Archive for the ‘AMERICAN HYPOCRISY’ Category

Tubularsock has been muckraking around Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see BUNKER TOUR).

And as so often happens while muckraking one can become depressed by the state of events.

Not Tubularsock! Tubularsock finds it funny. Yeah. Tubularsock dares it to get worse. Will there ever be a time when worse is worse. Well we as a civilization are sure working overtime on this downward progression. WE WILL succeed!

Let’s take Ukraine. Let’s slaughter the women and children! The U.S. doesn’t give a shit. WE were the ones that created the war in Ukraine in the first place ……. see how well it’s working out. REALLY! It is going according to plan.

You see when WE elected a dead man for President it just wasn’t good enough. We needed a dead man agile enough to actually keep his head up his ass for long periods of time. Voilá old dead Joe Buydone. Sweet!

Then you mix that up with a small penis, SHORT in stature, questionable comedian with shit for brains willing to kowtow to neo-Nazis and you have the beginnings of a very odd comedy. Zelenskyy fit that to a tee!

And then you add the Shakespearean element “the evil devil” Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin!

OMG! Could it get any better than THAT?

And that is just on the foreign policy front.

BUT ALL IS NOT LOST …… yet.

We still have the PLAN-DEM-IC taking up “mind-time”.

You see, it just happens that people that took the “COVID vaccines AND BOOSTERS” are dying like flies in a Raid commercial. Yep. And of course the “medical professionals” are just stumped about this SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME (SDS).

But THEY ARE SURE that it has nothing to do with the Covid shot. Now that sure is comforting.

Pretty much it come down to “trust a doctor—- then die!”

The interesting thing here is they don’t know what is causing it BUT THEY ARE SURE that it is not the shit in the Covid shot.

Pretty much like “guns don’t kill people, people kill people” kind of an argument.

But relax because you can rest assured that Pfizer and Moderna are allowed to kill you and not be held accountable. That’s business.

And really, how could we close out our 2022 year without summing up THE ORANGE WONDER?

For a guy who is not President the press just can’t pass him by for a moment. If it wasn’t for Donnie would there be any news?
It seem to be the only continual news story to exist.

The January 6th Committee has wrapped up its investigation. Spent stacks of public cash and did it all before Christmas break.

And the result? Ahhhhhh.

Don’t hold your breath.

It is now up to the Justice Department to prosecute Dump. Perfect!

Just how many years will that take EVEN if they rush to do it.

Let the Beatles explain it with just a little Tubularsock adjustment:

“Send me a postcard, drop me a line
Stating point of view

Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore

Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I’m (a hundred and four?)”

Yet, Tubularsock can’t let you go without Tubularsock’s regular Christmas cheer.

This hits the heart of Christmas for Tubularsock so have a good one.

BUYDONE SIGNS RAIL AGREEMENT INTO LAW. FUCKING OVER THE WORKING CLASS!

Isn’t it interesting that the government can’t seem to get shit done to help “the people” but the minute the corporate overlords demand action the political class stumble over themselves to provide whatever is necessary to keep everyone “in their place”.

President Buydone repeated carrier and union talking points. He touted the 24 percent wage increase as something “historic.” But the truth is that that wage increase is spread out over five years!

And once you factor in that the workers’ have gone three years without any pay raises at all, this amounts really to a cut in real wages after inflation is factored in. Thanks a lot Joe!

Tubularsock has a theory that the reason one of Buydone’s sons chose cancer and died and why another son became a coke addict was because with a father like Joe …. either go or blow!

And as for the public …….. the next time a Democrap spouts off about being the party of labor will somebody cram that statement right up their ass!

And the gull of Nancy and Chuck acting like their “outside amendment” of pushing for 6 sick days with pay” rather than including it in the main bill was created as ALL SHOW AND NO GO! Fuck them both. Kind of makes Tubularsock regret that that “hammer-attack” hadn’t been directed at Nancy!

Now of course, that is not to say that the Republican’ts give a damn about those who actually work for a living ……. they are the one’s that blame inflation on wages of those that work.

And wow …… our foreign policy is geared and heavily greased for the ol’ profit motive as well.

Ukraine has nothing to do with our money supply …… we’ll just make it out of thin air so we can murder the women, children and men of Ukraine. And YOU thought we are there to protect democracy! SUCKERS!

No, whether it is making money off the backs of working slobs or killing and mutilating women and children doesn’t really matter. What matters is profit. THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS.

So what is the solution?

Wouldn’t it be fun to see ALL UNIONS join in a TOTAL WALK OUT in protest just before Christmas! SHUT IT DOWN AT ALL LEVELS.

