One of the major signs of the deadly Trumpatitis is having the ability to bungle your job in huge and mind boggling ways and not being able to identify the problem while looking directly in the mirror!
On January 11th the first non travel case of Covid-19 was diagnosed in the U.S. and the Chinese Government sent out to the world the genome of the Covid-19 virus.
Within a week of that posting the Germans had produced the first diagnostic test for the disease.
By the end of February, the World Health Organization had shipped tests to almost sixty countries.
Yet the Trump Administration refused the WHO test and waited for the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to produce its own test.
THIS WAS ONE OF THE FIRST FAILURES OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION TO SLOW THE VIRUS IN THE U.S., according to vital-disease experts both within and without the Administration’s health agencies.
But hey ………. wayyyyyyyyyy before that, in April 2018, Dump’s Administration removed Tom Bossert along with his epidemic team from the Department Homeland Security and a month later reassigned Rear Adm. Timothy Ziemer and dissolved and shut down the entire global health security unit that was part of the National Security Council.
And surprise surprise, neither of the epidemic teams were replaced!
When Dump took office he inherited from Obummer a large and extremely capable group of disease prevention experts which helped guide Obummer through THREE epidemic/pandemic during his time in office.
Dump squandered this opportunity along with many others because of his petty little juvenile ego and has once again caused harm to a great number ……… pathetic, bungling, idiotic, stupid sad little man.
But why stop there?
Dump has been pushing for a 19% budget cut for the Center for Disease Control and Prevention ….. the agency currently tasked with preparing and responding to all outbreaks and serious health threats to our country.
As well as a 10% cut to “public health scientific services”, a 3% cut to “public health preparedness and response” and a 7% cut to global health programs.
And this is the guy who is running the show?
Tubularsock feels colloquially ………. he’s full of SHIT!
The main thing Tubularsock appreciates about OrangeDufus is that he has brought to the light what the United States has been hiding from its own citizens from its founding and this deception was and is to this day the deliberate fabrication that our country REALLY believes in and stands for Justice for all, Freedom for all, and a system that rewards the hard working with a future of prosperity for all.
And as for “moral” leadership? Just when did that EVER exist in our history?
Nope ……. never happened! And YOU know it and your neighbors know it but you push on believing it is true because IF IT IS NOT then who’s running things?
To Tubularsock, it is much like the entire 9/11 facade ……… the story of what occurred is a lie of the highest order but even today when it is brought up people will go the long way around the room to avoid facing the “possibility” that their government lied to them.
WHY? Simple. “If Daddy lies to me then who is in charge and who will PROTECT ME!
Even if the next day he beats me again.
And even more outrageous to Tubularsock and every THINKING person is that “OUR” government LIED us into the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the Iraq War to name the short list and the citizens will follow like sheep into the next one and even allow their children to die …………. FOR NOTHING. NOTHING!
It is tiring to watch but the fear and propaganda is fast and furious. And people worry about the fucking Russians ……… go fucking look in the mirror America! YES YOU!
And with all of that we are entering into the 2020 election and if you haven’t noticed, NOTHING HAS CHANGED!
The Roman Bread and Circus in form of the CELL PHONE and social media runs more shit faster than in any other time in the history of the world BUT the population may be dumber. Go figure.
And with G5, when in full operation, we’ll ALL have an ORANGE TAN like the OrangeDufus mixed with fried brains with soy sauce courtesy of Huawei!
And yet the beat goes on …………
And we have the OrangeDufus to thank for the exposing all of this on the obscene level because he is so unfiltered.
He is a TOTAL ASS (not a 1/2 ass) and “thinks” (always a questionable endeavor with him) that what he does is “normal”. A classic deranged mind on steroids.
As opposed to the Step-en-fetch-it Kneegrow, Obummer who talks the smooth jive but was a slave to wall street banks and the military industrial complex and was paid handsomely for bending over and taking it up the ass for the gipper!
And we can’t forget, the total imbecile BabyBush and his fucking CIA daddy for lying us into war with Iraq and destabilizing the entire Middle East using the EVIL PERSONIFIED Prick-Cheney as his lead homey! Fuck them both!
Or how about President Blue Stain Dress Slick Willy and his besty friend Jeffrey Epstein spending all that time on Petalphile Island. Presidential material for sure!
