeff-sessions “back door” sort of speak. Tubularsock has always said that those overly pious, God-fearing Christians should NEVER bend over anywhere near Trump!

Well little jeffy did bend over a few times and still would “butt” he may be packing his bags soon.

However, Tubularsock does give credit to little jeffy for recusing himself from the on going Russian investigation as he should have done and did EVEN at the expense of Orange-Tweet’s wrath. Legally as well as ethically it was required so Sessions’ gets a gold star for that!

Yet he is still a little-stale-racist-white-cracker none the less and Tubularsock will be happy to see him go.

But Tubularsock will be glad to bring  jeffy over to the nearest Black Christian LGBT pot smoking party and introduce him to new friends. Hey, Tubularsock doesn’t hold a grudge ……………………….

You know little jeffy will be so much happier taking his dominatrix wife and himself back to Alabama and leave Trump’s cyberbullying. Oh sure he’ll miss it but maybe he’ll just be better off in his home territory and away from the evils of Sodom and Gomorrah.

Hell, Orange-Tweet plays hard ball!

 

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Obama The Chicken Shit!

Just like Orange People are already embarrassed by being identified with the First Orange President because of his personification of assholedom so must Black People be equally embarrassed by having to be identified with Ol’ Step-en-Fetch-It-Obumass and his blackboy ways, yes ‘em.

The guy is just disgusting or rather FUCKING DISGUSTING!

Now don’t you worry, sure Tubularsock is going to bring in the shit-for-brains WhiteBoy Club into this political tirade. But we have had such a history filled with these motherfuckers that they seem to fall into the ….. that’s the way it is …..syndrome.

Another White in power doesn’t register the same shock as THE FIRST ORANGE or THE FIRST BLACK President. Those phrases have traction and create reaction.

They are all cut from the same sewer-sludge but COLOR MATTERS in our post-color world.

Now you may wonder what has brought all this vitriol blathering on from a normally calm and collected Tubularsock. Well, let Tubularsock explain.

Obummer has JUST come out against the Standing Rock Pipeline going under Lake Oahe and the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers will not issuing a permit required to continue the pipeline. (YET)

Now that all sounds like Obummer has really made some type of moral stand. But that is not the case. Barrack Obama IS the “black snake”! Well in truth more like a “black worm” because he hasn’t the guts to raise to snake level!

The phrase “to kill the black snake” is a reference to a Lakota prophecy that says there will be a great black snake that will run through the land and bring destruction to the people and to the Earth.

And that is exactly what Obummer has assisted in making happen!

It doesn’t take you long if you do a little reading to find that the reason that the Army Corps of Engineers rejected the pipeline to cross the Missouri River north of the city of Bismarck, North Dakota was because of THE POTENTIAL THREAT TO BISMARCK’S WATER SUPPLY. The documents show this clearly. Need Tubularsock remind you that the City of Bismarck is overwhelmingly WHITE? Just Sayen’!

A week or so ago as Tubularsock mentioned in a former post Tubularsock heard Obaworm express that he was monitoring the Standing Rock Protest and he was going let the private security and cops shoot and beat the protestors to see how it would play out. And once he saw that the protestors weren’t going to fold he declared that no permit was to be given.

Months ago Obaworm could have declared this in defense of WATER. But no, he now makes his stand weeks before the new Orange President will take office and then he’ll reverse all of this and Obaworm believes that his legacy of bowing to every white corporate dick up his brain-hole is something worth preserving. IT and HE is just shameful and a very sad commentary. He is one of the most chicken shit presidents in American history …….. and you know that we have had some big time assholes as President in our historical past.

The fight against big oil and water rights is not over and because Energy Transfer Partners has $3.7 billion at stake and the fact that Energy Transfer Partners has refused to honor restrictions in the past when ordered to do so means that much more will have to be done to stop them.

And just to be clear about vested interests, the Orange President has several million dollars invested in this project. Just perhaps the Lakota may find that there is a chapter two of the prophecy where the fucking Orange Snake seals the deal!

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9/11 REVISITED … AGAIN SO SOON?

Posted: September 19, 2016 in Uncategorized

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9/11 REVISITED … AGAIN SO SOON?

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HILLARY MURDERED BERTA CACERES!
No, Hillary didn’t pull the trigger herself. She’s not a peon for Christ’s sake!

No Hillary was safe as can be but assisted in the overthrow of the Honduran Government by having President Manuel Zelaya abducted and took up the cause of supporting the new military dictatorship.

Even though by LAW the United States could not support this action and was required to place sanctions against the new military dictatorship. But because of WikiLeaks Hillary’s emails as Secretary of State show her approval of this illegal action. She supported it!

Now Tubularsock is not going to regurgitate the past history of the over throw of the democratic elected President of Honduras Manuel Zelaya in 2009. You can check it out for background if you need to but be careful because the CIA edits a lot of Wikipedia sites so research broadly.

Keep utmost in your mind that the United States treatment of Latin America is indicative of the United States torture training and brutal assistance by the US Army School of the Americas which is now called the Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation ………. pure bull shit psychops branding!

The Western Hemisphere Institute for Security Cooperation is still exporting death squads. That is what they do.

Anyway, Berta Caceres is a true feminist unlike Hillary who is just an apologist for Bill’s cock penetrating and abusing women! Gloria Steinem eat your heart out! Shame on you Gloria for supporting that bitch! Wake the fuck up.

Berta Caceres was the general coordinator and co-founder of the National Council of Popular and Indigenous Organizations of Honduras. Caceres waged a grassroots campaign that pressured the world’s largest damn builder to pull out of the Agua Zarca Dam.

