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SAME OLD NEWS REGURGITATED AGAIN!

Well shit! Here Tubularsock is again repeating himself ad nauseam about the state of the American political decay.

It is somewhat overwhelming to witness the depth of the decay yet the ability of this continued dry rot to hold its flimsy structure.

Another marvel of science Tubularsock supposes.

To listen to Dead-Man-Walking Joe Buyden speaking to the United Nations about the destruction that Vlad has unleashed on the Ukraine is breathtaking.

“Russia has shamelessly violated the core tenets of the United Nations charter.” says
Dead – Old – Joe.

But funny that Dead-Old-Joe failed to mention the U.S.’s role in the 20 year war in Afghanistan, or for the wars the U.S. also started in Iraq, Syria, and parts of Africa. Or even our continued rotten treatment of Cuba!

AND REALLY FUNNY THAT HE FAILED TO MENTION THAT NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THE UNITED STATE WOULD HAVE KEPT ITS WORD GIVEN TO RUSSIA.

Even more strange that Russia had believed the U.S.

He didn’t even mention the number of Central and South American election the U.S. has altered overthrowing the PEOPLE’S WILL for a dictator that will go along with the U.S. corporative agenda of stealing natural resources.

You know, “We Are Doing It For Democracy”!

To watch that pompous old fuck chastises other nations while “leading?” the most destructive terrorist nation on earth, The United States of America, is stunning!

But hell, that is all old news ………..

Did you here the great news that Dead-Man-Walking-Joe has continued to build “Trump’s Wall”?

Remember all the consternation over “Trump’s Wall”? Well now, Old Joe is continuing to build it. And not a mention of it by the mainstream presstitutes. Hmmm. Don’t pay attention to the man behind the curtain, Dorthy.

Remember when Trump put children in cages at the boarder? MORE CONSTERNATION! But few realized that Rent-A-Kneegrow-Obummer STARTED that policy while he was in office.

Funny how that works, isn’t it.

And Dead-Ol’-Joe has deported MORE immigrants than Orange-Dump!
Seen any consternation over that policy?

BUT IN TRUTH the power structure has continually framed the question of immigration as to HOW TO STOP the influx of those coming across at the boarder at any particular time.

BUT THE REAL ANSWER has always been hidden.

THE ANSWER TO THE BOARDER CRUSH is simple!
Stop undermining democratic elected governments in Central and South America and let the peoples of each country vote for the government THEY WANT.

Not the government the U.S. wants for them controlled by the U.S. corporate agenda!

In truth, most people at the boarder didn’t want to leave their country but were driven to leave their country because of the U.S. foreign policy that has help to create governments that are run by “approved” dictators or drug lords.

Do remember that the CIA is one of the most prolific illegal drug pushers in the world! So what is good for business is ……. well, good for business. (You don’t believe that the U.S. pulling out of Afghanistan has stopped the CIA’s opium business in the area do you!)

So all that establishment bull shit that immigrants at the boarder want to come to “AMERICA” for a better life is ONLY true because the United States have meddled and help to destroy their country for American control and exploitation.

It has worked for over a hundred years!

Well, just maybe things are about to change.

Imagine U.S. citizens with their pillow cases filled with crucial survival items, cellphones, talking wristwatches, portable TV’s, pressing themselves against the Sacred Border Wall waiting for asylum in Mexico.

Fucking could happen! And perhaps sooner than we think!

But in the meantime Tubularsock will hang low in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker over looking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tour)

It seems just a bit odd ………

How is it that with every mass shooting in the United States of America there is ALWAYS SHOCK which then turns to “our hearts and prayers go out to the victims families” and the political establishment rush out and relay the same old message of “doing something about it”
ONLY TO FALL BACK ASLEEP to be sure that the gun lobby money keeps flowing into their next campaign.

Kind of gives one a suspicion that there is some sort of tried and true plan they are following.
Doesn’t it?

We are a violent society historically. Our country was created by indigenous genocide and we marched across the continent taking other peoples land and fought wars with just about everyone.

Even the Louisiana Purchase, which sounds like a great business deal, was a deal between the U.S. and France. The only issue Tubularsock has with it was the French stole the land themselves.