And not last and not least but Tubularsock just has to bring forth head up his ass Alzheimer-Ron. A low time low for presidential standards.
Does any of this point to why the U.S. has been on a rapid decline which may really end with the Dumb-Shit-OrangeDufus?
But what OrangeDufus has done for us is to highlight just how corrupt and dysfunctional the U.S. political establishment is and has been ALL ALONG.
And that is why Bernie is a breath of fresh air and the reason that his CHANGE IN DIRECTION is so frightening the the status quo.
The corporate Democraps will lose their corrupt grip on the system and so will the corrupt Republicant’s!
And you can tell just how scary it is because the Clinton/Obummer wing of the corporate Democraps are willing to let the OrangeDufus win rather than support Bernie!
WHY?
And the reason is as simple and as obvious.
With a Bernie win THEY lose power and the corrupt money they take along the way because they hold that power.
The Republicants are in the same boat!
You see, what we have here is THE CORRUPT DEALINGS of both as well as either/or parties: The Democraps and the Republican’ts and they trade back and forth the power so as to keep their corrupt government contracts and money flow.
Bernie is the monkey wrench in the gears of corruption and THAT is why both parties will do whatever necessary to stop Bernie and save THEIR gravy train. EVEN IF HE WINS!
And in the process ………. FUCK YOU MR. AND MRS. AND MISS AND MS. AND YOUR PRONOUN OF CHOICE AMERICA!
Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. Bernie has his own baggage. His total foreign policy record is not to the liking of Tubularsock BUT it is not out of line with what traditional American foreign policy has been …….. complete domination of the world!
No, Bernie’s strength lies in SOCIAL REFORM and fairness within the U.S. boarders.
Medicare4All, the Green New Deal, free public college, universal free child care and always the resounding chorus of “HOW DO WITH PAY FOR THIS?”
We pay for this the exact same way we pay for CONTINUOUS WAR! That’s how.
Ever notice that there is ALWAYS enough to bloat the Pentagon Budget but never enough for child care? Ever wonder why?
Simple answer: there is more profit for the few with WAR than helping the citizen with a chance to live a prosperous life. Think on this! It explains a lot!
NOW.
Even with a Bernie win (if that is even possible in a system of cheats and scoundrels) those who control the power are not going to give up nor are they going to roll over and play dead.
The powerful will stonewall the system BIG-TIME to prevent any changes where they lose power and PROFIT, period!
So IF Bernie does win, it will take those who elected him not to go back to sleep like American voters always do after an election (you know, “let daddy handle it from here”) but to stay active as a mass movement and support the changes needed aggressively.
Like: Shut down the system until it responds to the changes necessary for a free and fair DEMOCRACY!
Stop buying shit until change happens. Remember a loss of profit in this system speaks louder than photos of starving children!
Can this happen? Well, “Tubularsock Has A Dream”, and unlike other dreamers Tubularsock won’t be standing on any motel balconies any time soon.
IN CASED YOU MISSED IT.
Tubularsock realizes that with all this impeachment drama which has only proven that OrangeFuck is as disgusting as we already knew but he just became more obvious to anyone with a brain.
And that his offspring running about on the campaign trail are a great example of what happens when you ejaculate into a jar and have to transfer those sperm into your wife’s vagina because she doesn’t want that “disgusting little thing” shoved into her body.
Well, deformed embryo happen as Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr. PROVE!
THIS IS SCIENCE!
Oh my, Tubularsock if off topic again!
But may Tubularsock add, just that if Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr. aren’t the BEST advertisement for abortion than NOTHING is!
But to the point.
While all this impeachment drama was playing out showing just how well the Republican’ts Party is willing to take it up their asses by bending over in almost unison for Dumps tiny ahhhh, member OTHER things were going on as well.
And Tubularsock has created a quick overview in case you may have missed it.
And as a favor to the non-reader American, Tubularsock has focused on pictures.
“Federally funded school lunches are about to get a lot less healthy”
https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/1/10/18177099/school-lunch-sonny-perdue-healthy-hunger-free-kids
And speaking of oversized PIGS, “Reporter says Mike Pompeo cursed and demanded she (CNN reporter) find Ukraine on a map after interview.”
https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/24/politics/mike-pompeo-interview-ukraine/index.html
And then just a message about on line dating for those who love to live life as a crap shoot.
