Archive for January, 2017

Tube book headingSAVED AGAIN!

It is perfect. Our American “leaders” are out to “protect” us again!

And where do they rush to ban travel from but Syria, Iraq, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Yemen and Sudan?

All countries, with the exception of Iran, that THE U.S. HAVE BOMBED! And Iran has been advertised for years TO BE BOMBED!

So once again the U.S. Governmental “leaders” send the cavalry in the WRONG DIRECTION. And pump up and puff out their chests like something meaningful has been accomplished!

On 9/11, 15 Saudi Arabian Terrorists, 2 United Arab Emirates Terrorists, 1 Egyptian Terrorist and 1 Lebanese Terrorist attacked New York and killed close to 3000 people.

So did we RETALIATE by bombing the United Arab Emirates or Saudi Arabia?

OR Egypt? Lebanon?

NO!

The United States RETALIATED by attacking AFGHANISTAN and we are still attacking Afghanistan.

And then we took our mighty JUSTICE and started a war with IRAQ!

NOW THAT IS WHAT TUBULARSOCK CALLS LEADERSHIP!

Yep. Our country just HAS TO get the Academy Award THIS YEAR for BEST AT BEING WORSE!

Sure there are a lot of supporting actors that have helped this on its way and Tubularsock would be amiss if he didn’t thank Pathetic George and his sidekick Tortured Cheney. Hey, you live with fucking Lynn for five minutes and you’d be tortured too. But he likes it! Beat me, beat me.

And sure there was known-unknown Donnie, and brain dead Condo, old blue douchebag Barbara who does have to be given some credit for spawning Pathetic George. It is a little known alternate fact that Tubularsock is mean-spiritedly making up on the spot, that Pathetic George was really aborted and was left on the Capitol steps only to found by a wandering-cheney and brought to life.

Oh my how Tubularsock has digressed.

There also was Step-En-Fetch-It-Hope-And-Change-Obummer who lulled the lost back to the possibility of changing the direction of our country only to take a HUGE SHIT on their heads that was so convincing that they all rallied around the Wicked-Bitch-From-The-West-Hillary who promised “MORE OF THE SAME SHIT”.

And just as luck would have it THE RUSSIANS SAVED US!
Well the maimed stream press seems to be promoting a different slant to their alternate-fact news but Tubularsock is going with his own alternate facts.

Which leads us to OUR very own ……….. President Orange Tweeter Feed!

My my my ……….. the child in the oval office.

Oh look, oh look ……… gosh, POTF can sign his name.

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Oh another signing, another crayon.

Oh, oh, hold up your work. It’s so pretty. Good job!

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The GREAT thing about having America Great Again is that now the DEPLORABLES have someone to believe in.

Now the brain-dead “liberals” had step-en-fetch-it and now the brain-dead deplorables have Orangie-Tweet-Boy. See how GREAT America has become! Just like Leave It To Beaver.

So with supporting actors like those and a 15 BILLION DOLLAR WALL Americans deserve the Academy Award!

Hell, Thelma and Louise isn’t the only movie that can GO OVER THE EDGE!

See you at the bottom.

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Oh sure, Kellyanne Conway has just fallen off of the proverbial turnip truck or is that taco truck? Really. Her crayon box is just a few colors short.

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“”Mexico should pay for that wall because they get an awful lot from this country,” Conway told CBS.”

Mexico got an awful lot?

Kellyanne, the U.S. took the Southwest and California FROM Mexico ……. REMEMBER?

So how does that work again. We take THEIR LAND and it is Mexico that “has taken advantage of the U.S. for long enough”?

Sounds like TrumpTalk!

And then President Enrique Pena Nieto of Mexico cancels the planned meeting with Orange-Boy because Trump is still in La La Land over this wall thing and Kellyanne spins the cancellation as a “mutual cancellation”. You know, the Mexican President isn’t going to come to the planned meeting and cancels so “I’m” not going to go either ….. mutual?

TrumpTalk is the best!

