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TUBULARSOCK SEES CLEARLY ……..

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Tubularsock was sitting in his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see: The Bunker Tour) pondering another Saturday night. The fact that they come once a week just show how often one has to think about Saturday night.

Now that old adage, “Home Alone On A Saturday Night” comes to mind. Well, why for so many is that a bad thing? But it appears to be for many and that leads them to seek out company of some type. You know ….. A DATE!

And if you can find A DATE what are your options for a “good time”?

Well for some it still is bowling …… yes, Tubularsock is repulsed by that idea too!

Dinner ………. ahh, really? Tubularsock can’t think of eating across from somebody that he doesn’t know. Tubularsock can do THAT at any diner and not have to pick up the tab!

A Movie? OH GOD NO! Not another fucking movie. Most movies are well ahhhh ….. shit! Good vs. Evil, Love Conquers All, Lost Love, Death, well you know …… shit!

Dancing ……… well with the music at 2300 decibels you don’t have to talk!

Tubularsock knows that you have done all of the above and more.

So WHY NOT get modern and be on the cutting edge for a change?

And that is where Tubularsock’s NEW TERRORIST DATING DATE comes in.

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LET TUBULARSOCK KNOW HOW IT GOES.

 

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Tubularsock has always wondered how it would be to live in a country which had an educated and informed electorate but Tubularsock has come to the conclusion that the possibility of that will NEVER come to pass ….. EVER.

Not in the United States of America …… that is a given.

In former-times the learned had to read from parchment texts by candlelight and write with a pointed feather. In even earlier times they “wrote” on the walls of caves. And “In the beginning” they “wrote” on stone tablets using a chisel and hammer but in truth you’d have to be stoned to believe “those” stories.

Our society has the ability to be informed IN DETAIL and in REAL TIME to information 24/7. And information is just pouring out of every electronic orifice we have in our pockets, on our desks, in our cars, on our laps BUT the populous knows less now than they ever have in the history of our nation.

Why is that? No really ……… we can Twitter and Blather, we can Facebook and Flickr, we can Pinit and Postit, we can Linkedin and Pinterest and if all else fails we can Google Plus. You’d think we’d know something, right? WRONG!

Now, not that EVERYTHING is pointless in our “information age” it is all backwards and you have to know how to read it. Here is a clue. By the time “Madison Avenue” has come up with the proper catchall phrase or jingle for an experience it is too late. So even the term “information age” isn’t informational but the opposite, just like “democracy” isn’t, or “precision targeting” isn’t, or “humanitarian war” isn’t!

And take note, the catchall phrase or jingle LEADS the experience. THAT is what “Madison Avenue” was created to do and is still doing but not under that archaic title.

Now it’s called psych-ops. See how that works?

Thought control has been in operation for so long that it now appears to not exist. Even the government, religious and academic institutions BELIEVE their own crap! And leaders lead from their own concoctions of their own crap ………… the witches brew has taken root!

So just sit back, eat another organic pretzel. Have another cup of chai tea and ruminate on the true meaning of this:

About five days ago the New York Daily News reported that they had talked with the “esteemed forensic linguist Professor Rob Leonard, who gives expert testimony about language and writing in murder trials” and had him analyze THE RECENT TWEETS OF KIM KARDASHIAN to determine if it was she who had written them.

Yes, you see Kim posted a “nude selfie” (no, that isn’t the newsy part) and there was a flurry of criticism of her which led her tweeting a series of “humorous” tweets bashing Bette Midler, Chloe Grace Moretz, and Piers Morgan.

Now, Tubularsock hopes you are following this …….

Many didn’t believe that Kim was “behind” those tweets and she responded, “Wait I can’t believe people thought Kanye or Khole hacked my Twitter. I swear I’m funny too!!!”

Well Tubularsock does have to mention here for clarification that, Kim IS “funny too” and that’s an understatement. Just in case you had become lost in this drama not to have notice it yourself.

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The good Professor pointed out after extensive review of all the Tweets that the term “hey” is often used by Kanye but NOT by Kim, the hashtags were all in lowercase letters but Kim usually uses ALL CAPS or Caps The First Letter Of Every Word while Kanye uses ALL CAPS, no caps, or just the first word capped. And finally “Twitter” is always spelled “twitter” by Kim but always capitalized by Kanye.

So the verdict is …….. the envelope please ………. Kanye hacked Kim’s TWITTER and made the “funny” bashing comments!

So this is what the “information age” has become and WE ARE ALL collateral damage!

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Well Tubularsock has decided today to think inside the box. You know, like “they” think. How can one figure out how in the fuck “they” think inside the box without taking time to “wear their moccasins” and get inside the box too?

Now looking over the recent general news cycle to see if anything was of interest to Tubularsock the story of Why Does ISIS drive Toyota pick-ups came into focus. Talk about fascinating up to the minute coverage of the maimed-stream-media!

Admittedly Tubularsock answered that question in the obvious way and the answer that Tubularsock came up with was because the Toyota Dealership in Turkey was having a NOTHING DOWN, NO CREDIT CHECK, LOW APR DRIVE OUT THE DOOR GIGANTIC EXTRAVAGANZA Toyota Pick-up sale. Just what other answer could there be?

Toyota stopped all deliveries to Syria in 2012.

The second thought that Tubularsock pondered was …… who wants to know and why?

It’s a “free” world, right? So every time you see a YouTube Video of ISIS they are driving in a long column of Toyota pick ups with ISIS members hanging off of them like a crowded Miss America float.

