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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT.

Posted: February 8, 2020 in 2020 ELECTION, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Birth Control, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, ethics training, Impeachment, Ivanka Trump, Mitch McConnell, President Tweet, Prison, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rigged Election, Rule of Law, Russia, Senate, Vladimir Putin, Voting
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IN CASED YOU MISSED IT.

 

Tubularsock realizes that with all this impeachment drama which has only proven that OrangeFuck is as disgusting as we already knew but he just became more obvious to anyone with a brain.

And that his offspring running about on the campaign trail are a great example of what happens when you ejaculate into a jar and have to transfer those sperm into your wife’s vagina because she doesn’t want that “disgusting little thing” shoved into her body.

Well, deformed embryo happen as Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr. PROVE!
THIS IS SCIENCE!

Oh my, Tubularsock if off topic again!

But may Tubularsock add, just that if Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr. aren’t the BEST advertisement for abortion than NOTHING is!

But to the point.

While all this impeachment drama was playing out showing just how well the Republican’ts Party is willing to take it up their asses by bending over in almost unison for Dumps tiny ahhhh, member OTHER things were going on as well.

And Tubularsock has created a quick overview in case you may have missed it.

And as a favor to the non-reader American, Tubularsock has focused on pictures.

“Federally funded school lunches are about to get a lot less healthy”

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/1/10/18177099/school-lunch-sonny-perdue-healthy-hunger-free-kids

And speaking of oversized PIGS, “Reporter says Mike Pompeo cursed and demanded she (CNN reporter) find Ukraine on a map after interview.”

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/24/politics/mike-pompeo-interview-ukraine/index.html

And then just a message about on line dating for those who love to live life as a crap shoot.

And finally, Tubularsock just wants to blame the Russians! It is way easier than having to accept that it is the American population that is so fucking gullible! And our two party system are run by oligarchs NOT the citizens AND THE MONEY PROVES IT!

LIKE, WAKE THE FUCK UP, AMERICA!

Oh sure, Tubularsock has many more examples but like any political junkie, Tubularsock lost interest right after “ejaculate into a jar” had been unveiled .

CAUCUSED!

Posted: February 4, 2020 in 2020 ELECTION, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Bernie Sanders, Conspiracy theory, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, ethics training, IOWA CAUCUS, Obama, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rule of Law, VOTE, Voting
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CAUCUSED!

Well isn’t it about time for another conspiracy theory?

Sure it is ………..

Barack Obummer has publicly stated that he would do whatever he could to keep Bernie Sanders from getting the Democraps Presidential nomination.

Killery Clinton has cast disparaging comments about Bernie Sanders and would not even venture a position on whether she would support Bernie Sanders if he did the get the Democraps nomination.

NOW REMEMBER they both are taking this stand in the FACE of a TRUMP WIN!

And if these two sleazeballs would not back Bernie Sanders if he got the nomination then what would that tell us about the Corporate Democraps?

A Tubularsock hint: THEY still make lots and lots of money with a Trump win. It is the regular people that lose!

In the final hours of the Iowa Caucus, Bernie Sanders’ momentum was shaping up FOR A WIN. Or at least that was what was reported.

And what is the best way to slow down an exciting and powerful momentum?

A computer glitch?

Huh. Funny that.

The company that was running the count was a company named

So far so good.

And who is the head of Shadow?

Well, that would be Gerard Niemira who is a veteran of Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign.

And who is on the board of directors of Shadow?

David Plouffe, one of the chief architects of President Barack Obama’s campaigns.

Hmmmm. That Democrap Establishment. Are they at it again?

You remember: Disgraced former DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz has admitted that the DNC rigged the primaries against Bernie Sanders in order to allow their favorite candidate to win.

 

 

And YOU think Dump’s bad!

Well you know conspiracy ……… maybe yes, maybe no.

Tubularsock goes for YES! Those fuckers are at it again!

SARAH’S SAD STORY HITS HARD

Posted: June 15, 2019 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, CHRISTMAS, Donald Trump, ENLIGHTENMENT, ethics training, Ivanka Trump, JARED KUSHNER, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Religion, Religiosity, REPUBLICANS, SARAH SANDERS
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SARAH’S SAD STORY HITS HARD

 

Tubularsock realizes that there is a wealth of sad stories out there in the big wide wonderful world and this is only one of them but ……. and Tubularsock warns you,
this will bring tears to your eyes and so close to Christmas too!

