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Congresswoman Ilhan Omar — Thank You.

 

Now let Tubularsock get this straight.

OrangeTweet, the brainless wonder, is attempting to promote the idea that Congresswoman Ilhan Omar is somehow tied into 9/11 because she is a Muslim?

And the scum-level of the likes of Half-Aborted-Baby Donnie Jr. and the silly FoxLies & Friends host Brian Kilmeade are making a deal out of Omar’s statement about 9/11 when she said, “Some people did something”?

Well some people did do something! Orange Dump on 9/11 even before the dust cleared said in his charming sensitive way in a WWOR radio interview that because of the twin towers falling HE now had the tallest building in “downtown Manhattan”!

And as to be expected Dump was WRONG even with that! His building wasn’t! No surprise there.

Brian even went as far as questioning whether Omar, a Somali refugee, was “An American first” in her loyalty.

Ilhan Omar was born in 1981.

When Congresswoman Omar was two years old, “some people did something”, Ronald Reagan and his CIA were just starting to arm and train the Mujahadin fighters who morphed later into the Taliban and into Al-Qaeda by 1988.

And on 9/11, “some people did something” by doing NOTHING, and allowed 9/11 to happen!

And “some people did something” with the money backing from the Saudi Royal Family providing funding for the attack and with 15 of the 19 hijackers being Saudi is a major something!

And “some people did something” as in the Saudi Embassy sending two Saudi agents, posing as students, to test airline security prior to 9/11. (FBI reports)

And “some people did something” when Shrub directed his FBI to help put all well connected Saudis on jets and send them out of the U.S. WITHOUT even questioning ANY of them.

WOW! Sure looks to Tubularsock like “some people did something”!

 

 

And now, “some people are doing something” as OrangeTweet and Jared arranged to SELL Saudi Arabia the ability, in the future, to build an atomic bomb!

Ahhhhhhh …….. and Brian Kilmeade is asking if Congresswoman Omar is “An America Firster!” Shitttttt ………..!
Brian was kidding, right?

Oh Tubularsock forgot. Brian and the rest of Foxlies & Friends have their heads up there asses so far that the light of day is still a mystery to them.

And Mike Pompeo is running around worrying about Iran having an atomic bomb which to date they don’t.

But hell, NOW THEY WILL!

And we can thank OrangeDump as “the person that did something”!

And as expected, IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!

It appears that with Dump and Pompeo they will bring about another Pompeii but this time instead of volcanic ash and pumice in the eruption of Mount Vesuvius it will only be an atomic chain reaction!

“America First” Are they fucking NUTS?

THAT is a rhetorical question!

 

 

 

 

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IT’S NUTS – REST IN PEACE

You know, there is nothing new about knowing that the world we live in is BAT SHIT CRAZY.

It really amazes Tubularsock that we as a species has survived this long. And sure, Tubularsock isn’t expecting it to last much longer because once the bees and the butterflies go under the only pollination that will take place is humans pissing on plastic flowers and proclaiming that it’s working!

Oh well.

We listen to Fuckless-Orange-Dump tell us that Kim Jong Un had nothing to do with the torture and death of Otto Warmbier and that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman did not order the chopping up of journalist Jamal Khashoggi.

Fuckless-Orange-Dump IS REALLY that stupid!

But that doesn’t really tell you just how low this all can go. You’d better be seated for this one!

World’s Top Bridge Player Flunks Drug Test

Geir Helgemo, the No. 1 bridge player in the world, has been suspended after failing a drug test at a tournament in Orlando last fall.

What the fuck?

Yep, somebody has the job of testing card players for drug use. And the drugs found were NOT “. . . performance enhancing in bridge.”

So why?

Because the Bridge Federation belongs to the International Olympic Committee and adheres to World Anti-Doping Agency rules.

AND RULES ARE RULES even if they don’t apply to the circumstances!

Seems strange to Tubularsock that when it comes to torture and murder, which do break some laws themselves, they are held to a lower “legal” standard than Bridge and unlike Bridge the level of compliance is just a bit lax.

But Bridge competition is well protected! Feel safer?

And rest assured that insanity in an insane world is “normal”.

Rest in peace.

TRUMP NOWHERE WALL— END OF THE LINE

 

Here’s a question for you America First Lovers. As OrangeTweet continues to promote a useless and limited wall to nowhere, Russia, India and Iran are working toward a 7,200-km long lane mixing sea and rail routes essentially linking the Indian Ocean with the Persian Gulf through Iran and Russia and further on down the road, to Europe.

The Japanese are looking toward a revamped Trans-Siberian Railway to improve trade connections with Russia and China. This too will help tie North and South Korea and Vietnam into closer economic ties as well.

There is no invasion here. No military attacks on sovereign countries or military bases being forced on any of them from the outside.

