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You know what? Tubularsock doesn’t EVER think of Missouri much. Like, NEVER. It’s a place that just appears in the abstract as one of the worst places to be. And Tubularsock guesses that one would have to be pretty fucking stupid to live there.

Now yes, Tubularsock is being very narrow minded here but he’s really not sorry for that.

Part of the reason for Tubularsock’s attitude is that he still holds a grudge from that entire Missouri Compromise thing. Fuck Missouri and fuck Maine too!

And fuck old James Monroe as well come to think of it, for even signing the Missouri Compromise.

And after listening to the Ferguson Police Chief Thomas Jackson open his big pig mouth and speak………


………… Tubularsock would burn down Ferguson in a heartbeat single-handedly!

Now Ferguson isn’t the only city in the United States that has a clueless racist douchebag for a police chief but you couple that with Missouri’s governor, Jay Nixon who is pretty close to Howdy Doody (at least in the head) as one could be and it leads Tubularsock right back to “one would have to be pretty fucking stupid to live there”.


So here we have a former slave state with an overwhelming white police force and an out of balance white political establishment attempting to calm a situation with enough armed force to show how fucking scared they are. And so a candle-light vigil turned into a violent burn down the town meet and greet.

And the armed military-style response only did what all armed military-style responses always do all over the world ……. heighten the resentment and intensified the outrage.

So then the scene calmed down a bit when the State Highway Patrol took over and replaced the goon-squad known as the Ferguson Police Force with a calmer approach.

The leader of this band of merry-men was the Token-Blackman, Highway Patrol Captain Ron Johnson, who could relate to the plight of the community. Being that he was from that area.

Yet as the Molotov Cocktails came out again in defiance of the 12 midnight curfew even the Token-Blackman ordered more teargas! And what would one really expect with any kind of curfew?

A 12 midnight curfew laid down by the power structure would automatically create a need for Tubularsock to go out and get a corn chip from SevenEleven at 12:01. Fuck curfews!

So now the Howdy Doody Governor has called out the National Guard to protect ahhh, just who are they protecting?

Oh yeah! Like eighty of them are protecting the COMMAND CENTER! Right, the Command Center like what’s up with that shit?

Maybe the National Guard should be stationed to protect the community from the fucking police department!

And even though Hoody Doody has said that he was going to remove the National Guard they are still present even though the conflict ended as soon as the curfew was lifted. Surprise, surprise ………

But the National Guard remain in Ferguson but are 100 percent there to guard the cops and only the cops.

Even fucking Attorney General Eric Holder, the White-Blackman, (or is that Uncle Tom?) has expressed a deep concern “that the deployment of military equipment and vehicles sends a conflicting message.” 

No shit Dick Tracy! And usually Eric is firmly on the side of expansive government power!

But they really should keep the National Guard there because as soon as the Grand Jury puts out its findings and finds the police officer Darren Wilson free and clear of any wrong doing the fucking town will erupt again ……… guaranteed!

And just why will that happen?

Come now ……….

12 people make up the Grand Jury

7 men and 5 women

3 “African Americans” 1 male 2 females

9 “whites” 6 males 3 females

according to St. Louis County Circuit Court administrator Paul Fox.

Now that isn’t the problem. This is basically the demographic percentage of the racial population of St Louis County.

No, the REAL problem is the St. Louis County Prosecuting Attorney Bob McCulloch.

Ol’ Bob is tasked with the job of presenting the case to the Grand Jury. He controls the evidence presented!

And why is Bob the problem?

Well several of his family members are cops for starters. And you may have already figured this out but none of his family are black.

But the whole banana is that in 1964 his father (a cop) was shot and killed by a black man at a public housing complex. McCulloch was 12 when his father was killed.

Bob says he will be fair and impartial and Tubularsock believes he will be. As well as any 12 year old with a dead father who was shot by a black man would be.

So with Bob McCulloch presenting the evidence Michael Brown will be shot again!


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Well “good morning America how are ya?”(City of New Orleans by Steve Goodman)

Tubularsock has been hangin’ in the bunker in awe and amazement once again over how the shit that is spewed from the United States Government’s propaganda machine works so well. Even though it is straight-up lies and then those lies are smeared with bat shit. People in this country eat it right up. And EVEN the Europeans are at the table.

Well it only goes to show that vested interests dine at the same trough.

The entire propaganda ploy is really simple: Create and control the narrative FIRST.

That means that once you implement your fiendish plan you control the emotional thought patterns of the people.

