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UKRAINE PIPE DREAMING

Posted: March 9, 2023 in bull shit as an art form, CIA, CIA TERRORISTS, Conspiracy theory, ESPIONAGE, PROPAGANDA, Psychology, Terrorism, Ukraine
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So Ukraine blew up the Nord Stream Pipeline without the U.S. or Volodymyr Zelenskyy, the President of Ukraine, knowing ANYTHING about it.

It appears that not even the blown out diminished Ukraine Navy knew anything about this despicable deed.

So much for all the high level observation equipment using surveillance drones and satellites to watch over the area. Maybe we should try balloons.

NOPE! No awareness of ANY wrong doing being done to that pipeline.

Now we come to find out from ahhhh, “reliable sources”, ahhhh, you know “new intelligence” from ahhhh, “new intelligence” seen by US officials suggests that a pro-Ukraine group attacked the Nord Stream 2 pipelines.

Well, that settles it for Tubularsock.

So THAT clears the U.S. from doing it as investigative journalist Seymour Hersh has claimed with facts and figures. While The White House National Security Council, CIA and State Department all asserted that his post was “utterly false and complete fiction”.

And gosh ……. who wouldn’t believe our own spy deceivers?

Hersh even claims that President Joe directed the attack! That may be pushing reality a bit in Tubularsock’s mind. Maybe President Joe was able to point out the Baltic Sea on a map thinking it was a lunch menu and his staff went from there.

Be that as it may, this “new intelligence” also absolves Russia from blowing up THEIR OWN pipeline which provided huge revenue to their country. BUT CAN YOU TRUST THEM?

But the U.S. Government promoted THAT LIE even when much of the public couldn’t figure out the logic themselves.

Which leaves us to the Ukrainian Government being absolved because ahhhh, Ukrainians can’t swim? Ukrainian’s boats don’t float? Zelensky needs another ten million dollars from the U.S. to ahhhh.

NEW INTELLIGENCE SHOWS, “The explosives were most likely planted with the assistance of experienced divers who did not appear to be linked to any military or intelligence service, the report said, raising the possibility that the saboteurs received specialized state-sponsored training in the past.”

Well of course. How silly of all of us not to think that “perhaps” random Ukrainian/anti-Putin Russian activists with sabotage operation experience and training and flashing forged passports would rent a yacht from a Poland based company owned by Ukrainian citizens and set off from the German port of Rostock.

A captain, two divers, two diving assistants and a doctor made up the group of five men and one woman, according to Germany’s ARD broadcaster and Zeit newspaper.

In the course of the further investigation, all leads to clarify the facts of the case will be pursued by Denmark, Germany, and Sweden who all have active investigation on going.

And because Denmark, Germany, and Sweden are so “honest” the Russians WHO OWN THE PIPELINE in the past and future will be denied access to evidence from the investigation.

Now that is comforting. What could go wrong?

Russia has called for a transparent international probe. Tubularsock wonders just why that is?

TRANSPARENT? You mean so EVERYONE can see the results?

HOW COULD ONE TRUST THAT? OPEN FOR ALL TO SEE? AN AMAZING CONCEPT!

For sure, Tubularsock knows that ain’t goin’ to happen!

UCRAIN, ICRANE, WE ALL CRAIN FOR UKRAINE: A SPECIAL TUBULARSOCK REPORT.

Posted: February 25, 2022 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Censorship, CIA TERRORISTS, Conspiracy theory, corruption, Crimea, Foreign Policy, MATRIX, MILITARY SPENDING, NATO, NAZISM, Neo-Nazi, PROPAGANDA, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Russia, Ukraine, You Tube censorship
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Oh well, Tubularsock’s Go-Fund-Me account for helping the Russians in getting a new tank was rejected again. 

You know one just can’t get past the censors in a democracy anymore.

As you may have heard, Russia has moved into the breakaway areas of Ukraine, Donetsk and Luhansk and have spilled over a bit to hit the Ukraine’s capitol city Kyiv as well.

