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OH JUST HAVE FAITH

 

Why is it that EVERY TIME Tubularsock hears “their president” speak, Tubularsock has to wash his hands for at least a minute and a half with scalding hot water and organic soap followed by drinking a least a half cup of bleach just to kill the germs spewed from Dumps mouth over the air waves? Can’t imagine if 5G was added to that!

Could be that Tubularsock is over reacting but Tubularsock HAS to do it.

Now the hand washing is new but the bleach is a bit of a come down for Tubularsock’s regular double neat shot of Wild Turkey Rare Bird. But hell, one has to disinfect these days!

Now Dump’s speech tonight didn’t exactly relax Tubularsock. The only thing that was for sure was that he had to read what he was saying because the Trumpturd didn’t even understand what he was blabbing on about, in truth.

The best part, which made Tubularsock laugh aloud, was where Trumpturd said that “WE” should not politicize this pandemic and all work together. Ahhh, what self reflection personified!

Now Tubularsock is not a big believer in disease in general. From Tubularsock’s point of view ALL disease is driven from one’s emotional state first. Clean up your own consciousness and one is on the way to true health.

And this concept is difficult to hold and work individually because the society we live in is entirely dysfunctional. Most people believe that “doctors know”!

The only thing that Doctors know is the time they are teeing off for their next golf game!

No. You have to be connected to yourself in order to maintain and improve your health.

It is, like everything else, an INSIDE JOB! But we have been propagandized to believe that “someone else knows better” than you. Whether it’s mother or father or teacher or pastor or friend.

NO! YOU HAVE TO DO YOUR OWN AWAKENING!

And the way this world is going ………. you fucking better hurry the fuck up!

But don’t worry because TUBULARSOCK has the answer for you.

Send a crisp Franklin to SaintTube to be blessed and Tubularsock will see that it is blessed and sent right back to you in the afternoon mail.

Oh, just have faith ……. amen.

 

HEALTH CARE-LESS

 

For Tubularsock the ONLY way to go with national health care is the Single-Payer but that won’t happen so the next best thing is Medicare-For-All which is better at cutting costs.

But BETTER YET is to duplicate the exact health plan that Congress has created for itself and use THAT PLAN as our National Health Plan!

Or another way of putting this is that the National Health Plan that is created by Congress would be the SAME health care plan that Congress would HAVE TO adopt for itself.

Pretty simple, right?

But remember BOTH parties get huge sums from pharmaceutical companies and that will remain in play no matter which party “wins”.

And Democraps are not any less susceptible to prostituting themselves for a buck than the Republican’ts.

Obamacare was a compromise which was based to a large extent on Mitt Romney ideas in the Massachusetts State health care plan.

The idea was that you brought everyone into the market and forced insurers to compete for their business by offering higher-quality plans at lower costs, not by separating the healthy from the unwell.

But the Mitch McConnell and John Boehner Republicans decided to turn a complete about-face on ideas they had once supported in order unite against Obama’s plan!

And on top of that ——-They had no viable plan themselves!

As a result a group of GOP Senators voted for a resolution calling the individual mandate unconstitutional.

Fast forward to today.

What you see is the Republican Party driving legislative and judicial efforts to gut protections for people with preexisting conditions that are now the law of the land under Obamacare.

However you see the Republican Party running ads saying that they are committed to protecting people with preexisting conditions.

Say what?

The very Republican officials that are suing to negate preexisting conditions protections are the same Republican officials that are running ads saying that they are COMMITTED to protect preexisting conditions.

Tubularsock would venture to guess that that falls under the definition of LYING.

 

And who is the BESTEST Lier in our Nation?
None other than our Lier In Chief:

Now really, would you expect any less from the Shit-For-Brains-Dump?

 

 

HEALTH MY ASS!

Now this is the part that Tubularsock, each time, has to step back and ponder why the American population is so dense.

It is not that it is so complicated and it is literally exposed RIGHT OUT IN PLAIN SITE.

It isn’t that it is covered up in some tricky way or anything but there it sits like a cougar on an overhanging rock SINGING IN ENGLISH, ALOUD.

WOULDN’T YOU’D THINK THEY WOULD NOTICE?

Oh. And it doesn’t have to do with political party affiliations either. Both Republicans and Democrats don’t even think twice about it. They always AGREE and just VOTE YES.

Yet the American population just seem not to care or if they do care they don’t do anything about it. It really is a remarkable mystery when you stop and realize that there are 322,762,018 of us VS only 535 of them in Congress.

So with ALL HEALTH LEGISLATION whether it was pre-Obama-Care, Obamacare, or TrumpDon’tCare Care the same thing is agreed upon.

Now you know this. Everyone knows this. And when it is brought up in any conversation it is ALWAYS dismissed with “well that’s government for you”.

Tubularsock has been sent chain-emails about it.

Tubularsock has been sent petitions to be signed against it.

Tubularsock has been sent protest gathering information to stand in opposition to it.

Even in this last election cycle at a town hall meeting when this topic came up a Congressman’s answer was to suggest that if you have a problem with this THEN RUN FOR OFFICE if you want good quality health care.

And he even got some laughs.

Well, Tubularsock wasn’t at this town hall meeting. If Tubularsock had been at this town hall meeting Tubularsock would have said:

 

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Well as we all know there is no such thing as climate change and if there were WE have NO IMPACT on our earth.

Earth changes are the EARTH’S FAULT and if not, then at least the Russians!

Now forget about Fukushima. Nuclear Power is CLEAN and yes at the moment Fukushima is still pumping tons and tons of radio active material into the Pacific Ocean but don’t you worry …… it’s a big ocean.

And now that we have CLEAN COAL we can all rest and we’ll have our in coming Orange President promoting it and all the coal miners that voted to bring back their BLACK LUNG disease will have jobs.

And hell, less trees world wide only means more toothpicks and less oxygen over the long haul but you’ll get used to it!

No. Climate change is just the earth telling you to move to another planet, soon. But has nothing to do with we humans and our life style.

It’s all those scientists who have made it all up! JUST HOW COULD WE HUMANS BE DOING IT?

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SERIOUSLY ……. IT REALLY DOESN’T MATTER WHEN YOU’RE DEAD!

THE EARTH WILL BE HERE LONG AFTER YOU ARE ……. SO, WHAT’S OUR RUSH?

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PSYCHOLOGY 2BEE

Posted: June 19, 2016 in Health, Psychology

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JUST A TUBULARSOCK REMINDER AS YOU REPEAT YOUR SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

OUR SURE, TUBULARSOCK IS BEYOND ALL THAT!

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WE ALL NEED HELP!

Often Tubularsock finds himself, as a normal person, in a crazy world. So he seeks help. And when the Wild Turkey is gone and the pot supply is low and the wine just isn’t cutting it and the videos are just boring well Tubularsock seeks counsel. LONG LIVE PSYCHO-TUBE! (even if he does says so himself, and he does!)

 

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