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STEP BACK, let Tubularsock through here.

You have got to have recognized that we are living in bazaar times. And it is extremely difficult to get the full picture because we have been trained over our years that the movie we are living in has pretty much been standard fare.

And because of that traditional view of living we may have been really rather slow at the uptake when it comes to the blatant danger because it has all the trappings of the same old same old. BUT, let Tubularsock give you a little bit different point of view and let us see what happens.

Oh sure, Tubularsock’s view is presented FREE to you but if you wish to donate a brown unmarked lunch bag stuffed with unmarked Franklins feel free to do so. Say, like under the bus bench at 13th and Lincoln Ave.?

Appreciate it.

The current movie that we each are staring in looks like the same old good guys vs. bad guys style except that the BAD GUYS are really BAD GUYS on steroids! They are for REAL!

The entire cast has been taken right from Central Casting. And as you will see, your part is really only a stand-in part with NO DIALOGUE. That way, you get paid less than the stars. You know below scale.

No time to bitch now, you as citizens know your place.

Anyway, just look at the stars. And you will see as Tubularsock is going to point out to you that these stars ARE PERFECT!

Now STEP BACK behind the portable crowd control braided rope held by the gold stanchions.

PLEASE STEP BACK.

So now let’s look at our first living film. It is almost as good as John Wayne, partners.

Shot Anyone? It’s a doctor flick.

Then there is the classic HORROR GENRE. OF COURSE “SCHWAB EVIL”.
Come on, can it get better than this, yet it is only type casting!

And there are all those CRIME IN ACTION flicks. This one involves some very heinous criminal types disguised in robes of the realm.

And then how could any period in our history be without the ALL OUT WAR scenario? It has played out over and over and over at the box office as well the streets of the world.

And then no matter how bad war happens to be there is ALWAYS some Capitalist Pig trying to make a buck. Isn’t that ALWAYS the way?

So here has been presented Tubularsock’s current reruns at the movies.

PASS THE POP CORN PLEASE.

THIS IS SCIENCE!

When others were playing baseball in the park Tubularsock was using his childhood to get his medical degree. Seriously, there is really nothing to it.

YOU DRESS IN WHITE AND WEAR A STETHOSCOPE AROUND YOUR NECK.
AND SURE, IF YOU WANT TO BE GOOD YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR HEART INTO IT.
HENCE THE STETHOSCOPE!

Tubularsock graduated Cum Laude El Slap Stick from Yale the loudest University.

And started to practice medicine. With a major thrust toward “practice”. Got to start someplace.

And as luck would have it as well as a life long scientific study of many mixes and types of ales and a stout resilience on alcohol Tubularsock tirelessly proceeded to find the solution to covid.

And HELL! Tubularsock will drink to that!

TRUMP “TWEET-TIME OCCURRENCE

This is an on going story and the Tubularsock News Team is on the ground and creating news in the making!

Stay tuned!

According to multiple people familiar with the encounter citing an unnamed person with knowledge familiar with the move who spoke to TUBE NEWS on condition of anonymity to discuss an ongoing investigation into the sensitivity of the issue which has occurred right in plain site of the White House lawn.

TUBE NEWS declining to be quoted by name but rather citing unnamed law enforcement sources not authorized to discuss personnel matters publicly have stated that the incident may involve deep state broad range topics of top secret national security concerns.

According to three Republicans who spoke on the condition of their anonymity due to fear of repercussions stated that “ . . . all of that is water over the damn and under the bridge now”.

THIS IS A NEWS BREAKING STORY LINE SO UPDATES ARE INEVITABLE!

NEWS FLASH:

Early this morning just about “tweet-time” the man some call President was grabbed by a huge hand that had pierced the White House lawn and Trump was pulled downward to what many are calling “not heaven”!

Few can actually verify the incident with the exception of TUBULARSOCK, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.”

The following is the actual photograph taken by Tubularsock at 3:43 AM EST.

There can be NO DISPUTE of the evidence posted herein.

Tubularsock was THERE!

 

 

And YOU thought it was a slow news day ……. HA!