Well ok, “spilled” may be better explained as “multiple fronts”. And why not, they have their troops on the boarder standing around so why not put them to use?

This could have been all avoided but the U.S. is losing the Covid- Authoritarian-War so maybe we could jack up Putin. 

But as Tubularsock said, this could have all been avoided but hell Americans aren’t going over there to die ……… yet. And if they do, no loss. It will clean up the gene pool of the stupid!

JD Bindenagel, a former deputy US ambassador to Germany, stated that he believes “. . . NATO's mistake was not so much the actual enlargement direction, but with not taking seriously the Russian view that it had been betrayed”. 

You see, Russia was assured by NATO and the U.S. that NATO would not advance toward Russian boarders. BUT OVER THE YEARS THEY HAVE!

Ahhh, silly Russians taking the U.S. and NATO’s word for it.

And by golly ………. Russia was deceived!

So having the Ukraine join NATO would put the NATO and U.S. military right on the Russian boarder. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING! 

NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!

Remember the Cuban Missile Crisis? Russia wanted to put missiles right on the U.S. boarder and look how that played out.

So why would anyone ever even think that NATO on the boarder would go?

But it could’ve been solved without firing a shot.

HOW?

Well Russia had proposed:

– NATO guarantees that it will not deploy missiles in nations bordering Russia. (They are already in place from Slovenia to Romania, with Poland to follow)– NATO to stop military and naval exercises in nations and seas bordering Russia.– Ukraine will not become a member of NATO. 
– the West and Russia to sign a binding East-West security pact.– the landmark treaty between the US and Russia covering intermediate-range nuclear weapons to be restored. (The US abandoned it in 2019) 

Wow! Those Russians drive a hard bargain!

The U.S. and NATO just can’t accept these outrageous demands ………….

Now you explain to Tubularsock why these are not acceptable solutions.

The U.S. and NATO keep saying they are open to negotiations but won’t accept solutions!

SO ………… Russia took the option that the U.S. and NATO gave them.

AND SO …….. send your money to Tubularsock’s Go-Fund-Me Russian Tank Fund!

Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. Tubularsock doesn’t trust Russia but only that Tubularsock trust the U.S. less.

If you haven’t noticed, the U.S. is the largest terrorist state in the world and regularly kills men, women and children throughout the world.

The Russians sure know that and so does the rest of the world. We are the ones who actually created ISIS and al Qaida and we have more military bases throughout the world than anyone else.

And a military budget far larger than China and Russia combined!

BUT WE KILL FOR DEMOCRACY. Just ask the Vietnamese! Oh, and Syrians, Libyans, Yemenis, Iraqis, Ugandans, Kenya’s, Somalians, Afghans, ad nauseam!

THAT IS WHY TUBULARSOCK SUPPORTS RUSSIA IN THIS WAR!

Not because Russia is at war but because it is the only way Russia can catch up with the number of American’s wars. It’s only fair.

So you see, it is for a good cause ……. Go-Fund-Me!

EVERYONE IS RUSSIAING TO DO IT!

FUTURE’S COVID HIGHWAY: A POEM

Posted: August 8, 2021 in America Asleep, Censorship, Conspiracy theory, coronavirus, corruption
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Tubularsock has been doing some deep thinking about the deep state
and the shallow populous that follows the thoughts of least resistance.

And the VERY FIRST tool of control is fear.

And full information control is the second.

So Tubularsock is going to make it simple. With a poem.

FUTURE’S COVID HIGHWAY: A POEM
©2021 DMS

No question that the people follow all the fools
When SCIENCE is prevented to enlightened with it’s tools.

Natural immunity is all we really got
But corporate bought up science has falsified the “shot”.

The SCIENCE has been purchased for some to make a buck
While it leaves the average Joe completely out of luck.

There is nothing wrong with science as we already know
Until the corporation start to run the science show.

