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This morning Tubularsock arose with this on his mind. It is something so obvious that you’d think at first, “why is it so profound?”

When we came to these shores, and Tubularsock is using “the we” in the pejorative sense here, we came as “an advanced” civilization and looked upon the indigenous peoples as “lessor than”. Something to destroy, control, “educate” and to “save” in God’s name.

And, by jove, with all the destruction our civilization has brought forth onto the indigenous peoples WE still haven’t even learned their basic teaching. WE, the more advanced, the more sophisticated, the more educated missed a fundamental principle to life itself.

How has this transpired?

Well, Tubularsock doesn’t have all day to hash this over really. And you already know. After all, many of you have allowed the education system once again to fill your small children’s minds with that fucking Thanksgiving bullshit AGAIN!

So exactly what about, “WE came and brutally slaughtered “the Indians” and took there shit”, is so difficult to explain to our kids before we gather around with our dysfunctional families in our dysfunctional society and hack up a dead turkey carcass on our dining room table? Seems like a pretty easy thing to do but WE DON’T.

Now the other day Tubularsock happened to see an interview where President Step-en-Fetch-It responded to this young journalist’s questions about WHAT is the “President” doing about the Standing Rock Sioux pipeline protest. And this gutless wonder we call a president says he’s “monitoring the situation”.

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Now exactly what is there to be “monitoring”? And at what point did the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers come up with an oil pipeline that would run through ancient burial grounds of the Sioux and run along and UNDER major water sources?

Which brings us back to where we started. At what point did WE as a civilization FORGET that you don’t foul your water supply?

NO, REALLY. THINK ON IT!

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HILLARY THE LIE

Oka. Let’s get something straight ……… Barack Obama is a shell of a man. He has done what he was told and for it he gets a pension for life and a big ol’ library to throw parties. He also will probably get a nice house in Chicago and speaking gigs with expensive speaking fees. That is the bribery-in-reverse feature of American political fame. The payoff for doing what he was told comes AFTER …

Now Hillary is running about and she is promising to “. . . continue the “progressive” legacy set by Obama”!

OH PLEASE! Obama is as “progressive” as a pile of frozen diarrhea! It’s not going anyplace!

Hillary and Obama are the mask of slavery. The House Nigger and the Corporate Whore all dressed up in Americana!

They both are lies as well as lairs and to watch their sheeple bleat their prase is just disgusting!

Hillary thinks the TPP is PROGRESSIVE ? For whom?

Time out: Progressive: “using or interested in new or modern ideas” (Merriam-Webster)

Just what is new about economic slavery?

Hillary thinks DRONE WARS are progressive? Hillary is a neo-con and neo-con’s think backward so that may explain that but it is NOT progressive it’s called MURDER! “We came, we saw, he’s dead!” to explain American oppression tells it all!

And then Wall Street bailouts? Progressive? If so, then that would put George W. in the progressive camp. She has got to be kidding.

Or how about $12 an hour minimum wage?  ……… progressive? Tubularsock would sure like to hear Hillary answer the question, “Could you live on $12 an hour, Hillary?” But she doesn’t have to because sucking Wall Street is profitable!

And who can forget “women issues”. Is Bill’s sexual predator raping fest a “progressive” view? THAT IS JUST SAD.

No Hillary is just the face of corrupt capitalism and like Obama, looks are deceiving.

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All in all what is about to happen in the United States is that due to continued American Stupidity, Step-an-Fetch-It Black Wall Street Slave Boy will be replaced with a White Wall-Street-Whore with her Pimp. And then business as usual.

Now does Tubularsock really care?

Nah ……….. it’s natural folks.

FROM DECAY TO DESTRUCTION!

NOW THAT IS SOMETHING TUBULARSOCK CAN GET BEHIND.

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Tubularsock has always been impressed with the Clintons and their ability to lift themselves up from the “lower-classes” and out sleaze the political-sleaze-balls that sleaze about Washington, D.”Ceaze”.

And one of the great scams going down is the Clinton Foundation. If you want something “fixed” or say a hefty government contract, or a couple well used whores that Bill lost interest in, well the Clinton Foundation is the place to shop.

And what is great is that even Chelsea got a job there. Sweet.

None of the Clintons  draw a salary from the foundation that just wouldn’t seem right, right? But they do enjoy first-class flights paid for by the foundation. And they do set up their “friends” with high paying jobs.

According to nonprofit experts the Clinton Foundation spends far below the 75 percent rate of spending that  a good charity should spend on its mission. The bulk of it spending centers on administration, travel, and salaries and bonuses, with the fattest payouts going to family friends.

Charity Navigator, which rates nonprofits, last year refused to rate the Clinton Foundation because its “atypical business model . . . doesn’t meet our criteria.”