Sarah Huckabee Sanders is packing her Adidas Santiago Mini Duffel Bag with all her honest news notes she has given out to the press during her time as OrangeDick’s press secretary.

In addition it has taken nine semi trucks with extended trailers to carry away her lying news notes defending the OrangeButterBall.

She is still collecting her near $180,000 salary until she parts, heading out and off of the White House lawn.

 

Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the daughter of former Governor of Arkansas Mike Huckabee, a Southern Baptist minister, learned so well about lying, “much like Christ did in the Bible” from her Bible thumping father.

And about “pussy grabbing” as perhaps God dabbled in on the side.

And maybe even thoughts of incest with Ivanka.

Are those “sins” supported by Preacher Huckabee as a “good-loving” Southern Baptist?

Hell, it’s just the way they are! Amen.

The three guiding principles of the Hucksters are lying, grabbing, Incest or THE THREE I’S AS SOUTHERN BAPTIST CALL THEM!

Tubularsock just can’t wait until Sarah’s children become teenagers.

Sarah’s “lying at any cost” activities that she executed so well will crop right up when her kids become teenagers and at that time will bite her on her huge derriere.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer person.

 

ATTENTION:

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

 

 

 

 

 

THE SHIT IS THE SHINOLA

Posted: January 14, 2019 in Advertising, Alabama Evangelical Christian, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Bill Clinton, bull shit as an art form, CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM, Capitalism, Congress, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, ethics training, Hillary Clinton, Jesus, Mental Health, Monica Lewinsky, NIXON, President Tweet, Psychology, psychomania, RELATIONSHIPS, Religiosity, REPUBLICANS, U.S. House of Representatives
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THE SHIT IS THE SHINOLA

 

Are you happy yet?

Tubularsock has run through all the major YouTube comedy shows to attempt to find at least ONE laugh that would relieve Tubularsock’s total and complete outrage and disgust about how far down we have come as a nation. WE ARE FUCKED!

The political establishment has created what they believe is credible verbiage to spew to the American public which would make a reality TV show producer puke.

And as a consequence have in reality provided comedy gold for comedians without them having to even add to the joke because the joke is built into the political bull shit!

Then we as a nation, HELL, as a civilization, have passed over the tipping point!

Now not to get sentimental here but there was a time in America where, THE LIE of who we were, as a country was SOLID BULL SHIT.

Not even questioned! ………. but no more. We have reached, as a nation, the DIARRHEA THRESHOLD and there is no going back to SOLID BULL SHIT.

In fact, the shit can’t even hit the fan because it is running over your shoes!

No, WE HAVE ARRIVED!

 

It is all a big Punch & Judy Show and it’s not even funny, never was really!

Oh sure, there is the sick side of Trump’s “grabbing pussy” and Weiner’s dick bulge sexting but shit most people see it daily on the subway as they step over the homeless.

And the Princess at the ball with Prince charming on her arm just isn’t going to cut it for fucking Hillary & Bill, repulsive both ….. really ….. both of them together don’t equal a 10!

And that poor poor soulless Sarah Huckster Sanders spewing Trump shit right out of her mouth and then licking her lips, reprehensible!

It is pretty sad but her Huckster Bible packing father is at least as wretched as Sarah.
A true family of hypocrisy.

Oh, and sure the Bible tells them to lie. Your know how well Jesus is known for lying, right?

And let Tubularsock NOT go off on domestic and foreign policy because the cast is already fixed into FROZEN BULL SHIT no matter who gets in.

 

Now an important insight that has to become your standard lens to view our current political dialogue is “I’ve never said that” means one has “said that” and “not to my knowledge” means one is knowledgeable on that subject.

These are just commonplace expressions and meanings and are meant to mean exactly what they mean not what they said.

The confusion comes when people take the statement literally. That is not the way it was meant. Why don’t people just know that reverse is forward?

Once you adapt this “new speak” you’ll have a far better understanding of the political environment you are observing.

It is not new, really!

“I am not a crook!” and “I did not fuck that intern” or something like that ……. brings back memories, Tubularsock knows just how much people wish for the “good old days”.

The major difference between yesterday and today is that yesterday ran on 100% lies and today with Trump we have reached 230% lies and rising.

Tubularsock knows some cynic will question the math ……… fucking free thinker!

