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TUBULARSOCK 2020 CONVENTION SUMMARY FOR NON-READERS.

Here we go again.

Tubularsock doing ALL THE WORK
for you!

One of many Professional Abilities
that Tubularsock possesses is
THE ART OF BULL SHIT.

Yes, not just producing it
but recognizing it when
it rolls down the
turnpike.

And there is no better place
to witness PURE BULLSHIT
than when the power structure
ships it to you with fireworks
and red white and blue banners.

And where better than the
ALL CIRCUS
political conventions.

Now sure,
If one is really brain dead
with no emotional connections
one can actually sit and
listen to the speeches as
long as you have a bucket
and a shovel
so as to clean up as the
abundance of PURE SHIT
oozes from every corner
of your TV or computer screen.

Even the smell is intense!

And hell maybe you are one of the
brain dead. Not Tubularsock’s problem.

But maybe you’re not.
Then what?

Yeah, you can vote.

BUT FOR WHAT?

You may still want to insist that your
vote counts for something but that only means
you are delusional.

Your vote lost out to CASH a long time ago
while you were busy trying to make a living.

Unless you are willing to grab your AK-47
and take to the streets, then you have lost.

However for Tubularsock the forever optimist,
“The Fat Lady Hasn’t Sung Yet”
LIKE A POSSIBILITY.

 

 

LET AMERICA FAIL: THE DEMOCRAPS

 

At exactly what point do you wake up. The Democratic National Convention has ended and the Republican National Convention is just beginning.

Tubularsock attempted to stay away from all of the speeches but got confused when the Republican’ts nearly out numbered the Democraps in speaking time at the DNC.

And when the war criminals were rolled out to give us all the advice of just how wonderful America happens to be and how “strong” we are and how important our values that we hold so dear help to define who we are, Tubularsock had to vomit.

Colin Powell who should be in prison right now for war crimes against humanity is instead lecturing us on TV about the integrity of NO GO JOE, The Empty Box. Give Tubularsock a fucking break!

And that other pseud-Black guy, you know, ahh …….. Obummer. He too spoke in his superficially moronic way oozing that slick used car kind of a way that convinces many that he is a sincere broker of some kind of truth while fucking you over all the way to the banks.

He was that “hope and change” character. You remember. The one that out did Bush in attacking other countries running about humanitarianly killing their women and children and droning people he picked from a hat at his Kill By Drone Tuesday Meetings.

In truth, another war criminal on the loose.

Oh yes, and let’s not forget Kamala who has spent her illustrious career locking up those Black marijuana smokers and helping to fill all those private prisons in the name of safety.

You do realize that the Democrap platform STILL does not want legalized marijuana!

And who could forget Michelle who really took the cake with all that Disneyesq bull shit of the meaning of the American sleep walking dumbass citizens who are fooled with false sincerity and caring as she and her sickening slick husband butt fucked all of us equally giving all the wealth to the banksters and helping to destroy the Black middle class by foreclosing on their homes without a government bailout.

But enough of those colored folk.

Lets get right down to real power, WHITE FOLK! And who epitomizes WHITE more than Tubularsock’s favorite “Goldwater Girl” Hillary Rot-m Clinton. The quintessential Chicago suburban White and we all know there is no white like a suburban White!

They sure don’t love them darkies!

And as a war criminal Killery can hold her head up proud with the rest of these assholes!

The old speaking rostrum was crowded with War Criminals. Kind of gives one an idea of the Empty Box’s foreign policy but one could not tell it from any policy statement BY ANYONE!

The only goal is to get rid of the Orange Dump but THEN WHAT?

Now Bernie gave his deranged speech endorsing NO GO JOE as a “good friend” after being screwed by fucking Obummer in pulling the rug out from under him in the primaries.

But Bernie still endorsed The Empty Box.

It is a tough call after the Killery’s Campaign cheated and rigged the DNC vote to push Bernie aside in 2016 and Obummer pulled the old “Saturday Night Massacre” on Bernie in 2020 and HE STILL ENDORSES these corrupt creeps?

AND THEY ARE TRYING TO CALL TRUMP CORRUPT?

Well the old Democraps didn’t impress Tubularsock with any of this BUT they did secure that Tubularsock wouldn’t vote for the Empty Box-NO GO JOE! But in truth that wasn’t ever going to happen anyway only because Tubularsock doesn’t want children to sit on his lap like Joe or ram a hand up a woman skirt in a Capitol hallway like Joe. He really is a fucking creep!

And no, the Orange Turd doesn’t look any better either ……………

And remember, “THE FAT LADY HASN’T SUNG YET”.

Oh, and by the way ……. if you are a Demopcrap and believe that NO GO JOE has any promise of real leadership then you are plain fucking stupid!

And ask yourself, just how was NO GO JOE thrust on you? DID YOU GET TO PICK THIS GUY?

No!

