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OH THIS AGAIN AND IN RED, WHITE & BLUE TOO!

 

A new normal? Nah …………….

Business as usual, that is really what we have here.
And Tubularsock believes that we have OrangeDump to thank for it.

Well, you can’t miss the 2016 “buy-in”, the Clinton take over of the DNC. It was only MONEY and if you have the CASH you have the control.

That was enough to rig the faithful Corporate Dems goal of a Killery candidate and the nail in Bernie’s forehead.

AND a guarantee of a Dump win.

And now we all know, if one cares to look, that the Russians had little to do with intervention into our 2016 election except their standard monkey wrench throwing into the mythical gears of democratic government.

NO, all Russia was involved in was the same routine deceptive meddling that the U.S. CIA has done to EVERY country’s elections on earth.

THAT IS THE JOB OF THE CIA …… to fuck up others elections for our ends!

So any Russian involvement was just business as usual.

THE REAL malfeasant entity was THE DEM-O-CRAP PARTY. And those ten gillion emails of Killery’s that went missing would easily show this. But ………ALL-GONE!

Well, if you sit in the same place long enough it all passes you again and if you are astute you’ll notice what you may have missed before.

So here we are again and, by golly, they are right on time! Consistency is the harbinger of those who produce ill intent!

The DNC of Nevada has just hired a paid staffer from Buttigieg’s Iowa organization, Emily Goldman to the PAID position of “Voter Protection Director.”

Tubularsock knows ……………… WHAT THE FUCK?

Well, Emily did so well in Iowa at throwing that preverbal monkey wrench into the Caucus System, that NEVADA HERE SHE COMES!

And the irony of irony, “Voter Protection Director.”

No seriously, this is real. Tubularsock can make shit like this up but doesn’t have to spend the time ……. lunacy abound!

Little is known what exactly the parameters of her new position will be but Tubularsock can guess, and has to, because Emily’s qualifications and biography have not as yet been released but to show FULL TRANSPARENCY she has locked her professional and private social media accounts after news of the hiring first broke.

That is one hell of a comfort for Tubularsock!

Some have stated that there seems to be increasing fears that party leaders are trying to rig the nomination in favor of the ex-mayor of South Bend, Indiana. No kidding … very astute!

You remember, in Iowa Pete’s campaign had paid Shadow, Inc., $42,500.00 last July for services and so did Biden’s and Klobuchar’s campaigns but to a far lessor amount. You get what you pay for, perhaps.

There were other ties between Mayor Pete and Shadow and reliable sources are reporting that Shadow Inc, a secretive company with ties to the tech team for Hillary Clinton’s 2016 presidential run, is the company behind the app.

Well, no shit Dick Tracy!

On top of all of that Bernie is showing rather well, Soooooo, ENTER the money again!

Oligarch Time!

The DNC bent over backwards and changed the rules for entering the Presidential Campaign when our home made oligarch Michael Bloomberg donated more than $100,000 to the DNC just days before he entered the race; candidates typically make such contributions to get access to the party’s national voter database.

But usually not in the middle of the process. MONEY speaks according to Citizens United!

Jeff Weaver, a senior adviser for Bernie Sanders, said it would be “wrong” to change rules that would “accommodate Mayor Bloomberg, who has raised no grassroots donations and is instead flooding the airwaves across the country funded by his billions of dollars of personal assets.”

BUT the truth was expressed better by a Bloomberg adviser when he addressed the REAL explanation, “Mike may end up as the only thing standing between Bernie and the nomination.” (Nathan J. Robinson, Current Affairs)

There you have it ………. the fix is in ………. OR NOT.

We have come full circle.

Will Americans fall for the OLIGARCH SAVIOR or an ORANGE CREATURE?

Excuse Tubularsock America, But really ……….

When was the last time has an Oligarch or an Orange Menace ever helped YOU out? NO REALLY!

It is time to change this up: Bernie 2020.

That is the ONLY chance for the SLIGHTEST shift in our current direction toward destruction.

AND DON’T NEGLECT to notice that even if Bernie Sander wins, the establishment will raise hell to stop “sharing the wealth” that has been created in our lopsided system!

A win is just the start of a gargantuan fight to the finish ……….

HELL, what else do you have to do?

AS THE EARTH TURNS: A SUMMARY

Oh boy. Tubularsock is sitting alone in his top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and the view is surreal and down right depressing BUT ONLY IF you haven’t gotten on your protective Tubularsock over-gear protection attire from what’s really happening.

Fortunately you can purchase your very own TOGPA (Tubularsock over-gear protection attire) for an inexpensive 13 hundred dollars and change.

And then you-2 can be protected from the society you live in everyday.

Tubularsock set some time aside from the world of political decay to watch some current movie trailers. WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with this society? THIS SHIT is entertainment?

