Archive for December, 2020

TRUTH TO YOU ON CHRISTMAS EVE 2020

Well being Christmas Eve 2020 Tubularsock thought Tubularsock would part some historical information to you and because it is written on parchment it’s got to be the real deal.

No really, Tubularsock had it carbon dated by a science person Tubularsock knows. And seriously she showed Tubularsock several test tubes and a seven ounce beaker so you know she legit!

With credentials like that, rest assured, the truth will set you free!

SOOOO, PAY ATTENTION!

 

WHICH LEADS THE THINKING PERSON TO THE FOLLOWING:

 

AND DEMONSTRATING THAT IS TRUE:

AND

 

And sure Tubularsock wishes all a very

Merry Christmas

even though we are in the middle of apocalypse now!

HO, HO, HO!

 

COVID RELIEF: TAKE TWO, CALL TUBULARSOCK IN THE MORNING!

 

Now here is the bottom line for you.

By this time in your life if you haven’t figured out that when it comes to self serving the one CON-STANT example is how BOTH the Democraps and the Republican’ts just ALWAYS protect themselves …… FIRST! And more often than not, seldom you.

Well, when it comes to helping you ……. “where will the money come from?”

And Tubularsock knows that none of our congress-people will miss a meal but many Americans’ will. And they REALLY want to help but ……… “where will the money come from?”

But whatever you do make sure you get your 4th Federal Tax Return installment mailed off before the January 15th deadline.

Ohhhh ………. That’s where they get the money …….. YOU!

Now with all the last-minute legislating over the coronavirus relief bill and with all the hand wringing over, “where will we get the money” there was just enough spare change to pass a $5 MILLION addition to the Office of Attending Physician which in essence DOUBLED their existing budget.

There wasn’t enough money for hazard pay for essential workers and emergency funding for local governments but really …… “where will we get the money?”

And fortunately they found the money for OWNERS OF RACEHORSES to get a tax break and a full expansion of tax deductions for business meals which of course working class people don’t really need anyway because they don’t have any money for food. Problem settled!

BUT we are going to get a $600 check which is something or at least Tubularsock has heard people say that. ARE THEY FUCKING STUPID?

And Tubularsock heard a Representative say out loud that the $600 will be a “bridge” until the next stimulus package. What planet does she reside? Tubularsock would gladly take the check and shove it up her fucking asshole with Tubularsock’s fist but knowing how Congress people are she’d like it! The Corporations do that regularly with their campaign contributions!

Oh, do you know what the Office of Attending Physician that Tubularsock mentioned above happens to be?

Well it has been described as “some of the country’s best and most efficient government-run health care”.

And who does it service with several physicians and nurses to provide on-call treatment?
CONGRESS! That’s who.

How CONvenient, don’t you think?

And this new funding is justified because of the new services needed to deal with the pandemic! AND we DO have money for that!

And to put an explanation point on this, this is the THIRD budget hike for the Office of Attending Physician. They hiked it in December 2019 ($3,868,000) and then again in March Congress appropriated an additional $400,000 under the CARES Act. And now an additional $5 MILLION!

So as Congress has been in a stalemate over the expansion of low-cost health care services for you THEY HAVE COVERED THEMSELVES!
And Tubularsock has a feeling that the majority of American citizens don’t even know this.
Great to have a free press owned “buy” the corporate interests that continually buys the Congress. Don’t you think?

 

 

 

IT’S NOT OVER UNTIL YOU FLUSH!

You know, Tubularsock can write about this total insane mess that we find ourselves until Hell freezes over and STILL it runs on like a full case of diarrhea!

So lets just get to the bottom line in a hurry so you can get back to dodging Covid.

Sure Tubularsock is thinking of you.

 

 

 

OH SURE THERE IS MORE TO SAY ………… BUT LATER.

 

AS OUR WORLD TURNS ENDING 2020

 

Well we are in the middle of it here in California. Tubularsock received an EMERGENCY TEXT on Tubularsock’s old flip phone with a screen the size of a postage stamp which read that Tubularsock was under an emergency stay at home order.

