Archive for March, 2020

SOCIAL DISTANCING

You know, Tubularsock has been through a lot in his existence, to date, on this fucking globe we call earth that reminds you that gravity rules every fucking time you fall on your ass, if you’re lucky, or your face if you’re not.

Tubularsock grew up in a small town where most of the town was a relative of Tubularsock’s or a close friend of a relative of Tubularsock’s.

So hugging and kissing was what they all seemed to do as a greeting and the blind ones would run they hands over Tubularsock’s face in able to “see”!

Or that is the explanation that was given!

As luck would have it for Tubularsock the time came to leave the town and move to San Francisco ……………… Saints be praised!

BUT, Oh Shit!

It was the ’60’s where hugging and kissing fucking complete strangers was the acceptable greeting! WTF?

None the less, Tubularsock survived and this too passed. Saints be praised!

All went well until 2012 when Tubularsock got involved, by no fault of his own, in the fringe theater world and DAMN, hugging and kissing AGAIN! Often with total strangers!

What the hell? Who would have known?

But then, count your blessings ……….. the Hallelujah Moment!

THE CORONAVIRUS!

Now, six foot spacing between people ……….. Tubularsock can finally relax.

Saints be praised!

BEWARE, TRUMPATITIS!

 

One of the major signs of the deadly Trumpatitis is having the ability to bungle your job in huge and mind boggling ways and not being able to identify the problem while looking directly in the mirror!

On January 11th the first non travel case of Covid-19 was diagnosed in the U.S. and the Chinese Government sent out to the world the genome of the Covid-19 virus.

Within a week of that posting the Germans had produced the first diagnostic test for the disease.

By the end of February, the World Health Organization had shipped tests to almost sixty countries.

Yet the Trump Administration refused the WHO test and waited for the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to produce its own test.

THIS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST FAILURES OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO SLOW THE VIRUS IN THE U.S., according to vital-disease experts both within and without the Administration’s health agencies.

But hey ………. wayyyyyyyyyy before that, in April 2018, Dump’s Administration removed Tom Bossert along with his epidemic team from the Department Homeland Security and a month later reassigned Rear Adm. Timothy Ziemer and dissolved and shut down the entire global health security unit that was part of the National Security Council.

And surprise surprise, neither of the epidemic teams were replaced!

When Dump took office he inherited from Obummer a large and extremely capable group of disease prevention experts which helped guide Obummer through THREE epidemic/pandemic during his time in office.

Dump squandered this opportunity along with many others because of his petty little juvenile ego and has once again caused harm to a great number ……… pathetic, bungling, idiotic, stupid sad little man.

But why stop there?

Dump has been pushing for a 19% budget cut for the Center for Disease Control and Prevention ….. the agency currently tasked with preparing and responding to all outbreaks and serious health threats to our country.

As well as a 10% cut to “public health scientific services”, a 3% cut to “public health preparedness and response” and a 7% cut to global health programs.

And this is the guy who is running the show?

Tubularsock feels colloquially ………. he’s full of SHIT!

 

OMG! WE’LL ALL BE SOCIALISTS NOW!

Interesting for Tubularsock thinking back to just a week or so when the choir was all chanting: BERNIE’S SOCIALISM CAN NOT BE TOLERATED! NO, NEVER!

And: HOW ARE WE GOING TO PAY FOR BERNIE’S HEALTH FOR ALL?

The fucking Democraps and their corporate overlords yelling those words loader than Dump and the Republican’ts.

How “.. . the times, they are a changing”!

We now are watching in live coverage the Dump Team literally buying the 2020 election.

And this time not behind closed doors. NOPE, right out there on the national stage. Stage center!

The Democraps are dicking around with paid sick leave and free corona tests. So last century. But fits well with the Victrola record player and malarkey of yesteryear with a solid, “don’t give me any of that jazz”, tossed in!

Just a reminder if you aren’t observant, Joe Biden represents a FEAR vote of “lets go back to the good old Obummer Days”.