EL BULLSHITO as they say south of the boarder!

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Tube ready headingLEARNING CURVE.

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Now we all have had bad days at work and what you have to do is just roll with the punches. Maybe President Orange Tweet (POT) may be going to have some trouble with BRINGING JOBS BACK TO AMERICA when the U.S. largest export is TERRORISM!

 

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tube-heading-friends“ALTERNATIVE FACT ONE”

 

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tube-letter-skate-headingSWAMP GAS PERSONIFIED!

“Draining The Swamp” ………… Now there is a catchy campaign slogan. It would have to be ranked within the top ten best campaign slogans of all time. Right up there with “Peace In Our Time” and “I Am Not A Crook”!

And the best thing about campaign slogans are NO ONE BELIEVES them but everybody BELIEVES them.

Psychologists have a scientific term for people who “believe but don’t believe” at the same time and that term is

“FUCKED UP”!

It really falls into the category of subliminal messaging. You know it is too good to be really true BUT you WANT IT TO BE TRUE. And then when you find you’ve been “had again” you toss it off as “just a campaign slogan” and go on with your business UNTIL NEXT TIME.

That is just how fucked-up-humans tick and the PR firms that run political campaigns as well as dog food advertising know exactly how to manipulate you ….. AND YOU KNOW IT! So you see we are right back where we started with the psychologist’s scientific term!

Now that Tubularsock has established that YOU are the problem let Tubularsock take a look at the swamp. Contrary to the urban legend, Washington D. C.  was not built on a reclaimed swamp, but wetlands did cover areas along the Potomac River. And the Tiber Creek, a natural watercourse, ran through the National Mall until the 1870’s.

So Washington was built on “low ground” or “near swamp” level so the idea of “Draining The Swamp” has had to come from the experience of shaking the hand of the first Senator you have ever met. And exponentially continues from there. Logical, yes?

Well as a result of Trump’s victory, of sorts, he has already lost his way and has gotten right on the escalator to hell but being Trump believes he is going up.

But Tubularsock will give Trump his due ……. Trump has proceeded in putting together THE CABINET OF COMEDY. And this may be the BEST EVER Apprentice-esque Show to date!

“No, really. They are the greatest, they are fantastic, they are the biggest!”

And because of their lack of intelligence in pretty much any expertise he has picked them to do they’ll do what they do best, produce SWAMP GAS! But this will be “the greatest Swamp Gas! No Swamp Gas will be as great as THE CABINET OF COMEDY’S swamp gas!”

“None!”

Just you wait and see!

Rex Tillerson, Ben Carson, Betsy DeVos. THE SWAMP GAS-ETTES!

Rex Tillerson, Ben Carson, Betsy DeVos.
THE SWAMP GAS-ETTES!

 

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Tube smoke cafe HeadingTHE LOST DAY!

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You may not have heard or you have heard but it didn’t ring of importance to you.

Fortunately Tubularsock is here to connect the dots!

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Yeah, the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus is going to close down in May of this year. The reasons they say are “declining attendance, high operating costs, changing public tastes, and prolonged battles with animal rights groups”.

But that is all bogus!

The REAL REASON is they can not compete with the REAL CIRCUS coming to town:
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And it just happens that Tubularsock took his trusty little brownie fully automatic reverse lens camera-camera to grab just the beginnings of the
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You will not see any of these photos from any other news outlet because in Tubularsock’s clandestine-photo-imaging-technique Tubularsock had to literally do tricks to capture these shots!

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“In the Trump” there are many tricks and one of Trump’s best acts is keeping Tweets in the air at the same time!

 

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But Trump can even out do himself in his FUN child-like antics with foreign policy proclamations!

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But when all is said and done there is NOTHING LIKE ………. THE THREE CLOWN FULL MONTY  ……….. for total amusement!

 

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No really, with the likes of Kellyanne Conway and Steve Bannon covering Trump’s back you can’t get any more BAT-SHIT than that!

 

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