As you may recall Tubularsock lives on the top floor with a corner office in an underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tour).

Now we have been in this situation before and Tubularsock because Tubularsock is in the essential service of political blogging Tubularsock believes Tubularsock can do as he wishes and does.

But while free floating Tubularsock wears a mask which many have said that Tubularsock looks better with a mask than without and Tubularsock does an 8’ social distance because why not? Tubularsock doesn’t like people that much anyway.

Several friends chastise Tubularsock for believing in the mask and social distancing but Tubularsock seldom worries what others think of him with a very solid view of FUCK YOU to go along with it.

Now it is not that Tubularsock believes in these tactics but it is because Tubularsock has learned the hard way that if one believes one can poke a bear in the eye because it appears to be sleeping perhaps one should heed the advice and not do that.

The Corona is difficult enough to get along with why poke it?

And Tubularsock is a big believer of YOU doing what you wish just stay away from Tubularsock while you do it.

Alas, this diatribe ends with more pressing thoughts on Tubularsock’s mind. But using Tubularsock’s ability of the ancient cave dwellers pictographic abilities Tubularsock has created a small series of pictographs to summarize for non-readers current topics of interest.

And besides, it saves letters for use in later manuscripts where a larger variety of the alphabet can be used. Don’t thank Tubularsock yet.

CAN IT BE MORE CLEAR?

A CLEAR VOTING STRATEGY.

 

THE LAST MINUTE CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY.

ABOUT THE VOTE.

 

THE BOTTOM LINE.

STAY TUNED CHRISTMAS IS COMING.

 

 

 

 

BIDEN IS FUCKING BORING!

 

NOW WHAT?

Tubularsock has to admit that Donald Trump is the epitome of “alternative facts”.

There are worlds smaller than ours and there are worlds bigger than ours and there are worlds where realities that seem to be “normal” are the realities and then there are the “normal” that’s not.

And in all this Tubularsock hasn’t even got into the FACT that we all live in an illusion. But Tubularsock will save that for another day which doesn’t exists so watch your back.

Joe Biden is just FUCKING BORING! That guy couldn’t save Democracy even if we had one.

Platitudes, banality at its upper limits is going to be the order of the day and to hear it come from that fuck, turns Tubularsock’s bowels.

And to listen to the pundits blab on about how wonderful Biden happens to be ….. why?

BECAUSE HE’S NOT TRUMP! That’s a qualification?

Now none of this is to say that Tubularsock isn’t pleased that Trump is moving on to haunt us all differently it is to say that with this new corporate control we have the same slight of hand as the last wheeler dealer but now we can see just how asleep Americans can get. YAWN.

BUT TUBULARSOCK HAS A FEW TRUMP INSIGHTS THAT TUBULARSOCK IS WILLING TO SHARE FOR THE NON-READER SO YOU CAN KEEP UP.

IT IS SAID THAT A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS BUT TRUST TUBULARSOCK ON THIS, TUBULARSOCK’S PICTURES ARE WORTH SEVENTEEN HUNDRED WORDS.

AND YOU ARE GETTING A DISCOUNT ON TOP OF THAT.

 

So much for loving relation$hips.

 

The times they are a’changing.

 

That wall may be more valuable than Tubularsock thought!

 

 

CONGRESS: WE MUST HAVE OUR RECESS ……. IT’S OUR RIGHT!

 

Now with Bernie Sanders and Josh Hawley coming together pushing for a second round of $1200.00 Stimulus Checks while the rest of Congress is willing to drop help to the American people and shore up the rich again is par for the course in Washington, D.C.

So there is little surprise there.

No money for people but plenty of money for war.

Does that seem a little distorted of a belief ideal?

But Mitch won his election bid in his state of Kentucky which is one of the poorer states which NEEDS stimulus and health care which Mitch has blocked.

And yet they still vote for him! Now who’s fault is that?

And Nancy has held up and prevented stimulus checks prior to the election so as not to allow the possibility of Trump taking credit for the checks.

And now here we are ……. and oh gosh, what to do? The Christmas Recess is upon us and Congress just must go home for Christmas.