But in the reality of reality which is illusion you’ll find that President Orange-Tweet, IS ALL FAKE, so whatever he says is fantasy. It is not fake news because just because it IS fake doesn’t make it news.

And the “news” as we know it, is fantasy which is spoon feed to selective groups of the political spectrum …….. yumm!

And that is done to focus the energy of the populous into the trap of “infighting” so while that keeps them busy few realize that their pocket has been picked.

Case in point: The Republican Tax Break for the rich …….. gosh, didn’t see that coming!

Now! Is there a way out?

Well yes there is and it starts with YOU but we haven’t gone down the rabbit hole far enough yet.

And as Tubularsock says:

“When The Mirror
Is In Place
You’ll See
Your Folly.”

 

THE TRUMP TREATISE IN TEN THOUSAND WORDS!

Posted: December 20, 2018 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Donald Trump, ENLIGHTENMENT, ethics training, Foreign Policy, Neo-Nazi, President Tweet, PRESIDENTIAL LEGACY, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, SARAH SANDERS, Vladimir Putin
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THE TRUMP TREATISE IN TEN THOUSAND WORDS!

 

So you really want to push ahead with this do you.

Well it has been a daunting task to say the least for Tubularsock but it really is time for each of you to enter

The Tubularsock Country Club Of Knowledge, “where knowledge is fun and fun is knowledge and where failure is a learning experience”.

Now Tubularsock knows as well as you do that Americans don’t read. And hence, why should their “leader?”

However, unlike most Americans, Trump can’t read. And even with a Teleprompter he can’t pronounce the words when he does identify them.

So Tubularsock, being a man of the people, is providing an easier way of presenting Trump’s attempt at being President of the United States for your perusal.

A picture is worth 1000 words so 10 pictures would be ….. you do the math!

 

 

Now that Tubularsock has provided the basic truth and base line for Donald Trump, let’s move on to a quick overview of Trump’s policy achievements over the past two years.

 

 

Well, obviously no argument here.

So maybe we should dip into boarder security and see the way that has developed.

 

 

WOW! …………….. ONLY IF WE COULD.

Trump’s foreign policy ability has not been beneficial to the U.S. or the world. Diplomacy is often a matter of trust.

 

 

And when it comes to oil prices well …….. don’t slip!

 

 

And then with key “trusted” advisors like Stephen Miller, who proves that shit rises to the top of a swamp before it explodes, Trump has cemented his father’s Nazi leanings with his own political myopic retardation.

 

 

But really what can you really expect?

Donald Trump’s abilities are built on lies-on-lies and he believes that if he repeats his lies often enough then they’ll come true.

But PROOF’S IN THE PUDDING!

 

 

But don’t worry ……….

Thing are picking up!

 

 

With all the investigations many thing will become much more clear and we’ll all be so much happier!

 

 

And rest assured that in the world of a “free” press we’ll soon know EVERYTHING!

 

 

Well you’ve made it ……………..

And hell yes! You are way smarter than when you started.

And if you are so inclined, you can put any of these on your Facebook page to impress your friends ……. or not.

 

 

 

THE DEAD CAN DANCE MIDTERMS

Posted: November 15, 2018 in American Exceptionalism, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Bill Clinton, Bull Shit, CAMPAIGN FINANCE REFORM, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, ethics training, Hillary Clinton, JEFF SESSIONS, MELANIA TRUMP, Mental Health, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rule of Law
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THE DEAD CAN DANCE MIDTERMS

Now here is a happy election note for one to play on their Horny-Trumpet!

It appears that Dennis Hof, the Trump-Ass-Hole-Like brothel owner, a true total PIG of a man, won his Nevada’s 36th Assembly District by a LANDSLIDE victory.

And it really shows the depth of intelligence of the Republicans in Nevada’s 36th Assembly District because HE’S DEAD!

Yep, Dennis died three weeks BEFORE the election after his celebrating his 72nd birthday by OVER partying.

But even though he was dead the Republicans in the district voted to have him represent them by 63% of the vote.

Maybe because they are DUMB or maybe because they had voted overwhelmingly for another loser a couple of years back, Donnie Trump.

But there is an argument to be made that the Republican’s in the 36th Assembly District voted for the dead Hof in order not to flip the seat to the Democrats. Which may be a possibility. And this could hold water for Tubularsock except Tubularsock has been in this part of Nevada and brilliance is not a strong suit!