When money is the goal we are all just out of luck
And when the shot stops working it’s time to pass the buck.

A “shot” that doesn’t prevent the disease is not a vaccine, true
And if you’re forced to get one may be the end of you.

Now science has an important place to help the human race
ONLY if it’s open to study ALL the options that we face.

Lets not forget that Agent Orange Monsanto made and spread
Dropped all over Vietnam and all the deformed and dead.

And take a step back quickly just for a quick look see
Science used the wrong way does not always set us free.

So “shot” or “no shot” isn’t all there is to see
And let the information of alternatives be as open as can be.

As we follow down the road of this mRNA experiment
It may end up much worse for some than this Corona-Virus-Impediment.

And to really make it simple here’s a link to the Joe Rogan pod caste entitled, “Breakthrough Cases and Vaccine Passports”

It doesn’t get any simpler that this folks.

We have all been sold a bill of goods but the warranty may kill you in the long-run.

THEY REALLY DON’T KNOW.

BUT THE PROFIT IS HIGH AND THEY CARRY
NO RESPONSIBILITY.

YOU ARE THE EXPERIMENT!

THE FUNNY PART OF PSEUDO-REVOLUTION.

Posted: January 16, 2021 in 2020 ELECTION, Congress, Conspiracy theory, corruption, Donald Trump, President Tweet, Psychology, TED CRUZ
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THE FUNNY PART OF PSEUDO-REVOLUTION.

 

Well there is always some humor in political violence. And as the grown men acting out their 8th grade shelves playing “armyman” rushed about the Capitol Building smashing and desecrating all that it stands for (at least in accepted fantasy) the action wasn’t clear.

The first dead give away was the overabundance of terrorist selfies. It is not uncommon for terrorists to do selfies when they chop somebody’s head off and even the American military terrorists at times take selfies with the dead women and children they have killed to save Democracy.

But come on! This entire group was way too self-centered with no thought of what to do once they managed to smash their way into the House and Senate.

Sure there were some bands of better organized “military-types” with some type of chain of command but in the chaos they just looked like over zealot-anal-retentive gangs. They did make Tubularsock laugh aloud. Embarrassing really. Poor stupid fucks!

One of the more interesting things that will be investigated is how was it that the Capitol Police came up short. Who gave that order? AND WHY? You already know that it will be said that they were caught by surprise after weeks of Twitter, You Tube, and right wing web sites LAYING OUT THE PLAN AND RENTED BUSES. How could anyone see that coming?

Now a case could be made that the zealot-anal-retentive “military-types” were expecting THEIR FUHRER TRUMP to give the orders after they surged the compound. After all Donnie did say “WE”LL walk down to the Capitol” ……….. but when the FUHRER had taken a detour to the well protected White House to watch his creation on TV the chain of command was compromised.

EVEN Tubularsock at 8 years old playing “armyman” knew that when the chain of command was compromised the BATTLE WAS LOST!

You know, REALLY! Tubularsock can’t understand why leaders don’t contact Tubularsock Consulting Services, Ltd. for all their need-to-know information about BASIC reality in this upside down world.

Rates are adjustable and credit can be arranged.

Which leads us to a quick pictographic review for those non-readers. Only because a picture is worth a thousand words, so here are 4000 words to send to your friends!

 

And remember that fat lady still hasn’t sung a word, YET!

 

YOU KNOW …… TED IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE!

 

AND JOSH IS JUST GUTLESS.

 

TUBULARSOCK CAN HOPE, CAN’T HE?

 

SAFETY FIRST!

 

 

SOCIAL DISTANCING

Posted: March 28, 2020 in Conspiracy theory, coronavirus, Covid-19, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, SOCIAL DISTANCING
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SOCIAL DISTANCING

You know, Tubularsock has been through a lot in his existence, to date, on this fucking globe we call earth that reminds you that gravity rules every fucking time you fall on your ass, if you’re lucky, or your face if you’re not.