So, TRUTH BE KNOWN, the Louisiana Purchase was an act of buying stolen property.

Not to mention that the people living in the area were never consulted about THEIR PROPERTY being SOLD.

Big surprise when you wake up in the morning and find out that what you thought was yours ISN’T.

Thank God ……. you don’t have to water the lawn anymore! See, there is always an upside!

So in truth, gun violence is the corner stone of the building of America.

And was enshrined in our Constitution. Even though at the time it was clear that only WHITE MEN would be able wield them.

And our continuous foreign policy has ALWAYS been about MINE’S BIGGER AND BETTER which has only led to the slaughter of millions of innocent victims always in the blood draped covering of FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY!

So what have we created?

YOU ARE LOOKIN’ AT IT!

Every bomb and bullet the U.S. provides to Ukraine RIGHT NOW is just an “over there example” of Uvalde, Texas! Without the up to the minute details.

Every missile system the U.S. provides Taiwan is just another Buffalo, New York in the making just with a bigger payload.

But what the BIG LEARNING that every American citizen has been awakened to (IF YOU WERE PAYING ATTENTION) is according to The US Supreme Court, law enforcement agencies are not required to provide protection to the citizens who are forced to pay the police for their “services.”

Did you get that?

Appears that what the police does do BEST is beat minorities and kill them on a regular basis.

Just a little bit scary, don’t you think?

The trick you may wish to know is the police DO have the legal responsibility to PROTECT YOU if you have been arrested and held in their custody. If not, they are not required to provide protection to the citizens AT ALL! ………. IT’S THE LAW!

So depending what is going down be sure to get arrested BEFORE the shit hits the fan. Ahhh, spread the word.

You see that “What you project” is what you receive back. Little bit scary really if you understand that that is the way all this works.

Good Luck.

Just where does Tubularsock start?

Sitting around Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland, CA things look as weird and fucked up like so many days in the US of America.

If dumbass-dumbness received an award we’d be first in line whether in the realm of political, social, or economic endeavors. Hey! It’s the way we are don’t you know. Gold Medalists!

As you may have noticed WE pulled out of Afghanistan and left them with a pile of shit that we assisted in creating. But 20 years of destruction isn’t enough.

We still can drone them whenever we want ……. that’s the American Way. But we are not responsible for saving them anymore. Not that they ever asked us to do so, remember?

And remember Afghanistan attacked us …….. ahhhh, OH, WE attacked them. That is how WE in the U.S. define democracy. Ain’t that a bitch!

If you remember, the FBI was prevented by the CIA to interfere with the known Saudi undercover agents who later became the 9/11 terrorists. And oddly that not one of the 9/11 terrorists were from Afghanistan. Most were from Saudi Arabia!

So the U.S. attacked Afghanistan. Seems reasonable. Right?

The Saudi Royal Family helped to fund the 9/11 attack and the U.S. attacked Afghanistan! Ahh, right?

And Osama bin Laden was part of a wealthy Saudi family ……… go figure.

And because WE were on such a winning streak WE moved on to attacking Iraq because ahhh, they attacked us. OH YEAH, WE ATTACKED THEM!

But ahhhh, the Saudi Royal Family helped to fund the 9/11 attack so WE attacked Iraq.

Hmmmm, seems like some kind of pattern.

And the U.S. government has done everything it can to get in the way of helping the 9/11 Families from holding Saudi Arabia responsible for suing the Saudis for family loss.

So why change all this solid logic now?

Buydone has signed an Executive Order to allow the $7 billion in frozen Afghan assets to be dispersed between the starving Afghan people and the 9/11 victims.

WOW! Now just why is AFGHANISTAN responsible for this rather than Saudi Arabia? Don’t ask.

And exactly why is the U.S. holding Afghanistan’s money? Simple, after a 20 year occupation of Afghanistan by the U.S., WE left Afghanistan WITHOUT a government!

Now you can’t say that the U.S. isn’t good at what it does best, DESTABILIZATION!

But here is the great irony. The people of Afghanistan ARE STAVING TO DEATH NOW but WE have to follow the LAW.