And finally, Tubularsock just wants to blame the Russians! It is way easier than having to accept that it is the American population that is so fucking gullible! And our two party system are run by oligarchs NOT the citizens AND THE MONEY PROVES IT!
LIKE, WAKE THE FUCK UP, AMERICA!
Oh sure, Tubularsock has many more examples but like any political junkie, Tubularsock lost interest right after “ejaculate into a jar” had been unveiled .
Well isn’t it about time for another conspiracy theory?
Sure it is ……….. 
Barack Obummer has publicly stated that he would do whatever he could to keep Bernie Sanders from getting the Democraps Presidential nomination.
Killery Clinton has cast disparaging comments about Bernie Sanders and would not even venture a position on whether she would support Bernie Sanders if he did the get the Democraps nomination.
NOW REMEMBER they both are taking this stand in the FACE of a TRUMP WIN!
And if these two sleazeballs would not back Bernie Sanders if he got the nomination then what would that tell us about the Corporate Democraps?
A Tubularsock hint: THEY still make lots and lots of money with a Trump win. It is the regular people that lose!
In the final hours of the Iowa Caucus, Bernie Sanders’ momentum was shaping up FOR A WIN. Or at least that was what was reported.
And what is the best way to slow down an exciting and powerful momentum?
A computer glitch?
Huh. Funny that.
The company that was running the count was a company named 
So far so good.
And who is the head of Shadow?
Well, that would be Gerard Niemira who is a veteran of Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign.
And who is on the board of directors of Shadow?
David Plouffe, one of the chief architects of President Barack Obama’s campaigns.
Hmmmm. That Democrap Establishment. Are they at it again?
You remember: Disgraced former DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz has admitted that the DNC rigged the primaries against Bernie Sanders in order to allow their favorite candidate to win. 
And YOU think Dump’s bad!
Well you know conspiracy ……… maybe yes, maybe no.
Tubularsock goes for YES! Those fuckers are at it again!
Tubularsock realizes that there is a wealth of sad stories out there in the big wide wonderful world and this is only one of them but ……. and Tubularsock warns you,
this will bring tears to your eyes and so close to Christmas too!
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is packing her Adidas Santiago Mini Duffel Bag with all her honest news notes she has given out to the press during her time as OrangeDick’s press secretary.
In addition it has taken nine semi trucks with extended trailers to carry away her lying news notes defending the OrangeButterBall.
She is still collecting her near $180,000 salary until she parts, heading out and off of the White House lawn.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the daughter of former Governor of Arkansas Mike Huckabee, a Southern Baptist minister, learned so well about lying, “much like Christ did in the Bible” from her Bible thumping father.
And about “pussy grabbing” as perhaps God dabbled in on the side.
And maybe even thoughts of incest with Ivanka.
Are those “sins” supported by Preacher Huckabee as a “good-loving” Southern Baptist?
Hell, it’s just the way they are! Amen.
The three guiding principles of the Hucksters are lying, grabbing, Incest or THE THREE I’S AS SOUTHERN BAPTIST CALL THEM!
Tubularsock just can’t wait until Sarah’s children become teenagers.
Sarah’s “lying at any cost” activities that she executed so well will crop right up when her kids become teenagers and at that time will bite her on her huge derriere.
Couldn’t happen to a nicer person.
Are you happy yet?
Tubularsock has run through all the major YouTube comedy shows to attempt to find at least ONE laugh that would relieve Tubularsock’s total and complete outrage and disgust about how far down we have come as a nation. WE ARE FUCKED!
The political establishment has created what they believe is credible verbiage to spew to the American public which would make a reality TV show producer puke.
And as a consequence have in reality provided comedy gold for comedians without them having to even add to the joke because the joke is built into the political bull shit!
Then we as a nation, HELL, as a civilization, have passed over the tipping point!
Now not to get sentimental here but there was a time in America where, THE LIE of who we were, as a country was SOLID BULL SHIT.
Not even questioned! ………. but no more. We have reached, as a nation, the DIARRHEA THRESHOLD and there is no going back to SOLID BULL SHIT.
In fact, the shit can’t even hit the fan because it is running over your shoes!
No, WE HAVE ARRIVED!
It is all a big Punch & Judy Show and it’s not even funny, never was really!
Oh sure, there is the sick side of Trump’s “grabbing pussy” and Weiner’s dick bulge sexting but shit most people see it daily on the subway as they step over the homeless.
