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A FULL PROOF PLAN FOR GUN SAFETY

Posted: June 20, 2016 in GUNS
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A FULL PROOF PLAN FOR GUN SAFETY
Now, as usual the people who want to protect the citizens from military style weapons being bought and sold and used on every street corner in our “great?” land is to rush to our “trusted?” representatives of the people, the United States Congress.

And as usual the Congress dodges safety of the people for ahhh …… campaign money that flows into their pockets from the NRA and gun manufacturers.

Just like when Congress finally passes the Corporate Profit Health Care Plan. Congress was outraged at the “single-payer” health care plan. You know, the one that would have controlled cost and provided health services to the people.

Now we all know that when it comes to health care the policy provided by the Government for Congress is literally THE BEST IN THE WORLD. But THAT policy is just too expensive to allow the mere citizens to have health coverage like that.

Oh yeah, the Congress themselves voted that policy right in without any trouble.

So anyone can see that the deck is crooked.

Well it is the same with Gun Control. Congress is provided with Police Protection so someone with a gun can’t enter Congress through the metal detectors and the Bomb dogs and the armed guards that protect the Hall of Congress.

So, gun control is handle for Congress. Just not for you, Citizen!

Tubularsock has been sitting around his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see THE BUNKER TOUR new additions) and working on a plan for gun safety.

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And it goes like this:

If a “loan wolf” brought a fully automatic AK47 assault rifle in small untraceable parts into the Congress offices over a period of months and in time put all the parts back together into a fully automatic AK47 assault rifle and loaded up its 100-round drum magazine with shells and walked into a joint session of Congress and opened up on them at 100 rounds a minute which is a “practical” fire rate for this weapon according to Wikipedia, what do YOU THINK would be the outcome?

Would the remaining Congress call for all of us to pray and then go home and have dinner?

Would the remaining Congress explain just how important the Second Amendment happens to be for freedom.

Would the remaining Congress hold hands in a circle and sing “We Shall Overcome”?

NO! WE WOULD HAVE THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE GUN CONTROL LAW IMMEDIATELY!

WHY?

BECAUSE IT AFFECTED THEM!

Now many people are going to say, “Tubularsock! Are you advocating for this type of violence against Congress?”

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And the answer is NO. Tubularsock advocating violence against Congress ended when his prayers failed on 9/11 when he was pushing for the planes crashing into Congress and the White House. You see, when God failed Tubularsock on that day Tubularsock gave up all hope of Congress being taken out!

So NO. Tubularsock is NOT advocating for violence against Congress. Tubularsock is only explaining the only way Congress will take Citizen Massacres Seriously.

However, if ISIS sent a “lone wolf” Tubularsock would donate to the Wildlife Federation.
Just sayen’.

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PSYCHOLOGY 2BEE

Posted: June 19, 2016 in Health, Psychology

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JUST A TUBULARSOCK REMINDER AS YOU REPEAT YOUR SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

OUR SURE, TUBULARSOCK IS BEYOND ALL THAT!

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Imperialism at its finest. Happily, the END IS NEAR …………………….

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THE BLIND LEADING THE DUMB!

Tubularsock was just sitting around his top floor corner office of the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see BUNKER TOUR) having his typical breakfast of scrambled eggs and magical shrooms with a single shot of Wild Turkey Single Barrel, neat.

And right off the teletype came an AP story all the way from Washington, D.C. You know the Associated Press (AP), correct? The Press that knows who has won the Presidential primary BEFORE the vote is taken! They are really smart over at AP to know shit before it happens so Tubularsock dropped everything except the shrooms and Turkey and proceeded to find out the latest.

Now you may not have known this but the White House has been debating “for months” if they should EXPAND THE U.S. MILITARY’S AUTHORITY TO CONDUCT AIRSTRIKES AGAINST THE TALIBAN in Afghanistan. (A tiny note: This has nothing to do with Obomber’s drone murder activities in the region.)