You remember Obummer right. It is many of his policies that has created much of this false economy we’ve had going. And rather than really looking at just how fucked up many of Obummer’s economic policies were the “liberal class” are so hung up with the non-fact that he was BLACK that they give him a pass for fear of being called racist!

FUCK THAT, as Tubularsock would say and has said that Obummer was the step-en-fetch-it- boy for Wall Street and the Banks while he fucked over the average citizen.

But that is all polluted water under the bridge. BLACK sludge to be sure.

No, what we have unfolding right under our eyes is the open buying of the 2020 election by Dump and his boys.

Sending $1000.00 checks out (or whatever the amount will be) to EVERY American starting in a couple weeks is rather an inexpensive and BOLD move that gives the impression of altruism EVEN IF THE ROLL OUT IS AS FUCKED UP AS THE CORONAVIRUS TESTS!

You see, the point has been made! Get a check = VOTES. And if they never show up the narrative has been set ………….. BIDEN’S LOST THE ELECTION, right now!

However if the corporate Democraps want at least a chance at winning 2020, swinging from Biden to Bernie IS THEIR ONLY CHANCE …….. PERIOD!

But as we already know, the Democrap’s Corporate Elite don’t need to win 2020 they’ll be able to milk the system as well under Dump as they are doing now.

But just maybe as the rank and file Democraps will see at the Convention that their desires will be controlled by the SUPER DELEGATES and control will remain in the hands of the elite.

But for Tubularsock the vote is really simple. Burning Bernie =’s A Vote For Dump as Tubularsock waves his $1000.00 check!

OH JUST HAVE FAITH

 

Why is it that EVERY TIME Tubularsock hears “their president” speak, Tubularsock has to wash his hands for at least a minute and a half with scalding hot water and organic soap followed by drinking a least a half cup of bleach just to kill the germs spewed from Dumps mouth over the air waves? Can’t imagine if 5G was added to that!

Could be that Tubularsock is over reacting but Tubularsock HAS to do it.

Now the hand washing is new but the bleach is a bit of a come down for Tubularsock’s regular double neat shot of Wild Turkey Rare Bird. But hell, one has to disinfect these days!

Now Dump’s speech tonight didn’t exactly relax Tubularsock. The only thing that was for sure was that he had to read what he was saying because the Trumpturd didn’t even understand what he was blabbing on about, in truth.

The best part, which made Tubularsock laugh aloud, was where Trumpturd said that “WE” should not politicize this pandemic and all work together. Ahhh, what self reflection personified!

Now Tubularsock is not a big believer in disease in general. From Tubularsock’s point of view ALL disease is driven from one’s emotional state first. Clean up your own consciousness and one is on the way to true health.

And this concept is difficult to hold and work individually because the society we live in is entirely dysfunctional. Most people believe that “doctors know”!

The only thing that Doctors know is the time they are teeing off for their next golf game!

No. You have to be connected to yourself in order to maintain and improve your health.

It is, like everything else, an INSIDE JOB! But we have been propagandized to believe that “someone else knows better” than you. Whether it’s mother or father or teacher or pastor or friend.

NO! YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR OWN AWAKENING!

And the way this world is going ………. you fucking better hurry the fuck up!

But don’t worry because TUBULARSOCK has the answer for you.

Send a crisp Franklin to SaintTube to be blessed and Tubularsock will see that it is blessed and sent right back to you in the afternoon mail.

Oh, just have faith ……. amen.

 

TUBULARSOCK
“. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.”

 

MILQUETOAST UNITED!

Fucking gag, gag, gaging …… all the way to the polls
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily life among the trolls.

Well no surprise here.

O’Rourke, Klobuchar, and Buttigieg all rushed in to support their future with the Democraps.

What else could they do if they want to continue their groveling and pandering to the rich power brokers.

The trick is to keep your nose to the ground and your ass in the air. And they each seem really good at that for sure. And PROOF’S in the action!

And you’ll see Warren do the same thing.

Not that it matters but the little respect that Tubularsock had for Elizabeth over time has diminished to minus digits only because she sold out any principles she had along the way in part due to her ties with former Obummer advisors on her team. BAD CHOICE if you wish to end up with ANY integrity or respect.