They have got to be kidding. Destruction, mayhem, endless car chases to no where for no reason and broken, shattered, deformed, fucked up relationships that have absolutely NO-NONE-NADA reason to even care about the fucking outcome!

The end of civilization, end of communities, end of relationship and having one’s face ripped off like it is a mask by some freakish disembodied “thing” that resembles “your mother” and you are expected to eat hot buttered pop corn after THAT!

FUUUUUUUUUCK!

So, Tubularsock adjusted his TOGPA and pushed on to the political terrain and the daily happenings of “Western Civilization” and well, Tubularsock can’t tell the difference from the movie trailers.

Dump is out of control, Barr, jokingly the head of the “Justice” Department, is kowtowing to the OrangeDufus and throwing the rule of law out the window to allow Roger Stone to walk.

The few “headaches” of our military personal after the Iranian missile attacks in retaliation for Soleimani’s killing has morphed into many more dead and wounded that is slowly leaking out from the Pentagon but MOST significant is the killing of American Michael D’Andrea who was a prominent figure, the head of Iran operations for the CIA, and the man who orchestrated the assassination of Iranian General Qassem Soleimani as well as other targeted murders.

This is BIG enough that, the MSM hasn’t really covered it much.

Nor has the OrangeDump noticed that what goes around comes around. Tubularsock figures no one has informed him about it for safety sake.

And in further “spy news” it has been “leaked” by the Washington Post (a CIA outlet) that for years the backbone of the Cold War was the CIA’s ability to have a “backdoor” to nearly EVERY country’s computer system so as to spy on them.

Strange. Who didn’t already know this? So just why is the CIA leaking this now?

Has to do with Huawei (the Chinese leading global provider of information and communications technology).

It’s a PR stunt to warn that China is spying (supposedly) on EVERYONE the same way the CIA has done for years. And if the world goes to Huawei’s 5G system then it edges out the CIA’s “backdoor” to the world wide system.

It also puts a dent in the sales of American technology in Europe and South America.

Which brings Secretary of State Mike Pompeo out of the woodwork like a cockroach to declare that the Chinese Communist Party is “the central threat of our times”!

Does it really matter if the 5G system is from the U.S. or China when it fucking fries your brain and turns your skin to a Trump-Orange-Tint?

And the Democrap’s are out doing themselves to stop Bernie but the PEOPLE seem to be awakening at least a little ……. we shall see.

It is rather funny that Bernie is a “socialist” BUT Obummer took government money, tax payer money, and bailed out the Banks and the Auto Industry and ALL of the Presidents have backed Government subsidies to corporations BUT they call it “a free enterprise system”! Horse shit supreme!

In a free market system the fittest shall survive! Once the government steps in and SUBSIDIES corporations we are headed for fascism.

But if the workers start to control the means of production then it leans toward socialism.

And Bernie leans toward New Deal Socialism which is a focus on the citizen and the citizen’s well being as opposed to the American oligarchs.

EAT THE RICH!

 

IN CASED YOU MISSED IT.

 

Tubularsock realizes that with all this impeachment drama which has only proven that OrangeFuck is as disgusting as we already knew but he just became more obvious to anyone with a brain.

And that his offspring running about on the campaign trail are a great example of what happens when you ejaculate into a jar and have to transfer those sperm into your wife’s vagina because she doesn’t want that “disgusting little thing” shoved into her body.

Well, deformed embryo happen as Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr. PROVE!
THIS IS SCIENCE!

Oh my, Tubularsock if off topic again!

But may Tubularsock add, just that if Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr. aren’t the BEST advertisement for abortion than NOTHING is!

But to the point.

While all this impeachment drama was playing out showing just how well the Republican’ts Party is willing to take it up their asses by bending over in almost unison for Dumps tiny ahhhh, member OTHER things were going on as well.

And Tubularsock has created a quick overview in case you may have missed it.

And as a favor to the non-reader American, Tubularsock has focused on pictures.

“Federally funded school lunches are about to get a lot less healthy”

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/1/10/18177099/school-lunch-sonny-perdue-healthy-hunger-free-kids

And speaking of oversized PIGS, “Reporter says Mike Pompeo cursed and demanded she (CNN reporter) find Ukraine on a map after interview.”

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/24/politics/mike-pompeo-interview-ukraine/index.html

And then just a message about on line dating for those who love to live life as a crap shoot.

And finally, Tubularsock just wants to blame the Russians! It is way easier than having to accept that it is the American population that is so fucking gullible! And our two party system are run by oligarchs NOT the citizens AND THE MONEY PROVES IT!

LIKE, WAKE THE FUCK UP, AMERICA!

Oh sure, Tubularsock has many more examples but like any political junkie, Tubularsock lost interest right after “ejaculate into a jar” had been unveiled .

CAUCUSED!

Well isn’t it about time for another conspiracy theory?

Sure it is ………..