Berta Caceres: A True Feminist Leader. RIP.

Berta Caceres: A True Feminist Leader. RIP.

Berta Cáceres was recognized nationally and internationally as an environmentalist who fought for Indigenous rights.

Berta was also instrumental in leading protests against the 2009 coup that overthrew the democratically elected President Manuel Zelaya. Since the coup the human rights situation in Honduras has deteriorated as human rights defenders and social movement leaders are routinely killed and systematically criminalized.

“There is a saying in Honduras about the Central American dirty war that “While the U.S. had its eye on Nicaragua and its hands in El Salvador, it had its boot on Honduras.”’ (Laura Carlsen, May 25, 2011, The World Post)

Well now, thanks to Hillary Clinton …… Berta Caceres was assassinated a few days ago!

So don’t give Tubularsock that crap that Hillary must be elected to the President of the United State position so WOMEN feel historically progressing! Bull shit.

If Hillary was truly a “feminist” she would not have killed Berta Caceres!
WOMAN OF THE WORLD UNITED! YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BY DUMPING HILLARY.

SAVE THE WHITE HOUSE FROM BECOMING BILL’S BROTHEL!

 

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Ok ……… the jokes on you Europe!

Well, and the Propagandized fearful American public!

The Europeans rushed stumbling over each other to put sanctions on Russia for the downing of Malaysian Flight #17 over the Ukraine because the United States said, ‘THE RUSSIANS DID IT!”

And even though there has been no proof that the Russians did it except that John Kerry said so, well the Europeans rushed to follow the Americans orders to place sanctions on Russia. 

Now the Russians presented their satellite captured information which showed that Russia wasn’t involved.

But ……… how can you trust a Russian.

The U.S. refused to provide their satellite information which is some of the best in the world because ……..? Well, maybe because it doesn’t show that Russia was involved or maybe because John Kerry is so tall that his view “that Russia did it” is as good as a satellite. Afterall Sarah Palin can see those Russians from Alaska.

Well THAT isn’t the joke ………

In order for the U.S. to launch their spy satellites they contract Lockheed and Boeing to supply RUSSIAN MADE RD-180 boosters ROCKETS to lift those satellites into orbit!

Now is that funny or what?

The spy satellites that could clear up who shot MH-17 down were placed into orbit by Russian Booster Rockets but the U.S. won’t release the information.

And even better all that sanction shit, well Congress passed the fiscal 2016 budget, which includes a provision that allows the US to continue purchasing the Russian made booster rockets.

See, the U.S. needs those booster rockets to continue the space program as well.

Seems that the Russian’s are about 20 years ahead of the U.S. in rocket development and the U.S. is ahead of the world in sophisticated spy-satellites. So together WE ARE A TEAM.

RAH!

Can anyone hear hypocrisy from the home team?

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BLACKHOLE FOREIGN POLICY

Posted: December 27, 2015 in Uncategorized

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Tubularsock is going to have to pull out some information from Tubularsock’s almost, pretty close best seller, SPOOKY GEOMETRY  so as to explain American Foreign Policy.

Tubularsock knows that many are frightened of SCIENCE because as a student you may have had been forced to dissect a dead frog. Well, this is not “dead-frog-science”!

No this is WHAT-THE-FUCK science and once you understand this nothing will be too great for your new formed intellect.

Let Tubularsock began from the simple to the complex.

The United States is practicing BLACK HOLE foreign policy. This is obvious to the casual bystander but often is cloaked in a huge pile of bull shit, that American Presidents have preached over the years, saying that it doesn’t stink.

But YOU know it does. And Tubularsock will show you why ……….

A Black Hole is a geometrically defined region of spacetime exhibiting such strong gravitational effects that nothing — including Iraq, Syria, Libya, and Yemen — can escape from inside it.

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The boundary of the region from which no escape is possible is called the event horizon.  Although crossing the event horizon has enormous effect on the fate of the object crossing it, it appears to have no locally detectable features.   

So this Middle Eastern event horizon effect has destabilized these entire areas but you wouldn’t know it if you only watched TV news and read your local newspaper. No those are always filled up with crap with an American Government Propagandistic overlay so, “it appears to have no locally detectable features”  even though those areas we have bombed the hell out of and created havoc.

That is why to the American public this “Refugee Crisis” APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE. And when 9/11 APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE the American public were told it was “because they (the terrorists) didn’t like our freedom”!

All of these events APPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE leaving the American public at a loss why these disasters have taken place without a clue that WE caused them!

After a black hole has formed, it can continue to grow by absorbing mass from its surroundings. U.S., England, Germany, France, Russia, China ……….

To a distant observer, clocks near a black hole appear to tick more slowly than those further away from the black hole. This is due to gravitational time dilation which makes an object that is falling into a black hole appear to slow down. Which is why YOU feel that this entire War on Terror seems to just go on and on and on. This is the sign that we have started to fall into the black hole.

Those who are falling into a black hole do not notice and their own clocks appear to them to tick normally, they cross the event horizon after a finite time without noting any singular behavior.

So Tubularsock doesn’t want you to worry about ANYTHING!

Relax …….. it just doesn’t matter.

Climate Change

Nuclear Holocaust

Population Explosion 

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Feel better. Well here is the formula you can use to figure out when we cross over the edge.

Black holes are commonly classified according to their mass, independent of angular momentum or electric charge.

So

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But whatever you do, pay your library fines before New Years day, you’ll feel better!

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