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DAMN! Tubularsock has come to the conclusion AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN that we as a world society live in an insane asylum.

And the BARS that hold many in …… have to close at 2 AM in the morning in California but can reopen at 5 AM. But Last Call is at 2. Go figure, hell three bottles can hold Tubularsock over for three hours!

And then it becomes breakfast!

The reason for such a stupid “law” goes back to Prohibition which many of you know was the creator of the SpeakEasy. You know, you can’t stop a good thing.

Tubularsock will drink to that! And about anything else as well.

But enough of this foolishness! Tubularsock has bigger fish to fry.

The insane walk the streets! No, Tubularsock isn’t talking about the “crazy-street-people”! In fact, the “crazy-street-people” are speaking far more TRUTH than any pundit on your fucking TV!

No it’s true. Next time you encounter a street screamer STOP (at a distant) and really listen. Tubularsock will bet that you’ll agree with 70 to 80% of what is being spoken!

And if that street screamer looks kind of like Tubularsock the truth level goes up to nearly 95%!

Now Tubularsock guesses that you have noticed that we have returned to NORMAL in the fight with Covid and have gotten back to GUN VIOLENCE. Ahh, home sweet home.

Oh and sure we are all shocked and sickened of this senseless carnage.

It’s way easier to consider it collateral damage. Or that is at least good enough for foreign children WE kill.

So Tubularsock figures that WE AMERICANS have demanded that our country stop sending implements of destruction to Ukraine. After all these sales of armaments are killing droves of innocent people. INCLUDING CHILDREN!

Tubularsock knows Americans are shocked and dismayed with our continued drone killings throughout the world as well. Even though with our drone killings the Pentagon informs us that no civilians are EVER killed. Every one of those children killed is AN ENEMY COMBATANT only short!

NO REALLY, we’ll kill ANYONE “over there”!

So selective outrage from a people that will not stop killing people in other countries only sets the example that killing people is an acceptable form of acting out. And that is promoted in our movies, video games, magazines and news reporting.

So then why is the public always SO SURPRISED and shocked?

Hell, in the United States it is only GETTING BACK TO NORMAL!

So chill out a little and follow the details that are considered “news” in the HuffPost as this headline portrays:

BECAUSE IN THE UNITED STATES WE DEMAND THE TRUTH!

Well enough of all this truth. Tubularsock has holstered his Glock to go off to the market for a bottle of Wild Turkey Rare Bird for breakfast and in America one never knows when a semiautomatic pistol may come in handy. Bon Appétit .

AS THE EARTH TURNS: A SUMMARY

Oh boy. Tubularsock is sitting alone in his top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and the view is surreal and down right depressing BUT ONLY IF you haven’t gotten on your protective Tubularsock over-gear protection attire from what’s really happening.

Fortunately you can purchase your very own TOGPA (Tubularsock over-gear protection attire) for an inexpensive 13 hundred dollars and change.

And then you-2 can be protected from the society you live in everyday.

Tubularsock set some time aside from the world of political decay to watch some current movie trailers. WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with this society? THIS SHIT is entertainment?

They have got to be kidding. Destruction, mayhem, endless car chases to no where for no reason and broken, shattered, deformed, fucked up relationships that have absolutely NO-NONE-NADA reason to even care about the fucking outcome!

The end of civilization, end of communities, end of relationship and having one’s face ripped off like it is a mask by some freakish disembodied “thing” that resembles “your mother” and you are expected to eat hot buttered pop corn after THAT!

FUUUUUUUUUCK!

So, Tubularsock adjusted his TOGPA and pushed on to the political terrain and the daily happenings of “Western Civilization” and well, Tubularsock can’t tell the difference from the movie trailers.

Dump is out of control, Barr, jokingly the head of the “Justice” Department, is kowtowing to the OrangeDufus and throwing the rule of law out the window to allow Roger Stone to walk.

The few “headaches” of our military personal after the Iranian missile attacks in retaliation for Soleimani’s killing has morphed into many more dead and wounded that is slowly leaking out from the Pentagon but MOST significant is the killing of American Michael D’Andrea who was a prominent figure, the head of Iran operations for the CIA, and the man who orchestrated the assassination of Iranian General Qassem Soleimani as well as other targeted murders.

This is BIG enough that, the MSM hasn’t really covered it much.

Nor has the OrangeDump noticed that what goes around comes around. Tubularsock figures no one has informed him about it for safety sake.

And in further “spy news” it has been “leaked” by the Washington Post (a CIA outlet) that for years the backbone of the Cold War was the CIA’s ability to have a “backdoor” to nearly EVERY country’s computer system so as to spy on them.

Strange. Who didn’t already know this? So just why is the CIA leaking this now?

Has to do with Huawei (the Chinese leading global provider of information and communications technology).

It’s a PR stunt to warn that China is spying (supposedly) on EVERYONE the same way the CIA has done for years. And if the world goes to Huawei’s 5G system then it edges out the CIA’s “backdoor” to the world wide system.

It also puts a dent in the sales of American technology in Europe and South America.

Which brings Secretary of State Mike Pompeo out of the woodwork like a cockroach to declare that the Chinese Communist Party is “the central threat of our times”!

Does it really matter if the 5G system is from the U.S. or China when it fucking fries your brain and turns your skin to a Trump-Orange-Tint?

And the Democrap’s are out doing themselves to stop Bernie but the PEOPLE seem to be awakening at least a little ……. we shall see.