Tubularsock grew up in a small town where most of the town was a relative of Tubularsock’s or a close friend of a relative of Tubularsock’s.

So hugging and kissing was what they all seemed to do as a greeting and the blind ones would run they hands over Tubularsock’s face in able to “see”!

Or that is the explanation that was given!

As luck would have it for Tubularsock the time came to leave the town and move to San Francisco ……………… Saints be praised!

BUT, Oh Shit!

It was the ’60’s where hugging and kissing fucking complete strangers was the acceptable greeting! WTF?

None the less, Tubularsock survived and this too passed. Saints be praised!

All went well until 2012 when Tubularsock got involved, by no fault of his own, in the fringe theater world and DAMN, hugging and kissing AGAIN! Often with total strangers!

What the hell? Who would have known?

But then, count your blessings ……….. the Hallelujah Moment!

THE CORONAVIRUS!

Now, six foot spacing between people ……….. Tubularsock can finally relax.

Saints be praised!

CAUCUSED!

Posted: February 4, 2020 in 2020 ELECTION, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Bernie Sanders, Conspiracy theory, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, ethics training, IOWA CAUCUS, Obama, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rule of Law, VOTE, Voting
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CAUCUSED!

Well isn’t it about time for another conspiracy theory?

Sure it is ………..

Barack Obummer has publicly stated that he would do whatever he could to keep Bernie Sanders from getting the Democraps Presidential nomination.

Killery Clinton has cast disparaging comments about Bernie Sanders and would not even venture a position on whether she would support Bernie Sanders if he did the get the Democraps nomination.

NOW REMEMBER they both are taking this stand in the FACE of a TRUMP WIN!

And if these two sleazeballs would not back Bernie Sanders if he got the nomination then what would that tell us about the Corporate Democraps?

A Tubularsock hint: THEY still make lots and lots of money with a Trump win. It is the regular people that lose!

In the final hours of the Iowa Caucus, Bernie Sanders’ momentum was shaping up FOR A WIN. Or at least that was what was reported.

And what is the best way to slow down an exciting and powerful momentum?

A computer glitch?

Huh. Funny that.

The company that was running the count was a company named

So far so good.

And who is the head of Shadow?

Well, that would be Gerard Niemira who is a veteran of Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign.

And who is on the board of directors of Shadow?

David Plouffe, one of the chief architects of President Barack Obama’s campaigns.

Hmmmm. That Democrap Establishment. Are they at it again?

You remember: Disgraced former DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz has admitted that the DNC rigged the primaries against Bernie Sanders in order to allow their favorite candidate to win.

 

 

And YOU think Dump’s bad!

Well you know conspiracy ……… maybe yes, maybe no.

Tubularsock goes for YES! Those fuckers are at it again!

TUBULARSOCK, PART-TIME-JOB LACKEY

Posted: December 11, 2019 in 2020 ELECTION, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Christmas Jobs, CIA, Conspiracy theory, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, economics, EMPOLYMENT, ENLIGHTENMENT, ISIS, Jobs, Joe Biden, Lobbyist, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rule of Law
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TUBULARSOCK, PART-TIME-JOB LACKEY

 

Wow. Christmas is coming and for Tubularsock it is always the opportunity to leave Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, DC from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tours) and join the underpaid masses of the part-time-job industry.

And it is not all that easy for Tubularsock to find a part-time-job in Tubularsock’s area of expertise, political enforcer and bus driver.

In order to do this Tubularsock had to split his time between the two major political parties.

Oh sure, Tubularsock can supply pictures for you non-readers!

Sometimes in politics being run over by a bus or a CIA-heart attack is just business as usual. Other times a professional “fixer” is called in to handle some types of nasty pests before they spoil the broth. If you get Tubularsock’s drift.

 

And then driving bus isn’t such a bad job except in this case Tubularsock had to drive the entire trip in reverse in order to fit with the nature of the candidate’s mindset.