So, U.S. officials stressed that this is only the beginning of a multi-step, months-long process, which will require actions from the Treasury Department, Federal Reserve and financial institutions that would ultimately administer the funds.

However THE AFGHANISTAN PEOPLE ARE STAVING TO DEATH NOW!

Now we are following the law? Where was that law when WE decided to invade and destroy Afghanistan?

But don’t be scared, last November the U.S. State Department approved its first major arms sale to the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia under U.S. President Joe Buydone with the sale of 280 air-to-air missiles valued at up to $650 million.

Never EVER say that the American people aren’t a caring loving people!

Now by this time reading Tubularsock you regular readers know that pretty much Tubularsock hates just about everyone in the political arena and perhaps most people that inhabit the planet earth.

Tubularsock’s term for this position this time is Universal Egalitarian Loathing (UEL).

And so it goes.

Tubularsock has noticed out of the corner of an extreme left eye squint that we are still living in another Shakespearean Play and we are ALL extreme down stage nearly falling off into the netherworld.

Don’t be scared ……… it’s only a play.

Oh sure our souls are already forever doomed to wander aimlessly in the netherworld
especially if you are a Republican’t or a Democrap so fuck it.

The key give away for Tubularsock that everything is upside-down is that a “vaccine” that by definition is NOT a vaccine is just called a “vaccine” BY nearly EVERYONE even people that know it is not a vaccine but still call it one. WTF?

Another key give away that we live in an upside-down world is that one of our forever wars which had NO VALID reason to exist is now creating havoc because it is said to being ended …………. BUTTTTT.

And the humor level of the Pentagon Generals is just fucking priceless.

Funny how that always works for the Pentagon isn’t it.

The simple reason is that the simple “Intel” the Pentagon uses just isn’t intelligent!
They used the same Intel on 9/11 and you know where that got us.

So to listen to General Milley say (IN PUBLIC), “There was nothing that I, or anyone else, saw that indicated a collapse of [the Afghan] army and this government in 11 days” just shows you that having your head up your ass prevents good intel. Now doesn’t it?

Pentagon confirms major US intelligence OVERSIGHT in Afghanistan!

GENERAL INTELLIGENCE is obviously lacking which is the third example of our upside-down world that we are inhabiting.

OUR intelligence isn’t intelligent ……….. THAT EXPLAINS A LOT!

Now if you remember your Shakespeare it is always the FOOL or JESTER that spills the truth all over the place and all proceeds from there.

And it still holds true today. And who, none other than Donald Trump, could play the FOOL part better? Damn, the boy’s a natural!

You see the FOOL, in Shakespeare is always a bit deranged or mentally-off so as not to get his head chopped off by the king as he slips the TRUTH out for all to hear. And Donnie is perfect in this role and the reaction to this truth is aways shock and dismay.

Perfect! And on top of it HE’S CORRECT! Many FOOLS have found themselves in that position throughout history!

Trump, the scammer of all scammers KNOWS A SCAM WHEN HE SEE IT!

“That sounds to me like a money-making operation for Pfizer,” Trump said. “Think of the money involved. A booster shot, that’s tens of billions of dollars. How good of business is that? If you’re a businessman, you say, ‘You know what? Let’s give them another shot.’ That’s another $10 billion of money coming in. The whole thing is just crazy.”

Especially when one considers that the “Experimental Shot” is sketchy in its own right. You know it doesn’t really protect you from getting or passing Covid plus a complete unknown future of possible health damage to your person which BIG PHARMA CARRIES NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR IF THINGS GO WRONG.

And people are standing in line for this and if they give you a “prize” you risk your life.

That is rich! Shows a TOTAL disrespect to your own body! FUCKING NUTS!

So an upside-down world is just the way it is and rest assured Dorthy, clicking your heels ain’t gonna’ get us out of this mess!

So Tubularsock asked Juliet to dump Romeo and come to the bell tower to smoke some weed and share Biden jokes. Suicide for the sake of love is a bit overrated.

Can we all just, “groove on the rubble”?

DRONE ON TRUMP

 

Now Tubularsock has become aware that an impeachment is really an old concept of the so called “civilized” world.