Even the Reindeer Union! And shit on Santa’s boot!

Ideas can be left for free in the comments. And let’s go for creative solutions. Eating the rich is so old school!

Leave it to Joe Buydone for a final heating solution for our “European-Friends” this winter.

Jill only left him home alone just for an hour.

“Now just how could he get in trouble so quickly” it was reported she said. “Well send him to his room with that DUNCE CAP again!”

Tubularsock went straight to his crystal-ball and called for the GAS SPIRIT to come-forth and POOOOFF! there she was dripping in salt water.

Impressive, Tubularsock stated.

“GAS SPIRIT tell Tubularsock who blew up the Nord Stream Pipeline?”

“IT WAS POSITIVELY NOT RUSSIA!” the GAS SPIRIT said quite quickly.

“Well, just how can you be so sure, oh wise SPIRIT?” was Tubularsock’s retort.

The Gas SPIRIT took three fast steps to the East, turned and stated, “It is as plain as U.S. Secretary of State Antony J. Blinken having his head up his ass!”

“This may be true, GAS SPIRIT but Tubularsock needs more PROOF than that”.

“Well here you go then”, the GAS SPIRIT stated as she spread her arms in a revelation gesture.

“Sweden and Denmark are investigating the sabotage which all parties have agreed was perpetrated on the underwater pipeline.

Russia has not been allowed to investigate their own pipeline and yet to date Sweden and Denmark has discovered that there are explosion craters at the destroyed pipe locations.”

“But still who did it is unknown” Tubularsock added.

“So if Russia had done this Sweden and Denmark would have been yelling that information from the top of Mount Olympus at the top of their voices”, the GAS SPIRIT continued.

“But what they have found shows someone else did it, Soooooooo. It is now classified and top secret and in that gesture alone shows that Russia is in the clear”, and at that she sat down very pleased with herself.

That has been the last Tubularsock has seen the GAS SPIRIT but as Tubularsock pursues the elusive gas fumes the fact that the USS Paul Ignatius, a U.S. destroyer, was spotted hovering over the areas where the explosions happened and left the area a short time before they happened make for interesting conjecturing.

And if you take into account that on May 20th “. . . Defense Secretary Lloyd J. Austin III announced that Navy Rear Adm. Thomas E. Ishee for appointment to the grade of vice admiral, and assignment as commander, 6th Fleet.

Thomas Ishee is well versed in underwater fast attack, and he commanded fast attack submarines and oversaw the operations of torpedo retrievers, floating dry dock and the Navy’s submarine rescue systems.(https://www.globalresearch.ca/exclusive-us-torpedo-appeared-explosion-site-nord-stream/5797989)

And you wrap all this up with the fact that the U.S. 6th Fleet were conducting “military exercises” in the Baltic dealing with among other things training an Explosive Ordnance Disposal Mobile Unit and unmanned underwater vehicles.

Move along, nothing to see here.

But for Tubularsock it is clear that once the discovered information was made classified tells it all and to date Tubularsock has heard zilch from Mount Olympus!

Now Tubularsock is sitting at Tubularsock’s HUGE desk in his top floor corner office atop Tubularsock’s Underground Bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland California. (see Bunker Tour)

“I can see clearly now the rain is gone, I can see all obstacles in my way . . .” as Johnny Nash wrote and sang.

And yes, that line does apply to the fact that the Ukrainian High Court finally has just eliminated Ukraine’s’ last political party from their dozen political opposition parties leaving ONLY ONE PARTY in the country.

So Ukraine is an EXCLUSIVE ONE PARTY DEMOCRACY!

Boy oh boy, that sure encourages other democracies to rally around the flag. Doesn’t it.

The much more radical thought hanging around is that, “the U.S. is a democracy”. With TWO parties that is only, in truth, ONE party.

Sure you get to vote but the results are ALWAYS the same!

If the Democraps win they spend their time doing NOTHING except investigating the Republicant’s and how terrible they are and if the Republicant’s win they spend all their time doing NOTHING except investigating the Democraps and how terrible they have been!

BUT THEY BOTH SUPPORT every war that comes by the Pentagon’s door!

Hey ………….. It’s the American way, “War is Peace!”

The Associated Press called the claim that the US was involved in the sabotage of the Nord Stream pipeline as “baseless conspiracy theory” that was being pushed by the Kremlin and Russian state media.

And the Associated Press is not a “state owned” propaganda arm of the United States?

Remember the AP was created in 1846, by five New York newspapers to “share the cost of covering the Mexican-American War” ……. guess which side they were on?