So much for low paid part time seasonal work for another year. Tubularsock has heard that some openings may be available with ISIS soon. Cash on the barrelhead and all the grenades you can eat.

See, there is always something!

 

 

 

A KAVANAUGH EXCUSE

Posted: October 3, 2018 in Alcoholism, Alex Kozinski, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Brett Kavanaugh, bull shit as an art form, Conspiracy theory, Delusional, Diane Feinstein, Donald Trump, ethics training, FBI, Mental Health, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Religiosity, REPUBLICANS, Rule of Law, THERAPY
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A KAVANAUGH EXCUSE

 

Well GOD DAMN.

Tubularsock figures that Brett needs ALL the excuses he can get.

Seldom will the political class accept that they may actually be responsible for their own actions.

There is always somebody else to blame!

So as a PUBLIC SERVICE, Tubularsock is offering up this perfect holy idea for Brett to use.

We know that Brett or is it Brat, same difference Tubularsock suspects, has an agenda and won’t be a true legal champion of justice. But who counts anyway.

If the guy drinks booze as much as he drank water at the hearing we may not have to worry about his legal opinions because the fucker will be under the bench most of the time.

And with that even temperament and limited lack of control Kavanaugh displayed he’ll be a perfect example of white privilege shinning right out there in front for all to see.

We already have a black sex pervert on the Supreme Court so why not have a white one.

Another example of American fairness.

And last but not least is that if Brett Kavanaugh is appointed to the Supreme Court of the United States of America then the last of the Three Branches of the Government will truly represent the intellectual and cultural level of Walmart America.

Hell, Tubularsock wants to be in the front of the line for the fall sales!

 

PASS THE VODKA: NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS!

Posted: January 14, 2018 in Advertising, American Exceptionalism, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Bull Shit, bull shit as an art form, CIA, Conspiracy theory, corruption, Delusional, DEMOCRATS, Diplomacy, Donald Trump, ENLIGHTENMENT, FBI, Foreign Policy, FREEDOM, MATRIX, Mike Pence, President Elect Tweet, Psychology, psychomania, Pussy Riot, Putin's ART, RACISM, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Russia
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PASS THE VODKA: NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS!

HOT BREAKING NEWS
Trump’s Secretary of the Deplorables indicted by Mueller!

Washington D.C. …. like today’s date, 2018

The investigation into allegations that members of Donald Trump’s campaign staff as well as his present advisors are/were in cohorts with the Russians has been the top story. Until all the allegations of who grabbed who’s pussy and which breast was fondled by which actor, writer, minister, politician, and third grade principal became the dominate story of the messed-up-media!

And then all shit broke loose with “shitholes” and combined with pussy un-coverage and 18 hole golf courses and it appears we Americans are a little obsessed with orifices.

However here at TUBULARSOCK, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.” we just follow the leads that led to the leaders who have leverage their lean toward Moscow.

Editor note: Due to the controversial nature of this story and the possible view that we may have a conflict of interest covering Tubularsock, The Secretary of the Deplorables, the staff and management of Tubularsock, “. . . first hand coverage, second news” have provided our in-depth facts to a respected news source from London, The Daily Fail, the conservative news propaganda source and outraged sensational lurid and vulgar tabloid.

Washington, D.C. Today’s date, Alfred Queen reporting for the Daily Fail, London.

It has been reported that Trump’s Secretary of the Deplorables, Tubularsock, has been indicted by Robert Mueller for possible, almost, pretty close to involvement into Russian counterintelligence.

 

Immediately, President Trump came out in his typical full support of his Secretary of the Deplorables!

