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A PARTING WORD, MR. TRUMP.

 

Now with all the things Tubularsock has said about Donald Trump, which have all been easily true because he has been such an open target, the real bottom line is that he only destructively achieved many of his aims because those around him were such weak and pathetic individuals.

And those pathetic hanger-oners are sad characters indeed and so low down in character that even the low hanging fruit fell on them.

The list just is so long that Tubularsock hasn’t time to list them. The list is immense.

But one person (and Tubularsock uses “person” here hesitantly) is Mike Pence.

Talk about scary …….. THAT is Mike Pence.

Tubularsock is wayyyyyy happier seeing the hopeful end to that evil-little-albino-scum-bag and his sidekick MOTHER than Trump’s removal.

Mike and MOTHER give Christianity a BAD name which fits rather well with the greater general Christian movement who glorify HYPOCRISY as their major foundation stone of their faith.

Even Jesus says and Tubularsock quotes, “Those Christian fucks just ain’t fucking woke!” Amen. (Daniel 12:1)

Now Tubularsock knows that there are many Christians who respect Mike and Mother but there are many Christians that have gonorrhea which just goes to show you that one gets out what one puts in. (Tubularsock realizes it will take some time to grapple with this realization. Your comments are welcome.)

And not to be shy about gonorrhea there was also Sarah Huckabee Sanders the overly-plump-lying-little-bitch that was The Orange Wonder’s press secretary for longer than anyone. Shows how the job fit here so well. But lying everyday puts on weight which shows over the time period as Sanders as well as Trump gained weight.

Sarah is a Baptist which for Tubularsock is the last step before hell. Down you go brothers and sisters.

And of course there’s Rudy. Speaking of the bottom of the fucking barrel of ANYTHING alive and decent. We have watched a man self destruct in front of our very eyes. Imagine Hollywood coming up with anything as pathetically scary than Rudy.

If he wasn’t so funny it would be sad to see a somewhat living creature go through so much degradation in a Presidential cycle than pathetic Rudy.

 

Now sure there is Ivanka. And the brains behind her, Jared. A guy who has the ability to attempt to tie his loafers’ shoe strings which don’t have shoe strings.

But if anyone could do this, it is Jared.

As Ron Reagan Jr. so aptly summed up the two of them, “Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are grifters in the White House”.

Tubularsock has no argument there!

But one could not say a solid goodbye to the Orange Bloated Dufus without taking a final look at the Plastic Filled Women who sometimes held hands with the small handed President and stood with her erect body (the only erect thing in the family) to the right of his chair while he signed his twitter feeds.

Melania, Tubularsock really can’t say that you’ll be missed.

You had your anchor baby and with chain migration got your parents citizenship.
You have made a wonderful extended family sacrifice.

Many immigrants haven’t been as lucky.

Just curious, Stormy beat “daddy-trump” with a folded magazine did you use rolled up citizenship forms and a birth certificate? Just wondering.

And how could Tubularsock almost forget Donnie’s Double-Dufus sons. You know, the two you failed to abort at birth. They openly disprove any thought of a gene-pool worth preserving.

These two dumb-shits take after their old man but retained their natural color.

Saturday-Night Live have depicted Donald Jr. and Eric so perfectly that Tubularsock defers to their perfect caricature of the two. Enjoy.

Oh sure, there are so many more but alas the time is near.

All this really to say that Tubularsock will miss you Donnie.

Old Joe Buydone is so pathetic as an adversary. By the time Tubularsock finishes a full sentence, sleep overcomes Tubularsock’s efforts.

The same, Tubularsock feels, will be the result on the America people ….. sleep, sleep, sleep ……. perchance to dream?

NO. Look at the upcoming cabinet folks …….. the same corporate ass holes that lead us as a nation from Fucking Obummer and Sleepy Joe Buydone to Fucking Dump.

 

Tubularsock just can’t wait ‘till 2024. Hopefully we’ll all be saved by World War Three!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TRUMP: THE LARGEST AUDIENCE IN HISTORY

 

Well, one has to admit that when it comes to attention deficit disorder Trump takes first prize.

 

Look at me! Look at me! Will NEVER be highlighted as much as Orange-Dump.

And so be it as he leaves office ……………… look at me! Look at me!

And yep, his leaving will be observed by the LARGEST AUDIENCE EVER!