Well guess what, “There is a broad desire across the Obama administration to give the military greater ability to help the Afghans fight and win the war.”(AP)

This does not mean that the 9,800 U.S. troops in Afghanistan will be involved in direct combat. ( A tiny note: CIA mercenary contractors have never stopped fighting!)

What this means is that U.S. airstrikes against the Taliban when necessary have been approved by Obomber.

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Now all this is as it is and the most important question seems to never be ask by the maimed-street-press, the military, or the political establishment, so hell, Tubularsock will ask the question!

The United States has spent HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS to train the Afghan Military. BabyBush trained and equipped them. Obomber trained and equipped them.

Yet, the Afghan Taliban win the battles and are just much more resilient than the Afghan Military.

WHY IS THAT?

Now remember the U.S. started the war with Afghanistan in 2001 and now we are half way into 2016 and the U.S. is still at war with Afghanistan.

“The Taliban have tried to take advantage of the inexperience of the Afghan security forces, who until recently were incapable of going on the offensive, according to U.S. military officials.” (AP)

FIFTEEN YEARS OF TRAINING AND SUPPORTING and this is the outcome. And the White House has given permission to escalate this total failure?

Stop and think about this. The Taliban are Afghans, The Afghan Military are Afghans, so it appears to Tubularsock that one group of Afghans have a will to win and the other group of Afghans DON’T!

WHY IS THAT?

THAT IS THE FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION!

And sending in more bombs or drones or the U.S. military will not change ANYTHING except create more resolve with the Afghan’s who want to win, The Taliban. THAT IS THE REALITY.

The United States Military were losers in Vietnam and now in Afghanistan!

Let us all go to our dictionaries and read the definition of

QUAGMIRE

 

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This concept can’t be that difficult to understand.

 

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According to Fortune Magazine Hillary Clinton spends around $1400.00 on her pantsuits. They are designed by Nina McLemore who also have Elizabeth Warren and Janet Napolitano as clients.

McLemore states that Clinton doesn’t venture beyond the pantsuit because McLemore believes that, “Once the brain makes a conclusion about a person, based on a first look, whether that impression is positive or negative, it’s done; it’s not just a first impression, it’s a stamp.”

McLemore further believes that, “TV is where charisma and attractiveness count far more than substance.” Something Richard Nixon figured out as it was happening even though he lacked charisma and attractiveness AS WELL AS substance!

Now Clinton’s “blah” uniform: boxy blazer, shapeless slacks, simple shirt, statement necklace and sensible shoes don’t come cheep.

The pantsuit runs $1400, the “simple shirt” runs $200, the statement neckless can run from $300 to $1500 so say $600, the sensible shoes around $500.

So for Hillary to look “charismaly blah” it costs about $2700.00 not counting undergarments which Tubularsock will assume are cotton boxer shorts due to the lack of sexual interest in her from her sexually crazed husband. Granted the undergarment thing is speculative on Tubularsock’s part.

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So it cost $2700.00 to look Clinton-blah. And she has dozens of pantsuits. So 12 x 2700.00 = $32,400.00.

Now Hillary says that $15.00 an hour is too much to pay a worker. She has backed $12 but Bernie has forced her up to $15. Or that’s what she says to get votes right now. Don’t count on that, folks …….. she’s a lier.

But it would take a 180 – $15 dollar hours to pay for ONE of Hillary Clinton’s blah outfits which is 22.5 — 8 hour days!

It would take 2,160 hours to dress Hillary 12 times.
(and Tubularsock doesn’t included the deductions from the paycheck for worker’s comp, taxes, and health care)
180 hours for one pantsuit set up

22 1/2 — 8 hour days to dress Hillary once

270 days to dress Hillary 12 times

or around 9 months of work.

And Hillary has said that businesses can’t afford to pay $15.00 an hour but she has been willing to vote YES on BILLIONS of dollars on war …… she never says we can’t afford THAT!

So the average Joelet can work an 8 hour day and still can’t pay for a decent lifestyle.
And Hillary is just above ALL THAT. You know, from the helicopter people even look small.

And yet, why is it that working women, Blacks and Hispanics support her?

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