Archive for October, 2014

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Japan: Comic Relief

Well if you haven’t heard, Japan or perhaps just the government or at least some of the Japanese people or many of them or over half of them or at least the number that will allow this to happen but “THEY” are going to re-start the Sendai Nuclear Plant even after their knowledge about the risks as exampled with the continuing Fukushima disaster that is like the gift that keeps on spewing!

The Sendai Plant will be the first nuclear plant to reopen since 2011.

Ok. That’s not the funny part. Now Tubularsock does admit that he at times has a bizarre sense of the absurd but this is got to take a cake. Or at least a muffin.

The local officials have voted to reopen the Sendai Nuclear Plant EVEN THOUGH IT IS ONLY 40 THAT IS 4 ….. 0 MILES FROM THIS:

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Mt. Ontake erupted just a month ago …….. just so you are clear Sendai Nuclear Plant is only 40 miles from this active spewing volcano!

Care for funnier?  The Sendai Nuclear Plant is also only 31 miles from Mount Sakurajima, an extremely active volcano which erupts on a regular basis.

Now what could possibly go wrong with this scenario?

Now there is active anti-nuclear opposition but the government wants to restart Japan’s nuclear industry because ………….. TAPCO owns the government. So the people don’t really get a say UNLESS they shut down the country.

Oh don’t count on that ……… some people have even moved back to the Fukushima area because the government said it was safe to do so.

It is so safe that Tubularsock is going to open THE FIRST EVER tanning spa where your tan comes from the “inside” out in just a matter of days. What could be better?

No tanning beds …….. you just sit on the spa’s deck and tan away. EVEN AT NIGHT!

THE TUBULARSOCK EVER-GLOW TANNING SPA and sake bar.

With pre-cooked sushi from the sea.

Reservations available, reasonable rates for the unreasonable.

contact: phone 1-800-burn-baby-burn (no collect calls accepted)

Now don’t think some silly people are not attempting to warn the officials.

Like the scientific authorities.

Oh did Tubularsock mention the INCREASE in seismic activity in the area?

Oh well. As the Japan Times stated:  “Sendai reactors [are] vulnerable to eruptions [and] could cause a nationwide disaster, said Toshitsugu Fujii, University of Tokyo professor emeritus who heads a government-commissioned panel…”

But not to worry ……… The Government regulators RULED OUT a major eruption!

The Government regulators RULED OUT a major eruption! Tubularsock just had to repeat that. So perfect, The Government regulators RULED OUT a major eruption! Now come on …….. that’s funny!

What a relief  ………

まあええと、Tubularsock は… 常に言うように私のために戻る。こんにちは友人  ( Translation: Well hey, as Tubularsock always says …….. back to my sake.)

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EBOLAWEEN: TRICK OR TRICK

Well, well, well ………. if you wait long enough in the same place the things one can learn.

Tubularsock was, once again, busy cleaning his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA and pondering Ebola. The name itself in kind of scary and with Halloween approaching Tubularsock started to look more closely at a possibility of producing Ebola candy for the children.

Would Ebola candy be any worse or more scary than apples with razor blades embedded in them which Tubularsock gave out last year or candy laced with LSD or PCP or a list of other dangerous ingredients that over the years the CIA have experimented with on people in their rush to out spy the spies?

American spy-craft may even have had its early beginnings in a type of political-warlock-craft. And now especial with a Black President there is “black” magician possibilities bubbling up in the cauldron of malcontent.

Far-fetched you say? Well in truth the truth is way more scary than anything Tubularsock could come up with as you will see.

Way back in 1925 there was the Geneva Protocol and it was designed to have the countries of the world agree to “prohibited use but not possession or development of chemical and biological weapons”.

Now, Tubularsock asks you to figure out the wording of this Protocol. A country could POSSESS chemical and biological weapons, and a country could DEVELOP chemical and biological weapons but they agreed NOT TO USE THEM!

Give Tubularsock a break ……… were people back in 1925 that stupid?

Well jump to 1972. The British concocted the Biological Weapons Convention (BWC) and opened it up for countries of the world to sign on. The BWC wasn’t to go into effect until 1975 and twenty-two governments (the U.S. being one) signed on to this agreement.

The BWC updated the Geneva Protocol so as to prohibit the development, production, and stockpiling of  biological and toxin weapons.    