Only this audience will be there to safeguard the incoming President ………… but who counts?

 

An apt end to a pathetic child-man with small hands.

 

 

 

 

 

 

WILL BUYDONE WAKE UP?

 

Tubularsock just wants to remind you:

Donald Trump is the result

Not the cause.

We got here because the corporate agenda of the neoliberal Democraps trammeled the advancement of regular people from obtaining a middle class level within our society.

Shipping jobs globally without providing a safety net for workers within our own country created an underclass not an advancing middle class.

Not creating a Medicare For All system, like every other modern industrial nation in the world, to protect our own citizens and thereby putting profit over people have devastated the well being of hundreds of thousands of citizens dragging many into homelessness and poverty.

And our policies of CONTINUED WAR for no other purpose than for mega-corporations to pull 60% of our tax dollars into their pockets has prevented advancement in our own country to improve the infrastructure, the education system, and so much more.

The Republican’ts are not blameless in all this societal degradation either. They have played along with the “two-party” as one-party system in order to trade power back and forth for the wealthy leaving the regular citizen to fend for themselves fighting over the waste scraps.

All this that has just happened with the “Trump Mob” is a knock on the door for a truly NEW DIRECTION.

We will see.

It will be an awakened Biden stepping out on the world stage to develop TRUE CHANGE THROUGHOUT, overpowering his propensity to look back and fall back asleep.

THIS IS IT!

Biden is at the split in the political road.

One: fall back on fucking Obummer’s HOPE & CHANGE bull shit and fuck the citizens, as he did.

OR

Two: blaze a NEW PATH and REALLY create hope and change.

The proverbial Ball is in his court!

Tubularsock does not have a lot of faith that Biden has the vision to do anything grand enough to pull us up out of the quagmire we are in as a society.

Empty words and no deeds won’t cut it any longer.

His cabinet picks look just like a fancy corporate Rolodex from the “good old days” and if his administration continues to short change the citizens in favor of the corporate order of things it will only prove that only MOB VIOLENCE is the only thing that they pay attention to and thus a governmental overthrow from the street is all that is left for the citizen to do.

And just a final word on diversity of the BUYDONE cabinet.

It doesn’t matter whether it is a women or a man or a tri-gender or a Black or a White or a Brown, an Asian or a Native American. None of that makes ANY difference if their mindset is the same.

Diversity of mind is what will bring about real change for all, not token colors and sexes.

THE TIME IS NOW!

CHANGE IT JOE OR WE ARE ALL DEAD!

AS OUR WORLD TURNS ENDING 2020

 

Well we are in the middle of it here in California. Tubularsock received an EMERGENCY TEXT on Tubularsock’s old flip phone with a screen the size of a postage stamp which read that Tubularsock was under an emergency stay at home order.

As you may recall Tubularsock lives on the top floor with a corner office in an underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tour).

Now we have been in this situation before and Tubularsock because Tubularsock is in the essential service of political blogging Tubularsock believes Tubularsock can do as he wishes and does.

But while free floating Tubularsock wears a mask which many have said that Tubularsock looks better with a mask than without and Tubularsock does an 8’ social distance because why not? Tubularsock doesn’t like people that much anyway.

Several friends chastise Tubularsock for believing in the mask and social distancing but Tubularsock seldom worries what others think of him with a very solid view of FUCK YOU to go along with it.

Now it is not that Tubularsock believes in these tactics but it is because Tubularsock has learned the hard way that if one believes one can poke a bear in the eye because it appears to be sleeping perhaps one should heed the advice and not do that.

The Corona is difficult enough to get along with why poke it?

And Tubularsock is a big believer of YOU doing what you wish just stay away from Tubularsock while you do it.

Alas, this diatribe ends with more pressing thoughts on Tubularsock’s mind. But using Tubularsock’s ability of the ancient cave dwellers pictographic abilities Tubularsock has created a small series of pictographs to summarize for non-readers current topics of interest.

And besides, it saves letters for use in later manuscripts where a larger variety of the alphabet can be used. Don’t thank Tubularsock yet.

CAN IT BE MORE CLEAR?

A CLEAR VOTING STRATEGY.

 

THE LAST MINUTE CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY.

ABOUT THE VOTE.

 

THE BOTTOM LINE.

STAY TUNED CHRISTMAS IS COMING.