Just maybe that American Imperialism isn’t looking so good and the fact that we are losing on every front may mean that the U.S. is doing something drastically WRONG!

You know, if you really have something beneficial to offer, people will gravitate toward it. Not fight it. They’ll steal it!

Interesting that China and Russia are putting huge sums of money into infrastructure while we keep dumping huge sums of money into military exploits.

And on top of that the “best” plan is an ego-wall for the emperor!

The times have reversed …….. the end of the Han Dynasty in America?

 

THE SHIT IS THE SHINOLA

 

Are you happy yet?

Tubularsock has run through all the major YouTube comedy shows to attempt to find at least ONE laugh that would relieve Tubularsock’s total and complete outrage and disgust about how far down we have come as a nation. WE ARE FUCKED!

The political establishment has created what they believe is credible verbiage to spew to the American public which would make a reality TV show producer puke.

And as a consequence have in reality provided comedy gold for comedians without them having to even add to the joke because the joke is built into the political bull shit!

Then we as a nation, HELL, as a civilization, have passed over the tipping point!

Now not to get sentimental here but there was a time in America where, THE LIE of who we were, as a country was SOLID BULL SHIT.

Not even questioned! ………. but no more. We have reached, as a nation, the DIARRHEA THRESHOLD and there is no going back to SOLID BULL SHIT.

In fact, the shit can’t even hit the fan because it is running over your shoes!

No, WE HAVE ARRIVED!

 

It is all a big Punch & Judy Show and it’s not even funny, never was really!

Oh sure, there is the sick side of Trump’s “grabbing pussy” and Weiner’s dick bulge sexting but shit most people see it daily on the subway as they step over the homeless.

And the Princess at the ball with Prince charming on her arm just isn’t going to cut it for fucking Hillary & Bill, repulsive both ….. really ….. both of them together don’t equal a 10!

And that poor poor soulless Sarah Huckster Sanders spewing Trump shit right out of her mouth and then licking her lips, reprehensible!

It is pretty sad but her Huckster Bible packing father is at least as wretched as Sarah.
A true family of hypocrisy.

Oh, and sure the Bible tells them to lie. Your know how well Jesus is known for lying, right?

And let Tubularsock NOT go off on domestic and foreign policy because the cast is already fixed into FROZEN BULL SHIT no matter who gets in.

 

Now an important insight that has to become your standard lens to view our current political dialogue is “I’ve never said that” means one has “said that” and “not to my knowledge” means one is knowledgeable on that subject.

These are just commonplace expressions and meanings and are meant to mean exactly what they mean not what they said.

The confusion comes when people take the statement literally. That is not the way it was meant. Why don’t people just know that reverse is forward?

Once you adapt this “new speak” you’ll have a far better understanding of the political environment you are observing.

It is not new, really!

“I am not a crook!” and “I did not fuck that intern” or something like that ……. brings back memories, Tubularsock knows just how much people wish for the “good old days”.

The major difference between yesterday and today is that yesterday ran on 100% lies and today with Trump we have reached 230% lies and rising.

Tubularsock knows some cynic will question the math ……… fucking free thinker!

But in the reality of reality which is illusion you’ll find that President Orange-Tweet, IS ALL FAKE, so whatever he says is fantasy. It is not fake news because just because it IS fake doesn’t make it news.

And the “news” as we know it, is fantasy which is spoon feed to selective groups of the political spectrum …….. yumm!

And that is done to focus the energy of the populous into the trap of “infighting” so while that keeps them busy few realize that their pocket has been picked.

Case in point: The Republican Tax Break for the rich …….. gosh, didn’t see that coming!

Now! Is there a way out?

Well yes there is and it starts with YOU but we haven’t gone down the rabbit hole far enough yet.

And as Tubularsock says:

“When The Mirror
Is In Place
You’ll See
Your Folly.”

 

THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF 2018

 

Well a fucking HO-HO-HO to everyone.

Another year is closing and world peace and goodwill toward men is headed for the exit.

The Government is shut down.

The Stock Market is headed toward the depths of hell.

The Congress is not willing to throw 5 billion on blocks to build “The Wall”.

The Orange-Child is kicking, pouting, and tweeting about …. whatever.

And it is business as usual in good old Amerikkka.

For Tubularsock it is that happy time of year when total strangers yell out “Merry Christmas”, or the much more PC, “Happy Holidays” to you.

Of course, Tubularsock yells back …… “Same to ya fella, and so’s your mother.”

 

And Tubularsock’s favorite Christmas past time, sitting on a bench and watching people ladened with gaily colorful packages stepping over the homeless in order to get home with their happy treasures to share in Christmas cheer BEFORE the credit card bills arrive.

 

Well hell, they gave 20 bucks to a food bank what else can one do?

