Archive for April, 2021

Well, what can Tubularsock say?

Today Tubularsock, once again, is sitting in Tubularsock’s corner office on the very top floor of Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington, DC from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tour)

AND as Tubularsock often does when he is composed with his feet crossed upon the top of his massive well used desk, Tubularsock reads government reports. How fun is THAT, right?

Anyway reading the newly released “Capitol Riot Time Line” which is redundant for anyone who understands why we as a country are so ill prepared for any kind of emergency.

It is the perfect cookie cutter example of why Russia and China are so far ahead of the fumbling idiots we call our “government”.

Remember way back in the “Way-back Machine” how it took the “Government” to act to defend the country on 9/11? EVEN AFTER or come to think about it, BECAUSE OF the Air Force’s decision to send defensive jets in the wrong direction to confront the “incoming” jet liners. That had already hit the Trade Towers.

Well, as Tubularsock always has said, “Who needs Terrorist when you have the United States Government standing in for them?”

Anyway, the funniest information produced to date in the “Capitol Riot Time Line” is this:

“3:37pm the Pentagon sent its own security forces to guard the homes of defense leaders. No troops had yet reached the Capitol.

. .. the first contingent of 155 Guard members were at the Capitol. . . Dressed in riot gear, they began arriving at 5:20 p.m.”

Now stop and reread this bit of information.

THE NATIONAL CAPITOL WAS UNDER siege and the military sent “security forces to guard the homes of defense leaders”, but didn’t arrive at the NATIONAL CAPITOL for nearly 2 hours later!

Ahhh, priorities.

And people ask, haven’t we won the war in Afghanistan, YET?

But don’t fret because we clearly lost that war in Vietnam but after all that death and destruction we NOW sell arms to the Vietnamese Government. Oh my, that was an Obummer idea.

You see “WE” have to counter our evil enemy, CHINA!

You remember China, right?

The Chinese ARE ALWAYS ON THE BRINK of war with us so we sell arms to the tune of $1.8 BILLION to Taiwan because China is a threat to China? Oh my, that was a Dump idea. Well, and extended idea that we have been engaged in “forever”!

Dump can’t formulate ideas unless it would be a gold statue of himself with huge hands!

And the EVIL CHINA that we have to be afraid of and just CAN’T TRUST we have economic contractual ties with and a trade deficit of $540 BILLION mainly due to OUR CONSTANT NEED of computers and accessories, cell phones, and apparel and footwear.

Damn Chinese! Making us buy all that stuff! And they are our dangerous enemy! Can you imagine the trade deficit if they were our friends?

AND ON TOP OF THAT there is ALWAYS RUSSIA!

From the beginning of Tubularsock’s birth last century, Tubularsock has been told that RUSSIA was the scary enemy that will kill the Easter Bunny and CRUSH Christmas and bring the dreaded COMMUNISM right into Tubularsock’s kitchen!

No really, they even had films about it ………… AND THE BOMB!

To date with a projected end date of 12/21 the U.S. still buys the RD-180 (РД-180, Ракетный Двигатель-180, Rocket Engine-180 which is a rocket engine designed and built in Russia to supply the U.S. space program.

When the U.S. placed sanctions on Russia for the annexation of the Crimean peninsula in 2014, U.S. lawmakers banned the use of the Russian engines but then had to partially lift the ban when they discovered just how much the United Launch Alliance (ULA) space contractor’s relied on the Russian-built engine for lifting our rockets into space.

Remember this is our EVIL ENEMY of all time!

And yet, on the flip side, U.S. businesses have invested $9.2 billion in Russian companies.
Some U.S. brands have operations in Russia, including McDonald’s, Ford and ExxonMobil.

McDonald’s has opened hundreds of restaurants in OUR EVIL RUSSIAN ENEMY CITIES since 1990.

HOW CAN THIS BEEEEEEE ……… are you scared yet?

Sooooo, somebody is filling we citizens with a bill of goods that DOES ADD UP but only for the huge amount …. FUCKING HUGE AMOUNT ….. of money that flows into the military-industrial-complex AND WE PAY FOR IT!