Charity Navigator put the foundation on its “watch list,” which warns potential donors about investing in problematic charities.

So it appears that influence peddling is just part of the Clinton Foundation …………

But the real advantage for Tubularsock, if people fail to recognize Hillary Clinton for what she really is and vote her into the White House, is it will make Tubularsock’s task much easier. All Tubularsock will have to do is check the “donation” schedule of the Clinton Foundation and know just where American foreign policy is headed. Easy!

For example, while Hillary was secretary of state, she signed off on a deal that allowed a Russian government enterprise to control one-fifth of all uranium producing capacity in the United States. Rosatom, the Russian company, acquired a Canadian firm controlled by Frank Giustra, a friend of Bill Clinton’s and member of the foundation board, who has pledged over $130 million to the Clinton family charity.

And you have been led to believe that Russia is our enemy ………… silly people!

Nothing to see here folks, move along, move along ………..

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You know, Tubularsock has dusted off his resume and decided to send it on to Tubularsock’s Uncle Vinnie.

Uncle Vinnie is in the future capitalist adjustment business (FCAB). A very respected business model that has been around for years and has been sanitized by Wall Street. In its early years it was known as loan-sharking, a cumbersome name, indeed. 

FCAB sounds way more classy than loan sharking and it doesn’t involve fish. But perhaps slime.

Now there was once upon a time when a “conflict-of-interest” was considered something that a respectable person would avoid to the point of “stepping aside” in a court case or in a regulatory situation where this respectable person may be viewed as possibly having an advantage in the outcome of the court case or regulatory situation.

Well old fashioned ideas have been set aside today for a multitude of reasons the primary reason being, there are no longer any “respectable people” left. At least on this planet. And greed and power is the life blood which makes this country GREAT! (Haven’t you heard?)

So realizing all of this Tubularsock contacted Uncle Vinnie and asked if Tubularsock could be placed into a respected position in the “family” business. Tubularsock felt it was time to dust off his Sicilian heritage …… Ciao amici !

And that is why Tubularsock is now CEO of TUBULARSOCK CORRUPTION SERVICES, LIMITED.

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Well, your first question is ……..

Exactly, who does TCS,Ltd. represent?

This information can not be divulged to outsiders but Tubularsock will share this only with YOU. Seriously ………. look in the mirror, YOU! (make sure no one else is in the mirror)

Hillary Clinton is one of our favorite clients.

As you know HC is running for office of something or other.

Every major defense contractor in the U.S. has given The Clinton Foundation hundreds of millions of dollars while she was Secretary of State.

Hell, while Hillary Clinton was Secretary of State, her department approved $165 billion worth of commercial arms sales to 20 nations whose governments had given money to The Clinton Foundation. Plus a further $151 billion of separate Pentagon-brokered deals for 16 of those countries!

And the Secretary of State oversee which defense contractor get government contracts for defense projects.

EVERY defense contractor who donated money to the Clinton Foundation received billions of dollars in defense contacts.

But in truth it’s the “bag-man” that arranges those transaction and that is where TCS,Ltd. steps into this financial-food-chain.

And the “bags” don’t exist any longer because TCS,Ltd. uses computers. Sure Uncle Vinnie is nostalgic but Fanculo tutti !

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And just to add profit to profit TCS,Ltd. also handles all of Hillary’s Wall Street speeches as well.

And Hillary has spoken very little but TCS,Ltd. charges Wall Street by the word and as you know words COST!

For example, Golden-Sacks, oop!, sorry Goldman Sachs paid Hillary $225,000 for ONE speech in 2013. But really, that was only about $83 a word. Cheap if you ask Tubularsock. And on Tubularsock’s suggestion “Ladies and Gentlemen” and “Thank You And Good Evening” were free. It was kind of like a perk.

Adding in Morgan Stanley, Goldman Sachs, Deutsche Bank and UBS all together Hillary hauled in $3.15 million in 2013 for just talking to them.

But with TCS,Ltd. at the helm the money ball keeps rolling into 2014, 2015 and 2016.

The tech sector has put up over $3.2 million dollars to hear Hillary’s golden words at about $307.00 a word.

And Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce and TD Bank both primary sponsors in the promoting of the controversial Keystone XL pipeline has paid Hillary $1.6 million for eight speeches in 2014 and 2015.

And Hillary earned at least $2.7 million from speeches at companies backing the trade promotion authority (TPA ) for “fast tracking” trade deals.

Surprisingly EVEN the maimed-stream-media was forced to ask Hillary whether she felt that taking all this money from these banks and companies was a “possible” CONFLICT OF INTEREST.

Hillary said: “No”.