 

 

 

 

ALTERNATIVE FACT REALITY SETS IN

Tubularsock is bored!

As Donald packs his bag and Comatose-Joe crawls up to the plate it is difficult not to fall asleep.

And WOW! What the MSM is calling diversity in the new/old administration looks pretty much like a corporate conglomerate to Tubularsock.

Somehow Tubularsock guesses that people are JUST NOT WOKE!

If you have Blacks and Browns and Whites and Yellows and Men and Woman and Trans and Bi and Multi and Confused with ALL THE SAME MIND SET; how is that any different than fat old white men at the helm?

Tubularsock would rather see a diversity of mind rather than exterior characteristics. However Tubularsock has taken notice that the Power Players seldom ever ask for Tubularsock’s thoughts on what they are doing.

Their loss ……….

The great news is that it will be GOING DOWN FROM HERE! And that is as positive as Tubularsock can be which is why if you set your hopes very low then you don’t have to fall as far when it all turns to shit. Positive right?

But enough philosophy. Let’s turn to HARD FACTS:

SHALL WE CONTINUE?

 

 

AND YES THERE IS CHRISTMAS JOY!

 

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, STAY SAFE! DICK CHENEY IS STILL OUT THERE.

 

HALT! HALT!, ZEIG HEIL!

 

WHEN THE OBVIOUS SPEAKS,

IT MUST BE SAID!

 

 

 

LIES WE LIVE BY: AMERICA

The main thing Tubularsock appreciates about OrangeDufus is that he has brought to the light what the United States has been hiding from its own citizens from its founding and this deception was and is to this day the deliberate fabrication that our country REALLY believes in and stands for Justice for all, Freedom for all, and a system that rewards the hard working with a future of prosperity for all.

And as for “moral” leadership? Just when did that EVER exist in our history?

Nope ……. never happened! And YOU know it and your neighbors know it but you push on believing it is true because IF IT IS NOT then who’s running things?

To Tubularsock, it is much like the entire 9/11 facade ……… the story of what occurred is a lie of the highest order but even today when it is brought up people will go the long way around the room to avoid facing the “possibility” that their government lied to them.

WHY? Simple. “If Daddy lies to me then who is in charge and who will PROTECT ME!
Even if the next day he beats me again.

And even more outrageous to Tubularsock and every THINKING person is that “OUR” government LIED us into the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the Iraq War to name the short list and the citizens will follow like sheep into the next one and even allow their children to die …………. FOR NOTHING. NOTHING!

It is tiring to watch but the fear and propaganda is fast and furious. And people worry about the fucking Russians ……… go fucking look in the mirror America! YES YOU!

And with all of that we are entering into the 2020 election and if you haven’t noticed, NOTHING HAS CHANGED!

The Roman Bread and Circus in form of the CELL PHONE and social media runs more shit faster than in any other time in the history of the world BUT the population may be dumber. Go figure.

And with G5, when in full operation, we’ll ALL have an ORANGE TAN like the OrangeDufus mixed with fried brains with soy sauce courtesy of Huawei!

And yet the beat goes on …………

And we have the OrangeDufus to thank for the exposing all of this on the obscene level because he is so unfiltered.

He is a TOTAL ASS (not a 1/2 ass) and “thinks” (always a questionable endeavor with him) that what he does is “normal”. A classic deranged mind on steroids.

As opposed to the Step-en-fetch-it Kneegrow, Obummer who talks the smooth jive but was a slave to wall street banks and the military industrial complex and was paid handsomely for bending over and taking it up the ass for the gipper!

And we can’t forget, the total imbecile BabyBush and his fucking CIA daddy for lying us into war with Iraq and destabilizing the entire Middle East using the EVIL PERSONIFIED Prick-Cheney as his lead homey! Fuck them both!

Or how about President Blue Stain Dress Slick Willy and his besty friend Jeffrey Epstein spending all that time on Petalphile Island. Presidential material for sure!

And not last and not least but Tubularsock just has to bring forth head up his ass Alzheimer-Ron. A low time low for presidential standards.

Does any of this point to why the U.S. has been on a rapid decline which may really end with the Dumb-Shit-OrangeDufus?

But what OrangeDufus has done for us is to highlight just how corrupt and dysfunctional the U.S. political establishment is and has been ALL ALONG.