But here is the bottom line:

The establishment Democraps, according to Dead-ol’-Joe, “. . . the people aren’t looking for revolution, they’re looking for results.”

And according to Bernie, “Let me be very clear, it is no surprise they (the establishment Democraps) do not want me to become president because our administration will transform this country to create an economy and a government that works for all of the people, not just the 1%”.

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY

Bernie continues, “It will not be the same old same old.

But the other reason I am running is to defeat Donald Trump.

And the fact of the matter is if we want to defeat Donald Trump, we’re going to need a campaign that has energy and excitement that can speak to working people, young people, people who have given up on the political establishment.”

It is odd that when Tubularsock looks at Biden, Tubularsock notices he’s NOT exactly dynamic.

Most likely because he hasn’t had a new idea since 1945! Oh well, nothing wrong with World War II ideas for the 21st Century, RIGHT? How far RIGHT?

Tubularsock just can’t wait to see if Americans are awaking that they have been duped by the milquetoasts or that if they will be fooled again.

We as a country have been needing a change in direction for a very long time but SEDENTARY is a very difficult habit to shift.

So if Bernie doesn’t pull this out of the hat with YOUR help then whether it’s Biden or Trump won’t make a bit of difference. THE SAME RICH WILL RUN THINGS!

However with Dump it will be a quicker death than with the drip, drip, drip Biden way.

Tubularsock can’t wait to see!

FOLLOWING OURSELVES: DON’T LOOK BACK!

Do you believe in Public Education? How about having a community Fire Department?

Do you believe in public owned roads and highways?

Should there be Public Libraries?

Public Parks and playgrounds? Federal National Parks?

Do you believe in the Social Security Program?

ARE YOU A SOCIALIST?

It is strange how “socialism” is defined in “U.S. public speak”.

Because of the fear of the Communism-Hang-Over from the 1950’s, Americans’ have been propagandized to believe that Socialism and Communism are the same thing.

THEY ARE NOT!

Even if Little-Squat-Goldbloom is willing to throw out verbal garbage at Bernie about being a Communist equating it with Socialism ……… Bernie’s retort was damn straight if you were paying attention.

“You say you don’t like socialism, but how is giving $2 trillion to corporations not socialism, just upside down socialism?”

You all remember that bull shit about “welfare queens” sucking off the system and just how appalled the Republican’ts were just a few years back.

But you hear very few Republican’ts and Democraps ever complain about gillions of dollars in government SUBSIDIES being passed out year after year to corporations without much oversight or care. THAT IS SOCIALISM FOR THE RICH!

Oh, just for the fun of it …… “Gosh, where will we get the money to pay for it?”
Remember we are talking about TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS!

Funny how that phrase, “where will we get the money to pay for it” looks different based on who gets the money!

Now these corrupt practices are not a one party monopoly. Don’t forget it was Obummer, under the Democrap’s flag, that bailed out the banks and mortgage brokers after their shady deals with millions of dollars of Federal Funds while leaving the “regular” citizen holding the bag as thousands of them lost their homes.

Thank you so much Barack ………. BUT, “where will we get the money to pay for it”?

And then remember a bribe pay off can happen after an event as well as before.

Less than a year after leaving office Obama received $1.2 million for a series of speeches he made to major Wall Street Firms and Banks he helped bail out. About $400,000. per speech.

Pay off time baby!

And so many people STILL “respect” that scumbag! Fuckkkk! Some people are just not bright! Oh well, in America you are “free” to be stupid. It is just expensive!

But Socialism you are supposed to be AFRAID OF except the socialism for the rich.

So don’t say that Tubularsock didn’t attempted to awaken you.

Tubularsock has concluded that IF the Democraps double-deal Bernie and back Dead-Brain-Biden then the United States will STAY THE COURSE to its own destruction.

It is so uncanny that we are on a very similar trajectory as the Fall of the Roman Empire. (Seriously, check it out yourself)

Rather eery if you ask Tubularsock but it appears we are in lock step.

SO …….. perhaps History DOES repeat itself.

Now just where is that rewind?