So with total optimism Tubularsock faces 2019 because we can all hope that it can get worse which then will make all this current shit become, “The Good Old Days”!

 

THE TRUMP TREATISE IN TEN THOUSAND WORDS!

 

So you really want to push ahead with this do you.

Well it has been a daunting task to say the least for Tubularsock but it really is time for each of you to enter

The Tubularsock Country Club Of Knowledge, “where knowledge is fun and fun is knowledge and where failure is a learning experience”.

Now Tubularsock knows as well as you do that Americans don’t read. And hence, why should their “leader?”

However, unlike most Americans, Trump can’t read. And even with a Teleprompter he can’t pronounce the words when he does identify them.

So Tubularsock, being a man of the people, is providing an easier way of presenting Trump’s attempt at being President of the United States for your perusal.

A picture is worth 1000 words so 10 pictures would be ….. you do the math!

 

 

Now that Tubularsock has provided the basic truth and base line for Donald Trump, let’s move on to a quick overview of Trump’s policy achievements over the past two years.

 

 

Well, obviously no argument here.

So maybe we should dip into boarder security and see the way that has developed.

 

 

WOW! …………….. ONLY IF WE COULD.

Trump’s foreign policy ability has not been beneficial to the U.S. or the world. Diplomacy is often a matter of trust.

 

 

And when it comes to oil prices well …….. don’t slip!

 

 

And then with key “trusted” advisors like Stephen Miller, who proves that shit rises to the top of a swamp before it explodes, Trump has cemented his father’s Nazi leanings with his own political myopic retardation.

 

 

But really what can you really expect?

Donald Trump’s abilities are built on lies-on-lies and he believes that if he repeats his lies often enough then they’ll come true.

But PROOF’S IN THE PUDDING!

 

 

But don’t worry ……….

Thing are picking up!

 

 

With all the investigations many thing will become much more clear and we’ll all be so much happier!

 

 

And rest assured that in the world of a “free” press we’ll soon know EVERYTHING!

 

 

Well you’ve made it ……………..

And hell yes! You are way smarter than when you started.

And if you are so inclined, you can put any of these on your Facebook page to impress your friends ……. or not.

 

 

 

TRUMP: THE TURKEY REFLECTION

 

Now tell Tubularsock, just what in the fuck is the President of the United States of America taking the time to “PARDON A TURKEY”?

Well, it makes perfect sense.

It is a perfect extension of American policy. What we do in reality is ALWAYS the opposite of what we say we are doing! Get it yet?

We support the concept of Democracy for the People of the world by supporting, arming, training any dictatorial regime that will support U.S. imperialism. EVEN IF WE have to overthrow a democratically elected government voted in by the people if it doesn’t conform to American hegemony!

Our national leader pardon’s ONE Turkey and then we as a nation go out and have 46 million turkeys slaughtered to eat on one day EVERY YEAR!

Eighty-eight per cent of American families surveyed by the National Turkey Federation eat turkey at Thanksgiving.

 

Which bring us right to the National Turkey Federation. Tubularsock bets you never knew we had one, now did you?

Yep, we sure do and it is an international non-profit organization whose mission is ‘the conservation of the wild turkey and the preservation of our hunting heritage” to kill wild turkeys. Wow, another loyal corporate lobbying group pushing ahead for managing the kill.

Pretty much like Boeing, Lockheed Martin and BAE Systems for people killing. Sautéed in a French wine sauce and it almost brings our taste buds back to our colonial past.

JUST LIKE THANKSGIVING!

But you really have to ponder, just a little bit, don’t let it get in the way of the leftovers ad nauseam.

Just how culturally programed are we? FUCKING, LIKE TOTALITY!

Here is how, and it will show you that most people BELIEVE ANYTHING if it is packaged right and repeated long enough. (WOULD YOU like to name a president that hasn’t used that technique?)

National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation is a ceremony that takes place at the White House every year shortly before Thanksgiving. It dates back to the 1940’s as a lobbying technique to promote turkey sales. For a while it was a joint lobbying and marketing tool for the egg and poultry industry as well but that ended and the turkey trot won out.

It wasn’t until 1989 that the concept of “pardon” took hold and caught on to this day. Interesting that the CIA President Daddy Bush was the President to start that tradition.

But still what is lost in this entire scam is the only “tradition” in any of this is turkey sales!

Capitalism at its best ……. NO MEANING, JUST MONEY!

An important moral side note for those that have any morality left in this society:

Benjamin Franklin, who proposed the turkey as the official United States’ bird, was dismayed when the bald eagle was chosen over the turkey.

“Franklin wrote to his daughter, referring to the eagle’s “bad moral character,” saying, “I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country!

The turkey is a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America.”

Just goes to show you that the birds you hang with corrupt your vision. Tubularsock believes your mother told you the same thing about your friends. Right?