But Tubularsock will give them this; that in the 36th Assembly District they would have been better off electing a rattle snake rather than a gross dead pig!

 

Now both Dennis and Donnie had a lot in common.

First they BOTH are 72. Hmmm. Maybe that’s a sign.

And second, Dennis wrote a book, “The Art of the Pimp” (Tubularsock is not kidding here) based on Donnie’s “The Art of the Deal”.

Damn they are like brothers! Both FAT, STUPID, and INTELLECTUALLY VOID!

But why should those qualities stand in the way of a Republican?

You see Republicans in this election went ahead and voted in two other Republican candidates that have current Indictments against them.

Rep. Duncan Hunter (R), 50th District of California with a 60-count indictment on felony charges of wire fraud and campaign finance violations.

Rep. Chris Collins (R), 27th District of New York with an indictment on federal insider trading charges.

But hey, crooks have to make a living too! Why not have them represent you in government with their friends.

Once people get an eye opening event with the Trump tax returns …….. will any of the Republicans even take note?

Ok maybe a C-note. It’s par for the Republican mind set.

Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. All this is not to say that the Republicans are the only ones that have dirty laundry.

The Clinton’s are right up there with the Republican criminal element for sure. They all belong to the same social circles and private clubs and even play golf together at times.

And no surprise, the people that AREN’T in those circles are YOU and your friends!

BUT IT’S YOU that pays the price …….. do you get that, yet?

 

So now we have the dead being elected and the voters with their addresses listed as the local cemetery must be voting for their own kind.

So all this “voter fraud” being bantered around is really only sour grapes because the dead representatives are just being elected by the cemetery crowd and thereby just being supportive of their base!

Ahhhh ………. all’s good with democracy!

 

Kavanaugh Ethics Scam

Posted: October 13, 2018 in America Asleep, American Dream, Brett Kavanaugh, Congress, Delusional, DEMOCRATS, Diane Feinstein, Donald Trump, ethics training, FBI, Halloween, Mitch McConnell, President Tweet, psychomania, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rule of Law, WOMEN ISSUES, Women's vote
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Kavanaugh Ethics Scam

Well Tubularsock knows that some of you out there have had to interview for a job sometime in your current life. Right?

And doing that, depending on the position you were attempting to acquire, you had to provide information about your past work experience and perhaps some letters of recommendation showing your past achievements, experience, and character.

And once that was completed you were interviewed and had either been hired or not depending on how well you fit the job culture you wished to enter.

Of course, that was determined by the hiring team and/or boss considering your qualifications.

Pretty common stuff.

How often were you ever hired to do the job AND THEN AFTER you were hired and working at the job, your boss THEN decided to review your past ethics complaints?

You see in normal cases that would have been done BEFORE you got the job.

Well then, you just picked the wrong job!

You see, if you would had gone for being a Justice on the Supreme Court then you would have gotten the job AND THEN your ETHICS would then be looked into by your boss.

Sure it is ass backwards but we are talking government service here NOT A REAL JOB!

Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts Jr. has, according to a letter made public, has stated that he has been asked by the US Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit to transfer at least 15 ethics complaints against Kavanaugh to the 10th Circuit, which is based in Denver and covers six states in the western United States.

To transfer complaints to another circuit is how federal courts in recent years have dealt with high-profile ethics cases.

Judges who ask to transfers these types of complaints do so to avoid conflict-of-interest issues.

So Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed to be on the Supreme Court of The United of America and is presently working AND NOW they are checking on his ETHICS!

Now you know the idiom, “A country of laws not of men” which is bantered around like it really means something. It falls into that “Rule of Law” bull shit so often held up as some kind of sacred screed as it’s explanation runs on ad nauseam.

Usually being preached by some of the slickest criminals in our very own government!

The biggest setback to this entire “Rule of Law” business is that those with money and societal status have a far better chance of getting AROUND the law than a regular citizen and if you’re poor …….. forget it baby!

But even if you forget the poor little rich frat-choirboy Kavanaugh who is just the current special privileged token to get a job on connections alone and view the entire system that we pride ourselves …………. well, if you believe it, you are deceiving yourself.

Whether you realize it or not WE better duck because it is not only Deborah Ramirez that is getting Kavanaugh’s penis waved in her face! Oh sure it’s ok …….. he’s just drunk ……. just close your eyes.

Oh hell, Mitch McConnell has already kissed it!

 

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