Archive for October, 2020

EMOTIONAL RESPONSE: 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

Well for Tubularsock it has come down to this.

Tubularsock has attempted words BUT how about FEELINGS?

And rather than express those feelings let Tubularsock use the
candidate’s own expressions in this race to the bottom to show exactly
how Tubularsock feels about both of them.

And for that matter ……… Tubularsock’s FEELINGS with the nation as a whole.

Yep, this is as optimistic as Tubularsock gets under this current delirium of despair.

Tubularsock has just finished Tubularsock’s third Molotov Cocktail …….

Yummm, so good.

Damn! Now where did Tubularsock put those matches?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

HALLOWEEN, NOVEMBER 3rd THIS YEAR!

Most people in the United States are petrified this year not because of Halloween the 31st but because of Halloween the 3rd.

And how could Tubularsock blame them.

Halloween on the 3rd of November is waaaaaay scarier than the traditional Halloween of ghosts and goblins. Either way you go you move closer to the grave!

 

The November 3rd Halloween has the ghosts of the past which have filled our news feeds with the likes of Hunter Biden and the Dump’s former China ambassador’s son, Eric Branstad as well as enough goblins to fill the Federal Reserve and the Supreme Court as well.

No, the scary part for Tubularsock is that the American public are STILL not aware that they DON’T live in a Democracy. They still don’t get it.

Ok. Let Tubularsock try this as an awakening salvo across the brow of your eighth grade civics teacher, YOU LIED TO ALL OF US!

You see, the Founding FATHERS (remember women of the time were considered more chattel than people) were afraid of the “uneducated masses” so they put “safeguards” into the Constitution like the Electoral College.

The Electoral College forms every four years for the sole purpose of electing the president and vice president of the United States.

That is why a person can win the popular vote (you know, democracy) but LOSE the Electoral College vote (you know, dictatorship).

If Russia or China had an electrical college can’t you just hear the gasps of dictatorial control over THEIR elections from the lips of those “Western Democracy” who pride themselves as being “democratic”?

Russia and China really don’t need an electrical college because the choice is made for them with only one choice.

Really, much like ours. Only we get two choices but only ONE POLICY.

It’s a fixed system but the belief propaganda serves up is such that the individuals are different but the trick is that THE POLICY IS THE SAME! And has been for years so most don’t really understand the screwing that is really being dished out! A BLUE PLATE SPECIAL! BUT DISCOUNTED WITH A COVID SAUCE!

 

That process gave us The Orange Dump. And as much as Tubularsock dislikes The Dump, Bitch Hillary would have been worse, only hidden. Don’t get Tubularsock started!

The Orange Dump is just OUT THERE about shit and yes he’s down right scary but he jumps out at you. You see he’s a nut!

 

Fuckless Joe is as scary but his actions are in the shadows like Obummer and the rest of the creepy political class. They “nice-talk” you to death and still fuck you over!

Have you noticed that Neither of these jack-offs have A REAL PLAN for the future.

NONE!

“Come on man”, The Victrola is a great record playing machine! (Biden)

“Covid has turned the corner”. (Trump)

It just shows their ability to not look at reality. Where in the fuck are they.

 

 

 

But far more important where are YOU?

If every time you are offered up shit AND YOU EAT IT you’ll just get more.

Revolutions come when the citizens STOP eating shit!

But alas, YOUR SHIT tastes better than THEIR SHIT and so it goes.

We currently have NO LEADERSHIP but plenty of LEADERSHIT! And it is bedlam that rules the day!

With this kind of leadershit, Hunter or Don Jr. are going to be wealthy indeed!

BUT DON’T FEAR.

The Fat Lady hasn’t sung yet. Remember that The Fat Lady often takes the long way home.

And just to be on the safe side, Tubularsock has provided The Fat Lady with several Molotov Cocktails.

And sure enough, at the moment we are both rather wasted!

Here’s to ya’!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ANOTHER QUICK SUMMARY OF EVENTS WITH LIMITED READING:
BUILT FOR AMERICANS!

 

Now Tubularsock has been tasked with saving the illusionary world as we know it and that is exactly why Tubularsock attempts to push this overview onto your mind stream so as not to overtax your mind skill and cause permanent damage to your cerebrum.