You know the story: “No one is above the law”. EVERYONE in the political sphere are willing to say that over and over with a straight face.

And yet, rather than look into the offense and totally investigate the charges, the game is to obstruct any just-process for investigating and dodge, using procedural maneuvering to bypass any information and hide it from the American people.

Seems par for the course to Tubularsock.

That is why Tubularsock sees that a more modern procedural process may be in order.

Just what if “A LONE WOLF” with access to drone driving takes out Air Force One on its way back from Mar-a- Lago blowing up Donald AND maybe even Ivanka (you know …. a twofer).

We could be shocked and run around pointing the finger at Iran, Venezuela, or Cuba for starters. OR EVEN the Deep State! (But whatever you do, don’t point a finger at Israel or Saudi Arabia.)

We could all run about saying “WHY?” or “WHAT HAVE WE DONE?” or “ONLY SOMEONE “EVIL’” would do such a thing!

You know, the same old brain dead response from Americans.

And then it would be off to war we go because what better way to abhor violence than to attack and kill …… well, those responsible.

EVEN if we don’t know or can’t prove who that may be it doesn’t really matter.

You remember Iraq, right? Or Afghanistan?

Fifteen of the nineteen 9/11 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia which logically led to war with Iraq and Afghanistan.

So really, extortion, bribery, selling out to a foreign country for personal gain, using a political office to acquire financial gain, lie, cheat, obstruct justice and being Orange with small hands are really only minor qualifications of illegal activities for the Presidency as opposed to WAR CRIMES!

Just maybe Americans just might want to, besides draw and quarter the Orange Wonder, arrest and try Baby Bush and Obomber as well as the Orange Turd for Crimes Against Humanity!

And sure you can toss in fucking Killery and OLD Joe as well!

But that ain’t going to happen so Tubularsock will just have to wait for that Lone Wolf to do what others won’t do.

And please remember hypothetical scenarios ARE NOT threats but are simply wishful thinking of possibilities that could happen.

Tubularsock is not advocating violence toward anyone. But Tubularsock’s sympathy toward a dead rat is not high on Tubularsock’s compassionate scale. Just sayen’.

So how about a rousing chorus of kum ba yah to close.

 

NO MORE WAR!

 

Tubularsock doesn’t get it.

Recently the “Afghanistan Papers” have been released and you know what ………

THE GOVERNMENT LIED!

And what did we learn from the Pentagon Papers and the Viet Nam War?

THE GOVERNMENT LIED!

Save Tubularsock the explanation how shocked we all are!

FUCKKKKKKKKKK!

You have got to be kidding!

EVERY VETERAN who joined up and fought in these wars who have not joined Veterans For Peace are a shame on this country.

Every parent of a slain solider who still believes that their son or daughter died to protect AMERICA is delusional. Fucking WAKE UP!

Your job, NOW, is to go out and scream from the tallest building that this country should not kill anymore of our children in endless wars.

YOU, mom and dad, are responsible for helping to kill your own son or daughter unless you attempted to stop them from joining.

No more of that shit at the airports saying, “thank you for your service”!

The phrase you should be saying is “You are a dumb fuck for believing in this military bullshit ……. you dumb fuck”.

“They met on the battlefield banner in hand.
They looked out across the vacant land.
And they counted the missing, one upon one,
None upon none.
The war it was over before it begun.

Two little kings playing a game.
They gave a war and nobody came.
And nobody came.
And nobody came.
And nobody came.
And nobody came.”
[repeat and fade]
……. The Monkees – “Zor And Zam”

 

 

 

Congresswoman Ilhan Omar — Thank You.

 

Now let Tubularsock get this straight.

OrangeTweet, the brainless wonder, is attempting to promote the idea that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar is somehow tied into 9/11 because she is a Muslim?

And the scum-level of the likes of Half-Aborted-Baby Donnie Jr. and the silly FoxLies & Friends host Brian Kilmeade are making a deal out of Omar’s statement about 9/11 when she said, “Some people did something”?

Well some people did do something! Orange Dump on 9/11 even before the dust cleared said in his charming sensitive way in a WWOR radio interview that because of the twin towers falling HE now had the tallest building in “downtown Manhattan”!