It is rather funny that Bernie is a “socialist” BUT Obummer took government money, tax payer money, and bailed out the Banks and the Auto Industry and ALL of the Presidents have backed Government subsidies to corporations BUT they call it “a free enterprise system”! Horse shit supreme!

In a free market system the fittest shall survive! Once the government steps in and SUBSIDIES corporations we are headed for fascism.

But if the workers start to control the means of production then it leans toward socialism.

And Bernie leans toward New Deal Socialism which is a focus on the citizen and the citizen’s well being as opposed to the American oligarchs.

EAT THE RICH!

 

QUAGMIREocracy

You may not have a job, or a house, or health care, or pre-school care, or enough to eat, or any care if you are old because those things are NOT ENTITLEMENTS!

Those things are all examples of YOU sucking off the system!

But there is one thing that is always maintained in this great democratic nation of ours and that is a total-complete-ironclad-guaranteed-over-the-top Foreign Policy of,

Seriously, don’t think for a moment that the United States Military Industrial Complex can not maintain a continued state of QUAGMIRE!

THAT is what they do best. And they have proved it!

Korea

Vietnam

Afghanistan

Iraq

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Syria

And we can all hope with Trump that we can get deeper involved in Syria and Korea which for all practical purposes will have us facing off Russia and China to boot!

Ahh, that American Military just can’t seem to win ANYTHING except body-bags coming home!

Now just why is that?

Well, Tubularsock figured out as a young boy with his friends while playing “WAR” that the enemy was WE!

You see, the boys in the neighborhood would divide up in teams and we would figure out who was going to be the “GOOD GUYS, AMERICA” and the “BAD GUYS, GERMANY AND/OR JAPAN.

Now all this was formulated by the movies of the day and you all know how WAR PROPAGANDA works being as true today as it was in the 1950’s.

But for Tubularsock playing “WAR” was enlightenment because Tubularsock discovered that the “driving force” of the activity was to WIN! There was no good or bad! And most importantly as a “soldier” you were of no importance on either side except to win or die.

It was at that point Tubularsock made up his mind that war was dumb and that he would NEVER join a military.

But to seal that deal Tubularsock did join the Cub Scouts because you got to hang out with your friends and do “neat” things but it didn’t last long and as they started to “recruit” our “den” to join the Boy Scouts Tubularsock had seen enough movies to know about the HJ in Germany and the Great Japan Sincerity Association in Japan. (Remember those news of the world shorts that movie theaters ran before the main features? Tubularsock paid attention!)

Both, in Tubularsock’s mind, were just different renditions of the Boy Scouts. And thus pro-nationalist organizations which prepared youth for war!

So at the ripe old age of 10 Tubularsock decided never to join a group, a military or a war! THE DIE WAS CAST!

 

 

 

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Tubularsock was sitting in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see: The Bunker Tour) pondering another Saturday night. The fact that they come once a week just show how often one has to think about Saturday night.

Now that old adage, “Home Alone On A Saturday Night” comes to mind. Well, why for so many is that a bad thing? But it appears to be for many and that leads them to seek out company of some type. You know ….. A DATE!

And if you can find A DATE what are your options for a “good time”?

Well for some it still is bowling …… yes, Tubularsock is repulsed by that idea too!

Dinner ………. ahh, really? Tubularsock can’t think of eating across from somebody that he doesn’t know. Tubularsock can do THAT at any diner and not have to pick up the tab!

A Movie? OH GOD NO! Not another fucking movie. Most movies are well ahhhh ….. shit! Good vs. Evil, Love Conquers All, Lost Love, Death, well you know …… shit!

Dancing ……… well with the music at 2300 decibels you don’t have to talk!

Tubularsock knows that you have done all of the above and more.

So WHY NOT get modern and be on the cutting edge for a change?

And that is where Tubularsock’s NEW TERRORIST DATING DATE comes in.

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LET TUBULARSOCK KNOW HOW IT GOES.

 

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In The Middle Of It All . . . Michael Jackson Gentrified!

Now Tubularsock really has seen it all and most of it is just plain unadulterated shit!

And this doesn’t “Take The Cake” because that Cake was taken a way long time ago.

BUT it is more of a WHAT-THE-FUCK moment ………

Beloved Hollywood is going to make a Road-Trip-Movie about a maybe true story of Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando taking a car trip after 9/11 from New York to California. Spoiler alert …… they only make it to Ohio!

But hey, Hollywood made bank on all those Road films with Bing Crosby and Bob Hope back in the day so why not, Right.

On the other hand, who gives a flying fuck ……. oh yeah, Americans! Meaning U.S. Americans, so eager to follow the stars and forget the demise of their own lives.

This wouldn’t hardly be rated as interesting except for the GREATER STORY.Typewriter

Michael Jackson will be played by Joseph Fiennes A WHITE BRITISH GUY!

Tubularsock figures that “Black-Face” is back! Yesss’em!

With all the Black actors in the world …….. ahhh, WHAT?

Oh yeah, this is post racial America where racism is a thing of the past.

The only thing Tubularsock can figure is that President Barack has played such a convincing White-guy-President that Hollywood figured that a White-guy too could play a Black-guy entertainer. Nice, prejudice is over!

So sure, Tubularsock can see Bill Clinton playing Bill Cosby in a new hit film Sleep Tight My Pretty, Daddy’s Home.

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