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You know that very old expression, “It doesn’t take a Philadelphia lawyer” to figure out the simple known facts about Hillary Clinton’s “Pay to Play Clinton Foundation/U.S.State Department Revolving Door” scheme.

There is NOTHING even sophisticated about it!

You donate to the Clinton Foundation you get the contract through the U.S. State Department of your dreams. PERIOD!

And along with this easy-payment-plan you can hire Bill Clinton to speak for hundreds of thousands of dollars and “WAHM-O” ……. Government Contract In Your Pocket!

Clear and simple …… and just one easy payment and YOU TOO could have the U.S. Government Contract of your dreams.

HILLARY & BILL …… the gift that keeps on giving.

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Now you hear about these slimy dealings but it is always dodged as it was in the last and final debate by Hillary and we all move on.

So just for fun, Tubularsock has picked out a couple of TRUE LIFE EXAMPLES and from there if you want to waste as much time as Tubularsock has done to find out the extent of the OPEN SCAM feel free. But if you want to just see what you already know in its short version then here you are amigos.

Now THINK ….. conflict of interest. Keep that in mind. Is it illegal or just a blow to one’s integrity? But what IF …… you don’t have any integrity? Or better yet, what if you don’t receive any of the money directly? Is that criminal or just clever?

In 2011 Bill Clinton was paid $175,000.00 by the Kuwait American Foundation to be their guest of honor and keynote speaker.

AT THE SAME TIME Hillary was approving an arms deal between Kuwait and Boeing for $693 million.

And a year later a group sponsored in part by Boeing paid Bill a $250,000.00 speaking fee.

Now if that was the only time this occurred one may believe that it just happened like that and isn’t that interesting.

BUT THIS IS A RECURRING THEME. So recurring that Bill brought in $625,000.00 from events that were sponsored by groups that were dealing with Hillary’s State Department for contracts of weapon sales.

Besides Boeing, Lockheed and Goldman Sachs also delivered money to Bill Clinton while benefiting from weapons authorizations issued by Hillary’s State Department.

The Clinton scam works whether it’s speaking fees or direct contributions to the Clinton Foundation.

And it has worked well. Seventeen out of twenty countries that donated to the Clinton Foundation saw increases in arms export authorized from Hillary.

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In fact, in the three full years that Hillary was shelling out arms sale contracts to those who donated to the Clinton Foundation these deals almost doubled the value of arms sales to those countries during the same period of George W’s second term!

But besides the State Department arm deals Hillary also passed out $151 billion of separate Pentagon-brokered deals for sixteen of the countries that gave to the Clinton Foundation. And that was a 143% increase in U.S. arms sales when compared to the same amount of time during the Bush Administration.

So …… but hey, you know a deals a deal.

But there is another little issue as well.

There are rules!

Back in 1995 President Bill Clinton signed a directive that stated that BEFORE any arm trade deals by the State Department can be implemented a review of the country’s HUMAN RIGHTS RECORD must be reviewed.

In 2011 The Algerian government’s human rights record was severely criticized by Hillary’s State Department BUT ……..

THE ALGERIAN GOVERNMENT DONATED $500,000.00 TO THE CLINTON FOUNDATION and like magic the following year Algeria was approved for a ONE YEAR 70% increase in military exports INCLUDING CHEMICAL AND BIOLOGICAL AGENTS!

Now just how sick and perverted are the Clinton’s? And people are worried about fucking Trump?

 

{***Note: Basic information lifted from David Sirota and Andrew Perez, International Business News 5/26/15. Basic wit and charm, Tubularsock.}

 

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LA LA LAND AMERICA!

Well reality TV at its dumbest was the first presidential debate. Tubularsock didn’t capitalize presidential because it would deem it with respect. Fuck That (capitalized).

Tubularsock usually can’t stand to watch trivia-shows and doesn’t have a TV BUT a very good friend came to Tubularsock’s Bunker (see Bunker Tour if you are new to Tubularsock) and begged Tubularsock to tape this crap so it could be seen by my friend later in the evening after work.

Well Tubularsock, all heart as well as brains, had to quickly rig up a system to pull off that task. Looking more like a NSA setup for spying rather than recording this “debate”, a misnomer if there ever was one, Tubularsock set up a microphone and placed it in front of his very large speakers and used his tuner to tune into the radio broadcast from NPR.

Then connected the microphone to the computer and opened GarageBand (a Mac app) and recorded the program’s sound.

Then found a “live stream” of the “debate” from the Washington Post and turned off the sound so as to only view the picture which due to a slow internet connection during “high-peak” usage spent more time with a “spinning wheel” than picture. The delay time ran about four to seven minutes which was funny because as the goofballs started to speak on NPR the Washington Post stream pictured only two empty podiums. WHICH TO TUBULARSOCK WAS THE ONLY SIGN OF TRUTH FOR THE NEXT NINETY MINUTES!

Now Tubularsock know you techies will have questions about this set up but don’t ask. A. It’s not important and B. The reason for this round about way was the only option under NSA guidelines.

So the major question Tubularsock has after this imbecilic-travesty-on-truth that was presented as a “debate” is:

WHAT FUCKING PLANET ARE THESE PEOPLE FROM?

And even worse ……… are the messed-up-media-spinners and the opinionated brain dead American public THAT STUPID?????????

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It is really beyond rational comprehension. These two political-clowns represent “LEADERSHIP” to the American populous? Really?

You know that old well used statement of Albert Einstein comes into play once again,

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That being said ……….. the fanatic-fanciful-fantasy  continues.

 

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