WHEN YOU HAVE A HAMMER
EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE A NAIL.
Oh my, Tubularsock is awed once again with the U.S Air Force and their war with BALLOONS.
This seem to be a period when our brilliant tracking devices that we use to PROTECT OUR SKIES are showing signs of ahhh, not working very well. If at all.
You see, it is thought by the American people that their military is on top of their surveillance game and is protecting our population from intrusion from the sky.
Well, guess not.
Now we have all heard, ad nauseam, about the Chinese weather balloon that floated above the U.S. for days before the U.S. finally shot it down at a huge cost to our military budget to the tune of several millions of dollars.
But hell, the military has the money. It’s the homeless that don’t.
Anyway, because of the Chinese WE now have decided to look up …….. and shit, the sky is crowded up there.
There has been three other “balloons” shot down this week. But what confused our military is that the Chinese floated in at 60,000 feet while the three other “balloons” floated in at 20,000 feet.
See the confusion?
The sky is BIG and our military protectors are DUMB! And it is best to look at different altitudes when protecting the sky.
Anyway to make a short story long the three lower flying “balloons” were classified by the Pentagon as “unidentified aerial phenomena.” Cleaver yes?
“I’m not gonna categorize them as balloons,” said Gen. Glen VanHerck, commander of NORAD. “We’re calling them ‘objects’ for a reason.”
The Lame Media are pushing questions like, “Are they UFO’s?”
But of course they are UFO’s ……. they are unidentified flying objects!
And three that were recently shot down weren’t identified BECAUSE THEY SHOT THEM DOWN. WTF?
After they are blown to kingdom come just how are you going to identify them?
But they did notice that they seemed not to have an identifiable propulsion system and they were shaped in an octagonal as well as a long and cylindrical design.
Yet once you blow them up from a distance, so much for detailed descriptions.
SO THEY REMAIN UNIDENTIFIED as well as a possibility of war with alien beings that came in peace but now have declared war on us from afar.
DUMB, just may be what we have proven to be.
Tubularsock supports the Aliens only because Tubularsock KNOWS that no super intelligent being from outer space would take the time to visit THE DUMBEST PLANET IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM!
FOR SURE!
But a very important side-note that has to always be prevalent in one’s mind when there is a flurry of activity that comes out of nowhere and causes a large active attractive incident that seems out of left field. And that is ….. just what is the government trying to shift your attention to and away from? Heads up ……… something is up that they don’t want you to notice. THAT IS OBVIOUS!
Now go back to what you were doing before Tubularsock sidetracked you.
But you’ll notice for the next couple days that Tubularsock has given you a correct summary of our Earthly Conundrum!
MAY PEACE AWAKEN YOU AND KICK YOU IN THE BUTT!
Tubularsock 