Barack Obummer has publicly stated that he would do whatever he could to keep Bernie Sanders from getting the Democraps Presidential nomination.

Killery Clinton has cast disparaging comments about Bernie Sanders and would not even venture a position on whether she would support Bernie Sanders if he did the get the Democraps nomination.

NOW REMEMBER they both are taking this stand in the FACE of a TRUMP WIN!

And if these two sleazeballs would not back Bernie Sanders if he got the nomination then what would that tell us about the Corporate Democraps?

A Tubularsock hint: THEY still make lots and lots of money with a Trump win. It is the regular people that lose!

In the final hours of the Iowa Caucus, Bernie Sanders’ momentum was shaping up FOR A WIN. Or at least that was what was reported.

And what is the best way to slow down an exciting and powerful momentum?

A computer glitch?

Huh. Funny that.

The company that was running the count was a company named

So far so good.

And who is the head of Shadow?

Well, that would be Gerard Niemira who is a veteran of Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign.

And who is on the board of directors of Shadow?

David Plouffe, one of the chief architects of President Barack Obama’s campaigns.

Hmmmm. That Democrap Establishment. Are they at it again?

You remember: Disgraced former DNC chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz has admitted that the DNC rigged the primaries against Bernie Sanders in order to allow their favorite candidate to win.

 

 

And YOU think Dump’s bad!

Well you know conspiracy ……… maybe yes, maybe no.

Tubularsock goes for YES! Those fuckers are at it again!

IMPEACHMENT: PISSING INTO THE WIND.
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It can never be overstated that an understatement is as good as being overwhelmed with most political rhetoric by a fanfare of professional gaslighting.

It kind of brings it all down to just how dumb are the American public or how smart?

So to make this simple let Tubularsock use a yellowish-orange example.

This entire Impeachment comes down to this:

Dump stood on top of his desk in the Oval Office, whipped out his tiny little dick and pissed all over the Presidential Desk Top having the blotter stained yellow/orange as blotters tend to do under such circumstances.

A large amount of piss streamed down the front edge of the Presidential Desk and hit the hardwood floor of the Oval Office but a stained carpet was prevented by the fast work of Rudy Giuliani lapping up the piss as he has done so many times before.

The remainder of the staff all looked the other way as quickly as possible so as not to have to be held accountable for any knowledge of Dump’s Presidential Pissing.

Now this kind of activity was so regular that the Cabinet and the Generals, and the work-a-day staff just became used to it to the point that they all agreed, “that’s Dump” and isn’t it the way ALL presidents acted over the years?

But as thing happen in Washington, leaks of “leaks” often see the light of day and are exposed to the press and then sometimes investigations take shape to get to the bottom of issues that are NOT PRESIDENTIAL.

And regularly pissing on the Presidential Desk in the Oval Office happened to be just one of those exceptions.

John Bolton took detailed notes while he was working in the White House and Dump told John that he pissed on the desk.

Mike Pompeo watched Dump piss on the desk and is willing to take it up the ass because as a devout Catholic is used to the priests.

Army Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman saw Dump piss on the desk and felt it was NOT proper!

Charles Kupperman also saw Dump piss on the desk and was “concerned about the piss and the administration’s handling of their piss poor policy”. He was also John Bolton’s top aide.
And now we have the Democrats saying it is NOT PROPER to piss on the Presidential Desk and the Republicans looking in EVERY DIRECTION except the direction of the Presidential Desk.

Tubularsock feels that it may be necessary to contact Vlad and get that video of the prostitutes pissing on the bed, at Dump’s direction, that the Obamas slept in years before.

NO REALLY! IT WAS ON THE INTERNET SO IT’S GOT TO BE TRUE!

In truth, what we see here is really what this country has been all along, a sham.

The Rule of Law has ALWAYS been a ruse ……… you know it in your soul!

Example after example after example has exposed this!

American’s have fallen for the scam and now they have to perpetuate it rather than admit that they and their children and their children’s children have been scammed!

And the topper, in Tubularsock’s opinion, was Alan Dershowitz, a member of President Orange Tweets’ legal team, argued on the Senate floor that a politician trying to win reelection is acting in the national interest, in THAT politician’s mind.

And therefore that politician running for reelection as president could break any law or abuse any power and say that it was for the public interest because the public interest would be served by his or her election.

ABSURD! Fucking bat shit crazy!

If that idea is accepted then we have a big apology we need to give Adolf Hitler and Tubularsock wants to hear Alan Dershowitz make it.

Adolf Hitler believed that his election was in the national interest and Adolf Hitler also believed that mass murdering the Jews, Gypsies, and Gays were in the best interest of the German State.

Under Dershowitz postulation that would be acceptable and not illegal because it was in the national interest because Adolf believed it to be because he had been elected!

Need Tubularsock need to repeat, ABSURD! Fucking bat shit crazy?