And the Princess at the ball with Prince charming on her arm just isn’t going to cut it for fucking Hillary & Bill, repulsive both ….. really ….. both of them together don’t equal a 10!
And that poor poor soulless Sarah Huckster Sanders spewing Trump shit right out of her mouth and then licking her lips, reprehensible!
It is pretty sad but her Huckster Bible packing father is at least as wretched as Sarah.
A true family of hypocrisy.
Oh, and sure the Bible tells them to lie. Your know how well Jesus is known for lying, right?
And let Tubularsock NOT go off on domestic and foreign policy because the cast is already fixed into FROZEN BULL SHIT no matter who gets in.
Now an important insight that has to become your standard lens to view our current political dialogue is “I’ve never said that” means one has “said that” and “not to my knowledge” means one is knowledgeable on that subject.
These are just commonplace expressions and meanings and are meant to mean exactly what they mean not what they said.
The confusion comes when people take the statement literally. That is not the way it was meant. Why don’t people just know that reverse is forward?
Once you adapt this “new speak” you’ll have a far better understanding of the political environment you are observing.
It is not new, really!
“I am not a crook!” and “I did not fuck that intern” or something like that ……. brings back memories, Tubularsock knows just how much people wish for the “good old days”.
The major difference between yesterday and today is that yesterday ran on 100% lies and today with Trump we have reached 230% lies and rising.
Tubularsock knows some cynic will question the math ……… fucking free thinker!
But in the reality of reality which is illusion you’ll find that President Orange-Tweet, IS ALL FAKE, so whatever he says is fantasy. It is not fake news because just because it IS fake doesn’t make it news.
And the “news” as we know it, is fantasy which is spoon feed to selective groups of the political spectrum …….. yumm!
And that is done to focus the energy of the populous into the trap of “infighting” so while that keeps them busy few realize that their pocket has been picked.
Case in point: The Republican Tax Break for the rich …….. gosh, didn’t see that coming!
Now! Is there a way out?
Well yes there is and it starts with YOU but we haven’t gone down the rabbit hole far enough yet.
And as Tubularsock says:
So you really want to push ahead with this do you.
Well it has been a daunting task to say the least for Tubularsock but it really is time for each of you to enter
Now Tubularsock knows as well as you do that Americans don’t read. And hence, why should their “leader?”
However, unlike most Americans, Trump can’t read. And even with a Teleprompter he can’t pronounce the words when he does identify them.
So Tubularsock, being a man of the people, is providing an easier way of presenting Trump’s attempt at being President of the United States for your perusal.
A picture is worth 1000 words so 10 pictures would be ….. you do the math!
Now that Tubularsock has provided the basic truth and base line for Donald Trump, let’s move on to a quick overview of Trump’s policy achievements over the past two years.
So maybe we should dip into boarder security and see the way that has developed.
WOW! …………….. ONLY IF WE COULD.
Trump’s foreign policy ability has not been beneficial to the U.S. or the world. Diplomacy is often a matter of trust.
And when it comes to oil prices well …….. don’t slip!
And then with key “trusted” advisors like Stephen Miller, who proves that shit rises to the top of a swamp before it explodes, Trump has cemented his father’s Nazi leanings with his own political myopic retardation.
But really what can you really expect?
Donald Trump’s abilities are built on lies-on-lies and he believes that if he repeats his lies often enough then they’ll come true.
But PROOF’S IN THE PUDDING!
With all the investigations many thing will become much more clear and we’ll all be so much happier!
And rest assured that in the world of a “free” press we’ll soon know EVERYTHING!
Well you’ve made it ……………..
And if you are so inclined, you can put any of these on your Facebook page to impress your friends ……. or not.
Now here is a happy election note for one to play on their Horny-Trumpet!
It appears that Dennis Hof, the Trump-Ass-Hole-Like brothel owner, a true total PIG of a man, won his Nevada’s 36th Assembly District by a LANDSLIDE victory.
And it really shows the depth of intelligence of the Republicans in Nevada’s 36th Assembly District because HE’S DEAD!
Yep, Dennis died three weeks BEFORE the election after his celebrating his 72nd birthday by OVER partying.
But even though he was dead the Republicans in the district voted to have him represent them by 63% of the vote.
