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THIS IS SCIENCE!

When others were playing baseball in the park Tubularsock was using his childhood to get his medical degree. Seriously, there is really nothing to it.

YOU DRESS IN WHITE AND WEAR A STETHOSCOPE AROUND YOUR NECK.
AND SURE, IF YOU WANT TO BE GOOD YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR HEART INTO IT.
HENCE THE STETHOSCOPE!

Tubularsock graduated Cum Laude El Slap Stick from Yale the loudest University.

And started to practice medicine. With a major thrust toward “practice”. Got to start someplace.

And as luck would have it as well as a life long scientific study of many mixes and types of ales and a stout resilience on alcohol Tubularsock tirelessly proceeded to find the solution to covid.

And HELL! Tubularsock will drink to that!

TRUMP “TWEET-TIME OCCURRENCE

This is an on going story and the Tubularsock News Team is on the ground and creating news in the making!

Stay tuned!

According to multiple people familiar with the encounter citing an unnamed person with knowledge familiar with the move who spoke to TUBE NEWS on condition of anonymity to discuss an ongoing investigation into the sensitivity of the issue which has occurred right in plain site of the White House lawn.

TUBE NEWS declining to be quoted by name but rather citing unnamed law enforcement sources not authorized to discuss personnel matters publicly have stated that the incident may involve deep state broad range topics of top secret national security concerns.

According to three Republicans who spoke on the condition of their anonymity due to fear of repercussions stated that “ . . . all of that is water over the damn and under the bridge now”.

THIS IS A NEWS BREAKING STORY LINE SO UPDATES ARE INEVITABLE!

NEWS FLASH:

Early this morning just about “tweet-time” the man some call President was grabbed by a huge hand that had pierced the White House lawn and Trump was pulled downward to what many are calling “not heaven”!

Few can actually verify the incident with the exception of TUBULARSOCK, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.”

The following is the actual photograph taken by Tubularsock at 3:43 AM EST.

There can be NO DISPUTE of the evidence posted herein.

Tubularsock was THERE!

 

 

And YOU thought it was a slow news day ……. HA!