He was given to you. Which is just why your “right to vote” doesn’t count at all.

HE WAS GIVEN TO YOU AS YOUR CHOICE.

Wake the fuck up!

 

 

 

KAMALA HARRIS: THE BUS STOPS HERE!

 

Now isn’t America Great?

One moment you’re a little black girl being bused to a white school and the big old evil white man is attempting to stop the little girl and in the process praising segregationists.

And the next minute the big old evil white man is surrounded by Black children on a playground pronouncing that, “I love little children sitting on my lap”.

AND BAM ……… Kamala Harris becomes Joe Biden’s VP pick.

Gag Tubularsock with a spoon …………..

But hell it fits ……… A white guy who discouraged busing and passionately passing a crime bill that put more Blacks in jail than ever before and a mixed Black-Jamaican/Asian-Indian who helped put a huge numbers of Blacks into jail in California as well as working in court to uphold California’s death penalty, despite her personal opposition, and for her threats to jail parents of chronically truant schoolchildren.

Guess Black Lives Don’t Matter after all.

Anyway, does it matter?

There is no surprise here. The writing was on the wall the entire time. Kamala was able to turn, twist and sell out the few principled beliefs she held to be picked by the no principled doddering old white dude. The corrupt Corporate Democraps stand firm and are prepared to fuck over the working class in the name of …. “we are better fuckers than the corrupt Republican’ts”!

The bottom line YOU lose!

But not all is lost.

Looking for the silver lining?

Stay tuned ……… Remember, the fat lady STILL hasn’t sung yet!

JERRY FALWELL JR. — AMEN, THANK YOU JESUS!

 

Now because Tubularsock believes that Tubularsock IS GOD it has always been difficult to understand organized christianity. You know, the churches christianity.

As far as Tubularsock is concerned the Gnostics were the group which came closest to what Jesus was talking about but like all REAL truthers the organized christian churches attempted to persecute and eliminate them in order to attempt to control the masses rather than search for the truth.

However, Tubularsock doesn’t want to get off track here because where we are headed will substantiate what most mothers advised all along one’s life journey.

And that is ………… “be careful of who your friends are and who you hang out with”. And the reason is you just might “pick up” and become associated with a soiled reputation.

Another odd thing that is mixed into this tale is the UNBELIEVABLE STUPIDITY of teens and even younger children that will take pictures of their “private parts” and post them on Instagram and the like for all to see.

“Dick Pic” galore!

Now we all remember Anthony Weiner and all that hullabaloo with the BULGE and sending it to a 15 year old girl over the internet. Remember?

In truth Tubularsock has tried to forget. However Weiner was a politician so, well ……..
they have a lot of time on and even perhaps in their hands. Whatever!

And a name like Weiner? ……. Sigmund Freud would have a field day!

But when a grown adult man hasn’t the brain power to understand NOT to send out damaging photos on a public forum then THAT is, well just DUMB!

And then when this Dumb-Man is a major religious “leader” on top of that AND the President of a major Religious University then that is when it turns FUNNY!

Now if you don’t know about one of the leading evangelical Christian Universities, Liberty University, then you have missed one of the BIGGEST JOKES going down.

Now beside a tainted viewpoint about reality, Liberty students have to follow a very strict
“moral” code of conduct which they can be expelled or disciplined by the school if broken.

Saints be praised, ENTER STAGE VERY RIGHT the University President Jerry Falwell Jr.!

PRICELESS!

 

 

Now sure, being on a party yacht with friends ……… what’s the problem?

And hanging out with a “friend” drinking “black water” …….. what’s the problem?

And well, attending a themed party centered around the TV show “Trailer Park Boys” which Liberty U. students would be disciplined for even watching the TV show due to its
off-color humor centered around sex, drugs, alcohol and foul language, ahhh ………. what’s the problem?

Well, somehow Jerry missed the memo.

BUT IT IS NOT JERRY’S FAULT from Tubularsock’s point of view.

It is the fault of hanging around the “wrong crowd”. (THANKS MOM!)

Yep, you guessed it:

 

 

WOMEN VS. MEN AN OBSERVATION

This was sent to Tubularsock from a friend and it was just too interesting to not move to a wider audience.

Some of you may have already seen this but if you haven’t Tubularsock is sure you’ll figure it out!

THE COUNTRIES MOST AFFECTED BY COVID-19 ARE, THE U.S., BRAZIL, RUSSIA, SPAIN, THE U.K., ITALY, AND FRANCE.

HERE ARE PHOTOS OF THEIR LEADERS.

THESE COUNTRIES WHICH ARE RECOGNIZED AS HAVING BEST MANAGED THE CRISIS ARE GERMANY, TAIWAN, NEW ZEALAND, ICELAND,FINLAND, AND DENMARK.

HERE ARE PHOTOS OF THEIR LEADERS.

 

ANY QUESTIONS?