Times haven’t changed that much. Trust Tubularsock on that!

Secretary of State Antony Blinken DIDN’T EVEN BLINK when he stated at his last news conference that the sabotage of the Nord Stream Pipeline provides “a tremendous opportunity” to end Europe’s dependency on Russian energy. (CHEEP ENERGY, may Tubularsock add!)

Well all this is just great for the liquefied natural gas scumbag producers in the U.S. but not so good for the huge number of Europeans freezing their asses off this winter.

The one thing that capitalists do well is to ALWAYS hold profit over people.
It is what they are made of and they “like it”!

It is also what they call a “tremendous strategic opportunity for the years to come.” Just another form of “the pandemic!”

As Vlad said, “Sanctions are not enough for Anglo-Saxons. They have turned to sabotage, it’s unbelievable, but true, having organized explosions on the international gas pipelines of the Nord Stream.”

It seems that it isn’t difficult for American citizens to not believe “the enemy” when most of the time it is “the enemy” that are telling the truth.

But that is merely built in delusion on the Americans’ citizen part.

You remember the “make-believe Gulf of Tonkin attack” which was used to get us involved in our on going war in Vietnam.

Or the 20 year war with Afghanistan because they wouldn’t give up bin Laden who was supposed to be “hiding in the hills” in some underground bunker.

Or the “weapons of mass destruction” that Saddam had hidden in his back pocket!

Many in the U.S. at least believed these lies because the U.S. “leaders” said they were true.

THAT ALONE SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO NEVER BELIEVE THE U.S. ABOUT ANYTHING!

Tubularsock is putting his money behind Vlad!

SAME OLD NEWS REGURGITATED AGAIN!

Well shit! Here Tubularsock is again repeating himself ad nauseam about the state of the American political decay.

It is somewhat overwhelming to witness the depth of the decay yet the ability of this continued dry rot to hold its flimsy structure.

Another marvel of science Tubularsock supposes.

To listen to Dead-Man-Walking Joe Buyden speaking to the United Nations about the destruction that Vlad has unleashed on the Ukraine is breathtaking.

“Russia has shamelessly violated the core tenets of the United Nations charter.” says
Dead – Old – Joe.

But funny that Dead-Old-Joe failed to mention the U.S.’s role in the 20 year war in Afghanistan, or for the wars the U.S. also started in Iraq, Syria, and parts of Africa. Or even our continued rotten treatment of Cuba!

AND REALLY FUNNY THAT HE FAILED TO MENTION THAT NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF THE UNITED STATE WOULD HAVE KEPT ITS WORD GIVEN TO RUSSIA.

Even more strange that Russia had believed the U.S.

He didn’t even mention the number of Central and South American election the U.S. has altered overthrowing the PEOPLE’S WILL for a dictator that will go along with the U.S. corporative agenda of stealing natural resources.

You know, “We Are Doing It For Democracy”!

To watch that pompous old fuck chastises other nations while “leading?” the most destructive terrorist nation on earth, The United States of America, is stunning!

But hell, that is all old news ………..

Did you here the great news that Dead-Man-Walking-Joe has continued to build “Trump’s Wall”?

Remember all the consternation over “Trump’s Wall”? Well now, Old Joe is continuing to build it. And not a mention of it by the mainstream presstitutes. Hmmm. Don’t pay attention to the man behind the curtain, Dorthy.

Remember when Trump put children in cages at the boarder? MORE CONSTERNATION! But few realized that Rent-A-Kneegrow-Obummer STARTED that policy while he was in office.

Funny how that works, isn’t it.

And Dead-Ol’-Joe has deported MORE immigrants than Orange-Dump!
Seen any consternation over that policy?

BUT IN TRUTH the power structure has continually framed the question of immigration as to HOW TO STOP the influx of those coming across at the boarder at any particular time.

BUT THE REAL ANSWER has always been hidden.

THE ANSWER TO THE BOARDER CRUSH is simple!
Stop undermining democratic elected governments in Central and South America and let the peoples of each country vote for the government THEY WANT.

Not the government the U.S. wants for them controlled by the U.S. corporate agenda!

In truth, most people at the boarder didn’t want to leave their country but were driven to leave their country because of the U.S. foreign policy that has help to create governments that are run by “approved” dictators or drug lords.

Do remember that the CIA is one of the most prolific illegal drug pushers in the world! So what is good for business is ……. well, good for business. (You don’t believe that the U.S. pulling out of Afghanistan has stopped the CIA’s opium business in the area do you!)

So all that establishment bull shit that immigrants at the boarder want to come to “AMERICA” for a better life is ONLY true because the United States have meddled and help to destroy their country for American control and exploitation.