Maybe because they are DUMB or maybe because they had voted overwhelmingly for another loser a couple of years back, Donnie Trump.
But there is an argument to be made that the Republican’s in the 36th Assembly District voted for the dead Hof in order not to flip the seat to the Democrats. Which may be a possibility. And this could hold water for Tubularsock except Tubularsock has been in this part of Nevada and brilliance is not a strong suit!
But Tubularsock will give them this; that in the 36th Assembly District they would have been better off electing a rattle snake rather than a gross dead pig!
Now both Dennis and Donnie had a lot in common.
First they BOTH are 72. Hmmm. Maybe that’s a sign.
And second, Dennis wrote a book, “The Art of the Pimp” (Tubularsock is not kidding here) based on Donnie’s “The Art of the Deal”.
Damn they are like brothers! Both FAT, STUPID, and INTELLECTUALLY VOID!
But why should those qualities stand in the way of a Republican?
You see Republicans in this election went ahead and voted in two other Republican candidates that have current Indictments against them.
Rep. Duncan Hunter (R), 50th District of California with a 60-count indictment on felony charges of wire fraud and campaign finance violations.
Rep. Chris Collins (R), 27th District of New York with an indictment on federal insider trading charges.
But hey, crooks have to make a living too! Why not have them represent you in government with their friends.
Once people get an eye opening event with the Trump tax returns …….. will any of the Republicans even take note?
Ok maybe a C-note. It’s par for the Republican mind set.
Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. All this is not to say that the Republicans are the only ones that have dirty laundry.
The Clinton’s are right up there with the Republican criminal element for sure. They all belong to the same social circles and private clubs and even play golf together at times.
And no surprise, the people that AREN’T in those circles are YOU and your friends!
BUT IT’S YOU that pays the price …….. do you get that, yet?
So now we have the dead being elected and the voters with their addresses listed as the local cemetery must be voting for their own kind.
So all this “voter fraud” being bantered around is really only sour grapes because the dead representatives are just being elected by the cemetery crowd and thereby just being supportive of their base!
Ahhhh ………. all’s good with democracy!
Well Tubularsock knows that some of you out there have had to interview for a job sometime in your current life. Right?
And doing that, depending on the position you were attempting to acquire, you had to provide information about your past work experience and perhaps some letters of recommendation showing your past achievements, experience, and character.
And once that was completed you were interviewed and had either been hired or not depending on how well you fit the job culture you wished to enter.
Of course, that was determined by the hiring team and/or boss considering your qualifications.
Pretty common stuff.
How often were you ever hired to do the job AND THEN AFTER you were hired and working at the job, your boss THEN decided to review your past ethics complaints?
You see in normal cases that would have been done BEFORE you got the job.
Well then, you just picked the wrong job!
You see, if you would had gone for being a Justice on the Supreme Court then you would have gotten the job AND THEN your ETHICS would then be looked into by your boss.
Sure it is ass backwards but we are talking government service here NOT A REAL JOB!
Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts Jr. has, according to a letter made public, has stated that he has been asked by the US Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit to transfer at least 15 ethics complaints against Kavanaugh to the 10th Circuit, which is based in Denver and covers six states in the western United States.
To transfer complaints to another circuit is how federal courts in recent years have dealt with high-profile ethics cases.
Judges who ask to transfers these types of complaints do so to avoid conflict-of-interest issues.
So Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed to be on the Supreme Court of The United of America and is presently working AND NOW they are checking on his ETHICS!
Now you know the idiom, “A country of laws not of men” which is bantered around like it really means something. It falls into that “Rule of Law” bull shit so often held up as some kind of sacred screed as it’s explanation runs on ad nauseam.
Usually being preached by some of the slickest criminals in our very own government!
The biggest setback to this entire “Rule of Law” business is that those with money and societal status have a far better chance of getting AROUND the law than a regular citizen and if you’re poor …….. forget it baby!
But even if you forget the poor little rich frat-choirboy Kavanaugh who is just the current special privileged token to get a job on connections alone and view the entire system that we pride ourselves …………. well, if you believe it, you are deceiving yourself.
Whether you realize it or not WE better duck because it is not only Deborah Ramirez that is getting Kavanaugh’s penis waved in her face! Oh sure it’s ok …….. he’s just drunk ……. just close your eyes.
Oh hell, Mitch McConnell has already kissed it!
Tubularsock 