Now this all sounds well and good EXCEPT the absence of any formal verification regime to monitor compliance has limited the effectiveness of the Convention.

Well no shit Dick Tracy, you bet it limited the effectiveness!

Were people back in 1975 really that stupid?

And here is a fun fact for you, The United States of course signed on to the Convention but in order to continue to possess and develop chemical and biological weapons it has built laboratories specifically for that purpose in Liberia who has not ratified the Convention. No hypocrisy there.

The U.S. also has built labs in Guinea and Sierra Leone to circumvent the Convention.

Of course when the U.S. is pressed on this issue they always say it is all done for “defensive biological warfare research”!

And to tie this into a Halloween bow for you ……… these biological warfare research laboratories were built by USAID and you know that USAID is really only a front governmental organization for the CIA.

And surprise, surprise the CIA is also involved in bio-warfare work as well.

See, Ebola candy isn’t that far off!

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Now here is where it gets real scary ………… Enter Professor Francis Boyle and his book

Biowarfare and Terrorism.

Boyle’s take on this entire Ebola mess is that the epidemic was created by one or more of the United States Bio-Labs in West Africa. He says that he has no direct evidence that it was deliberate but he thinks it was caused by error and the Ebola virus got out of the labs and into the population.

And if you look into lab accidents throughout the world you will see that Boyle’s conclusion isn’t far fetched by any means. Accidents at research facilities have caused germs to escape, killing people and animals near the facilities all over the world for years.

Oh and before Tubularsock forgets, you all remember the anthrax scare right after 9/11. That anthrax came from a military bio- weapons-lab and after blaming the wrong guy the FBI finally supposedly figured who the perpetrator was but by golly he ended up dead due to a supposed overdose. 

Funny how that all worked out so well ……. Lawsuits filed by the widow of the first anthrax victim Bob Stevens were settled by the government for $2.5 million with no admission of liability. According to a statement in the settlement agreement, the settlement was reached solely for the purpose of “avoiding the expenses and risks of further litigations”.

Another open and shit case though it took a few years. Another “lone wolf” …….. nice work by the FBI. Don’t you think?

Scared yet? Well Tubularsock ran across this little note worthy bit of information in the Daily Observer, Monrovia, Liberia.

Dr. Cyril Broderick, A Liberian scientist and a former professor of Plant Pathology at the University of Liberia’s College of Agriculture and Forestry says:

“The US Department of Defense (DoD) is funding Ebola trials on humans, trials which started just weeks before the Ebola outbreak in Guinea and Sierra Leone. The reports continue and state that the DoD gave a contract worth $140million dollars to Tekmira, a Canadian pharmaceutical company, to conduct Ebola research. This research work involved injecting and infusing healthy humans with the deadly Ebola virus. Hence, the DoD is listed as a collaborator in a “First in Human” Ebola clinical trial (NCT02041715), which started in January 2014 shortly before an Ebola epidemic was declared in West Africa in March.”

So here we go again. And these types of medical experiments conducted with “volunteers” by the CIA and U.S. military appear throughout America’s illustrative history. Tubularsock isn’t going to go off in that direction but there is a library of information for your reading pleasure. Check it out. Oh, and sure “we” did it only to “protect” society.

Ever wonder where Hitler’s left over Nazi doctors ended up? Oh come on guess.

Well lucky for us Obama has come to our aid …….. saints be praised!

He called an Ebola Meeting and guess what. It didn’t have any doctors in attendance. It didn’t even have Ron Klain the Ebola czar. But it did have the Secretary of Defense, the Secretary of Homeland Security, the National Security Advisor, the Deputy National Security Advisor, the Deputy Counsel to the President, the ……… well you see the direction this is going.

And the outcome? Send 4000 troops to West Africa.

Tubularsock feels really safe now.

WTF?

Now at this point Tubularsock usually says ………. and there’s more.

Well there is more. Tubularsock likes to be consistent except when he’s not.

You may not know but the United States is building a $102-million High-Tech Bubonic Plague Lab in Kazakhstan. You remember Kazakhstan. Right? This lab will be completed in September, 2015.

And who is building it? Well you know the Defense Threat Reduction Agency, right?

Well it’s part of the Pentagon and the lab will be built, and some of its early operation funded, by American taxpayers.

So see, YOU are investing in a future Bubonic Plague pandemic.