Now to save time we all know that a picture is worth a thousand words so here is 6000 words for you to ponder. Good luck.

And YES there is a test on all this!

DRUGS IN OUR CULTURE

 

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DUMPS LONG TERM STRATEGY

 

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BE PREPARED

 

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This should do it. Tubularsock has been reading so much shit recently on the destruction of this country and you know what …… thank the Gods!

Our society may go the way of the Dinosaurs because we don’t seen to have the ability to WAKE UP.

It appears that most all the people are willing to turn our fate over to just about any deadbeat that comes along.

There was a time, years ago, that the citizen at least THOUGHT that they politician MIGHT do something for them.

Not any-longer, all that seem to be required now is ………..

WELL NOTHING!

Neither of these assholes offer YOU anything.
AND YOU JUST LINE UP AND ACCEPT IT!

Ahh, the game is rigged folks…….. WAKE THE FUCK UP!

Oh, and you have a nice day, ya’ hear.

 

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THE MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE

 

Well today Tubularsock is sitting in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground Bunker overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and having an enjoyable time.

The air is breathable due to no smoke from the California fires hanging about and the regular smog is much less due to Covid-19 which has kept people from driving.

Of course this is slowly shifting and people WANT to get “back to normal” and breath the “normal” polluted air. That is just how dumb people happen to be.

No lessons learned here!

The great thing about Covid is that people continue to die but NOT in Orange-Fuck’s World. And don’t you even worry about this death-covid-thing because Tubularsock has gotten the FACTS from none other than Rudy Giuliani!

Can Tubularsock not be impressed with Rudy’s words as fact?

“People don’t die of this disease anymore, young people don’t die at all. Middle-aged people die very little. And even elderly people have a 1% chance of dying.”

Feel better? As for the 214,446 deaths so far well ahhh ………….
And the MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE, the new Disney horror film just released will hit the movie theaters on Christmas Day which will be on October 31st this year (BY PRESIDENTIAL ORDER) to fit the Halloween theme of the movie theaters being CLOSED due to Covid and scary house lighting.

Ever been in an empty movie theater all alone in the dark?

Well Tubularsock assumes that everyone is aware of the MIRACLE of Orange-Fuck’s coming down with Covid one minute and three minutes later after a helicopter ride up and down and a complete steroid overdose and a parade of one around Walter Reed National Military Medical Center then a helicopter ride up and down concluding with Orange-Fuck lifting as if walking on water to the heights of the White House in prime time to catch the news cycle ripping off his mask in defiance. Wow!

He is cured of Covid and free of any possibility of giving it to others!

Ah, the Gods work in mysterious ways which is just one promotional rant Orange-Fuck has used already to inspire his right wing religious base. Yes, many of the Christian Fundamentalists even stopped fucking they daughters to hear the President’s inspiring words before getting back to business. Hallelujah!

And pumping up the “old people” with a promise of free high-powered-steroids for EVERYONE! FREE!

Tubularsock can’t wait!

Years ago, Tubularsock remembers “street venders” willing to give some people FREE cocaine for a short period of time until the addiction set in and then, well the price kept going up!

So just a word to the wise for you “old people” …. there is no free lunch!

Orange-Fuck is just another pusher “like the good old days” ……..

And yet, THE WHEEL TURNS and our savior, “Mask Covered Joe” is saying little and playing dead keeping a low profile and letting Orange-Fuck blab on and on about the lighting bolts that come out of his ass to wanting to kiss every MAN, “attractive” woman and child at his Florida campaign super-spreader rally.

 

Guess Melania isn’t putting out, still!

Of course, Melania is down with Covid but for some reason no one seems to even ask how she’s doing. What is that about?

And just how’d she catch it? She doesn’t touch Orange-Fuck.

As for an insightful review of THE MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE Tubularsock is going to turn you over to Tubularsock’s favorite movie reviewers, ASSHOLES WATCHING MOVIES at https://assholeswatchingmovies.com/ if they aren’t aware of this upcoming film, well don’t blame Tubularsock.

They do great and entertaining reviews on a variety of other films. So DEMAND that they review THE MIRACLE AT 1600 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE: THE HORROR MOVIE.

Tell them Tubularsock sent you!

And here is just a word to the wise from Tubularsock: Watch your back because Dick Cheney is still alive!