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Some would see that as a perfect drone attack opportunity but for some odd reason the American Military doesn’t seem to notice. (Though Wedding Parties seem to be their target of choice.)

The Russian Military has noticed this target opportunity and in just the last week or so the Russians have killed more terrorist in Syria than the U.S. has in the past two years!

So is the U.S. conducting a “War on Terror” or what? (you know the answer)

So where has all this questioning of ISIS and Toyota pick-ups come from and why?

According to the German Economic News “ Senior US officials have contacted the automobile company Toyota in connection . . .” with the question of ISIS procurement and use of Toyota’s product.

Toyota’s public relations director of Toyota, Ed Lewis stated it’s not Toyota’s fucking problem or in HIS own words, “Toyota maintains strict rules, which provide no way for those cars” to be used for terrorist activities but Toyota has “. . . no possible way to control the resale of the cars”.

According to Mark Wallace, a former US ambassador to the United Nations, and the CEO of the Counter Extremism Project, a group specializing in tracking terrorist finance channels states, “ISIS has used these vehicles in order to engage in military-type activities, terror activities, and the like . . . but in nearly every ISIS video, they show a fleet – a convoy of Toyota vehicles and that’s very concerning to us.”

Wallace believes that Toyota should do more to investigate and disclose the illegal channels that are used by ISIS and to put in place regulations that would “. . . make sure we don’t see videos of ISIS using Toyota trucks in the future”.

It is odd to Tubularsock that a guy who is CEO of a company that gets paid for specializing in tracking terrorist finance channels is expecting a car company to spend its time doing more to investigate and disclose the illegal finance channels.

Hey Mark! That’s not their job ……….. That’s your job, dude!

Come to find out that it is the U.S. Treasury that were asking the questions about where all these fleets of Toyotas were coming from and who was responsible for supplying them to ISIS.

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As you know the United States Department Of The Treasury is in Washington, D.C. and one of their many responsibilities is to “. . . identify and target the financial support networks of national security threats …”.

So somebody in the USDT sitting behind a gray metal desk in the basement of the Treasury said one Tuesday morning:

“Hey Sam, where does ISIS get all those Toyota pick ups?”desk kim

“Don’t interrupt me William, I’m on the new financial porn site!”                   

“Again?”

“Man, have you seen what she does with derivatives?”                                                                      

“Will you get off that asset market, and listen!”

“What?”

“Where does ISIS get all those Toyota pick ups?”

“Man-o-man William. Do you think it is an underground cell or something?”

“Well let’s ask, Sam!”

According to ABC: “U.S. counter-terror officials have asked Toyota, the world’s second largest auto maker, to help them determine how ISIS has managed to acquire the large number of Toyota pick-up trucks and SUVs seen prominently in the terror group’s propaganda videos in Iraq, Syria and Libya.”

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Someone in the United States State Department just coming off a coffee break just a few blocks away from Treasury.

“Jim, just sent another 43 Toyota pick ups to the Free Syrian Army.”

“Great!”

“You know Harold,  they are a regular staple of our “non-lethal aid to the Syrian rebels, right?”

“Yeah, Oubai Shahbander, the Washington-based advisor to the Syrian National Coalition told us that, ‘“Specific equipment like the Toyota Hiluxes are what we refer to as force enablers for the moderate opposition forces on the ground. The US-supplied pickups will be delivering troops and supplies into battle. Some of the fleet will even become battlefield weapons . . .”’.(PRI)

“You know Jim, the British have also supplied a large number of Toyota vehicles to terrorists fighting inside Syria as well.”

“Yeah Harold, standard protocol.”

*****  “Of course, the trucks didn’t materialize in Syria. They originated outside of Syria and were brought in, and in great numbers, with the explicit knowledge and/or direct complicity of the US and its regional allies. Asking Toyota where the US State Department’s own trucks came from is another indication of just how lost US foreign policy, legitimacy, and credibility has become.” (Tony Cartalucci, Global Research 10/9/15) *****

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A MONTH LATER BACK AT TREASURY 

“William, did you ever get any answer to the ISIS/Toyota problem?” Treasury assets

“Sam, don’t interrupt me I’m on the derivatives porn site, dude.”

“Oh, sorry ………”

AND AMERICA CONTINUES ITS WAR OF TERROR.

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Now this is great. ISIS kills a Jordan pilot and in response the Jordanian government executed two prisoners. One being the would-be female suicide bomber from al-Qaida that the Jordanian’s were going to “trade” for the release of the pilot.

Kind of a bitch for both of them, if you ask Tubularsock.

 

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So here is THAT story:

Today Tubularsock, it has been reported in the Washington Toast, resigned from all his positions in management and supervisory boards of companies and foundations. It is assumed by this reporter that Tubularsock has taken this step in order to position himself so as to avoid conflicts of interest for high political office.

Though Tubularsock has said publicly that he has no intentions of running for President this nano-second, rumors have been spread by TubePact that he would consider running but not as a fucking-corporate-ass-licking Democrat or a head-up-their-ass Republican.

Rumor has it, from a source this reporter trusts as much as himself, that Tubularsock has been asked by the

Groundswell Party to carry the banner of victory all the way to the Oval Office on Pennsylvania Avenue!

This is a late breaking story so new information will be disclosed in the future as this story progresses.

In the meantime my we suggest getting your update from Tabloids. They also seem to know shit before it happens as well.

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