And that was it, folks. FULL AND FAIR COVERAGE!

So with a clean slate and the March To The White House underway Tubularsock should soon be getting a huge CEO bonus for manning the turbulent ship that is TCS,Ltd.

And as Uncle Vinnie always says: Ricordate la vostra famiglia e rispettare la vostra madre o ti ammazzo!

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Well Tubularsock has decided today to think inside the box. You know, like “they” think. How can one figure out how in the fuck “they” think inside the box without taking time to “wear their moccasins” and get inside the box too?

Now looking over the recent general news cycle to see if anything was of interest to Tubularsock the story of Why Does ISIS drive Toyota pick-ups came into focus. Talk about fascinating up to the minute coverage of the maimed-stream-media!

Admittedly Tubularsock answered that question in the obvious way and the answer that Tubularsock came up with was because the Toyota Dealership in Turkey was having a NOTHING DOWN, NO CREDIT CHECK, LOW APR DRIVE OUT THE DOOR GIGANTIC EXTRAVAGANZA Toyota Pick-up sale. Just what other answer could there be?

Toyota stopped all deliveries to Syria in 2012.

The second thought that Tubularsock pondered was …… who wants to know and why?

It’s a “free” world, right? So every time you see a YouTube Video of ISIS they are driving in a long column of Toyota pick ups with ISIS members hanging off of them like a crowded Miss America float.

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Some would see that as a perfect drone attack opportunity but for some odd reason the American Military doesn’t seem to notice. (Though Wedding Parties seem to be their target of choice.)

The Russian Military has noticed this target opportunity and in just the last week or so the Russians have killed more terrorist in Syria than the U.S. has in the past two years!

So is the U.S. conducting a “War on Terror” or what? (you know the answer)

So where has all this questioning of ISIS and Toyota pick-ups come from and why?

According to the German Economic News “ Senior US officials have contacted the automobile company Toyota in connection . . .” with the question of ISIS procurement and use of Toyota’s product.

Toyota’s public relations director of Toyota, Ed Lewis stated it’s not Toyota’s fucking problem or in HIS own words, “Toyota maintains strict rules, which provide no way for those cars” to be used for terrorist activities but Toyota has “. . . no possible way to control the resale of the cars”.

According to Mark Wallace, a former US ambassador to the United Nations, and the CEO of the Counter Extremism Project, a group specializing in tracking terrorist finance channels states, “ISIS has used these vehicles in order to engage in military-type activities, terror activities, and the like . . . but in nearly every ISIS video, they show a fleet – a convoy of Toyota vehicles and that’s very concerning to us.”

Wallace believes that Toyota should do more to investigate and disclose the illegal channels that are used by ISIS and to put in place regulations that would “. . . make sure we don’t see videos of ISIS using Toyota trucks in the future”.

It is odd to Tubularsock that a guy who is CEO of a company that gets paid for specializing in tracking terrorist finance channels is expecting a car company to spend its time doing more to investigate and disclose the illegal finance channels.

Hey Mark! That’s not their job ……….. That’s your job, dude!

Come to find out that it is the U.S. Treasury that were asking the questions about where all these fleets of Toyotas were coming from and who was responsible for supplying them to ISIS.

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As you know the United States Department Of The Treasury is in Washington, D.C. and one of their many responsibilities is to “. . . identify and target the financial support networks of national security threats …”.

So somebody in the USDT sitting behind a gray metal desk in the basement of the Treasury said one Tuesday morning:

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“Don’t interrupt me William, I’m on the new financial porn site!”                   

“Again?”

“Man, have you seen what she does with derivatives?”                                                                      

“Will you get off that asset market, and listen!”

“What?”

“Where does ISIS get all those Toyota pick ups?”

“Man-o-man William. Do you think it is an underground cell or something?”

“Well let’s ask, Sam!”

According to ABC: “U.S. counter-terror officials have asked Toyota, the world’s second largest auto maker, to help them determine how ISIS has managed to acquire the large number of Toyota pick-up trucks and SUVs seen prominently in the terror group’s propaganda videos in Iraq, Syria and Libya.”

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LATER IN THE SAME CITY

Someone in the United States State Department just coming off a coffee break just a few blocks away from Treasury.

“Jim, just sent another 43 Toyota pick ups to the Free Syrian Army.”

“Great!”

“You know Harold,  they are a regular staple of our “non-lethal aid to the Syrian rebels, right?”

“Yeah, Oubai Shahbander, the Washington-based advisor to the Syrian National Coalition told us that, ‘“Specific equipment like the Toyota Hiluxes are what we refer to as force enablers for the moderate opposition forces on the ground. The US-supplied pickups will be delivering troops and supplies into battle. Some of the fleet will even become battlefield weapons . . .”’.(PRI)

“You know Jim, the British have also supplied a large number of Toyota vehicles to terrorists fighting inside Syria as well.”