But real health care for we citizens or maybe someday a fifty cent stimulus check?

OHHHHHHHH dear, where could we find the money?

Oh, pass the ammunition. We can ALWAYS “SHELL” out for that!

Now it is difficult to find an ultimate hypocrisy in our world of hypocrisy but Tubularsock just has to say that Bill Clinton being ask by Vice President Kamala Harris to engage in a CONversation about “empowering women” has to take the cake!

The occasion for this SUCK IT moment was the grifters paradise, Clinton Global Initiative along with Howard University’s Empowerment Of Women Conference.

And of all people to ask “how to empower young girls and women” is Bill Clinton!

Got to admit, Tubularsock would understand if the focus of the conference was how to avoid predatory sexual deviates calling Bill in may be advantageous BUT EMPOWERMENT?

But the best that boy could do would be to advise, “spit it out!”

Seriously ……… the guy who pal’d around with Jeffery Epstein on his island and jet and who was accused of rape by Juanita Broaddrick as well as Leslie Millwee accusing Clinton of sexually assaulting her three times and Paula Jones accusing Clinton of exposing himself to her as well as sexually harassing her. THIS GUY!

AND then there was Kathleen Willey accusing Clinton of groping her without her consent. THAT GUY?

Or the consensual extramarital relationships with Gennifer Flowers and the famous blow job by Monica Lewinsky!

THIS IS THE GUY Kamala Harris asked to speak about Girl and Women Empowerment?

Tubularsock has had several feminist activist friends that were so “excited” about “our first woman Vice President of “color”. But it is not color or gender but integrity they should have been looking at! And when it comes to integrity, Kamala just didn’t just miss the boat she’s missed the entire fucking dock!

THE FUN SIDE OF DOOMSDAY

Posted: April 1, 2021 in Uncategorized

Tubularsock once again finds himself sitting in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tour)

Leadership is not only at the lowest point in peoplekind’s history but we are rapidly rushing like a bat out of hell only to discover that “going back to normal” is hyper regression to doomsday.

What a wonderful time in the history of peoplekind.

Buydone has bombed Syria to show them that HIS shriveled up old limp dick is not much bigger than the Orange Dump’s.

So nobody seemed too impressed by the action even though it is just another war crime committed by the “Leader of the Free World”!

Tubularsock can not help but laugh at that title …. the height of bravado horse shit!

And getting out of Afghanistan just won’t happen right away regardless of our signed agreements.

Do you believe the Generals jack off to Afghan Hip-Hop?

So thank God that we are back to the mass shootings as the pastime for America!

It has passed baseball as the national sport.

Oh, and be sure to send out all those prayers and cares to the dead and their families.

But don’t fret, there’ll be more.

IT’S THE AMERICAN WAY!

And wow all that bitching and moaning about Amazon and Jeff’s evilness.

OH PLEASE!

You don’t like Jeff Bezos fucking you up your ass?

THEN STOP BUYING FROM AMAZON!

You could stop him in his tracks but that would mean you’d have to stop buying from Whole Foods. Stop buying from Amazon.

STOP BUYING!

But “I NEED THE STUFF”.

Every time you buy from Bezos YOU help him keep his workers in wage slavery and pathetic health care.
So you see, YOU are supporting Jeff.

STOP IT!

Tubularsock stopped buying from Amazon and Whole Foods years ago and haven’t looked back.

So could you …… make it a lifestyle choice and then tell your friends to do the same.

THE ONLY way change comes to THIS system is not by protesting in the streets or signing petitions but by causing economic harm to corporate business.

THE ONLY WAY TO PROTEST CAPITALISM IS TO NOT BUY!

And when that becomes significant you’ll see rapid change in the corporate order of things!

IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BE HEARD LOUD AND CLEAR.

And now, let Tubularsock not leave you in despair over the state of worldwide affairs with this bit of Tubularsock wisdom.

Correcting YOUR consciousness changes ALL consciousness.
IT’S AN INSIDE JOB.

WELL THERE IS ALWAYS THIS AS A POSSIBILITY!