“Why, are you so sure about this, Tubularsock?” I’m sure you are asking.

Well …….. Tubularsock will put money on it because he’s THAT sure. And here’s why.

The citizens of Almaty, Kazakhstan are a bit concerned because the lab is being built just outside town, in the midst of a populated suburban neighborhood. AND the entire area is an active seismic zone.

Now the U.S. officials have countered the citizens concerns with …… the building is designed to meet the city’s highest seismic standards.

Tubularsock hopes that the U.S. officials have discussed these seismic standards with the Bubonic Plague. It may just speak a different language.

And mark it on your calendar  ……….. Tubularsock figures 2017 give or take and we’ll be all surprised in the press how this all happened.

Were people back in 2013 really that stupid?

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You know Tubularsock has been thinking about ISIS because Tubularsock doesn’t know what action is the patriotic thing to do.

Too much thinking CAN spoil the broth.

ISIS on the one hand is the evil of all evils. Or is that Dick Cheney? God! I get them so confused. ISIS on the other hand is the creation of the US, UK, and Israeli intelligence apparatus or at least that is what has been revealed by the leaked NSA documents by Edward Snowden. (Thanks Ed.)

The US, UK, and Israeli intelligence apparatus created a strategy known as the hornet’s nest in order to attract the fundamentalists from around the world to Syria to overthrow Assad’s Government.

Now does Tubularsock support ISIS because America created them or does Tubularsock not support ISIS because they are the most evil of evils, except for Dick Cheney? What would a real patriot do?

You see the U.S. wants a U.S.-friendly government in Syria. You know like a puppet government that would not cooperate with Iran and block the oil pipeline that is being built. If the Assad government had gone along with the U.S. and did their bidding then Syria would be classified as a wonderful world government. You know like Israel, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and Kuwait all with police state governments. But that works for the United States much like the newly American created neo-nazi government now in the Ukraine.

The United States support of oppressive governments is done because it’s GOOD FOR BUSINESS but the mantra has always been that we are doing this to BRING DEMOCRACY to the people.

You guessed it ……. the mantra, in truth, goes like this:

BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT, BULL SHIT …

Try it …………… no, aloud. It’s got great rhythm like most truth does. 

Now anyone who is just this side of mental retardation knows all this already. But Tubularsock likes to keep his eye on the prize and that is that repetition keeps the facts from falling down that sucking rabbit hole. You see once the news cycle spins the bull shit to scare you then they move on and funny thing ……. they don’t review. Especially when the “new facts” show that the stories being pushed are FALSE. It’s called propaganda.

Which brings Tubularsock to this, that may have been skipped over by the maimed-streamed-media. A document released by NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden revealed that Ibrahim al­ Samarrai AKA Abu Bakr al Baghdadi, the man who leads ISIS, is an intelligence asset. Well imagine that!

An Intelligence Asset? You know, a CIA patsy. And he is the guy that is leading this evil of all evil (besides Dick Cheney) military operation.

Funny story, Abu Bakr al­ Baghdadi was radicalized by the 2003 invasion of Iraq and was captured in 2005 and spent four years in the United States’ Camp Bucca where he was constantly humiliated by the American forces much like the torture and humiliation conducted at Abu Ghraib Prison.

So here we have exactly why attacking and bombing isn’t effective. By doing it it only creates more terrorists and humiliation is a very powerful factor in solidifying resolve.

It has been reported that ISIS has grown in number by over 6000 since the beginning of this American bombing escapade. Now exactly what is it about the reality that bombing and drones create MORE terrorists that the Western mind doesn’t seem to understand?

It was reported around September 8th that Abu Bakr al­ Baghdadi had been killed by the American bombing but it still hasn’t been officially confirmed. But even if this is true Tubularsock hopes we don’t have to go through that same silly game that we did with Osama bin Laden’s death —— do you recall, he was reported “confirmed-dead”  seven times! And now that he is reported at the bottom of the sea we still can’t say for sure that he isn’t hiding out in Geneva, Switzerland.

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And did “killing” bin Laden even matter to al Qaeda? Nope!

And if true, will Abu Bakr al­ Baghdadi death matter to ISIS? Nope!

And if someone on Halloween reaches into Dick Cheney’s chest cavity and rips out his previously-owned heart and eats it ……… will that end evil? Well, Tubularsock thinks it may be a good start!

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