“Yeah Harold, standard protocol.”

*****  “Of course, the trucks didn’t materialize in Syria. They originated outside of Syria and were brought in, and in great numbers, with the explicit knowledge and/or direct complicity of the US and its regional allies. Asking Toyota where the US State Department’s own trucks came from is another indication of just how lost US foreign policy, legitimacy, and credibility has become.” (Tony Cartalucci, Global Research 10/9/15) *****

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A MONTH LATER BACK AT TREASURY 

“William, did you ever get any answer to the ISIS/Toyota problem?” Treasury assets

“Sam, don’t interrupt me I’m on the derivatives porn site, dude.”

“Oh, sorry ………”

AND AMERICA CONTINUES ITS WAR OF TERROR.

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You know, every once in a while people come up to Tubularsock and say, “Tubularsock, why is the world so fucked up?”

Now first, the fact that they call out Tubularsock’s name alerts Tubularsock that they are addressing Tubularsock specifically. And that is satisfying because it tells Tubularsock that these people that say, “Tubularsock, why is the world so fucked up  . . .” are putting their question to someone who KNOWS the answer.

That alone should give YOU a huge sense of relief. Do you feel better just knowing that? Tubularsock does.

In their annual survey, Win/Gallup International found that the United States is considered the number one “greatest threat to peace in the world today” by people across the globe.

That was the findings from their End Of Year (2013) survey that has been conducted every year for 37 years. And they do this survey according to Win/Gallup International because “this survey is compelling and is undisputedly the world’s first and longest global survey of its kind”.

But funny thing. That survey was so compelling that after the 2013 survey conclusion that the United States was the number one threat to world peace Win/Gallup International decided (after 37 years) to no longer conduct that survey. Which just goes to show you that if it’s Climate Change information, the Fukuyama Nuclear Disaster, or War Findings the best way to improve the truth is to NOT REPORT ON IT ANYMORE. Ahhh, now that’s settled.

1. Now the reason the United States has found itself in this situation is not because when it comes to arm sales the U.S. stands head and shoulders plus a head and shoulders plus a head above all other nations in the world. In fact, in 2010 fucking Obomber approved a 60 BILLION DOLLAR weapons deal with that sick and deranged Saudi dictatorship, the biggest arms sales in U.S. history!

2. Nor could it be because when 111 nations of the world called for the BAN on the use of the cluster bomb the United States would not sign the treaty and then proceeded to sell cluster bombs to the Saudis and supported their use of them against the population of Yemen!

“Obama has himself previously planted and detonated banned cluster bombs in crowded civilian areas of Yemen and killed several times more civilians, including some 21 children and 5 pregnant women, than were killed in the Boston Bombing.” (Robert Barsocchini, 5/3/15 Washington’s Blog)

Just think of the above statement when you watch Obomber sing Amazing Grace in front of that congregation in Charleston for Rev. Clementa Pinckney. And when he talks of those who “terrorize and oppress”. If that congregation had had any intelligence at all they would have gotten up and walked out on that mother fucker but oh no, they all “did their duty” oblivious to the baby killer they were singing with …….. shame on them, shame!

3. Nor could it be that the United States is the only country in the United Nations that will not ratify The United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child which is a human rights treaty which sets out the civil, political, economic, social, health and cultural rights of children.

The reason is because it forbids both the death penalty and life imprisonment for children!

During his 2008 campaign for President, then-Senator Obomber described the failure to ratify the Convention as “embarrassing” and promised to review the issue. And now it’s 2015 and well, ahhh.

No none of the above are reasons why the world believes that the United States is the number one threat to world peace. bell alarm

The reason is because we ARE the number one threat to world peace.  And we as a people are delusionally sound asleep to ourselves.

But as things move along as things do it is painfully becoming obvious that it is doubtful that our institutions can pull America out of its trough. 

In fact if you really look at the truth of “our?” Congress and “our” President you will quickly realize that “our” own government is AT WAR WITH US!

According to Gallup only 8% of the American public have any faith in Congress!

A huge number of American citizens believe that the government is no longer serving its own  people.

And as Senator Jeff Sessions, one of the 39 Senators who voted against the TPP deal, stated, “They won the vote, but lost the trust of the American people . . . It is remarkable that so much energy has been expended on advancing the things Americans oppose, and preventing the things Americans want.”

And the amazing thing about all this is NOT GRACE but the fact that what we have as a so called leader is an empty, pathetic, sad example of a man that has no grace at all and that is sadly amazing.

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