You then continue to repeat the false narrative often regardless of what REAL truth comes out.

It is all a ploy but it works. And it has been used repetitively.

Need examples?


9/11 …………… On the day the three buildings at the World Trade Center collapsed into they own footprint and in truck-able sized steel pieces the controlled narrative was being propagated.

And that narrative. Osama bin Laden did it!

Tubularsock hadn’t even finished his first cup of coffee before he was told that Osama bin Laden did it and that was repeated every minute of every day for years.

And why did Osama bin Laden do it?

He didn’t like our freedom.

Now remember that information was put out there so fast that the smoke hadn’t even cleared New York yet.

Not only that but ALL the news outlets knew EVERYTHING about Osama bin Laden even the address of the cave he was planning all this from in Afghanistan!

Now who was feeding the news media this information? Oh, come on …… just guess.

Remember ………… No one could have possibly THOUGHT that someone would fly planes into buildings said Condo-Rice and Little-bush-shit. So then how could they ALL know who did it and where he was and why he did it AND put it out to the media so rapidly?

And to this day if you would like to clear a space for yourself on a city bus or have room to drink alone at a cocktail party or to find alone time in a full cafe all you have to do is start to question the 9/11 narrative. The bull shit produced by the U.S. government has worked THAT well!


AND TO SEAL THE DEAL: To this day the majority of Americans still believe that Saddam Insane had something to do with the attack on 9/11!

EVEN after both Little-bush-shit and torture-cheney have come out and said that they had never said what they said about Saddam’s involvement. EVEN when you can see them say it on video and also see them say they didn’t say what they said on video.

Bottom line: The one out first with the narrative, even though it’s a lie, is the narrative that sticks in the minds of the masses! PERIOD!

Assad used chemical weapons on his own people ……………

That narrative was pushed by the American Government in the media and Assad was condemned and assailed as a heartless murderer.

Well, he didn’t do that!

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It was discovered by international investigation that it was the U.S. supported terrorists that used chemical weapons on people. NOT the Assad Government.

It was because of that information that Obama had to drop the bombing of Syria idea.

But Obummer knew that ALL THE TIME.

Yet, just this week Tubularsock was reading a current article that referenced Assad’s use of chemical weapons ……….. remember the FIRST narrative sticks!

Which bring us to what Tubularsock  wanted to talk about …………  The flight of MH17 and it’s demise over Ukraine.

Now to many Tubularsock readers you already know this because you keep up with the BSN (bull-shit-narrative). For you, you can use your extra time by not reading further and polishing your Molotov cocktails. Or for many of you polishing off any kind of cocktails for that matter!

Now that the room is cleared …………..

Propaganda is much like a horse race. You want your horse out of the gate FIRST because that is the narrative that will be remembered.


And what came out first? Russia was responsible, PERIOD!

No proof, no investigation, no nothing EXCEPT ……… Russia was responsible, PERIOD!

That is the first hint that the narrative is false and of course …….. it is!

And then the corollary narrative ……… the Pro-Russian rebels were responsible which is equally false.

A simple trick Tubularsock always uses when these incidents occur is logic.

Why would Russia blow up an international flight of civilians over another country? What would be their advantage in doing that?

To what advantage would the Pro-Russian rebels have in blowing up an international flight of civilians?

To win friends and influence people? Come now!

So it is obvious that there is NO advantage for either of them to do this …….. nada!

So that leaves the American-puppet government of Ukraine.

And from the facts so far on the ground it appears that MH17 was shot down by the American-puppet government of Ukraine’s air-force. Not by a ground missile.

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And the reason Tubularsock feels this information may be the correct answer is also based on logic.

And the logic goes like this ……….

The Russians have released satellite imagery showing that MH17 was in the same airspace with two Ukraine jet fighters just before the “incident”. There also were no sign of ground missile activity. But the Russian imagery is not as technologically as clear as the imagery that the spy satellite that the United States had flying over the same area would be IF THE U.S. RELEASED THAT IMAGERY.

Which means that OBUMMER KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED and rest assured that if it “proved” that Russia was really responsible it would have been out of the gate weeks ago.

That for Tubularsock PROVES that the American narrative is a pack of shit!

Also recall that a few days after MH17 going down the U.S. released satellite imagery showing Russian missiles being fired across their border into Ukraine to help the Pro-Russian rebels. And ranting about that “unlawful” activity.

Which only shows Tubularsock that the satellite imagery the U.S. has of the downing of MH17 does not support the American narrative!


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