It has worked for over a hundred years!

Well, just maybe things are about to change.

Imagine U.S. citizens with their pillow cases filled with crucial survival items, cellphones, talking wristwatches, portable TV’s, pressing themselves against the Sacred Border Wall waiting for asylum in Mexico.

Fucking could happen! And perhaps sooner than we think!

But in the meantime Tubularsock will hang low in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker over looking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tour)

NO ……… Tubularsock isn’t going to stand on the edge of Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington,DC from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and scream a blood curdling scream. AND NO Tubularsock WILL NOT take his AK-47 with an extended magazine and wipe out all of Walmart.

But Tubularsock can see why those actions are taken.

THIS is what Tubularsock has been going through that has driven Tubularsock to the edge!

EVERYDAY for the last several weeks at least EIGHT times a day Tubularsock receives an

EMERGENCY EMAIL FROM:

Nancy Pelosi

Adam Schiff

Mary Trump

Martin Sheen

Eric Swalwell

Hakeem Jeffries

Pete Aguilar

Joaquin Castro

Marry Hakeem

Stacey Abrams

Beto O’Rourke

Barack Obama

Barack & Joe Together

Jamie Raskin

Raphael Warnock

Jon Ossoff

Kamala Harris

And the entire DCCC

Some of these people Tubularsock doesn’t even know who in the fuck they are and even worse they address Tubularsock in such familiar tones that one could think that they were “friends”
rather than drones of the Democraps.

“PLEADING” with Tubularsock! (the entire DCCC)

PRAISING Tubularsock as “. . . one of my very best grassroots supporters.” (Nancy)

Frightening Tubularsock with “. . . we’re desperate!” (the entire DCCC)

“BEGGING” Tubularsock: “I need your help like never before.” (Nancy)

“Imploring” Tubularsock: “. . . urgent call and defend our precious democracy . . .” (Adam)

And the list goes on and on and on.

AND WHY DO THEY “NEED” TUBULARSOCK?

………….. MONEY!

Why? ………… TO STOP THE “the fate of our Democratic Majority” FROM LOSING THE HOUSE!

AND MONEY IS THE ONLY SOLUTION!

Well, let Tubularsock lay out a perfect example of why Tubularsock wouldn’t give the Democraps’ a dime. Nor the Republicans as well. But they aren’t asking!

When THE CORPSE OF JOE won the Presidency his campaign promised was to:

  1. Excuse Student Debt BUT ended up with a half of loaf where he could have blown the socks off the concept rather than another piece meal token pile of crap. Typical Democrap lukewarm, water-downed leftovers!

NO GUTS!

  1. Codify Roe v. Wade AND DIDN’T! Much like OBUMMER SAID DURING HIS CAMPAIGN FOR THE PRESIDENCY THAT HE WOULD MAKE IT A TOP PRIORITY BUT THEN TURNED AFTER THE ELECTION AND SAID IT WASN’T THAT IMPORTANT TO HIM.
  2. Did not use diplomacy and prevent the War in Ukraine. An example of being totally asleep at the switch while helping to support the military/industrial complex which he profits from.
  3. Halt U.S. support for Saudi Arabia-backed efforts in Yemen as promoted while running for office.

But when elected provided $650 billion weapons sale deal to Saudi Arabia.

And this list can go own but the point is that if the Democraps or the Republican’ts
wanted to improve life for the basic citizen they could take the bull by the horns but seem to habitually grab the bull’s ass.

Perhaps due to self identification on their part.

So rather than DO ANYTHING real the Democraps contact Tubularsock thinking that Tubularsock can be coerced into fearing that if Tubularsock won’t “pay up” then the

Republican’ts will overwhelm the election and bring about the downfall of democracy by reinstating EVIL TRUMP!

Really?

THEY HAVEN’T DONE SHIT FOR PEOPLE and they think they can browbeat Tubularsock out of $3.00? For fucking WHAT?

Check it out:

“President Biden needs your support right now, Tubularsock!”

AND ALL HE IS ASKING IS FOR $3.00!

But Nancy Pelosi emailed Tubularsock directly with:

“I asked yesterday.
I asked this morning.

This is my final ask of you before tonight’s End of Month Deadline. (Promises, promises)

Just this morning, I was deeply worried my calls for help were going unanswered. (Ahhhhhhh, oh my)

But as of 4pm, your support to help me WIN this election and protect reproductive rights is flooding in like I’ve never seen.” (But Nancy, Tubularsock DIDN’T support you with his $3! Are you sure we are communicating?)