Now Sanders and Hawley have vowed to block Congress from leaving town without an up or down vote on the stimulus.

It would be so much easier if it was a vote on adding an additional three trillion dollars to improve our drone fleet. We ALWAYS have bipartisan support for money for that with little or no debate.

Killing people is easier than keeping them alive.

THINK ON THAT! The next time you vote.

 

So let Tubularsock sum up for you with the help of visual aids for Americans who don’t like to read too much. Sure Tubularsock is looking after you. What are friends for anyway?

 

And once and for all let’s let go of that adage …… “With Age Comes Wisdom” as the horse shit that it happens to be!

 

 

And then there is this dead end street.

 

To acquire wisdom, well you have to be alive. These walking cadavers have cashed it in years ago! And WE are paying the price and then some. But who elected them ……….. well, take out a mirror.

This society needs to upgrade it’s consciousness and re-frame our priorities as the pandemic is pointing out to us.

And “getting back to fucking “normal” IS THE DIRECTION OF OBLITERATION. NEW NOW!

 

 

 

 

ALTERNATIVE FACT REALITY SETS IN

Tubularsock is bored!

As Donald packs his bag and Comatose-Joe crawls up to the plate it is difficult not to fall asleep.

And WOW! What the MSM is calling diversity in the new/old administration looks pretty much like a corporate conglomerate to Tubularsock.

Somehow Tubularsock guesses that people are JUST NOT WOKE!

If you have Blacks and Browns and Whites and Yellows and Men and Woman and Trans and Bi and Multi and Confused with ALL THE SAME MIND SET; how is that any different than fat old white men at the helm?

Tubularsock would rather see a diversity of mind rather than exterior characteristics. However Tubularsock has taken notice that the Power Players seldom ever ask for Tubularsock’s thoughts on what they are doing.

Their loss ……….

The great news is that it will be GOING DOWN FROM HERE! And that is as positive as Tubularsock can be which is why if you set your hopes very low then you don’t have to fall as far when it all turns to shit. Positive right?

But enough philosophy. Let’s turn to HARD FACTS:

SHALL WE CONTINUE?

 

 

AND YES THERE IS CHRISTMAS JOY!

 

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, STAY SAFE! DICK CHENEY IS STILL OUT THERE.

 

HAVE A MELANIA CHRISTMAS, 2020

Well it is that time of year when most Americans rush out and kill a baby fir tree or if you are an urbanite, pick out a dead baby fir tree in the well lit dead baby fir tree cemetery temporally set up in the parking lot of your local mall.

After buying the dead baby fir tree you bring it home and decorate it with plastic shit from China and drape it in Chinese made strings of lights and proclaim Merry Christmas! FOR WHOM?

Aren’t fucking traditions fun? NO! They suck most of the time. And if you don’t think so, well then you are just WRONG!

Well that is according to Tubularsock anyway.

This year because of the economic depression this country is in, Tubularsock went off and got a part time job to help with Tubularsock construction of “homemade suicide vests for all occasions”. Yea, kind of a jazzy advertising jingle.

And of all things Tubularsock got a call from Stephanie Grisham, Melania’s, chief of staff, asking if Tubularsock would prepare The First Lady’s personal Christmas Card.

Well like everything dealing with a Trump, Tubularsock agreed and collected cash in advance (small unmarked bills). DONE DEAL!

For artistic inspiration Tubularsock went right to Stephanie Winston Wolkoff, tell-all book, Melania and Me.

It is the typical “tell-all-book” in that all an author has to do is copy ANY “tell-all-book” and just change the name of the protagonist. WELL DONE STEPHANIE!

Steph, like any good friend and comrade, secretly taped conversations she had with Melania so she could use the information as PROOF that the several conversations were as she later described in her tell-all-book. Sweet.

And as Melania stated in one of the conversations, “I’m working my ass off on Christmas stuff … Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decorations?”

 

But in this case it gave a more positive view of Melania Trump, in the eyes of Tubularsock, because on the Christmas issue Tubularsock and The First Lady stand together on their view of Christmas! DECK THE HALLS, MOTHERFUCKERS!”