And that is why Bernie is a breath of fresh air and the reason that his CHANGE IN DIRECTION is so frightening the the status quo.

The corporate Democraps will lose their corrupt grip on the system and so will the corrupt Republicant’s!

And you can tell just how scary it is because the Clinton/Obummer wing of the corporate Democraps are willing to let the OrangeDufus win rather than support Bernie!

WHY?

And the reason is as simple and as obvious.

With a Bernie win THEY lose power and the corrupt money they take along the way because they hold that power.

The Republicants are in the same boat!

You see, what we have here is THE CORRUPT DEALINGS of both as well as either/or parties: The Democraps and the Republican’ts and they trade back and forth the power so as to keep their corrupt government contracts and money flow.

Bernie is the monkey wrench in the gears of corruption and THAT is why both parties will do whatever necessary to stop Bernie and save THEIR gravy train. EVEN IF HE WINS!

And in the process ………. FUCK YOU MR. AND MRS. AND MISS AND MS. AND YOUR PRONOUN OF CHOICE AMERICA!

Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. Bernie has his own baggage. His total foreign policy record is not to the liking of Tubularsock BUT it is not out of line with what traditional American foreign policy has been …….. complete domination of the world!

No, Bernie’s strength lies in SOCIAL REFORM and fairness within the U.S. boarders.

Medicare4All, the Green New Deal, free public college, universal free child care and always the resounding chorus of “HOW DO WITH PAY FOR THIS?”

We pay for this the exact same way we pay for CONTINUOUS WAR! That’s how.

Ever notice that there is ALWAYS enough to bloat the Pentagon Budget but never enough for child care? Ever wonder why?

Simple answer: there is more profit for the few with WAR than helping the citizen with a chance to live a prosperous life. Think on this! It explains a lot!

NOW.

Even with a Bernie win (if that is even possible in a system of cheats and scoundrels) those who control the power are not going to give up nor are they going to roll over and play dead.

The powerful will stonewall the system BIG-TIME to prevent any changes where they lose power and PROFIT, period!

So IF Bernie does win, it will take those who elected him not to go back to sleep like American voters always do after an election (you know, “let daddy handle it from here”) but to stay active as a mass movement and support the changes needed aggressively.

Like: Shut down the system until it responds to the changes necessary for a free and fair DEMOCRACY!

Stop buying shit until change happens. Remember a loss of profit in this system speaks louder than photos of starving children!

Can this happen? Well, “Tubularsock Has A Dream”, and unlike other dreamers Tubularsock won’t be standing on any motel balconies any time soon.

 

REPUBLICAN’S WITH THE BENDS.

Tubularsock “loves” the remarkable chimera of calling out William Barr as a “man of the highest character and unquestionable integrity” by three men who are so lacking in those characteristics that there just don’t have the ability to even recognize integrity and character.

Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham and Kevin McCathy released a joint statement on Tuesday, calling Barr a “man of the highest character and unquestionable integrity.”

And the humor value can not be underestimated.

These three complete assholes believe that their stance on favoring a man who has equally bent over with them and sold out as well, somehow will generate “respect”?

It appears that the Republican’ts leadership will be buying a lot of anal lubricant to continue their careers.

When the pigs in the pig farm won’t smell the bacon their future is not stellar.

Bottoms UP!

 

WILLIAM BARR IT RUBS OFF!

OH YEAH ………. it is going to get wayyyyyyyy worse.

The Senators who were either too blind, which does happen when one has one’s head up one’s ass, or just too afraid of a “TWEET” or are just stupid are now going to see what they have created.

How on earth did any of them expect ANYTHING different.

And this missed placed belief that an “impeachment” WITHOUT removal would do anything rather than embolden a raving-mad-diarrhea-driven-stool like Dump ……… come on!

Is this really what Republicans are about ….. Dictatorship? Tubularsock doesn’t really think so. Tubularsock finds that the current Republicans misunderstood the depth of just how much of an irrational sociopath Trump really is and will now be attempting to catch up with the disaster they have unleashed. We shall see.

Oh not, of course, Lindsey Graham he likes it up his ass but Bill Barr, Mike Pence (ok maybe Mike ….(“Mother” won’t have anything to do with that!) but it’s ok with sheep as long as you’re Christian, whew … Mike’s safe. Baaaa?

Oh how Tubularsock digresses.