 

 

At a rapidly called press conference Secretary Tubularsock passed out the following press release indicating to all that he has NOT, in any way, been influenced by Russia as shown here and clearly expressed:

Тубуларсокк не знает каких-либо русских и не имел никаких взаимосвязанных с Россией вопросов, в том числе отказываясь использовать русскую одежду в своих американских салатах!***

Тубуларсокк никогда не рискнул бы своим верхним пропуском, чтобы как он, так и Джаред Кушнер, взяв наличными в небольшие немаркированные конфессии на стволе-головке для распределения на всей территории тубуларсокк с береговыми счетами.***2

(Tubularsock thanks his friend, the Russian Ambassador in Washington, D.C Anatoly Antonov for his assistance in translation even though Tubularsock emphasizes Tubularsock knows nothing about any assistance in translating or the Russian infused vodka-whore party at the embassy on February 23, 2016.)

Translations of above statements:

***Tubularsock does not know any Russians nor have had any dealings with Russia including refusing to use Russian Dressing on his American salads!

***2 Tubularsock would NEVER risk his top security clearance, that both he and Jared Kushner have, by taking cash in small unmarked denominations on the barrel-head for distribution throughout Tubularsock’s off shore accounts.

So it is clear that Mueller is putting the pressure on the Trump Administration by attempting to taint Trump’s closest advisor Secretary Tubularsock.

 

As Tubularsock says: “вы не можете быть более достойными, чем тубуларсокк!”***3

***3 “You can’t get more deplorable than Tubularsock!”

This is an on-going story and updates will be updated when updates are updated as long as no apple-carts are overturned!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LET’S WAR SOME MORE!

Posted: September 17, 2017 in Afghanistan, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, boots on the ground, Bull Shit, China, CIA, Conspiracy theory, Delusional, Donald Trump, Foreign Policy, George Bush, IRAQ, KOREA, North Korea, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Russia, September 11, South Korea, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., WAR CRIMES
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LET’S WAR SOME MORE!

Well thank the Gods that THAT’S OVER!

Another 9/11 has hit the history dust bin again and we are still in the dark over just which Saudi and Carlyle Group investment scheme helped to do it.

 

But hell that is water under the bridge so really who cares anyway. Everybody is dead and buried and what in the fuck do they want, they all got a gillion dollar memorial and tourist book store!

We’ve got bigger fish to fry!

And by golly we’ll poke somebody with a stick hard enough to have them attack say like a rowboat floating next to the USS BULLSHIT and we’ll have that UNIFYING WAR each president starts to rally the citizen behind the president. NO MATTER HOW FUCKING STUPID HE HAPPENS TO BE!

And before you anal retentive Trumpites get all pushed out of shape over the above sentence, well it refers to Baby Shrub and the gaggle of assholes that occupied his administration.

Not that Orange Tweet isn’t attempting to corner the market on “STUPID” but Shrub beat him to it on this subject.

And it is true that once the “General” took over as “Chief of Staff” Orange Tweet is learning to bend over for the neocons so ALL IS GOOD in dip-shit-land.

So will it be North Korea? Russia? China? Nope, everyone is tried of hearing about them already. Boring!

 

 

No we have to have another Grenada! You remember 1983 and the proposed THREAT TO THE UNITED STATES by the Caribbean Island of Grenada, right?

Parkinson-riddled-brain-dead-Ronald-Reagan sent in 10,000 American troops to protect the U.S. against several hundred lightly armed policemen and Cuban construction workers.

The U.S. military lost 19 and incurred 116 injuries during the eight day “war” but peace came at last and Paul Scoon was reinstated as the Governor-General of Grenada who represented the monarch, Queen Elizabeth II.

And of course the American public supported the invasion even though it was a flagrant violation of international law. Because the United States is a government of laws not of men. Or so the story is told. Go figure that out.

BUT WE WON! And this was our “brave?” military’s first operation conducted after our Grand War with Vietnam which we LOST at pretty much ever criteria one could list.
So you can see how important the War With Grenada (WWG) was then. We really are winners, no really we are, and our military will kill unarmed men, women and children in any number to prove it!

So presently we have an entire 5 sided building filled with dedicated workers finding just the “right” place to attack next in the name of freedom.

Hell we need a win!

 

 

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