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NO CHANGE IN SIGHT!

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DR. STRANGE-ORANGE

It has been recently released by sources that are close yet far enough away to feel safe to make a statement of truth that could affect their job yet are brave enough to expose this information as long as their exposer only affects someone’s job other their own.

During the campaign there were references made about Dr. Strange-Orange having his hand on THE RED BUTTON! Remember?

Well, just in the last couple of days the nation has been the most safe, *** EVER*** in many years.

It was reported by RAWSTORY and others that Richard DeAgazio, a Mar-A-Lago member, had been having a “photo op” with the officer carrying the “nuclear football”! Richard EVEN POSTED IT ON HIS FACEBOOK PAGE!

You do recall that Mar-A-Lago is Donnie’s Palm Beach, Florida “Club”  where he hangs out when he is not in the Trump Towers or the White House. Oh sure, it cost a lot of tax-payer money for the secret service to protect these properties BUT TRUMP RENTS the space that it takes for the Secret Service to be “housed” at Mar-A-Largo and Trump Towers to the U.S. Government.

Hey, that is the Art of The Deal!

Now you have got to feel safe about that! RIGHT?

You know how those Ruskeys are on the verge of attacking Freedom Loving America at ANY GIVEN MOMENT!

But alas, Richard DeAgazio interrupted America’s possible existence to STOP an attack by having a photo-op with the officer handling the “nuclear football”!

But there is even more!

It has been rumored that the Secretary of the Deplorables, Tubularsock has been taking in “side jobs” in order to maximize his connections.

And it has been reported that the Secretary of the Deplorables happened to be the “officer” carrying the “Nuclear Football” at the time of the “photo-op”!

There has been NO PROOF that the Secretary of the Deplorables was involved.

But alternative facts do lead to that conclusion, SEE FOR YOURSELF!

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IF FACTS WERE RATTLESNAKES …….. YOU’D BE BETTER OFF SEEING A DOCTOR!

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WILD RUMOR OR FACT?

It has been reported that Wendi Deng Murdoch and Ivanka Trump went “sight seeing” in Dubrovnik, Croatia with an unidentified male that many have reported bore the likeness of the leading U.S. Presidential candidate, Tubularsock.

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These early reports are based upon an Instagram photo and from this reporter’s review of that photo, the likeness of the subject does resemble the debonaire U.S. Presidential candidate, Tubularsock. However there is a question about the identification of these two women as Wendi Deng Murdoch and Ivanka Trump. They just look suspicious.

This is a late breaking critical news story so as new information is released we’ll keep you updated.

A call made to Tubularsock’s Campaign Headquarters was not returned before we ran wildly with this story so it would be hot off the press if there are any presses to run anything off of anymore.

There is a suspicion that the Tubularsock Campaign Committee later photo-shopped this photo in order to remove the candidate. At this time this is pure speculation! We have asked several renowned photo experts about this possibility. They have said that it is highly suspect.

“The give-away, “states Dr. John Knowless of MIT, is the suspicious beady-looking-eyes of the two subjects. Really? Would you trust them?”

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Now, you may not know that People Magazine has indicated that Wendi and Ivanka have had a long time friendship and Murdoch had even set up the introduction between Trump and her now-husband Jared Kushner.

It is a known fact with substantial documentation that Tubularsock had absolutely no known contact with Ivanka or Jared but it has been rumored in the National Enquirer that Tubularsock had been “palling around” with Wendi right after Rupert Murdoch, 85, filed for divorce from Deng, 47, after 14 years of marriage in June 2013.

It was reported that Rupert grew suspicious of Wendi’s relationship with former British Prime Minister Tony Blair. And Tubularsock sandwiched himself into Wendi’s revolving door activities just before her rumored “girlfriend” status with Valdimir Putin.

When asked about this alleged “sandwiched-palling” Tubularsock offhandedly responded, “No comment” and then boarded his awaiting Lear-Jet to Havana for a quick Cuban-Style Picadillo lunch.

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