Bill Barr has become an embarrassment to the “rule of law”. Yes he is a conservative and yes he believes in a Strong Executive, but HANDING OVER THAT POWER to a pathological lying sociopath?

Just a little overboard, Bill.

But now Bill, ……… you’ll sink with THAT ship, you stupid fuck!

Tubularsock does hope at least that Christine, Bill’s wife, will move on after all this and find a man that has principles. Forty five years with a toady is like too long!

It’s sad really.

Tubularsock’s mother always said, “Be Careful who you associate with …… it rubs off!”

IMPEACHMENT: PISSING INTO THE WIND.
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It can never be overstated that an understatement is as good as being overwhelmed with most political rhetoric by a fanfare of professional gaslighting.

It kind of brings it all down to just how dumb are the American public or how smart?

So to make this simple let Tubularsock use a yellowish-orange example.

This entire Impeachment comes down to this:

Dump stood on top of his desk in the Oval Office, whipped out his tiny little dick and pissed all over the Presidential Desk Top having the blotter stained yellow/orange as blotters tend to do under such circumstances.

A large amount of piss streamed down the front edge of the Presidential Desk and hit the hardwood floor of the Oval Office but a stained carpet was prevented by the fast work of Rudy Giuliani lapping up the piss as he has done so many times before.

The remainder of the staff all looked the other way as quickly as possible so as not to have to be held accountable for any knowledge of Dump’s Presidential Pissing.

Now this kind of activity was so regular that the Cabinet and the Generals, and the work-a-day staff just became used to it to the point that they all agreed, “that’s Dump” and isn’t it the way ALL presidents acted over the years?

But as thing happen in Washington, leaks of “leaks” often see the light of day and are exposed to the press and then sometimes investigations take shape to get to the bottom of issues that are NOT PRESIDENTIAL.

And regularly pissing on the Presidential Desk in the Oval Office happened to be just one of those exceptions.

John Bolton took detailed notes while he was working in the White House and Dump told John that he pissed on the desk.

Mike Pompeo watched Dump piss on the desk and is willing to take it up the ass because as a devout Catholic is used to the priests.

Army Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman saw Dump piss on the desk and felt it was NOT proper!

Charles Kupperman also saw Dump piss on the desk and was “concerned about the piss and the administration’s handling of their piss poor policy”. He was also John Bolton’s top aide.
And now we have the Democrats saying it is NOT PROPER to piss on the Presidential Desk and the Republicans looking in EVERY DIRECTION except the direction of the Presidential Desk.

Tubularsock feels that it may be necessary to contact Vlad and get that video of the prostitutes pissing on the bed, at Dump’s direction, that the Obamas slept in years before.

NO REALLY! IT WAS ON THE INTERNET SO IT’S GOT TO BE TRUE!

In truth, what we see here is really what this country has been all along, a sham.

The Rule of Law has ALWAYS been a ruse ……… you know it in your soul!

Example after example after example has exposed this!

American’s have fallen for the scam and now they have to perpetuate it rather than admit that they and their children and their children’s children have been scammed!

And the topper, in Tubularsock’s opinion, was Alan Dershowitz, a member of President Orange Tweets’ legal team, argued on the Senate floor that a politician trying to win reelection is acting in the national interest, in THAT politician’s mind.

And therefore that politician running for reelection as president could break any law or abuse any power and say that it was for the public interest because the public interest would be served by his or her election.

ABSURD! Fucking bat shit crazy!

If that idea is accepted then we have a big apology we need to give Adolf Hitler and Tubularsock wants to hear Alan Dershowitz make it.

Adolf Hitler believed that his election was in the national interest and Adolf Hitler also believed that mass murdering the Jews, Gypsies, and Gays were in the best interest of the German State.

Under Dershowitz postulation that would be acceptable and not illegal because it was in the national interest because Adolf believed it to be because he had been elected!

Need Tubularsock need to repeat, ABSURD! Fucking bat shit crazy?

Bottom line, if Tubularsock was sitting in on this proceeding and Tubularsock had sworn to be fair and follow the facts where they lead then sure enough Tubularsock would want ALL the facts!

The audacity of Bitch McConnell attempting to COVER UP any damning evidence that might shed light on what transpired and how Dump was involved is just appalling.

But isn’t that what a good bitch does? And no question, Mitch’s Dump’s Bitch. And THAT should be a bumper sticker!