Interesting that when the Obomba Administration had control of both houses the Democraps had NO INTEREST is codifying Roe v Wade. Even when Obummer said it was something he was going to do if elected. Tubularsock wouldn’t buy a used car from that shyster.

NOW the Democraps have interest? HORSE SHIT!

Come to think about it Tubularsock might come up with a whole 5 bucks if the Democraps would ABORT PELOSI RETROACTIVELY.

Sure, it is only Tubularsock’s wishful thinking. Tubularsock does have a right to dream!

A word to the wise from Tubularsock.

DON’T wake up in the morning and turn on the “news” before you have adjusted your mental-intake-valve.

This is a must if you want to maintain any bit of sanity in the insane world in which you find yourself.

Years ago Krishnamurti said, “It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.”

And of course that holds even more true today. And believe it or not we have hit the iceberg and it seem like the US-TITANIC is going down!

What we are experiencing today is the decline and collapse of a society that has lost its way.

We, as “Americans” have NO VISION, NO MORALITY, NO DIRECTION AND NO LEADERSHIP!

Golly gee, that doesn’t sound good now does it. Well, unless you are the kind of person that will bet on a dead horse and then bitch and moan at being a loser you’ll need to take extra care in viewing what is going down.

Now just where is the surprise in a country that will go off to another country and burn to death thousands of men, women, and children and then be SHOCKED and DISMAYED about your very own gunmen killing people on the streets of our country.

Somehow Tubularsock just isn’t shocked at all. In fact, when Tubularsock looks over the political landscape of this country and our obsessive addiction to guns it seems to be a natural extension of a military mindset.

You see if you are 18, you are a hero if you slaughter the enemy “over-there”. The power structure will even give you a medal!

And by golly the power structure will even give that medal to your parents or spouse if you happen to get yourself dead in your slaughter endeavor. THAT is just how important that MEDAL happens to be. Queue in the hand over the heart ……. so sincere.

Tubularsock see a false sense of priorities here.

Dick Gregory, once said that the U.S. doesn’t have to force democracy on other countries because if it is such a good thing they’ll steal it! WE ourselves have to practice it as an example for others. No we really are going to practice it right after you elect us again and again and again. Remember we only have one party. The party of money & control!

And that is why we aren’t a democracy. We just keep promoting the “IDEA” of Democracy as a propaganda tool for the citizens to believe while the American Oligarchs swim in the cash they create on the backs of the citizens!

DEMOCRACY WE AIN’T!

Now some have called Tubularsock over the years “un-American” …. NA’. Tubularsock is much more on the Fuck-America track. A country that will lock up a person for exposing the TRUTH of the corruption and evils of the military and rather then giving that person a medal for exposing TRUTH they give him 30 years to life! FUCK-AMERICA!

Or a country that will arrest climate activists as terrorists rather than giving them medals for exposing TRUTH! FUCK-AMERICA!

This list could go on as communities militarize their police forces into armies with assholes with guns and expect the citizen to “respect” the police. FUCK-AMERICA!

And Tubularsock’s largest FUCK-AMERICA is directed at the “Two-Party-System which is just ONE PARTY who have never-ever funded a war they didn’t like!

So, DON’T be un-American BE FUCK-AMERICAN!

And God will love you, amen.

But Tubularsock is always hopeful and is in total agreement with Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn when he stated, “The simple step of a courageous individual is not to take part in the lie. ONE WORD OF TRUTH OUTWEIGHS THE WORLD.”

BRING ON THE LIGHT!

Ahhha. Tubularsock wakes up every morning in Tubularsock’s Underground Bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tour)

But Tubularsock doesn’t always rush to Tubularsock’s Top Floor Corner Office with a view of all those famous Government Buildings that have more respect than the citizens that pay for them.

No.

More recently Tubularsock inspects all seventeen of the Underground Bunker’s Gun Turrets to be sure that they are at peak operational capabilities.

And yes, the question always comes up in polite cocktail conversation, “Why seventeen?”

Simple really, Tubularsock likes even numbers.

Once again Tubularsock has put together some information that you should know about.

And because many of you are Americans Tubularsock will put the main story to you in pictograph form so you don’t have to labor your letter reading skills.

You do realize that there is a different WORD for everything. And a funny fact, EVERY language has a different way of expressing it.

So that is why a picture is worth a thousand words ….. and you can’t misspell a picture.

So here is a simple run down. And the Tubularsock attitudes and point of view depicted here is a truth that will set you free.

And as always with Tubularsock you are allowed to think differently than Tubularsock EVEN if you’re WRONG!

UKRAINE

MEDICINE

GUNS