And as to be expected Dump was WRONG even with that! His building wasn’t! No surprise there.

Brian even went as far as questioning whether Omar, a Somali refugee, was “An American first” in her loyalty.

Ilhan Omar was born in 1981.

When Congresswoman Omar was two years old, “some people did something”, Ronald Reagan and his CIA were just starting to arm and train the Mujahadin fighters who morphed later into the Taliban and into Al-Qaeda by 1988.

And on 9/11, “some people did something” by doing NOTHING, and allowed 9/11 to happen!

And “some people did something” with the money backing from the Saudi Royal Family providing funding for the attack and with 15 of the 19 hijackers being Saudi is a major something!

And “some people did something” as in the Saudi Embassy sending two Saudi agents, posing as students, to test airline security prior to 9/11. (FBI reports)

And “some people did something” when Shrub directed his FBI to help put all well connected Saudis on jets and send them out of the U.S. WITHOUT even questioning ANY of them.

WOW! Sure looks to Tubularsock like “some people did something”!

 

 

And now, “some people are doing something” as OrangeTweet and Jared arranged to SELL Saudi Arabia the ability, in the future, to build an atomic bomb!

Ahhhhhhh …….. and Brian Kilmeade is asking if Congresswoman Omar is “An America Firster!” Shitttttt ………..!
Brian was kidding, right?

Oh Tubularsock forgot. Brian and the rest of Foxlies & Friends have their heads up there asses so far that the light of day is still a mystery to them.

And Mike Pompeo is running around worrying about Iran having an atomic bomb which to date they don’t.

But hell, NOW THEY WILL!

And we can thank OrangeDump as “the person that did something”!

And as expected, IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!

It appears that with Dump and Pompeo they will bring about another Pompeii but this time instead of volcanic ash and pumice in the eruption of Mount Vesuvius it will only be an atomic chain reaction!

“America First” Are they fucking NUTS?

THAT is a rhetorical question!

 

 

 

 

TRUMP & SANTA 2018

HALT, the bull shit train!

Every year for decades now NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defense Command, has followed Santa Claus on Christmas Eve as he zips around the world dropping down chimneys delivering presents to GOOD little girls and boys.

Sure he does.

NORAD’s aerospace control includes ensuring air sovereignty and air defense of the airspace of Canada and the United States and is on duty 24/7 three hundred and sixty five days a year EXCEPT September 11, 2001. But hey, who’s counting?

Children are encouraged to call NORAD for information of the location of Santa Claus at any given moment to be told if he’s on track.

And some years some children’s calls are diverted so they also can speak to the President or the First Lady as a political PR stunt.

Michelle Obama answered children’s calls for several years while being First Lady.

And so it goes ………. Melania performed her PR duty just like Michelle and all was well in Christmas land.

And then President Orange-Scrooge took some calls this year as well.

But first he had to close down the government …… HO, HO, HO!

You know, President Orange-Scrooge doesn’t seem to do ANYTHING correctly. Do you know what Tubularsock means?

No?

 

Well let Tubularsock give you this example:

President Orange-Scrooge took a call from a 7 year old child and during the course of the conversation the question of Believing In Santa Claus came up. The child’s response was “yes sir” indicating a belief in the jolly old Claus, when President Orange-Scrooge proceeded with “. . . at 7, it’s marginal, right?”

Now the child didn’t know what marginal meant or what the reference meant so all was good in Christmas land.

But REALLY, a guy who lies ALL THE TIME chooses at that moment to start to “tell the truth” about the existence of Santa Claus …….. REALLY?

Yet there is a much larger point Tubularsock wants you to consider.

And that is the Santa Claus LIE. That should give you pause.

Your parents LIE to you that Santa Claus is REAL!

You can call up your government on a special phone line and be told Santa Claus is REAL!

And think on this ………. THE GOVERNMENT tracks Santa just like they track YOU and that is REAL.

And the President and First Lady tells you Santa Claus is REAL!

AND YOU BELIEVE …………..

So when the times comes when you are told by your parents, your government, and your President and First Lady that Santa Claus is “AN ENEMMY COMBATANT” or an ISIS infiltrator or terrorist sympathizer will you believe THAT as well?