Bottom line, if Tubularsock was sitting in on this proceeding and Tubularsock had sworn to be fair and follow the facts where they lead then sure enough Tubularsock would want ALL the facts!

The audacity of Bitch McConnell attempting to COVER UP any damning evidence that might shed light on what transpired and how Dump was involved is just appalling.

But isn’t that what a good bitch does? And no question, Mitch’s Dump’s Bitch. And THAT should be a bumper sticker!

 

DRONE ON TRUMP

 

Now Tubularsock has become aware that an impeachment is really an old concept of the so called “civilized” world.

You know the story: “No one is above the law”. EVERYONE in the political sphere are willing to say that over and over with a straight face.

And yet, rather than look into the offense and totally investigate the charges, the game is to obstruct any just-process for investigating and dodge, using procedural maneuvering to bypass any information and hide it from the American people.

Seems par for the course to Tubularsock.

That is why Tubularsock sees that a more modern procedural process may be in order.

Just what if “A LONE WOLF” with access to drone driving takes out Air Force One on its way back from Mar-a- Lago blowing up Donald AND maybe even Ivanka (you know …. a twofer).

We could be shocked and run around pointing the finger at Iran, Venezuela, or Cuba for starters. OR EVEN the Deep State! (But whatever you do, don’t point a finger at Israel or Saudi Arabia.)

We could all run about saying “WHY?” or “WHAT HAVE WE DONE?” or “ONLY SOMEONE “EVIL’” would do such a thing!

You know, the same old brain dead response from Americans.

And then it would be off to war we go because what better way to abhor violence than to attack and kill …… well, those responsible.

EVEN if we don’t know or can’t prove who that may be it doesn’t really matter.

You remember Iraq, right? Or Afghanistan?

Fifteen of the nineteen 9/11 hijackers were from Saudi Arabia which logically led to war with Iraq and Afghanistan.

So really, extortion, bribery, selling out to a foreign country for personal gain, using a political office to acquire financial gain, lie, cheat, obstruct justice and being Orange with small hands are really only minor qualifications of illegal activities for the Presidency as opposed to WAR CRIMES!

Just maybe Americans just might want to, besides draw and quarter the Orange Wonder, arrest and try Baby Bush and Obomber as well as the Orange Turd for Crimes Against Humanity!

And sure you can toss in fucking Killery and OLD Joe as well!

But that ain’t going to happen so Tubularsock will just have to wait for that Lone Wolf to do what others won’t do.

And please remember hypothetical scenarios ARE NOT threats but are simply wishful thinking of possibilities that could happen.

Tubularsock is not advocating violence toward anyone. But Tubularsock’s sympathy toward a dead rat is not high on Tubularsock’s compassionate scale. Just sayen’.

So how about a rousing chorus of kum ba yah to close.

 

CHRISTMAS VACATION IMPEACHMENT

Now, now just calm yourselves down.

With the entire fabricated framework of DEMOCRACY in the balance due to a totally corrupt and morally deficient President who is about to be tried in an Impeachment Trial by the United States Senate …….. also known as the upper legislative body ………

The Government is ON CHRISTMAS VACATION!

Yep, nothing spells IMPENDING CRISIS like vacation.

That is why when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor they picked a Sunday!

Because, at least then, American’s were “closed”. Sitting around watching baseball and eating apple pie!

And heaven knows with the grueling work load that our dedicated Congressional members have to do and with their meager salaries it is understandable. Vacation!

At a paltry pay rate of $1017.54 to $1041.91 PER WORK DAY our Congressional Members with 171 to 194 days off a year that $174,000.00 a year sure doesn’t go as far as it used to!

Tubularsock knows you feel for them. You know, they have to take the legislation that is written by the corporate lobbyist and fax it to the bill printing office and then place it into the flow of other corporate bills being “legislated” and voted on.

Talking about stress. That is why they have their own swimming pools and and private gyms and lunch rooms within the Capitol building complex!

And because of this constant flow of corporate generated bills our Congressional members don’t even have time to read what they are voting on. But the ayes have it!

Especially if its for building guns and bombs but not so much for health, schools, libraries, infrastructure …… you know, “Just Where Can We Get The Money?”

And all that is necessary to vote is pressing a button. Too busy to write.

And OH YES, OrangeTweet is on vacation as well and it only is costing the tax paying citizens about $104,000,000.00 to date for just his gulf trips!

And the fact that much of that expenditure if paid to Dump’s family businesses is a questionable procedure for any government official to be involved in.

The bottom line ……… is that WE are paying for all of this and ALL OF THIS are off on vacation.

Somehow the gravity of this historical Impeachment event seems to have been lost in the mist of the

HO, HO, HO’S.

But rest assured, they ALL line up at the feeding trough to pick up their “employment” checks …… right on time! (no vacation there)