Sure you will!

That is how we got into the Vietnam War, and Afghanistan, Iraq, Syria, and Yemen!
And the citizen’s believed ……….. and that same Santa Lie continues today.

So it would do us all good if President Orange-Scrooge received a huge chunk of “clean-coal” in his Christmas stocking this year.

Maybe he will, if Santa Mueller has anything to say about it!

But unfortunately, OrangeTweet isn’t the only Santa liar out there!

 

AMERICA SCAMMED AGAIN!

As Tubularsock has mentioned before, Donald Trump is the symptom as well as the result of an America that has fallen off the tracks.

Any country that spends its time at war and not at peace is a sick country.

Americans have been willingly led down the primrose path by leaders that really don’t have the general interest of the “people” at heart.

EVERYTHING has been corporatized and that is epitomized by Citizens United!

The very first give away is when something is entitled with the term “Citizens” …… yes, a dead give away!

That ALWAYS means that a real citizen isn’t within a thousand mile radius of the pronouncement.

Now, of course here is a Tubularsock aside: Have you ever wondered what would happen if the poor would form a Corporation?

They could infinitely expand their lifestyle incomes with golden parachutes and fly first class all with smiling politicians bending over backwards with shit eating grins handing out new installments of corporate welfare checks WITHOUT the stigma of getting a hand out from the government!

Rather cool, RIGHT? Or LEFT …….. is there a real difference anymore? Not that Tubularsock has noticed.

Well shit! Another Tubularsock aside! (Can Tubularsock EVER stay on topic?)

Have you noticed that the RIGHT, whatever that is, is ALWAYS being goaded by the fear of “left-thinking”, whatever that is, and the LEFT, whatever that is, is ALWAYS being goaded by the fear of “right-thinking”, whatever that is?

But at the same time the power structure continues its agenda, whatever that is, to the point that if you really stop and look at it ………. something is being directed here without our consent.

For example, every time a poll is taken of the general public’s view about the U.S. going to war a resounding number of American citizens say NO TO WAR!

Yet ………. we have been at war THAT WE HAVE CAUSED for the last fifty plus years!

Oh sure, it’s called another name. You know, like a “Police Action”. That was what the Korean War was called AND IT’S NOT OVER YET!

And we always start the wars by propagandizing the citizens with, ….. “THEY attacked us” ….. as in a Vietnamese Gunboat attacked on an American ship in the Gulf of Tonkin. Then off we go blowing the hell out of Vietnam burning to death hundreds of thousands men, women, and children to SAVE AMERICA!

Only to discover that that incident in the Gulf of Tonkin NEVER HAPPENED!

So much for the “FREE PRESS”! Bull shit in, bull shit out!

And NOW those dangerous Vietnamese that threatened America then are now being sold armaments from our military-industrial-complex! God-Fucking-Bless-America!

Or Afghanistan …… why did we attack Afghanistan?

Oh yeah, Tubularsock remembers now, …….. to get bin Laden. And for what? There is still no proof that bin Laden planned 9/11. And before being attacked the Afghan Government said they’d turn bin Laden over to the U.S. if PROOF was provided that bin Laden was guilty.

But it was easier to bomb them than provide PROOF so seventeen years and still no proof, just continuous war.

And it’s good to remember:

9/11 WAS NOT AN INSIDE JOB!

IT WAS AN OUTSOURCED JOB.

THE U.S. ALWAYS OUTSOURCES IT’S TERRORIST ACTIVITIES!

Oh but the American population has forgotten Afghanistan because it’s now Syria ad nauseam. And Syria has DONE NOTHING to the U.S.! Oh well.

And don’t even get into Africa ……….. we are destabilizing Africa BIGLY but most Americans don’t even know we are there with our military.

And the Imbecile In Chief still thinks Africa is a “Bigly” country!

Which brings us back to Citizens United.

Money = votes and those with the most money = control. That is NOT democracy that is plutocracy and that is what Citizens United has created!

If a corporation is a person then ipso facto a person is a corporation! So just maybe the citizens may want to shift their status.

And hell, it’s cheaper than a sex change!